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Alex: God Tier? The answer is no.

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  1. [18:13] <Lyra_Bel> ===== BEGIN =====
  2. [18:13] * Alex_ sits up
  3. [18:13] <Alex_> "ugh..."
  4. [18:16] <Lyra_Bel> "So hey"
  5. [18:17] * Alex_ snaps his head to lyra
  6. [18:17] <Alex_> "Lyra, hey"
  7. [18:17] <Alex_> "you waste no time"
  8. [18:17] * Lyra_Bel grins
  9. [18:17] <Lyra_Bel> "Had stuff to do. And you obviously managed"
  10. [18:17] <Lyra_Bel> "Was it worth it?"
  11. [18:17] * Alex_ looks at his hands
  12. [18:18] <Alex_> theyre probably all bloody
  13. [18:18] <Alex_> "what have i gained"
  14. [18:18] * Lyra_Bel stops grinning
  15. [18:18] <Lyra_Bel> "Whaddaya mean?"
  16. [18:19] <Alex_> "I just beat the shit out of this guy but what now"
  17. [18:19] <Lyra_Bel> "Now... the after"
  18. [18:20] <Lyra_Bel> "Lil'n the others win their fight, and everyone lives happily ever after"
  19. [18:20] <Lyra_Bel> "... Everyone who's still alive"
  20. [18:21] <Alex_> "great"
  21. [18:21] <Alex_> "why do we have to live here though"
  22. [18:24] <Lyra_Bel> "What do you mean?"
  23. [18:25] <Alex_> "I just... nevermind"
  24. [18:25] <Alex_> "we need to get Bahamut and my corpse"
  25. [18:25] <Lyra_Bel> "Right"
  26. [18:25] * Lyra_Bel nods
  27. [18:25] <Lyra_Bel> "Um... jumpcut?"
  28. [18:26] <Alex_> "nah, lets fly"
  29. [18:26] <Lyra_Bel> "Sure"
  30. [18:26] <Alex_> Alex starts hovering. he also drops his stuff, fake gauntelts, shields, and armor.
  31. [18:26] * Lyra_Bel begins hovering
  32. [18:26] <Lyra_Bel> The dream equipment melts away into smoke
  33. [18:27] <Alex_> Alex follows suit and begins hovering toward the battlefield
  34. [18:27] * Lyra_Bel follows alongside
  35. [18:27] <Lyra_Bel> "Can I just say"
  36. [18:28] <Lyra_Bel> "That fight was the coolest freaking thing"
  37. [18:28] <Alex_> "thanks"
  38. [18:28] <Alex_> "it was kind of traumatic passing out twice though"
  39. [18:28] <Lyra_Bel> "Right..."
  40. [18:28] <Lyra_Bel> "But then y'got back up. Twice!"
  41. [18:29] <Alex_> "ive never been knocked out like that for real before"
  42. [18:30] <Lyra_Bel> "I-"
  43. [18:30] * Lyra_Bel blinks
  44. [18:30] <Lyra_Bel> "Oh."
  45. [18:30] <Alex_> "what"
  46. [18:30] <Lyra_Bel> "That was... sorta your first real fight where you could have seriously died"
  47. [18:30] <Alex_> "No..."
  48. [18:31] <Alex_> "i could have died plenty of times against god npc bullshit"
  49. [18:31] <Alex_> "but this one i had ane even chance and i alomst lost"
  50. [18:31] <Alex_> "somehow thats worse"
  51. [18:31] <Lyra_Bel> "But... you won"
  52. [18:31] <Lyra_Bel> "On a totally even playing field, you still won"
  53. [18:33] <Alex_> "yeah i guess i di"
  54. [18:34] <Alex_> "Lets just get my body"
  55. [18:34] <Lyra_Bel> "Right"
  56. [18:35] <Alex_> "jump cut please"
  57. [18:35] <Lyra_Bel> "Are you sure? Thought you didn't like them"
  58. [18:36] <Alex_> "better than awkard silence"
  59. [18:36] * Lyra_Bel mutters "Doesn't have to be awkward". She and Alex fly on...
  60. [18:36] <Lyra_Bel> ===== JUMPCUT =====
  61. [18:37] <Lyra_Bel> ... and arrive at his body, surrounded by Bahamut and a dead Dersite army
  62. [18:37] <Alex_> Once alex recovers...
  63. [18:37] <Alex_> "I know it just would"
  64. [18:37] <Alex_> "im not feeling amazing at the m,oment"
  65. [18:38] <Lyra_Bel> "Guess that's fair"
  66. [18:38] <Alex_> "ill feel better soon i just need some time.
