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- 7:54 Nina doesn't know why she wanted to play this again...
- 8:26 Not-robo-rooster (one for the blessed laugh compilation)
- 9:17 "I'm just like Santa, I'm always watching..."
- 9:24 - 10:17 Nina wants to earn her elite gamer badge
- 12:59 & 13:06 More blessed Nina laughter
- 15:00 A little shimmy for the shoulder dance compilation
- 17:53 A shimmy
- 18:20 shimmy
- 18:33 oompa-loompa-doompity-doo...
- 20:34 Nina puts it on Easy mode. That'll help, right?
- 21:20 shimmy
- 22:01 laugh
- 22:17 - 22:36 This is going to be a painful 3 hours...
- 22:28 [Timone]: "It starts..."
- 23:20 laugh
- 23:59 "So far I haven't been hit..."
- 24:24 - 24:26 Nina defeats the first boss in 1 hit
- 24:54 "Time to get stuck here for 5 hours"
- 25:20 "Take a drink every time Nina game overs"
- 25:36 - 26:40 First attempt at the ostrich part
- 27:00 - 27:15 Attempt #2
- 27:24 - 27:37 Nina drowns in acid
- 28:07 - 28:31 Attempt #3, Success!
- 28:25 Nina doesn't remember getting past here...
- 28:52 - 30:06 "Simba, not swimba"
- 30:11 - 30:25 "Here we go again"
- 31:54 - 33:30 "Stop judging me, Rafiki"
- 34:35 "We have eight lives to waste on this part"
- 35:04 - 36:18 C O O L (Nina makes it across the river)
- 36:28 36:34 "I have to go here now...Ohhhohohooo..."
- 36:47-37:38 "Why did he go backwards?"
- 37:40-37:53 "Simba isn't listening to me, he's a bad kitty"
- 38:50 - 39:03 -_-
- 39:24 -39:41 "How the heck am I supposed to..." *sploosh*
- 39:55 *sploosh*
- 40:00 - 41:15 More death
- 41:28 [Timone]: "It starts.." Again...
- 41:54 - 42:05 Nina's "Meatball" impression
- 43:08 - 43:14 "Meatball" impression #2
- 43:49 "Here we go again, everyone. I'm still on the first five minutes of the game"
- 44:13 *immediately dies*
- 45:39 - 46:00 Ostrich section #2 (Death)
- 46:20 "Is this the hardest part of the game or is there more?"
- 46:24 "Ah..."
- 46:36 "Ah!"
- 46:54 "Nooo!"
- 47:17 "Bad kitty!"
- 47:28 *sploosh*
- 48:05 - 48:37 Ostrich section #2 again (more death)
- 48:59 "That was just a beginner's mistake"
- 49:06 - 49:32 "I could have just ducked...good job."
- 49:43 *sploosh*
- 49:54 *sploosh*
- 50:10 *sploosh*
- 50:17 "Ah, suffering. We have not even seen the worst that this game has to offer."
- 50:21 "Ah!"
- 50:32 *sploosh*
- 50:37 "I may as well sudoku"
- 51:24 - 51:41 Ostrich section #1 repeat death
- 52:58 *sploosh*
- 53:21 *sploosh*
- 53:30 *sploosh*
- 53:41 *sploosh*
- 53:48 - 55:08 Nina explains how she played house using Mario Kart battle mode with her friends (this is just cute)
- 55:22 *sploosh*
- 55:41 *sploosh*
- 55:52 *sploosh*
- 56:09 *sploosh*
- 57:10 Ostrich section #1 repeat repeat death
- 58:18 *sploosh*
- 59:20 *sploosh*
- 59:32 *sploosh*
- 1:00:49 - 1:01:12 Nina defeats the ostrich section
- 1:02:53 - 1:03:09 "How the f-...heck?" MONKEY PUZZLE TIME (maybe put fast-forward segment here?)
- 1:04:17 - 1:04:30 C O O L
- 1:05:43 "Follow the arrow..."
- 1:09:29 C O O L
- 1:10:14 Nina escapes Monkey Hell
- 1:10:29 - 1:10:38 Bug Hunt 1
- 1:10:40 - 1:10:53 Nina is welcomed by Hyenas
- 1:11:09 - "We're in the Bone Zone!"
- 1:11:19 C O O L
- 1:11:43 Death by Hyena
- 1:12:43 Death by gravity
- 1:13:22 Vulture triggers Nina's PTSD
- 1:13:38 Death by falling bone
- 1:14:24 - 1:14:54 "Speedrun it!"
- 1:15:10 Nina gets edge guarded
- 1:15:20 - 1:16:06 Nina first-tries the guyser
- 1:16:30 - 1:16-40 "Ah!" Death
- 1:16:47 - 1:17:49 Nina sings while she speedruns
- 1:17:50 - 1:18:04 THE STAMPEDE begins
- 1:18:14 "There's rocks now, too!"
- 1:18:24 "Question mark!"
