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- Gomenasai, my name is Zenos-Sama
- I'm a 37 year old dual-kingdom Viceroy (OP bully for you Eorzeans). I sit in my chair and discard lives, and spend my days perfecting my swing and collecting Doman katanas. (Zantetsuken, Tsurugi, Masamune series)
- I train with my three katananas every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through roegadyns because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on Hydaelyn. I earned my samurai job stone 25 years ago and I have been getting better every day!
- I speak Doman fluently, both Kugane and Tamamizu dialect, and I delegate fluently as well. I know everything about Doman history and their their sekiseigumi code, which I follow 0%.
- When I get my Garlean emperorship, I am moving to Doma to dominate Domans harshly and destroy more of their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a god or summon a primal!
- I own a giant bucket that holds three katanananas at once, which I wear around my kingdoms. I want to get used to all of them before I move to Doma, so I can fit in with real Doman samuraisu easier! I am bowed to by my elders and seniors and speak fluent Domanese as often as I can, but rarely can anyone manage to respond.
- Wish me luck in Doma!
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