Trump Bio

Let me tell you this, and just hold on for a moment.

We have a MASSIVE trade deficit with Defera! I've spoken with Ambassador Surah many times and they're bleeding the Federation dry. They offer NOTHING for the ground troops that Starfleet sends there! Very bad for Starfleet. Very Bad indeed.

It's all the fault of Aennik Okeg. That Saurian has done EVERYTHING for Sauria, but nothing for Earth or other Federation colonies. He'll spend fortunes on new worlds but completely forget about the older ones that have been part of the Federation since the start. You notice that he never refers to the Borg or the undine or the Iconians for what they are, don't you? "Alien of the Week" is what they are and what they've always been. Sure we get along well with the Klingons and the Romulans now but look at the Romulans.

The Romulans are our Allies now but they don't even let Federation members on their Flotilla! I never see Federation Starship captains talking about the gift shop on their Flotilla.

And then there's the Klingons who are supposed to be our friends now. They're getting all of our special consoles.. ALL of our special consoles! They don't even require our ships, just all of the consoles and not only that but they still won't let us team with them! They still won't let us visit their starbases and sit in front of their lavish fireplaces.

So here's what I'm going to do! The first thing I'm going to do is lead a movement to impeach Backwards Aennik Okeg because when was the last time you saw him?

And the second thing I'm going to do is I'm going to build a SPHERE around Earth! Like the Dyson Spheres in the Delta Quadrant but much more grande and with much nicer bathrooms and it's gonna keep all the air in and it's gonna keep the enemy out and I'm going to make the Preservers pay for it!

The Federation and Earth are going to be safe again and together we're going to make the Federation great again too! and maybe we'll kick the useless Bajorans out too who knows??