  67. [18:38] <Alex_> "
  68. [18:39] <Alex_> Alex looks out on the dead army, and wills Bahamut to shrink
  69. [18:39] <Lyra_Bel> The dragon does so, returning to normal size before hopping back up onto your shoulder
  70. [18:39] <Lyra_Bel> "I, um"
  71. [18:39] <Lyra_Bel> "Guess that's not something you wanna fast-forward through, eh?"
  72. [18:40] <Alex_> "no."
  73. [18:40] <Alex_> "not this"
  74. [18:40] <Alex_> alex now looks down at his own body:
  75. [18:41] * Lyra_Bel stands around awkwardly
  76. [18:42] <Alex_> "Should we kill him"
  77. [18:42] <Alex_> "me"
  78. [18:42] * Lyra_Bel looks up, alarmed
  79. [18:42] <Lyra_Bel> "What?"
  80. [18:43] <Alex_> "im passed out"
  81. [18:43] <Alex_> "seems like the best opportunity to kill me and god tier"
  82. [18:43] <Lyra_Bel> "You don't need to God Tier"
  83. [18:44] <Alex_> "I dont, i gu ess"
  84. [18:45] <Lyra_Bel> "Do... do you want to?" She ventures
  85. [18:46] <Alex_> "I've been thinking about it a bit"
  86. [18:47] <Alex_> "Sure i can beat literally anything in the universe"
  87. [18:47] <Alex_> "but what if someone dies?"
  88. [18:47] <Alex_> "for good"
  89. [18:47] <Alex_> "If i was god tiered could i bring them back?"
  90. [18:47] <Alex_> "I am a god, of life"
  91. [18:47] <Alex_> "what do i do gagain? inherit it?"
  92. [18:47] <Lyra_Bel> "Defend yourself with it"
  93. [18:47] <Alex_> "sounds fucking good to me"
  94. [18:48] <Alex_> "what"
  95. [18:49] <Lyra_Bel> "Heir. You defend yourself with your aspect"
  96. [18:49] <Lyra_Bel> "Probably"
  97. [18:50] <Alex_> "So i couldnt"
  98. [18:50] <Alex_> "what culd i do then"
  99. [18:50] <Lyra_Bel> "I don't know"
  100. [18:51] <Lyra_Bel> "I can't see any heirs of life"
  101. [18:51] <Alex_> "You what?"
  102. [18:51] <Lyra_Bel> "My power"
  103. [18:51] <Lyra_Bel> "S'how I know stuff"
  104. [18:52] <Alex_> "see? whats with that"
  105. [18:52] <Lyra_Bel> "With what?"
  106. [18:52] <Alex_> "how can you see things"
  107. [18:53] <Alex_> "what- nevermind"
  108. [18:53] <Lyra_Bel> "It's hard to explain"
  109. [18:53] <Lyra_Bel> "Something... transcendant. More than real"
  110. [18:54] <Lyra_Bel> "Like a new pair of eyes that detect a new sense that only you have"
  111. [18:54] <Alex_> "yeah dont bother thats fgucking weird"
  112. [18:54] <Lyra_Bel> "I know"
  113. [18:56] <Alex_> I pick myself up.
  114. [18:57] <Alex_> "what should we do now?"
  115. [18:57] <Alex_> "actually i know"
  116. [18:57] <Alex_> "lets go to the place i would go for my death if i decide to"
  117. [18:58] * Lyra_Bel nods
  118. [18:58] <Lyra_Bel> "Quest bed, on LOAAC"
  119. [18:58] <Lyra_Bel> "Jumpcut?"
  120. [18:58] <Alex_> "sure"
  121. [18:58] <Lyra_Bel> They go...
  122. [18:58] <Lyra_Bel> ===== JUMPCUT =====
  123. [18:58] <Lyra_Bel> ... to his quest bed
  124. [18:59] <Lyra_Bel> "Just... lie it down on this"
  125. [18:59] <Alex_> Alex shakes the crap off and puts it on.
  126. [18:59] <Alex_> "Damn."
  127. [19:00] <Lyra_Bel> "Can you do me a favour?"
  128. [19:00] <Lyra_Bel> "Quick one"
  129. [19:00] <Alex_> "whats up?"
  130. [19:00] <Lyra_Bel> "Remember that you don't have to do this. You can choose not to"
  131. [19:01] <Lyra_Bel> "Nothing's forcing you either way"
  132. [19:02] <Alex_> "I know"
  133. [19:02] <Alex_> "Im just thinking"
  134. [19:02] <Lyra_Bel> "Good"
  135. [19:02] <Lyra_Bel> "I just..."
