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Once upon a time,
there was a beautiful princess

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who lived in a big castle.

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Actually, the princess was a nice girl

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who lived in a huge house
that she had inherited,

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and half of her salary went
to maintaining it.

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The princess was full of optimism,

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dreams, hopes, and tons of carbohydrates.

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But now, all that's left are the carbs.

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How does a nice, good-hearted princess,

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who is capable of eating
a family-size pizza by herself,

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end up like this?

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Just like everything
that's wrong with the world,

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it's the fault of...

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a man.

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THE DAY BEFORE

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No!

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- Hi, lovebug!
- Hi, Fe.

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Finally, my love!

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I wasn't able to talk much these days,
but I promise I'll make it up to you!

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Listen,
I want to talk to you about something.

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I know that last time we were talking

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about how the distance sucks.
It really sucks.

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We both get weird.

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Yes, yes.
I want to talk to you about that.

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And it's clearly making us feel weird.
Of course we're going to feel weird.

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Though I have to say
the phone sex hasn't been bad.

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Though I get nervous
about the United States listening

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to our calls because...
that's embarrassing!

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- Fe.
- What? What do you want to say?

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I've been thinking. I don't know...

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I'm sorry to say this here, okay? But...

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I think that we need...

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a break, okay?

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A break?

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- When? How?
- A break.

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Look...

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I think that we need more space.

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More space?

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Ten-thousand kilometers
isn't enough for you?

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Fe...

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you know what I mean.

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No.

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Damn...

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I'm really sorry.

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I didn't want it to be like this.

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I don't get it. Are you break--

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Are you breaking up with me?

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I think it's for the best.
Seeing as I'm not--

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- Yes? What?
- I think--

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- I think we need--
- No. Hello?

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- ...space.
- Hello? Hi?

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- It's not me...
- Hello?

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Matías? Hello, Matías?

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Hello?

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They say that grief has five stages.

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I went through all of them in one night.
And over WhatsApp.

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Hey, lovebug, honey.
How are you? Listen...

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I understand what you're going through,
okay?

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It will pass.

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DENIAL

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Besides, Mercury's in retrograde,
the Moon's waxing,

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and we're all basically water!

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So take it easy, rest up, and call me
when you're better so we can talk.

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Kisses. I love you. Take it easy.

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Are you seriously not going to reply?
Really?

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ANGER

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Do you think this is what I deserve
after six years in this relationship?

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Huh? No!
Well, I have news for you, Matías.

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You're not the ideal size. Okay?

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You're far from it!
The ideal size is big! You idiot!

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You screwed up! I'm never going to Madrid,
and it's all your fault!

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Who the hell buys a board game
in Portuguese?

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Fucking hipster!

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You'll never play me like this again!

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Listen, Matías, I've been thinking.

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This can't happen again, okay?
We can't disrespect each other like this.

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It's a line we can't cross, okay?

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BARGAINING

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Now, I understand there are things
that you don't like about me.

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I don't know what they are.
You never told me.

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There are things I don't like about you,
but I'm not throwing them in your face.

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And if you want me to change, well,
we'll talk about it.

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Everything in life is change.

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Then there's resistance to change,
and then change again.

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So if you want me to change, I will.

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I'm willing to eat pineapple pizza,
Matías.

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WON'T YOU REPLY?
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS

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Pineapple pizza.

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DEPRESSION

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I SEE THAT YOU'RE ONLINE

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ACCEPTANCE

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NETFLIX PRESENTS

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If there is something positive
about waking up

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in an empty bathtub, hungover,
and with pizza in your hair...

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it's the deceptive feeling that,
from here on,

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things can only get better.

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María Fe Palacios,
you will not be that kind of girl.

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She's not opening the door?

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No, she already opened it.
It's just that I love standing here,

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waiting to grow gills
with this lovely humidity, Santiago.

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I love the humidity. Mexico is too dry.

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Lima's climate is perfect.

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You say that because you've only
lived here for 45 minutes.

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No, I've been here for three years.

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And you still can't get rid
of your accent?

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We haven't seen each other
since that time, right?

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It's been ages! Go figure.

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- Since Fe's party?
- Since your ex-boss's going-away party.

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You have such a good memory.

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Fe!

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So, are you here to have breakfast
with my friend?

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Or what?

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Yes, you, with a penis...

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Tell me, what do you have in there,
where your heart is supposed to be?

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I guess you received one of these, too.

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Seven, and the last two were
of her singing Alejandro Sanz.

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Alejandro Sanz from the 2000s
or the 1990s?

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From the '90s.

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Hey.

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Hey, friends!

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What are you doing here? How are you?

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We've been calling you all day.

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I didn't hear because of my headphones.

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- Can I borrow this?
- Sure.

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Did you come to take me to work?

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We were worried,
because of what happened last night.

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Matías and I broke up, but don't worry.
Everything's fine.

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But thanks for coming, my friend.
You're the best. I love you.

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But I'm not gonna get dramatic
like a 16-year-old girl, right?

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Life goes on.

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- It's a new day. Let's go and get to work.
- Hold on.

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Are you sure you don't need
to stay in bed, cry a bit,

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or eat some ice cream?

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Or fuck somebody?

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No, I really don't need any of that.
What I need is to get to work.

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Let's go. Think fast.

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I got it. Okay, go with him. It's fine.

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- All right, that's the spirit.
- Right!

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I'll call you later so we can talk.

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- I could sleep over.
- I'm fine, my friend.

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- Okay, don't drive fast.
- Bye, beautiful.

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Sure you're okay?

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- Stop it, I'm fine!
- Okay.

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I'm sure he likes you,
he's always smiling...

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Santiago, here's your decaf latte.

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You're the best person in this office.

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- After you!
- My friend!

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Don't kid yourself, it's not gonna happen.

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You never know.

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- Let's go.
- We're flanning. Flanning.

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Let's get flanning.

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Flan-tastic.

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- Flan-atic.
- Flan-atic.

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Let's start creating. The word flan.

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Look at what I have, Ramiro.

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If we want intrigue,
we could launch something like...

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- Flan, flan, flan, flan...
- I like that.

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- Flan, flan, flan!
- More of the same.

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Wouldn't you like some delicious
flan-ch toast for breakfast?

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Good!

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Give us this day... our daily flan.

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- Fluorescent.
- Yes, fluorescent.

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- Fluorescent doesn't have "flan" in it.
- The young lady's killed our creativity.

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- What? Fine, I won't say anything.
- Let's wrap this up.

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Charly has something to say.

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I was saying that, once again,

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- we have exceeded expectations.
- Exceeded!

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The cocktail potato campaign
has reached 50,000 views.

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And not just that,
the hashtag that we created is trending.

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Trending topic!

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- Gastón himself shared it.
- Gastón!

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Very good! Congratulations, genius!

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Thanks, Rami.

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A round of applause.

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- Applaud.
- Give him a hand.

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We're working on something for Cannes.

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Diego, make sure
that account planning inflates the results

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to show more sales potential.
Mafe, what are you up to?

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I've just finished the campaign
for the cream, Smoothness.

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You did what I said, right?
You used women's empowerment and all that?

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Yes, "smoother skin, stronger women."

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Add some color to it, add some flowers,
make it look more feminine.

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He can help you.

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Nobody makes fun of them here.
It's not contagious.

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Just joking, okay?

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- You're doing the pads?
- Yes. I finished the campaign.

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A small one for Facebook,
but it's ready.

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- So you can take the cooking oil campaign.
- The cooking oil!

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It's a good one. It has flavor,
it's got personality. You'll like it.

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It's also street-smart.
Great. Let's do this, babe.

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Let's make it tasty.

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Give it some spice.

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Now, I have to choose...

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which of you will be in charge
of our new client's campaign.

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The annual and regional campaign.

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Who's up for it?

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Rami,
Charly and I are very busy right now.

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No, we're not very busy.

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In advertising, you can't be too busy.

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There's no such thing.
I'm going to tell you a story.

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The year was 1994,
and I thought I was too busy.

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I was assigned
Coca-Cola's regional campaign.

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Coca-Cola, okay?

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I created it while I was in the shower.
Boom! It was a hit.

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Five Golden Lion Awards.
I thought I was too busy.

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Excuse me, Ramiro,
but I'd like to do that campaign.

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You're too busy with the cooking oil.

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- Who can do it?
- I can.

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- But you're...
- No, I'm done. I just finished it.

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That's enough!

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- Mafe will do it.
- Great. What's the product?

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Tissues.

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It's what women like. Time to cry, honey.

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Sound good?

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There is one thing
you can always count on,

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and that is the universe's
twisted sense of humor.

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Fe...

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I left six months ago,
and you still haven't fixed that door?

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Are you waiting for me
to come back and fix it?

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I like it like this.

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Yeah, it gives it an air of...
I saw it on Pinterest.

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This isn't happening. He's not here.
He's in my head.

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In my head...

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It's in my head.

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Are you watching Game of Thrones
without me?

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- That's sacrilege.
- Listen...

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You've got some nerve.
You broke up with me.

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I can watch any series I feel like.

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Yeah, but this is like pure hate.
Are you declaring war against me?

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Sorry, there's nothing you can do.

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I can show up
every time there's a sex scene.

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So I can remind you of when we...

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This is the best bed in the world.

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Holy shit...

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Remember the first night
we slept in this house?

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There was only this mattress.
There wasn't anything else here.

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Not even a table for us to eat on.

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But I opened a bottle of wine...

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and we just talked for three hours.

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And then I couldn't stop laughing
because we spilled the wine.

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We spent hours cleaning that up.

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We threw salt on the rug, right?

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I always remember that, too.

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You've been getting me
out of bed for two weeks at 11 p.m.,

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and you make me come over.

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I can't do this anymore. I'm serious.

247
00:14:58,088 --> 00:14:59,296
I'm sorry.

248
00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:02,880
Look, I know you're going
through a rough patch.

249
00:15:02,963 --> 00:15:04,630
It's shitty, I know.

250
00:15:05,588 --> 00:15:07,213
But, know what I think?

251
00:15:07,463 --> 00:15:10,338
You shouldn't live here by yourself.
This house is too big.

252
00:15:10,421 --> 00:15:11,796
That's why you're like this.

253
00:15:13,130 --> 00:15:14,713
Why don't we look for a roommate?

254
00:15:15,255 --> 00:15:16,963
- Move in with me.
- No.

255
00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:18,796
- Please.
- No way.

256
00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:22,546
We'd kill each other.
We wouldn't last one week.

257
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,380
Besides, I've just renewed my lease.
I can't.

258
00:15:25,755 --> 00:15:26,755
Fine.

259
00:15:28,463 --> 00:15:30,630
I can help you find a roommate
if you'd like.

260
00:15:30,713 --> 00:15:32,505
We can set up interviews. How about it?

261
00:15:34,130 --> 00:15:37,546
No, I'm fine like this, really.

262
00:15:37,630 --> 00:15:38,880
I'll get over it.

263
00:15:52,463 --> 00:15:54,463
Okay, help me find a roommate.

264
00:15:55,380 --> 00:15:56,505
Yes, tomorrow.

265
00:15:56,588 --> 00:15:58,130
- Are you serious?
- Yes, please.

266
00:15:58,338 --> 00:16:00,088
Hi, Romina, how are you? I'm Natalia.

267
00:16:00,171 --> 00:16:01,671
- Hi!
- Nice to meet you.

268
00:16:01,755 --> 00:16:03,088
- Honey, no...
- What?

269
00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:04,838
You have something on your face.

270
00:16:06,046 --> 00:16:07,588
Are you two...

271
00:16:08,755 --> 00:16:09,630
a couple?

272
00:16:09,713 --> 00:16:11,546
- No!
- No.

273
00:16:12,255 --> 00:16:13,963
20,0000! #ILoveEveryone.

274
00:16:14,046 --> 00:16:15,505
#BlessedAllTheWay.

275
00:16:15,588 --> 00:16:18,463
Because we owe it to our audience.
Right? It's super crazy.

276
00:16:18,546 --> 00:16:20,796
They pay you to post photos on Instagram?

277
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,713
Of course!
And they give me free clothes.

278
00:16:22,796 --> 00:16:25,630
Like these.
Don't you love them? I can give you some.

279
00:16:25,713 --> 00:16:28,671
Oh, I'm sorry.
I don't think they'll fit you.

280
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:30,921
There's, like, a leak here, right?

281
00:16:31,005 --> 00:16:34,296
- What?
- Look at my hands. My hands got wet.

282
00:16:34,380 --> 00:16:37,213
- There's no pipe here--
- Oh, isn't this dishcloth a bit sticky?

283
00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:39,213
- Maybe...
- I'll wash it.

284
00:16:39,296 --> 00:16:41,588
So which of you would move in here?

285
00:16:41,796 --> 00:16:43,005
- Both of us.
- Both of us.

286
00:16:43,088 --> 00:16:45,088
Oh, honey, we said it at the same time.

287
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:47,255
I'm sure a brand
could get confused one day

288
00:16:47,338 --> 00:16:50,046
and send me an XL or large.
I'd be happy to give it to you.

289
00:16:50,130 --> 00:16:52,338
You have to wash this now, or else...

290
00:16:53,171 --> 00:16:55,463
Watch out!

291
00:16:55,630 --> 00:16:57,088
Didn't you see that fly?

292
00:16:57,296 --> 00:16:59,671
- Is he your husband?
- No.

