Martini 5

>you and BIG MAN return to The Room and he puts you in your cage
>you’re sad because the Yellow Sky Ball was warm and the air smelled good
>but now you get new fluffy ponies to play with! yay!
>BIG MAN puts the Moving Box on The Table and opens the door.
>All of the fluffies inside try to squeeze out at the same time
>”One at a time, shitheads!”
>BIG MAN shoves them all inside with his big paw and plucks out a male earth pony
>you don’t like earth ponies that much. they’re stronger than you and play rough
>boromir is BIG MAN’s earth pony. he is dark orange with a light orange mane.
>boromir’s brother, faramir, is a pegasus pony. BIG MAN says they had different daddies but the same mommy
>faramir is a handsome cream-colored pony with a dark yellow mane. you like to play with him
>he lets you and the brothers play together three or four times when the White sky Ball comes and goes
>this new male earth pony has zebra stripes and a violet mane - he’s very handsome
>BIG MAN roughly checks his teeth, then his poopie place and happy thing
>”pwease no huwtie! no bad touch special pwace!”
>”Shuddup.”
>BIG MAN runs his fingers through the fluffy’s coat. He plucks out a few twigs and a bitey bug.
>the bitey bug goes into a little cop with the bad-smelling water in it
>”Ugh. Goddam ticks.”
>”Hey, man… how many you get?”
>”Nine. I told you Nathaniel is fucking useless.”
>”Where’d you find them?”
>”Trade secret.”
>”I’m your fucking boss, you…”
>”I’m fucking with you, Frank. Walked down to the foundation from the old sewage treatment plant.”
>”Oh, yeah… good thinking. Pizza for dinner?”
>”Yeah, get the Chicago style.”
>”Mmhm.”
>you hear Frank-who-you-never-see talking to someone in the other room
>BIG MAN holds up a sign to the fluffy.
>”What color is this.”
>”is… red?”
>”Good. Good.”
>he holds up another sign
>”What shape is this?”
>”suh… suhkil?”
>”Great. Great.”
>BIG MAN holds up one more sign
>”How many is this?”
>the earth pony scrunches his brow, thinking. earth ponies are stronger but not that smart
>”fwee?”
>”Four. Not bad, though. You’ll do. Let’s see… we’ll call you… Stripe.”
>”Real creative!”
>”Eat me, Frank! You wanna do this?”
>”Can’t talk - doing accounting.”
>BIG MAN growls a bit under his breath.
>”my… my name stwipe?”
>BIG MAN takes a warm towel and wipes down stripe. he’s pretty clean.
>”Here - you stay with Boromir for now. Gotta see how many cages we’ll need for you lot.”
>boromir is, of course, thrilled to have a new playmate.


>”Next!”
>BIG MAN plucks a female pegasus out next. she’s light blue with a dark blue mane.
>”no wan huwty no mor! pwease wet fwuffy go!”
>she’s very scared. her poopie place starts to quiver.
>”Oh no the fuck you won’t.”
>”BIG MAN quickly grabs a small cork and pops it into the mare’s poopie place
>”owie! why huwt poopie pwace? wanna go home!”
>”I need a new career.”
>BIG MAN looks her over the same way as Stripe. He puts a finger inside her.
>”noooo! pwease no touch special pwace! no want!”
>”Better get used to it, honey.”
>he doesn’t bother with the card tests. BIG MAN pulls the cork out and holds the frightened mare over the trash can
>he gives her a squeeze. fresh poop falls out of her into the trash can.
>”Done?”
>”pwease no mowe bad touchy or owies!”
>”ARE. YOU. DONE!?”
>BIG MAN’s voice spooks her again. more poop comes out.
>BIG MAN cleans her with a hot, wet towel and tosses her into marshmallow’s cage.
>”From now on your name is… Icicle.”
>things seem to be going well. you hope you get to share your cage with another unicorn and give hugs!

