SAYA: ...and that's how Marie stole Christmas.
Devon: That wasn't nice. That wasn't nice at all.
Jackie: I thought she was supposed to learn the true meaning of Christmas, not burn everything in front of the children and laugh at them!
Phil: *quiet sobbing* Poor little Raimie...
Leslie: See, you made Phil cry! Who would enjoy this terrible story?!
SAYA: Me, because I wrote it.
Kai: Don't quit your day job.