Nightmare Night with CanadAnon

>Be Anon
>Canadian
>Territory Master Race
>Master Hunter, stalker of the night
>But even the mightiest of hunters knows fear
>Especially when the night itself turns against you

>Day Dreaming in Equestria
>Shit Shower Comb
>You’ve yet to find a good “s” word to take the place of shave
>One day
>You’ve been enjoying the weather recently
>Not quite cold enough yet, but at least you can take your magic boxers off without nearly dying
>A lot easier to clean them now
>Although you admit you’ll miss sitting in the washing machine
>Good times
>You settle down for your breakfast
>Logs and moose
>You had run into a pack of them recently, and had taken a few of them to last you a couple of weeks
>It was no manticore, but it reminded you of home
>Also, Ted was a manticore
>And he didn’t enjoy you eating all his friends
>You’d had a big fight over it, eventually settling on you eating one every year or so
>The sacrifices you made for friendship
>You hear a knocking on the door
>You finish off your log and open it up to see Fluttershy
>She has a cannon, a coil of rope, and fuzzy pink handcuffs
>”H-Hey Anon! Is e-extreme b-bondage your fetish?”
>You’re not entirely sure how that would work
>You consider saying yes and doing it, just to see what would happen
>You sniff, and smell Fluttershy
>Smells like weakness and captive animals
>Nope
No thanks, Fluttershy.
>Fluttershy’s eyes fall, and you hear a sniffle
But hey, that’s pretty creative! It’s only a matter of time until you get it!
>She smiles at that, and the smell gets stronger
>Time to bail
Anyways Fluttershy, I’ve got to get going! Busy day ahead of me
>”Oh, are you p-preparing for Nightmare Night?”
>Eh?
Um, what’s Nightmare Night?
>Fluttershy’s eyes widen
>”You mean no one told you?! Everyone dresses up, there are a bunch of games-“
>Fluttershy swallows nervously
>”And P-princess L-Luna often comes to Ponyville”
Celli’s sister?
>”Anon! What have we all told you about calling Princess Celestia that!”
I don’t recall…
>You scratch your beard for effect
Anyways, that sounds fun! Like Halloween!
>”Hallowhat?”
I better get to work on a costume!
>You close your door and run off into Ponyville, leaving Fluttershy staring after you

>You reach the Carousel Boutique a few minutes later
>You knock on the door and wait
>A few moments later, a tired looking Rarity opens the door wearing a pink robe
>”Anon? Darling, what brings you here so early?”
>Oh right
>Most ponies don’t wake up with the sun
Oh, sorry Rarity, I didn’t mean to wake you!
>”Well, I expect you’ll make it up to me”
>With that she winks and gestures for you to come inside
>You follow, smiling
>Rarity walks into the kitchen and begins to make herself a cup of coffee
>You notice one of the bottles of vodka you had given to your pony friends sitting on the counter, half empty
>Good to see someone was enjoying them
>”So, Anon, you were going to tell me why you’re here?”
Yes! Apparently Nightmare Night is tonight?
>”Oh yes! It’s one of the most fantastic times of the year! I positively love making costumes for everyone, truly a challenge fit for someone of my astounding talent. Are you saying you only found out recently?”
Well, yeah. About 10 minutes ago
>Rarity’s eyes widen
>”That won’t do at all! How will I have enough time to make a costume? I haven’t perfected stitching for humans yet, plus I don’t have any ideas, and-”
Rarity, calm down! I have a plan; I just need some sewing equipment from you
>Rarity looks at you for a second, breathing deeply
>When that doesn’t work, she walks over to the vodka bottle and takes a swig
>When she looks back at you, she’s noticeably calmer
>”Well then you’d better get to work”

>You take your equipment and head into Everfree Forest
>After a few visits to your friends, you acquire everything you need for your costume
>Fur, claws, blood, bones and antlers
>You crush some bones and mix it with a paste to make a white paint
>Paint doesn’t work like that
>The hell it doesn’t
>You work like a man possessed for the rest of the day
>No time to waste if you want this done
>You’re excited to meet Princess Luna
>Any relative of Celli has to be cool
>Celli’s been kind to you
>She gave you your job, not to mention she was awesome to hang out with
>She even wrestled with you
>Crazier yet, she won
>You still remember the look on Twilight’s face when Celli preformed a flawless German Suplex on you
>Priceless
>As you finish the final touches on the costume, you look outside
>The sun has begun to set
>You take a moment to enjoy the view, and then begin to put on your costume
>Time for some fun