>you gasp in delight as BIG MAN pulls out a male unicorn next! he’s white with a light gray mane but very dirty
>”Hurm. Really trying to avoid you dull-colored ponies.”
>BIG MAN looks over the fluffy anyway. He never makes a sound but looks to be on the verge of tears.
>BIG MAN gives the card test. the fluffy pony bare whispers its responses but BIG MAN is satisfied with the answers
>”Dull coat, but pretty smart. And you know how to keep your mouth shut. Hey Martini - looks like you get a new playmate.”
>you happily bound around your cage in anticipation! you can’t wait to show him where the litter box is, and the water dish…
>”We’ll call you Shadow.”
>BIG MAN takes the fluffy over to the sink and runs water over him. shadow cries a little but says nothing.
>BIG MAN uses the Hot Air Tool to bring back shadow’s fluff and then puts him in your cage.
>”hewwo shadow! my name mawtini! i wan us be good fwends! you wanna pway? or you wanna huggies?”
>shadow plops down on the ground and looks up at you with sad eyes
>”shadow do whatevah mawtini want.”
>he’s not enthusiastic but you have someone new to play and cuddle with!

>you gasp as BIG MAN takes out another unicorn - a pretty filly this time. well, she WAS pretty. she’s covered with poopies.
>BIG MAN doesn’t bother to examine her. he plops her into the sink and runs water over her. she screams.
>”owie! wawa too hawt! huwtie fwuffy! pwease no moar hot wawa!”
>”Jesus christ, it ain’t that hot. Fucking complainer.”
>”BIG MAN doesn’t use the Hot Air Tool on this filly. he uses a towel to dry her off.
>he plops her on The Table. now that she’s clean you can see the unicorn is white with a violet mane and a violet tail.
>”Owie! mistah pwease no moar huwtie!”
>”That wasn’t even that hard… ah, shit. Broken front legs. Oh well.”
>BIG MAN grabs the filly and raises her above his head
>”Whoa, whoa… how bad are the breaks?”
>”Who gives a shit? We can’t mend her up and keep and eye on her all the time. She’ll re-injure herself.”
>”Or there’s the other option.”
>”Hmmmm…”
>BIG MAN examines the fluffy’s other legs.
>”yeah, we really need to get some new breeder unicorns. Okay, I’ll take care of her last.”
>”We’ll call you Blueberry for now. Later on it’s probably gonna be Legless. Heh heh.”
>BIG MAN puts Blueberry inside a cardboard box and moves her aside.


>he pulls a male earth pony from the box. it kicks furiously at him.
>”monsta take fwuffies fwom home! wanna go back!”
>BIG MAN holds the fluffy up to his face.
>”Two choices. Behave, get fed, live comfortably. Misbehave, you go in the trash.”
>”NO! Monsta no scawwy to indiana! indiana fight scawwy monsta!”
>”Indiana, huh.”
>BIG MAN takes off his belt. he pulls the ends together, making a “smack” sound
>indiana freezes
>”Come on, Indiana. Don’t you like WHIPS?”
>”nuh… nuh wanna pway no mowe…”
>”Oh… too bad.”
>BIG MAN whips indiana with the belt. his cries fill The Room.
>”no mowe huwty wit whippy! indiana behave! bottom huwty bad!”
>”Had your chance.”
>BIG MAN wraps the belt around indiana’s neck and pulls the strap tight. indiana’s eyes bug out and in a few seconds he gasps his last breath.
>BIG MAN tosses him in the trash
>well, at least indiana gets to go home now.


>BIG MAN pulls out a pretty black earth mare with a cream colored mane
>he flips her on her back and begins his examination
>”hey mistah man you handsome. mah namwe bweaty. what yowr name?”
>”Um.”
>”bweaty wann make handsome man feel gwood. you wike good fweel?”
>”UM.”
>”aw, handsome man no wike bweauty?”
>”Jesus christ… are you… wearing… makeup?”
>”What’s that, dude?”
>”Frank, this pony has mascara and blush on her face. And I’m pretty sure she’s hitting on me.”
>”So she’s well-acquainted with fucking. Put her in with the others.”
>”God, just when you thought you’ve seen everything.”
>BIG MAN cleans beauty up quickly and puts her in with icicle.
>”You girls play nice now.”
>”humph. bweaty no wike giwls. she wike men.”
>”That’s the most fucked up thing I’ve ever heard.”


