Remember in 2015 mojang was actually thinking of adding feet to minecraft,
You wann, elaborate,
My cats are ignoring me so i’m resorting to lying for notes on a website,

Women be downloading p d fs,
And men, don’t,
No men can’t read,
I’m not sure what this says but i like the way the letters are shaped,

Really wish this wasn’t posted by a cannibalism fetish who named their kid dorito,
Oh no how dare people end up with weird kinks because of severe childhood emotional,
I cannot fricking believe this website is free,

Why aren’t flies attracted to dog feces anymore like they used to be years ago,
This is fricking me up because it almost feels true,
Dog crap just ain’t the same no more,

Why’d they d-sexy-code king neptune for the spongebob movie,
Show me a bigger downgrade,
Reverse himboification,

Not gonna lie i superliked you because you look a lot like my sim’s wife and i figured it was fate,
Man, no one has ever shot their shot like this before,

Balls, nips,
The 2 most important food groups,

Feel like jesus would be boring to talk to t b h, i’d be like, you like ninetendo, and he’d go i love bread with nothing on it,

Ancient greek guy, dreams,
Ancient greek, oh crap i’m an oracle, i’m a fricking oracle, oh crap i’m an oracle,

Info wars.com,
I’m laughing,
Dang, no wonder those frogs were gay,

Ferb wrote a song for 9/11, she wondered,
Yeah, apparently it holds a great deal of significance for him, phineas nodded, i think he was actually in one of the towers at the time, candance’s jaw dropped, a shocked expression coming over her face,
He was in the towers, and he survived, she gasped, phineas nodded,
This remains a fanfiction masterpiece in what not to write,

Jesus christ people,
I don’t mean to be a burden but imagine tigger from disney’s winnie the pooh bouncing on a big ole pair of nuts instead of his tail l o l,

She’s so lucky, she’s a star,
But she cry, cry, cries in her lonely heart, thinking,
If there’s nothing missing in my life then why do these tears come at night,

Anyone else got problems,
No you’re the only one,
Okay, sorry,

Car campus with just a hogwarts girl, living in a muggle world and blue lives matter window decals,
That’s j k rowling herself,

I literally cannot drink milk normally i gotta chug,
Whore,
Whore, 52,

Maybe i’m just tired and burned out and losing my mind but at this moment i believe doctor daisy is the greatest fictional character of all time,

Imagine your watching sex and the city and they’re at the coffee shop and they pan to all the girls individually and this is what they pan to for miranda would you even notice,

Me, i will make you a village, it will be great, you will be so proud of me i promise,
Villager, i just spawned in creative mode,

No cropped boomer meme will ever make me laugh harder than he just sold rice,
He just sold rice,
He just sold rice,

My own features and boy through someone else’s eyes,
I would like to see it,

And they say girls with brown hair can’t wear jeans, is my fave tweet of all time and if i ever post a pic on i g again i’m making this my caption,
L m a o and they say girls with dimples can’t be nurses,

Beautiful woman, nice camel toe, r i p 1943-2011,
One of the worst youtube comments i’ve seen in awhile,

17 actors you didn’t know were gay, number 8 will shock women,
Kings,
Love wins,

Twitter swifties be wildin,
I wanna kill myself,
Wait til lover drops please we can’t lose sales,

John harvey kellogg, our breakfast cereal will end masturbation on a national scale,
Modern cereal marketers,
O p wants to frick tony the tiger,
What about it, blurry,

So how’s the art coming along guys,

Who wants to join my gang we’re gonna go to theme parks and boardwalks but never before sundown,
Requirements,
Must be gay,
Must have no sense of fashion,
Must be alarmingly interested in vampires,

Pride flags for all the frogs that were turned gay by the chemicals in the water,

Freud, wanting to frick your mom is normal,
Freud’s mom,
Freud, wanting to kill your dad is normal,
Freud’s dad,