>Be Luna
>You’re in between boredom and excitement
>Nightmare Night is always a fun time for you
>Coming to Ponyville and scaring the inhabitants has always been interesting
>Ever since the first time a few years ago, when you had tried so hard to fit in normally
>You’re just finding it’s getting duller
>You need something to spice it up
>You’d half been considering bailing on Twilight this year
>That is, until you’d heard of your sister’s newest friend
>This so called Anonymous
>You’d yet to meet him, but Celestia rambled on about him all the time
>At first it had annoyed you, but now you were curious
>The only pony who had caught your sister’s eye this much recently was her disciple Twilight
>But you knew your sister considered her more of a daughter than anything
>It had been a long time since Celestia had had a friend
>Of course it had been longer for you, so here you were
>You shift into your Nightmare Moon form
>You hear the children squeal and flee as your carriage lands
>You summon some lightning for effect, and turn your wings into a writhing mass of bats
>Laughing manically, you stalk through the streets of Ponyville
>You turn a corner, to see the Pink friend of Twilight scream and run away
>She’s wearing what appears to be a goat costume
>She’s a strange one
>You pause as you hear a noise behind you
>There’s a scraping, as if something sharp is dragging along stone
>You turn around and move back into the street
>You see nothing for a moment, but then you hear a blood curdling roar from above you
>A moment later, a beast lands in front of you
>It extends to its full height, at least a foot taller than you
>Its fur is white, with spots of blood
>It’s bone thin, and you can see a couple of its ribs protruding through its chest
>Its feet are hooves like your own, but it has a massive set of antlers instead of a horn
>It stands on its hind legs, but the three claws on the end of each of its arms touch the ground
>Its snout is massive, and its eyes have a faint glow to them
>It stares at you a moment, and then bares its teeth
>It roars, and you scream, falling backwards in a heap
>A moment later your guards appear, pointing their weapons at the monster
>However instead of another roar, you hear laughter
>The ends of the arms fall off, and you see a couple sticks popping out of them
>At the hinges, two strange furless paws appear, and grip its antlers
>The head comes off, and then the paws move to its chest, spreading apart the fur
>And another head appears

>What
>Your guards look confused, but keep their spears pointed at whatever is in front of you
>”Hey there! You must be Princess Luna!”
>You and your guards continue to stare
>”Sorry about all that, I just figured that I’d give you a little scare! I’m Anon!”
>Anon
>Anonymous
>You don’t even
>You can feel your heart beating like a mad house
>It’s been ages since you’ve been scared like this
>Ever since Discord’s reign and Celestia’s rage, both over one thousand years ago, you didn’t think anything would be able to phase you again
>And you’d been right
>Yet this hairless monkey-
>Well, mostly hairless; that’s quite the beard
>-Had managed to knock you over with fear
>You realize your guards are looking at you, waiting for your reaction
>You’ve been staring at Anonymous this whole time
>He looks concerned
>You blush, and get back to your hooves
>Thank the Night you’re wearing the helmet
We are most impressed with you, Anonymous! Tell us, what is that costume of yours? We’ve yet to encounter such a creature in our life!
>You gesture to your guards, and they lower their spears, disappearing once again
>Anonymous is smiling again
>”Well this is a Wendigo! It’s a spirit that possesses a man and turns them into a cannibalistic spirit! They’re really quite interes…”
>You begin to stare at Anonymous more as he goes on, talking about legends and cannibalism and so on
>You don’t feel scared anymore, but your heart hasn’t slowed down at all
>You smile, and motion for him to stop talking
Please, Anon, we ask that you join us on our trek through Ponyville, so your costume can scare more than just us tonight!
>Anonymous’ smile widens, and he lifts the head back up, putting it on his head
>When he closes the chest, you notice two small holes where he can look through
>He grabs the two sticks connecting the arms with the claws, and pulls them back into his socket
>”I’d be more than happy to do so, Luna!”
>You notice he didn’t add your title
>You blush a bit at the familiarity and quickly turn your head away
Huzzah! Let us go!

