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  1. [06:38] <rascalywabit> You think you can run imp who reminds me of all the lonely birthdays I've ever had? Fuck you and your couch! I run over with my move action and the pick him up because grappling is awesome.
  2. [06:39] <DM> roll d20+8
  3. [06:39] <`DICE> 1,15DM rolled1,15 d20+8 12,15[ 1d20=18 ]4,15{26}
  4. [06:39] <rascalywabit> (damn)
  5. [06:40] <DM> The pinata imp doesn't even have a chance, and you easily pick it up. It kicks its pathetic little legs and colorful paper goes flying.
  6. [06:40] <rascalywabit> TIME TO OVERDO IT
  7. [06:41] <rascalywabit> I body slam the thing, wanting to make it die painfully
  8. 03[06:41] * rascalywabit2 (rascalywab@ip65-44-114-182.z114-44-65.customer.algx.net) has joined #rpgstuck_wabit
  9. [06:42] <DM> roll d20+3
  10. [06:42] <`DICE> 1,15DM rolled1,15 d20+3 12,15[ 1d20=10 ]4,15{13}
  11. [06:42] <DM> roll d6+3
  12. [06:42] <`DICE> 1,15DM rolled1,15 d6+3 12,15[ 1d6=6 ]4,15{9}
  13. [06:42] <DM> roll d8
  14. [06:42] <`DICE> 1,15DM rolled1,15 d8 12,15[ 1d8=5 ]4,15{5}
  15. 02[06:43] * rascalywabit2 (rascalywab@ip65-44-114-182.z114-44-65.customer.algx.net) Quit (Client Quit)
  16. 02[06:43] * rascalywabit (rascalywab@250.sub-70-209-205.myvzw.com) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  17. 03[06:43] * rascalywabit (rascalywab@134.sub-70-211-7.myvzw.com) has joined #rpgstuck_wabit
  18. 03[06:43] * rascalywabit2 (rascalywab@ip65-44-114-182.z114-44-65.customer.algx.net) has joined #rpgstuck_wabit
  19. [06:44] <rascalywabit2> What did I miss
  20. [06:45] <DM> The pinata imp explodes underneath you. Literally, it explodes, and sends you flying backwards and simultaneously scatters 18 pieces of build grist and 15 pieces of shale all around you. You take 5 points of damage from the blast.
  21. [06:45] <rascalywabit2> Jesus fucking christ!
  22. [06:45] <rascalywabit2> Pinata's don't usually have explosives in them do they?
  23. [06:46] <rascalywabit2> Humans are wierd
  24. [06:46] <rascalywabit2> Huh, well that was my turn.
  25. [06:46] <rascalywabit2> I get up probably.
  26. [06:47] <DM> The remaining imp left standing, the other fish imp, watches this quietly. Suddenly it lets out a battle cry the likes of which you've never heard, shouting "BE HAPPPPPYYYY" as it charges at you for an attack to avenge its fallen comrade
  27. [06:47] <DM> roll d20-1
  28. [06:47] <`DICE> 1,15DM rolled1,15 d20-1 12,15[ 1d20=15 ]4,15{14}
  29. [06:47] <DM> roll d4-1
  30. [06:47] <`DICE> 1,15DM rolled1,15 d4-1 12,15[ 1d4=1 ]4,15{0}
  31. [06:48] <DM> The imp lightly paps your swole arm.
  32. [06:48] <rascalywabit2> Aw.
  33. [06:49] <DM> The other two imps use their entire turn disentangling themselves from each other and getting back up. The other fish imp helps the stormtrooper get is helmet back on the right way around.
  34. 02[06:50] * rascalywabit (rascalywab@134.sub-70-211-7.myvzw.com) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  35. 02[06:50] * rascalywabit2 (rascalywab@ip65-44-114-182.z114-44-65.customer.algx.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  36. 03[06:50] * rascalywabit2 (rascalywab@ip65-44-114-182.z114-44-65.customer.algx.net) has joined #rpgstuck_wabit
  37. [06:51] <rascalywabit2> I decide that this is a mechanic that I definitely want to expoit
  38. [06:51] <rascalywabit2> If I just throw imps at other imps we can make this into a fucked up version of bowling.