>another earth mare comes out of the box. she’s lime greet with a white and green tail
>”Hah. Looks like Colgate toothpaste.”
>the mare is terrified. she does pee pees all over The Table.
>”Oh, goddammit! Control yourself, girl!”
>”NO! FWUFFY WAN GO HOME! FWUFFY NO WIKE HOOMAN! NO TOUCH FWUFFY!”
>”Oh my GOD. SHUT THE FUCK UP.”
>BIG MAN roughly throws the green mare on her back and tries to examine her. she’s kicking as best can but her fluff is tangled with poopies and pee pee.
>”Stop moving.”
>”NO BAD TOUCH FWUFFY! WEAVE FWUFFY AWONE! FWUFFY HATE YOUUUUUU!”
>”I swear to god, stop moving RIGHT NOW.”
>the mare is crying now. you smell fresh poopies and BIG MAN jumps up from his seat

>”You wanna cry, bitch? I’ll give you something to cry about.”
>”NO MOWE TOUCH FWUFFY! WEAVE FWUFFY ALONE…”
>BIG MAN picks up the earth pony and holds her body down on The Table
>some of the other fluffies are watching, their eyes wide with terror
>”fwuffy stop make twouble! bigman huwty you!”
>BIG MAN takes the Big Cutter. The blade is shiny and glints under the Pretend Yellow Sky Balls. it is almost as big as a fluffy
>BIG MAN raises the Big Cutter over the green fluffy. she hasn’t stopped screaming.
>the Big Cutter slams down. the screaming stops.
>disgusted, BIG MAN dumps the remains in the trash can and wipes up the table
>”Fucking pony shit all over my shirt. Good thing I keep a change of clothes.”
>”You almost done, man? I wanna get out of here.”
>”You COULD help…”
>”Can’t talk… doing inventory.”


>BIG MAN takes another male pony from the Moving Box. it’s a unicorn like you and shadow!
>you might get to have TWO fluffies to cuddle with tonight!
>this unicorn is black with an orange mane.
>”Handsome fellow you are. You could be a big seller at Halloween.”
>”hawoween?”
>BIG MAN flips the pony onto his back. he frowns.
>”The fuck.”
>BIG MAN takes out the Buzzy Tool. the fluffy starts to cry and tries to skitter away.
>”no wike scawwy souwd! no wike! no huwwty fwuffy!”
>”Shut up. They won’t hurt you if you DON”T MOVE.”
>BIG MAN takes away some of the unicorn fluff with the Buzzy Tool. He frowns again.
>”Damn… this one had potential but his dick looks like it’s been mutilated. What happened here?” BIG MAN asks the pony.
>”NO! Pwease no mowe huwty happy thing!”
>”Did someone hurt your happy thing?”
>”man was fwuffy’s daddy. give good nummies. have pwetty sistah. fwuffy put happy thing in sistah.”
>”Fucked your sister, huh? I have a cousin I once copped a feel on…”
>”babehs come. daddy mad, cut happy thing! huwt so bad and wed huwty stuff come out! then daddy fwow fwuwwy from go-go wheels.”
>”That’s a damn shame.”
>”you be fwuffy new daddy?”
>”Not if you got half a cock. Sorry, kiddo.”
>BIG MAN leans the fluffie’s head against the edge of The Table and slams down on its neck with his massive paw. you hear a crack.
>BIG MAN tosses the fluffy body in the trash