>Be Fluttershy
>You had been terrified out of your mind when you saw Princess Luna get jumped by Anon
>You had thought it was a terrible beast that had come from Everfree Forest to attack the princess
>Before you could get your wings out of your costume and find Twilight, Anon had appeared out of the monsters chest and started to talk to Princess Luna
>How in Equestria did he get a costume that good made in so little time?
>More importantly though, you had seen Princess Luna’s eyes
>You knew that look; it was similar to the look you gave Anon
>And this gave you a plan
>You giggle, and set off, following Anon and the Princess
>Tonight is going to be a great night

>Be Anon
>You were right when you had guessed Luna would be cool
>You were having the time of your life scaring all the ponies
>You swear Pinkie had actually died of a heart attack and resurrected herself
>Confetti had shot out of her eyes when she came back
>She made a comment about how she wanted to grow up to be a big goat like you and ran off with the rest of the children
>She’s a strange one, that Pinkie
>After a few more scares, you notice Twilight run up to you in a Celestia costume
>You try not to laugh, but fail
>Twilight glares at you
>”I figured it was you, Anon! What are you doing right now? How do you even have a costume?!”
>You tap Luna on the shoulder, and she uses her magic to pull aside your chest fur so you can stick your head out
Well, I made it of course! Sure was a pain getting it done with so little heads up, but I guess that’s part of the fun!
>”Part of the fun? Anon, you weren’t even supposed to know about Nightmare Night!”
>Eh?
What? Why not?
>”Anon, do you even remember what happened at Hearth’s Warming?”
>You pause for a moment
Nothing terrible, I don’t think
>”You cut down the tree at Town Square and used it to make a fire!”
I said I was sorry! I hadn’t kicked my tree cutting addiction at that point, you know that!
>”Really? Well what about Equestria Day?”
What about it? We always had a triathlon on Canada Day!
>”YOU RODE A BIKE THROUGH MY HOUSE”
…Part of the fun?
>”No Anon, I couldn’t risk you ruining Nightmare Night!”
 >At that, Luna steps forward, looking down at Twilight, who makes a squeaking noise
>”Twilight, you know we have the utmost respect for you, however I won’t have you insulting our partner!”
>Twilight balks and bows, running off
>You let go of one of your costumes arms and pat Luna on the back
So we’re partners now, eh? Glad to hear it!
>Luna straightens, looking everywhere but at you
>”Well, we meant it! We don’t know what we’d do without you here tonight”
>You smile, patting Luna on the back again and grabbing your claw
The pleasure is mine, Luna! Now if you don’t mind me, I have to go off for a second!
>Luna looks at you then, her eyes wide
>”W-what? But we’re having such a good time!”
Well the night isn’t over yet. I’m just going to the washroom for a second, I’ll be right back!
>You turn around and jog off, not noticing Luna’s cheeks redden
>You also don’t notice the wall shift as you pass it

>Be Luna
>You can’t believe you called Anonymous your partner
>What if he takes it the wrong way?
>Then again, he seemed not to think about it that way
>Or what if he was just acting?
>Why is Anonymous so hard to figure out?
>Your heart has been on overdrive all night
>You’re not sure how much more you can take
>At the same time, you don’t want the night to end
>You’ll have to ask Anonymous to come back to Canterlot with you
>You’re sure he’d be glad to
>You feel a giggle coming up as you begin imagining what he’ll say
>Your giggle cuts off as you hear a noise
>You spin around, hoping to see Anon back already
>Instead, you see a wall with a pink mane in the middle of the road
>Wait what
>”H-hello Princess L-Luna!”
>You recognize that voice
>The yellow pony
Gutterlye?
>The wall shifts, and you the yellow head appears from underneath the mane
>”Um, n-no, it’s F-Fluttershy, Y-your Highness!”
Close enough. What do you want of us, Nutterty? We do not have much time for whatever you request
>The yellow pony breathes in, and the wall stops shaking
>”I want to warn you about something”
A warning?
>”It’s about A-Anon!”
>Your eyes narrow, and the pony squeaks
>”Let me finish! I see the way you look at him, Princess Luna! I feel the same way! But I also know where this is going. Anon doesn’t love ponies!”
>Your heart stops for a moment
>But Anonymous is so kind
>He talks of everypony he knows here as a friend
>Stop it Luna
>…No, not that voice
>You hadn’t heard it for a long time
>You were sure it was gone
>Don’t be foolish, Luna. I am you, and I’ll always be here to help you. At the same time, don’t purposely misunderstand this whelp of a pony. You know exactly what she meant
>No!
>He’s a different species, Luna. It’s not surprising he wouldn’t want anything sexual from you
>But… I’m so happy with him right now! And he seems so happy too!
>You know he sees you as nothing more than a friend. The same way he sees Celestia
>”Uhm, Princess L-Luna?”
>You snap back to reality and look at the pony again
>”I know this hurts, b-but I have a plan. If we work together, we can make him love me- us!”
…And how exactly would we do that?
>”Anon doesn’t love ponies, but he’s never tried one of us before! If we can get him to try, I know he’ll turn! He’s just in a denial!”
>For a whelp, she’s not as dumb as she looks. This may work, Luna
>But how will we make Anonymous to try it?
>Simple. We bring him into our territory, and show him pleasure he has never felt before. Whether he wants to or not.
>You look down at the yellow pony once again. She and Nhym make a good point. You don’t want to live in that boring world without Anon again
Very well, Jutterpie. Meet us at the outskirts of Everfree Forest after tonight’s festivities end

