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  1. Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining God 東方不敗 Master Ginga Victory Strong Cute Beautiful Galaxy Baby 無限 無敵 無双 Nenechi
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  3. >Applied to join hololive 4 times, didn't get a call back for 3 of those
  4. >doxxed herself on her VERY FIRST tweet by showing off her distinctive artstyle
  5. >Doxxed everyone in gen 5 by following them on twitter
  6. >misspelled vtuber as vtuべr, leading it to become the #1 trend in japan
  7. >spilled an endless amount of chow mein on her debut
  8. >scheduled a guerilla singing stream because her monetization accidentally got enabled, leading to people calling her kanecchi
  9. >Used to have a water cooler jug on her first few streams, taking well over 60-70+ sips of water over the course of 3 hours during her first superchat reading and didn't go to the bathroom until the last 20 minutes
  10. >Wanted revenge on Polka for using water cooler jug on her stream, stole her hair accessory for a stream later on, leading to Polka countering it with using her hair braids as shoulder pads and giving birth to a very short-lived but legendary meme
  11. >had a fall guys stream where 90% of it was her shouting her own name
  12. >managed to wipe a full squad and simultaneously do only 83 damage in a single game in apex
  13. >Went from Super Nenechi to Hyper Nenechi in just two streams, then immediately reverted back to Super Nenechi only for her to spontaneously ascend by a countless amount of tiers approximately a month and a half later
  14. >ate alone in the toilet at school
  15. >almost got robbed one time but kicked the dude in the balls and ran away
  16. >thumbnails had such bad proportions they were made fun of in coco's meme review
  17. >Sat around killing enemies mindlessly in Craftopia while everyone else did work, bringing her player level far ahead of everyone else's
  18. >decided that the first thing to do after meeting god in craftopia was to punch him in the face
  19. >desynced in craftopia so hard that the dungeon boss was only focusing on her and was still shooting her even after it died
  20. >Conspired with Polka to beat up a quest giver in Craftopia, and after being scolded by Lamy, took the quest giver to the far back of the dungeon and old yeller'd them
  21. >decided to read a full blown confession from a fan's marshmellow live
  22. >replied to a twitter account named crap_gay thinking it was watson when holoEN debuted
  23. >Had to do battle with a fridge because her hamster broke out of her cage and ran under the fridge
  24. >spilled juice in her lap and couldn't stop sniffing it on stream and asked chat if they wanted to lick it
  25. >got baited by chat to type "if you study japanese in nene, you will fail"
  26. >referred to huke as hukeweb sensei
  27. >got swarmed by a horde of crazy fans while performing an idol show in L4D2
  28. >accidentally wiped her PC installing minecraft
  29. >destroyed the entire nene production office and revealed that nenepro was a black company
  30. >died 16 times in under 2 hours during the first gen 5 Minecraft collab
  31. >Was welcomed in Japanese by Iofi at her debut and replied that she does not speak much english
  32. >Told Iofi that she liked to skip cutscenes in RPGs just after Iofi tells her that she liked RPGs
  33. >thought "te amo" was the french term for "I love you"
  34. >scored three (3) in Choco's academic test
  35. >Uses steering assist in Mario Kart
  36. >got hard carried by her fans in Mario Kart team battle against Polka
  37. >Chanted about destruction in a tweet after accidentally committing suicide by setting off a bunch of TNT on a hill in Minecraft
  38. >ran and jumped into bed, completely missed and ended up sleeping on the floor
  39. >Punched people's cats in Minecraft
  40. >Accidentally flooded gen 5's building in Minecraft
  41. >Forgot to place torches back down after the flooding and spawned a creeper which blew up a chunk of her room
  42. >There was one time her obscure oshi made it big and her first reaction was being frustrated because she liked having an obscure oshi.
  43. >Accidentally put her name backwards "ƎИƎИ" on the Gen 5 building in Minecraft when shown from the outside
  44. >After being told, she said it's supposed to be that way and updated it say "IMNENE" aka "ƎИƎИМI" from the outside
  45. >Avoided an entire shitstorm from NND antis about janitors by skipping a Minecraft collab with the rest of her genmates because she wanted to stream Rhythm Heaven instead
  46. >air-served not once, but TWICE during her collab with Kiara
  47. >When given a present by Kiara, she panicked and grabbed the first thing she found to give as a present... a handful of gummybears
  48. >Almost got robbed on her way back home but she kicked the dude in the nuts and ran away
  49. >Unironically thought iCarly, Victorious and Hannah Montana were emotional western romantic dramas and made Kiara die of laughter when she told her, then proceeded to ask chat on a future stream for reassurance only for them to laugh as well
  50. >iCarly was also the gateway to livestreaming and eventually lead to her becoming a vtuber
  51. >Can pronounce "tomato juice" and "potato chips" in english perfectly but nothing else
  52. >won all Among Us games by pure luck
  53. >Trapped herself in a room she made as a prank for Botan
  54. >Lost 51% of nenepro stocks to HAACHAMA of all people, becoming an underling in her own company
  55. >Went afk in minecraft after a stream, rendering flare, luna, pekora and moona unable to sleep in the server when they played hours later
  56. >Went into a 3D stream as a cardboard cutout
  57. >Married a dying cthuluian korean woman and confessed their love to each other
  58. >Wanted to spice up her way back home from highschool and ended up walking through a sketchy alley.
