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  1. [9:59 PM]
  2. Dwarfth Reich:
  3. god damn she's doing that mom shit
  4.  
  5. [10:00 PM]
  6. Venuz:
  7. nagging?
  8.  
  9. [10:00 PM]
  10. Dwarfth Reich:
  11. "i never ask you do to anything and the one time i ask you to do something you don't"
  12.  
  13. [10:00 PM]
  14. Venuz:
  15. mistakes happen
  16.  
  17. [10:01 PM]
  18. Dwarfth Reich:
  19. man like
  20. the only fault on me here is forgetting the dude was coming, and even then he came like a full hour earlier than normal
  21. i told her like four times that i heard the dude
  22. put the paper on the door
  23. she said "he probably wasn't even there"
  24. I HEARD this nigga
  25. PUT THE RETURN SLIP ON THE DOOR
  26. get IN HIS TRUCK
  27. and LEAVE
  28. but since i didn't say that the first time
  29. she thinks i just said it now to cover my ass
  30.  
  31. [10:05 PM]
  32. Venuz:
  33. does she think you just ignored him or
  34.  
  35. [10:06 PM]
  36. Dwarfth Reich:
  37. dude i don't know
  38. i don't know i guess i should have
  39. exposed myself to the fucking driver like
  40. i shouted for this dude
  41. i KNOCKED BACK
  42. for someone who is always the first to tell me there's criminals and shit that escaped from the jail, to not answer the door without knowing who's there
  43. she really wants to act like i did something really fucked up by not answering that door
  44. i even apologized like three times
  45.  
  46. [10:11 PM]
  47. Venuz:
  48. man just let her do the woman thing of being disproportionately angry about something
  49.  
  50. [10:11 PM]
  51. Dwarfth Reich:
  52. i was like
  53.  
  54. [10:11 PM]
  55. Venuz:
  56. it's all hysterics with them
  57. don't even worry about it
  58. don't even give it your attention
  59.  
  60. [10:11 PM]
  61. Dwarfth Reich:
  62. "why are you even mad about cookie dough. we HAVE cookie dough in the freezer"
  63. "IT WAS FREE!!!!"
  64. i just straight up told her that's a retarded reason to be mad at me
  65. considering she didn't even order anything
  66. and she said
  67. "I WANTED ICE CREAM"
  68. additional reminder that this woman is almost 60, has gone through menopause
  69. and is still fucking acting like this
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