Umineko question

1. First of all, are you anti-fantasy or anti-mystery?
Neither of them. The fantasy elements are very entertaining and symbolic, whereas the mystery aspect is thought-provoking and realistic. Both components are essential for creating the beautiful masterpiece of Umineko no Naku Koro ni.

2. Name some of your favorite characters! =3
Willard H Wright, Ushiromiya Ange, Furudo Erika

3. Now name your favorite pairings!
Lambadelta x Bernkastel, Jessica x Kanon

4. Name some of your LEAST favorite characters…
SUMADERA KASUMI!!! Also, Featherine and Gaap.

5. Name your LEAST favorite parings (Say BeaBat and I’ll shoot you~)
Will x Lion (seriously, they're just partners), Bernkastel x Erika

6. Do you have any theories? Name your favorite! ^^ (Ex. Who is Battler’s real mother?)
There is no single person that represents Beatrice. The identity of Beatrice changes from game to game. Whoever solves the epitaph becomes Beatrice and executes the murders, possibly with the help of some accomplices.

7.Who has the coolest clothing or sense of style? (Girly question FTW >;3 )
Willard H Wright. Simple, but cool.

8. If you could be any character in Umineko, who would you be?
Willard H Wright. Cool, intelligent enough to deduce the truth behind the mystery, and never neglects the importance of the heart. Also, that sword.

9. If you could make any non-canon pairing real, which pairing would you make?
Jessica x Kanon. I like them both and their thoughts and feelings are so heartwarming. Beato is so evil ;~;

10. (Sorry guys! ) GeorgexShannon, JessicaxKanon or ShannonxKanon?
JessicaxKanon. I dislike George, and Shannon deserves much better than him. ShannonxKanon is almost incest, since they've been raised as siblings.

11. In your opinion, who is the hottest female Umineko character?
I don't particularly find any of the females as being "hot", but if I had to pick one, I guess it'd be Ushiromiya Ange.

12. Who is the hottest male character?
Willard H Wright. No contest.

13.Which Umineko character song is your favorite?
Intellectual Rapist (Furude Erika)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qegCR2h-Rc

14. Name some of your favorite Umineko BGMS. (And if you didn’t play the VN, do you like the opening or the ending to the anime better?)
ALL of the big zts tracks, especially worldenddominator. From the non-zts, I like Life, lixAxil, Soar, Dread of the Grave, Hope, battlefield, etc

15. What do you think of the Umineko genderbends? (Ex. Battler being female, Beato being male, etc.)
Um, what? I'm going to pretend you didn't mention those and will try my best at suppressing the weird images that are popping up in my head.

16. What non-Umineko song reminds you of Umineko?
Higurashi's "You"

17. Is LamdaxBern canon?
Absolutely.

18. In order, which Umineko arcs were your favorite? (Ex. EP1, EP3, EP4, EP2)
EP6, EP8, EP4, EP5, EP3, EP7, EP2, EP1

19. Which portrait is your favorite?
Will+Lion. I like that duo.

20. Which witch powers would you like to have?
Erika's 'Detective Authority'. It pretty much lets you get to the bottom of any mystery.

21.Which human character would you like to see as a Beatrice? (Ex. Gohda-Beatrice. XD;; )
Gohda-Beatrice would be pretty interesting, actually. But seriously, I'd want to see a Kyrie-Beatrice. She's really intelligent, so I wanna see what cool tricks she can conjure up.

22. Name three of the Seven Sisters of Purgatory that describe you best.
Beezlebub of Gluttony because I love eating, Belphegor of Sloth because I'm lazy and procrastinate a lot, Satan of Wrath because I sometimes have a short temper.

23. Name the seven sisters that suit you the least.
Asmodeus of Lust and Leviathan of Envy, I guess

24. Who’s your favorite siesta?
Chiester 45, definitely

25. Who’s your favorite human adult?
Ushiromiya Rosa. She still manages to pull through despite all the harsh challenges that she has to face...

26. Least favorite?
Sumadera Kasumi, if she counts. I hate her so much. If it's only restricted to the 18, then Ushiromiya Hideyoshi, because all the others have their cool moments.

27. If you’ve already played EP5, ignore this question, if not, why do you think many people hate Erika Furudo?
I did read EP5, so I won't answer this question, though I think it's more to do with EP6 than EP5.

28. If you’ve played EP5, do YOU like Erika?.
She irritates me more than any other Umineko character. But that is the reason why I love her so much~ That's a yes, btw

29. What character(s) would you like to see get devoured by goats?
Sumadera Kasumi. She needs to be eaten by the lowest of the lowest furniture. Even Goat-kun deserves a better meal.

30. Who would you like to see kill who? (Ex. I wanna see Gohda kill Natsuhi! XD)
I wanna see Will killing Erika. Sword vs scythe, should be a really cool battle!

31. If you throw in another two alter-egos of two character from Higurashi (Ex. Rika to Bern and Erika or Hanyuu to Featherine) who would you choose? Make sure to give them a witch name!
Mion as a Demon Witch, and Rena trying to take Maria home. Not sure about their names though.

32. Are there any characters that AREN’T in the Umineko anime OP that you want to see?
Will...

33. On Christmas Eve’s eve, the last Umineko episode came out! What was your reaction?
I haven't watched it, oops

34. Do you know what the “Angeburger”( ) joke means? (NO SPOILERS please)
Yes, I do, and this joke is extremely horrible and sick and cannot be considered a joke.

35. Do you have any Umineko OCs?
Nope.

36. What is your view on Magic? (Ex. I DON’T BELIEVE!)
Magic is just science that is not understood. Everything has a logical and rational explanation, but the human observers aren't always capable of finding them. Any occurrence that the human observers fail to explain is a case of magic, but this is purely caused by the limitations on the observers' abilities and not on the reality of the nature of the occurrence.