293
00:17:00,963 --> 00:17:03,880
What's this? How crazy!

294
00:17:04,171 --> 00:17:05,213
You're so funny.

295
00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:08,046
- Wait.
- Hey.

296
00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:12,671
There was something dead there.
Now there are living things. Name them.

297
00:17:12,963 --> 00:17:15,880
We'll have to use your room
so we're more comfortable.

298
00:17:15,963 --> 00:17:18,755
- Isn't that right, my love?
- Yes. Whatever she says.

299
00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:21,838
So you lived together,
but weren't married.

300
00:17:21,921 --> 00:17:23,546
Yeah, that's normal, right?

301
00:17:23,921 --> 00:17:26,755
Yes, don't worry. I'm not judging you.

302
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:28,421
But God is.

303
00:17:29,046 --> 00:17:31,755
What is this? It's cute.

304
00:17:31,838 --> 00:17:36,380
The parties here have to end before 8 p.m.
I have to go to bed on time.

305
00:17:36,463 --> 00:17:38,046
We don't throw a lot of parties.

306
00:17:38,130 --> 00:17:40,505
- Hey. She stole my magnet.
- What?

307
00:17:40,588 --> 00:17:42,088
- She stole the magnet!
- I swear.

308
00:17:42,171 --> 00:17:44,005
- Tell her to give it back.
- You tell her!

309
00:17:44,296 --> 00:17:46,296
Okay. Well...

310
00:17:46,755 --> 00:17:49,671
It's fixed. You won't have any more issues
with your pipes.

311
00:17:49,755 --> 00:17:53,838
Thank you, Santi. That's great.
I love you. Thanks, you're the best.

312
00:17:55,046 --> 00:17:57,963
Why the long faces?
Was it really that bad?

313
00:17:58,671 --> 00:18:00,463
Yeah, looks like I'm gonna live alone.

314
00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:03,755
So I'll have to adopt birds
and be the crazy bird lady.

315
00:18:03,838 --> 00:18:06,338
Don't exaggerate,
some of the candidates were okay.

316
00:18:06,421 --> 00:18:09,046
- Which ones?
- The guy from the gym, for example.

317
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:11,130
- The one who wanted a threesome?
- I like him.

318
00:18:12,338 --> 00:18:14,255
The rich girl who has a yacht.

319
00:18:14,713 --> 00:18:16,671
She asked what time breakfast is served.

320
00:18:16,755 --> 00:18:18,755
Well, Fe, what do you want me to say?

321
00:18:18,838 --> 00:18:21,171
Our parents are right.
Our generation is screwed.

322
00:18:21,255 --> 00:18:23,421
- It's social media.
- Totally.

323
00:18:23,505 --> 00:18:25,880
- Come in, please.
- Thank you.

324
00:18:26,296 --> 00:18:27,130
Hello.

325
00:18:27,505 --> 00:18:29,380
- Hello.
- Are you María Fe?

326
00:18:29,463 --> 00:18:31,255
- Yes.
- You look like a María Fe.

327
00:18:31,338 --> 00:18:34,171
- Hi, how are you?
- Good, good.

328
00:18:34,255 --> 00:18:35,088
Hi.

329
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:37,755
- Santiago.
- You're a Libra.

330
00:18:40,213 --> 00:18:42,713
This is a nice place.
It's really beautiful.

331
00:18:42,796 --> 00:18:45,880
Good vibes. Oh, except for this couch.

332
00:18:45,963 --> 00:18:47,380
Somebody cried here.

333
00:18:47,630 --> 00:18:48,921
That's powerful.

334
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:51,796
- I'm Natalia, María Fe's best friend.
- Sorry. How are you?

335
00:18:53,213 --> 00:18:54,421
How are you, beautiful?

336
00:18:54,505 --> 00:18:56,505
- Good. And you are?
- Caro, Carolina.

337
00:18:56,588 --> 00:18:58,171
Caro or Carolina, either is fine.

338
00:18:58,421 --> 00:18:59,463
I'm a vegetarian.

339
00:18:59,546 --> 00:19:02,338
Sometimes I eat chicken,
but I'm a vegetarian.

340
00:19:02,505 --> 00:19:05,421
I do yoga every day at 7 a.m.
I wake up super early.

341
00:19:05,505 --> 00:19:07,463
Except Wednesdays.
They're yellow, so I can't.

342
00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:08,380
Of course.

343
00:19:08,463 --> 00:19:10,088
I don't believe
in long-term relationships.

344
00:19:10,171 --> 00:19:12,005
But I do believe Paul McCartney is dead

345
00:19:12,088 --> 00:19:15,963
and the man who passes for him
is a double. Just like Avril Lavigne.

346
00:19:18,255 --> 00:19:19,713
- I'm going.
- It's a...

347
00:19:19,796 --> 00:19:21,713
We're having a problem with the pipes,
but he'll fix it.

348
00:19:21,796 --> 00:19:24,463
Everything happens for a reason,
no worries.

349
00:19:24,546 --> 00:19:25,546
How beautiful.

350
00:19:25,630 --> 00:19:27,255
Oh, I'm sorry.

351
00:19:27,463 --> 00:19:31,213
I brought you all something to try.

352
00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:32,921
Thank you.

353
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,130
- They're the best brownies in town.
- Thank you.

354
00:19:35,213 --> 00:19:37,088
- Did you make them?
- Yes, I made them.

355
00:19:39,005 --> 00:19:41,796
Don't worry, there's no pot in them.
I have pot for later if you'd like,

356
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,588
- but that doesn't have any.
- Okay.

357
00:19:45,588 --> 00:19:47,755
I'm having a mouthgasm.

358
00:19:47,838 --> 00:19:50,671
These are definitely
the best brownies I've ever tried.

359
00:19:50,755 --> 00:19:53,463
That's another thing about me,
I always tell the truth.

360
00:19:54,505 --> 00:19:56,338
- And...
- And...

361
00:19:56,421 --> 00:19:59,380
Caro, when could you move in?

362
00:19:59,463 --> 00:20:00,296
Carolina...

363
00:20:01,338 --> 00:20:03,505
Everything's fine.

364
00:20:03,588 --> 00:20:06,755
I'm fine with moving in now.
I think you guys need help, right?

365
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:16,880
You're so good at that.
Plants always die on me.

366
00:20:16,963 --> 00:20:19,171
- But you paint furniture beautifully.
- Thanks.

367
00:20:19,255 --> 00:20:22,171
This whole gardening thing
gets me very nervous.

368
00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:24,505
- But do you paint?
- No.

369
00:20:24,588 --> 00:20:26,505
I've never followed
Dr. Miyagi's practices.

370
00:20:27,546 --> 00:20:30,963
Mr. Miyagi.
Miyagi was a mister, not a doctor.

371
00:20:31,046 --> 00:20:32,921
- It's Mr. Miyagi.
- I'm sorry.

372
00:20:33,005 --> 00:20:33,963
Could you help us

373
00:20:34,046 --> 00:20:36,171
- and paint the walls?
- No.

374
00:20:36,255 --> 00:20:38,005
You could ask your boyfriend to help.

375
00:20:38,088 --> 00:20:40,255
You can relax a bit
and get off the computer.

376
00:20:40,338 --> 00:20:44,630
Hey, how many of these have you smoked?
Who said I have a boyfriend?

377
00:20:44,713 --> 00:20:48,588
Isn't the Mexican your boyfriend?
The one who curses with a Mexican accent.

378
00:20:48,671 --> 00:20:50,380
There's no way I'd be with him, carnal.

379
00:20:50,463 --> 00:20:51,921
He's a cute guy, isn't he?

380
00:20:52,005 --> 00:20:54,588
I mean, he's got good energy
and all that.

381
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,963
Yeah, but don't insist.
She doesn't like those things.

382
00:20:57,046 --> 00:20:57,963
She's like that.

383
00:20:58,130 --> 00:21:01,296
He's a player.
Anyway, I think he's kind of dumb.

384
00:21:01,796 --> 00:21:06,171
- You liked him the first time you saw him.
- Caro, are you seeing anyone?

385
00:21:06,338 --> 00:21:09,963
Yeah, two or three people,
depending on the situation.

386
00:21:10,130 --> 00:21:13,171
I like connecting
with as many people as possible.

387
00:21:13,796 --> 00:21:16,463
And you? How long have you been
with your boyfriend for?

388
00:21:16,671 --> 00:21:20,380
No, we're not together anymore.
We lasted six years.

389
00:21:20,463 --> 00:21:22,880
- Oh, six years?
- Yes.

390
00:21:22,963 --> 00:21:26,171
That's how long a squirrel lives.
What happened?

391
00:21:26,338 --> 00:21:29,755
He's an architect.
He helped me fix the house up.

392
00:21:29,838 --> 00:21:32,838
And he went to Spain
to get his master's degree.

393
00:21:33,005 --> 00:21:34,796
And distance always gets in the way.

394
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:38,963
But I think it's a phase,
and he'll get over it.

395
00:21:42,463 --> 00:21:43,505
- Are you okay?
- Yes.

396
00:21:43,588 --> 00:21:46,546
Let's take a selfie
so people can see we're doing things.

397
00:21:46,630 --> 00:21:48,380
- Great!
- Yeah.

398
00:21:49,671 --> 00:21:51,338
Okay. We're all happy, right?

399
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:56,713
Okay.

400
00:21:56,921 --> 00:21:58,630
- Great, thanks.
- We're done.

401
00:21:59,296 --> 00:22:01,505
Be careful, this leaves a horrible stain.

402
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:03,880
- I'm going to tag you, okay?
- Okay.

403
00:22:12,130 --> 00:22:13,755
TOUGH SEMESTER,
BUT WORTH THE REWARD

404
00:22:23,421 --> 00:22:25,588
DANIELA GARCIA
ARCHITECT AND ANIMAL LOVER

405
00:22:31,630 --> 00:22:36,046
THE BEST PART OF THE SCHOOL YEAR

406
00:22:47,255 --> 00:22:48,338
Thanks.

407
00:22:56,588 --> 00:22:58,255
Another one.

408
00:22:59,838 --> 00:23:01,630
Stupid!

409
00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:04,838
We're here with a very special guest.

410
00:23:04,921 --> 00:23:07,421
His name is Matías.
How are you, Matías?

411
00:23:07,505 --> 00:23:13,380
You're with a really, really cool girl.
And she's very beautiful.

412
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:17,255
Her name is María Fe. Please, tell us...
What do you like most about her?

413
00:23:17,338 --> 00:23:18,296
Her ass.

414
00:23:19,088 --> 00:23:21,630
But tell us about better things,
qualities.

415
00:23:21,713 --> 00:23:24,130
My qualities as a person.

416
00:23:24,213 --> 00:23:26,463
You make an amazing breakfast.

417
00:23:26,546 --> 00:23:28,088
Scrambled eggs are my specialty.

418
00:23:28,171 --> 00:23:31,755
You have no idea
how she scrambles my eggs. It's delicious.

419
00:23:32,046 --> 00:23:33,963
Are you going to miss me a lot?

420
00:23:36,630 --> 00:23:38,838
- A lot.
- Yeah, you promise?

421
00:23:41,171 --> 00:23:43,171
I'll finish my MA
and come right back.

422
00:23:44,713 --> 00:23:48,963
It was at that exact moment
that I understood what I had to do.

423
00:23:49,338 --> 00:23:51,755
Remember how I told you
that I wanted to handle this

424
00:23:51,838 --> 00:23:53,005
in a mature way?

425
00:23:53,296 --> 00:23:55,130
That I wanted to calm down...

426
00:23:55,213 --> 00:23:58,671
- Yes, an admirable decision.
- No, it was really stupid.

427
00:23:58,755 --> 00:24:01,505
It's not right.
Who needs to be mature right now?

428
00:24:01,588 --> 00:24:02,880
Do you know what we need?

429
00:24:02,963 --> 00:24:04,546
- To sleep for eight hours.
- No.

430
00:24:04,630 --> 00:24:07,296
Tequila is what we need, sisters!

431
00:24:07,713 --> 00:24:09,380
Tequila, sisters!

432
00:24:09,671 --> 00:24:12,046
Stay away from me, Satan!

433
00:24:12,130 --> 00:24:15,130
You know you want it, grab it.
Let's do the ritual. Grab the salt.

434
00:24:15,213 --> 00:24:18,088
- Start thinking about your...
- Thanks, start there.

435
00:24:19,171 --> 00:24:21,296
- Okay, concentrate.
- Concentration.

436
00:24:21,546 --> 00:24:23,421
To all the women...

437
00:24:23,546 --> 00:24:26,088
who have made a mark on our lives.

438
00:24:27,005 --> 00:24:28,005
My Aunt Monique.

439
00:24:28,380 --> 00:24:31,838
- To Susy, my inspirational muse.
- And to La Tigresa del Oriente.

440
00:24:32,088 --> 00:24:34,588
- Cheers!
- No, wait.

441
00:24:35,588 --> 00:24:36,796
To Britney.

442
00:24:37,255 --> 00:24:40,088
She is overcoming all the damage
Justin did to her.

443
00:24:40,171 --> 00:24:43,130
You're doing good, sister. Keep at it.
We've got your back.

444
00:24:43,213 --> 00:24:45,213
- Cheers.
- No, wait!

445
00:24:45,463 --> 00:24:47,338
For that day to come...

