JenniffyRL Excuses

My music stopped...~
I was reading chat...~
I went shopping...~
I'm not properly stonered...~
My equilibrium was off or some shit...~
I should've got better stoned...~
We haven't got the proper amount of Bacardi running through the veins yet...~
Blame it on the rain...~
It was the weather...~
I woke up wrong today...~
My thumb got in the way...~
The grass is wet...~
I didn't have my screen on...~
I need to smoke more weed...~
My hair was in the way...~
This music needs to be changed...~
I gotta change my car...~
The grass feels sluggish...~
My thumb didn't work...~
My glasses were dirty...~
My arms are stiff...~
I was looking at the moon or something...~
I'm too stoned...~
I felt like I was in a Tron game...~
My thoughts are louder than my music...~
Maybe it's time to change the vehicle...~
I don't even know how to work this car...~
My fingers are cold...~
To be fair I didn't play right the first 2 minutes of the game...~
My fingers don't listen...~
Sometimes I think my thumbs don't work...~
No music is playing?!? Oh that's the problem...~
My chair moved...~
This is new weed I'm smoking so I'm not used to the high yet...~
I need the right music to motivate me...~
Sometimes I don't have control over the car, the car has control over me...~
Sorry I was talking about little dicks, I didn't mean to miss the shot...~
My rearview mirror fell off...~
I was possessed by something...~
Sorry I just went into a vortex, a stoner vortex...~
Gangster rap made me do it...~
I had to sneeze...~
I forgot what color I am...~
I was reading the news...~
My eye is swollen...~
It was a computer glitch...~
The wind blew me over...~
I was thinking about ice cream...~
I was thinking about peeing...~