  136. [19:02] <Lyra_Bel> "Really don't wanna force you either way"
  137. [19:03] <Alex_> "I know."
  138. [19:04] <Alex_> "I wish tehre was some way my body could just stop breathing"
  139. [19:04] <Alex_> "Come back to life better and stronger."
  140. [19:04] <Alex_> "...but i cant do it"
  141. [19:04] <Alex_> "and no one else may."
  142. [19:05] <Lyra_Bel> "Good way to put it"
  143. [19:06] <Alex_> Alex just stares... at himself.
  144. [19:07] <Lyra_Bel> "... D'you remember one of the first conversations we had?"
  145. [19:07] <Alex_> "where i was convinced you were god?"
  146. [19:08] <Lyra_Bel> "Bit after that"
  147. [19:08] <Lyra_Bel> "About us being dead"
  148. [19:08] <Alex_> "No, i dont"
  149. [19:08] <Lyra_Bel> "Best way to die is carbon monoxide"
  150. [19:09] <Lyra_Bel> "Painless sleep"
  151. [19:09] <Alex_> "so what you want me to just flood this..."
  152. [19:09] <Alex_> "wherever we are"
  153. [19:09] <Alex_> "with CO2?"
  154. [19:09] <Lyra_Bel> "I don't want you to do anything"
  155. [19:10] <Lyra_Bel> "M'just... keeping your options open"
  156. [19:10] <Lyra_Bel> "I don't know"
  157. [19:11] <Alex_> "thanks"
  158. [19:12] <Alex_> "i dont know what to do"
  159. [19:13] <Lyra_Bel> "Pros and cons. Talk out loud"
  160. [19:13] <Lyra_Bel> "Get a list of ideas, so you aren't constantly overwhelmed"
  161. [19:14] <Alex_> "there isnt much to discuss"
  162. [19:14] <Alex_> "tehres nothing but benefits'
  163. [19:14] <Alex_> "the question is am i strong enough to kill myself?"
  164. [19:15] <Lyra_Bel> "Um... keeping in mind that it's still your choice"
  165. [19:15] <Lyra_Bel> "I read something like that, once"
  166. [19:16] <Lyra_Bel> "F'y'wanna maybe talk about it"
  167. [19:17] <Alex_> "Read somethnig like what"
  168. [19:17] <Lyra_Bel> "Well"
  169. [19:17] <Lyra_Bel> "Like whether being "better" than before is really any better"
  170. [19:18] <Alex_> "What the fuck does that mean"
  171. [19:18] <Lyra_Bel> "Well"
  172. [19:19] <Lyra_Bel> "How hard is it to act brave when you're invincible?"
  173. [19:19] <Lyra_Bel> "Not really so crazy much, right?"
  174. [19:21] <Alex_> "So youre sayign i should be brave now since i could die"
  175. [19:21] <Lyra_Bel> "Well, no"
  176. [19:21] <Lyra_Bel> "I mean"
  177. [19:21] * Lyra_Bel shakes her head
  178. [19:22] <Lyra_Bel> "What I mean is that people who don't have anything to be afraid of aren't necessarily *better* than people who do"
  179. [19:23] <Lyra_Bel> "Superman saves cities on a daily basis. But a random cop who saves one person from a potential drive-by is a hero too, right?"
  180. [19:23] <Alex_> "id rather save cities than one person"
  181. [19:24] <Lyra_Bel> "Why?"
  182. [19:24] <Alex_> "more good done"
  183. [19:24] <Alex_> "No question"
  184. [19:25] <Lyra_Bel> "So you'd just let that one person get shot?"
  185. [19:26] <Alex_> "better than the entire city being gone"
  186. [19:27] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay"
  187. [19:27] <Lyra_Bel> "So that "more good" thing, then"
  188. [19:27] <Lyra_Bel> "Is that in your eyes, or theirs?"
  189. [19:27] <Lyra_Bel> "So you can feel like you've done good, or so that they'll know you have?"
  190. [19:28] <Alex_> "Shit what the hell kind of question is that"
  191. [19:28] <Alex_> "im tryign to make the world less shitty"
  192. [19:29] <Lyra_Bel> "Then why is it even in question?"
  193. [19:30] <Alex_> "Fuckin hell im not understanding this conversation"
  194. [19:31] <Lyra_Bel> "Never mind, then"
  195. [19:31] <Lyra_Bel> "F'it's not helping you then there's no point"
  196. [19:31] <Alex_> Alex doesnt say anything fora bit
  197. [19:31] <Alex_> "Lyra summon me a gun"
  198. [19:32] * Lyra_Bel wordlessly does so
  199. [19:32] <Alex_> Alex captchalogues it
  200. [19:32] <Alex_> "thanks"
  201. [19:32] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah"
  202. [19:35] <Alex_> alex continues to stare at himself wordlessly.