446
00:24:47,463 --> 00:24:51,213
That wonderful day when we'll learn
to reproduce by ourselves,

447
00:24:51,296 --> 00:24:52,380
like the amoebas.

448
00:24:52,838 --> 00:24:54,255
- Cheers!
- Wait!

449
00:24:54,338 --> 00:24:55,921
I'm almost done.

450
00:24:56,005 --> 00:24:58,255
And for that other day to come...

451
00:24:58,338 --> 00:25:01,463
when we'll only need men
for the little things.

452
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:04,213
Which means minimal things.

453
00:25:04,296 --> 00:25:06,296
For example, opening jars,

454
00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:08,963
reaching for things
when you don't have a step stool,

455
00:25:09,046 --> 00:25:11,380
killing small insects that scare us.

456
00:25:11,463 --> 00:25:14,296
They scare us so bad, sisters!

457
00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:16,463
Cheers!

458
00:25:21,755 --> 00:25:24,046
That's it, we're ready.

459
00:25:24,588 --> 00:25:27,296
Never have I ever had sex
with two best friends.

460
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:28,713
Drink!

461
00:25:28,796 --> 00:25:32,171
Never have I ever had sex with girls
and guys

462
00:25:32,255 --> 00:25:34,838
and vibrators, and stuffed animals.

463
00:25:34,921 --> 00:25:38,046
I've never edited a nude photo
before sending it to a guy.

464
00:25:40,130 --> 00:25:44,630
Never have I ever...

465
00:25:44,713 --> 00:25:47,255
sent an email and had it bounce back.

466
00:25:48,838 --> 00:25:51,963
Never have I ever pooped
in someone's bathroom,

467
00:25:52,046 --> 00:25:53,046
had the toilet not flush,

468
00:25:53,130 --> 00:25:56,463
and had to grab the poop with my hand
and throw it in the trash.

469
00:25:57,796 --> 00:25:59,921
Drink!

470
00:26:00,005 --> 00:26:01,671
I never hooked up with a teacher.

471
00:26:01,755 --> 00:26:03,963
- I never did that!
- Yes! In the parking lot!

472
00:26:04,046 --> 00:26:06,421
He was my math teacher from prep school.

473
00:26:06,630 --> 00:26:09,171
I asked him to explain square roots.

474
00:26:09,380 --> 00:26:11,838
And how he took me
to the millionth power!

475
00:26:11,921 --> 00:26:13,130
Drink!

476
00:26:15,338 --> 00:26:19,796
- Does a yoga instructor count?
- Yes, it does. Cheers!

477
00:26:20,921 --> 00:26:22,921
You know what we should do? Dance.

478
00:26:23,005 --> 00:26:24,671
Yes, where should we go?

479
00:26:28,005 --> 00:26:30,588
There was this one place.
Isn't there a place close by...

480
00:26:30,671 --> 00:26:32,296
Was it Teatriz?

481
00:26:32,380 --> 00:26:35,630
- It was over here...
- I think it was Zoom.

482
00:26:35,713 --> 00:26:38,463
I'll just type in "Barranco."
And we'll look around there.

483
00:26:39,671 --> 00:26:42,838
Where are all my people
from the Bridge of Sighs?

484
00:27:08,630 --> 00:27:09,713
What's up?

485
00:27:12,171 --> 00:27:13,213
No!

486
00:27:20,338 --> 00:27:21,463
Idiot!

487
00:27:24,838 --> 00:27:28,213
Who knows how to party better,
men or women?

488
00:27:28,296 --> 00:27:30,255
- Women!
- Women!

489
00:27:40,088 --> 00:27:42,921
#HOWYOUTHINKYOULOOK

490
00:27:43,005 --> 00:27:47,546
#HOWYOUREALLYLOOK

491
00:28:13,171 --> 00:28:14,421
- Excuse me.
- Sorry.

492
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:19,171
- Sir.
- Sir, please.

493
00:28:19,255 --> 00:28:20,838
I'd like the same drink.

494
00:28:21,421 --> 00:28:23,921
- Just what we need.
- Can we have that?

495
00:28:24,005 --> 00:28:26,963
Excuse me. Go take care of your kids.

496
00:28:27,213 --> 00:28:30,130
"Go take care of your kids"?

497
00:28:30,380 --> 00:28:32,463
- That was so disrespectful.
- That was too much.

498
00:28:32,546 --> 00:28:34,130
I'm getting a chilcano cocktail.

499
00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:37,255
No, you know what pisco does to you.
No way...

500
00:28:37,338 --> 00:28:38,296
- Rum?
- No.

501
00:28:38,380 --> 00:28:40,213
- Vodka?
- No, get some water.

502
00:28:40,296 --> 00:28:41,671
- Come on.
- No.

503
00:28:41,755 --> 00:28:43,005
I'll be right back.

504
00:28:43,088 --> 00:28:45,588
Oh, we lost her.

505
00:28:45,671 --> 00:28:47,421
It sucks that it's daytime in China.

506
00:28:47,505 --> 00:28:49,296
- I have to get this.
- Are you serious?

507
00:28:49,380 --> 00:28:52,546
Stay here, don't move. I'll be back.
I need to play sober.

508
00:29:05,546 --> 00:29:07,505
Remember when we danced to this song?

509
00:29:08,505 --> 00:29:11,046
Sir, a pisco, please.

510
00:29:11,130 --> 00:29:12,796
- Chilcano?
- No, a shot!

511
00:29:13,338 --> 00:29:15,171
You know that's going to be bad for you.

512
00:29:30,796 --> 00:29:33,630
María Fe? María Fe, are you there?

513
00:29:35,838 --> 00:29:37,338
Hey, don't cut the line!

514
00:29:37,421 --> 00:29:39,921
- Don't cut the line!
- Don't cut the line!

515
00:29:40,380 --> 00:29:42,630
My best friend is
in that bathroom calling her ex.

516
00:29:42,713 --> 00:29:43,796
Go ahead.

517
00:29:44,255 --> 00:29:45,505
María Fe?

518
00:29:45,838 --> 00:29:47,963
- I'm sorry. María Fe?
- Fe!

519
00:29:50,380 --> 00:29:52,046
- Oh, shit.
- What happened?

520
00:29:52,630 --> 00:29:54,046
María Fe, drop that phone.

521
00:29:54,755 --> 00:29:55,838
Fe, don't text him.

522
00:29:55,921 --> 00:29:58,796
- Give us the phone.
- You'll regret this tomorrow.

523
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,296
When you're sober, you'll regret this.

524
00:30:01,380 --> 00:30:05,630
Tequila: six. Whiskey: two. Pisco: one.

525
00:30:05,713 --> 00:30:10,213
Calls to your ex: one. Dignity: zero.

526
00:30:28,963 --> 00:30:30,463
- Hey.
- Hey.

527
00:30:30,546 --> 00:30:32,130
Did the tequila help?

528
00:30:32,796 --> 00:30:33,630
Here you go.

529
00:30:35,755 --> 00:30:38,130
It has no sugar.
I sweetened it with dates.

530
00:30:38,213 --> 00:30:40,963
Those are coconut flakes on top.
No flour, either.

531
00:30:41,046 --> 00:30:43,380
There's nothing in it.
I mean, it has other things.

532
00:30:43,463 --> 00:30:44,921
- Thanks.
- Help yourself.

533
00:30:49,838 --> 00:30:50,880
It's delicious.

534
00:30:50,963 --> 00:30:53,838
I know it doesn't seem like it, but...

535
00:30:54,921 --> 00:30:57,546
I also know what it's like
to have a broken heart.

536
00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:59,463
Let me guess, a guy?

537
00:30:59,546 --> 00:31:01,630
It doesn't necessarily
have to be a guy, right?

538
00:31:04,546 --> 00:31:06,505
When I was 19...

539
00:31:08,755 --> 00:31:10,838
I had to go back to my mom's house.

540
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:16,505
I lost my job and had to go back
to my mom's house.

541
00:31:16,796 --> 00:31:19,713
And she was married to an idiot.

542
00:31:22,088 --> 00:31:23,963
To a disgusting drunk.

543
00:31:24,838 --> 00:31:27,755
And one day, I was asleep...

544
00:31:29,338 --> 00:31:31,755
and he came home drunk, as usual.

545
00:31:33,755 --> 00:31:34,880
And he got into my bed.

546
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:38,338
No, I'm fine. Nothing happened to me.

547
00:31:40,213 --> 00:31:41,380
What I mean is...

548
00:31:43,296 --> 00:31:47,213
That's not what matters. What matters is
that I went to tell my mom, and...

549
00:31:48,005 --> 00:31:49,588
and she didn't believe me.

550
00:31:52,630 --> 00:31:54,255
So I left.

551
00:31:56,796 --> 00:31:59,838
- I feel silly now crying over a man.
- Don't worry.

552
00:32:00,255 --> 00:32:03,088
All sadness hurts, right?
It's just a different hurt.

553
00:32:03,505 --> 00:32:06,921
Your six-year relationship ended
over Skype.

554
00:32:07,005 --> 00:32:10,671
It sucks, but it'll pass. You'll be fine.

555
00:32:10,755 --> 00:32:14,963
I think that, right now, you should focus
your energy on something else.

556
00:32:16,755 --> 00:32:20,005
When this happened to me,
I started doing yoga.

557
00:32:20,088 --> 00:32:22,338
- The yoga was awesome.
- Yeah.

558
00:32:24,963 --> 00:32:28,630
Einstein said
that life is like riding a bicycle.

559
00:32:29,296 --> 00:32:32,588
To keep your balance,
you need to keep moving forward.

560
00:32:32,671 --> 00:32:35,505
- That's it!
- Yep.

561
00:32:35,630 --> 00:32:38,796
So, should I ride a bicycle or do yoga?

562
00:32:39,046 --> 00:32:40,380
No, do pole dancing.

563
00:32:40,463 --> 00:32:41,671
- Pole dancing?
- Yeah.

564
00:32:41,963 --> 00:32:45,546
Let's start with a beautiful move,
the witch.

565
00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:48,296
We have to think about it,
have it clear in our minds.

566
00:32:48,380 --> 00:32:49,963
We visualize it in...

567
00:32:50,046 --> 00:32:53,421
three... two... one.

568
00:32:53,505 --> 00:32:55,963
And we have the witch. That's it.

569
00:32:56,463 --> 00:32:59,796
That's it. We hold our beautiful witch.

570
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:04,463
Hold that pelvis, keep your smile.
And now, the angel.

571
00:33:05,546 --> 00:33:08,796
If we can't remember how to do it,
we can look at the advanced students.

572
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:09,755
Yes, good.

573
00:33:11,171 --> 00:33:12,880
That's it.

574
00:33:13,755 --> 00:33:16,463
One... and dolphin. That's it.

575
00:33:16,546 --> 00:33:19,505
Feet together, with a princess smile.

576
00:33:19,671 --> 00:33:23,505
And exponential self-love.

577
00:33:23,588 --> 00:33:26,921
That's it, beautiful. Let's keep trying.

578
00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:29,755
- I got it!
- Yes, there you go.

579
00:33:29,838 --> 00:33:32,671
We hold it for ten... nine...

580
00:33:32,755 --> 00:33:35,963
eight... seven... and smile...

581
00:33:36,213 --> 00:33:37,421
That's it.

582
00:33:39,213 --> 00:33:42,421
Chess player, that's my thing.

583
00:33:42,505 --> 00:33:45,505
The queen
is the most important piece here.

584
00:33:45,588 --> 00:33:48,755
And the only one that can move
wherever she wants to.

585
00:33:48,838 --> 00:33:49,671
How about that?

586
00:33:50,588 --> 00:33:53,088
For you, the Beyoncé of chess.

587
00:33:53,255 --> 00:33:55,505
There are few games
in which I've learned as much

588
00:33:55,588 --> 00:33:57,838
as I have from most of my mistakes.

589
00:34:03,421 --> 00:34:06,796
Well, of course my queen was captured
by a pawn!

590
00:34:06,921 --> 00:34:08,130
So typical...

591
00:34:12,630 --> 00:34:16,255
This is wonderful and addictive junk.
I don't get why you don't sell them.

592
00:34:16,338 --> 00:34:18,130
It's not junk, and it's not addictive.

593
00:34:18,213 --> 00:34:20,713
It has coconut milk,
and it's healthy, so help yourself.

594
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:23,338
I'm sorry, but you'd be a millionaire.

595
00:34:23,421 --> 00:34:25,505
Thanks, I'll pass.
I'd rather cook for you.

596
00:34:25,588 --> 00:34:26,546
With love. That's it.

597
00:34:26,630 --> 00:34:30,671
I want to see Matías's face
akumenang.com

598
00:34:30,755 --> 00:34:32,421
fixed that cabinet door.

599
00:34:32,838 --> 00:34:36,088
My God, how much longer
do I have to hear that name?

600
00:34:36,671 --> 00:34:38,005
Fine, I'm sorry.

601
00:34:38,463 --> 00:34:40,463
- Want some?
- Thanks.

602
00:34:40,546 --> 00:34:42,880
You should keep yourself busy
with something else.

603
00:34:42,963 --> 00:34:44,796
For your own good and for ours.

604
00:34:45,380 --> 00:34:46,630
Carolina, defend me.

605
00:34:47,588 --> 00:34:49,338
I'm keeping myself busy.

606
00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:51,505
- Really?
- Yes. I'm doing a bunch of things.

