Will Reading (2020) EN

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- I can do this.

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- Hello, you handsome son of a bitch.

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Time for me to get what's mine.

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Wendy?

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- I'm in the kitchen.

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- Hey.

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- Hello.

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- Smells

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good.

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- Thanks.

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- Oh, uh, what do you want me to do with

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Will's will thingy here?

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- Oh,

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just leave it on the table,

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I'm gonna put it in my
bedroom until later.

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- Whatever.

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Where's that kid of yours?

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- Dana is at my parent's.

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- That

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is excellent news.

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- I'm going to ignore that.

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- Yes, I've noticed.

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No wine glasses?

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- There's no wine, so.

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- Who hosts a dinner party without wine?

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- Wayne, I can't afford it.

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- Then I guess I'm off to the liquor store

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to procure some wine

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with my fabulous Derek Jeter-like wealth.

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Even those poor bastards at
the last supper had wine.

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- Look, Wayne.

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- Yeah.

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- Can we please be civil tonight?

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- It was ridiculous while Will was alive,

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but now that he's dead,
let's just drop the charade,

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shall we?

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Yeah.

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- What an asshole!

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- Hello.

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- Hi.

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- It's just that boarding
school is so far away.

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- It'll be all right.

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We'll see each other on

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weekends.

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- Weekends?

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But it won't be the same.

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- No,

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it won't be.

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It'll never be like this again!

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Thank you for coming, Steve.

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- Of course.

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- Dinner should be ready soon,

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please make yourself comfortable.

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- Thanks.

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You all right?

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- I'm fine, fine.

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- Mm.

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Would you get that, Steve?

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- Yeah, no problem, sure.

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Tom.

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- Hi Steve.

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- Come in!

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- Thanks.

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So, are you?

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- Wendy's in the kitchen, cooking,

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I just got here like

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a moment ago.

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Some decor.

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- I was just thinking the same thing.

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Does it bother you?

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- No, why would it?

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- Well, it's making me feel
a little uncomfortable.

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- I have a minor flower allergy,

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but nothing that debilitates
me to the point of...

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- I was talking more about
the pictures of Will.

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- No, why would it?

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- Well, there's

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an unusually large number
of pictures of Will.

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- No, I mean, I'm fine with it.

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Really.

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What's done is done.

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I didn't see you at the funeral.

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- I was out of town, man,

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I was able to make the wake, though.

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- Oh,

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your dad?

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- Yeah, I had to check him
into the hospital again.

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- Ka boom!

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- Lower your voice!

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- Relax.

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Geez, who died?

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Oh yeah.

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- Do you think it's a party?

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- Well, you know,

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it's kind of a party,

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I mean, it's not a very
good party, but you know,

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it's a dinner party, so,
that's a kind of party.

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- It's not a party at all.

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- Hey, it's Dr. Tom.

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Dr. Tom.

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- Hello Dave.

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- Hey, you guys look, a,

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you guys are pretty
good, you're all pimping.

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Pimping!

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- And you look like you're
going down the shore.

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- It's Friday.

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Let me ask you a question,

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is there a large amount of
flowers here, like unusually,

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like, too many flowers?

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- Well the man is dead!

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- Lower your voice.

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- Her husband died, okay!

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She can put out a few flowers.

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- But it's like the
fucking Rose Bowl in here.

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- There does seem to be some

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compensation going on for something.

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- Lower your voice!

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- Look, all I'm saying,

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I'm sitting here, I look the flowers,

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I look at the picture,
I look at more flowers,

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I see another photo, I see more flowers,

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I see another photo, I see
another photo, I see flowers!

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- Shut up!

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- It's unhealthy.

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It's not like there's a kinda
singul shrine to Will in here.

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- He's a doctor.

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- It's more like a pharaoh's tomb,

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and it's not like these flowers

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are left over from the funeral,

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that was too long, they'd be dead by now.

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- Like Will.

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- Shut up, Dave!

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- You get offended every
time I say anything!

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You're like a mother hen.

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- What?

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- You know what you sound like?

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You sound like Mary's mother
from "It's A Wonderful Life".

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Steve, let me ask you a question,

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when was the last time you
made violent love to a woman?

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Was it Wendy?
- Stop right there, okay.

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Lower your voice, stop acting like a dick.

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- Steve.
- What the hell was...

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- Steve, Steve,

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this night is becoming a
little too much for you,

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I can see that.

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- You're actually becoming a little...

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- Yeah, that's fine.

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What I need you to do,
is sit down, relax, okay?

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I'll go in the kitchen,
check on the beer 'sitch.

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- I'll check the beer 'sitch.
- No, you sit down and relax,

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everything's gonna be fine.

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Maybe I'll touch a boob, I don't know.

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- Oh, fuck you.

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- Hey.

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Keeping secrets?

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- More like

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protecting my interests.

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- Whatever.

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You got any beer?

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- No.

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- Right, you don't drink beer,

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I forgot about your aversion to fun.

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- I have an aversion

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to irresponsibility, if
that's what you mean.

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- A couple of beers is not irresponsible.

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- It is if you need to
spend that money on food.

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- Beer was used as a source of nutrition

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during the Black Plague.

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- A problem modern sanitation

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seems up to the challenge of
handling, don't you think?

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- Yeah, I spend a lot of time

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thinking about the Black Plague.

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- You used to spend a lot of time

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thinking about a lot of things,

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maybe if just would have
applied yourself a little bit

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instead of dropping out of school,

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then we wouldn't be..
- I don't have any interest

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in discussing things
that happened between us

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like 10 years ago.

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Like, at all.

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- Right.

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- Well, there's no beer.

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- Wendy doesn't drink beer.

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- Yeah, right right.

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- Tom,

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hello. - Hello.

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- Well, dinner is almost ready,

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you wanna follow me into the kitchen.

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- Well, this is great, Wendy.

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- And the presentation!

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- And what fabulous window treatment!

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Oh, and what a great centerpiece, amazing!

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Can we eat now?

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- We are waiting for Wayne.

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- Sure.

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- Did you get a cat?

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- No, I have no idea what that sound was.

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So, Tom, how's your practice going,

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is it tough being out there on your own?

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- Tough isn't the word,

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it's hard to get new patients and

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you can forget about word of mouth

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when your best customers are wackos.

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- Wackos?

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Is that a technical term, doctor?

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- Well,

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not really, but

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sometimes, I...

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Do you ever think that maybe

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you've gone into the wrong profession?

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- Yes.

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- I shouldn't tell you guys this, but

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what the hell.

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I'll be sitting there
listening to a patient

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and they're going on about God knows what,

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dumb stuff, boring stuff,

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ridiculous stuff that's not real,

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and part of me wants to
grab them by the lapels

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and start screaming in their face!

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But, I know I can't do that.

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So instead, I just end up
shutting down, literally,

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and I fall asleep in
the middle of a session.

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- So you fell asleep once, big deal.

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- More like once a day.

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- Oh.

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- Minimum.
- Oh.

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- I'm only doing slightly
better than that.

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- If you're staying awake,

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you're doing a lot better than me.

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- I'm staying awake,

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but I can be talking, I'm in court,

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I don't even know what I'm saying.

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I'll be talking and all of
the sudden I find myself

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spouting gibberish.

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Murder,

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and we've all made that mistake,

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accidents happen.

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We've all done it, I know I've done it,

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you've done it, you've done it,

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I'm sure your honor has done it.

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- Counselor.

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- We all make mistakes.

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It's a very easy mistake to make.

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It's very easy to scratch
the paint on your car,

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you know, 'cause you have your key out,

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and on the key is the
button to unlock the door!

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- Counselor.

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- Same button, same key.

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- Counselor!
- Which brings me

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to my client's state of mind
on February the 5th, 2011.

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Gibberish, it's embarrassing.

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- Hello?

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- We're in the back.

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- Yo,

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I brought wine.

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- One bottle for five people, thank you.

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And it's a twist off.

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- So, why do you drink wine, Wayne?

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- I only drink cheap Italian wine.

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You mean instead of beer?

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- Well, stereotypically speaking,

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a lot of sports fans like yourself

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tend to drink more beer than wine.

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- More alcohol per volume, son!

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Besides, beer is quire
and liquor is thicker,

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but wine is fine, or something like that.

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So, what were you guys talking about?

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- Work,

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Tom's practice, Steve's practice.

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- Oh doc, I have a question for you,

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does anyone come in
with like weird dreams?

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'Cause I've been having the same one

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over and over.

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00:16:11,490 --> 00:16:12,426
- What about?

275
00:16:12,450 --> 00:16:14,126
- You know that scene in "Fight Club"

276
00:16:14,150 --> 00:16:16,456
where Brad Pitt and Ed Norton realize

277
00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:17,956
that they're the same person?

278
00:16:17,980 --> 00:16:19,656
- Thanks a lot!

279
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:22,346
- Oh, my God, that was like
15 years ago, seriously?

280
00:16:22,370 --> 00:16:26,306
Anyway, so, I'm Ed Norton
in the dream, right.

281
00:16:26,330 --> 00:16:27,276
- Yeah.

282
00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:28,496
- Well, there's more.

283
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,646
Instead of my second personality

284
00:16:30,670 --> 00:16:34,046
being a soap making, underground boxing,

285
00:16:34,070 --> 00:16:36,226
terrorist cell leader, okay?

286
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:37,346
- Okay.

287
00:16:37,370 --> 00:16:40,296
- He's on his way to
becoming a Catholic deacon.

288
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:41,756
- Really, what?

289
00:16:41,780 --> 00:16:43,386
- Yeah, a Catholic deacon.

290
00:16:43,410 --> 00:16:44,410
- Well,

291
00:16:45,190 --> 00:16:47,086
you are catholic.

292
00:16:47,110 --> 00:16:48,456
- I'm agnostic.

293
00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:51,356
- Right, well, so, instead of

294
00:16:51,380 --> 00:16:54,056
like being chiseled Brad Pitt, you're

295
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,906
just really, really into catholicism?

296
00:16:55,930 --> 00:16:56,930
- Exactly.

297
00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,006
- But he is.

298
00:16:59,030 --> 00:17:01,896
- Like, I confess how you wanna confess,

299
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:05,023
I worship how you wanna
worship, it's fucking weird.

300
00:17:05,910 --> 00:17:07,186
- I think

301
00:17:07,210 --> 00:17:08,713
you're going to be okay.

302
00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:10,580
- Thanks doc.

303
00:17:12,570 --> 00:17:14,063
- And what about you, Steve,

304
00:17:14,087 --> 00:17:16,346
how are things at your practice?

305
00:17:16,370 --> 00:17:17,886
- It's,

306
00:17:17,910 --> 00:17:20,076
it's funny what he said,
it's actually a lot like

307
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:22,266
Tom was saying, it's really, really hard

308
00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:23,576
to get the word out.

