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- [00:16] <Odin> You're led around to the back, to a door marked "Private Parties Only" The man holds the door open to you, revealing a tastefully wood paneled room with an alarming lack of chairs, tables, and dining implements.
- [00:16] <Stonejaw> "Oh this is reassuring."
- [00:16] <Allie> "Aww. Where's the balloons?"
- [00:17] <Odin> "Please do not make a scene and upset the guests. We would be VERY upset if that were to happen" he says in a low voice, still smiling.
- [00:18] <Stonejaw> "O...kay?"
- [00:18] <Allie> She looks around. "Not a lot of guests back here, though. Is it okay to make a scene now?"
- [00:21] <Odin> "As it stands, you will merely be escorted off the grounds with a warning not to conduct your business around here again. Escalation will... cause escalation." Is it just your imagination, or are some of those waiters no longer dainty looking things, and instead rejects from the LA Urban Brawl Defensive roster?
- [00:22] <Stonejaw> "What we were just looking at the guy."
- [00:23] <Odin> "Mhm hmm. I will not be repeating myself again. Please, this is a distasteful interruption of my regular duties."
- [00:26] <Allie> [To: Stonejaw Dorfson - get ready to run~]
- [00:26] <Stonejaw> [I'll cover you.]
- [00:26] <Stonejaw> '[Is this turning into a snatch and grab?]
- [00:26] <Stonejaw> [Because I think this is turning into a snatch and grab]
- [00:32] <Allie> "Aww. Well, I hope 'distaste' better the second time around!" She smiles again--then rears back and delivers a punishing knee square into his gut.
- [00:33] <Stonejaw> "Oh my god."
- [00:36] <Stonejaw> "Do I have to 'spell' it out for you?"
- [00:37] * Stonejaw 's eyes glow blue as he raises his hands up into the air before launching his hands forward. "Kaelkovimsavim!" He exclaims, hurling forth a sphere of white energy which engulfs the security staff.
- [00:41] <Odin> Engulfing the security staff and a few extra diners, at the same time as Allie's sucker knee impacts the uppity waiter right in the solar plexus. He sinks to the ground, choking something into his collar. "They *wheeze* esca*wheeze*lated..."
- [00:42] <Allie> She grins widely, showing little fangs. "Exit, stage right!" She takes off running, leaping over and sliding under obstacles, climbing anything else in her path out of the park.
- [00:44] * Allie laughs and giggles and smiles the whole way, clearly enjoying herself.
- [00:47] <Stonejaw> "Right, I don't want you to think I've not had any fun here!" He said, clapping his hands together to surround himself in a purple sphere of transluscent energy. "In fact, I had a real 'BAlL
- [00:47] <Stonejaw> *Ball!
- [00:47] * Stonejaw proceeds to roll the fuck out of there.
- [00:53] <Odin> The patrons of Downtown Disney will never be able to forget the night a catgirl was leaping from table to table, off the heads of plainclothes security, and gracefully over the turnstiles at the entrance, quickly followed by a dwarf in a hamster ball of his own magical making ramping off various objects left and right. Security, not willing to make more of a scene then you're already causing refuses to escalate to the heavier stuff,
- [00:53] <Odin> and so you're chased by various park "Cast" in full costume, each shouting things appropriate to their disney tradition.(To keep it all part of the show of course) "My apple my apple, give me back my apple!" screams Snow White, chasing after the Magic Hamster Ball. "Dishonor on YOU, Dishonor on your COW" yells digitatronic Mushuu, as Mulan struggles to chase after the Catgirl. Cruella De Vill stamps her feet and demands for her
- [00:53] <Odin> henchmen to bring her puppies back, a move that backfires when several smaller children get in the way of the assembled forces chasing after the hamster ball. You're gone.... but you left a HELL of an impression behind you.
- [00:54] * Allie stops behind a building a few blocks away, panting and laughing her ass off.
- [00:55] <Odin> Checking your commlinks later, you have a message. [From: The Mouse House. Ever pull a stunt like that again, and you're dead. You get a pass this time, and a free pass for two, but don't try it again. Not even any necking on Pirates of the Drowned City.]
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