Aquaslash (2019) EN

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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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I want you so bad, baby.

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I can see that.

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Who's there?

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No one's here, baby.

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No one's here.

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No reason to stop
what you're doing.

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No, I don't like it.
I feel weird.

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All right, I got a super idea.

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It's gonna make you freak out.
Come on.

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Okay.

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Been saving this baby
for you, baby.

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Double trouble, lover.

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Yeah.

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What the fuck?

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Please, no!

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No! Please! Please!

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Hey, lovers,
I thought I told you

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not to fuck up my weekend
with your ugly-ass faces.

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Dude, we're not gonna
miss our own grad

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'cause you say so, dick.

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Nice guitar, man.

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Yo, I can't believe this.

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Our last weekend together,

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and I have to listen
to this shit?

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You guys know
you suck, right?

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Put the guitar down, Phil.

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Or what, man?

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Or nothing, man.

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Why do you have to be such
a fucking douche all the time?

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What'd you call me, Chip?

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It's Chad.
God, what did we ever do to you?

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Music sucks.

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Kick his ass!

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Yeah, kick his ass, Phil!

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Kick his ass!
Kick his ass, kick his ass!

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Pick on someone
your own size, Phil.

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There's nobody my size,
princess.

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Let him go, Phil,

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or I'll tell everyone
about your ugly,

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tiny, malformed,
wart-infested, limp dick.

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Oh, shit, is this thing on?

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Later, assholes.

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We did it, bitches!

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Valley Hills fuckin' High,
Class of 2018!

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All right, everyone, listen up.

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The grad committee,
headed by none other than moi,

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have worked hard to make this
a weekend to die for.

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Head right to the slides
or check out the motel.

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But don't forget.

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The bonfire starts at sundown,

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and we're getting live music
by The Blades!

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'80s style. Fuck yeah!

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Cringe!

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Remember...

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partying here's
a tradition since 1988.

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Can we not fuck it up
for the future alumni?

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It's all about
the three C's, people:

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courtesy, control and consent.

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All right, people,
let's get lit!

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- Whoo!
- Yeah!

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It's exactly what they said.
Six feet.

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Look at this.

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This is our big stage?

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Better than the stage
at your high school, I bet.

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Holy shit.
You scared me, dude.

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Just trying to be friendly.

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Welcome to Wet Valley
Water Park.

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I'm Conrad Carter.
I make everything work here.

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All by yourself?
How old are you, man?

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You wanna find out, kid?

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Hey, I hope you guys
aren't gonna be playing

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any of that electronic
dance shit tonight.

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Nah, we're gonna be playing
hits from the 1980s.

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Probably your favorite.

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Really? The '80s?

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I was here opening day,
summer of '84.

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This park used to be
something back then.

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Go!

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It was alive.

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Really?
That's not what I heard.

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Didn't people die here?
The Wet Valley Murders.

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Murder?

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Come on, kid.
Accidents happen, huh?

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Okay, so you're saying
nobody died?

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Dying and being murdered
are not the same thing

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is all I'm saying.

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- Dark, dude.
- Don't get me wrong.

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I'm riding high. This is
the best weekend of the year.

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Listen, you guys
need anything else,

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just give me a holler.

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Power's over there
by the machine room.

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And have a good show tonight.

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Keep your head on straight.

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Why?

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Well, once in a while,

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things can get a little bent
around here.

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Good morning, ladies!

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For the past 12 years,

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Wet Valley's Water Park
annual car wash

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has become a tradition.

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Each year, we raise
thousands of dollars

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and send two lucky graduates
to Europe.

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Who wants to go to Paris?

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Ooh! This car is so dirty.

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Let's get washing, ladies.

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Kim!

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Kim!

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Where's Kimberly?

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Tom, you should
be at the slides.

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- Don't tell me what to do. Kim!
- Stop!

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Where is she, Priscilla?

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Who knows, who cares?

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Get out.

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Whatever.

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Kim! Wow.

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So you did it.

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Did what?

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Graduate, moron.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah, barely.

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You still play?

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Yep, yep, still do.

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Obviously.

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So what you doing here?

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I mean, is your school
partying here too?

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Oh, no, I work here.

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Yeah, I didn't go
to another school

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when I ditched Valley Hills.

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It's just not really my thing
right now, you know?

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It's cool.

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I'm really glad to see you.
I missed the time...

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Missed what?

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Oh, Tommy, hey, this is Josh.

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He's an old friend from school.

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Tommy. I manage this place.

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You must be proud?

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Babe, I'm hungry.

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Dude, she's hot as fuck.

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Shut up, Slim.

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I think I'm hungry too.
You guys in, huh?

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Hey, Michael,
it's me your son.

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You know I'm graduating
today, right?

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Well, if you care to, you can
show up at school at one.

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Otherwise, I'll be at
the old Wet Valley Park

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for the weekend.

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I'm also playing music
tonight with The Blades.

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It'd be cool
if maybe you'd show up.

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Fuck you, Baywatch!

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Kim, I'm shutting it down.

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Two fuckers are coming down
with a bottle.

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What?

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You have to wear my glasses.

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Oh.

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Ooh.

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Who wouldn't want
a piece of that?

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Damn. Hot as fuck.
Who is she?

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Priscilla Wilkinson.

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Graduate class
of Valley Hills '92.

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So you guys went
to school together?

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Yo, shut the hell up, man.

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No, seriously, Phil.

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For how many years now
you've been trying to graduate?

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He can't count that high.

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- Yo.
- Fuck!

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There are no more teachers
to protect you, dick.

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When you least suspect it,
I'll be right behind you.

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Right where you like to be.

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Do you wanna die?

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- Fuck.
- Oh, my God.

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I heard she chooses
one guy every year.

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A guy? To do what?

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To fuck.

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Have sex, you idiot.

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What, you live under a rock?

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She's The End.

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The End?

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The tag in the second floor
bathroom, that's her?

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Yeah. The road to virginity
ends in The End.

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Oh, my God. No way.
You're still a virgin?

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Me? No way.

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Fuck, dude.

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Would a virgin do this?

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Hello?

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Hi, Michael.

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Just making sure
you're dying to see me.

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8:00 still good?

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- Yeah, definitely.
- Okay.

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Bye now.

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Bye.

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- Hello.
- Hey, it's me.

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Hey, baby.

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What are you girls doing?

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I'm almost done.

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I can't wait to see ya.

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Come play with me.

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- Mm, I miss ya.
- I know.

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Anyway, I'm running late.

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Some idiot cracked
his skull open,

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and there's blood everywhere.

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Shut up, guys!
I'm on the phone.

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I'm sorry, baby.

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Yeah, so I'm still busy, honey.

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I wanna be with you.

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Well, it's just gonna
have to wait a bit.

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I gotta run, baby.

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Love you, baby.

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- Bye.
- Bye.

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Let's party!

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Every fuckin' year,
Wilkinson.

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Yeah, yeah.
Thank you, Doctor.

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Okay, can you just get them
out of here, please?

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Oh, and I got some
free passes for Wet Valley.

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Brad, can you get back
up there, please?

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Hurry up, man.
How long is this gonna take?

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Hey, Paul, do you think
we should drain the pool?

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No, no, no, fuck no.
Do not drain the pool, okay?

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Just get it done.
Party on.

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Party on.

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Hey, Thomas.

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It's just Tommy.

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What do you want?
What was it... Chip?