309
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:27,496
A lot of my clients
have to go pro bono, so,

310
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:30,296
you know, people that are
getting picked on by the system.

311
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:32,362
- Like Santa Claus.

312
00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:33,195
- What?

313
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,936
- How've you not seen
"Miracle On 34th Street"?

314
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:37,926
- For one, I'm Jewish.

315
00:17:37,950 --> 00:17:39,306
- That's no excuse.

316
00:17:39,330 --> 00:17:41,216
- Not an excuse, it's a reason.

317
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,596
- Are you representing
Kris Kringle or not?

318
00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:46,473
- That is the sort of
case we would do, yes,

319
00:17:47,490 --> 00:17:50,166
hypothetically, doesn't pay well though.

320
00:17:50,190 --> 00:17:51,616
- So,

321
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:55,103
couldn't you do some
kind of advertising then?

322
00:17:55,127 --> 00:17:58,276
To bring in a more prosperous client?

323
00:17:58,300 --> 00:18:00,506
- Well, advertising, yeah.

324
00:18:00,530 --> 00:18:01,683
Well, the thing is the

325
00:18:02,570 --> 00:18:06,516
my mortgage and the insurance

326
00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:09,510
and the insurance for
the business itself and

327
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:11,896
I don't have the money,

328
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:15,086
to budget in for
advertising and investment.

329
00:18:15,110 --> 00:18:17,116
- Well, you know, Will always said that

330
00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:18,876
you are a very good lawyer,

331
00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:23,286
so I'm sure this will all work itself out.

332
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:24,310
- Well, thanks.

333
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:28,600
- So.

334
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000
- So.

335
00:18:34,090 --> 00:18:35,090
- The store.

336
00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:40,483
- Yes Dave, how are things
down at the toy store?

337
00:18:43,340 --> 00:18:48,340
- The Spider's Web is not a toy store!

338
00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:51,306
- But it's like you sell toys, right?

339
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:55,056
- We sell comic books, graphic novels,

340
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:58,446
various collectables and busts.

341
00:18:58,470 --> 00:18:59,470
- Bust?

342
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:03,976
- No, not busts, like busts.

343
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,023
Although, that would be
awesome though, right?

344
00:19:07,930 --> 00:19:09,376
Right?

345
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,953
Completely different kind of store, right?

346
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:18,976
- How is the collectables
business this days?

347
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,646
- Pretty much sucks.

348
00:19:20,670 --> 00:19:23,616
You know, the collectables
and the busts do okay.

349
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,116
- Busts.

350
00:19:25,140 --> 00:19:26,606
- But weekly comic books sales,

351
00:19:26,630 --> 00:19:29,526
just don't drive foot
traffic anymore, you know,

352
00:19:29,550 --> 00:19:33,006
we're lucky to get people
in a few times a year.

353
00:19:33,030 --> 00:19:33,839
- How could that be?

354
00:19:33,863 --> 00:19:37,406
I see like 10 comic book
movies last year alone.

355
00:19:37,430 --> 00:19:38,277
- Yeah, well you know,

356
00:19:38,301 --> 00:19:40,736
there's no much trickle down actually.

357
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:41,896
Things be the way they are,

358
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:46,226
we're lucky if we make it
through the rest of the year.

359
00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:48,663
- Oh, jeez, I'm sorry to hear that, man.

360
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,286
- I'm sorry, Dave.

361
00:19:53,310 --> 00:19:55,776
- Yeah, I'm sorry, Dave, jeez!

362
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:59,206
- Yeah, well, you know,
things could be worse.

363
00:19:59,230 --> 00:20:00,253
Could be dead.

364
00:20:02,210 --> 00:20:03,019
Right?

365
00:20:03,043 --> 00:20:04,173
- Right.

366
00:20:05,350 --> 00:20:06,443
- To life.

367
00:20:07,550 --> 00:20:08,895
Right? - To life.

368
00:20:08,919 --> 00:20:10,636
- To life.

369
00:20:10,660 --> 00:20:11,876
One of those.

370
00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:13,956
Give me that, put it, click it,

371
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:17,726
put it on there, if you catch that, yeah.

372
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:18,864
Don't be quiet.

373
00:20:31,390 --> 00:20:33,906
- So, well, what about you, Wendy,

374
00:20:33,930 --> 00:20:35,533
are you cooking anywhere now?

375
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:39,993
- I'm in between jobs right now,

376
00:20:40,870 --> 00:20:44,396
the vegan chef market is
bigger than it used to be

377
00:20:44,420 --> 00:20:46,343
but it's still,

378
00:20:47,850 --> 00:20:49,926
pretty fucking small!

379
00:20:49,950 --> 00:20:52,336
- Would it kill you to grill up a steak?

380
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:53,913
- It would kill the cow!

381
00:20:59,670 --> 00:21:01,436
Are you still a

382
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:05,196
bigger movie aficionado
as you used to be, Dave?

383
00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:08,216
- I try to watch a movie
that I've never seen

384
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:09,636
every single night.

385
00:21:09,660 --> 00:21:11,226
- What an ambitious goal.

386
00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:13,393
- Oh yeah, it's the test.

387
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:15,726
- I'm sorry?

388
00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:17,506
- Yeah, I'm just saying
watching movies is great,

389
00:21:17,530 --> 00:21:19,476
now can read this will
thing, or what's the story?

390
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,176
- Seriously.

391
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,656
- It's in my,

392
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:24,446
it's in my bedroom, I'll get it,

393
00:21:24,470 --> 00:21:26,049
I'll get it after dinner.

394
00:21:26,073 --> 00:21:27,073
- All right.

395
00:21:33,670 --> 00:21:34,820
- I'm sorry, it's just,

396
00:21:36,055 --> 00:21:37,946
I hear what I have to confront,

397
00:21:37,970 --> 00:21:39,946
it's so head on, you know?

398
00:21:39,970 --> 00:21:42,599
- There are photos of him everywhere.

399
00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:47,936
For real, it's like Will's
portrait studio up in this peace.

400
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:48,960
- It's just

401
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:51,223
so hard.

402
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,246
- Yeah, you know, it's
probably harder than Will

403
00:21:55,270 --> 00:21:56,133
being dead and all.

404
00:21:56,157 --> 00:21:57,896
- Oh, for God's sakes!

405
00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,946
- I'm just saying, that
Will is the one who is dead

406
00:22:00,970 --> 00:22:03,679
and if you wanna feel bad for
somebody, feel bad for Will.

407
00:22:03,703 --> 00:22:06,876
- It's not as if nothing happened to me.

408
00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:08,616
- You got the house!

409
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:11,226
- That I have no way of paying for.

410
00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:13,786
- Yet your budget has
an individual lying item

411
00:22:13,810 --> 00:22:17,816
for enough flowers to make
poison Ivy herself flash.

412
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:18,976
- What?

413
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,476
- He's doing a Batman reference.

414
00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:22,356
- Pamela Isley, it's Batman doing this.

415
00:22:22,380 --> 00:22:23,782
- Oh,

416
00:22:23,806 --> 00:22:26,206
well, flowers are fake.

417
00:22:26,230 --> 00:22:27,206
- You're fake!
- All right,

418
00:22:27,230 --> 00:22:28,556
that's enough.

419
00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:29,389
- Enough of what?

420
00:22:29,413 --> 00:22:30,222
- Dude!

421
00:22:30,246 --> 00:22:32,066
- I'm just saying we all have problems

422
00:22:32,090 --> 00:22:33,676
and I don't think anybody here

423
00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:36,436
is particularly happy with their situation

424
00:22:36,460 --> 00:22:38,466
and I'm not gonna sit here, okay,

425
00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:40,326
and pretend the their marriage

426
00:22:40,350 --> 00:22:42,716
was anything more than a charade.

427
00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:45,876
- You need to stop now!

428
00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:47,486
- Oh, get a grip!

429
00:22:47,510 --> 00:22:49,136
And by the way,

430
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:52,056
you need to learn how to
work the privacy settings

431
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:55,156
on your social media a little better.

432
00:22:55,180 --> 00:22:59,156
- I went out on one date with that moron

433
00:22:59,180 --> 00:23:00,836
while Will and I were separated

434
00:23:00,860 --> 00:23:04,376
and he photoshopped my
face onto that picture.

435
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,726
- So you're saying

436
00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:08,716
the princess Leia "Return
To The Jedi" costume

437
00:23:08,740 --> 00:23:11,116
is not tucked away in your attic?

438
00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:13,590
Because that's the saddest
thing I've ever heard.

439
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:17,266
- I'm happy with my situation.

440
00:23:17,290 --> 00:23:18,596
- Excuse me for a second,

441
00:23:18,620 --> 00:23:19,429
what's that?

442
00:23:19,453 --> 00:23:21,496
- A second ago you were
saying nobody at the table

443
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:25,026
was happy with their
situation in life, I'm good.

444
00:23:25,050 --> 00:23:28,016
- You have no idea what
you're talking about,

445
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,476
Will made it this way with his

446
00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:34,556
high stakes, short selling, whatever.

447
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,086
- Is that why he killed himself?

448
00:23:36,110 --> 00:23:36,919
- Dude!

449
00:23:36,943 --> 00:23:39,826
- He did not kill himself.

450
00:23:39,850 --> 00:23:41,676
- Oh, but it was you then?
- Okay,

451
00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:42,856
this is a good opportunity

452
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,512
for everyone to take a deep breath.

453
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:48,916
Good.

454
00:23:48,940 --> 00:23:51,423
Have a sip of wine.

455
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,496
Take another deep breath.

456
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:58,656
- This is not over.

457
00:23:59,727 --> 00:24:02,936
- And we can focus our energy

458
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:07,296
in a more positive direction.

459
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:11,186
- Yeah, but why don't
we go around the table

460
00:24:11,210 --> 00:24:12,176
and

461
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,983
share some things about Will,

462
00:24:15,007 --> 00:24:16,636
'cause that's why we're here.

463
00:24:16,660 --> 00:24:18,906
- We're certainly here because of Will.

464
00:24:18,930 --> 00:24:20,006
- Exactly.

465
00:24:20,030 --> 00:24:22,226
So, I'll start, I'll start.

466
00:24:22,250 --> 00:24:25,046
Will was very,

467
00:24:25,070 --> 00:24:27,773
Will was, Will was very clean!

468
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:29,529
He was clean.

469
00:24:29,553 --> 00:24:32,976
- That was a well trimmed beard.

470
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,936
- Sort of made it look
like Frasier, you know.

471
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:38,866
- Yes, yes I can see that, yeah.

472
00:24:38,890 --> 00:24:41,183
- I remember he borrowed
large sums of money from me

473
00:24:41,207 --> 00:24:43,276
and was never able to pay me back.