Things i want from frozen 2, elsa gets a girlfriend,
Things i’ll probably get from frozen 2, olaf gets a girlfriend who is clearly his girlfriend because she has two snowballs on her chest,
Good frozen 2 alternate ending, olaf gets a hunk boyfriend and guess where those two snowballs are,
Namek i have no constructive criticism i just have an aluminum bat,

A soon to be newlywed couple invited the queen to their wedding as a joke, she showed up,
Can you imagine this conversation though,
Queen, i’m going,
Chief of staff, but, your majesty, the security risks,
Queen, i’m going i want cake,
Chief of staff,
Queen,
Chief of staff,
Queen, i want cake,
Bride, eh, it’s fine, it’s not like the queen is coming,
Groom, totally,
Queen, heyooo,

Me at the store, do i want some snacks, nah its okay,
Me at home, past me was a fricking dumb as,

Norse mythology, right so the universe is all centered around this giant fricking interdimensional space tree, and earth is at one of its roots, and it grows up through all these other realms with like giants and crap in them, and the gods live in the two at the top,
Greek mythology, frick uhh the gods live on the hill right over there l o l,

It’s not forced diversity, people just exist,
Bullcrap,
People in the notes just can’t believe that people are real,

There are only two moods,
I want kiss, i want to dead,

If humans are supposed to be so evolved, how come your eyelashes fall into your eyes to periodically blind you,
This dude still got eyes,

Polls show that 34% of americans will vote for,
What polls, whomst is being polled, i have never once in my life been polled, what is the sample size, what is the sample demographic, is it really 34% of americans or is it 34% of americans who answer random numbers on their landline,
Poll this dong,

British people, none of you know how huge england is, it takes so long to get anywhere, it takes me 5 minutes to get to work everyday, i haven’t seen my wife and children in 30 years because it takes 10 whole minutes to drive to them,
The rest of the world,

Ice water is so fricking good,

Apple t v and disney plus are pushing me back to piracy, streaming almost made an honest woman out of me, but it’s time to sin,
They consider password sharing piracy,
Disney plus, netflix, and h b o max are joining forces to crack down on password sharing,
That’s cute, hikes skirt up a little higher, i’ll show you real piracy,

I have to find mew,
L o l try it you beach,

You like hockey right,
Yes,
Did you see bolbi stroganovsky’s goal last night against the ducks,
Yeah it was insane,
bolbi stroganovsky
Stop,

Whose side are you on,
Iron man, cap,
Beggars become more and more creative,

My friend has a bracelet that morphs from a cross to shrek,
Just like god intended,

Did i happen to mention that this is strip poker,
He’s back,

Me getting pulled over in the city, what seems to be the problem officer,
Cop, one of your tail lights was blinking,
Me, you mean my turn signal,
Cop, what the frick is that,

God’s only intention is making earth was this, humans and everything else was an accident,
This is god’s one and only vision,

Telling film majors that my favorite film is megamind,
Film majors, o p, film majors,

Rain be like,
Tkschdfkfdhschhvshchhkcxbo,

Hacker takes down 20% of the dark web in attack on child pornographers,
The attack targeted more than 10,000 dark web sites that were selling or sharing,
Holy crap,
A hero emerges,
You’re doing amazing sweetie,

This is the exact atmosphere emitted by every dollar tree store in every location across the country,

Me holding a meeting with myself whenever i have an argument with someone to make sure i’m handling it appropriately, apologizing for my actions, and ensuring that i don’t make the same mistakes again,

When is he going to take a sip from that cup,
Coffee is sipped at 59:35,

Anyway the best m/f friendship dynamic is and always will be,
Pure of heart, dumb of as,
Lesbian,
Ahoy,

Bye, ghosts,
I love you,
Me on november first,

Me, does anything,
The mean 15 year old girl who lives inside my brain,
Very cringey,

When you try to make plans with your friends and they say no,
Lady capulet, what, are you busy ho,

Is there anything cuter than a sleepy girl, i think not,
Two sleepy girls cuddledozing together,
I was a fool, an absolute buffoon, you are, of course, correct,