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It's Chad.

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We can't figure out
the mixing board

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and speakers by the stage.

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I'm busy.
Conrad will help you dicks.

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He said you would.

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Something about the breakers
or... I don't know.

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Yeah, we need to do
a sound check like now.

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Come on, man,
just help us out.

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You have five minutes, assholes.

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I'll see you at the office.

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Josh, if Tommy sees you,
he'll kill us.

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Not if I kill him first.

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God, I missed you.

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Come, come.

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I'm sorry about everything.

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It's not your fault.
You know that, right?

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I'm sorry I scared you.
I didn't know where you were.

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God, what do you
see in him?

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I just wanna be with you.

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Finally! Ah!

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This looks
absolutely mediocre.

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Don't hover. Thank you,

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Thanks.

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Go away.

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You okay?

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Yeah, it's just, um...
the eyes.

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Oh. Don't be grossed out.
I don't believe in waste.

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Mmm!

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- I have to take this.
- Yeah, go ahead.

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Yeah.

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I'm in the middle of dinner.

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Oh, sure, okay, later.

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I've got a 35-year-old lobster
waiting for me.

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Your husband doesn't know
when he's got something good

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sitting right in front of him.

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No.

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But I do.

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Ah.

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I'd love to see
all these kids drown.

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Don't you hate
this fucking weekend,

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working overtime
for these dipshits?

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Are you getting paid overtime?

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None of your business,
old man.

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00:21:21,052 --> 00:21:22,754
Hey, Tommy.

266
00:21:23,588 --> 00:21:25,590
You seen Kim around?

267
00:21:25,623 --> 00:21:27,858
I always know where she is.

268
00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:31,362
Yeah, sure you do.

269
00:21:38,636 --> 00:21:40,837
- What?
- Down here.

270
00:21:45,343 --> 00:21:46,577
Shut up.

271
00:21:46,611 --> 00:21:48,313
I have a room.

272
00:21:48,346 --> 00:21:50,981
This is not the reunion
I was thinking about, you know.

273
00:21:51,015 --> 00:21:54,052
Your room's the first place
Tommy would look.

274
00:21:54,085 --> 00:21:58,389
Besides, I kinda like it here.
It's creepy.

275
00:21:58,423 --> 00:22:01,825
I missed you, Kim.
Did you miss me?

276
00:22:08,032 --> 00:22:11,202
Why did we break up again?

277
00:22:11,235 --> 00:22:14,938
I don't know,
and I don't care.

278
00:22:53,544 --> 00:22:55,313
Ah!

279
00:23:04,589 --> 00:23:06,691
Something good is coming.

280
00:23:06,724 --> 00:23:08,992
I can feel it.

281
00:23:09,026 --> 00:23:11,362
Something's coming down tonight.

282
00:23:14,031 --> 00:23:15,932
I found it.

283
00:23:15,966 --> 00:23:17,335
Okay, so what are
we celebrating?

284
00:23:17,368 --> 00:23:18,603
I don't know.

285
00:23:18,636 --> 00:23:20,971
Just look 'em.

286
00:23:21,005 --> 00:23:22,440
I miss that.

287
00:23:22,473 --> 00:23:24,342
I wanna be that age again.

288
00:23:24,375 --> 00:23:26,010
I am that age, dummy.

289
00:23:26,043 --> 00:23:27,612
Yeah? Come here.

290
00:23:33,484 --> 00:23:35,186
I have the stuff.

291
00:23:42,627 --> 00:23:44,495
Come and get it, boys!

292
00:23:44,529 --> 00:23:46,531
But first,
you gotta hunt for it.

293
00:23:46,564 --> 00:23:48,499
All right, you pill-popping,
dick-sucking,

294
00:23:48,533 --> 00:23:51,135
punch-drunk
graduates of 2018!

295
00:23:51,169 --> 00:23:53,504
Before you head down
to your bonfire,

296
00:23:53,538 --> 00:23:56,541
I got a little surprise
for y'all.

297
00:23:59,343 --> 00:24:01,512
Ooh, Mr. Wilkinson!

298
00:24:25,203 --> 00:24:26,204
See you later.

299
00:24:27,205 --> 00:24:29,140
He's fucked, man.

300
00:24:29,173 --> 00:24:31,476
Just wait. Something's
gonna happen to him.

301
00:24:31,509 --> 00:24:34,445
Yo, you sliding
with those assholes?

302
00:24:34,479 --> 00:24:37,348
No, man, I was going
for that wet look.

303
00:24:37,381 --> 00:24:39,717
Totally '80s, right?
Radical.

304
00:24:39,750 --> 00:24:42,286
Dude, you tapped that?

305
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:44,522
Tommy's gonna
fucking kill you, man.

306
00:24:45,823 --> 00:24:47,692
He's not gonna know,
right, Slim?

307
00:24:47,725 --> 00:24:49,160
Yeah.

308
00:24:51,562 --> 00:24:54,699
All right, lovers
and fucking losers!

309
00:24:54,732 --> 00:24:57,502
Give it up for The Blades!
Totally fucking '80s!

310
00:25:11,716 --> 00:25:14,752
♪ I wear my sunglasses
at night ♪

311
00:25:14,785 --> 00:25:17,822
♪ So I can, so I can

312
00:25:17,855 --> 00:25:21,692
♪ Watch you weave then
breathe your story lines ♪

313
00:25:24,362 --> 00:25:28,099
♪ And I wear my sunglasses
at night ♪

314
00:25:28,132 --> 00:25:30,801
♪ So I can, so I can

315
00:25:30,835 --> 00:25:35,373
♪ Keep track of the vision
in my eyes ♪

316
00:25:36,807 --> 00:25:40,811
♪ While she's deceiving me

317
00:25:40,845 --> 00:25:43,414
♪ It cuts my security

318
00:25:43,447 --> 00:25:47,084
♪ Has she got control of me

319
00:25:47,118 --> 00:25:50,388
♪ I turn to her and say

320
00:25:50,421 --> 00:25:53,124
♪ Don't switch the blade
on the guy in shades ♪

321
00:25:53,157 --> 00:25:54,592
♪ Oh, no

322
00:25:56,427 --> 00:25:57,762
Where were you?

323
00:25:57,795 --> 00:26:01,198
Night sliding
like everyone else.

324
00:26:01,232 --> 00:26:03,534
♪ I can't believe it

325
00:26:03,568 --> 00:26:05,736
♪ 'Cause you've got it made
with the guy in shades ♪

326
00:26:05,770 --> 00:26:07,705
♪ Oh, no

327
00:26:10,174 --> 00:26:13,544
♪ And I wear my sunglasses
at night ♪

328
00:26:13,578 --> 00:26:16,247
♪ So I can, so I can

329
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:19,817
♪ Forget my name
while you collect your claim ♪

330
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:26,490
♪ And I wear my sunglasses
at night ♪

331
00:26:26,524 --> 00:26:28,359
♪ I wear my sunglasses
at night ♪

332
00:26:28,392 --> 00:26:30,728
What a fuckin' surprise.
He's terrible.

333
00:26:30,761 --> 00:26:32,730
Yeah, he sucks.