  203. [19:36] * Lyra_Bel opens her mouth to speak, then closes it. She tries again twice more before finally managing to say anything
  204. [19:36] <Lyra_Bel> "Y'know what I hate?"
  205. [19:36] <Alex_> "what"
  206. [19:36] <Lyra_Bel> "Whichever choice you make, right here, you're going to regret in one way or another"
  207. [19:37] <Lyra_Bel> "Zugzwang"
  208. [19:37] <Alex_> "what"
  209. [19:38] <Lyra_Bel> "S'what it's called. When the act of having to choose is what hurts you"
  210. [19:38] <Lyra_Bel> "You'd be fine either way if it was forced. But like this..."
  211. [19:38] <Alex_> "zugzwang"
  212. [19:38] <Alex_> alex laugh
  213. [19:38] <Alex_> s
  214. [19:38] <Alex_> "fucking zugzwang"
  215. [19:39] * Lyra_Bel nods
  216. [19:39] <Lyra_Bel> "Fricking zugzwang"
  217. [19:40] <Alex_> "heheh oh right you dont like swearing"
  218. [19:40] <Alex_> "sorry i wasnt in my best mentality"
  219. [19:40] <Lyra_Bel> "Unlike certain people in the room, I was raised right"
  220. [19:40] <Lyra_Bel> :P
  221. [19:41] <Alex_> "sure"
  222. [19:41] <Lyra_Bel> "I don't mind. Don't need to watch your tongue, I'm... *well* beyond the point of caring"
  223. [19:42] <Alex_> "alright"
  224. [19:44] <Alex_> Alex still doesnt get anywhere.
  225. [19:44] * Lyra_Bel too thanks
  226. [19:45] <Alex_> Alex lays down and goes to sleep
  227. [19:45] <Alex_> ...and wakes up on the slab.
  228. [19:46] <Lyra_Bel> "Good sleep?"
  229. [19:46] <Alex_> he then puts his other body on the slab.
  230. [19:46] <Alex_> "yeah i killed a king"
  231. [19:46] <Lyra_Bel> "Sounds exciting"
  232. [19:46] <Alex_> Alex pulls out the gun and aims it at his own head.
  233. [19:46] <Alex_> On the slab
  234. [19:47] * Lyra_Bel averts her eyes
  235. [19:47] <Alex_> "fuck... i dont know if i can do this"
  236. [19:48] <Lyra_Bel> "You don't need to"
  237. [19:48] * Lyra_Bel keeps staring at nothing in particular
  238. [19:48] <Lyra_Bel> "I know I keep saying it and it sounds like a trap choice"
  239. [19:49] <Lyra_Bel> "Like how the heroes don't really *need* to help fight the final villain, nobody will blame them if they run away, stuff like that"
  240. [19:49] <Lyra_Bel> "But it really will be okay if you stay mortal"
  241. [19:49] <Alex_> "so then the villian murders everyone else"
  242. [19:49] <Lyra_Bel> "This isn't one of those times"
  243. [19:51] <Alex_> Alex lowers the gun
  244. [19:53] <Alex_> "damn."
  245. [19:53] <Alex_> "cant do it"
  246. [19:53] <Alex_> "Not now"
  247. [19:54] * Lyra_Bel looks back at him
  248. [19:54] <Lyra_Bel> "... You're sure?"
  249. [19:55] <Alex_> "yeah"
  250. [19:56] <Lyra_Bel> "Not gonna kick yourself about it later?"
  251. [19:56] <Alex_> "Im sure i will."
  252. [19:56] <Alex_> "so..."
  253. [19:56] <Alex_> "can you summon... a big camping backpack, a coffin, and a bunch of bungee cords?"
  254. [19:57] * Lyra_Bel obliges
  255. [19:57] <Lyra_Bel> "... S'gonna be weird when you swap and find yourself tied up"
  256. [19:57] <Alex_> "that is"
  257. [19:58] <Alex_> I put myself in the coffin, bungee myself to the coffin so i'll stay upright, close it, then fasten the coffin to the backpack, getting out any supplies i need form lyra
  258. [19:58] <Alex_> I now have a coffinpack.
  259. [19:59] <Alex_> Like gaara's sand thnig im just gonna carry it around
  260. [19:59] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay"
  261. [19:59] <Lyra_Bel> "So"
  262. [19:59] <Lyra_Bel> "Guess we're ready to keep going"
  263. [19:59] <Lyra_Bel> "To... somewhere"
  264. [20:01] <Alex_> :guess so"
  265. [20:02] <Lyra_Bel> "... Other session is fighting their kings now, too"
  266. [20:03] <Alex_> "And we'll be ther eto help[ right?"