474
00:24:43,300 --> 00:24:44,456
- Yeah,

475
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:45,630
that. - Cheers.

476
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:51,126
- I had such a good time

477
00:24:51,150 --> 00:24:53,109
watching the World Series with Will.

478
00:24:57,340 --> 00:24:59,490
Wendy put out an amazing
spread that month.

479
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:04,396
He was so happy, he really enjoyed that.

480
00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:06,396
That's why I'll always remember him,

481
00:25:06,420 --> 00:25:08,573
embracing euphoria.

482
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:12,268
- I'll remember he was
pissed drunk that night.

483
00:25:12,292 --> 00:25:14,586
- Oh, Will.

484
00:25:14,610 --> 00:25:16,053
- Oh, please.

485
00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:19,846
- Did anybody see the game

486
00:25:19,870 --> 00:25:20,996
last night?

487
00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:22,386
- No.

488
00:25:22,410 --> 00:25:25,227
- I was helping Dana with
her book report.

489
00:25:26,620 --> 00:25:27,676
- Awful pitching.

490
00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:29,323
- Yeah, it was terrible.

491
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,826
- If we learned anything from 2004,

492
00:25:32,850 --> 00:25:35,683
it's that you can plug in
your way to World Series.

493
00:25:36,650 --> 00:25:38,693
- Started pitching with championships.

494
00:25:40,010 --> 00:25:42,886
- So, what's the book report on?

495
00:25:42,910 --> 00:25:44,666
- Thank you, Jackie Robinson.

496
00:25:44,690 --> 00:25:46,796
- Oh, that's good, that's good.

497
00:25:46,820 --> 00:25:48,806
- Good coincidence, we're
just talking about baseball

498
00:25:48,830 --> 00:25:50,543
and then a baseball player.

499
00:25:52,580 --> 00:25:53,603
- A parkway too.

500
00:25:54,630 --> 00:25:56,226
- Yeah.

501
00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:59,211
- Well, I got a long drive ahead of me,

502
00:25:59,235 --> 00:26:00,235
the dinner was

503
00:26:01,050 --> 00:26:02,050
something,

504
00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:03,537
but he's out.

505
00:26:03,561 --> 00:26:05,276
- What, you're leaving?

506
00:26:05,300 --> 00:26:06,109
- Yep.

507
00:26:06,133 --> 00:26:07,216
- What about the addendum?

508
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:08,049
- Codicil.

509
00:26:08,073 --> 00:26:09,396
- Is a what now?

510
00:26:09,420 --> 00:26:11,146
- Codicil, your add or evoke changes

511
00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:12,673
to an already existing will.

512
00:26:14,110 --> 00:26:15,106
- Never mind.

513
00:26:15,130 --> 00:26:16,466
- This,

514
00:26:16,490 --> 00:26:17,736
it's about all I can stand,

515
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,156
besides, Will already left me

516
00:26:19,180 --> 00:26:21,766
his share of our parents
bungalow in Cape May,

517
00:26:21,790 --> 00:26:24,336
I'm gonna go out there and
I'm gonna sell that house,

518
00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:25,206
then I'm gonna have the bank

519
00:26:25,230 --> 00:26:27,176
convert that money into dollar bills,

520
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,386
and I'm gonna roll around
in it for a little while,

521
00:26:29,410 --> 00:26:31,266
maybe build a little fort out of it,

522
00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:34,156
then I'm gonna go find young
bitches, with loose morals,

523
00:26:34,180 --> 00:26:37,736
who likes small unmarked bills.

524
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:39,276
- What about Wendy?

525
00:26:39,300 --> 00:26:40,516
- That's gross.

526
00:26:40,540 --> 00:26:42,146
- She is distraught.

527
00:26:42,170 --> 00:26:43,696
- She's always distraught.

528
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:46,536
She cries if they mess up
her order at Taco Bell,

529
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:48,936
and she's my sister in law,

530
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,786
and you know her, all right, Steve,

531
00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:52,206
so you got this, right?

532
00:26:52,230 --> 00:26:55,417
I trust you, Will trusted you, Wendy...

533
00:26:55,441 --> 00:26:57,076
- No.

534
00:26:57,100 --> 00:26:58,446
- Wendy's sitting right over there,

535
00:26:58,470 --> 00:27:00,836
I'm sure she can handle all this bullshit,

536
00:27:00,860 --> 00:27:03,933
but as for me, goodnight,
goodbye and good luck.

537
00:27:08,195 --> 00:27:09,195
- What the hell!

538
00:27:21,384 --> 00:27:23,273
- Excuse me for a moment, please.

539
00:27:31,130 --> 00:27:32,836
- Would you stop antagonizing her?

540
00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:33,946
- I'm just keeping it real.

541
00:27:33,970 --> 00:27:34,779
- What?

542
00:27:34,803 --> 00:27:37,326
- I said, I'm keeping it real.

543
00:27:37,350 --> 00:27:39,506
- It is important to be yourself

544
00:27:39,530 --> 00:27:41,586
and not keep things bottled up.

545
00:27:41,610 --> 00:27:43,946
- Yes, but can we ride
the line a bit closer

546
00:27:43,970 --> 00:27:48,136
to a polite etiquette for
the grieving widow, and

547
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:51,986
further from a stand up
comic parading a heckler.

548
00:27:52,010 --> 00:27:56,053
- Conflict can help us
confront unresolved issues

549
00:27:56,077 --> 00:27:58,556
in relationships.

550
00:27:58,580 --> 00:28:01,023
- Grieving widow, my ass!

551
00:28:02,270 --> 00:28:03,709
- Stop being an asshole.

552
00:28:03,733 --> 00:28:05,416
- Will you stop being
a whiny little bitch!

553
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,786
- Name calling isn't productive.

554
00:28:07,810 --> 00:28:09,510
- Lower your voice!

555
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:14,433
- Sorry about that.

556
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,226
- No problem just, we were,
- No problem.

557
00:28:17,250 --> 00:28:18,250
- Just chatting.

558
00:28:19,970 --> 00:28:22,303
- Does anyone care for fruit or dessert?

559
00:28:22,327 --> 00:28:23,505
- Oh.

560
00:28:39,725 --> 00:28:40,796
- You can't recycle that.

561
00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:42,106
- Why not?

562
00:28:42,130 --> 00:28:44,236
- Because the number's too high.

563
00:28:44,260 --> 00:28:45,970
- What does that mean?

564
00:28:45,994 --> 00:28:48,166
- There's a little number
inside the triangle,

565
00:28:48,190 --> 00:28:50,280
and in this case it's a five.

566
00:28:50,304 --> 00:28:53,656
Take five, so
it has to go in the trash.

567
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:54,906
- That's bullshit.

568
00:28:54,930 --> 00:28:57,176
- That's the rule.

569
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:04,596
- Did you make the dessert

570
00:29:04,620 --> 00:29:08,076
with the fermented grapes in
the watermelon that I like?

571
00:29:08,100 --> 00:29:09,100
- No.

572
00:29:10,900 --> 00:29:13,113
- So Dave, what happened here?

573
00:29:15,390 --> 00:29:16,276
- Life son!

574
00:29:16,300 --> 00:29:17,983
It's a hard world out there.

575
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:20,926
- Well, I meant the cane.

576
00:29:20,950 --> 00:29:22,856
- Oh, I got shot in the foot.

577
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:24,456
- What?

578
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:26,546
- I got shot in the foot.

579
00:29:26,570 --> 00:29:28,656
- How the hell did that happen?

580
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:29,796
- Hey, you know, there was a

581
00:29:29,820 --> 00:29:32,306
robbery at the grocery
store and I was there.

582
00:29:32,330 --> 00:29:34,796
- Holy shit, that was you.

583
00:29:34,820 --> 00:29:38,198
- Yeah, you know, I'm a
pretty much a superstar hero.

584
00:29:38,222 --> 00:29:42,056
It hurt, you know, but
whatever, I gotta lick in.

585
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,116
So, I'm standing in the grocery store,

586
00:29:44,140 --> 00:29:45,676
minding my own business,

587
00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:49,526
and pondering the world of
pickled cucumber delights,

588
00:29:49,550 --> 00:29:52,589
when all of a sudden, a
masked maniac bursts in

589
00:29:52,613 --> 00:29:53,886
yelling and screaming

590
00:29:53,910 --> 00:29:57,516
as he brandishes his phallic
weapon at the innocent.

591
00:29:57,540 --> 00:30:00,286
Women and children shuttered in terror,

592
00:30:00,310 --> 00:30:03,466
while the men found themselves
covered in their own urine,

593
00:30:03,490 --> 00:30:05,566
collecting in perfect circles

594
00:30:05,590 --> 00:30:08,416
between their unweathered boat shoes.

595
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:12,356
An elderly man powered by a
sudden surge of adrenaline

596
00:30:12,380 --> 00:30:15,176
was spry and seemed ready to intervene,

597
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:19,326
but instead, dove for cover
behind a yellow mustard display.

598
00:30:19,350 --> 00:30:23,116
Greatest Generation my ass.

599
00:30:23,140 --> 00:30:27,206
Meanwhile, the nefarious villain
was all, "Hands in the air"

600
00:30:27,230 --> 00:30:30,506
as he came directly into
my fields of attack.

601
00:30:30,530 --> 00:30:34,796
A vile view of a fallen man,
it was as terrible as the dawn

602
00:30:34,820 --> 00:30:36,886
treacherous as the seas.

603
00:30:36,910 --> 00:30:40,446
He stood at the head of the
aisle with his back to me,

604
00:30:40,470 --> 00:30:44,266
and I took up in my hands,
the mighty jar condiment

605
00:30:44,290 --> 00:30:47,913
and rained down delicious
justice upon his crown.

606
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,466
- So, you hit the guy.

607
00:30:50,490 --> 00:30:52,756
- Yeah, you know, I hit
him with the jar pickles.

608
00:30:52,780 --> 00:30:53,916
- You what?

609
00:30:53,940 --> 00:30:56,236
- They didn't mention that
in the news, did they?

610
00:30:56,260 --> 00:30:59,001
Yeah, you know, this guy was
all like, "Hands in the air",

611
00:30:59,025 --> 00:31:00,946
you know, but his back was turned,

612
00:31:00,970 --> 00:31:03,846
so I smashed him in the head
with the jar of pickles.

613
00:31:03,870 --> 00:31:05,696
You know, his gun went off
a couple of times though

614
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:07,236
and he got me in the foot.

615
00:31:07,260 --> 00:31:09,286
Actually kind of a shame,

616
00:31:09,310 --> 00:31:11,206
it was a really good jar of pickles.

617
00:31:11,230 --> 00:31:13,326
You know, the deal kind?

618
00:31:13,350 --> 00:31:14,406
- Pretty lucky.