  59. >Siphoned Korone's spanish audience with a pinned message, making her their new queen
  60. >Watched teen beach movie more than 10 times thinking it was for adults
  61. >Sent her most schizo of stalkers into a brief frenzy with a single tweet making them think she's going to leave Hololive
  62. >Died first twice in a row in Phasmophobia to the point where the ghost no longer even phases her
  63. >Chose Ame (the imposter) over Mori (who she was with an had an alibi) simply because Ame was cuter
  64. >Has collabed with Iofi at least twice as of this rendition of the pasta, and still mispelled her name as "Ioli" during the big Among Us collab
  65. >Entered a Discord voice channel Polka was in during her solo to tell her she's in the wrong channel
  66. >she would call an unsharpened pencil a magic wand, mix grass into water and call it a potion, write down cool anime lines to her notebook and wear a bandaid on her nose because she thought it was cool. She wanted an eyepatch too, but couldn't get it since you needed to go to an optician for one and she didn't have the money
  67. >managed to creep out Matsuri by asking her to bottle some snot for her
  68. >Asserted her dominance in Minecraft by slapping Polka's ass then burying her in a wall of dirt labeling it as "Polka's room" then slept with each other and went on an adventure where they got so lost they needed to hunt for food
  69. >She had the objective of getting one (1) kill in APEX. Ended up becoming champion instead.
  70. >co-created the phrase "5menmasai" with Polka when Subaru told her she didn't count her 4th death then died again immediately after
  71. >Spammed Polka's twitter to the point of being blocked
  72. >Shamelessly told Matsuri, Suisei and Kanata about how she wants men to click their tongues at her when they pass by
  73. >She went to a hot stone spa and didn’t knew whether or not to take off her underwear so she resorted to peek at people who were already in there. (She was with Lamy btw)
  74. >Bought over 10 panties at the same time during a sale but they were too large for her. Before streaming she put one on top of her pants and posed in the mirror. Finally she decided to wear one on her head during the stream. (Hentai Kamen)
  75. >When she was a kid, she fell off a swing and bit the inside of her mouth. Her first thought was “I should let some blood accumulate so I can spit it out in a badass way”
  76. >Spoiled polka’s 3D date when posting her schedule for that week
  77. >She ate snow and complained it tasted like dirt though it was freshly fallen. By the way she doesn’t suck on icicles but munches on them.
  78. >When she was the middle school archery club. She snapped two icicles that formed below the dojo floor saying 角(つの)! Then she ate them.
  79. >Management forced her on a three-day break where she went to the hospital for a checkup. And they changed her twitter password.
  80. >She filled a large bottle with spring water on a school trip and then drank it in one go. She got sick
  81. >She thinks Japanese crane games are very deep
  82. >Two weeks after spoiling polka’s 3d debut, she spoiled lamy’s.
  83. >She made a barrage of lewd poses and suggestions during lamy’s 3D. The chat voted who was the best “producer” out of the three and she beat shishiron and omarun by a landslide
  84. >The day after lamy’s 3d, she started talking about it and the talk got so degenerate to a point she started saying she wanted to slurp lamy’s “water” straight from her armpit. All the while she kept retweeting screenshots from lamy’s 3d. Did I mentioned lamy was watching the stream?
  85. >Did cameos on the ENTIRE akukin relay, showing up on everyone’s stream.
  86. >Planted jungle trees as décor on top of Akukin HQ in such a way it looks like a huge dick. She wasn’t too shy about it.
  87. >Commented her armpit gets sweaty when seeing akasupa. Proceed to see a lot of red. Talked about sweat and odor for a while.
  88. >After six months of her debut, she created a mascot that represents the Nekko. A carrot
  89. >Has eaten dirt, dog food and hamster food. She has a rating from worst to best.
  90. >Watame listed NENE as a pet in a NND stream.
  91. >In Marine’s “Holoproduction profiles” stream, about 70% of the participants listed Nenechi as a pet.
  92. >She puts her clothes on after bath without drying herself
  93. >After the 2nd o’riends collab, she streamed in kiara’s channel for two minutes before someone pointed it out in the chat
  94. >For Towa-sama’s Apex Play With Viewers! Stream, she wanted to play but to not to be dishonest, chose to queue anonymously for two hours. Did not get to play
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