- 1:18:28 - 1:18:37 "Too many rocks and too many gnus!"
- 1:18:38 Trampled
- 1:19:51 - 1:20:18 "This reminds me of Dark Souls music!"
- 1:20:27 "Ah! Wait, did I jump over him? No...I didnt."
- 1:21:38 "Ah! Ah! Ah!"
- 1:21:53 - 1:22:00 *singing* "ah! ah! ah!"
- 1:22:35 - 1:22:56 "Ahhh! Please end it already!" Death
- 1:23:12 *sing*
- 1:24:00 - 1:24:11 "Ah! Nah! Nah!" Death
- 1:24:35 "Ow!"
- 1:25:12 Death
- 1:26:31 Nina escapes the stampede
- 1:26:45 "Meow!"
- 1:27:42 - 1:27:56 "Indiana Jones, I see"
- 1:27:58 - 1:28:07 "This entire playthrough is an 'ah!' compilation in the making, isn't it?"
- 1:28:16 - 1:28:29 "Rocks! Stop killing me rocks!"
- 1:28:46 - 1:28:58 "How am I supposed to roar and avoid the rock at the same time?"
- 1:29:15 - 1:29:40 "C'mon, get up there!" "Game, have mercy on poor Nina!"
- 1:30:28 "Ow!"
- 1:30:36 - 1:30:44 Roaring doesn't work...
- 1:30:48 - 1:31:02 "This is starting to feel like a Dark Souls game..."
- 1:31:08 - 1:31:16 "Ahhhhh...."
- 1:33:40 - 1:33:48 Nina learns how to roll
- 1:34:05 - 1:34:19 "Get up there Simba" Death
- 1:35:05 - 1:35:18 "Oh, I made it!" Death
- 1:35:20 - 1:35:34 "Why increase Agility when I can put everything into Resistance, so I can resist this game and turn it off"
- 1:35:39 - 1:35:49 "Everything's out to kill me!"
- 1:36:11 - 1:36:27 Porcupines immune to roars
- 1:37:12 - 1:37:35 "Into the spikes!"
- 1:37:54 - 1:38:06 Nina flips a porcupine onto herself
- 1:38:18 - 1:38:30 "Ow! and Ah!: The Game"
- 1:38:33 - 1:38:40 +1 to Ah! Counter
- 1:38:46 - 1:38:58 "I feel like this is so unfair..."
- 1:39:12 - 1:39:25 Rock'd
- 1:40:21 - 1:40:29 "Let this be the end...oh no"
- 1:40:40 - 1:40:49 Teleporting rock
- 1:41:56 - 1:42:12 "This is our last life, guys. We have to restart the whole game!"
- 1:42:30 - 1:42:42 "If you ever come back, we'll kill ya!"
- 1:42:55 - 1:43:10 "I'm getting spit at! Could you not? Oh, I'm dying...C O O L"
- 1:43:14 - 1:43:26 Nina is scared by a spider
- 1:43:44 - 1:44:10 "If I die, do I have to start over?" (Yes)
- 1:44:23 - 1:44:46 *Hakuna Matatas sadly in Dutch*
- 1:52:23 C O O L
- 1:54:07 "Five stages of grief, here we go!"
- 1:55:11 - 1:55:25 Bug Hunt "Well, I died"
- 2:02:53 - 2:03:06 "C'mon, jump! Jump, you little...cat!"
- 2:04:35 - 2:04:48 Nina wiggles to the music
- 2:06:01 - 2:06:08 More wiggles
- 2:06:19 - 2:06:29 *Hakuna Matatas in Dutch*
- 2:07:30 - 2:07:41 More Dutch singing
- 2:07:47 - 2:07:57 Even more
- 2:08:00 - 2:08:37 Spiders and frogs
- 2:12:12 "Cool indeed, thank you"
- 2:13:41 - 2:12:53 Nina's first encounter with LOGS
- 2:15:48 - 2:16:09 "Attempt number...how many are we at?" "See you back at level 2? No, don't say that!"
- 2:17:31 - 2:17:45 First continue
- 2:22:27 - 2:22:47 Second continue
- 2:27:33 - 2:27:47 Nina finds the shortcut
- 2:28:38 - 2:28:50 Final continue
- 2:29:57 - 2:20:13 "Use the f-word?"
- 2:31:38 - 2:31:58 Humming and plaforming
- 2:32:34 - 2:32:50 End in sight, chokes
- 2:33:34 - 2:33:51 "Well, five years later...I'll be in a retirement home if I keep this up"
- 2:34:02 - 2:34:08 Nina contemplates going down
- 2:34:22 - 2:34:44 Nina almost dies in front of a checkpoint
- 2:35:14 - 2:35:28 ENTER D.K.
- 2:35:55 - 2:36:12 "Why is he bitch-slapping me?"
- 2:36:24 - 2:37:12 Nina doesn't realize she's in a boss arena
- 2:37:40 - 2:37:51 "Hey! I was nowhere near you monkey! Little asshole..."