607
00:34:51,588 --> 00:34:53,296
- Like what?
- I colored mandalas,

608
00:34:53,380 --> 00:34:55,963
I painted the walls,
I just fixed that cabinet.

609
00:34:56,046 --> 00:34:58,005
What else did I do? I played chess.

610
00:34:58,088 --> 00:35:01,046
- Wow.
- I read Don Quijote again.

611
00:35:01,130 --> 00:35:02,255
I tried pole dancing.

612
00:35:02,338 --> 00:35:04,588
Oh, please, tell me how that went.

613
00:35:05,546 --> 00:35:07,380
Humiliation is not the best therapy.

614
00:35:07,463 --> 00:35:09,755
She did well.
She just has to keep practicing.

615
00:35:09,838 --> 00:35:10,671
Thanks.

616
00:35:10,755 --> 00:35:13,671
Usually, you're a smart slacker,
but now, you're just a slacker.

617
00:35:14,380 --> 00:35:16,421
Keep insulting me, please.
You empower me.

618
00:35:16,505 --> 00:35:17,505
I'm not insulting you.

619
00:35:17,588 --> 00:35:19,421
I'm making a dessert. I'm inventing it.

620
00:35:19,505 --> 00:35:20,921
- Should I continue?
- Please.

621
00:35:21,005 --> 00:35:23,546
Fine, I'm insulting you.
Hearing you makes me grumpy.

622
00:35:23,630 --> 00:35:25,088
- Sorry.
- Thanks. Please continue.

623
00:35:25,171 --> 00:35:27,546
You have to stop, Fe. I'm serious.

624
00:35:27,630 --> 00:35:29,255
- Enough.
- What's your problem?

625
00:35:29,755 --> 00:35:33,713
You're not a kid anymore.
We're adults now. Life is passing by.

626
00:35:34,505 --> 00:35:36,588
When will you do
what you've always wanted to?

627
00:35:36,671 --> 00:35:38,630
You know what I want? I don't. Tell me.

628
00:35:40,505 --> 00:35:41,338
What?

629
00:35:41,421 --> 00:35:44,713
When did you decide to spend your life
writing commercials? I don't get it.

630
00:35:44,963 --> 00:35:47,338
- Are you making fun of my job?
- No!

631
00:35:47,796 --> 00:35:50,421
In high school, you wanted to be a writer.

632
00:35:50,505 --> 00:35:52,338
She was the only one who knew
what she wanted to do.

633
00:35:52,421 --> 00:35:54,171
I had no idea, but she did.

634
00:35:54,255 --> 00:35:56,338
And she won at everything.

635
00:35:57,213 --> 00:35:59,671
Now you say
you don't know what to do with your life.

636
00:35:59,755 --> 00:36:02,046
- I don't.
- You say you're sad, you're going to die.

637
00:36:02,463 --> 00:36:04,255
You want to play chess...

638
00:36:04,338 --> 00:36:06,588
All because that dwarf left you.
You can't be serious.

639
00:36:06,671 --> 00:36:10,046
I don't know what to write about, Natalia.
I don't know where to start.

640
00:36:10,130 --> 00:36:12,755
Well, start by sitting
in front of a computer.

641
00:36:12,838 --> 00:36:15,130
Like this,
because things won't write themselves.

642
00:36:15,213 --> 00:36:18,046
So, I just sit at the computer,
and a masterpiece will happen.

643
00:36:18,130 --> 00:36:22,046
You always said you wanted a blog.
Where's the blog? Huh?

644
00:36:22,963 --> 00:36:25,630
- Blogs aren't even trendy anymore.
- Of course they are.

645
00:36:25,713 --> 00:36:28,796
- So write one, for fuck's sake!
- I don't know what to write about.

646
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:30,463
- I don't know.
- Of course you do!

647
00:36:30,546 --> 00:36:33,171
I don't know! I swear, I have no idea.

648
00:36:33,255 --> 00:36:36,671
The only thing I have in my head
is that unnamable insect.

649
00:36:36,755 --> 00:36:40,296
And how I want his intestines to rot
and pus to come out of them.

650
00:36:40,380 --> 00:36:43,046
And for him to have to call me
to take care of him

651
00:36:43,130 --> 00:36:47,296
and make him hot chamomile tea
so he can sleep well.

652
00:36:47,380 --> 00:36:51,796
After that, I feel bad
and I lose all my dignity

653
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:53,880
for wanting something bad
to happen to him.

654
00:36:53,963 --> 00:36:57,046
I wanted him so much,
I loved him so much.

655
00:36:57,130 --> 00:36:58,171
And then I feel worse

656
00:36:58,255 --> 00:37:01,338
because I'm the protagonist
of a shitty comedy.

657
00:37:01,421 --> 00:37:02,963
Where God and the Devil,

658
00:37:03,046 --> 00:37:07,546
and all the people or beings
in charge of making me feel bad

659
00:37:07,630 --> 00:37:10,171
spit at me with their black humor
and make fun of me.

660
00:37:10,255 --> 00:37:12,463
And you can handle all of these things.

661
00:37:12,546 --> 00:37:14,213
You have this wall around you

662
00:37:14,296 --> 00:37:17,588
that won't let you feel anything.
But I'm going to end up alone.

663
00:37:19,505 --> 00:37:21,546
And I'll go crazy.

664
00:37:21,963 --> 00:37:25,171
I'll end up crying
in the street somewhere.

665
00:37:29,796 --> 00:37:33,130
If you see me in the street crying,
please pick me up.

666
00:37:33,338 --> 00:37:34,671
At least do that.

667
00:37:38,088 --> 00:37:41,505
If all of that was in a blog,
I'd definitely read it.

668
00:38:16,130 --> 00:38:20,213
WRITE A NAME
CREATE BLOG

669
00:38:23,630 --> 00:38:28,630
Have you ever gone out
with one of those insecure idiots

670
00:38:28,713 --> 00:38:30,838
who aren't acrylic or oil paint?

671
00:38:30,921 --> 00:38:35,630
Well then, you've had the pleasure
of meeting a watercolor.

672
00:38:35,713 --> 00:38:39,505
This kind of man requires a lot of work.

673
00:38:39,588 --> 00:38:42,588
The cup with water, the paintbrush,

674
00:38:42,671 --> 00:38:46,671
and in the end,
it's not even decent paint.

675
00:38:52,213 --> 00:38:54,130
"Sex and Ceviche."

676
00:38:55,630 --> 00:38:57,921
I don't know
if that's genius or disgusting.

677
00:38:58,005 --> 00:39:01,005
No.

678
00:39:03,421 --> 00:39:05,713
"A Crisis of Fe."

679
00:39:06,588 --> 00:39:08,463
That sounds
like a Christian channel show.

680
00:39:08,546 --> 00:39:10,421
No.

681
00:39:15,380 --> 00:39:17,796
HOLLYWOOD'S NEWEST
AND MOST DESIRED BACHELORETTE

682
00:39:19,796 --> 00:39:22,255
"Soltera Codiciada."

683
00:39:22,338 --> 00:39:26,630
No, I'm not available. I'm sorry.
Oh, thank you.

684
00:39:33,255 --> 00:39:35,130
How's that presentation going, beautiful?

685
00:39:36,130 --> 00:39:37,505
Very good. Good.

686
00:39:38,505 --> 00:39:40,796
Don't forget,
I want a presentation like...

687
00:39:47,130 --> 00:39:49,921
- I hate him. I don't get it.
- Me neither.

688
00:39:50,005 --> 00:39:52,213
He talks like he's Argentinian,
then Peruvian.

689
00:39:52,296 --> 00:39:54,380
- He sucks.
- Totally.

690
00:39:55,088 --> 00:39:56,880
I really don't like him.

691
00:39:56,963 --> 00:39:58,838
What is it, Natalia? I'm working.

692
00:39:58,921 --> 00:40:01,838
Excuse me,
am I speaking to Soltera Codiciada?

693
00:40:02,046 --> 00:40:02,880
How do you know?

694
00:40:02,963 --> 00:40:04,755
First, because you write how you speak.

695
00:40:04,838 --> 00:40:09,296
Second, because the watercolor idea
came up when I broke up with stupid Nico.

696
00:40:09,380 --> 00:40:11,755
And third, because it's all over Facebook.

697
00:40:11,838 --> 00:40:13,588
What are you talking about?

698
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:16,046
Wait, I'm going to look.
I'll call you back.

699
00:40:17,088 --> 00:40:20,005
Friends, I need to tell you something.

700
00:40:20,088 --> 00:40:21,671
I started a blog.

701
00:40:21,755 --> 00:40:22,630
- What?
- A blog?

702
00:40:22,713 --> 00:40:24,380
Yes, "Soltera Codiciada."

703
00:40:24,463 --> 00:40:25,713
What are you saying?

704
00:40:25,796 --> 00:40:28,463
Wait. Apparently I have...

705
00:40:28,546 --> 00:40:32,171
What? My blog has 300 views!

706
00:40:33,130 --> 00:40:36,463
I don't even have 300 friends!

707
00:40:36,546 --> 00:40:38,296
Sorry. I don't even have 30.

708
00:40:38,380 --> 00:40:41,046
I might not even have three,
but I have you two.

709
00:40:41,130 --> 00:40:45,421
- Oh, my friends!
- What's going on? Is this a market?

710
00:40:46,046 --> 00:40:49,213
Do you want your paychecks or not?
Let's get to work.

711
00:40:52,505 --> 00:40:54,338
- Share it with me.
- I want to share it.

712
00:40:55,588 --> 00:40:58,463
"I think I've only been
with crayons in my life."

713
00:40:58,838 --> 00:41:01,088
"I love you, Soltera." I love you, too.

714
00:41:01,171 --> 00:41:05,213
"You should talk
about the guys you meet on Tinder."

715
00:41:07,546 --> 00:41:09,796
Well, first,
you need another profile picture.

716
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:10,963
This one's horrible.

717
00:41:11,046 --> 00:41:14,880
What's wrong with you? This one is fine.
I look fun.

718
00:41:14,963 --> 00:41:17,630
Tinder is not a place for fun people,
María Fe.

719
00:41:17,713 --> 00:41:19,630
- No?
- That's what Twitter is for.

720
00:41:19,713 --> 00:41:22,338
Tinder is a place for people to have sex.

721
00:41:22,421 --> 00:41:24,213
- It's sexual.
- Oh, that's gross.

722
00:41:24,296 --> 00:41:25,463
- Come here.
- Okay.

723
00:41:26,296 --> 00:41:29,296
I'd suggest you change it to...

724
00:41:30,005 --> 00:41:32,963
- My God.
- Don't make fun of me.

725
00:41:33,505 --> 00:41:34,713
- This one.
- Don't look.

726
00:41:34,796 --> 00:41:36,296
- Don't look at it.
- It's perfect.

727
00:41:36,380 --> 00:41:39,671
Listen, it's from three years ago.
I'm dressed as a sexy nurse, no.

728
00:41:39,755 --> 00:41:42,296
That's what we want.
You should look sexy.

729
00:41:42,380 --> 00:41:44,505
- This is the one. Do you trust me?
- Okay. Yes.

730
00:41:44,588 --> 00:41:47,546
- Okay.
- Okay, let's see. Look at our options.

731
00:41:47,630 --> 00:41:49,588
- That one with the beard!
- He's gay.

732
00:41:49,671 --> 00:41:51,088
Really? Okay.

733
00:41:51,171 --> 00:41:53,255
This one. Oh, I super liked him!

734
00:41:53,338 --> 00:41:55,088
What will happen?
Will he know my address?

735
00:41:55,171 --> 00:41:56,213
It's okay.

736
00:41:57,213 --> 00:41:59,005
- Relax a bit.
- I'm relaxed.

737
00:41:59,088 --> 00:42:01,755
- Relax more.
- It's for research.

738
00:42:01,838 --> 00:42:04,963
It's normal,
I'm just getting to know the app.

739
00:42:05,046 --> 00:42:07,338
Another one. That one, Fernando!

740
00:42:07,421 --> 00:42:08,671
No? Which one is Fernando?

741
00:42:08,755 --> 00:42:11,338
If it's a group photo,
it's always the ugliest one.

742
00:42:14,838 --> 00:42:15,921
- This one, right?
- Him?

743
00:42:16,005 --> 00:42:17,671
- Sure. Let's see.
- Okay.

744
00:42:17,755 --> 00:42:22,046
- Look him up.
- Lorenzo, 27 years old. He's a surfer.

745
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:26,005
- He doesn't look like a psychopath.
- No, he won't hurt me too much.

746
00:42:26,088 --> 00:42:27,796
- No.
- Okay.

747
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:32,380
- It's a match!
- Chat with him and have fun.

748
00:42:32,463 --> 00:42:34,171
Okay, and what should I write?

749
00:42:34,380 --> 00:42:37,463
I usually go right to the photo.

750
00:42:37,546 --> 00:42:38,463
- A photo?
- Yes.

751
00:42:38,546 --> 00:42:41,130
- A selfie.
- A selfie?

752
00:42:41,213 --> 00:42:44,338
- Naked?
- Step by step.

753
00:42:44,421 --> 00:42:46,171
Let's say you start with your face.

754
00:42:46,255 --> 00:42:48,588
- The face?
- Then the neck.

755
00:42:48,671 --> 00:42:50,005
Then you keep going down.

756
00:42:50,421 --> 00:42:52,921
That's so kinky!

757
00:42:53,005 --> 00:42:55,921
- It works for me.
- Don't be like that!

