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  1. [1/1 2:33] Emergency Warrior Hologram@sonicshower: Dogs tossing confetti into a mass grave, cheering, "You all look FABULOUS."
  2. [1/1 2:33] M'Rekka@WolfgangOne: Confused.
  3. [1/1 2:33] Emergency Warrior Hologram@sonicshower: oops sorry that was my dogs doing things monologue
  4. [1/1 2:33] Khayla@yuvondovah: ok. in a minute i'm gonna sceam. grrrr
  5. [1/1 2:33] Butts@wat: I'd watch that.
  6. [1/1 2:33] Emergency Warrior Hologram@sonicshower: Gawd im stupid
  7. [1/1 2:34] Emergency Warrior Hologram@sonicshower: Cats indicating a clock entirely engulfed in flames, noting, "It is time, Frodo."
  8. [1/1 2:34] Kreig@Drew117: Hell no, SFD!
  9. [1/1 2:34] Butts@wat: wait do i have to be a cat? what if im a dog?
  10. [1/1 2:34] M'Rekka@WolfgangOne: Woof?
  11. [1/1 2:34] Butts@wat: wqhat if im dr saius
  12. [1/1 2:34] Emergency Warrior Hologram@sonicshower: Cats writing in a Hello Kitty diary, "I want to become immortal, and then die."
  13. [1/1 2:34] Trigger@canis36: Well...maybe a cad-dog is fine too?
  14. [1/1 2:34] Khayla@yuvondovah: i am too stupid to jump. no wonder nobody believes me when i say i'm a cat.
  15. [1/1 2:34] Kreig@Drew117: Cats, put them both on ignor, NOW!
  16. [1/1 2:35] Butts@wat: would dr saius be considered an animal?
  17. [1/1 2:35] Butts@wat: or a person?
  18. [1/1 2:35] Emergency Warrior Hologram@sonicshower: Cats calling your representative in Congress and describing slowly and in great detail the nature of your offenses against decency.
  19. [1/1 2:35] Khayla@yuvondovah: ignore? who's to be ignored?
  20. [1/1 2:35] Butts@wat: cats: public butt licking is considered a hate crime
  21. [1/1 2:36] Ulric@BladeDarkWing: not gonna stop me from......oh you ment kiss assing xD
  22. [1/1 2:36] Emergency Warrior Hologram@sonicshower: Cats railing, "WE'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT," and then muttering softly, "We're probably going to take it."
  23. [1/1 2:37] Butts@wat: I enjoy the sound of buttered toast, the cats are base.
  24. [1/1 2:37] Emergency Warrior Hologram@sonicshower: Cats shouting to an absent stockbroker at the moment of sexual climax, "BUY, BUY BUY."
  25. [1/1 2:38] M'Rekka@WolfgangOne: M'Rekka remains confused.
  26. [1/1 2:38] Mr'B@mrb86: who killed catphone?
  27. [1/1 2:38] Ulric@BladeDarkWing: rekka bends over for ulric.
  28. [1/1 2:38] Butts@wat: Branflakes is Brandon flaking. He is a lazy person. A lazy, short person.
  29. [1/1 2:38] Kreig@Drew117: Starfleet dental have found catphone.
  30. [1/1 2:38] Butts@wat: ill get u denalts !!!1
  31. [1/1 2:38] J'rai@manofstijl: Who cares?
  32. [1/1 2:38] Khayla@yuvondovah: wow the kiddy clan got bored and needs a new sandpit then? i see.
  33. [1/1 2:39] Butts@wat: tell me more about licking furry objects
  34. [1/1 2:39] Butts@wat: tell me how hairballs work
  35. [1/1 2:39] Khayla@yuvondovah: idk i'm no guy. you should know better.
  36. [1/1 2:40] Emergency Warrior Hologram@sonicshower: Cats addressing a gathered crowd, insisting, "I'M NOT A FEMINIST, BUT—" and pausing for dramatic effect before adding, "I'M FUCKING INSANE."
  37. [1/1 2:40] Butts@wat: tell me what it's like to be misunderstood
  38. [1/1 2:40] Khayla@yuvondovah: *wonders if that isn't why they think they're here.. because they feel misunderstood*
  39. [1/1 2:41] Butts@wat: tell me what it's like to crawl in your skin, for those wounds lack healing agents
  40. [1/1 2:41] Butts@wat: tell me how to emote
  41. [1/1 2:41] Emergency Warrior Hologram@sonicshower: Dogs clicking forcefully on an online opinion poll about current weather conditions.
  42. [1/1 2:42] R'Mel N'Mev@tazurensavulen: Meow.