  39. [06:52] <rascalywabit2> It makes sense to me in any case. I chuck the fish imp next to me at the two weirdos assuming of course that the rolls go according to plan
  40. [06:52] <DM> roll d20+8
  41. [06:52] <`DICE> 1,15DM rolled1,15 d20+8 12,15[ 1d20=6 ]4,15{14}
  42. [06:54] <DM> roll d20+1
  43. [06:54] <`DICE> 1,15DM rolled1,15 d20+1 12,15[ 1d20=19 ]4,15{20}
  44. [06:54] <DM> roll d6+1
  45. [06:54] <`DICE> 1,15DM rolled1,15 d6+1 12,15[ 1d6=1 ]4,15{2}
  46. [06:56] <DM> The fish imp hits the stormtrooper just as he had gotten himself resituated, sending them both toppling to the ground and causing the other fish imp to jump in surprise.
  47. [06:57] <DM> roll d20-1
  48. [06:57] <`DICE> 1,15DM rolled1,15 d20-1 12,15[ 1d20=13 ]4,15{12}
  49. [06:58] <rascalywabit2> ac is 12
  50. [06:58] <DM> The other fish runs at you in an attempt to take a swipe at you, but falls over Ray's body instead.
  51. [06:59] <rascalywabit2> This is freaking funny
  52. [06:59] <rascalywabit2> Almost making up for losing that dress from Ray.
  53. [06:59] <rascalywabit2> So wait, what is up with Ray?
  54. [06:59] <rascalywabit2> I look at him for the first time.
  55. [07:00] <DM> The Ray on the ground is not moving, and is contorted in a strange way. You can't tell if he's even breathing.
  56. [07:01] <rascalywabit2> Oh well that's kinda weird.
  57. [07:01] <rascalywabit2> Anyway I make use of my clam slams and walk over to the only Fish that even presents a challenge to me.
  58. [07:01] <rascalywabit2> roll 1d20+3
  59. [07:01] <`DICE> 1,15rascalywabit2 rolled1,15 1d20+3 12,15[ 1d20=5 ]4,15{8}
  60. [07:02] <DM> The fish rolls away frantically, flopping about on the ground away from you and out of reach
  61. [07:03] <rascalywabit2> Since that failed
  62. [07:03] <rascalywabit2> I try again
  63. [07:03] <DM> roll d20+3
  64. [07:03] <`DICE> 1,15DM rolled1,15 d20+3 12,15[ 1d20=13 ]4,15{16}
  65. [07:03] <DM> roll d6+3
  66. [07:03] <`DICE> 1,15DM rolled1,15 d6+3 12,15[ 1d6=3 ]4,15{6}
  67. [07:04] <DM> roll d4
  68. [07:04] <`DICE> 1,15DM rolled1,15 d4 12,15[ 1d4=2 ]4,15{2}
  69. [07:04] <rascalywabit2> FUCK you imp
  70. [07:06] <DM> You slam your fist into the fish imps back and it pops into 19 more pieces of build grist and 6 pieces of shale. You're really making bank off these things.
  71. [07:06] <rascalywabit2> Wonderful
  72. [07:07] <DM> The stormtrooper and other fish finally get themselves off of the ground again, very unhappy.
  73. [07:09] <rascalywabit2> In any case, I'm not sure you guys can do anything about it
  74. [07:09] <rascalywabit2> I've roflstomped this entire group without being touched.
  75. [07:09] <rascalywabit2> I walk over making more use of my AMAZING WEAPON to attack the remaining fish imp.
