You might have looked at spoon from different angle than I did.
You always thought it was cutlery and nothing else, am I right?
Well, worry not, I will explain to you true purpose of the multitool called spoon.
Before we do that we should bring closer the etymology of word "spoon".
In old Space-Ukrainian it meant literally "chip of wood", thought you might be wondering. What are our spoons made of? Answer is, only highest hierarchy of smiths of capital know that. I was asking many people around to guess what material is it but to no result. One of the aspect of the usual spoon is that it never, ever breaks. No matter how much of abuse you are giving to it. Thought I have seen people living in wild with their homemade spoons to comfort them, made of wood which doesn't give as much possibilities as our mighty spoons.
Let's start giving out practical reasons why you should have spoon:
-to eat soup!
-to spoonfeed soup to the homeless!
-instead of soup you can do it with cans! Like Geschef's produced ones.
-shuffling powders with water over a small fire, like candle's to use in different sort of manners (please consult your local doctor about using those)
There can be many more creative ways to use standard spoon, but I will leave fun to you to find it out.
Now about a second functionality, or more like, evolution of spoon. It can be sharpened using something small and blunt, like your homestead's rock! Hit it few times to chip off the bottom edge of it, then drag along to make sure it's sharp on one side. Congratulations! You have achieved second level in spoontheory!
Now let me give you few tips how to use it properly:
-You can chop everything with it! Remember when I said it doesn't break? Well you can do it as long as your muscles don't give up!
-Use it as kitchen knife in your cusine's effords
-Peel out eyes of bad neighbour!
-Cut neck of that skinless trying to force you bad shrooms
-Cut bushes, big mushrooms and even more with it! Remember that cutting shrooms with friends that also know spoons is much more fun!
As my last list, this is only to give you idea how much of joy can spoon bring. Think yourself and maybe you can write part two to this glorious topic!