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Lily/Levi Of boys dressed as ladies, and death

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  1. ==START==
  2. [01:47] <stardustBlockbuster> so uh hey you still there
  3. [01:48] <stardustBlockbuster> get my memo at all
  4. [01:48] <arthurianNoblesse> YEs, my apologies.
  5. [01:48] <arthurianNoblesse> I Was speaking with ROland, and attempting to find my way out of a cavern.
  6. [01:48] <stardustBlockbuster> shit dude whats with caves am i right
  7. [01:49] <stardustBlockbuster> all claustrophobic and wet and smells like fish...
  8. [01:49] <stardustBlockbuster> uh anyways
  9. [01:49] <stardustBlockbuster> not to make this conversation about me or anything
  10. [01:49] <arthurianNoblesse> YOu are indeed correct, I Found nothing within this one, apart from rock with the characteristics of pumice.
  11. [01:49] <stardustBlockbuster> but i am currently within the mouth of the leviathan
  12. [01:49] <arthurianNoblesse> OH>
  13. [01:49] <stardustBlockbuster> tell me, is it hot where you are?
  14. [01:49] <stardustBlockbuster> its getting a little hot here
  15. [01:49] <arthurianNoblesse> I"m surrounded by lava.
  16. [01:50] <arthurianNoblesse> REgardless of that, are you OK Within LEviathan's maw?
  17. [01:50] <stardustBlockbuster> when i talked to salome about the leviathan, she mentioned something about it spewing electricity and light
  18. [01:50] <stardustBlockbuster> i think this is what she was talking about
  19. [01:50] <arthurianNoblesse> OH< that sounds quite dangerous.
  20. [01:50] <stardustBlockbuster> shit man
  21. [01:50] <stardustBlockbuster> if
  22. [01:51] <stardustBlockbuster> if i dont come out of this, make sure to give the black king hell for me alright?
  23. [01:51] <arthurianNoblesse> WHat?
  24. [01:52] <stardustBlockbuster> unblunt your blade, win the war, etc etc
  25. [01:52] <arthurianNoblesse> LILY< I JUST HAD A LONG CONVERSATION WITH ROLAND REGARDING YOUR ISSUES< AND I BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE NOT A THREAT AND SHOULDN"T LET YOURSELF DIE>
  26. [01:52] <stardustBlockbuster> make sure iris stays safe and everyone is saved
  27. [01:52] <stardustBlockbuster> blahhh you worry too much
  28. [01:52] <arthurianNoblesse> YOU"RE TELLING ME WHAT TO DO SHOULD YOU DIE>
  29. [01:52] <stardustBlockbuster> this is just precautionary
  30. [01:52] <arthurianNoblesse> PRECAUTIONARY?
  31. [01:52] <stardustBlockbuster> i mean
  32. [01:53] <stardustBlockbuster> you should do this regardless
  33. [01:53] <stardustBlockbuster> the whole unblunting your blade thing
  34. [01:53] <arthurianNoblesse> WAit, how did you learn my blade was blunt?
  35. [01:53] <stardustBlockbuster> duh dude, we fought together
  36. [01:54] <stardustBlockbuster> ive read plenty of comic books and watched enough youtube videos to see what a sharp blade looks like
  37. [01:54] <stardustBlockbuster> and ive cut myself enough times to see the results
  38. [01:54] <stardustBlockbuster> ...jesus that came out wrong
  39. [01:54] <stardustBlockbuster> i cut myself while trying to cook
  40. [01:54] <arthurianNoblesse> OH>
  41. [01:54] <stardustBlockbuster> im not that dramatic sheesh
  42. [01:54] <stardustBlockbuster> anyways
  43. [01:54] <stardustBlockbuster> im about to become fishsticks so uh
  44. [01:55] <stardustBlockbuster> catch you around slugger
  45. [01:55] <arthurianNoblesse> WHAT?
  46. [01:55] * stardustBlockbuster s computer has melted.
  47. [01:55] * arthurianNoblesse 's brain composure has melted
  48. [01:56] <arthurianNoblesse> LIly?
  49. [01:57] <arthurianNoblesse> THis is a joke, right?
  50. [01:57] <arthurianNoblesse> YOu just, dropped your computer in lava or some such similar maneuver.
  51. [01:58] <arthurianNoblesse> YOu're not dead.
  52. [01:58] <arthurianNoblesse> YOu're not dead.
  53. [01:58] <arthurianNoblesse> YOu're going to log in on another machine, and make fun of me, and tell me I Worry too much.
  54. [01:59] <arthurianNoblesse> I Know you are.
  55. [01:59] <arthurianNoblesse> BEcause, you're not dead.
  56. [02:00] <arthurianNoblesse> IF you would do that quickly, I Would really appreciate it.