334
00:26:35,933 --> 00:26:39,437
♪ And I wear my sunglasses
at night ♪

335
00:26:39,470 --> 00:26:42,473
♪ I wear my sunglasses
at night ♪

336
00:26:42,506 --> 00:26:46,444
♪ I wear my sunglasses
at night ♪

337
00:26:49,313 --> 00:26:52,450
♪ I wear my sunglasses
at night ♪

338
00:26:52,483 --> 00:26:55,519
♪ I wear my sunglasses
at night ♪

339
00:26:55,553 --> 00:26:57,688
♪ I wear my sunglasses
at night ♪

340
00:26:57,722 --> 00:26:59,890
Josh! Run, Josh!

341
00:27:08,466 --> 00:27:09,867
What the fuck, man?

342
00:27:11,369 --> 00:27:12,503
Stay down!

343
00:27:17,875 --> 00:27:20,344
Fight, fight,
fight, fight, fight.

344
00:27:20,378 --> 00:27:23,748
Fight, fight, fight,
fight, fight, fight, fight.

345
00:27:25,449 --> 00:27:27,785
Any of you fuckers
wanna do something?

346
00:27:31,689 --> 00:27:34,759
Tommy, what's the matter
with you? He's just a kid!

347
00:27:36,894 --> 00:27:39,263
Okay, that's it, you're fired.
Get out of here.

348
00:27:39,296 --> 00:27:41,265
You're all dead!

349
00:27:43,734 --> 00:27:45,536
- No.
- Get up!

350
00:27:47,371 --> 00:27:49,540
What the hell is wrong
with your people?

351
00:27:49,573 --> 00:27:52,243
Listen, did you see "babysitter"
on my forehead tonight?

352
00:27:52,276 --> 00:27:55,446
Okay, this is your party.
You gotta take care of it, baby.

353
00:27:55,479 --> 00:27:57,515
Okay? I'm gonna be busy
the whole night.

354
00:27:57,548 --> 00:27:59,784
Yeah, I can see that.

355
00:27:59,817 --> 00:28:01,752
Priss, baby.

356
00:28:01,786 --> 00:28:03,888
Go to hell.

357
00:28:03,921 --> 00:28:06,223
What? Come on.
What's your problem?

358
00:28:06,257 --> 00:28:10,494
Come on, it's not like you're
having a good time tonight.

359
00:28:11,862 --> 00:28:13,698
Fuck you, Paul!

360
00:28:16,034 --> 00:28:17,468
Fuck all of you!

361
00:28:19,837 --> 00:28:22,973
Hey, I'm sorry about everything.

362
00:28:24,709 --> 00:28:27,478
Can I help you with anything?

363
00:28:38,956 --> 00:28:40,324
Hold him.

364
00:28:40,357 --> 00:28:41,959
What are you doing?

365
00:28:41,992 --> 00:28:43,928
Just go.

366
00:28:43,961 --> 00:28:45,830
Fun night, huh?

367
00:28:45,863 --> 00:28:48,899
So you wanna tell me what
the fuck you were thinking?

368
00:28:48,933 --> 00:28:52,503
That I needed a shower.

369
00:28:52,536 --> 00:28:54,305
You know there's rules, eh?

370
00:28:54,338 --> 00:28:56,041
Like if a girl has
a psycho boyfriend,

371
00:28:56,074 --> 00:28:58,043
you shouldn't be
fuckin' around with her.

372
00:28:58,076 --> 00:28:59,376
I could take him.

373
00:28:59,410 --> 00:29:01,979
You're built like a Swiffer.

374
00:29:03,414 --> 00:29:04,615
Hello, Chaz.

375
00:29:04,648 --> 00:29:06,550
It's Chad.

376
00:29:06,584 --> 00:29:08,285
Dude, I got your back, eh.

377
00:29:08,319 --> 00:29:10,921
No, it's good.
You can go. I'll see you.

378
00:29:10,955 --> 00:29:13,257
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

379
00:29:16,094 --> 00:29:18,063
I have nothing to say to you.

380
00:29:18,096 --> 00:29:19,997
I'm sorry.
I just couldn't watch

381
00:29:20,031 --> 00:29:21,832
the shit get kicked
out of you like that.

382
00:29:21,866 --> 00:29:24,401
Oh, yeah? So you just leave
and hide in the bushes? Wow.

383
00:29:24,435 --> 00:29:27,605
Please. I lay one finger
on one of these freaks

384
00:29:27,638 --> 00:29:29,373
and bang, lawsuit.

385
00:29:29,406 --> 00:29:31,509
You know how expensive
these things can get.

386
00:29:31,542 --> 00:29:33,878
Look, not everything's
about your money.

387
00:29:33,911 --> 00:29:35,746
Josh, you are so wrong.

388
00:29:35,780 --> 00:29:38,916
Everything is about my money.

389
00:29:38,949 --> 00:29:40,518
Not for me.

390
00:29:40,551 --> 00:29:41,752
You hurt?

391
00:29:41,786 --> 00:29:43,654
Are you blind?

392
00:29:43,687 --> 00:29:45,489
I'm just trying to be a...

393
00:29:45,523 --> 00:29:46,857
To be a dad?
Yeah, not happening.

394
00:29:46,891 --> 00:29:48,659
Why are you here anyway?

395
00:29:48,692 --> 00:29:50,728
I got your message.

396
00:29:50,761 --> 00:29:52,763
I wanted to see you perform.

397
00:29:52,797 --> 00:29:54,498
That's bullshit.

398
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,369
You like this place?

399
00:29:58,402 --> 00:30:00,371
Yeah, why?

400
00:30:00,404 --> 00:30:02,373
You want it?

401
00:30:02,406 --> 00:30:05,476
How'd you like to own it?

402
00:30:05,509 --> 00:30:06,877
Fuck you.

403
00:30:06,911 --> 00:30:08,579
You can't buy me off
like everyone else.

404
00:30:08,612 --> 00:30:10,514
I've already started
negotiations.

405
00:30:10,548 --> 00:30:12,516
That Wilkinson prick
is dumber than he looks.

406
00:30:12,550 --> 00:30:14,752
And that squeeze of his?

407
00:30:14,785 --> 00:30:17,022
Mm-mm. Very tasty, Josh.

408
00:30:20,691 --> 00:30:23,094
- Nosy bitches.
- Are we done?

409
00:30:23,128 --> 00:30:25,563
Go home, Michael.
I don't need you.

410
00:30:27,132 --> 00:30:28,799
Get off me!

411
00:30:37,708 --> 00:30:39,443
Paul, something's going on.

412
00:30:39,476 --> 00:30:40,845
You're high, baby.

413
00:30:40,878 --> 00:30:42,746
Okay, just forget
about Priscilla.

414
00:30:42,780 --> 00:30:45,482
She's just jealous
that my piece of ass

415
00:30:45,516 --> 00:30:47,551
is younger and hotter
than her piece of ass.

416
00:30:47,585 --> 00:30:49,420
Are you selling the park?

417
00:30:49,453 --> 00:30:51,789
Hmm? No. Why?

418
00:30:51,822 --> 00:30:54,892
Oh, my God.
You're lying to me.

419
00:30:54,925 --> 00:30:56,660
You're a bad fucking liar, Paul.

420
00:30:56,694 --> 00:30:59,763
No, no, no,
I am a good liar, I swear.

421
00:30:59,797 --> 00:31:02,399
I mean, why would I
sell the park?

422
00:31:02,433 --> 00:31:06,004
I mean, maybe I could cash in
if it burned down or something.

423
00:31:06,037 --> 00:31:09,406
You're fucking selling
and cutting me out.

424
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:11,076
Fuck, is that it?