619
00:31:14,430 --> 00:31:18,206
- Yeah, I think the word
that the cops used was brave,

620
00:31:18,230 --> 00:31:19,129
but yeah.

621
00:31:19,153 --> 00:31:20,267
- What if you had missed?

622
00:31:20,291 --> 00:31:22,066
What if he had pointed
the gun up instead of down

623
00:31:22,090 --> 00:31:23,236
and shot you in the head?

624
00:31:23,260 --> 00:31:26,586
You put yourself and everyone
in that store in danger.

625
00:31:26,610 --> 00:31:27,736
- I couldn't just stand around

626
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:29,710
and wait for somebody else to get hurt.

627
00:31:30,730 --> 00:31:32,236
- Tom's a psychiatrist,

628
00:31:32,260 --> 00:31:34,536
so I'll leave the analyzing to him.

629
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,136
Steve, Steve's a lawyer, so

630
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:39,196
he's my go to guy for legal advice.

631
00:31:39,220 --> 00:31:41,026
When I'd like to stop somebody

632
00:31:41,050 --> 00:31:43,626
from committing a criminal act,

633
00:31:43,650 --> 00:31:45,366
I'd rather wait for the cops

634
00:31:45,390 --> 00:31:48,766
than some guy who stacks
shelves in a toy store.

635
00:31:48,790 --> 00:31:50,526
- That's not unreasonable.

636
00:31:50,550 --> 00:31:51,726
- You're just jealous

637
00:31:51,750 --> 00:31:54,206
that I Batman the shit out of that guy.

638
00:31:54,230 --> 00:31:55,706
- You could have killed him.

639
00:31:55,730 --> 00:31:56,746
- He could have killed me.

640
00:31:56,770 --> 00:31:57,656
- Yeah, well,

641
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:01,466
I think you're both making
some very valid points here,

642
00:32:01,490 --> 00:32:05,316
I mean, Wendy is talking about

643
00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:08,076
the dangers of vigilantism,
which is very valid,

644
00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:08,909
whereas Dave...

645
00:32:08,933 --> 00:32:12,276
- My point is that I'm Batman,

646
00:32:12,300 --> 00:32:14,306
and if anyone points a gun at me,

647
00:32:14,330 --> 00:32:16,506
they have my permission to die.

648
00:32:16,530 --> 00:32:17,746
- You said his back was to you.

649
00:32:17,770 --> 00:32:19,853
- Yeah, you know, same difference.

650
00:32:22,010 --> 00:32:23,736
- Isn't that how

651
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:24,776
Will died?

652
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,989
I mean, not the armed robbery guy,

653
00:32:30,010 --> 00:32:33,646
I don't, I'm sorry, I was
out of town when it happened

654
00:32:33,670 --> 00:32:36,223
and I had to leave
right after the service.

655
00:32:36,247 --> 00:32:37,884
- Yes,

656
00:32:37,908 --> 00:32:39,043
it was

657
00:32:39,067 --> 00:32:40,363
a blow to the head.

658
00:32:41,300 --> 00:32:42,666
- Blunt force trauma.

659
00:32:42,690 --> 00:32:43,823
- I get it, McCoy.

660
00:32:43,847 --> 00:32:45,306
- But how?

661
00:32:45,330 --> 00:32:49,188
How did it come to pass
that he was hit in the head?

662
00:32:49,212 --> 00:32:50,820
- I'm sorry,

663
00:32:50,844 --> 00:32:51,844
excuse me.

664
00:32:55,645 --> 00:32:56,923
- Jesus.

665
00:34:00,877 --> 00:34:03,950
- Well, if everyone's
done with dessert, we can

666
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,390
make ourselves more
comfortable in the living room.

667
00:34:19,540 --> 00:34:22,123
Can I get anyone anything else?

668
00:34:22,970 --> 00:34:24,296
- Could we just do this thing now?

669
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:25,566
- Dave!

670
00:34:25,590 --> 00:34:26,913
- No, he's right.

671
00:34:27,850 --> 00:34:31,248
I'll go get the document.

672
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:34,826
- Big money, big money,
big money, big money

673
00:34:34,850 --> 00:34:36,296
and Wendy's stop!

674
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,863
- Lower your goddamn voice.

675
00:34:39,700 --> 00:34:41,506
- Don't act like you don't need the money.

676
00:34:41,530 --> 00:34:43,146
- I need the money.

677
00:34:43,170 --> 00:34:45,116
Of course, I need the money,
we all need the money,

678
00:34:45,140 --> 00:34:46,376
Will knows

679
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:50,159
that we needed money, presumably
why he left us some money.

680
00:34:50,183 --> 00:34:51,526
- I thought Will lost all his money.

681
00:34:51,550 --> 00:34:52,974
- Lower your voice.

682
00:34:56,630 --> 00:34:58,593
- Well, here it is.

683
00:35:04,740 --> 00:35:05,736
I am,

684
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:08,316
I think Wayne preferred, you do the honors

685
00:35:08,340 --> 00:35:11,016
and I certainly have no objection.

686
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:12,486
- Be happy to.

687
00:35:12,510 --> 00:35:16,513
I mean, I'm not happy to
read your dead husband's Will

688
00:35:16,537 --> 00:35:19,498
addendum, codicil.

689
00:35:20,580 --> 00:35:21,580
Let's begin.

690
00:35:30,020 --> 00:35:30,829
- Sorry.

691
00:35:30,853 --> 00:35:32,993
- All right, from the desk of William.

692
00:35:34,790 --> 00:35:37,996
Greetings friends, if you're reading this,

693
00:35:38,020 --> 00:35:41,066
I'm dead or missing

694
00:35:41,090 --> 00:35:43,973
or in a coma with no chance
of regaining consciousness.

695
00:35:44,950 --> 00:35:49,476
Anyway, if you're mourning
for me, thanks. that's nice.

696
00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:51,726
If not, that's okay, too,

697
00:35:51,750 --> 00:35:55,006
it's not as though you can
hurt my feelings at this point.

698
00:35:55,030 --> 00:35:56,136
I'm sure you're wondering why

699
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:58,136
I brought you all here tonight,

700
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:00,936
instead of bequeathing through
the standard procedure,

701
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:02,166
but as you know,

702
00:36:02,190 --> 00:36:04,766
I've had quite a bit of
trouble with the authorities,

703
00:36:04,790 --> 00:36:07,066
and I felt that some
things were better left

704
00:36:07,090 --> 00:36:08,653
below board, if you will.

705
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:12,406
So, that's why now,

706
00:36:12,430 --> 00:36:15,246
I should explain why you,

707
00:36:15,270 --> 00:36:17,586
you five specifically,

708
00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:19,756
Wayne, my beloved brother,

709
00:36:19,780 --> 00:36:20,783
and Wendy,

710
00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:22,780
my wife,

711
00:36:24,050 --> 00:36:27,286
Tom and Steve, my oldest friends,

712
00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:28,916
and of course,

713
00:36:28,940 --> 00:36:32,846
Dave, the best roommate
any co Ed could ask for.

714
00:36:32,870 --> 00:36:34,739
- Lambda, lambda, lambda, bitches.

715
00:36:35,770 --> 00:36:36,579
- I've asked you all here

716
00:36:36,603 --> 00:36:38,940
to participate in something
of a treasure hunt.

717
00:36:43,090 --> 00:36:44,676
Again, because of the IRS,

718
00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:47,036
trusting such a thing as this to a bank,

719
00:36:47,060 --> 00:36:49,963
or a lawyer, no offense, Steve,

720
00:36:50,890 --> 00:36:52,283
didn't seem prudent.

721
00:36:53,550 --> 00:36:55,796
I have left this last gift to all of you

722
00:36:55,820 --> 00:36:57,076
and have hidden it safely

723
00:36:57,100 --> 00:37:00,166
within the confines of these walls.

724
00:37:00,190 --> 00:37:02,306
I dare not mentioned the exact location,

725
00:37:02,330 --> 00:37:05,263
lest this document should
fall into the wrong hands,

726
00:37:06,870 --> 00:37:10,636
but rest assured, if you all work together

727
00:37:10,660 --> 00:37:13,086
and use the memories of
time well spent here,

728
00:37:13,110 --> 00:37:14,910
you'll find what you're looking for.

729
00:37:16,350 --> 00:37:17,736
Good luck to you all,

730
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:21,926
but you should probably burn
this because again, the IRS.

731
00:37:21,950 --> 00:37:24,003
Excelsior, Will.

732
00:37:28,030 --> 00:37:32,176
- So, there's money hidden in my house?

733
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:33,716
- That's what it sounds like.

734
00:37:33,740 --> 00:37:34,856
- And it doesn't say where?

735
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:36,956
- No, I read the whole thing,

736
00:37:36,980 --> 00:37:38,516
fine tooth comb.

737
00:37:38,540 --> 00:37:40,496
- But is there like a picture
in there or something,

738
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:43,375
like of the faucet with the
snake on it in "Harry Potter"?

739
00:37:44,250 --> 00:37:45,059
- That's it.

740
00:37:45,083 --> 00:37:46,536
- Well, we have to start looking for it,

741
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:47,736
we have no other choice.

742
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,176
- Well, I can't think of anything.

743
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:51,976
- Then it's settled.

744
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,563
Wendy, it's your house,
how should we proceed?

745
00:37:56,100 --> 00:37:58,216
- I think we can safely
eliminate the garage

746
00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:00,416
as Will never went in there,

747
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:03,896
so, that leaves us with
just the house to search.

748
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:08,706
So, I guess we just divide
up and start looking?

749
00:38:08,730 --> 00:38:09,546
- Yeah, you know what?

750
00:38:09,570 --> 00:38:13,116
I'll take the basement, all
right, lasers boo boo boo.

751
00:38:13,140 --> 00:38:14,776
- Okay, so that just leaves

752
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:16,816
this floor in the attic to search.

753
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:19,582
I prefer to search the bedrooms.

754
00:38:19,606 --> 00:38:20,660
- Yeah, right?

755
00:38:20,684 --> 00:38:23,486
'Cause it's your personal
stuff, personal private stuff,

756
00:38:23,510 --> 00:38:25,936
stuff that belongs to you, panties.

757
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,606
Tom and I will look upstairs.

758
00:38:28,630 --> 00:38:29,946
- Great.

759
00:38:29,970 --> 00:38:31,436
- We'll check the attic.

760
00:38:31,460 --> 00:38:32,891
- Thank you.

761
00:38:41,230 --> 00:38:42,363
- After you.

762
00:38:44,110 --> 00:38:45,316
- Why don't you go first.

763
00:38:45,340 --> 00:38:46,340
- Thanks, Tom.

764
00:38:50,371 --> 00:38:51,371
Holy shit.

765
00:38:52,610 --> 00:38:53,983
- Where should we start?

766
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:56,750
- This side.