  267. [20:03] <Alex_> "i can kill kings"
  268. [20:03] <Alex_> "I can hepl them"
  269. [20:04] <Lyra_Bel> "Not sure anymore"
  270. [20:04] <Lyra_Bel> "All so hard to tell"
  271. [20:04] <Alex_> "so ask 12 about it"
  272. [20:05] <Lyra_Bel> "Twelve... isn't my best friend right this second"
  273. [20:05] <Lyra_Bel> "I don't think he's gonna be willing to help much more"
  274. [20:05] <Alex_> "so how do we get there?'
  275. [20:06] <Lyra_Bel> "Well..."
  276. [20:06] * Lyra_Bel grins
  277. [20:06] <Lyra_Bel> "You have no idea how tempting it is right now to see if I can use my power to do a textbook fade to black right now"
  278. [20:07] <Alex_> "Can you?"
  279. [20:07] <Alex_> "we've looted and pillaged, we're done with everything here"
  280. [20:08] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah"
  281. [20:08] <Alex_> "i dont have anythnig else to do"
  282. [20:08] <Alex_> "might as well"
  283. [20:08] <Lyra_Bel> "I've been talking to Lily about making something work"
  284. [20:08] <Lyra_Bel> "Tryna figure out how to cobble things together ourselves"
  285. [20:09] <Lyra_Bel> "Hammer our way through with blunt force, y'know?"
  286. [20:09] <Alex_> "not... really?"
  287. [20:10] <Lyra_Bel> "Well"
  288. [20:10] <Lyra_Bel> "Somewhat immortal and omnipotent overdeity wants us to stay here"
  289. [20:10] <Lyra_Bel> "So what if we cheat and sneak through anyway?"
  290. [20:11] <Alex_> "Sounds good to me"
  291. [20:11] <Alex_> "amd i can fight it if it wants
  292. [20:12] <Lyra_Bel> "Technically true"
  293. [20:12] <Lyra_Bel> "If he's not a layer... up..."
  294. [20:12] * Lyra_Bel trails off
  295. [20:13] <Lyra_Bel> "Alex, you magnificent genius"
  296. [20:13] <Alex_> "what"
  297. [20:13] <Lyra_Bel> "You can fight *anything*"
  298. [20:13] <Lyra_Bel> "Any *thing*"
  299. [20:14] <Lyra_Bel> "Which means if your opponent becomes something like Twelve is..."
  300. [20:14] <Alex_> "What i can punch a god"
  301. [20:14] <Alex_> ((i need to find michael and punch him))
  302. [20:14] <Alex_> ((ALEXANDER PYRITE BABY))
  303. [20:15] <Lyra_Bel> ((This is what we in the business call "stupid"))
  304. [20:15] <Lyra_Bel> "Eeyup"
  305. [20:16] <Alex_> "awsome"
  306. [20:16] <Alex_> "but also scary"
  307. [20:16] <Lyra_Bel> "Everything's scary. S'what makes it worth doing"
  308. [20:18] <Lyra_Bel> "So"
  309. [20:18] <Alex_> "So"
  310. [20:18] <Lyra_Bel> "That puts our team at you, me, and Silver"
  311. [20:18] <Lyra_Bel> "Against Twelve"
  312. [20:18] <Lyra_Bel> "... We might be able to work with this"
  313. [20:22] <Lyra_Bel> "... Can I just say how freaking great it is to actually have people to trust as allies?"
  314. [20:22] <Alex_> "who is silver"
  315. [20:22] <Alex_> "And also yes you may"
  316. [20:23] <Lyra_Bel> "Lily, one layer of reality upwards"
  317. [20:23] <Lyra_Bel> "And it's so freaking great to actually have people to trust as allies"
  318. [20:27] <Alex_> "one layer of- what the heck does that mena"
  319. [20:28] <Lyra_Bel> "It means her soul"
  320. [20:28] <Lyra_Bel> "You've got one too, but you're strong enough to not need one, I don't think"
  321. [20:28] <Alex_> "that doesnt explaina nythnig man"
  322. [20:28] <Lyra_Bel> "I know. Any I'm sorry"
  323. [20:28] <Lyra_Bel> "Took me like eight months to work it all out myself"
  324. [20:29] <Alex_> "great"
  325. [20:29] <Alex_> "why dont i need one?"
  326. [20:29] <Alex_> "i'm "strong""
  327. [20:30] <Lyra_Bel> "You're kind of omnipotent, dude"
  328. [20:30] <Alex_> "So omnipotent i dont need a soul?"