425
00:31:11,109 --> 00:31:12,977
That's what you were
talking about in the van!

426
00:31:13,011 --> 00:31:14,979
Come on, cutting you out?

427
00:31:15,013 --> 00:31:16,914
You're not even in!

428
00:31:16,947 --> 00:31:20,085
Look, I just met you, okay?
I'm not selling the park.

429
00:31:20,118 --> 00:31:22,519
- The park's all I got.
- Just met?

430
00:31:22,553 --> 00:31:24,089
We've been seeing each other
once a week

431
00:31:24,122 --> 00:31:26,091
for three fucking months,
you asshole.

432
00:31:26,124 --> 00:31:27,992
Just... You know what?
Come here and have a shot.

433
00:31:28,026 --> 00:31:30,694
You're just tripping
way too hard.

434
00:31:33,231 --> 00:31:35,100
Fucking good!
Get so drunk you vomit.

435
00:31:35,133 --> 00:31:37,434
I hope you choke on it.

436
00:31:37,468 --> 00:31:39,503
I'm sorry!
Hey, let's just...

437
00:31:39,536 --> 00:31:41,538
Let's start a family.

438
00:31:53,751 --> 00:31:55,452
What the fuck?

439
00:31:57,855 --> 00:32:00,025
What the fuck.

440
00:32:01,259 --> 00:32:02,526
Yeah?

441
00:32:06,197 --> 00:32:07,431
Hey.

442
00:32:08,599 --> 00:32:09,600
Hey.

443
00:32:13,871 --> 00:32:16,840
You're Josh's friend, right?
Chud?

444
00:32:16,874 --> 00:32:19,177
I'm that memorable, huh?

445
00:32:19,210 --> 00:32:21,478
We went to school together.

446
00:32:22,746 --> 00:32:24,982
I blocked out
most of my time there

447
00:32:25,016 --> 00:32:26,951
after what happened.

448
00:32:26,984 --> 00:32:30,621
Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.

449
00:32:30,654 --> 00:32:32,157
Um...

450
00:32:32,190 --> 00:32:34,858
I'm happy you're still here.

451
00:32:34,892 --> 00:32:36,760
Where's Josh?

452
00:32:36,794 --> 00:32:38,796
Thought he was with you.

453
00:32:46,971 --> 00:32:49,840
- Fuck.
- Thank God you're okay.

454
00:32:49,873 --> 00:32:51,209
What's going on?

455
00:32:51,242 --> 00:32:54,145
Nothing. I was looking
everywhere for you.

456
00:32:54,179 --> 00:32:55,646
Yeah, me too.

457
00:32:55,679 --> 00:32:57,915
Scared he was about to hurt you.

458
00:32:57,948 --> 00:32:59,717
Fucking gonna kill this guy.

459
00:32:59,750 --> 00:33:02,720
What happened with your dad?
What the fuck is he doing here?

460
00:33:02,753 --> 00:33:06,490
He wants something,
and I don't know what or why.

461
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,696
You guys are so fucked.

462
00:33:18,269 --> 00:33:19,903
Hey, guys, uh...

463
00:33:21,306 --> 00:33:23,507
Get your own room.

464
00:33:24,708 --> 00:33:26,977
Come on, let's go for a walk.

465
00:34:25,236 --> 00:34:26,371
God!

466
00:34:26,404 --> 00:34:28,073
You scared me.

467
00:34:28,106 --> 00:34:30,341
Hey, what are you doing?

468
00:34:30,375 --> 00:34:33,344
This isn't funny.
Stop it!

469
00:34:35,146 --> 00:34:36,680
You crazy?!

470
00:34:36,713 --> 00:34:38,916
Okay, okay!
I'll do whatever you want.

471
00:34:38,949 --> 00:34:41,152
Anything you want!
I'll give you whatever you want.

472
00:34:41,186 --> 00:34:42,953
What do you want?
What do you want?

473
00:35:18,789 --> 00:35:19,823
Fuck.

474
00:35:34,872 --> 00:35:36,840
Hey, I don't know why
you're not picking up,

475
00:35:36,874 --> 00:35:39,910
but I swear to God
if you're fucking that piece...

476
00:35:47,152 --> 00:35:50,021
I'm sorry, babe.
It's just that...

477
00:35:51,889 --> 00:35:55,093
I don't know
why I get this way.

478
00:35:55,126 --> 00:35:57,195
I just wanna talk.

479
00:35:57,228 --> 00:36:00,031
Just please call me back.

480
00:36:00,064 --> 00:36:01,698
Just call...

481
00:36:01,732 --> 00:36:04,735
Just call me back, Kim.
I just wanna talk.

482
00:36:06,471 --> 00:36:07,704
What the fuck?

483
00:36:07,738 --> 00:36:09,007
Rise and shine, sweetheart.

484
00:36:13,077 --> 00:36:14,179
Ssssss!

485
00:36:18,849 --> 00:36:20,884
What are you doing?

486
00:36:24,255 --> 00:36:26,124
Get the fuck out of my car.

487
00:36:26,157 --> 00:36:29,027
You know you're only
hurting yourself, Tommy.

488
00:36:29,060 --> 00:36:31,262
Oh, you're a psychiatrist now?

489
00:36:31,296 --> 00:36:33,964
She doesn't love you.
Let her go.

490
00:36:33,997 --> 00:36:35,333
What do you know about anything?

491
00:36:35,366 --> 00:36:36,434
Forget her.

492
00:36:36,467 --> 00:36:38,936
She's just a distraction.

493
00:36:41,439 --> 00:36:43,874
Everything was fine.

494
00:36:43,907 --> 00:36:46,010
I hate those fuckin' schoolboys.

495
00:36:46,044 --> 00:36:48,246
Yeah, well,
they aren't the problem.

496
00:36:48,279 --> 00:36:50,415
Dude, you make no sense.

497
00:36:50,448 --> 00:36:51,516
Don't I?

498
00:36:52,950 --> 00:36:54,385
You're such a fuckin' creep.

499
00:36:56,020 --> 00:36:57,422
I'm not the creep.

500
00:36:58,922 --> 00:37:01,758
Get the hell out of my car.

501
00:37:01,792 --> 00:37:03,528
Leave me alone.

502
00:37:03,561 --> 00:37:06,097
Well, you're already
alone, Tommy.

503
00:37:07,432 --> 00:37:08,799
Have a good one.

504
00:37:36,060 --> 00:37:38,129
Mom, it hurts.

505
00:37:39,597 --> 00:37:41,165
I paid for a full day,

506
00:37:41,199 --> 00:37:43,468
we're getting that full day.

507
00:37:44,535 --> 00:37:46,937
Mom, it's gonna get soaked.

508
00:37:49,307 --> 00:37:51,842
Here. Cover it up.

509
00:37:59,550 --> 00:38:01,252
Okay, now go for a ride.

510
00:38:01,286 --> 00:38:03,254
The more slides you come down,
cheaper it is per run.

511
00:38:03,288 --> 00:38:04,422
Let's go.

512
00:38:30,548 --> 00:38:32,250
Mom, look.

513
00:38:53,504 --> 00:38:54,639
Priscilla!

514
00:38:54,672 --> 00:38:57,008
I don't wanna talk to you.

515
00:38:57,041 --> 00:38:59,010
Come on!

516
00:38:59,043 --> 00:39:01,379
Where'd you sleep anyway?
I missed you.