767
00:39:03,260 --> 00:39:06,245
- Jeez, there's a lot
of stuff in this attic.

768
00:39:06,269 --> 00:39:08,766
I could go through all this
all night with a fluoroscope

769
00:39:08,790 --> 00:39:10,736
and still not find anything.

770
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:13,256
- We don't have all night,
let's just look real quick,

771
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,646
so we can get right back to helping Wendy.

772
00:39:15,670 --> 00:39:17,989
- I'd rather she came up here to help us.

773
00:39:23,620 --> 00:39:25,186
- Did you hear that?

774
00:39:25,210 --> 00:39:26,186
- Hear What?

775
00:39:26,210 --> 00:39:27,756
- I don't know, let's just keep looking.

776
00:39:27,780 --> 00:39:29,966
- What are we looking for?

777
00:39:29,990 --> 00:39:32,686
- Are you aware that I know
everything that you know,

778
00:39:32,710 --> 00:39:35,250
it's probably just a
lockbox or a portable safe.

779
00:40:36,663 --> 00:40:38,041
- I found.

780
00:40:38,065 --> 00:40:39,065
- What?

781
00:40:39,986 --> 00:40:41,102
- A lightsaber.

782
00:40:41,126 --> 00:40:41,935
- Oh,

783
00:40:41,959 --> 00:40:43,380
does it work?

784
00:40:45,690 --> 00:40:46,499
- It does.

785
00:40:46,523 --> 00:40:48,236
- I'll call Dave.

786
00:40:48,260 --> 00:40:50,916
- We're never gonna find
anything in all this mess,

787
00:40:50,940 --> 00:40:53,796
let's just go find Wendy,
see what she suggests.

788
00:40:53,820 --> 00:40:55,010
- All right.

789
00:41:02,451 --> 00:41:03,260
- Open the door.

790
00:41:03,284 --> 00:41:04,937
- I'm trying.

791
00:41:04,961 --> 00:41:06,604
- What?
- It's locked.

792
00:41:06,628 --> 00:41:08,736
- How the hell did that happen?

793
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:09,863
- I have no idea!

794
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:16,120
- Okay.

795
00:41:19,690 --> 00:41:21,106
- How are we gonna get out of here?

796
00:41:21,130 --> 00:41:22,306
- I'll call Dave.

797
00:41:22,330 --> 00:41:23,430
- No, I'll call Wendy.

798
00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:26,876
Hi,

799
00:41:26,900 --> 00:41:27,900
find any goodies?

800
00:41:32,700 --> 00:41:35,416
So, funny story, Tom and
I are up to the attic

801
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:36,593
and the door is locked.

802
00:41:39,410 --> 00:41:41,636
Okay, we'll see in a bit.

803
00:41:41,660 --> 00:41:43,206
Guess this is what it's like,

804
00:41:43,230 --> 00:41:44,426
we don't know how that happened,

805
00:41:44,450 --> 00:41:46,283
bye.

806
00:41:47,850 --> 00:41:48,850
On a shmuck, Tom.

807
00:41:55,810 --> 00:41:57,200
- Hey, ham.

808
00:42:05,300 --> 00:42:06,109
- Thanks.

809
00:42:06,133 --> 00:42:07,133
- Yeah.

810
00:42:10,650 --> 00:42:12,876
- I am so sorry about that,

811
00:42:12,900 --> 00:42:15,076
it's a twistlock doorknob,

812
00:42:15,100 --> 00:42:16,956
so you gotta be careful with that.

813
00:42:16,980 --> 00:42:19,076
- Yeah, could have sworn
that we left it open.

814
00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:19,909
- Yeah.

815
00:42:19,933 --> 00:42:20,742
- Yeah, whatever,

816
00:42:20,766 --> 00:42:21,900
hand me the lightsaber.

817
00:42:25,070 --> 00:42:26,246
Hmm,

818
00:42:26,270 --> 00:42:28,116
late 90s,

819
00:42:28,140 --> 00:42:29,363
vintage,

820
00:42:31,580 --> 00:42:33,173
Phantom Menace line.

821
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:36,246
Quite a g-model,

822
00:42:36,270 --> 00:42:37,270
hmm.

823
00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:41,576
Hmm, still works.

824
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:42,750
Where did you get this?

825
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:45,173
- You gave it to Will.

826
00:42:46,140 --> 00:42:47,140
- Oh, did I?

827
00:42:47,850 --> 00:42:48,739
- Well, any luck up there?

828
00:42:48,763 --> 00:42:51,113
- There's a lot of stuff up there.

829
00:42:53,310 --> 00:42:56,736
- Yeah, we were hoping that maybe you can

830
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:58,146
give us the cliff notes.

831
00:42:58,170 --> 00:42:59,536
- Bet it was a long shot anyway,

832
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:01,233
Will never went up there.

833
00:43:02,770 --> 00:43:04,396
So, should we keep looking?

834
00:43:04,420 --> 00:43:05,813
- Yeah, time is money, money's time.

835
00:43:05,837 --> 00:43:07,536
Let's go.

836
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:08,996
Let's all keep looking.

837
00:43:09,020 --> 00:43:09,829
Get back to work.

838
00:43:09,853 --> 00:43:12,446
- I'm done with the attic.

839
00:43:12,470 --> 00:43:14,426
Mind if I join you?

840
00:43:14,450 --> 00:43:15,536
- Yeah, sure, why not?

841
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:17,106
- That's okay, I'll stay

842
00:43:17,130 --> 00:43:19,276
and cover the nuts and crannies up there.

843
00:43:19,300 --> 00:43:20,109
- You sure?

844
00:43:20,133 --> 00:43:21,096
- Yeah, I'm good, I got this.

845
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:24,936
- Okay, well, if you need
anything, give us a call.

846
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:25,769
- Will do.

847
00:43:25,793 --> 00:43:27,896
- Lasers, boo boo boo.

848
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:29,420
- Don't you mean laser swords?

849
00:43:30,380 --> 00:43:33,226
- Yeah, well, you know, I
love to sit around all night

850
00:43:33,250 --> 00:43:35,286
and talk about the "Star
Wars" prequels, but you know,

851
00:43:35,310 --> 00:43:36,696
we get into "Phantom Menace",

852
00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:38,426
we'll be here all day and
night, you know what I mean?

853
00:43:38,450 --> 00:43:39,286
- Fair enough.

854
00:43:39,310 --> 00:43:40,310
- Alright.

855
00:43:48,430 --> 00:43:50,156
- So, how far did you get?

856
00:43:50,180 --> 00:43:51,246
- Not very.

857
00:43:51,270 --> 00:43:52,690
I found some of his booze

858
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:54,906
and a lot of workout magazines

859
00:43:54,930 --> 00:43:57,086
and Richard Simmons workout videos.

860
00:43:57,110 --> 00:43:58,716
- Yeah, he was

861
00:43:58,740 --> 00:44:00,106
into

862
00:44:00,130 --> 00:44:01,386
stuff.

863
00:44:01,410 --> 00:44:02,410
- Yeah.

864
00:44:04,330 --> 00:44:05,186
Hey, I got an idea,

865
00:44:05,210 --> 00:44:06,996
maybe he howled out a
book and hid cash in it,

866
00:44:07,020 --> 00:44:09,196
like in "The Shawshank Redemption"?

867
00:44:09,220 --> 00:44:10,336
You ever see that movie?

868
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:12,186
- It's on TV every weekend.

869
00:44:12,210 --> 00:44:13,636
- Ah, yeah.

870
00:44:13,660 --> 00:44:14,860
Well, let's look anyway.

871
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:25,866
- This is so fucking stupid.

872
00:44:25,890 --> 00:44:27,096
- Yeah, you have a better idea?

873
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:29,859
- Not really, we don't even
know what we're looking for.

874
00:44:29,883 --> 00:44:31,416
- What do you mean?

875
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:33,956
- What do you expect to
find, a cashier's check,

876
00:44:33,980 --> 00:44:36,086
a lot of hundred dollar bills?

877
00:44:36,110 --> 00:44:37,666
- Yes.

878
00:44:37,690 --> 00:44:38,656
- That would be nice.

879
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:40,806
- It'd be better than nice.

880
00:44:40,830 --> 00:44:42,346
An injection of cash is just what I need

881
00:44:42,370 --> 00:44:43,686
to save my business.

882
00:44:43,710 --> 00:44:45,126
- I know what you mean.

883
00:44:45,150 --> 00:44:46,506
My father's medical expenses

884
00:44:46,530 --> 00:44:48,383
are really spiraling out of control,

885
00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:50,340
I'm pretty much broke.

886
00:44:51,410 --> 00:44:52,410
- Yeah, me too.

887
00:44:54,240 --> 00:44:56,116
Like, you know, what, Tom?

888
00:44:56,140 --> 00:44:58,876
A day may come when we have
to give up our businesses

889
00:44:58,900 --> 00:45:00,596
and start working at Walmart,

890
00:45:00,620 --> 00:45:04,426
but it is not this day,
a day may come where

891
00:45:04,450 --> 00:45:07,396
we will give up looking
for money we didn't earn,

892
00:45:07,420 --> 00:45:10,056
but it is not this day.

893
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:13,756
A day may come when we will
say fuck it, let's go to a bar,

894
00:45:13,780 --> 00:45:16,476
but it is not this day,

895
00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:20,985
this day we look, look for
money, join me shrink road head,

896
00:45:21,009 --> 00:45:22,009
join me.

897
00:45:35,838 --> 00:45:36,838
- Hello.

898
00:45:38,250 --> 00:45:39,250
- Hello.

899
00:45:40,490 --> 00:45:43,113
- Tom is helping Dave in the basement

900
00:45:43,137 --> 00:45:44,966
and the attic is just a bus,

901
00:45:44,990 --> 00:45:47,353
so I was wondering if you
needed any help in here.

902
00:45:48,700 --> 00:45:49,700
- Oh,

903
00:45:51,180 --> 00:45:53,393
yeah, sure, that would be great.

904
00:45:54,900 --> 00:45:58,237
Would you mind going through this box?

905
00:45:58,261 --> 00:45:59,296
- Sure.

906
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:02,180
- That's some of local
papers and things but

907
00:46:03,112 --> 00:46:04,106
I mean, you never know, right?

908
00:46:04,130 --> 00:46:05,771
- Right, right.

909
00:46:16,860 --> 00:46:19,533
- Sure will be nice when
this is all over, huh.

910
00:46:20,500 --> 00:46:22,876
- Ready to put this behind you, huh?

911
00:46:22,900 --> 00:46:23,900
- Yeah,

912
00:46:24,890 --> 00:46:28,626
not to mention the fact that
I desperately need the money.

913
00:46:28,650 --> 00:46:29,650
- Right, right.