  43. [1/1 2:42] Emergency Warrior Hologram@sonicshower: haha sorry i keep getting my dogs monologue mixed in with the cats
  44. [1/1 2:42] Emergency Warrior Hologram@sonicshower: Oh well
  45. [1/1 2:42] Emergency Warrior Hologram@sonicshower: Butts
  46. [1/1 2:42] Butts@wat: butts
  47. [1/1 2:42] Emergency Warrior Hologram@sonicshower: Are there real cats in this channel?
  48. [1/1 2:42] Katie@dragonia3: lol
  49. [1/1 2:43] Emergency Warrior Hologram@sonicshower: I think if we use Lolcatz speak we can break that language barrier
  50. [1/1 2:43] Butts@wat: Cats, otherwise known as domesticated felines, lack the specific bone structure to press individual keys at a reasonable speed (60w/m). I doubt there are any definitive felines present.
  51. [1/1 2:44] Emergency Warrior Hologram@sonicshower: I would think we are about as much of a cat as they are
  52. [1/1 2:44] Butts@wat: I am a cat. We are not clever animals.
  53. [1/1 2:44] Emergency Warrior Hologram@sonicshower: What I like about cats is how aloof they are
  54. [1/1 2:45] Butts@wat: I know that pushing this door should open it, but it closes. How can door?
  55. [1/1 2:45] Koj@HellHenni: Us cats may not be clever, still we know how to manipulate the humans to feed and pet us ;-)
  56. [1/1 2:45] Butts@wat: My human has not fed me in a week. My bone structure is showing through my thin fur coat.
  57. [1/1 2:46] Butts@wat: I wonder if he has abandoned me, I notice the food and water dish outside this door is now empty. He looks at me and walks away.
  58. [1/1 2:46] Butts@wat: I do not understand what is going on. Did I do something bad?
  59. [1/1 2:46] Emergency Warrior Hologram@sonicshower: Im a fat obese cat that belongs to a single middle aged woman, I am well loved
  60. [1/1 2:46] Butts@wat: I start to meow, maybe he will respond to me.
  61. [1/1 2:47] Butts@wat: He comes back, with a large object.
  62. [1/1 2:47] Butts@wat: He picks me up, I feel warmth and happiness. He puts me in a bag.
  63. [1/1 2:48] Butts@wat: I am confused and he seals the bag, he throws me in a solid object.
  64. [1/1 2:48] Butts@wat: I feel the floor shaking, I feel it moving forward and back and the sound of the road beneath it.
  65. [1/1 2:48] Butts@wat: The floor moves, I am taken out of this dark place. I do not recognize where I'm at.
  66. [1/1 2:49] Butts@wat: He drops me over a large object with holes in it. I look at him and meow. Maybe he will feed me.
  67. [1/1 2:49] Butts@wat: He gets into his vehicle and drives away. I am confused.
  68.  
  69. [1/1 2:49] [CatPhone] Users have been muted
  70. [1/1 2:49] [CatPhone] Users have been muted
  71. [1/1 2:50] You have been removed from the channel "CatPhone"
  72. [1/1 2:50] Permissions for @wat in "CatPhone" changed: Kicked.
  73.  
  74. [1/1 2:51] [CatPhone] Terra@Alecto: Channel set to private and muted. ~STO Forum Community Moderator Alecto
  75. [1/1 2:52] [CatPhone] Terra@Alecto: Temporary channel condition, will be unmuted shortly.
  76. [1/1 2:57] [CatPhone] Terra@Alecto: @sonicshower & @wat have been removed from the channel, if any trolls are noticed at a later date, they will also be kicked. This channel will now remain private, requiring an invite to join.
  77. [1/1 2:59] [CatPhone] J'rai@manofstijl: What exactly were they doing? I mean, beyond the bad jokes.
  78. [1/1 2:59] [CatPhone] Aeronaut@aeronuat: idk, and i don't want to find out
  79. [1/1 3:00] [CatPhone] Vo'porak@voporak: Dental is like the STO forums... best not talked about in-game.
  80. [1/1 3:01] [CatPhone] Vo'porak@voporak: Starfleet mental problems.
  81. [1/1 3:02] [CatPhone] Terra@Alecto: The only difference now the channel is private is that players need an invite to join, so carry on as normal and rest assured that no one else from Starfleet Dental
  82.  
  83. [1/1 3:03] [Tell] To @voporak: I resent that remark.
  84. [1/1 3:03] [Tell] Fluffy@voporak: what?
  85. [1/1 3:04] [Tell] To @voporak: Not once did I offend furries for who they were in that channel. Just because I come from a bad fleet does not mean you should label others.
  86. [1/1 3:05] [Tell] To @Alecto: Not once did I do anything that was forbidden in the chat. I believe that I was wrongfully accused because of rumors about my fleet.
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