  76. [07:10] <DM> roll d20+3
  77. [07:10] <`DICE> 1,15DM rolled1,15 d20+3 12,15[ 1d20=16 ]4,15{19}
  78. [07:10] <DM> roll d6+3
  79. [07:10] <`DICE> 1,15DM rolled1,15 d6+3 12,15[ 1d6=6 ]4,15{9}
  80. [07:10] <DM> roll d4
  81. [07:10] <`DICE> 1,15DM rolled1,15 d4 12,15[ 1d4=3 ]4,15{3}
  82. [07:11] <DM> You sucker punch the fish imp and it goes flying before popping into another 16 build grist, leaving just the Stormtrooper left to oppose you
  83. [07:12] <DM> roll d20-1
  84. [07:12] <`DICE> 1,15DM rolled1,15 d20-1 12,15[ 1d20=19 ]4,15{18}
  85. [07:12] <DM> roll d6-1
  86. [07:12] <`DICE> 1,15DM rolled1,15 d6-1 12,15[ 1d6=5 ]4,15{4}
  87. [07:12] <DM> The fish imp spins and swings at you, finally landing a hit on your leg.
  88. [07:13] <rascalywabit2> I respond in turn, hissing at him. I almost had a perfect game! You ass! DOUBLE PUNCH BITCH
  89. [07:13] <DM> roll 2#d20+3
  90. [07:13] <`DICE> 1,15DM rolled1,15 2#d20+3 12,15[ 1d20=5 ]4,15{8}, 12,15[ 1d20=8 ]4,15{11}
  91. [07:14] <DM> roll d6+3
  92. [07:14] <`DICE> 1,15DM rolled1,15 d6+3 12,15[ 1d6=3 ]4,15{6}
  93. [07:14] <DM> roll d4
  94. [07:14] <`DICE> 1,15DM rolled1,15 d4 12,15[ 1d4=2 ]4,15{2}
  95. [07:17] <DM> You punch the stormtrooper and it pops into 12 more pieces of build grist. You are literally swimming in grist.
  96. [07:21] <rascalywabit> I look around, making sure that all the bodies were looted and accounted for. I want my grist.
  97. [07:23] <rascalywabit> Afterwards
  98. [07:23] <rascalywabit> I check Ray.
  99. [07:24] <DM> Looking at Ray, you can see dried tear tracks on his face and his lips are blue. He... Really doesn't look like he's breathing.
  100. [07:24] <rascalywabit> Tears?
  101. [07:24] <rascalywabit> That's uh.
  102. [07:24] <rascalywabit> A little dark.
  103. [07:24] <rascalywabit> What the hell happened to him?
  104. [07:25] <rascalywabit> I check him to see if he is breathing
  105. [07:25] <DM> He is very much not breathing and is a bit cold to the touch.
  106. [07:25] <rascalywabit> I captchalogue him.
  107. [07:26] <DM> This time, your sylladex allows you to captchalogue him.
  108. [07:26] <rascalywabit> So people have to be dead to captchalogue them? Thats fucking awful.
  109. [07:26] <rascalywabit> I take his card out and check the back for a code.
  110. [07:27] <DM> The code is N1k3
  111. [07:27] <rascalywabit> Four...
  112. [07:27] <rascalywabit> Thats an odd breach of conduct.
  113. [07:27] <rascalywabit> Well not like it matters I don't plan on making more dead Ray's
  114. [07:27] <rascalywabit> Dead Ray's are the enemy.
  115. [07:28] <rascalywabit> I go back to my body and see what she's accomplished in this time frame.
  116. [07:30] <DM> The sleeping you is propped up against the wall, face down int he dirt.
  117. [07:31] <DM> The skirt is apparently rigid enough that you get to keep your dignity.
  118. [07:31] <rascalywabit> I try one last time to wake her up. If this doesn't work I will probably go along with plan B. Real Flelst kisses Dream Flelst after propping herself against the wall and cleaning her mouth. Fortunately, she is now desensitized to the idea.
  119. [07:38] <rascalywabit> And then for something, completely different.
  120. [07:40] <rascalywabit> It is a weird feeling, regaining consciousness to being kissed. Flelst2 isn't quite aware whats going on but she knows that she tried kissing herself and then all the sudden a split occured. She isn't sure how to explain it. Flelst2 opens her eyes to see herself and oh boy this is going to get confusing awful quick.
  121. [07:40] <rascalywabit> At least she knows what it feels like now, Alex was very correct in flailing wildly
  122. [07:41] <rascalywabit> Which is what Flelst2 does.