  329. [20:30] <Lyra_Bel> "Well, you do"
  330. [20:30] == yzabtech [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_Procyon
  331. [20:30] <Lyra_Bel> "To like move around and stuff"
  332. [20:31] <Lyra_Bel> "But not to act outside of bounds"
  333. [20:31] == Jaczac [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_Procyon
  334. [20:31] <Alex_> "act out of bounds?"
  335. [20:32] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah. Y'know, 'heroic resolve' your way out of dying and stuff. Like in your fight"
  336. [20:33] <yzabtech> ((ok what))
  337. [20:33] <Alex_> "What? Wait..."
  338. [20:33] <Alex_> "did i... cheat?"
  339. [20:34] * Lyra_Bel grins
  340. [20:34] <Lyra_Bel> "More like punching the rules in the face to prove that you're better than they are"
  341. [20:35] <Alex_> "fun"
  342. [20:35] <Lyra_Bel> "S'pretty awesome, yeah"
  343.  
  344. [19:47] <Alex_> "i just..."
  345. [19:48] <Alex_> "it is pretty awesome
  346. [19:48] <Alex_> "but isnt a soul helpful?"
  347. [19:48] * Lyra_Bel blinks
  348. [19:48] <Lyra_Bel> "What do you mean?"
  349. [19:48] <Alex_> "dunno man"
  350. [19:48] <Lyra_Bel> "Like, you still *have* one"
  351. [19:48] <Alex_> "in basically every other fucking tv sho-" o
  352. [19:48] <Alex_> "oh what'
  353. [19:49] <Lyra_Bel> "S'why you and I can talk instead of you just being one of Carl's puppets or something"
  354. [19:49] <Lyra_Bel> "You're a person"
  355. [19:49] <Lyra_Bel> "It's just... y'know. There's stuff you can do without needing to rely on the soul to do it for you"
  356. [19:50] <Alex_> "oh"
  357. [19:50] <Alex_> "like getting back up right"
  358. [19:50] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah"
  359. [19:50] <Lyra_Bel> "I'm like 90% sure a normal person woulda died there"
  360. [19:51] <Alex_> "are ny of us normal though"
  361. [19:51] <Lyra_Bel> "Not even a little bit"
  362. [19:52] <Alex_> "could you have survived?"
  363. [19:52] <Lyra_Bel> "Hmm"
  364. [19:52] <Lyra_Bel> "Hard to say. I don't really... interact with the world the same way anymore"
  365. [19:52] <Lyra_Bel> "For me, I think survival might have just consisted of saying "Lyra gets back up"
  366. [19:53] <Lyra_Bel> "
  367. [19:53] <Alex_> "oh..."
  368. [19:53] <Lyra_Bel> "I think"
  369. [19:54] <Lyra_Bel> "S'also possible I'd be too dead to say that"
  370. [19:55] <Alex_> "thats true
  371. [19:56] * Lyra_Bel shrugs
  372. [19:56] <Lyra_Bel> "Different brands of omnipotence, different rules"
  373. [19:57] <Alex_> "i guess so..."
  374. [19:57] <Lyra_Bel> "What's wrong?"
  375. [19:58] <Lyra_Bel> "You're kinda trailing off on me here"
  376. [19:58] <Alex_> "lyra do you ever feel like you wish you werent omnipotent?"
  377. [19:58] <Lyra_Bel> "Um... not really. It's kind of a lot nicer than getting tortured"
  378. [19:58] <Lyra_Bel> "... Do you?"
  379. [19:59] <Alex_> "... what do you know about comics?"
  380. [19:59] <Lyra_Bel> "There's a guy called Thanos in one of them"
  381. [19:59] <Lyra_Bel> :P
  382. [19:59] <Alex_> "great"
  383. [19:59] <Lyra_Bel> "That's all I got"
  384. [19:59] <Alex_> "well, theres this guy cyborg"
  385. [20:00] <Alex_> "and in a knock off animated tv show from like early 2000's, he liked working out"
  386. [20:00] <Alex_> "but, he was part robot becuase some douche mostly killed him"
  387. [20:01] <Alex_> "And at some point, he peaked"
  388. [20:01] <Alex_> "becuase he couldnt work out anymore because he was robotic"
  389. [20:02] <Alex_> "i kind of feel like that"
  390. [20:02] <Alex_> "like what im doing isnt me""
  391. [20:02] <Alex_> "its some god giving me power, and not e ven because i did anytbhnig"
  392. [20:02] <Alex_> "just because you died"
  393. [20:03] <Lyra_Bel> "Well, wait a sec"
  394. [20:03] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah, you got stronger, but it wasn't like you were just given a dead black king"
  395. [20:03] <Lyra_Bel> "You still earned that win"
  396. [20:04] <Alex_> "how though"
  397. [20:04] <Alex_> "without ankles the death god thers no way i coud have done it"
  398. [20:04] <Alex_> "i'dve been squashed with the first spear"
  399. [20:05] <Lyra_Bel> "And without Spencer the history geek, I'd never have been able to take down the queen"
  400. [20:05] <Lyra_Bel> "Heck, without my freaking server I'd have died in the meteors"
  401. [20:05] <Lyra_Bel> "That doesn't mean everything I do is thanks to them, does it?"
