Luke Durand

Your name is Luke Durand and you refuse to continue this charade in your own bio. You are 14 years of age (making you about 6.5 in troll sweeps...whatever those are) and you are an ENGINEER. You work for F.O.R.K (Foreign Order of Royal Knights; what? You thought a spy organisation would say they were in their name?) whose upper members take direct orders from the FRENCH GOVERNMENT. Yes! You are French! Despite never having seen the land as you were raised in Britain. You've also never seen another ground operative as each member takes personal orders from their direct superior. You receive your orders, as well as a multitude of GADGETS disguised as run of the mill objects, through the mysterious hooded lady known as M.U.M; your handler. Obviously, she's not your real mother. You have never met your parents, but you strongly suspect them to have been killed due to CORPORATE MATTERS. Your occupation is mainly centred around following important people discreetly and listening to what they say and watching what they do. RAPPING in general.

Your urchin persona is dull of wit, broad of accent (cockney of course), short of temper and fleet of foot. Your true personality is erudite, has a slight british accent, always unflappable and perhaps UNNATURALLY FAST. That said, you're also a MASSIVE DITZ and have a flair for the OVERLY DRAMATIC. Any danger you would eminate from being an INTERNATIONAL ENGINEER is nixed by your GENERAL DERPINESS. Which only helps you blend in more. Those who do HAND YOU A TICKET who you truly are tend to dismiss you as OVERCONFIDENT, INCOMPETANT or both.

Your interests include CHESS and THEATRE. Your Chaphandle is [COLOR=gold]avengerSaint[/COLOR] and [COLOR=gold]you use dem words loik a real cockney guv' when your on the job guv', but intersperse your conversations with TAGS after dropping your WALKER, despite being rather verbose.[/COLOR]

Spy-speak translation
Walker = Disguise (DIS GAIS IS UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE)
Engineer = Spy
Corporate Matters = Espionage
Rapping = Snooping (DAWG)
Hand you a ticket = Find Out (DEMERIT POINTS!)