517
00:39:01,412 --> 00:39:03,281
You missed me?

518
00:39:03,314 --> 00:39:05,283
Yeah, it's a little late
for that, Paul!

519
00:39:05,316 --> 00:39:07,585
You have to care about somebody
to miss them.

520
00:39:08,586 --> 00:39:10,121
I love you.

521
00:39:11,522 --> 00:39:14,991
We're done, asshole.
I'm busy.

522
00:39:28,339 --> 00:39:30,241
Hey!

523
00:39:30,274 --> 00:39:32,410
Ready to get your ass kicked
in Sea Snake?

524
00:39:32,443 --> 00:39:33,511
Need that money.

525
00:39:33,544 --> 00:39:35,446
You wish. Where's your crew?

526
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:38,616
You and the fuckin' Blades
gonna get slaughtered.

527
00:39:40,084 --> 00:39:41,486
That's right, baby!

528
00:39:41,519 --> 00:39:43,421
Can I be attached
to your sexy ass snake?

529
00:39:43,454 --> 00:39:45,289
Eww, no.
You're just gonna weigh us down.

530
00:39:45,323 --> 00:39:46,591
More weight, more speed.

531
00:39:46,624 --> 00:39:48,626
Eww. Pass.

532
00:39:48,659 --> 00:39:51,562
Or...

533
00:39:51,596 --> 00:39:52,663
more speed?

534
00:39:52,697 --> 00:39:54,632
Fuck off.

535
00:39:54,665 --> 00:39:56,401
It's your loss.

536
00:39:56,434 --> 00:39:59,003
Anyways, you guys are
dead in the fuckin' water.

537
00:40:08,346 --> 00:40:11,048
Still hate those guys.

538
00:40:11,082 --> 00:40:12,316
A lot.

539
00:40:12,350 --> 00:40:13,684
Same.

540
00:41:38,836 --> 00:41:40,805
Thanks for giving me
a second chance.

541
00:41:40,838 --> 00:41:43,341
I was so messed up last night.

542
00:41:43,374 --> 00:41:44,642
Yeah, you were.

543
00:41:46,544 --> 00:41:49,080
Oh, I'm Slim, by the way.

544
00:41:49,113 --> 00:41:51,516
Yes. Yes, you are.

545
00:41:52,817 --> 00:41:55,152
Are you fucking kidding me?

546
00:41:55,186 --> 00:41:56,554
Getting an eyeful, asshole?

547
00:41:56,587 --> 00:41:59,790
Hey, kid!
Fuckin' get out of here!

548
00:41:59,824 --> 00:42:01,559
I'm so sorry, dude.

549
00:42:01,592 --> 00:42:03,327
Don't speak to me.

550
00:42:03,361 --> 00:42:05,229
What are you doing?

551
00:42:05,263 --> 00:42:07,532
I'm doing whatever I want, Paul.

552
00:42:07,565 --> 00:42:09,567
Why don't you go cry
to your little student?

553
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:10,835
I don't think
I like you anymore.

554
00:42:10,868 --> 00:42:13,538
Really? So why are you
spying on me?

555
00:42:13,571 --> 00:42:15,406
Spying? You think I'm spying?

556
00:42:15,439 --> 00:42:17,174
I can't find Brad or Cindy
anywhere.

557
00:42:17,208 --> 00:42:18,476
They're missing.

558
00:42:18,509 --> 00:42:21,078
I need my staff now.

559
00:42:21,112 --> 00:42:22,813
God, you're messed up.

560
00:42:22,847 --> 00:42:24,615
They're smart, Paul.

561
00:42:24,649 --> 00:42:26,117
And they probably
hightailed it out of here

562
00:42:26,150 --> 00:42:27,151
to get away from you.

563
00:42:27,184 --> 00:42:28,486
And I'm next.

564
00:42:28,519 --> 00:42:30,621
Thanks for nothing.

565
00:42:30,655 --> 00:42:32,723
What were you doing with
that business guy anyway?

566
00:42:32,757 --> 00:42:35,526
What business is that of yours?

567
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:36,794
He got in touch with me.

568
00:42:36,827 --> 00:42:38,496
Good for you.

569
00:42:38,529 --> 00:42:39,797
Okay, you know what?

570
00:42:39,830 --> 00:42:41,299
Just finish
with your little boy-toy,

571
00:42:41,332 --> 00:42:42,767
put your pants back on,

572
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:44,468
and please get back
to the slides.

573
00:42:44,502 --> 00:42:46,837
You still work here.

574
00:42:46,871 --> 00:42:48,773
- Loser!
- Cunt!

575
00:43:05,890 --> 00:43:08,225
Hey, winner,
want some coke?

576
00:43:12,797 --> 00:43:14,298
This is soap, man.

577
00:43:14,332 --> 00:43:16,567
Fifty bucks.
Only two left.

578
00:43:16,601 --> 00:43:18,703
Don't want it? Fuck you.

579
00:43:19,704 --> 00:43:20,771
There you are, babe.

580
00:43:20,805 --> 00:43:22,740
- A little bump?
- Whatever.

581
00:43:23,908 --> 00:43:25,543
Three, two, one.

582
00:43:32,316 --> 00:43:33,818
- Thanks.
- That's the spirit.

583
00:43:33,851 --> 00:43:36,721
So I'll see you later
for round two?

584
00:43:36,754 --> 00:43:38,255
All right.

585
00:43:49,433 --> 00:43:52,403
Okay, bitches,
where's my fuckin' team?

586
00:43:54,305 --> 00:43:55,673
Okay!

587
00:43:55,706 --> 00:43:58,509
Valley Hills High,
how we doing this morning?

588
00:43:58,542 --> 00:43:59,877
We good?

589
00:43:59,910 --> 00:44:01,946
Give me some noise!
All right.

590
00:44:01,979 --> 00:44:04,915
You guys ready for
the Sea Snake?

591
00:44:04,949 --> 00:44:06,183
You guys ready
for the Sea Snake?

592
00:44:06,217 --> 00:44:08,452
- Yeah!
- All right, good, good.

593
00:44:08,486 --> 00:44:11,355
We gotta get you signed up,
so come on down.

594
00:44:13,624 --> 00:44:15,826
Hey, fucktard!

595
00:44:15,860 --> 00:44:18,262
We've been practicing our moves.

596
00:44:18,295 --> 00:44:19,830
You wanna see
what you've been missing?

597
00:44:19,864 --> 00:44:21,766
Yeah, show us what you can do.

598
00:44:30,941 --> 00:44:32,877
Is that all you can do?
You look like a worm.

599
00:44:34,812 --> 00:44:37,515
What are you dicks laughing at?
Think you can do better?

600
00:44:37,548 --> 00:44:38,916
Yeah, we can.

601
00:44:45,489 --> 00:44:47,825
Yeah, okay, guys, that's good.

602
00:44:47,858 --> 00:44:50,695
But just, please,
keep it for the slides, okay?

603
00:44:50,728 --> 00:44:52,930
Has anyone seen Brad and Cindy?

604
00:44:52,963 --> 00:44:56,267
Anyone? Has anyone seen
Brad and Cindy?

605
00:44:56,300 --> 00:44:58,903
No one has seen your fuckin'
lifeguards, dude. Get over it.

606
00:45:00,371 --> 00:45:01,872
Burt Cocaine is here.

607
00:45:01,906 --> 00:45:03,441
That's quite the shiner, kid.