  123. [07:41] <rascalywabit> roll 1d20+3
  124. [07:41] <`DICE> 1,15rascalywabit rolled1,15 1d20+3 12,15[ 1d20=15 ]4,15{18}
  125. [07:42] <DM> roll d4+3
  126. [07:42] <`DICE> 1,15DM rolled1,15 d4+3 12,15[ 1d4=3 ]4,15{6}
  127. [07:42] <rascalywabit> She flails indiscriminately, completely taken aback by this event that she herself conspired. She punches the Original Flelst and she gets shoved back.
  128. [07:42] <rascalywabit> Oh dear christ. Flelst stares at Flelst.
  129. [07:43] <rascalywabit> They both look at eachother and are entirely confused as to what to make happen next.
  130. [07:44] <rascalywabit> They both eventually wave at each-other shyly at the exact same time.
  131. [07:45] <rascalywabit> "Nice - Gloves/Dress"
  132. [07:45] <rascalywabit> Oh boy
  133. [07:47] <rascalywabit> "Okay that's enough."
  134. [07:47] <rascalywabit> Flelst1 says, having much more experience being awake.
  135. [07:49] <DM> You both stare at each other, and wonder about your life.
  136. [07:50] <rascalywabit> "I.." They both say
  137. [07:52] <rascalywabit> They proceed to have a conversation
  138. [07:52] <rascalywabit> This conversation will remain irrelevant until it suddenly becomes so.
  139. [07:53] <rascalywabit> For all intents and purposes though, they have a plan now.
  140. [07:53] <rascalywabit> Flelst 1 and 2 go back inside, and then 1 drops Ray out of her sylladex in order to loot his things.
  141. [07:54] <DM> Flelst 1 finds that Ray only had a pork bun in his cards for some reason, and most of them are blank. He doesn't even have a weapon to go with his batkind strife specibus.
  142. [07:55] <rascalywabit> Shit. Fucker must have dropped his ring at some point.
  143. [07:55] <DM> Oh, and also, the ring
  144. [07:55] <DM> The ring is there and totally wasn't forgotten about
  145. [07:55] <rascalywabit> I see.
  146. [07:55] <`DICE> (hey don't forget my drugs)
  147. [07:55] <rascalywabit> I'm onto you metaphysical voice in my head.
  148. [07:55] <DM> (wtf you have drugs)
  149. [07:56] <DM> (oh right, the drugs)
  150. [07:56] <rascalywabit> (lmao)
  151. [07:56] <rascalywabit> Apparently my first search was me just being blind.
  152. [07:56] <rascalywabit> I look again
  153. [07:56] <DM> You also locate a card of caffeine pills. ( `dice i have no idea if there are more drugs)
  154. [07:57] <rascalywabit> I take all of his cards.
  155. [07:58] <rascalywabit> By now, Flelst is a walking fortress of cards with any number of items on them.
  156. [07:58] <rascalywabit> Both Flelsts drop their entire inventories to see what all they have amassed.
  157. [07:58] <rascalywabit> So let's see.
  158. [08:00] <rascalywabit> Like 20 cards worth of Diamonds, A purple sheet. A Pork Bun, Drugs, Horse Ring, All the random shit that Flelst 1 had so that I could get my items out should I require too. My MYSTERIOUS AMULET that I keep around my neck, my TWO EQUALLY MYSTERIOUS RINGS that i always have on me. My Computer glasses, my clam slams and...
  159. [08:01] <DM> More types of drugs from Ray. two little dropper bottles, one labled LGD-4033 and the other Tianeptine.
  160. [08:02] <rascalywabit> All in all, a ridiculous amount of stuff.
  161. [08:02] <rascalywabit> I'm loaded.
  162. [08:02] <DM> And of course you can't forget the Shine Like a Diamond that Flelst2 is wearing.
  163. [08:03] <rascalywabit> Of course not.
  164. [08:03] <rascalywabit> I probably have a bunch more stuff.
  165. [08:03] <rascalywabit> But I can't be bothered to Remember.
  166. [08:04] <rascalywabit> Experimentally, Flelst2 takes the code from her Dress and tries to combine it with the Horse Ring.
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