Fluttershy In A Bag [Song Parody]

>Day I've Finally Snapped in Equestria.
>You are Anon.
>Currently carrying a large burlap sack across Canterlot gardens.
>Still can't believe they bought that bullshit you fed the guards about bringing fertilizer for the flowers.
>Thought that line up on the spot.
>The truth of the matter was that the contents of your bag were much more...exotic than that.
>Your inventory consisted of a single...yellow...winged... mare.
>One Fluttershy to be exact, at least that's what you think her name was.
>Being chained in a basement and fed nothing but mare juices and animal carcasses for an entire year tends to muddle one's memory.
>You vaguely remember the rare occasion where one of your friends would arrive at her door to ask if she'd seen you.
>Fools never even bothered checking her house, the element of kindness couldn't possibly have done such a thing.
>You spit on the ground and punch the bag once more for good measure.
>She really must have been delusional for her to think that you'd break and give in after only a mere year.
>Well you did break eventually, but not in the way she had hoped.
>Hoisting her uncomfortably onto your other shoulder, you reminisce about how she decided you'd "earned" the privilege of being unchained to eat "dinner" upstairs.
>She never even made it to the doorway...

>Stepping into the royal hedge maze, you start hearing illusions and promises of a better tomorrow, whispering in your mind like a sickly sweet fog.
>Unnecessary really, you already knew what you came for.
>Reaching the very center of the labyrinth, you see the prize you had in mind.
>Discord's statue, frozen in time for all to gawk at.
>Not for long anyway...
>Feeling Fluttershy start to rouse from her slumber, you drop the shivering body bag in front of the statue, take out a jagged knife and start carving into the sack like it was a birthday cake.
>Screams and wails of agony can be heard emanating from within it as the tan colored one-piece begins to be stained crimson.
>But sure enough, the kicking and thrashing dies down and leaves behind nothing but a bloody mess.
>Resting on your knees, you hold your arms out wide and look up at the statue, begging it to accept your offering.
>You can tell this world has become infectious, because somehow...you feel compelled to sing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNN9MnbhqKY

(Cracks begin to form slowly along Discord's statue as thunder clouds ominously darken the bright summer sky.)

I ain't happy, I'm feeling mad.
I got Fluttershy, in my bag.
She's useless, but not for long.
"My" future is lookin' up.
I ain't happy, I'm feeling mad.
I got Fluttershy, in my bag.
She's useless, but not for long.
"My" future is lookin' up.
It's lookin' up,
It's lookin' up, (Right)
It's lookin' up, (Yeah)
It's lookin' up. (Haha!)

(The statue explodes in a flash of light.)

>Discord:"Finally someone let me out of my cage!"
>Discord:"Now, time for me is nothing 'cause I'm counting no age."
>Discord:"Bah! I couldn't even care."
>Discord:"Ha you shouldn't be scared!"
>Discord:"I'm good at repairs."
>Discord:"And now you're under my care!"
>Discord:"Intangible."
Oh no...
>Discord:"Bet you didn't think so I'll command you to."
>Discord:"Panoramic view."
>Discord:"Look I'll make it all understandable."
>Discord:"Pick and choose."
>Discord:"Win or lose."
>Discord:"All those different screws."
>Discord:"Mares and dudes."
>Discord:"Who you think is really makin' rules?"
>Discord:"Picture them bowing down and I'll picture you."
>Discord:"Like you weren't confused."
>Discord:"You think it's fictional."
>Discord:"Mystical? Maybe."
>Discord:"Spiritual."
>Discord:"The hero who."
>Discord:"Appears with you."
>Discord:"To clear your view."
>Discord:"When life's too crazy."
>Discord:"Lifeless."
>Discord:"Do you know my definition for what chaos is?"
>Discord:"Priceless."
>Discord:"For you because I put you on my "type" list."
>Discord:"You like it?"
>Discord:"Here's hoping."
>Discord:"Righteous, but one's broken."
>Discord:"Psychic among those."
>Discord:"Possess them all with one go."

(Your head snaps back violently as Discord jumps inside.)

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad.
Because Fluttershy...is finally dead.
I'm useless, but not for long.
"My" future is lookin' up.
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad.
I got Discord, in my head!
I'm useless, but not for long.
"My" future...
>Discord:"that's right..."
...is lookin' up.
Is lookin' up.
Is lookin' up.
Is lookin' up.

(Discord pulls up a chalkboard in your mind.)

>Discord:"With chaos, the basics."
>Discord:"Without it you fake it."
>Discord:"Allow me to take this..."
>Discord:"...Childlike, nature."
>Discord:"Chaos!"
>Discord:"You have it or you don't? That's just hypocrisy."
>Discord:"I'm in them."
>Discord:"Every shoutin' filly."
>Discord:"Every colt in peace."
>Discord:"Every "god" you see."
>Discord:"You see with your eyes."
>Discord:"I see destruction and demise."
>Discord:"Corruption in their lives."
>Discord:"From this fucking enterprise."
>Discord:"Now you're sucked out of their lies."
>Discord:"Through Discord, though not my power, but the discussion I provide."
>Discord:"For me as your guide."
>Discord:"Ya'll can't see me now 'cause you don't see with your eye."
>Discord:"You perceive with your mind."
>Discord:"That's the sinner."
>Discord:"So I'ma stick around with us and be your mentor."
>Discord:"Bust a few kinds of mother fuckers."
>Discord:"Remember who caused this."
>Discord:"I brought all this."
>Discord:"So you can survive when law is lawless."
Right here.
>Discord:"Fearless, courage that you thought was dead."
>Discord:"No squealing, remember that."
[spoiler]It'S AlL In YoUr HeAd![/spoiler]

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad.
Because Fluttershy, is finally dead.
I'm useless, but not for long
"My" future is lookin' up.
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad.
I got Discord, in my head.
I'm useless, but not for long.
"Our" future is lookin' up.
Is lookin' up.
Is lookin' up.
Is lookin' up.
Is lookin' up.
"Our" future
Is lookin' up.
Is lookin' up.
Is lookin' up.
Is lookin' up.
Our future is
Is lookin' up.
Is lookin' up.
Is lookin' up.
Our future...

>Anon soon came to find that friendship truly was magic as he and Discord systematically enslaved the entire p0ny race with an iron fist and brought untold horrors upon the lands of Equestria for the next millennium.

THE END.

*Loosely* based on Discord-Anon and Anon's Corruption.