  57. [02:00] <arthurianNoblesse> I"m beginning to get a little worried.
  58. [02:01] <arthurianNoblesse> THis really was never funny, LIly.
  59. [02:01] <arthurianNoblesse> ANd it is only becoming even less funny with each moment you're gone.
  60. [02:02] <arthurianNoblesse> I Don't know what you want me to say before you will log back in.
  61. [02:02] <arthurianNoblesse> JUst tell me what it is, and I"ll say it.
  62. [02:03] <arthurianNoblesse> COme on, LIly, please.
  63. [02:04] <arthurianNoblesse> I"ll let you flirt with me as much as you want, and I"ll be really flustered about it, since I Know you enjoy that so much.
  64. [02:05] <arthurianNoblesse> YOu can forcibly march me to as many of "Those kinds" Of bars as you want.
  65. [02:05] <arthurianNoblesse> I"ll send you a picture of the outfit I"m wearing, it's one I Accidentally made at your house.
  66. [02:06] <arthurianNoblesse> IT's horrifically improper, I"m sure you'd laugh at it.
  67. [02:07] <stardustBlockbuster> so, wheres the pics
  68. [02:08] <arthurianNoblesse> WHat?
  69. [02:08] <arthurianNoblesse> YOU"RE ALIVE?!
  70. [02:08] <stardustBlockbuster> yeah
  71. [02:08] <arthurianNoblesse> OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?
  72. [02:08] <stardustBlockbuster> i can flirt with you as much as i want eh?
  73. [02:09] <stardustBlockbuster> maybe ill strip nude right in the middle of the battlefield and send you some selfies eh?
  74. [02:09] <arthurianNoblesse> LIly, please, don't be so cruel.
  75. [02:09] <arthurianNoblesse> I"ll send you a picture of the outfit, just please have mercy.
  76. [02:10] <stardustBlockbuster> ;)
  77. [02:10] <stardustBlockbuster> eugh why did i get this foam dong when i god tiered
  78. [02:10] <stardustBlockbuster> is this a normal thing to obtain
  79. [02:10] <stardustBlockbuster> i dont like it
  80. [02:10] <stardustBlockbuster> i dont like this entire outfit
  81. [02:11] * arthurianNoblesse sent crossLevi.png (it's an image of Levi, wearing only Jezebel's pajama's with a volcanic background. He's blushing beet red.)
  82. [02:11] <stardustBlockbuster> oh shit i can change my clo- AHAHAHAHA WHAT
  83. [02:11] <arthurianNoblesse> IT WAS HOT HERE< OK?
  84. [02:11] <stardustBlockbuster> I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE WEARING THAT
  85. [02:12] <arthurianNoblesse> ROLAND"S DUSTER WAS TOO HEAVY< AND THIS IS BETTER>
  86. [02:12] <stardustBlockbuster> HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO SEND THIS TO ROLAND
  87. [02:12] <arthurianNoblesse> PLEASE DON"T>
  88. [02:12] <stardustBlockbuster> CMON DUDE
  89. [02:12] <arthurianNoblesse> HE"LL NEVER LET ME HEAR THE END OF IT>
  90. [02:12] <stardustBlockbuster> yknow youre kinda cute when you blush
  91. [02:13] <arthurianNoblesse> I HAVE MADE A SERIES OF TERRIBLE MISTAKES TO REACH THIS POSITION>
  92. [02:13] <stardustBlockbuster> you could probably be a good crossdresser
  93. [02:13] <stardustBlockbuster> i gotta ask iris to make you a cute outfit
  94. [02:13] <arthurianNoblesse> OH MY GOD< PLEASE DO NOT MAKE THIS A TREND FOR MY CLOTHING>
  95. [02:14] <stardustBlockbuster> its too late bro
  96. [02:14] <arthurianNoblesse> WAS THIS YOUR PLAN ALL ALONG?
  97. [02:15] <stardustBlockbuster> nah
  98. [02:15] <stardustBlockbuster> just the best coincidence ever
  99. [02:15] <stardustBlockbuster> its not like i tricked you or anything
  100. [02:16] <arthurianNoblesse> SO, you did die?
  101. [02:16] <stardustBlockbuster> yep
  102. [02:16] <stardustBlockbuster> burnt to a crisp
  103. [02:16] <stardustBlockbuster> i even saw myself die
  104. [02:16] <stardustBlockbuster> pretty gruesome right
  105. [02:17] <stardustBlockbuster> but now im god tiered
  106. [02:17] <stardustBlockbuster> and i got this cute skirt
  107. [02:17] <arthurianNoblesse> OH, ROland mentioned that your memo meant you were likely going to tier.
  108. [02:17] <stardustBlockbuster> entirely correct my bikini clad friend
  109. [02:17] <arthurianNoblesse> YOu got a cute skirt? BUt you were just mentioning having something else.
