I'm an Atheist and my title is clearly a joke, but now let me move onto a serious topic.

In this thread I'd like to point out several Biblical immoralities and sinful-in-nature readings from your Holy Book, the Bible (KJV).

Before I begin, tell me - why is your god so evil? And why do you so blindly accept it?

On to the evidence that Christians provide us with!

Rape In the Bible

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NLT If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.

So...you must marry your rapist? Nice one, God!

Deuteronomy 22:23-24 NAB If within the city a man comes upon a maiden who is betrothed, and has relations with her, you shall bring them both out of the gate of the city and there stone them to death: the girl because she did not cry out for help though she was in the city, and the man because he violated his neighbors wife.

...Why would a rape victim be put to death? Because God is evil.

Judges 5:30 NAB They must be dividing the spoils they took: there must be a damsel or two for each man, Spoils of dyed cloth as Sisera's spoil, an ornate shawl or two for me in the spoil.

God condones rape under his hand in the spoils of war. Awesome job, man!

Exodus 21:7-11 NLT When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are. If she does not please the man who bought her, he may allow her to be bought back again. But he is not allowed to sell her to foreigners, since he is the one who broke the contract with her. And if the slave girl's owner arranges for her to marry his son, he may no longer treat her as a slave girl, but he must treat her as his daughter. If he himself marries her and then takes another wife, he may not reduce her food or clothing or fail to sleep with her as his wife. If he fails in any of these three ways, she may leave as a free woman without making any payment.


In light of these few passages (several others are among us, but I am not going to go into every single one of them, as it is in abundance!), you can tell God either doesn't give a damn about rape victims, or he condones the rape of women, whether it be for marital purposes, or in the spirit of war. If you don't believe RAPE is immoral, then you are a sick, twisted, and mentally as well as physically, perverted. ...Wait, God apparently doesn't believe so! Go to hell!

Slavery in the Bible

Exodus 21:2-6 NLT If you buy a Hebrew slave, he is to serve for only six years. Set him free in the seventh year, and he will owe you nothing for his freedom. If he was single when he became your slave and then married afterward, only he will go free in the seventh year. But if he was married before he became a slave, then his wife will be freed with him. If his master gave him a wife while he was a slave, and they had sons or daughters, then the man will be free in the seventh year, but his wife and children will still belong to his master. But the slave may plainly declare, 'I love my master, my wife, and my children. I would rather not go free.' If he does this, his master must present him before God. Then his master must take him to the door and publicly pierce his ear with an awl. After that, the slave will belong to his master forever.

...Seriously? It can't get more handed out than this...God clearly supports and agrees with the practice of eternal slavery. Good job, God! You are amazing!

Leviticus 25:44-46 NLT However, you may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance. You may treat your slaves like this, but the people of Israel, your relatives, must never be treated this way.

The message of God is telling me it's righteous and just, and perfectly moral to purchase another human as my unpaid servant for all eternity, just because he is foreign to my land?! YES! My dreams have been realized! Thanks God!

As I've provided here, you can clearly see God provides plenty of excuses for slavery, which as we all know, is immoral. If you believe otherwise, you're either a hick and a racist, or absolutely retarded. Either one is fine by me. I hope you die a horrible death.


Evil Within the Bible

James 5:14-15 ASV Is any among you sick? Let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord: and the prayer of faith shall save him that is sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, it shall be forgiven him.

I'm sorry, but when I did believe in a God, I never got better from praying. I always, ALWAYS needed medical attention, whether it be a small dosage of aspirin, or surgery. Prayers do not cure, they give hope to believers, nothing more. This passage is evil, because it tempts believers not to seek the aid of doctors, but allow GOD to do the work. Ha!

Judges 18:27-29 NLT Then, with Micah's idols and his priest, the men of Dan came to the town of Laish, whose people were peaceful and secure. They attacked and killed all the people and burned the town to the ground. There was no one to rescue the residents of the town, for they lived a great distance from Sidon and had no allies nearby. This happened in the valley near Beth-rehob.Then the people of the tribe of Dan rebuilt the town and lived there. They renamed the town Dan after their ancestor, Israel's son, but it had originally been called Laish.

In verse 6 of this passage, God himself approves of the massacre. I mean...how much more evil can you get?..Condoning murder...wait, isn't that one of the seven deadly sins? God, you belong in the Hell you created!
Jeremiah 50:21-22 NLT"Go up, my warriors, against the land of Merathaim and against the people of Pekod. Yes, march against Babylon, the land of rebels, a land that I will judge! Pursue, kill, and completely destroy them, as I have commanded you," says the LORD. "Let the battle cry be heard in the land, a shout of great destruction".

Whoa....did the Almighty, Peaceful, Loving, Nurturing GOD just command armies to slay an entire town?! Yes. Yes he did. Go to Hell!

Lastly, I will provide Biblical evidence of God condoning murder. A deadly sin given to the human race by him...hypocrite! Burn in hell, you bitch!

Murder in the Bible

Deuteronomy 17:12 NLT Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death. Such evil must be purged from Israel.

Really? If you disagree with a religious figurehead, you are to DIE? God, you're the best. I love youuu .

Proverbs 20:20 NAB If one curses his father or mother, his lamp will go out at the coming of darkness.
Leviticus 20:9 NLT All who curse their father or mother must be put to death. They are guilty of a capital offense.

Mouth off to your parents? DIE!!!!!

Sincerely, God.

Leviticus 21:9 NAB A priest's daughter who loses her honor by committing fornication and thereby dishonors her father also, shall be burned to death

Uh-oh...get a little too drunk? Love a man who your father disproves of? Well, you must now die! Love, God.

Isaiah 14:21 NAB Make ready to slaughter his sons for the guilt of their fathers; Lest they rise and posses the earth, and fill the breadth of the world with tyrants.

KILL THE CHILDREN BECAUSE HIS DAD IS A DICK! WOO!

1 Samuel 15:2-3 NAB This is what the Lord of hosts has to say: 'I will punish what Amalek did to Israel when he barred his way as he was coming up from Egypt. Go, now, attack Amalek, and deal with him and all that he has under the ban. Do not spare him, but kill men and women, children and infants, oxen and sheep, camels and asses.'

Kill all of them, even the infants! Why? Because their leader is corrupt and hell-bound!

Ezekiel 35:7-9 NLT I will make Mount Seir utterly desolate, killing off all who try to escape and any who return. I will fill your mountains with the dead. Your hills, your valleys, and your streams will be filled with people slaughtered by the sword. I will make you desolate forever. Your cities will never be rebuilt. Then you will know that I am the LORD.

You don't believe I'm an all-loving, all-powerful, nurturing, peaceful, caring God and Lord?
Let me prove I love everyone by KILLING EVERYONE AND DESTROYING YOUR KINGDOMS.



As you can see, your own Holy Book provides evidence that if a god exists, he is an evil, cruel, jealous, piece of shit. To add on to this, I will provide my own beautiful literature.

God: WORSHIP ME OR I WILL SEND YOU TO A CHAMBER OF TORTURE FOR ETERNITY!
Me: ujellybro?
God: ....
Me: trollface.jpg
God: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-


Thank you for reading this, and I hope you're not going to blindly say:

"God did it out of the love of the greater good!"