608
00:45:05,309 --> 00:45:07,012
If I see your bass player
here again,

609
00:45:07,045 --> 00:45:08,345
I'm gonna chop
his fuckin' head off.

610
00:45:08,379 --> 00:45:09,880
You're sure about that?

611
00:45:11,716 --> 00:45:14,752
Are we ready for Team Blades?
You're in the next heat.

612
00:45:14,785 --> 00:45:16,921
Let's get this show
on the road, guys.

613
00:45:29,467 --> 00:45:32,737
Hey, Kim,
you wanna join our team?

614
00:45:32,770 --> 00:45:35,506
I can't. I'm working.

615
00:45:35,539 --> 00:45:37,541
Actually, maybe I should.

616
00:45:37,575 --> 00:45:38,776
I'm all alone.

617
00:45:38,809 --> 00:45:41,245
Do you wanna be on my team?

618
00:45:43,681 --> 00:45:45,816
Josh, finally!

619
00:45:45,850 --> 00:45:47,585
Have you seen Slim?

620
00:45:47,618 --> 00:45:51,555
No, but we can't miss you, dude.
What you up to exactly?

621
00:45:51,589 --> 00:45:54,059
Put these on,
and the 500 bucks is ours.

622
00:45:54,092 --> 00:45:56,660
What? Do you want me
to get beat up again?

623
00:45:56,694 --> 00:45:58,462
What's wrong with you?
Fuck this.

624
00:45:58,496 --> 00:45:59,797
Come on.

625
00:45:59,830 --> 00:46:03,300
These are Olympic-grade.
Fast as fuck.

626
00:46:05,770 --> 00:46:07,304
All registered teams

627
00:46:07,338 --> 00:46:10,708
should go to top of the slide
right now.

628
00:46:10,741 --> 00:46:14,345
What are you doing here?
I said you were fired.

629
00:46:14,378 --> 00:46:15,780
I'm not here as
your employee, bitch.

630
00:46:19,950 --> 00:46:24,855
I'm here as you customer,
and I wanna race now.

631
00:46:24,889 --> 00:46:26,557
I need to be here.

632
00:46:26,590 --> 00:46:28,359
Okay, this is for the graduates.

633
00:46:28,392 --> 00:46:30,327
Show me the fuckin' rule book.

634
00:46:30,361 --> 00:46:31,862
If you don't leave,
I'm gonna call the cops.

635
00:46:31,896 --> 00:46:33,864
Okay, hold on a second.
No one's calling the cops.

636
00:46:33,898 --> 00:46:34,965
Okay, just be cool.

637
00:46:34,999 --> 00:46:36,901
You're dead.

638
00:46:36,934 --> 00:46:38,536
No, you're dead.

639
00:46:45,776 --> 00:46:47,711
Nobody wants you here.

640
00:46:50,948 --> 00:46:52,850
You get out of my park.

641
00:47:00,858 --> 00:47:03,828
Hey, Ms. Wilkinson,
where's Slim?

642
00:47:03,861 --> 00:47:06,831
It's Priscilla!

643
00:47:06,864 --> 00:47:09,900
And... I haven't
seen him in a while,

644
00:47:09,934 --> 00:47:12,636
but please tell him
I had a great time.

645
00:47:12,670 --> 00:47:15,106
Really?

646
00:47:15,140 --> 00:47:16,874
No way!

647
00:47:16,907 --> 00:47:18,843
That's awesome.

648
00:47:20,778 --> 00:47:22,613
Come on, Priss.

649
00:47:22,646 --> 00:47:25,083
Priss, we gotta go up now.

650
00:47:25,116 --> 00:47:27,785
You really thought this
through, Paul.

651
00:47:27,818 --> 00:47:29,820
You and me together up there?

652
00:47:29,854 --> 00:47:31,689
Great.

653
00:47:31,722 --> 00:47:33,490
Kim, hold the fort.

654
00:47:40,598 --> 00:47:42,833
Fuck the fort.
We need you.

655
00:47:42,867 --> 00:47:45,402
Let's do this.

656
00:47:45,436 --> 00:47:47,404
No, I don't think
that's a good idea.

657
00:47:47,438 --> 00:47:49,773
No, he's right.
Let's go fuck 'em up.

658
00:47:49,807 --> 00:47:52,776
Come on, let's go.

659
00:47:52,810 --> 00:47:55,046
Yeah, let's go fuck 'em up!

660
00:48:20,171 --> 00:48:21,538
Jesus.

661
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:37,655
Forgot how high it is
up here.

662
00:48:37,688 --> 00:48:40,524
I have no intention
of making small talk.

663
00:48:40,557 --> 00:48:42,493
Stop the race!

664
00:48:42,526 --> 00:48:44,595
We got this, man.
We got this for sure.

665
00:48:45,930 --> 00:48:47,165
Let me through.

666
00:48:47,198 --> 00:48:49,067
Gotta stop the race.
Stop the race!

667
00:48:49,100 --> 00:48:50,701
Hey, we told you
to get out of here, asshole.

668
00:48:50,734 --> 00:48:52,203
Don't worry, babe,
I got you.

669
00:48:52,237 --> 00:48:53,570
Stop the race!
Let me through.

670
00:48:53,604 --> 00:48:54,805
Thanks, man.

671
00:48:54,838 --> 00:48:56,607
You've had enough
for one weekend.

672
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:58,043
He's fuckin' crazy.

673
00:48:58,076 --> 00:49:01,079
- Are you high?
- Oh, yes.

674
00:49:01,112 --> 00:49:04,515
- Don't go up. Just don't go up.
- Shut up!

675
00:49:14,825 --> 00:49:16,760
All right,
ladies and gentle-germ!

676
00:49:16,794 --> 00:49:20,231
Since Brad and Cindy
are nowhere to be found,

677
00:49:20,265 --> 00:49:21,966
my wife Priscilla and I

678
00:49:21,999 --> 00:49:24,102
have decided to put aside
our differences

679
00:49:24,135 --> 00:49:27,838
to emcee and lifeguard
your favorite event.

680
00:49:27,871 --> 00:49:29,840
We don't care.

681
00:49:30,941 --> 00:49:33,244
Let me remind you of the rules.

682
00:49:33,278 --> 00:49:35,646
On three identical slides,

683
00:49:35,679 --> 00:49:39,616
teams of three members
race against the clock.

684
00:49:39,650 --> 00:49:41,785
Fastest team wins $500.

685
00:49:41,819 --> 00:49:45,256
But remember,
this is the Sea Snake race,

686
00:49:45,290 --> 00:49:48,926
which means you have to
hold on to your teammates.

687
00:49:48,959 --> 00:49:52,763
Keep your arms and legs
inside the slides at all time.

688
00:49:52,796 --> 00:49:54,932
Anyone seen trying
to pull themselves

689
00:49:54,965 --> 00:49:57,235
to the edge of the slide
will be disqualified.

690
00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:03,907
And our charming Conrad
has agreed

691
00:50:03,941 --> 00:50:06,177
to come out of
lifeguard retirement

692
00:50:06,211 --> 00:50:09,280
and will keep track
of the teams below.

693
00:50:09,314 --> 00:50:11,648
Are we ready to do this, guys?

694
00:50:11,682 --> 00:50:13,218
All right!

695
00:50:13,251 --> 00:50:14,918
It is my pleasure to announce

696
00:50:14,952 --> 00:50:17,921
that the 15th annual
Sea Snake competition

697
00:50:17,955 --> 00:50:19,324
is now open!