914
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:33,476
- I mean, who knows if it'll
even be enough to cover

915
00:46:33,500 --> 00:46:35,988
all the debt that Will left me with.

916
00:46:36,012 --> 00:46:37,236
- There's a lot of them.

917
00:46:37,260 --> 00:46:39,014
- There's tons.

918
00:46:39,038 --> 00:46:41,083
I mean, the funeral alone.

919
00:46:42,500 --> 00:46:44,456
If I could just get this money

920
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:47,110
and get things settled, you know, I could

921
00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:51,923
move on with my life.

922
00:46:55,672 --> 00:46:57,793
- I don't even feel like
mine's even gotten started.

923
00:46:59,060 --> 00:47:01,416
- But, you're a lawyer,

924
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:03,590
that's like, the quintessential

925
00:47:04,450 --> 00:47:06,672
symbol for success.

926
00:47:06,696 --> 00:47:08,366
You have to become a doctor too

927
00:47:08,390 --> 00:47:10,063
then will you feel accomplished?

928
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:13,440
- No, it's just, I feel like

929
00:47:14,740 --> 00:47:17,946
the weight of the world is
on my shoulders with the

930
00:47:17,970 --> 00:47:20,213
practice and the finances and

931
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:22,563
it's holding me back,

932
00:47:23,540 --> 00:47:24,540
keeping me

933
00:47:25,350 --> 00:47:26,593
from what I really want.

934
00:47:28,420 --> 00:47:29,776
- Steve...

935
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:30,906
- Wendy?

936
00:47:30,930 --> 00:47:32,976
- Yeah, Tom, what is it?

937
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,666
- Wendy, it just hit me,

938
00:47:34,690 --> 00:47:37,396
what if the money is
buried in the backyard,

939
00:47:37,420 --> 00:47:38,603
is that possible?

940
00:47:39,815 --> 00:47:42,923
- Yes, that's a great idea, Tom,

941
00:47:42,947 --> 00:47:44,047
why don't we go check,

942
00:47:45,290 --> 00:47:48,199
absolutely, that is a brilliant,

943
00:47:48,223 --> 00:47:50,106
brilliant idea.

944
00:47:50,130 --> 00:47:55,130
Why don't you head on out there
and see what you can find.

945
00:47:55,540 --> 00:47:56,540
- Whoa, good.

946
00:48:27,522 --> 00:48:28,806
- To Roger Maris,

947
00:48:28,830 --> 00:48:32,493
still the all American
single season homerun king.

948
00:48:36,883 --> 00:48:39,576
Well, to Ruth and to Mantle,

949
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:40,409
I'm glad you're not here

950
00:48:40,433 --> 00:48:43,170
'cause you can both drink
beer under the table.

951
00:48:58,006 --> 00:49:00,256
Oh, and here's the you kid.

952
00:49:38,750 --> 00:49:40,250
Holy potato balls!

953
00:49:42,930 --> 00:49:44,023
I missed your mom,

954
00:49:45,510 --> 00:49:46,510
I'm full house,

955
00:49:47,430 --> 00:49:48,803
I'm ghost dad.

956
00:49:51,933 --> 00:49:52,933
Fuck!

957
00:50:08,210 --> 00:50:10,096
- The money is here, I know it's here

958
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:14,466
buried in the backyard, I
know it, I can smell it.

959
00:50:14,490 --> 00:50:15,886
I'll just slip out the gate,

960
00:50:15,910 --> 00:50:19,846
walk up the driveway, get
in the car and drive away.

961
00:50:26,090 --> 00:50:27,976
But then they'll know.

962
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,126
Know what?

963
00:50:29,150 --> 00:50:31,966
If we just leave, they'll
know we took the money.

964
00:50:31,990 --> 00:50:32,799
We?

965
00:50:32,823 --> 00:50:34,896
Were in this together.

966
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:36,326
I need the money,

967
00:50:36,350 --> 00:50:38,196
I can't afford to share it with them.

968
00:50:38,220 --> 00:50:39,676
We need the money,

969
00:50:39,700 --> 00:50:42,196
and I'm the one who can help you find it.

970
00:50:42,220 --> 00:50:43,676
You know where it is?

971
00:50:43,700 --> 00:50:45,296
How?

972
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:49,116
Just start digging, we
can do this together.

973
00:50:49,140 --> 00:50:51,743
Yes, I'll start right now.

974
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:56,886
Good, dig, dig,

975
00:50:56,910 --> 00:50:57,910
dig it all.

976
00:51:02,930 --> 00:51:03,739
- Wendy.

977
00:51:03,763 --> 00:51:06,780
- I know what you're going to say, and

978
00:51:08,058 --> 00:51:09,058
at the moment,

979
00:51:09,970 --> 00:51:13,516
things being as they are, it just seems

980
00:51:13,540 --> 00:51:14,722
impossible.

981
00:51:14,746 --> 00:51:16,452
- You're right.

982
00:51:16,476 --> 00:51:17,886
You're right.

983
00:51:17,910 --> 00:51:19,520
If only I had the money.

984
00:51:19,544 --> 00:51:21,667
- If I had the money.

985
00:51:21,691 --> 00:51:23,982
- If we could have the money.

986
00:54:04,357 --> 00:54:05,166
- That was a mouthful.

987
00:54:05,190 --> 00:54:06,676
- I know, I'm sorry.

988
00:54:06,700 --> 00:54:08,443
- I liked it.
- Okay.

989
00:55:28,497 --> 00:55:30,266
- I will be right back,

990
00:55:30,290 --> 00:55:32,176
just one second.

991
00:55:51,025 --> 00:55:53,433
It's almost over, I can do this.

992
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:18,646
Are you stretching?

993
00:56:18,670 --> 00:56:20,036
- Yeah,

994
00:56:20,060 --> 00:56:21,506
yeah, doing a little

995
00:56:21,530 --> 00:56:24,916
stretching stressful situations,
you know, you tense up,

996
00:56:24,940 --> 00:56:27,756
I'm seeing a chiropractor for a while

997
00:56:27,780 --> 00:56:31,576
stretching because you
can never be too careful

998
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:33,626
with your body tensing
up in tense situations

999
00:56:33,650 --> 00:56:36,267
and I'm also in an archery class now.

1000
00:57:29,110 --> 00:57:32,186
- Oh, Zod, you crazy bastard.

1001
00:57:39,020 --> 00:57:40,076
Yellow.

1002
00:57:40,100 --> 00:57:41,246
- Hey, man,

1003
00:57:41,270 --> 00:57:43,646
I'm digging up the yard,
come out and help me.

1004
00:57:43,670 --> 00:57:44,970
- Yeah, I can't, I'm busy.

1005
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:47,906
- With what?

1006
00:57:47,930 --> 00:57:52,046
- I'm watching "Superman Two" on VHS.

1007
00:57:52,070 --> 00:57:54,976
- Dude, the money might be back here.

1008
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:58,096
- This lady, right, she calls
out Superman for being Jewish,

1009
00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:00,463
like, he's Frederick
Superman or something.

1010
00:58:02,010 --> 00:58:03,010
Idiot.

1011
00:58:03,910 --> 00:58:06,036
- I could really use a hand.
- Yeah, how about this?

1012
00:58:06,060 --> 00:58:09,206
You keep looking outside,
I'll keep looking inside,

1013
00:58:09,230 --> 00:58:11,596
and we'll be looking at
two spots at the same time.

1014
00:58:11,620 --> 00:58:12,429
Sounds good? - No, no, no.

1015
00:58:12,453 --> 00:58:15,266
- Great, all right, buddy,

1016
00:58:15,290 --> 00:58:17,090
all right, take care.
- No, seriously, stop...

1017
00:58:24,443 --> 00:58:25,466
Come on, lady,

1018
00:58:25,490 --> 00:58:27,856
You know Clark head, you know, Superman,

1019
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:30,286
you're standing four feet
away from both of them,

1020
00:58:30,310 --> 00:58:32,166
I mean, they're just glasses, okay,

1021
00:58:32,190 --> 00:58:33,701
It's not a loo to door mask.

1022
00:58:35,550 --> 00:58:36,550
Man.

1023
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:44,440
Oh, my God.

1024
00:58:47,100 --> 00:58:48,929
Oh, my God, I'm drunk.

1025
00:59:02,460 --> 00:59:03,460
- Hello, Dave.

1026
00:59:04,460 --> 00:59:05,616
- Yo.

1027
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:07,616
- What are you doing down here?

1028
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:09,336
- Looking for the money?

1029
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:12,466
- I think we should talk about that.

1030
00:59:12,490 --> 00:59:13,600
- Okay.

1031
00:59:16,420 --> 00:59:17,420
Let's talk.

1032
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,086
What do you wanna talk about?

1033
00:59:22,110 --> 00:59:25,526
- I think you have some
very definite ideas

1034
00:59:25,550 --> 00:59:28,406
about what should be done with the money.

1035
00:59:28,430 --> 00:59:30,676
- We should all split it, right?

1036
00:59:30,700 --> 00:59:32,296
- When should we split it?

1037
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:33,746
- As soon as possible.

1038
00:59:33,770 --> 00:59:35,286
You do see what we're doing here, right?

1039
00:59:35,310 --> 00:59:36,577
You get it, right?

1040
00:59:37,625 --> 00:59:39,936
- But you gonna sweat it.

1041
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:41,186
That's great,

1042
00:59:41,210 --> 00:59:45,356
but have you ever thought
about my responsibilities?

1043
00:59:45,380 --> 00:59:47,456
Have you ever thought
about my responsibilities

1044
00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:48,386
to my daughter?

1045
00:59:48,410 --> 00:59:50,416
Do you have any idea

1046
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:54,566
what a moral or ethical
principle is, do you?

1047
00:59:54,590 --> 00:59:56,196
- I never thought I'd say this to anyone,

1048
00:59:56,220 --> 00:59:59,216
but you sound way too
much like me, right now.

1049
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:00,049
Give me the bat, Wendy.

1050
01:00:00,073 --> 01:00:01,556
- I'm not gonna hurt you.

1051
01:00:01,580 --> 01:00:02,836
- Give me the bat, Wendy.

1052
01:00:02,860 --> 01:00:04,956
- You didn't let me finish my sentence.

1053
01:00:04,980 --> 01:00:08,196
I am not going to hurt you, I'm just...

1054
01:00:08,220 --> 01:00:09,426
- To bash my brains in.

1055
01:00:09,450 --> 01:00:11,193
- No, Jesus Christ, no!

1056
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:14,130
But I am gonna hurt you real bad,

1057
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:16,730
for the best.

1058
01:00:26,447 --> 01:00:31,419
Hold that thought, we should
probably move the table.

1059
01:00:31,443 --> 01:00:32,269
- Okay, I'll move it.
- Would you grab,

1060
01:00:32,293 --> 01:00:34,697
grab that part of the table.