  402. [20:05] <Alex_> "No..."
  403. [20:05] <Alex_> "but theyre resources"
  404. [20:05] <Alex_> "like my gauntlets"
  405. [20:06] <Lyra_Bel> "As opposed to what?"
  406. [20:07] <Alex_> "someone literally just giving me all the power i need"
  407. [20:08] <Lyra_Bel> "There's a term for that, I think"
  408. [20:08] <Lyra_Bel> "Like"
  409. [20:08] <Lyra_Bel> "Being strong doesn't matter if you can't work out how to use it"
  410. [20:09] <Alex_> "thats about right"
  411. [20:10] <Lyra_Bel> "But you *were* able to work it out"
  412. [20:10] <Lyra_Bel> "And beat up the king. In the crazy awesomest way possible"
  413. [20:11] <Alex_> "by getting beaten once and almost dgetting beat again?"
  414. [20:12] <Lyra_Bel> "Meant with the dropping him on his own army and then tackling him from orbit"
  415. [20:12] <Lyra_Bel> "And then being tough enough to go *beyond* the wish's limits, and get back up even after getting beaten, then take a win"
  416. [20:14] <Alex_> "do i know it was me though"
  417. [20:14] <Alex_> "what if it was the wish that gave me the strength"
  418. [20:15] <Lyra_Bel> "Do you want me to check?"
  419. [20:15] <Lyra_Bel> "I can"
  420. [20:15] <Alex_> "fucking what"
  421. [20:15] <Alex_> "how?"
  422. [20:15] <Lyra_Bel> "Power stupidity, mostly"
  423. [20:15] <Lyra_Bel> "It might even work"
  424. [20:16] <Alex_> "Fine go"
  425. [20:17] <Lyra_Bel> "Yep, there we go"
  426. [20:17] <Lyra_Bel> "All it did was make you bigger, hit harder and faster, and be better at blocking attacks"
  427. [20:17] <Lyra_Bel> "Nothing about being able to get up again after"
  428. [20:17] <Lyra_Bel> "That part was you"
  429. [20:17] <Lyra_Bel> "Without the wish"
  430. [20:18] <Alex_> "great"
  431. [20:19] <Alex_> "i guess thats comforting"
  432. [20:19] <Lyra_Bel> "You're better than y'think"
  433. [20:20] <Alex_> "thanks i guess"
  434. [20:23] <Lyra_Bel> "... I'll tell you what"
  435. [20:23] * Lyra_Bel grins
  436. [20:23] <Alex_> "what"
  437. [20:23] <Alex_> "what does that grin mean"
  438. [20:23] <Lyra_Bel> "Means I have an idea"
  439. [20:24] <Lyra_Bel> "Which is probably gonna go horribly wrong"
  440. [20:24] <Lyra_Bel> "But it's still an idea"
  441. [20:24] <Alex_> "have at it i guess"
  442. [20:24] <Lyra_Bel> "You wanna prove you aren't being handed the win, right?"
  443. [20:26] <Alex_> "I dont like this"
  444. [20:26] * Lyra_Bel 's grin widens
  445. [20:28] <Lyra_Bel> "Fight me."
  446. [20:28] <Alex_> "oh hell no"
  447. [20:28] <Alex_> "arent you just like"
  448. [20:29] <Lyra_Bel> "C'mon it'll be great!"
  449. [20:29] <Alex_> "bullshit the game"
  450. [20:29] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah! But if your thing equalizes us..."
  451. [20:29] <Alex_> "thats gonna break the world"
  452. [20:29] <Lyra_Bel> "And it'll be *awesome*"
  453. [20:30] <Alex_> "Lyra i dont think i could"
  454. [20:30] <Lyra_Bel> "Are y'sure? Not even a friendly spar?"
  455. [20:30] <Alex_> "I dont know..."