758
00:42:56,671 --> 00:43:00,046
Being single is an eternal search
for the...

759
00:43:00,671 --> 00:43:02,213
the perfect balance.

760
00:43:05,755 --> 00:43:11,505
Shaving just in case it happens.
Or not shaving so it doesn't happen.

761
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:17,255
Putting enough makeup on to look great.

762
00:43:17,338 --> 00:43:20,546
But not enough to make it look
like you tried too hard.

763
00:43:21,338 --> 00:43:22,421
Thank you.

764
00:43:23,921 --> 00:43:26,421
You're so sweet. No...

765
00:43:26,713 --> 00:43:30,338
I had no time to dress up.
I'm just so busy. But thank you.

766
00:43:33,421 --> 00:43:37,088
And above all, look like
you have everything under control.

767
00:43:37,171 --> 00:43:41,046
Even though you have no idea
what you're doing.

768
00:43:41,130 --> 00:43:42,255
#CANDYMODE

769
00:43:43,463 --> 00:43:46,630
#HIPSTERMODE

770
00:43:47,755 --> 00:43:50,421
#DESPERATEMODE

771
00:43:55,421 --> 00:43:56,505
Lorenzo?

772
00:43:57,296 --> 00:44:00,046
How are you? Hi.
I didn't recognize you.

773
00:44:00,421 --> 00:44:03,213
You look different in your profile photo.

774
00:44:03,296 --> 00:44:05,838
Yes, it was my best photo and my best age.

775
00:44:06,171 --> 00:44:08,005
- María José.
- María Fe.

776
00:44:08,088 --> 00:44:10,505
Sorry, I confuse those Christian names.

777
00:44:10,588 --> 00:44:12,671
María José, María Fe, Magdalena...

778
00:44:13,213 --> 00:44:15,421
- I got you a caramel macchiato.
- Thanks.

779
00:44:15,505 --> 00:44:17,796
My female friends love it,
so I got you one.

780
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:18,963
Caramel macchiato?

781
00:44:19,755 --> 00:44:22,046
Once, I put milk in your coffee.
You almost killed me.

782
00:44:22,630 --> 00:44:23,671
He doesn't know.

783
00:44:23,921 --> 00:44:25,546
- I don't know what?
- Oh.

784
00:44:25,921 --> 00:44:27,588
- I don't know what?
- No...

785
00:44:27,671 --> 00:44:31,005
I was saying I don't know
what kind of work you do.

786
00:44:31,088 --> 00:44:36,630
But now I remember your profile photo,
and it looked like you enjoy surfing.

787
00:44:36,713 --> 00:44:39,213
That's so great! It's so cool.

788
00:44:39,296 --> 00:44:41,046
I'd love to go surfing one day.

789
00:44:41,130 --> 00:44:43,713
It's amazing.
I loved it the one time I did it.

790
00:44:46,380 --> 00:44:47,671
You don't do it all the time?

791
00:44:47,755 --> 00:44:50,171
No, you have to wake up at 5 a.m.,

792
00:44:50,255 --> 00:44:52,380
buy your own board,
and know how to swim.

793
00:44:54,296 --> 00:44:56,880
- Well, you're not a nurse either, are you?
- Shut up.

794
00:44:57,171 --> 00:45:00,671
- Should I shut up?
- No, not you. What I meant is that...

795
00:45:00,755 --> 00:45:03,546
If you don't like surfing,
what do you like doing?

796
00:45:03,630 --> 00:45:06,005
- What do you do?
- I'm working on an app with a friend.

797
00:45:06,213 --> 00:45:08,130
Cool, and what's the name?

798
00:45:08,213 --> 00:45:11,255
That doesn't matter, she's a know-it-all.
She's annoying and fat.

799
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:16,630
I was asking about the app's name.

800
00:45:19,588 --> 00:45:21,296
- Tostadapp.
- Tostadapp?

801
00:45:21,380 --> 00:45:22,505
Yes, "Tostada App."

802
00:45:22,588 --> 00:45:25,421
- They share the a. It's "Tostadapp."
- Tostadapp.

803
00:45:26,630 --> 00:45:27,838
What's Tostadapp about?

804
00:45:27,921 --> 00:45:29,671
It's an app you can download
for free.

805
00:45:29,755 --> 00:45:31,921
You have three options
to put on your tostada.

806
00:45:32,005 --> 00:45:33,463
Butter, jam, and honey.

807
00:45:34,046 --> 00:45:36,546
You must be thinking
that it makes no sense.

808
00:45:36,630 --> 00:45:38,421
I was wondering if it's a joke or not.

809
00:45:38,505 --> 00:45:41,338
The money comes later.
You get hooked on the app,

810
00:45:41,671 --> 00:45:43,921
you can buy another upgrade,
but it costs $20.

811
00:45:44,005 --> 00:45:47,130
Then, you have whatever you want.
Avocado, ham, cheese, turmeric...

812
00:45:47,213 --> 00:45:50,588
And if you're really hooked,
then you can add...

813
00:45:51,588 --> 00:45:53,755
Do you like muscle relaxants?

814
00:45:54,005 --> 00:45:55,630
No, I'm allergic.

815
00:45:55,713 --> 00:45:58,796
Are you serious?
You want to forget me with this idiot?

816
00:46:03,630 --> 00:46:07,171
BALANCE

817
00:46:12,463 --> 00:46:15,130
Yes, you haven't forgotten him.

818
00:46:15,213 --> 00:46:16,963
And in this exact moment,

819
00:46:17,046 --> 00:46:21,671
you have this overwhelming feeling
that you won't be able to.

820
00:46:22,005 --> 00:46:25,213
You know he's a poor idiot
and you shouldn't miss him.

821
00:46:25,296 --> 00:46:26,546
But you do miss him,

822
00:46:26,630 --> 00:46:29,755
and that makes you feel
like a poor idiot.

823
00:46:29,838 --> 00:46:34,213
And, damn it, your friends told you
it was a matter of time.

824
00:46:34,296 --> 00:46:38,213
So why the hell does it hurt
as if it happened yesterday?

825
00:47:04,713 --> 00:47:05,671
Oh, shit!

826
00:47:06,296 --> 00:47:08,213
How was your Tinder date?

827
00:47:08,421 --> 00:47:10,255
- Tostadapp.
- What's that?

828
00:47:10,338 --> 00:47:13,713
It's a long story. Too long.

829
00:47:14,505 --> 00:47:17,921
- Know who's getting married?
- Who? Besides everyone on my Facebook...

830
00:47:18,796 --> 00:47:20,755
What an ugly envelope. Let me see.

831
00:47:22,671 --> 00:47:25,296
Oh, Laura Rivas. It was obvious.

832
00:47:25,546 --> 00:47:29,046
- Are you okay with this news?
- I'm fine. Why should this get to me?

833
00:47:29,130 --> 00:47:31,546
- You've always been jealous of her.
- Don't exaggerate.

834
00:47:32,296 --> 00:47:33,838
You cried in a bathroom for three hours

835
00:47:33,921 --> 00:47:36,546
when they gave her the graduation speech
instead of you.

836
00:47:36,755 --> 00:47:38,546
We were just kids. I'm fine now.

837
00:47:38,630 --> 00:47:41,171
While she's picking out tablecloths
and changing diapers,

838
00:47:41,255 --> 00:47:44,255
I'll be picking investment funds
and negotiating with China.

839
00:47:44,463 --> 00:47:48,963
It's obvious who made better use
of the last five years in economics.

840
00:47:49,046 --> 00:47:51,755
Someone has to practice
their radical forgiveness.

841
00:47:51,838 --> 00:47:54,088
- I don't get it.
- Me neither.

842
00:47:54,171 --> 00:47:56,171
- There's one for you, too.
- Let me see.

843
00:47:58,588 --> 00:47:59,588
María Fe and Matías.

844
00:47:59,671 --> 00:48:02,671
Oh, it's just a small detail.
You're going, right?

845
00:48:03,338 --> 00:48:06,296
I'll go. It's against my religion
to pass up a table of chocolate.

846
00:48:06,380 --> 00:48:09,255
- I'm proud of you! Amen to that.
- Hallelujah.

847
00:48:11,421 --> 00:48:13,130
Your life is a wardrobe.

848
00:48:13,213 --> 00:48:16,088
And it doesn't matter
how badly you want to buy clothes.

849
00:48:16,171 --> 00:48:18,630
If you don't get rid of your old,
ugly clothes

850
00:48:18,713 --> 00:48:22,838
that drain your energy,
you'll never have space for the new ones.

851
00:48:42,921 --> 00:48:46,338
Get out of there! Go home!

852
00:48:50,088 --> 00:48:54,255
I'm not exactly sure how to finish it,
but I think this is the right direction.

853
00:48:54,338 --> 00:48:57,005
Simplicity will help to tell the story.

854
00:48:58,380 --> 00:49:03,255
I don't want to discourage you, but...
I feel that your idea lacks emotion.

855
00:49:03,338 --> 00:49:05,630
It's missing that boom. Do you understand?

856
00:49:05,713 --> 00:49:07,213
- Of course.
- Think bigger.

857
00:49:07,296 --> 00:49:10,796
I understand, it could be more...
attention-grabbing.

858
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:14,755
But because it's such a personal subject,
Ramiro, I think that less is more.

859
00:49:14,838 --> 00:49:16,463
In advertising, there's no such thing.

860
00:49:16,546 --> 00:49:18,380
- "Less is more" doesn't exist.
- It doesn't exist.

861
00:49:18,546 --> 00:49:20,630
Don't repeat everything I say, Mini-Me.

862
00:49:20,713 --> 00:49:24,505
Less is more doesn't exist in advertising.
I'm going to tell you a story.

863
00:49:25,588 --> 00:49:29,421
It was the year 1998, I had just returned
from studying in Buenos Aires.

864
00:49:29,505 --> 00:49:34,838
They offered me the launch
of Virú Paints in all of Peru.

865
00:49:34,921 --> 00:49:38,005
Seven supermodels,
the biggest at that time.

866
00:49:38,088 --> 00:49:40,755
Beautiful girls, all painted in colors...

867
00:49:41,421 --> 00:49:43,713
San Martín Square... Lights...

868
00:49:44,505 --> 00:49:46,171
Virú.

869
00:49:48,213 --> 00:49:49,671
It was shown everywhere.

870
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:55,630
So you need me to use blonde models,
wearing high heels...

871
00:49:55,713 --> 00:49:58,921
Not models, I want something powerful.

872
00:50:01,296 --> 00:50:02,130
Do you understand?

873
00:50:03,796 --> 00:50:05,171
Anyone want to add anything?

874
00:50:05,255 --> 00:50:09,171
That's what I get for showing something
with sensitivity

875
00:50:09,255 --> 00:50:12,588
to my idiot, caveman, creep of a boss.

876
00:50:12,671 --> 00:50:15,880
I hate him with all my heart.
I hate men...

877
00:50:15,963 --> 00:50:18,421
No, you're not allowed
to kill yourself in my office.

878
00:50:18,505 --> 00:50:20,755
I wasn't going to kill myself.
It's just a joke.

879
00:50:21,213 --> 00:50:22,921
Hey, at least you don't hate me.

880
00:50:23,171 --> 00:50:25,463
- Because we haven't had sex.
- Good for us.

881
00:50:27,796 --> 00:50:30,588
By the way, there's a party
with everyone from the office.

882
00:50:30,671 --> 00:50:33,130
Maybe it could give you ideas
for "Soltera Codiciada"?

883
00:50:33,213 --> 00:50:34,171
Let's go.

884
00:50:34,255 --> 00:50:35,671
You can invite your friend.

885
00:50:35,838 --> 00:50:38,296
- Which friend?
- Your only friend.

886
00:50:40,421 --> 00:50:43,171
Very funny. Fine, I'll tell Natalia.

887
00:50:43,255 --> 00:50:45,213
But she'll ignore you.
You're not her type.

888
00:50:45,296 --> 00:50:46,921
You'll never be her type.

889
00:50:47,005 --> 00:50:49,880
Hey, I'm the universal type,
just so you know.

890
00:50:57,963 --> 00:51:00,046
- He said we should wait by the bar.
- Where?

891
00:51:00,130 --> 00:51:01,921
- Was that a good entrance?
- On fire.

892
00:51:02,005 --> 00:51:03,921
- Really?
- There he is.

893
00:51:04,005 --> 00:51:08,005
- I saw him.
- What a nice guy.

894
00:51:08,088 --> 00:51:10,588
- Two cosmopolitans for the ladies.
- Thank you.

895
00:51:10,671 --> 00:51:15,005
So, since we're women,
we should like Barbie drinks.

896
00:51:15,088 --> 00:51:17,213
I like this drink.
Do you want something else?

897
00:51:17,296 --> 00:51:18,630
- What are you having?
- Whiskey.

898
00:51:18,713 --> 00:51:19,963
I want the same.

899
00:51:20,255 --> 00:51:21,838
I'm fine, thanks.

900
00:51:22,963 --> 00:51:24,088
- What's wrong?
- What?

901
00:51:24,171 --> 00:51:27,713
- You love girly drinks.
- Let me have some fun.

902
00:51:27,838 --> 00:51:31,796
I don't get why you're so mean to him.
He's the nicest heterosexual man I know.

903
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:34,046
I'm not being mean.
This is how we treat each other.

904
00:51:34,130 --> 00:51:35,713
I don't know, we like it.