1061
01:00:34,721 --> 01:00:35,976
- I don't break the table.

1062
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:37,250
- Don't touch my candles.

1063
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:40,216
- Which way am I turning?

1064
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:41,898
- Go that way.

1065
01:00:41,922 --> 01:00:42,876
- This way?

1066
01:00:42,900 --> 01:00:45,163
- Follow my lead, go that way.

1067
01:00:46,390 --> 01:00:48,169
Where are you going, where
are you going with this?

1068
01:00:48,193 --> 01:00:49,466
- I can't fit through
with my hands like this.

1069
01:00:49,490 --> 01:00:51,116
- You don't need...

1070
01:00:51,140 --> 01:00:53,226
- I just gotta put my hands
down so I can get in, okay?

1071
01:00:53,250 --> 01:00:54,886
- How are you gonna get out now?

1072
01:00:54,910 --> 01:00:57,326
- It's fine, I'll figure it out.

1073
01:00:57,350 --> 01:00:58,336
- Seems unnecessary.

1074
01:00:58,360 --> 01:00:59,246
- I'm gonna go over the couch.

1075
01:00:59,270 --> 01:01:01,494
- Don't go over the the
couch in your shoes,

1076
01:01:01,518 --> 01:01:03,038
don't go over the couch in your shoes.

1077
01:01:03,876 --> 01:01:04,876
Jesus!

1078
01:01:08,386 --> 01:01:10,126
Keep it off the fabric.

1079
01:01:10,150 --> 01:01:11,793
- Okay, I'm fine.

1080
01:01:14,381 --> 01:01:16,603
- Pick up your thing.

1081
01:01:17,437 --> 01:01:18,756
Are you ready? - Yes.

1082
01:01:18,780 --> 01:01:20,002
- Okay.
- Yes.

1083
01:01:20,026 --> 01:01:21,040
- Okay.

1084
01:01:43,702 --> 01:01:45,109
- Okay,

1085
01:01:45,133 --> 01:01:46,236
okay.

1086
01:01:46,260 --> 01:01:47,826
We don't have to split it with the others,

1087
01:01:47,850 --> 01:01:50,056
we could share it between ourselves.

1088
01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:52,133
- I'll never share anything with you.

1089
01:01:52,157 --> 01:01:54,406
- Didn't you hear what Steve read?

1090
01:01:54,430 --> 01:01:56,326
We have to share it.

1091
01:01:56,350 --> 01:01:58,581
I am your partner.

1092
01:01:58,605 --> 01:02:00,741
- No!

1093
01:02:03,728 --> 01:02:05,136
- My kingdom for pickle jar.

1094
01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:08,476
Help, help me Steve, help, help.

1095
01:02:08,500 --> 01:02:10,246
- I don't think Steve will
be coming to your rescue,

1096
01:02:10,270 --> 01:02:11,963
I've seen to that.

1097
01:02:11,987 --> 01:02:13,652
- You monster.

1098
01:02:13,676 --> 01:02:16,753
- I'm just a mother
providing for her daughter.

1099
01:02:18,858 --> 01:02:20,323
Oh,

1100
01:02:20,347 --> 01:02:21,347
oh,

1101
01:02:22,588 --> 01:02:23,588
oh.

1102
01:02:35,272 --> 01:02:36,272
Aww.

1103
01:02:38,498 --> 01:02:39,498
Oh.

1104
01:02:41,858 --> 01:02:43,004
Bitch.

1105
01:02:43,028 --> 01:02:43,837
- Help!

1106
01:02:43,861 --> 01:02:44,670
- Dave.

1107
01:02:44,694 --> 01:02:45,894
- Help, someone please.

1108
01:02:46,810 --> 01:02:50,377
- Dave, oh, God, oh God,

1109
01:02:50,401 --> 01:02:52,176
I'm coming, Dave.

1110
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:53,349
Yeah.

1111
01:03:11,070 --> 01:03:12,223
- Siri, call Tom.

1112
01:03:13,430 --> 01:03:15,166
- Calling Tom.

1113
01:03:15,190 --> 01:03:16,420
- Thank you Sweety.

1114
01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:27,646
- Yeah, hello.

1115
01:03:27,670 --> 01:03:29,692
- Tom, get in here, Wendy
is trying to kill me.

1116
01:03:29,716 --> 01:03:30,913
- What?

1117
01:03:30,937 --> 01:03:33,521
- She is baseball batting
the hell out of me.

1118
01:03:33,545 --> 01:03:34,790
- I'm coming.

1119
01:03:39,169 --> 01:03:40,169
Damn.

1120
01:03:45,199 --> 01:03:46,199
Damn.

1121
01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:52,840
Damn.

1122
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:54,726
It's locked,

1123
01:03:54,750 --> 01:03:56,759
do you know any tricks
for opening locked doors.

1124
01:03:56,783 --> 01:03:59,306
- Yeah, use the
key, hurry the fuck up.

1125
01:03:59,330 --> 01:04:01,066
- Let them kill each other,

1126
01:04:01,090 --> 01:04:02,976
then the money is ours.

1127
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:07,116
No, they're my friends and

1128
01:04:07,140 --> 01:04:08,956
I've gotta help them,

1129
01:04:08,980 --> 01:04:10,746
and if you don't understand that,

1130
01:04:10,770 --> 01:04:14,923
you're nothing at all, nothing at all.

1131
01:04:20,740 --> 01:04:23,893
I'm coming, Dave, I'm coming to save you.

1132
01:04:25,870 --> 01:04:27,326
Damn it.

1133
01:04:27,350 --> 01:04:29,899
I guess I'll just have to break it down.

1134
01:04:39,580 --> 01:04:40,580
That hurt.

1135
01:04:41,650 --> 01:04:42,906
- Admit it,

1136
01:04:42,930 --> 01:04:44,656
say it just once,

1137
01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:45,883
that I am Dana's father.

1138
01:04:46,884 --> 01:04:48,493
- I will never join you.

1139
01:04:49,670 --> 01:04:50,739
- What?

1140
01:04:54,921 --> 01:04:56,059
- Dave.

1141
01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:22,436
- Will was gay, wasn't he?

1142
01:05:22,460 --> 01:05:24,236
You didn't think I was
ready to be a father,

1143
01:05:24,260 --> 01:05:27,296
so, you posed as his
wife to help his career.

1144
01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:29,506
- You're a child, Dave,

1145
01:05:29,530 --> 01:05:33,033
you were a child back then
and you're still a child now.

1146
01:05:44,696 --> 01:05:46,003
- Oh, I've been a fool,

1147
01:05:47,590 --> 01:05:50,156
only now at the end do I understand.

1148
01:05:50,180 --> 01:05:51,393
- Oh, shut up!

1149
01:05:53,070 --> 01:05:54,726
- Where's Tom?

1150
01:05:54,750 --> 01:05:55,793
Oh my god.

1151
01:05:56,640 --> 01:05:59,587
My faith in my friends
truly is my weakness.

1152
01:06:03,386 --> 01:06:04,386
- No!

1153
01:06:05,750 --> 01:06:08,723
- Steve, you rescued me, thank goodness.

1154
01:06:09,940 --> 01:06:11,386
What happened to your face?

1155
01:06:11,410 --> 01:06:13,066
- Never mind that,

1156
01:06:13,090 --> 01:06:15,976
the point is we got to
get control of ourselves.

1157
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:17,113
Money isn't worth it.

1158
01:06:18,580 --> 01:06:21,994
Don't think we're even
gonna find it at this point.

1159
01:06:23,810 --> 01:06:27,146
- I'm starting to think
there never was any money.

1160
01:06:27,170 --> 01:06:28,170
- You're kidding.

1161
01:06:28,890 --> 01:06:30,136
- Well, he could have meant anything,

1162
01:06:30,160 --> 01:06:31,946
he never did specifically say

1163
01:06:31,970 --> 01:06:33,806
that there was money in the addendum.

1164
01:06:33,830 --> 01:06:35,232
- Codicil.
- Whatever.

1165
01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:39,823
I know you think I killed him.

1166
01:06:42,270 --> 01:06:43,270
I didn't.

1167
01:06:44,600 --> 01:06:47,040
You're right, our marriage was a sham, but

1168
01:06:47,900 --> 01:06:49,453
I didn't want him to die.

1169
01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:54,350
He wasn't Dana's biological father, but

1170
01:06:55,530 --> 01:06:58,856
he was there when it counted, you know.

1171
01:06:58,880 --> 01:07:01,336
We were the only people
in each other's lives,

1172
01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:03,650
who were really honest with each other.

1173
01:07:04,640 --> 01:07:06,459
Now, I don't even have that.

1174
01:07:09,500 --> 01:07:10,523
You and I,

1175
01:07:12,180 --> 01:07:13,806
us,

1176
01:07:13,830 --> 01:07:16,533
there was never going to be an us.

1177
01:07:17,910 --> 01:07:22,573
I didn't want Dana to be
something tethering me to you,

1178
01:07:23,530 --> 01:07:24,530
when

1179
01:07:25,270 --> 01:07:27,616
we couldn't give each
other what we needed.

1180
01:07:33,870 --> 01:07:37,953
I haven't been able to
find a job in over a year.

1181
01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:43,593
I loved that restaurant so much it was,

1182
01:07:44,790 --> 01:07:46,540
it was me, you know.

1183
01:07:50,631 --> 01:07:53,176
And now I'm gonna lose this house,

1184
01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:55,483
and not just this house, everything.

1185
01:07:57,870 --> 01:07:59,326
What about my daughter?

1186
01:07:59,350 --> 01:08:01,643
What am I supposed to tell her?

1187
01:08:01,667 --> 01:08:03,139
What if.

1188
01:08:03,163 --> 01:08:06,013
What if the state tries
to take her away from me?

1189
01:08:07,645 --> 01:08:09,940
I have no family left, it's like

1190
01:08:12,150 --> 01:08:14,063
losing Will all over again.

1191
01:08:17,270 --> 01:08:20,027
Will would have thought
of a way out of this.

1192
01:08:20,884 --> 01:08:22,423
He did, I guess.

1193
01:08:24,290 --> 01:08:25,290
Will,

1194
01:08:26,477 --> 01:08:29,816
was always so preoccupied with work,

1195
01:08:29,840 --> 01:08:32,506
and he could have sold it, the business,

1196
01:08:32,530 --> 01:08:35,853
he had an offer, he turned it down.

1197
01:08:37,310 --> 01:08:39,296
Finally, the chance came

1198
01:08:39,320 --> 01:08:44,293
to get out and get fat at the
same time and he let it go.

1199
01:08:45,300 --> 01:08:47,763
He'd miss it too much, he said.

1200
01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:49,760
Can you imagine?

1201
01:08:50,619 --> 01:08:51,969
That's what he really said?