  110. [02:17] <arthurianNoblesse> ALSO< PLEASE DON"T CALL ME THAT>
  111. [02:18] <stardustBlockbuster> i had a foam dong
  112. [02:18] <stardustBlockbuster> but i took it off
  113. [02:18] <stardustBlockbuster> and it turns out i can change clothes just by thinking!
  114. [02:18] <stardustBlockbuster> must be a god tier perk
  115. [02:18] <arthurianNoblesse> OH, that sounds useful.
  116. [02:19] <stardustBlockbuster> yep, maybe ill change it into a swimsuit so you can try it on
  117. [02:19] <arthurianNoblesse> PLEASE DO NOT< I HAVE NO DESIRE TO EXTEND MY FORAY INTO WOMEN"S SWIMWEAR ANY FURTHER THAN IT HAS ALREADY GONE>
  118. [02:20] <stardustBlockbuster> cmon dude i dont judge
  119. [02:20] <stardustBlockbuster> clothing isnt gendered
  120. [02:21] <arthurianNoblesse> DO NOT PRETEND YOU DO NOT FIND THIS SITUATION GREATLY AMUSING>
  121. [02:21] <arthurianNoblesse> YOU"VE ALREADY FORCED ME INTO A BIKINI FOR YOUR OWN AMUSEMENT ONCE BEFORE>
  122. [02:21] <stardustBlockbuster> i thought me god tiering would be the best thing to happen to me today, but no
  123. [02:21] <stardustBlockbuster> you one upped it
  124. [02:22] <arthurianNoblesse> I HAD NO INTENTION OF DOING SO< PERHAPS THERE ARE OTHER MATTERS WE COULD DISCUSS INSTEAD OF MY ILL_ADVISED CURRENT WARDROBE CHOICES>
  125. [02:23] <stardustBlockbuster> fiiiine
  126. [02:23] <stardustBlockbuster> like what
  127. [02:24] <stardustBlockbuster> surprisingly, despite god tiering i dont have much to say on the matter
  128. [02:24] <stardustBlockbuster> i can fly and change clothes, but i dont feel empowered
  129. [02:24] <stardustBlockbuster> maybe because i havent tried yet
  130. [02:24] <arthurianNoblesse> INteresting, I Was lead to believe that POrtia obtained use of her powers relatively shortly after having done so.
  131. [02:25] <stardustBlockbuster> well maybe i can use my powers too
  132. [02:25] <stardustBlockbuster> i just dont know what that entails
  133. [02:25] <stardustBlockbuster> other than removing things from existence
  134. [02:25] <stardustBlockbuster> but im not in a hurry to try that
  135. [02:25] <arthurianNoblesse> THat does sound rather dangerous to try when one does not have experience with it.
  136. [02:26] <arthurianNoblesse> WHat is it like out on the battlefield?
  137. [02:26] <stardustBlockbuster> war-like
  138. [02:26] <stardustBlockbuster> as expected
  139. [02:26] <stardustBlockbuster> im flying back to lomaf
  140. [02:27] <arthurianNoblesse> AH, presumably a wise decision.
  141. [02:27] <stardustBlockbuster> unless you want me to stop and pick you up first, maybe we can do a little lingerie shopping on prospit
  142. [02:27] <arthurianNoblesse> I
  143. [02:28] <arthurianNoblesse> I Would appreciate your assistance in leaving my planet, as I Would need to spend some time searching for a way out of my third gate area.
  144. [02:28] <arthurianNoblesse> PLEASE DO NOT< take me lingerie shopping.
  145. [02:28] <stardustBlockbuster> oh well i dont know how to do that
  146. [02:28] <stardustBlockbuster> maybe i can teleport you
  147. [02:29] <arthurianNoblesse> I Presumed you would be able to fly down and take me with you.
  148. [02:29] <arthurianNoblesse> I Can see skaia from here, albeit slightly covered by clouds.
  149. [02:29] <stardustBlockbuster> thats a whole planet dude
  150. [02:30] <stardustBlockbuster> im not gonna fly around a whole planet looking for you, youre gonna have to get back to your house first on your own, or with me teleporting you
  151. [02:30] <arthurianNoblesse> NOw that I Consider the idea, however, you are right, and even if you were to find me, the gravity in this area is so strong flight might prove difficult, especially with two people.
  152. [02:30] <stardustBlockbuster> let me get back home and converse with my sprite
  153. [02:30] <stardustBlockbuster> then we talk again, right?
  154. [02:30] <arthurianNoblesse> VEry well then.
  155. [02:31] <arthurianNoblesse> AU revoir, LIly.
  156. [02:31] <stardustBlockbuster> later boytoy~
  157. [02:31] * stardustBlockbuster ceased pestering arthurianNoblesse
  158. ==END==
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