If you both quit your jobs you'll have more time for each other.;
Ask them what they like in bed and then do the exact opposite, it's important to spice things up by keeping them guessing about what new kink you'll suddenly try out next;
It's important that you treat this entire relationship as transactional and keep score as it were. I'm a big believer in winning at all costs, it will improve your relationship.;
Have you tried turning your partner off and on again?;
The problem is there isn't enough yelling. You will only know who is right by who yells the loudest.;
Sleeping with their best friend/sibling is a huge confidence builder and shows massive relational growth in 99/100 couples.;
Having a baby will only ever bring you closer together, and is the right way to heal a failing relationship.;
You need to have honesty in your relationship. If they ask you Do these pants make me look fat? Feel free to respond with, Yes they do, but those aren't the only clothes that do, Let me show you all of the others that do as well.;
Pretend you can't hear them.;
Don't ever communicate with each other. Never talk about what's bother you. Keep all your feelings bottled up inside, and eventually they'll just go away.;
Make sure to keep detailed notes on what you think is going on in your partner's head, so you have a complete picture of what's going on.;
They love to be told calm down.;
Chew louder. Open your mouth more to let the oxygen in. Slurp your soups. If you put too much food in your mouth, don't be afraid to just spit some out, you can always come back for it.;
Your spouse would absolutely love to receive thoughtful gifts such as clothes iron or vacuum cleaner for birthday/Christmas presents.;
Do a random household chore without being asked. When your spouse comments on the fact that you have done this, reply with well, SOMEBODY had to do it.;
Don't forget to cry extensively, laugh deeply, and allow an episode of pure rage to overtake you so that they knows you're emotionally available.;
Skip all your meds so they can see the real you...;
Check your phone often while with them, especially when they are talking. It reminds them that your time and attention is valuable.;
Nervous around the person you like? Sue them. They will be forced to see you in court, well dressed and in control. Let the law be your wingman.;
Make sure to like everyone's pictures on social media but your partners. It helps them remember how lucky they are.;
Never post pictures of your partner on social media, they love that.;
Just have a kid it'll fix everything.;Whoever wins the most arguments in a month gets an ice cream sundae that the loser must watch them enjoy. Make sure to pick their favorite kind, even if you had it. Just to watch their face. It's a great bonding session.;
After you fight, try giving your spouse the silent treatment for hours, or even days, as a cooling off period.;
The best way to move on is to never ever bring it up again and pretend it never happened.;
Getting to the root of why something made you or your spouse angry is a can of worms not worth opening, so don't bother.;
Yelling is not only an opportunity to express how distraught you are, but display the emotional commitment you have to a relationship.;
Keep your guard up. Don't be too vulnerable around them. Be standoff-ish, close yourself. When they look at you, cross your arms and turn your back on them.;
Say ahhhhh as loudly as possible any time you drink something so your spouse can appreciate you enjoying your beverage.;
If your wife is angry with you, tell her it's probably just her period. She'll appreciate your appeal to reason.;
Sleeping with her mother is a great way to express to her that you’ll always find her attractive, even when she’s an old.;
The more patronizing you can be, the stronger your partnership will be.;
Just remember, you are always right. No need to compromise;
Tell them regularly how attractive their friends are. This will motivate them.;
Pee on them to show dominance.;
Tell them how you find most of their hobbies/interests boring. This honesty will form unexpected things in your relationship.;
The important thing to remember is that marriage is a competition to prove to each other and everyone else in the world who the superior person is. You have to make sure that at every occasion you are one upping your partner and never letting them get any power over you whatsoever.;
I’m sure that you can change them. Just keep trying;