905
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:40,046
Hey, isn't that Carolina?

906
00:51:40,130 --> 00:51:41,171
- Where?
- Over there.

907
00:51:45,630 --> 00:51:47,088
- How are you?
- Hey! I'm great.

908
00:51:47,171 --> 00:51:50,380
- How long have you worked here?
- I just started. Check this out.

909
00:51:53,005 --> 00:51:55,130
Santiago is calling us. Come on, let's go.

910
00:51:55,213 --> 00:51:56,255
- Be back soon.
- Okay.

911
00:51:57,005 --> 00:51:59,755
Wait. That guy is looking at you.

912
00:51:59,838 --> 00:52:01,088
- He is?
- Yes.

913
00:52:01,171 --> 00:52:03,796
- He's not.
- He's still looking.

914
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:07,005
- What should I do?
- Keep walking.

915
00:52:08,796 --> 00:52:10,546
She's got a fan.

916
00:52:11,338 --> 00:52:14,171
- Yes!
- Yes!

917
00:52:14,255 --> 00:52:15,880
Come on, get over there.

918
00:52:15,963 --> 00:52:20,255
No, I don't know how to flirt anymore.
I'm serious, I don't remember how to.

919
00:52:20,338 --> 00:52:22,671
Why don't you try the lonely technique?

920
00:52:23,546 --> 00:52:24,546
What is that?

921
00:52:24,713 --> 00:52:27,255
Oh, come on.
It's when a woman is alone on purpose,

922
00:52:27,338 --> 00:52:29,671
and she makes this face
like she'd love to talk.

923
00:52:30,088 --> 00:52:31,713
- And what comes next?
- Yeah.

924
00:52:31,796 --> 00:52:34,421
You kiss him! Men like that.

925
00:52:34,505 --> 00:52:38,005
If the conversation doesn't flow,
you kiss him, and that's it.

926
00:52:38,088 --> 00:52:40,171
You can't talk
if you're using your tongue.

927
00:52:40,255 --> 00:52:42,046
Oh, don't be a caveman.

928
00:52:42,755 --> 00:52:46,588
You should use the trick
where you ask to try his drink.

929
00:52:46,671 --> 00:52:49,755
You go towards him, and say,
"Can I try your drink?"

930
00:52:49,921 --> 00:52:52,088
But instead of grabbing the drink,
you kiss him

931
00:52:52,171 --> 00:52:54,255
and say, "It's delicious."

932
00:52:56,171 --> 00:52:57,505
I'll do both.

933
00:52:57,588 --> 00:52:58,421
- Okay.
- Go.

934
00:52:58,505 --> 00:53:00,713
- It'll work.
- I'm going.

935
00:53:00,796 --> 00:53:02,880
- You can do this.
- Let's go.

936
00:53:03,338 --> 00:53:06,380
What happened? They left.

937
00:53:06,963 --> 00:53:08,630
Do you think it'll work?

938
00:53:09,421 --> 00:53:12,505
I know him. He's my friend.
I told him to go over.

939
00:53:12,588 --> 00:53:14,338
Nice one!

940
00:53:14,421 --> 00:53:17,505
Hopefully she'll stop talking
about Matías for a while.

941
00:53:20,463 --> 00:53:22,838
- Hi.
- Hi. How are you?

942
00:53:22,921 --> 00:53:23,921
Good, and you?

943
00:53:24,921 --> 00:53:27,963
- I'm all right.
- Just all right? Because you look great.

944
00:53:28,046 --> 00:53:29,088
Thanks.

945
00:53:29,505 --> 00:53:33,588
My friends just left me here.
I mean...

946
00:53:33,671 --> 00:53:36,380
- Isn't it better this way?
- It is, right?

947
00:53:36,463 --> 00:53:37,296
Of course.

948
00:53:37,713 --> 00:53:42,880
- Yeah, but my drink is... gross.
- Do you want me to buy you a drink?

949
00:53:42,963 --> 00:53:46,463
No, I meant to ask...
Can I try your drink?

950
00:53:46,546 --> 00:53:47,755
Yes, of course.

951
00:53:54,838 --> 00:53:57,421
- Cheers to our friend!
- Cheers to her.

952
00:53:57,505 --> 00:53:58,671
Good for you, María Fe.

953
00:54:00,546 --> 00:54:01,963
Can I try your drink?

954
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:06,796
No.

955
00:54:13,755 --> 00:54:15,421
It's delicious.

956
00:54:15,755 --> 00:54:19,296
- You mean the kiss?
- Both.

957
00:54:19,380 --> 00:54:21,796
But you haven't tried the drink. Try it.

958
00:54:28,171 --> 00:54:32,171
- Well, this is my house. The kitchen's--
- Nice place.

959
00:54:35,546 --> 00:54:36,796
Wait a second.

960
00:54:40,421 --> 00:54:43,963
- Upstairs.
- Hurry up.

961
00:54:49,505 --> 00:54:53,171
Holy Christ! Oh, God!

962
00:54:57,296 --> 00:54:59,296
SLACKER

963
00:55:12,630 --> 00:55:16,255
INCOMING CALL
LOVEBUG

964
00:55:16,505 --> 00:55:17,380
Hello.

965
00:55:18,921 --> 00:55:20,338
Hello? Fe?

966
00:55:21,755 --> 00:55:22,963
Matías?

967
00:55:25,088 --> 00:55:27,921
- How are you?
- Um...

968
00:55:28,505 --> 00:55:30,380
I'm fine. Well, I was sleeping,

969
00:55:30,463 --> 00:55:32,921
but now I'm wondering
why you called me.

970
00:55:33,838 --> 00:55:36,880
Listen... I was thinking about you.

971
00:55:37,338 --> 00:55:40,088
And I just called to see
how you're doing.

972
00:55:40,171 --> 00:55:42,671
When your ex... Yes, your ex...

973
00:55:42,755 --> 00:55:45,921
With e for egotistical, for evasive...

974
00:55:46,005 --> 00:55:47,046
for small dick...

975
00:55:47,130 --> 00:55:49,588
Okay, that doesn't start with e,
but good point.

976
00:55:49,671 --> 00:55:53,546
...calls you in the middle of the night
to tell you that he misses you,

977
00:55:53,630 --> 00:55:56,546
such a crappy gesture
deserves only one response.

978
00:55:56,755 --> 00:56:00,046
Look, I have good news and bad news.

979
00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:03,880
The good news is
that I know what I want.

980
00:56:04,796 --> 00:56:07,296
And the bad news is
that sure as hell isn't you.

981
00:56:07,380 --> 00:56:09,255
So if you feel like chatting,

982
00:56:09,338 --> 00:56:11,921
call your psychologist,
your 16 booty calls,

983
00:56:12,005 --> 00:56:15,338
or your mother, because I'm not available,
buddy.

984
00:56:15,421 --> 00:56:16,755
As the saying goes,

985
00:56:17,046 --> 00:56:20,296
"I sold my sack,
so I didn't have to carry it."

986
00:56:21,171 --> 00:56:25,671
Unfortunately, it's always harder
to do it than to say it.

987
00:56:25,755 --> 00:56:29,005
Fe? Are you not going to say anything?

988
00:56:29,713 --> 00:56:30,630
I...

989
00:56:32,380 --> 00:56:33,880
I don't know what to tell you.

990
00:56:33,963 --> 00:56:37,296
Things are the way they are
because of you.

991
00:56:37,921 --> 00:56:40,546
What do you want? What's going on?

992
00:56:40,630 --> 00:56:43,713
I know. But something funny happened
to me today,

993
00:56:43,796 --> 00:56:45,338
and I wanted to tell you,

994
00:56:45,588 --> 00:56:49,630
but I realized we don't talk anymore.
I don't like things to be this way.

995
00:56:50,005 --> 00:56:51,630
You were my best friend.

996
00:56:54,421 --> 00:56:55,505
And you were mine.

997
00:56:57,255 --> 00:57:02,630
Come on, stupid woman. Hang up.
Come on, you can do it. Hang up!

998
00:57:04,338 --> 00:57:05,505
And...

999
00:57:07,005 --> 00:57:10,088
What happened
to make you want to call me?

1000
00:57:11,463 --> 00:57:12,880
Brain-dead.

1001
00:57:37,421 --> 00:57:39,921
REST UP, BEAUTIFUL.
I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW.

1002
00:57:40,005 --> 00:57:42,213
TALK TO YOU TOMORROW

1003
00:57:46,755 --> 00:57:48,088
HI, LOVEBUG!

1004
00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:03,921
IT WAS GREAT TO TALK LAST NIGHT

1005
00:58:15,963 --> 00:58:17,713
- Hey!
- Hey!

1006
00:58:17,796 --> 00:58:19,130
I have to go.

1007
00:58:19,213 --> 00:58:21,713
I have a work meeting,
but I can't find my sock.

1008
00:58:21,796 --> 00:58:25,755
Oh, it's somewhere here.
They always hide around here.

1009
00:58:25,838 --> 00:58:29,421
- Here it is. Here you go.
- Thank you.

1010
00:58:29,505 --> 00:58:31,255
Were you cooking breakfast?

1011
00:58:33,463 --> 00:58:38,005
- I had a great time. Your house is nice.
- Thank you. It is, yeah.

1012
00:58:38,088 --> 00:58:40,463
- Thank you for everything. Bye.
- No, thank you. Bye.

1013
00:58:40,546 --> 00:58:43,380
- Have a good day. I'll call you.
- Sure, we'll talk.

1014
00:58:43,463 --> 00:58:44,838
Bye, you beast.

1015
00:58:45,005 --> 00:58:49,421
You, Mafe, are a cool girl. You are chill.

1016
00:58:49,505 --> 00:58:54,255
That's what you are. A cool, chill girl.
People have told you that you are.

1017
00:58:54,338 --> 00:58:57,171
And you know you are, deep down.

1018
00:58:57,796 --> 00:59:01,671
If he calls you, fine.
And if he doesn't, it's fine, too.

1019
00:59:01,755 --> 00:59:03,380
Chill. Cool.

1020
00:59:03,463 --> 00:59:06,546
That's how life goes.
There's an eight-hour difference.

1021
00:59:07,046 --> 00:59:09,505
No need to get all worked up.

1022
00:59:10,963 --> 00:59:12,671
You do you. You--

1023
00:59:14,671 --> 00:59:16,921
INCOMING CALL
UNKNOWN CALLER

1024
00:59:17,005 --> 00:59:18,838
Shit!

1025
00:59:20,338 --> 00:59:21,255
Hello, lovebug.

1026
00:59:21,921 --> 00:59:23,421
Hi, is this María Fe?

1027
00:59:24,630 --> 00:59:26,421
Yes. Who's calling?

1028
00:59:27,005 --> 00:59:29,130
Jaime Castro,
editor at Patrimonio magazine.

1029
00:59:29,213 --> 00:59:32,046
Santiago gave me your number.
I'd like to interview you.

1030
00:59:32,130 --> 00:59:33,463
- Me?
- Yes.

1031
00:59:33,546 --> 00:59:36,380
You run the "Soltera Codiciada" blog,
right?

1032
00:59:36,463 --> 00:59:38,713
Yes, it was supposed to be anonymous.
I'm going to kill Santiago.

1033
00:59:38,796 --> 00:59:41,005
It's okay,
I'm not going to reveal your identity.

1034
00:59:41,088 --> 00:59:42,838
I wanted to ask you some questions.

1035
00:59:42,921 --> 00:59:43,921
INCOMING CALL LOVEBUG

1036
00:59:44,005 --> 00:59:48,421
Sorry, I'm not interested right now.
Maybe another time.

1037
00:59:48,505 --> 00:59:49,630
But--

1038
00:59:50,588 --> 00:59:51,588
Hi, lovebug.

1039
00:59:56,671 --> 00:59:58,671
RECORDING AUDIO

1040
01:00:09,463 --> 01:00:13,838
Fe? Hi. I called you,
but you didn't answer.

1041
01:00:14,255 --> 01:00:18,380
But it's for the best.
I'm sorry I called you yesterday.

1042
01:00:18,546 --> 01:00:20,380
I shouldn't have. It was a mistake.

1043
01:00:20,588 --> 01:00:23,671
You were right,
we shouldn't let things get messy again.

1044
01:00:24,296 --> 01:00:28,630
It won't happen again.
Bye, have a good one.

1045
01:00:47,963 --> 01:00:51,963
That guy better have kidnapped you.
That has to be why you're not answering.

1046
01:00:52,046 --> 01:00:53,588
Yeah.

1047
01:00:54,796 --> 01:00:56,421
I need to know if you're okay

1048
01:00:56,505 --> 01:01:00,255
and if you'll have the tissue presentation
ready for next week.

1049
01:01:00,338 --> 01:01:01,588
An insistent guy, huh?

1050
01:01:01,671 --> 01:01:05,088
Holy shit! Not you again, please!

1051
01:01:05,255 --> 01:01:08,005
So, you watch series
where men are to blame for everything.

1052
01:01:08,088 --> 01:01:10,671
You are to blame for everything.

1053
01:01:10,755 --> 01:01:13,755
- You've become one of those girls.
- What kind of girl?

1054
01:01:13,838 --> 01:01:15,588
Tell me, what kind of girl am I?

1055
01:01:15,671 --> 01:01:18,796
- The type that says all men are the same.
- Not all men are the same.