>Be Anon
>Tonight was pretty awesome
>Reminds you of the times when you used to scare seals out of the water and club the hell out of-
>What?
>What do you mean that’s inappropriate?
>You’re full of shit
>…
>Bah! Fine
>Either way, you had fun
>Though you noticed Luna looking at you sadly a couple times
>Must have been worried about how the night was almost over
>Overall though, she was pretty awesome
>She was so good; you nearly got scared a couple of times
>Nearly
>As the sky started to brighten a little, and most of the ponies had head off to sleep, you had told Luna you’d come to visit her and Celli in Canterlot sometime
>You probably had to go there on business at some point anyways, may as well make it a visit
>She had thanked you and flown off
>It looked like she had headed the wrong way, but perhaps she was making a detour
>Yours not to question why
>You open your door and flip onto your bed
>You had traded out your normal bear fur sheets for snake skin
>Felt cooler on your skin while you slept
>You smile as you think more of the previous night, and are soon asleep

>You open your eyes, to find your house gone
>In fact, you don’t even recognize this part of the forest
>Last time you checked, the grass wasn’t supposed to be purple
>And when did you take off your boxers?
>You sniff the air, but nothing smells familiar
>There’s no noise either
>Not even the gentle rustling of leaves
>You’re in the middle of a clearing
>No cover
>Not feeling so safe
>No time to think about why you’re here
>You set out, picking a direction at random
>The moment you enter the trees, you hear a rustle
>You turn around, to see the clearing gone
>Probably a bad sign
>You turn around and begin heading forward again
>The undergrowth makes way as you pass by
>After what you guess was a couple minutes, the forest opens up again, and you see a large stone house in the middle of another clearing
>Inside, you hear… humming?
>No one evil hums, so you head over to the door and knock
>The humming stops, and a moment later the door opens
Fluttershy?
>”Why hello Anon! Glad to see you made it here alright! Do come in!”
>Fluttershy walks inside
>On second glance, you realize Fluttershy is wearing some kind of maid outfit
>Not to mention, she didn’t stutter once
>You’re confused, but you don’t really see another option
>You walk inside, and the door shuts behind you
>Before you can ask her about all of this, you hear steps coming down stairs
>You turn to your left to see Luna, still dressed as Nightmare Moon
>Except she seems to be glowing
…Ok this has to be a dream
>At that, Luna smiles and walks closer to you
>”Absolutely, correct, Anon! But this is no regular dream!”
Do I get to control it?
>”Not at all”
Seems like a normal dream to me then
>Luna frowns
>”Anonymous, you’re missing the point. Me and my thrall have taken control of your dreams”
Well, that is definitely unique
>Wait what
>”Yes! And now, Anon my love, I am going to show you exactly what loving a pony can offer!”
>Wait
>WHAT
>”Let’s get to business, shall we?!”
>You feel yourself become unsteady, and the house around you begins to fade
>A moment later, you’re in some kind of dungeon
>You’re also bound to a table
>All around you are various sex toys
>Anal beads, vibrators, fuzzy handcuffs, rope, and what appears to be a wall covered in dildos
>You hear Luna’s voice from behind you, but you can’t move your head enough to see her
>”Mmmmm, that looks comfy. Mind if I join you?”
>You begin to struggle, but to no avail
Luna! Stop this, please. Don’t let Fluttershy’s crazy infect you!
>You hear her chuckle
>”Tsk tsk, Anonymous dear. Do you really think someone as weak willed as Bufferjive here could ever have any real effect on me? This is what Luna wants, and so I’m going to give it to her.”
>What Luna wants?
>You know she spoke in third person, but… she hasn’t been since you got into this dream world
>Plus, there was some kind of bitterness in the way she said Luna
>A moment later it dawns on you
You aren’t Luna! You’re Nightmare Moo-
>A gag appears in your mouth, cutting you off
>”Anonymous, really. Luna and I, we are one and the same. Luna wants you, and so I, her better half, will give you to her as a gift. And perhaps then, she will let me out more than once every few years!”
>You feel the bounds tighten on your wrists and ankles at that, cutting into your skin
>You moan a little from the pain, and feel the blood flow
>Wait, you felt the pain
>Too many god damn realizations
>Nightmare Moon purrs, and you feel a hoof stroke your chin
>”Oh yes, Anon, that’s right. You can feel every moment of what’s about to happen. Don’t worry though…”
>You feel her breath on your cheek as she leans in
>”…You’ll love it”
>She begins walking around the table
>You’ve stopped struggling; there’s not much physically you can do
>You take a few deep breaths, closing your eyes
>”That’s right Anon, accept it. It’ll make this easier for all of us!”
>You imagine the restraints binding your wrists
>You should have some kind of control over all of this; she had said it was your dream, she’d just hijacked it
>And there is no will stronger, than that of a pure-blooded Canadian hunter
>You hear a snap as the restraints break
>Before Nightmare Moon can react, you jump off the table, dashing forward and hoping she hadn’t made the walls as hard as the ground
>You feel a small push of resistance, but the stone breaks and you’re back in the forest
>You sprint into the trees, trying to buy yourself some time to think
>You hear a crack of thunder and a scream of anger
>In a blink of the eye, the forest around you is on fire
>Smoke fills the air, and you find yourself struggling to breathe
>The sky swirls into a storm, and vile creatures come from its centre, tearing each other apart
>You hear another crack of thunder, and a weight pushes you to the ground
>You’re flipped onto your back, and you see Nightmare Moon staring at you, her eyes crazed
>”You will not ruin this for me, you stupid monkey! Now accept your fate, and submit to my will!”
>You look her in the eye
>Inside, you swear you can see a glimmer
>You put on your biggest smile
Luna, don’t let her win
>Nightmare Moon cackles, and the thunder grows louder
>”Do you really think that will stop me? Luna can’t see what is happening! She will stay meekly inside as I finish the job, and either you will love her, or her mind will break when she sees what has become of you! Regardless, I shall be free, and the night will reign for all eternity!”
>You give her a moment as she laughs, before heaving upwards
>Caught off guard, she falls back
>You know Luna is close
>She probably heard all that, but that won’t stop Nightmare Moon from raping you in a fiery forest
>She just needs one more push to get control
>You need to startle her
>A lot
>Before you can second guess yourself, you jump forward, and kiss Luna right on the lips