- 2:38:14 - 2:38:31 "Stop spamming!"
- 2:39:41 - 2:40:04 Victory over Monke
- 2:40:09 - 2:40:21 "I went into puberty, yay! Hear my roar!"
- 2:40:30 - 2:40:38 "...only 3 lives left. I'm screwed, absolutely screwed"
- 2:41:19 - 2:41:29 Nina kills a "harmless" monkey
- 2:42:45 - 2:43:03 Nina gets bodied by respawning leopards
- 2:43:47 - 2:44:00 Nina makes it past them
- 2:44:33 - 2:44:46 "Oh, they throw rocks. I guess they are little shits."
- 2:44:55 - 2:45:09 "How do I wrestle them reliably?"
- 2:46:09 - 2:46:22 "Oh my god, they're so ferocious!"
- 2:47:01 - 2:47:27 "Let's see if that works...nope." "Whelp...back to the start."
- 2:47:32 - 2:47:40 "Ah this game was made by Virgin. I can tell."
- 2:48:41 - 2:48:48 "It starts, it never ends."
- 2:52:18 - 2:52:46 Nina aces the ostrich part (C O O L)
- 2:53:08 - 2:53:22 Smile if you are C O O L :)
- 2:54:42 - 2:54:52 - Bug Hunt!
- 2:55:08 C O O L
- 2:57:11 - 2:57:17 "Didn't die this time. Oop, never mind..."
- 3:02:01 - 3:02:11 The Nina who says "Nie!"
- 3:05:38 - 3:05:53 "Now we have to jump he-....ffffff"
- 3:06:21 - 3:06:30 "I have a good feeling for this run, though....maybe not."
- 3:07:30 - 3:07:37 "And then we C O O L. Yes, we are cool."
- 3:08:16 - 3:08:36 "Fool me three times, feel asahmed..."
- 3:10:05 - 3:10:46 Nina somehow jumps down the waterfall
- 3:11:41 - 3:11:54 "This is peak fun."
- 3:14:01 - 4:14:18 Nina makes it up the waterfall
- 3:14:28 C O O L
- 3:14:37 - 3:14:48 "I forgot about this guy..."
- 3:16:20 - 3:16:31 "Got edge-guarded by a coconut"
- 3:16:35 "Well, I have to redo the waterfall part."
- 3:17:56 - 3:18:35 Nina losing sanity
- 3:19:33 - 3:19:40 Nina makes it up again
- 3:22:18 - 3:22:40 Monke defeated again
- 3:23:04 - 3:23:17 Nina figures out how to beat the leopards
- 3:25:16 - 3:25:30 Too slow
- 3:25:58 - 3:26:20 Too weak
- 3:26:56 - 3:27:27 "Mmm. Hmm! Mmm! Look at those instantly respawning assholes."
- 3:27:34 - 3:27:40 "C'mere you little bitch"
- 3:27:50 - 3:28:01 "Oh my GOD. Are you for real?"
- 3:28:25 - 3:28:39 All smiles while smacking leopards
- 3:29:54 - 3:30:12 More leopard smacking
- 3:30:44 - 3:31:11 Bug Hunt!
- 3:31:12 BE PREPARED
- 3:31:32 Bats!
- 3:31:40 - 3:31:59 "Ahh my favorite...bats. And hyenas."
- 3:32:28 - 3:32:43 "How Did That Hit Me: The Game"
- 3:33:14 - 3:33:27 Nina fails to speedrun
- 3:33:37 - 3:33:54 "Getting the fuuuck out of here~"
- 3:36:03 - 3:36:38 "I'm getting camped!"
- 3:37:00 - 3:37:07 "Ah! Ah!"
- 3:39:01 - 3:39:06 "Ahhhhahhhh!"
- 3:40:43 - 3:41:45 Nina tries for a 1UP
- 3:42:06 - 3:42:21 "Thanks for trying to make me feel better" *dies*
- 3:43:27 - 4:43:32 "Ahhahh!"
- 3:44:35 - 3:44:41 "Holy shit!"
- 3:46:23 "Ahhh, the drip!"
- 3:46:34 - 3:46:41 "Chilling is just a mentality."
- 3:48:26 - 3:48:36 "Impatient little boy...Ahhh!"
- 3:51:26 - 3:51:58 Nina doesn't have to eat her shoe, but dies anyway
- 3:52:51 - 3:52:58 "Bat's gonna hit me and kill me. Place your bets."
- 3:53:06 - 3:53:49 - "They don't give a shit about my little roar"
- 3:53:50 - 3:53:59 Last Continue
- 3:57:50 - 3:58:00 Bullshit drip death
- 3:58:16 - 3:58:25 *screaming internally*
- 4:00:23 - 4:00:40 "There's just no way that we can win~"
- 4:02:04 - 4:02:17 Nina decides to ragequit.
- 4:02:33 - 4:03:28 "Get into the fire, Simba!"
- 4:04:01 - 4:04:14 Nina goes hollow
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