698
00:50:21,092 --> 00:50:23,061
Whoo!

699
00:50:24,095 --> 00:50:26,630
Good luck, snake racers!

700
00:50:26,663 --> 00:50:28,632
Wet Valley rocks!

701
00:50:28,665 --> 00:50:30,068
Yeah!

702
00:50:42,380 --> 00:50:44,648
All right, girls,
let's go down this slide.

703
00:50:47,152 --> 00:50:49,287
You know what?
Let's go down this one.

704
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:51,189
It looks faster.

705
00:50:51,222 --> 00:50:53,657
Actually, I think that one's
shorter, Alice.

706
00:50:53,690 --> 00:50:56,560
Okay. You guys can go there.

707
00:51:01,832 --> 00:51:04,035
Hey, slow down, girl, okay?
Who's the boss here?

708
00:51:04,069 --> 00:51:06,637
Shut up, Paul. We could've had
two races by now.

709
00:51:06,670 --> 00:51:07,671
Come on, girls.

710
00:51:09,973 --> 00:51:12,609
All right, Blades,
line up here.

711
00:51:12,643 --> 00:51:15,246
Hey, where's your bass player?

712
00:51:17,048 --> 00:51:18,349
I don't know.

713
00:51:19,917 --> 00:51:21,819
All right, emos, goths,

714
00:51:21,852 --> 00:51:23,154
or whatever the fuck
they call you,

715
00:51:23,188 --> 00:51:24,955
before you kill yourselves,

716
00:51:24,988 --> 00:51:28,159
please can you just
line up over there?

717
00:51:31,829 --> 00:51:34,765
Kim, you're not supposed
to up here.

718
00:51:34,798 --> 00:51:36,800
I'll go back to the table
as soon as I'm down there.

719
00:51:36,834 --> 00:51:38,369
I just wanna help out the team.

720
00:51:41,439 --> 00:51:43,041
Whoo!

721
00:51:45,443 --> 00:51:47,878
Okay, Conrad,
we're finally ready up here.

722
00:51:47,911 --> 00:51:49,380
Are you ready down there?

723
00:51:49,414 --> 00:51:51,682
All good, senorita.

724
00:51:52,983 --> 00:51:54,285
Good luck, everybody!

725
00:51:54,319 --> 00:51:57,021
All right, let's do this!

726
00:51:57,055 --> 00:51:59,224
Three, two, one!

727
00:51:59,257 --> 00:52:01,025
Stop the race! Stop the race!

728
00:52:01,059 --> 00:52:02,659
There's a hole in the slides.
Look what I found.

729
00:52:02,693 --> 00:52:04,162
- Look at this.
- Tommy, what are you doing?

730
00:52:04,195 --> 00:52:05,296
Get back to your team.

731
00:52:05,330 --> 00:52:06,431
I don't want a team!

732
00:52:06,464 --> 00:52:07,664
Look, don't go down.

733
00:52:07,698 --> 00:52:09,833
The slides are gonna collapse.

734
00:52:09,867 --> 00:52:11,202
Yeah, it looks real dangerous.

735
00:52:11,236 --> 00:52:13,770
Guys, let's get into
positions, please!

736
00:52:13,804 --> 00:52:14,838
Kimberly, please don't go down.

737
00:52:14,872 --> 00:52:16,141
Stop trying to control me.

738
00:52:16,174 --> 00:52:17,875
Dude, get the fuck away from us.

739
00:52:17,908 --> 00:52:20,345
Paul, you need to listen to me.
People are gonna die.

740
00:52:20,378 --> 00:52:21,912
Okay, ease up
on the terror talk.

741
00:52:21,945 --> 00:52:23,181
You sound like Conrad, man.

742
00:52:23,214 --> 00:52:25,383
Something fucked up
is going down.

743
00:52:25,416 --> 00:52:26,750
Get off the platform!

744
00:52:26,783 --> 00:52:28,086
Look, don't you realize?

745
00:52:28,119 --> 00:52:30,787
It's 35 years this weekend.

746
00:52:30,821 --> 00:52:32,723
- 35 years since what?
- The murders.

747
00:52:32,756 --> 00:52:34,758
Fuck that!
We just wanna slide.

748
00:52:42,833 --> 00:52:44,068
Come on.

749
00:52:50,941 --> 00:52:51,909
Don't go!

750
00:53:16,201 --> 00:53:17,801
Okay, you guys are next.

751
00:53:17,834 --> 00:53:19,970
Don't listen to the psycho.

752
00:53:20,004 --> 00:53:22,407
You're gonna be sorry,
I promise you!

753
00:53:34,252 --> 00:53:36,054
Jeez!

754
00:53:37,255 --> 00:53:39,090
I wanna be on your team.

755
00:53:39,123 --> 00:53:41,159
What's up, girl?
What's your name?

756
00:53:41,192 --> 00:53:43,261
Get off the platform!
Don't go down!

757
00:53:43,294 --> 00:53:44,529
Hey, fuck you, dude.

758
00:53:44,562 --> 00:53:46,897
Fuck! Ah, fuck!

759
00:53:48,799 --> 00:53:50,001
Fuck!

760
00:53:54,405 --> 00:53:55,506
Whoo!

761
00:54:02,846 --> 00:54:04,881
Conrad, we all good down there?

762
00:54:05,882 --> 00:54:07,485
Houston, we have no problem

763
00:54:07,518 --> 00:54:09,220
because I'm in charge.

764
00:54:09,254 --> 00:54:11,322
I'm Conrad.

765
00:54:11,356 --> 00:54:13,091
Conrad's in charge.

766
00:54:13,124 --> 00:54:15,526
Large and in charge.

767
00:54:16,594 --> 00:54:18,296
Tell me when.

768
00:54:18,329 --> 00:54:20,331
We've got three more teams
ready to come down.

769
00:56:11,008 --> 00:56:13,444
Conrad, can we send
the next one's down?

770
00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:17,382
Conrad?

771
00:56:22,687 --> 00:56:25,089
Conrad, come in.

772
00:56:25,123 --> 00:56:27,158
Conrad, can we send
the next ones in?

773
00:56:42,073 --> 00:56:43,274
Oh, shit.

774
00:56:45,143 --> 00:56:46,611
No, no.

775
00:56:49,747 --> 00:56:51,115
Shit!

776
00:56:54,652 --> 00:56:55,653
Shit!

777
00:56:58,389 --> 00:57:00,258
Conrad?

778
00:57:24,615 --> 00:57:26,517
Hello? Hello?

779
00:57:26,551 --> 00:57:29,986
Hi. I'm calling from Wet Valley.
It's happening again.

780
00:57:32,123 --> 00:57:34,158
Oh, my God!

781
00:57:34,192 --> 00:57:36,294
There's blood everywhere!

782
00:57:36,327 --> 00:57:38,329
You need to come now!

783
00:57:57,582 --> 00:57:59,983
Wha... What the fuck?

784
00:58:08,693 --> 00:58:12,396
Paul, stop everything!
Pull the plug!

785
00:58:19,837 --> 00:58:21,272
Oh, no.

786
00:58:21,305 --> 00:58:23,441
No, no. This is...
This is too high.

787
00:58:23,474 --> 00:58:26,177
I'm... I'm not going.