  456. [20:31] <Lyra_Bel> "Aww, c'mon"
  457. [20:31] <Lyra_Bel> "You know it'd be cool to actually have a fair fight"
  458. [20:31] <Alex_> "maybe"
  459. [20:32] <Alex_> "im worried abut the laws of physics though"
  460. [20:32] <Lyra_Bel> "Then we can drop the power stuff"
  461. [20:32] <Lyra_Bel> "Here, I might even be able to shut it off"
  462. [20:33] <Lyra_Bel> "Just become a normal, proper fight"
  463. [20:34] <Alex_> "I'd agree to that"
  464. [20:34] <Alex_> "but lyra im like"
  465. [20:34] <Lyra_Bel> "Stronger than me?"
  466. [20:34] <Alex_> "half a foot taller and way stronger"
  467. [20:34] <Alex_> "yeah"
  468. [20:35] <Lyra_Bel> "True"
  469. [20:35] <Lyra_Bel> "... Sure is a good thing you always fight on an even level, eh?"
  470. [20:35] <Alex_> "wait this thing wont bring me down will it?"
  471. [20:35] <Lyra_Bel> "I have no idea"
  472. [20:36] <Lyra_Bel> "Hopefully not, since that really isn't much of a fair fight at all"
  473. [20:37] <Alex_> "isnt that by definition fair"
  474. [20:37] <Lyra_Bel> "Even, maybe. But not fair, I don't think"
  475. [20:38] <Lyra_Bel> "Since I'm fighting at peak capacity, but you've gotta get used to not being yourself anymore, s'far as being strong goes"
  476. [20:41] <Lyra_Bel> "... So whaddaya think?"
  477. [20:41] <Alex_> "that amkes sense i guess"
  478. [20:41] <Alex_> "i still dont know if i want to do it"
  479. [20:42] <Lyra_Bel> "Guess that's fair"
  480. [20:42] <Lyra_Bel> "No need to prove that I could kick your butt, after all"
  481. [20:42] <Lyra_Bel> :P
  482. [20:42] <Alex_> "true"
  483. [20:42] <Alex_> "very true"
  484. [20:44] <Lyra_Bel> "... That was a joke, Alex"
  485. [20:45] <Alex_> "please"
  486. [20:45] <Alex_> "couldnt you like"
  487. [20:46] <Alex_> "write me out of existence"
  488. [20:46] <Lyra_Bel> "I meant without my power"
  489. [20:46] <Lyra_Bel> "And no. Can't do that while you still have a soul"
  490. [20:46] * Lyra_Bel smiles. "S'part of why I'm glad you do"
  491. [20:47] <Alex_> "you like that i could beat you?"
  492. [20:47] <Lyra_Bel> "That you could *try*"
  493. [20:47] <Lyra_Bel> "C'mon. Where's the fun if it's guaranteed either way?"
  494. [20:50] <Alex_> "i guess"
  495. [20:50] <Alex_> "i did just give a big monologue about absolute power"
  496. [20:50] <Lyra_Bel> "True"
  497. [20:51] <Lyra_Bel> "But physical strength doesn't have to mean everything"
  498. [20:51] <Alex_> "its all ive got though"
  499. [20:52] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah. So maybe I can make up for it by, I dunno, being really frigging stab-happy or something"
  500. [20:52] <Lyra_Bel> "Boom, even match"
  501. [20:53] <Lyra_Bel> "... But only if y'wanna. Not going to force you"
  502. [20:53] <Alex_> "I'd rather not"
  503. [20:54] <Alex_> "im not a huge fan of fighting just randomly"
  504. [20:54] <Lyra_Bel> "Alright then"
  505. [20:54] <Lyra_Bel> "To each their own"
  506. [20:55] <Lyra_Bel> "We'll just have to find another way to prove you don't need Ankles' help to be good at stuff"
  507. [20:56] <Alex_> "i guess so"
  508. [20:56] <Alex_> "maybe a way to turn it off at will"
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  510. [20:57] <Lyra_Bel> "Makes sense"
  511. [20:57] <Lyra_Bel> "Does it not already do that?"
  512. [20:57] <Lyra_Bel> "Or like"
  513. [20:57] <Alex_> "I dont know"
  514. [20:57] <Lyra_Bel> "Huh"
  515. [20:58] <Lyra_Bel> "Weird"
  516. [20:58] <Alex_> "that was the fist real challenge ivefaced"
  517. [20:59] <Lyra_Bel> "Well, if you're interested in fighting a challenge..." A grin starts creeping across her face again.
  518. [20:59] == combustingSucculent [[email protected]] has quit [Client Quit]
  519. [20:59] <Alex_> "i'll give you a call"
  520. [21:00] <Lyra_Bel> "Deal"
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