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- Taking Ralsei to a fancy Italian restaurant for what is supposed to be a romantic date!
- Sitting across from Ralsei at a gorgeous candlelit table, while smooth jazz plays quietly in the background!
- A nicely-dressed waiter stopping by your table and asking what "the two gentlemen shall have tonight"!
- Ralsei immediately beaming and announcing "PASKETTI!"
- Explaining to the waiter that what your date wants is the spaghetti marinara!
- You, on the other hand, ordering a lovely steak and some fine wine!
- Trying to make conversation with Ralsei while the two of you wait for your meal!
- Ralsei mostly ignoring you in favor of kicking his legs and singing "pasketti pasketti pasketti" over and over again!
- Your food arriving shortly thereafter, Ralsei making an OwO face as the waiter sets his spaghetti in front of him!
- Ralsei immediately digging his fingers into the mound of spaghetti and forcing it down his throat before you even begin cutting your steak!
- Ralsei getting absolutely filthy as he eats with his fingers, marinara sauce dripping down and staining practically every inch of his fur!
- Ralsei making sickening slurping sounds the whole time as he chews with his mouth wide open!
- You noticing people staring!
- Trying to calm Ralsei down and reel the date back in with pleasant conversation, only for Ralsei to belch loudly then accidentally spill your glass of wine all over the table!
- The waiter reappearing with some napkins and starting to clean up Ralsei's mess!
- Ralsei loudly referring to the waiter as "pasketti man" as he asks for a "pasketti refill"!
- The waiter finishing cleaning up after Ralsei, only for Ralsei to immediately knock his tomato sauce-smeared plate onto the ground, shattering it into a million pieces!
- The two of you finally being kicked out of the restaurant by management, all while Ralsei sobs loudly that he never got his pasketti refill!
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