788
00:58:26,210 --> 00:58:28,279
Why don't we complete
the teams, Paul?

789
00:58:28,312 --> 00:58:30,748
You against me.

790
00:58:30,781 --> 00:58:34,218
Uh, no, no.
I think we should stay here.

791
00:58:34,252 --> 00:58:38,055
We'll go down and come back up.
Come on, let's do it.

792
00:58:39,590 --> 00:58:42,093
They're ready, Paul.
Let's go, come on.

793
00:58:42,126 --> 00:58:44,061
Okay, fine,
if that's what you want.

794
00:58:44,095 --> 00:58:46,664
Let's fucking do this!

795
00:58:53,738 --> 00:58:56,107
Hi, mamacita.
Name is Big Phil.

796
00:58:56,140 --> 00:58:58,309
Oh, my, you are big.

797
00:58:58,342 --> 00:58:59,510
Okay, ready, boys?

798
00:58:59,544 --> 00:59:01,212
500 bucks.

799
00:59:02,813 --> 00:59:06,250
Enjoy the ride with
your little sluts, Paul.

800
00:59:07,485 --> 00:59:10,321
- Whoo!
- Come on!

801
00:59:10,354 --> 00:59:12,156
Whoo hoo hoo!

802
00:59:12,189 --> 00:59:13,324
Whoo!

803
00:59:34,178 --> 00:59:35,646
Hey!

804
00:59:39,483 --> 00:59:41,819
Don't let go!
Don't let go!

805
00:59:41,852 --> 00:59:43,387
What the fuck's going on?

806
00:59:43,421 --> 00:59:45,756
I'm gonna try
to pull you up, okay?

807
00:59:45,790 --> 00:59:47,858
There's bodies everywhere.

808
00:59:47,892 --> 00:59:49,493
There's something wrong
in the tunnel.

809
01:00:21,359 --> 01:00:23,327
Hey, kid!

810
01:00:23,361 --> 01:00:25,429
Hey, drummer boy!

811
01:00:25,463 --> 01:00:27,665
Turn off the water!

812
01:00:27,698 --> 01:00:30,301
Chuck, turn it off!

813
01:00:31,669 --> 01:00:33,537
It's Chad!

814
01:00:35,573 --> 01:00:38,709
Kim, over there!
Shut the water off!

815
01:01:12,510 --> 01:01:15,312
I can't make it up again!
Just get me out of here!

816
01:01:15,346 --> 01:01:16,914
Try to pull yourself
over the slide.

817
01:01:16,947 --> 01:01:18,916
Yeah, and fall to my death!

818
01:01:18,949 --> 01:01:20,551
- Just jump!
- I can't!

819
01:01:20,584 --> 01:01:23,354
Yes, you can! I got you!

820
01:01:23,387 --> 01:01:25,289
I got you.

821
01:01:25,322 --> 01:01:28,459
Tell your dad
to go fuck himself!

822
01:01:28,492 --> 01:01:29,994
I'm sorry, kid.

823
01:01:31,262 --> 01:01:32,229
No!

824
01:01:41,605 --> 01:01:43,474
Help!

825
01:01:56,954 --> 01:01:58,355
Hey!

826
01:01:59,957 --> 01:02:01,292
Stop it!

827
01:02:02,326 --> 01:02:03,427
Hey!

828
01:02:03,461 --> 01:02:05,362
No! Don't go down the slides!

829
01:02:05,396 --> 01:02:06,697
No! Get off!

830
01:02:06,731 --> 01:02:10,267
Why? We waited 20 minutes, man.
Fuck this.

831
01:02:10,301 --> 01:02:12,703
No, no, it's a bloodbath
down there! Don't go!

832
01:02:12,737 --> 01:02:15,706
Dude, you got issues, man.
You need help.

833
01:02:15,740 --> 01:02:17,274
No! No!

834
01:02:17,308 --> 01:02:19,610
- Whoo!
- No!

835
01:02:19,643 --> 01:02:22,513
Oh, my God!

836
01:02:28,352 --> 01:02:29,420
Stop!

837
01:02:32,356 --> 01:02:35,392
You can't go down!
Too dangerous!

838
01:02:35,426 --> 01:02:36,494
Stop!

839
01:02:37,995 --> 01:02:39,797
Hey!

840
01:02:39,830 --> 01:02:41,665
Hey! What are you...

841
01:03:05,023 --> 01:03:06,091
History repeats itself

842
01:03:06,124 --> 01:03:07,992
at Wet Valley Amusement Park

843
01:03:08,026 --> 01:03:10,661
as nine are confirmed dead
in an apparent murder-suicide.

844
01:03:10,694 --> 01:03:12,897
"Why?" is the question
on everyone's mind

845
01:03:12,930 --> 01:03:15,499
as authorities unveil
chilling details

846
01:03:15,533 --> 01:03:18,402
on the tragedy that took
the lives of several graduates

847
01:03:18,435 --> 01:03:20,071
of Valley Hills High School.

848
01:03:20,105 --> 01:03:22,339
More to come on real estate
mogul Michael Randall's

849
01:03:22,373 --> 01:03:25,309
tragic mental breakdown
at Wet Valley Water Park.

850
01:03:32,917 --> 01:03:35,986
Joshua, you have to understand

851
01:03:36,021 --> 01:03:40,125
your father left you
his entire estate.

852
01:03:40,158 --> 01:03:43,360
Oh, my God.

853
01:03:43,394 --> 01:03:46,630
Before the trust is transferred,
you have to authorize

854
01:03:46,664 --> 01:03:49,366
the last real estate transaction
that was left...

855
01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:52,736
well, that was left incomplete.

856
01:03:52,770 --> 01:03:54,105
Your father's...

857
01:03:54,139 --> 01:03:56,107
well, your company...

858
01:03:56,141 --> 01:03:57,875
is building a shopping complex

859
01:03:57,908 --> 01:04:00,778
right over
the Wet Valley Water Park.

860
01:04:11,422 --> 01:04:13,457
It is a sizable amount.

861
01:04:37,581 --> 01:04:39,084
I'm so sorry.

862
01:04:45,223 --> 01:04:47,858
This is not your fault.

863
01:04:47,892 --> 01:04:50,095
Okay? Don't ever forget that.

864
01:05:05,043 --> 01:05:06,610
Go!

865
01:05:13,251 --> 01:05:16,654
Everything
is about my money.

866
01:05:33,771 --> 01:05:35,006
Dad!

867
01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:36,674
Please!

868
01:05:36,707 --> 01:05:39,077
Help my dad!

869
01:05:39,110 --> 01:05:41,246
Please!

870
01:05:41,279 --> 01:05:43,214
Dad!

871
01:05:53,624 --> 01:05:55,093
Dad!

872
01:06:00,664 --> 01:06:02,067
Dad!

873
01:06:02,100 --> 01:06:03,600
Please!

874
01:06:03,634 --> 01:06:06,071
Help my dad!

875
01:06:06,104 --> 01:06:07,238
Please!

876
01:06:10,808 --> 01:06:12,277
You crazy?

877
01:06:12,310 --> 01:06:14,112
Okay, okay!
I'll do whatever you want!

878
01:06:14,145 --> 01:06:15,713
Anything you want!

879
01:06:15,746 --> 01:06:17,115
I'll give you
whatever you want!

880
01:06:17,148 --> 01:06:19,284
What do you want?
What do you want?

881
01:06:56,634 --> 01:07:01,634
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