1056
01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:22,296
But you, and specifically you,
you're a pain in the ovaries.

1057
01:01:22,630 --> 01:01:23,546
What did I do?

1058
01:01:23,630 --> 01:01:27,338
You, with your fucking strategy of trying
to keep me close enough

1059
01:01:27,421 --> 01:01:28,755
so that you don't miss me,

1060
01:01:28,838 --> 01:01:31,463
but far enough so that I don't interfere
in your new life.

1061
01:01:31,546 --> 01:01:34,796
What strategy, María Fe?
Don't you see it's all in your head?

1062
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:37,380
What about my plans, Matías?

1063
01:01:37,630 --> 01:01:40,505
I could be traveling
around the world right now.

1064
01:01:40,588 --> 01:01:44,005
Or writing a book, or having babies.

1065
01:01:44,088 --> 01:01:45,963
How could you have babies?
Your cactuses die.

1066
01:01:46,046 --> 01:01:49,296
But I'm here, stuck and feeling miserable

1067
01:01:49,380 --> 01:01:53,130
because the person that I tried
to make happy for six years

1068
01:01:53,213 --> 01:01:56,713
keeps putting me in second place,
over and over again.

1069
01:01:57,880 --> 01:01:59,505
You are where you want to be.

1070
01:03:19,671 --> 01:03:20,588
Mafe?

1071
01:03:23,671 --> 01:03:24,630
I'm leaving.

1072
01:03:25,046 --> 01:03:27,505
Could you buy me
a banana cupcake, please?

1073
01:03:27,588 --> 01:03:30,671
Or a... No, a banana cupcake.
A cupcake.

1074
01:03:34,046 --> 01:03:36,713
The six months will be up in a week.
The contract will end.

1075
01:03:36,796 --> 01:03:39,880
- Here are the keys. Thank you.
- What? No. What?

1076
01:03:39,963 --> 01:03:42,088
Lucy and Pollock are on the balcony.

1077
01:03:42,171 --> 01:03:45,046
Okay? Water them just twice a week,
or they'll drown.

1078
01:03:45,338 --> 01:03:48,338
And they're very sensitive,
so talk or sing to them, or something.

1079
01:03:48,546 --> 01:03:50,713
You said you'd renew it
for six more months.

1080
01:03:51,338 --> 01:03:52,380
Right, but not anymore.

1081
01:03:52,838 --> 01:03:53,796
Why not?

1082
01:03:54,755 --> 01:03:56,671
- I'm going on a trip.
- Where to?

1083
01:03:58,213 --> 01:03:59,046
To a country.

1084
01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:01,588
- To which country?
- A country.

1085
01:04:01,671 --> 01:04:02,713
Which one?

1086
01:04:03,005 --> 01:04:05,880
It doesn't matter. I have this.
I can sleep anywhere. I'm fine.

1087
01:04:11,088 --> 01:04:11,921
What?

1088
01:04:12,213 --> 01:04:14,630
You do realize what you're doing, right?

1089
01:04:15,671 --> 01:04:18,296
- What?
- You're repeating.

1090
01:04:18,713 --> 01:04:19,671
The pattern.

1091
01:04:20,755 --> 01:04:22,838
- What pattern?
- The bad pattern.

1092
01:04:23,671 --> 01:04:24,505
No.

1093
01:04:24,588 --> 01:04:27,338
Where you do the same thing
over and over again.

1094
01:04:27,421 --> 01:04:30,296
So, you're in a place,
and then you get antsy and want to leave?

1095
01:04:30,588 --> 01:04:33,880
Why? What's the problem? What's going on?

1096
01:04:34,421 --> 01:04:36,838
I don't like getting too comfortable
in a place.

1097
01:04:36,921 --> 01:04:40,213
So I get bored and have to leave
and go somewhere else.

1098
01:04:40,296 --> 01:04:43,130
I can make you feel more uncomfortable
if you'd like.

1099
01:04:43,546 --> 01:04:45,130
I can be dirty.

1100
01:04:45,213 --> 01:04:47,296
I'll stop showering for weeks.
I have before.

1101
01:04:47,380 --> 01:04:49,296
It's cool. I mean it.

1102
01:04:49,463 --> 01:04:52,005
Want me to clog the shower drain
with my hair?

1103
01:04:52,088 --> 01:04:53,005
It's not necessary.

1104
01:04:53,088 --> 01:04:54,796
What's so bad about staying here?

1105
01:04:55,463 --> 01:04:57,421
You're not going anywhere. Are you crazy?

1106
01:04:57,505 --> 01:05:00,421
No. This is your house.
Look at everything you've done.

1107
01:05:00,505 --> 01:05:03,421
Look at how beautiful, organized,
and clean it is.

1108
01:05:03,505 --> 01:05:07,338
You taught me to take care of the plants,
to paint, and all of that.

1109
01:05:08,630 --> 01:05:10,213
It's our house.

1110
01:05:11,088 --> 01:05:13,171
And you're my sister now.

1111
01:05:15,088 --> 01:05:16,921
And I love you, and all of that.

1112
01:05:19,671 --> 01:05:22,046
I also... love you.

1113
01:05:24,255 --> 01:05:26,713
- Well, you're screwed, then.
- No, you're screwed.

1114
01:05:30,255 --> 01:05:31,838
- Don't run away, coward.
- I'm not.

1115
01:05:31,921 --> 01:05:33,713
- My suitcase is over there.
- What's that?

1116
01:05:33,796 --> 01:05:35,796
It's nothing. It's a towel.

1117
01:05:37,546 --> 01:05:39,671
I'm going to the store.
Didn't you want a cupcake?

1118
01:05:39,755 --> 01:05:41,171
- Yes.
- Okay, then.

1119
01:05:41,713 --> 01:05:45,338
But we need to talk about this, Carolina.
I'm just saying, okay?

1120
01:05:45,421 --> 01:05:48,796
These repetitive patterns concern me.

1121
01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:50,838
- No. We're going to talk.
- Come on.

1122
01:05:50,921 --> 01:05:52,213
- We have to eat first.
- Okay.

1123
01:05:54,921 --> 01:05:57,338
The last question,
and I'll leave you alone, María Fe.

1124
01:05:57,630 --> 01:05:59,505
Why the name "Soltera Codiciada"?

1125
01:05:59,588 --> 01:06:03,130
Well, because "Almost 30
and Having an Existential Crisis"

1126
01:06:03,213 --> 01:06:04,588
was already taken.

1127
01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:06,630
Don't spit it out.

1128
01:06:08,255 --> 01:06:10,963
I'm going to turn this off.
I'm not recording anymore.

1129
01:06:12,630 --> 01:06:13,713
Thank you so much.

1130
01:06:14,005 --> 01:06:15,963
It was a nice interview.
I had a great time.

1131
01:06:16,046 --> 01:06:17,671
- Thank you.
- I have valuable information.

1132
01:06:17,755 --> 01:06:20,380
Don't worry,
your name is my best kept secret.

1133
01:06:20,463 --> 01:06:21,838
That's very important.

1134
01:06:22,046 --> 01:06:24,963
Thank you. These have been
the best 30 minutes of fame

1135
01:06:25,046 --> 01:06:27,171
that I've ever had.
My only minutes of fame.

1136
01:06:27,255 --> 01:06:29,671
The only ones? Come on,
you'll be famous for a while.

1137
01:06:29,755 --> 01:06:32,296
Your blog will be a big hit, I'm serious.

1138
01:06:32,755 --> 01:06:35,296
The women in my office get together
on Monday mornings.

1139
01:06:35,380 --> 01:06:37,796
- It's like a gossiping ritual.
- What?

1140
01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:42,671
- They read your blog together.
- Really? That's awesome.

1141
01:06:42,755 --> 01:06:47,296
Yes, and I must admit that I take a peek
and read it with them.

1142
01:06:47,380 --> 01:06:49,213
I'll keep your secret if you keep mine.

1143
01:06:49,296 --> 01:06:51,713
- Yes, please.
- Cheers.

1144
01:06:54,921 --> 01:07:01,380
Listen, would it be too... unprofessional
if we continued this somewhere else?

1145
01:07:01,463 --> 01:07:04,130
Maybe take a walk
and get coffee or something?

1146
01:07:05,880 --> 01:07:07,505
A little bit, yes.

1147
01:07:07,588 --> 01:07:10,546
But I told my boss
that I have a doctor's appointment.

1148
01:07:10,630 --> 01:07:13,630
So who am I to judge? Right?

1149
01:07:13,963 --> 01:07:15,588
- Okay, great.
- Okay.

1150
01:07:15,671 --> 01:07:17,338
We're on the same page, then.

1151
01:07:18,255 --> 01:07:20,963
- Sure.
- Should I ask for the check so we can go?

1152
01:07:21,046 --> 01:07:22,255
- Yes.
- Is that okay? Great.

1153
01:07:22,338 --> 01:07:23,338
Thank you.

1154
01:07:24,296 --> 01:07:28,963
As the saying goes, "When one door closes,
another one opens."

1155
01:07:29,755 --> 01:07:31,421
And now some advice for me.

1156
01:07:32,046 --> 01:07:34,963
Look, a year and a half ago,
I broke up with my ex...

1157
01:07:35,130 --> 01:07:35,963
Cool.

1158
01:07:36,046 --> 01:07:39,213
And I still can't get her off my mind.
I don't know what to do.

1159
01:07:39,546 --> 01:07:40,630
I'll pass.

1160
01:07:41,088 --> 01:07:43,505
Tell me, you're the single blogger.

1161
01:07:43,588 --> 01:07:49,463
Well, sometimes, behind that open door,
an ex is hiding.

1162
01:07:49,630 --> 01:07:52,588
Well, the first thing I did
was delete her from my phone.

1163
01:07:52,671 --> 01:07:54,421
- Bye, contact info.
- Bye, WhatsApp.

1164
01:07:54,505 --> 01:07:57,421
Bye, WhatsApp, photos,
and audio messages.

1165
01:07:57,671 --> 01:08:01,171
- Then I unfriended her on Facebook. Bye.
- Bye-bye.

1166
01:08:01,255 --> 01:08:04,338
What I can't do is stop following her
on Instagram.

1167
01:08:04,421 --> 01:08:05,546
Instagraham!

1168
01:08:05,630 --> 01:08:08,213
Norton Bell, man!

1169
01:08:08,296 --> 01:08:13,755
And she insists on posting every day.
Every day she has a photo of whatever.

1170
01:08:15,546 --> 01:08:19,005
Well, you can't get over her overnight.

1171
01:08:20,671 --> 01:08:22,380
One day at a time.

1172
01:08:24,796 --> 01:08:29,630
Like the day when the smallest thing
makes you feel empty inside.

1173
01:08:35,046 --> 01:08:38,380
Or the day when somebody asks you
about that person,

1174
01:08:38,463 --> 01:08:41,088
and you don't know what to say.

1175
01:08:46,421 --> 01:08:50,463
Or the day when your head betrays you
with old habits.

1176
01:08:52,630 --> 01:08:57,380
But there are also days when
you surprise yourself by doing new things.

1177
01:08:57,755 --> 01:09:00,588
And days when you can laugh at yourself.

1178
01:09:02,213 --> 01:09:05,421
So each tear is one more step forward.

1179
01:09:06,380 --> 01:09:09,588
Each day is a day closer
to you being well.

1180
01:09:10,546 --> 01:09:13,588
Live it, one tissue at a time.

1181
01:09:17,213 --> 01:09:21,963
This is a draft, so it can change.
We can always improve it, right?

1182
01:09:22,046 --> 01:09:25,880
But why would we change it?
I think it's good.

1183
01:09:25,963 --> 01:09:28,755
There's a connection,
it makes the brand relevant.

1184
01:09:28,838 --> 01:09:31,921
I think it's in tune
with what I want to communicate.

1185
01:09:32,005 --> 01:09:33,380
But we can do it. We could--

1186
01:09:33,463 --> 01:09:35,171
No, leave it like this.

1187
01:09:35,255 --> 01:09:38,630
I'm really very pleased.
I think you've done a great job.

1188
01:09:38,713 --> 01:09:39,755
Congratulations.

1189
01:09:39,838 --> 01:09:41,838
I knew you'd like it. She's the best.

1190
01:09:41,921 --> 01:09:42,880
That's great.

1191
01:09:42,963 --> 01:09:45,630
Let me show you the ideas
I have for outdoor ads

1192
01:09:45,713 --> 01:09:47,130
and social media.

1193
01:09:48,255 --> 01:09:49,505
GENIUS!

1194
01:09:49,588 --> 01:09:50,588
It's great.

1195
01:09:54,171 --> 01:09:55,838
Cut that long hair.

1196
01:09:56,213 --> 01:09:58,296
Kill those dreads.

1197
01:09:59,505 --> 01:10:01,046
And wash that hair.

1198
01:10:07,921 --> 01:10:10,588
The clients loved the campaign.

1199
01:10:11,255 --> 01:10:12,088
Really?

1200
01:10:12,171 --> 01:10:15,713
That's a success because they're a part
of a gigantic corporation.

1201
01:10:16,463 --> 01:10:19,213
What we have to do is win
their brands one at a time.

1202
01:10:19,296 --> 01:10:20,880
- Okay.
- What they want...

1203
01:10:21,296 --> 01:10:23,296
is for you to head all of their jobs.

1204
01:10:23,380 --> 01:10:24,213
Really?