>”Okay, last one. Come here. I SAID COME HERE!”
>BIG MAN pulls a very young mare out of the box. she is filthy. but it’s a unicorn! another pretty foal to give special hugs to!
>”God, you reek.”
>the foal is skittering on The Table, her feet unable to get a grip on the smooth surface.
>”Come on, shithead. Bath time.”
>BIG MAN tosses her into the sink and starts washing off the pee pee and poopies.
>”OWIE! wawa too hawt! no mowe huwt fwuffy!”
>”Quiet, you.”
>BIG MAN dries the foal off. you can see now that she’s a pretty white fluffy with a rainbow colored mane and tail! she’s BEAUTIFUL!
>”Pretty thing you are. Couple of weeks and we’ll get you knocked up. We get some foals with fluff like that and we’ll be in the dough.”
>”fwuffy no undahstand!”
>BIG MAN chuckles. “You’ll find out soon enough, honey. We’ll call you Prism.”
>”pwism? pwism no undahstand! we get nummies?”
>”You take that unicorn dick and squeeze me out some healthy foals and you’ll be fine.”
>BIG MAN puts Prism in her own cage.
>BIG MAN grabs the box with Blueberry in it and dumps her onto the table.
>”Owies! bwoobewwy weggies huwt! pwease stop huwties!”
>”Yeah, this is gonna suck for you, honey.”
>BIG MAN uses Buzzy Tool to take away all of blueberry’s fluff on her belly and chest.
>”noooo! pwease no take fwuff!”
>”Shut it, Blueberry. You’re gonna lose more than that.”
>BIG MAN turns on Blue Flame and sits it next to blueberry. then he takes The Snips out of the drawer.
>”Think about nummies.”
>”hooman give nummies? bwoobewwy wuv nummies! bwoobewwy like spasgettis most…”
>BIG MAN cuts off her broken front leg. blueberry screams.
>”OWIEEEEES! HUWTY WEG! HUWTY WEG! PWEASE NO MOWE HUWTY! NO MOWWWWWWWWW!”
>BIG MAN holds the Blue Flame to her chest briefly. blueberry screams again.
>”SOOOO HAAAAAAWT! PWEASE NO MOWE HUWTIES!”
>”You want nummies, Blueberry? Spaghetti?”
>blueberry is still crying. “pwease nummies. make huwty go way…”
>”It just ain’t your day, sweetheart.”
>BIG MAN uses The Snips on blueberry’s other leg and quickly touches the Blue Flame to her. she screams again and does poopies
>”Fuck… knew I should have corked this bitch.”
>”OWWWWIES! PWEASE STOP HUWTY! WAN WEGGIES BACK! WHY HOOMAN HUWT BWOOBEWWY? BWOOBEWWY WAN MOMMY! PWEASE MOMMY MAKE HUWTY STOP!”
>BIG MAN dumps the bad-smelling water on her chest. blueberry screams and keeps crying.
>blueberry is moving her rear legs as quickly as she can. she manages to kick BIG MAN a few times
>”Ow. Knock that shit off, stupid.”
>BIG MAN slaps Hurty Covers on blueberry’s chest. then he tosses her in the cage with prism.
>BIG MAN sighs. he looks tired. BIG MAN dumps nummies in all the bowls and gives water.
>”Let’s get out of here, Frank. God, the screaming from these things gave me a migraine.”
>”All right… I’m buying.”
>BIG MAN makes the Pretend Yellow Sky Balls go away and leaves The Room
>you lay down next to shadow and give him big huggies
>”mawtini an shadow fwens now! give good hugs and have good sweep! maybe pway tomowwow!”
>”whatevah mawtini wan.”
>”shadow feew okay? maybe tummy huwt? wan more nummies? wan wawa?”
>”shadow feew okay. wemembah man who give nummies befo.”
>”did man give good nummies?”
>”nummies okay. but man put happy thing in shadow poopie pwace. huwt shadow bad. huwt to make poopies for long time.”
>”mawtini sowwy shadow huwty! shadow wun away from man?”
>”man mate see him huwting shadow. yell at man and make him weave housie. put shadow in go-go wheels and leave in dark scawwy pwace.”
>”mawtini wuv shadow. give good hugs!”
>you lay down next to shadow and give him huggies. shadow is still sad.
>you’re so happy though! you got to go outside and you met new friends and now you have someone to cuddle with!
>best day EVER!