>You wake up in your bed
>You’re sweating, much to your distress
>You hate sweating
>On the plus side, your boxers are back on you
>You look outside
>The sun is still rising
>You’ve probably only been out for about an hour
>You leave your house, and begin to jog out of the clearing
>You reach the edge of the woods, and take a deep breath
>It smells right, but more importantly, you catch a whiff of something familiar
>Weakness and captive animals
>You sprint in the direction of the smell, and soon you find them
>Fluttershy is still passed out on the ground
>Luna is lying on her knees, crying
>You run up to her, and give her a hug
>She stiffens, but after a moment relaxes into it, resting her head on your shoulder
>After a moment you pull back and look at her eyes
>Everything looks normal and sane, if not a little blotchy
>You smile at her, but her head falls
>”Why do you smile at us, Anonymous? We have done a terrible thing to you this night”
>You look at her for a moment
>You sigh, and pat her on the head
Luna, I don’t really understand what the deal is with you and Nightmare Moon. What I do know is we’re friends. And Canadians don’t let their friends down, not if they can help it.
>Luna looks back up at you again
>Her eyes are beginning to brim with tears once again
>You smile at her again, pulling her into another hug
>She laughs and sobs at the same time
>You stay together in silence for a bit
>Luna pulls away, and you can see her blushing
>”So uh, what about that kiss?”
What about it?
>Luna reddens even more
>”Well, what does it mean?”
>You sigh, and smack her upside the head
>She glares at you for a moment, indignant
>You laugh
It didn’t mean anything, Luny. I just needed to startle you back out, and it seemed like a good way to do that. You know, voluntary affection instead of rape.
>You see Luna’s head fall down
…But it wasn’t exactly unpleasant
>Luna’s head jerks back up, her smile so big it actually freaks you out for a second
Whoa whoa, don’t get ahead of yourself, eh?
>Luna jumps on you, and you both laugh as you fall over onto the ground
>Tonight was a good night