1202
01:08:52,900 --> 01:08:54,886
What kind of a person,

1203
01:08:54,910 --> 01:08:59,603
what kind of a human being
loves being a trader?

1204
01:09:01,470 --> 01:09:03,426
People don't go to Wall Street,

1205
01:09:03,450 --> 01:09:05,676
because it's gonna be a lot of fun,

1206
01:09:05,700 --> 01:09:08,583
they go to make money.

1207
01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:13,386
These people, they don't jump out of bed,

1208
01:09:13,410 --> 01:09:16,416
thinking about how much fun
it's gonna be to go to work,

1209
01:09:16,440 --> 01:09:17,975
they...

1210
01:09:17,999 --> 01:09:19,786
I have been to parties with these people

1211
01:09:19,810 --> 01:09:21,520
and they're all so

1212
01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:24,080
miserable.

1213
01:09:25,820 --> 01:09:29,516
If all the money in the world and

1214
01:09:29,540 --> 01:09:31,546
doesn't mean anything to them,

1215
01:09:31,570 --> 01:09:33,776
because they don't need it anymore,

1216
01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:37,683
they can't even think of what
to spend it on except junk.

1217
01:09:40,290 --> 01:09:44,036
It's a pointless, soulless job,

1218
01:09:44,060 --> 01:09:49,046
and the fact that Will actually enjoyed

1219
01:09:49,070 --> 01:09:51,183
tricking these people out of their money,

1220
01:09:53,690 --> 01:09:56,293
it's very difficult to accept.

1221
01:10:07,700 --> 01:10:09,946
You know, even after all that,

1222
01:10:09,970 --> 01:10:12,733
we still respected each other.

1223
01:10:14,670 --> 01:10:16,206
We've known each other for so long,

1224
01:10:16,230 --> 01:10:18,503
at some point that just
counts for something.

1225
01:10:19,890 --> 01:10:22,366
But I never would have hurt him

1226
01:10:22,390 --> 01:10:25,273
and he never would have hurt me.

1227
01:10:27,860 --> 01:10:29,676
In the end, he just

1228
01:10:29,700 --> 01:10:32,316
said something stupid to
someone he owed money to,

1229
01:10:32,340 --> 01:10:34,296
got punched in the face,

1230
01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:36,070
fell hit his head on the ground and

1231
01:10:38,640 --> 01:10:40,906
the jerk that hit him
offered me a deal on the spot

1232
01:10:40,930 --> 01:10:42,053
to erase the debt.

1233
01:10:44,010 --> 01:10:45,610
I just had to say

1234
01:10:46,700 --> 01:10:47,700
he was mugged.

1235
01:10:51,310 --> 01:10:52,563
That's all it took.

1236
01:10:57,770 --> 01:11:00,270
Not exactly the life I
pictured when we were kids.

1237
01:11:04,210 --> 01:11:05,233
- Not for any of us.

1238
01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:07,800
- What do we do now?

1239
01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:09,449
- I don't know about you,

1240
01:11:09,473 --> 01:11:12,186
but I am through looking for the money.

1241
01:11:12,210 --> 01:11:13,210
- What about

1242
01:11:15,140 --> 01:11:16,223
our dreams?

1243
01:11:17,200 --> 01:11:18,200
Our future?

1244
01:11:19,730 --> 01:11:20,539
What about us?

1245
01:11:20,563 --> 01:11:22,176
- Steve,

1246
01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:23,200
maybe,

1247
01:11:25,500 --> 01:11:28,023
maybe I'm not always honest with people.

1248
01:11:30,910 --> 01:11:33,853
Maybe you're not always
honest with yourself.

1249
01:11:37,620 --> 01:11:38,620
- Yeah.

1250
01:11:40,240 --> 01:11:41,620
Probably right about that.

1251
01:11:45,618 --> 01:11:47,206
- You want some ice for your hand?

1252
01:11:47,230 --> 01:11:48,230
- Please.

1253
01:11:49,430 --> 01:11:50,430
What?

1254
01:11:51,160 --> 01:11:52,156
Wait a second,

1255
01:11:52,180 --> 01:11:53,606
the World Series party.

1256
01:11:53,630 --> 01:11:55,596
- What about it?

1257
01:11:55,620 --> 01:11:58,846
- I remember Will and I were talking about

1258
01:11:58,870 --> 01:12:00,816
the hiding money from the company, right,

1259
01:12:00,840 --> 01:12:03,579
and then Will said
something really peculiar.

1260
01:12:03,603 --> 01:12:05,926
- I'd like to think I'm
ahead above the rest

1261
01:12:05,950 --> 01:12:08,009
when it comes to hiding things.

1262
01:12:08,033 --> 01:12:10,036
- Totally.

1263
01:12:10,060 --> 01:12:11,570
Totally.

1264
01:12:11,594 --> 01:12:12,600
Ahead

1265
01:12:13,520 --> 01:12:15,673
above the rest.

1266
01:12:19,670 --> 01:12:21,516
- The drop ceiling.

1267
01:12:21,540 --> 01:12:24,879
Will was always running
speaker wires through there.

1268
01:12:28,952 --> 01:12:30,595
- Oh, baby!

1269
01:12:35,780 --> 01:12:37,518
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1270
01:12:42,697 --> 01:12:44,573
It's a baseball card.

1271
01:12:47,020 --> 01:12:48,895
- Son of a bitch!

1272
01:12:48,919 --> 01:12:50,299
- Is that worth anything?

1273
01:12:50,323 --> 01:12:52,986
- A couple hundred dollars
to the right buyer.

1274
01:12:53,010 --> 01:12:54,010
- Jesus!

1275
01:13:01,472 --> 01:13:03,818
- Then I guess I'm off
to the liquor store,

1276
01:13:03,842 --> 01:13:05,380
liquor store, liquor store.

1277
01:13:05,404 --> 01:13:06,993
- You get a cat?

1278
01:13:07,017 --> 01:13:09,623
- No, I have no idea what that sound was.

1279
01:13:10,610 --> 01:13:13,006
- I'm happy with my situation.

1280
01:13:13,030 --> 01:13:16,167
Well, I got a long drive
ahead of me, he's out.

1281
01:13:17,233 --> 01:13:18,712
- What, you're leaving?

1282
01:13:18,736 --> 01:13:20,070
- Yep.

1283
01:14:58,983 --> 01:14:59,983
- Jesus!

1284
01:15:12,789 --> 01:15:13,598
- Yellow.

1285
01:15:13,622 --> 01:15:14,626
- What do you know about this?

1286
01:15:14,650 --> 01:15:16,216
- About what?

1287
01:15:16,240 --> 01:15:19,646
- Oh, come on, come on, the
baseball card, everything.

1288
01:15:19,670 --> 01:15:20,683
I heard a noise during dinner

1289
01:15:20,707 --> 01:15:22,906
and you came back from the
liquor store few minutes later,

1290
01:15:22,930 --> 01:15:25,696
it was you in the basement, wasn't it?

1291
01:15:25,720 --> 01:15:26,676
- Maybe.

1292
01:15:26,700 --> 01:15:29,726
- What else was in the box, Wayne?

1293
01:15:29,750 --> 01:15:30,919
- Look Wendy, do you
think it was an oversight

1294
01:15:30,943 --> 01:15:33,346
that my brother never
told you about the box?

1295
01:15:33,370 --> 01:15:34,733
It wasn't.

1296
01:15:34,757 --> 01:15:35,876
Blur, bluh, bluh, bluh.

1297
01:15:35,900 --> 01:15:37,626
Water is still gonna water?

1298
01:15:37,650 --> 01:15:39,596
I know about your bastard kid.

1299
01:15:39,620 --> 01:15:40,620
Later.

1300
01:15:42,100 --> 01:15:43,100
Beep.

1301
01:15:43,870 --> 01:15:45,906
- Son of a bitch!

1302
01:15:45,930 --> 01:15:47,013
- We could go to the police.

1303
01:15:47,037 --> 01:15:48,366
- And say what?

1304
01:15:48,390 --> 01:15:50,356
- Oh, so I guess you can't complain about

1305
01:15:50,380 --> 01:15:51,306
someone stealing money

1306
01:15:51,330 --> 01:15:53,330
that shouldn't exist in the first place.

1307
01:15:54,390 --> 01:15:55,440
- And that's it then.

1308
01:15:56,320 --> 01:15:57,320
- Damn.

1309
01:15:58,660 --> 01:16:01,353
- What am I gonna do now, I have nothing.

1310
01:16:03,200 --> 01:16:05,765
- You have friends still and so does Dana.

1311
01:16:05,789 --> 01:16:06,826
- Yeah,

1312
01:16:06,850 --> 01:16:09,696
good friends, maybe not good
friends but people you know,

1313
01:16:09,720 --> 01:16:12,526
friends, MySpace friends list

1314
01:16:12,550 --> 01:16:13,709
from the entire area.

1315
01:16:13,733 --> 01:16:14,733
- Shut up, Steve.

1316
01:16:21,410 --> 01:16:22,746
- I'm ordering a couple bourbon

1317
01:16:22,770 --> 01:16:25,796
as soon as I get through the door.

1318
01:16:25,820 --> 01:16:27,136
- I'm ordering two drinks.

1319
01:16:27,160 --> 01:16:31,396
- I'm going to literally
order every drink the bar has.

1320
01:16:31,420 --> 01:16:34,616
- Alcohol is great for
solving life's problems.

1321
01:16:34,640 --> 01:16:37,396
- Even in a bottle, yo, demon in a bottle.

1322
01:16:37,420 --> 01:16:39,906
- That reference is
only moderately obscure.

1323
01:16:39,930 --> 01:16:42,233
- Your mom is moderately obscure.

1324
01:16:44,959 --> 01:16:47,709
No, we're not doing that anymore.

1325
01:19:56,398 --> 01:19:58,303
- Been out here for hours digging,

1326
01:20:00,510 --> 01:20:03,367
bet it's all wrapped up
nicely in there though.

1327
01:20:05,010 --> 01:20:08,803
Bet they're saying, "Hey, what about Tom?

1328
01:20:10,110 --> 01:20:11,706
How did his night end?"

1329
01:20:11,730 --> 01:20:12,539
Someone else says,

1330
01:20:12,563 --> 01:20:15,757
"Oh, yeah, whatever happened to Tom?"

1331
01:20:16,710 --> 01:20:18,656
Someone else says, "Tom?

1332
01:20:18,680 --> 01:20:21,306
Tom, I don't remember Tom."

1333
01:20:21,330 --> 01:20:25,036
Well, I'm Tom, I'm Tom dammit,

1334
01:20:25,060 --> 01:20:28,168
I have a name and I have feelings and I am

1335
01:20:40,330 --> 01:20:42,346
It's porno

1336
01:20:44,477 --> 01:20:47,477
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