1205
01:10:25,046 --> 01:10:28,338
So given the huge workload that's coming,

1206
01:10:29,838 --> 01:10:31,213
what you deserve...

1207
01:10:32,088 --> 01:10:33,463
is a promotion.

1208
01:10:34,713 --> 01:10:36,755
- A promotion?
- Yes.

1209
01:10:37,296 --> 01:10:39,046
Really?

1210
01:10:39,713 --> 01:10:41,338
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

1211
01:10:41,421 --> 01:10:42,505
Thanks.

1212
01:10:42,838 --> 01:10:46,880
I have to talk it over with my associate,
but my decisions are always final.

1213
01:10:47,005 --> 01:10:48,380
You're in.

1214
01:10:50,005 --> 01:10:51,713
That's great. Thank you so much.

1215
01:10:54,380 --> 01:10:57,005
Well, let's get to work!

1216
01:10:57,963 --> 01:10:59,963
Don't distract the genius.

1217
01:11:00,171 --> 01:11:01,630
Congratulations.

1218
01:11:02,046 --> 01:11:03,421
Thank you.

1219
01:11:07,296 --> 01:11:09,505
- Caro?
- Hey there.

1220
01:11:09,588 --> 01:11:11,963
Caro, you won't believe the day I had!

1221
01:11:12,046 --> 01:11:15,005
The presentation was amazing.
You should've seen Ramiro's face.

1222
01:11:15,088 --> 01:11:17,463
I should've posted it on FB, I'm serious.

1223
01:11:18,338 --> 01:11:19,880
We have a problem.

1224
01:11:24,088 --> 01:11:25,005
Natalia?

1225
01:11:29,171 --> 01:11:31,171
What's wrong?

1226
01:11:37,963 --> 01:11:38,796
Okay.

1227
01:11:40,046 --> 01:11:43,505
So you don't have a dress
for the wedding? I'll lend you one.

1228
01:11:44,255 --> 01:11:47,380
There's a full moon today,
people get weird.

1229
01:11:47,630 --> 01:11:49,130
I just had some bacon.

1230
01:11:52,213 --> 01:11:53,505
I called the girls from school

1231
01:11:53,588 --> 01:11:56,463
to see if we'd get her a present
between all of us.

1232
01:11:58,046 --> 01:12:00,130
They told me there's no wedding list,

1233
01:12:00,213 --> 01:12:02,796
because after the wedding,
they're moving to New York.

1234
01:12:02,880 --> 01:12:03,880
Okay.

1235
01:12:05,671 --> 01:12:07,546
They're moving to New York City.

1236
01:12:07,713 --> 01:12:11,046
She got the grant
that I've been denied three times.

1237
01:12:11,296 --> 01:12:13,338
- And?
- She has everything.

1238
01:12:13,421 --> 01:12:16,296
The perfect body,
the perfect face, the perfect boyfriend.

1239
01:12:16,380 --> 01:12:18,005
The perfect job.

1240
01:12:20,255 --> 01:12:21,130
I...

1241
01:12:22,671 --> 01:12:26,005
I thought it was necessary
to sacrifice something.

1242
01:12:26,130 --> 01:12:28,546
I thought you had to focus
on only one thing to...

1243
01:12:29,380 --> 01:12:33,338
- I feel so stupid.
- Okay.

1244
01:12:36,213 --> 01:12:37,171
Honey.

1245
01:12:38,088 --> 01:12:41,421
Listen to me, honey. Listen.

1246
01:12:42,505 --> 01:12:47,296
To start, you're an incredible woman.

1247
01:12:47,505 --> 01:12:48,838
You are so successful.

1248
01:12:49,505 --> 01:12:51,463
- But...
- Yes, there's a but.

1249
01:12:51,838 --> 01:12:57,255
Maybe it's time for you
to stop focusing only on work,

1250
01:12:57,338 --> 01:12:59,380
and start thinking about yourself.

1251
01:12:59,463 --> 01:13:02,796
Maybe it's time for you to relax a bit.

1252
01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:07,921
Listen to me, you're 29 years old.
You're not 89 years old.

1253
01:13:08,005 --> 01:13:10,630
You have all the time in the world
to do things differently

1254
01:13:10,713 --> 01:13:11,963
if you feel like it.

1255
01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:17,505
- I love you.
- I love you, too.

1256
01:13:18,380 --> 01:13:19,796
Everything will be fine.

1257
01:13:21,046 --> 01:13:24,630
Can I keep saying that I'm a feminist,
if I cried over Laura getting married?

1258
01:13:24,713 --> 01:13:29,755
No, hand me your gun, your badge,
and your vibrator, please.

1259
01:13:29,963 --> 01:13:33,963
- No, not my vibrator.
- Okay, let's toast.

1260
01:13:34,046 --> 01:13:36,963
- What are we celebrating?
- She got a promotion.

1261
01:13:37,046 --> 01:13:38,671
- What?
- Yes!

1262
01:13:39,921 --> 01:13:41,005
That's great.

1263
01:13:41,088 --> 01:13:42,255
Well, let's celebrate.

1264
01:13:42,338 --> 01:13:44,880
- Let's celebrate.
- With our favorite drink.

1265
01:13:44,963 --> 01:13:46,588
I'm going to celebrate for real.

1266
01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:51,921
- Everyone can get married.
- Who cares?

1267
01:13:52,005 --> 01:13:56,046
I got married to a tree once.
Yes, it was a very beautiful ceremony.

1268
01:13:56,130 --> 01:13:58,380
But then they cut him down.
Cheers anyway.

1269
01:13:58,463 --> 01:14:00,338
Here's to the tree
moving on to a better life.

1270
01:14:00,421 --> 01:14:02,546
To paper and notebooks!

1271
01:14:14,588 --> 01:14:17,463
Hello. Hi, how are you?

1272
01:14:18,296 --> 01:14:19,671
Girlfriend...

1273
01:14:19,755 --> 01:14:22,921
Don't be offended, but it's a great idea
to come to a wedding without a date.

1274
01:14:23,005 --> 01:14:24,713
- Why is that?
- The suit effect.

1275
01:14:24,796 --> 01:14:27,255
All men look better in a suit.

1276
01:14:27,338 --> 01:14:29,838
The ugly ones become okay,
the okay ones become hot,

1277
01:14:29,921 --> 01:14:32,963
and the hot ones become
"let's go have sex now."

1278
01:14:33,046 --> 01:14:34,921
The Powerpuff Girls have arrived.

1279
01:14:35,005 --> 01:14:36,588
Yay!

1280
01:14:36,671 --> 01:14:37,921
And you're Blossom.

1281
01:14:38,088 --> 01:14:40,171
- Blossom was the redhead.
- Yes.

1282
01:14:40,255 --> 01:14:44,963
She should be Blossom.
You're the redhead. And you'd be Bubbles.

1283
01:14:45,046 --> 01:14:47,380
- I'd be the green one.
- You all look beautiful.

1284
01:14:47,463 --> 01:14:48,713
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

1285
01:14:48,796 --> 01:14:51,838
I'll never understand how you get invited
to all the events in Lima.

1286
01:14:51,921 --> 01:14:54,755
- I'm the life of the party. You know that.
- We know it.

1287
01:14:54,838 --> 01:14:56,171
There is Laurita!

1288
01:14:56,463 --> 01:14:58,796
- She looks strange.
- She's too tall.

1289
01:14:58,880 --> 01:15:00,630
- It's too...
- It doesn't look good.

1290
01:15:00,713 --> 01:15:02,213
What's that about?

1291
01:15:02,296 --> 01:15:04,213
- Ouch.
- I'm sorry.

1292
01:15:04,296 --> 01:15:10,130
Listen, tell me if it's my imagination,
or if the guy over there is Matías.

1293
01:15:10,213 --> 01:15:12,838
Don't turn around. Don't look worried.

1294
01:15:12,921 --> 01:15:16,005
On the count of three,
we'll laugh naturally at something.

1295
01:15:16,088 --> 01:15:17,380
Then turn around
and tell me if it's him.

1296
01:15:17,463 --> 01:15:18,338
- Okay?
- Yes.

1297
01:15:18,421 --> 01:15:21,046
One, two, three.

1298
01:15:25,005 --> 01:15:26,088
Shit, it's really him.

1299
01:15:26,171 --> 01:15:27,546
- Really?
- Yes.

1300
01:15:27,630 --> 01:15:28,463
Fe...

1301
01:15:30,213 --> 01:15:36,588
If dogs attack when they smell fear,
exes come back when they sense calm.

1302
01:15:37,880 --> 01:15:42,421
- Don't start crying or get depressed.
- Don't leave the party just to avoid him.

1303
01:15:42,505 --> 01:15:44,921
But above all, don't hook up with him.

1304
01:15:45,005 --> 01:15:47,296
Everything will be fine. Take it easy.

1305
01:15:47,380 --> 01:15:49,796
There is a survival plan for this.

1306
01:15:50,546 --> 01:15:52,546
- First, no alcohol.
- No alcohol.

1307
01:15:52,630 --> 01:15:56,838
To survive this situation,
there are three basic rules.

1308
01:15:56,921 --> 01:16:00,880
One, don't drink alcohol
because it makes you weaker.

1309
01:16:01,088 --> 01:16:04,713
Two, talk
to the most attractive guy there.

1310
01:16:04,796 --> 01:16:06,130
That's great.

1311
01:16:06,296 --> 01:16:07,546
- Here he is.
- Hey.

1312
01:16:07,796 --> 01:16:09,255
- How are you?
- Good, very good.

1313
01:16:09,338 --> 01:16:11,088
- Javi, this is...
- Mafe.

1314
01:16:11,171 --> 01:16:12,421
- Mafe.
- How are you?

1315
01:16:12,505 --> 01:16:15,713
- This is my boyfriend, Javi.
- Great, nice to meet you.

1316
01:16:16,463 --> 01:16:20,088
Three, act indifferent
when you run into him.

1317
01:16:22,755 --> 01:16:28,046
If none of that works,
you can dive into the chocolate table.

1318
01:16:32,630 --> 01:16:33,630
Hey.

1319
01:16:34,005 --> 01:16:36,338
If I don't come over,
you won't congratulate us?

1320
01:16:36,421 --> 01:16:39,296
Laurita, forgive me.

1321
01:16:39,380 --> 01:16:41,421
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

1322
01:16:41,505 --> 01:16:44,046
- Everything's beautiful. Congratulations.
- Thank you.

1323
01:16:44,130 --> 01:16:45,505
Do you remember Natalia?

1324
01:16:46,546 --> 01:16:48,005
- No.
- Oh, come on.

1325
01:16:48,088 --> 01:16:50,546
She's my childhood friend from school.

1326
01:16:50,630 --> 01:16:51,963
You never mentioned her.

1327
01:16:52,046 --> 01:16:54,546
Oh, please.
We've known each other for ages.

1328
01:16:54,630 --> 01:16:57,130
She's so funny.

1329
01:16:57,213 --> 01:17:01,296
Listen, she is Cupid's
number one mortal enemy.

1330
01:17:01,546 --> 01:17:05,380
You can't imagine. They hate each other.
Can't stand the sight of each other.

1331
01:17:05,463 --> 01:17:09,505
She's like Pennywise the Clown.
Terrified of love. Always alone.

1332
01:17:09,588 --> 01:17:11,630
- I wouldn't say that.
- It's true.

1333
01:17:11,713 --> 01:17:12,963
Did you bring a date today?

1334
01:17:13,046 --> 01:17:14,630
- Yes.
- Oh, come on.

1335
01:17:14,713 --> 01:17:17,630
- Come on, Natalia.
- I'm serious, I brought a date.

1336
01:17:17,713 --> 01:17:18,963
- Really?
- Yes.

1337
01:17:19,046 --> 01:17:21,796
- Where is the poor guy?
- The bathroom. I'll introduce you later.

1338
01:17:21,880 --> 01:17:24,088
- My love.
- There he is.

1339
01:17:26,671 --> 01:17:27,630
There he is.

1340
01:17:32,588 --> 01:17:35,463
Here he is.
This is my boyfriend, Santiago.

1341
01:17:35,546 --> 01:17:36,588
- Hi, Santiago.
- How are you?

1342
01:17:36,671 --> 01:17:38,338
I'm great. Congratulations.

1343
01:17:38,838 --> 01:17:40,338
Well, we have to move on.

1344
01:17:40,421 --> 01:17:42,421
- Enjoy.
- You, too.

1345
01:17:42,505 --> 01:17:44,380
- Let's go.
- Congratulations.

1346
01:17:47,796 --> 01:17:50,796
That was good, right?
It wasn't too much, right? Or was it?

1347
01:17:55,921 --> 01:17:57,588
Some chocolates for later?

1348
01:18:00,005 --> 01:18:03,463
Are you sure I can leave you here
by yourself? Will you be okay?

1349
01:18:03,546 --> 01:18:05,296
Yes, I'll be fine.

1350
01:18:05,380 --> 01:18:06,713
- Okay.
- It's fine.

1351
01:18:06,796 --> 01:18:09,505
I'm going to leave soon.
My feet really hurt.

1352
01:18:09,588 --> 01:18:11,505
Okay.

1353
01:18:12,713 --> 01:18:15,546
Why are you speaking
with a Spanish accent?

1354
01:18:16,130 --> 01:18:18,421
It's because I met this amazing guy.

1355
01:18:18,505 --> 01:18:20,880
He's so handsome, he makes me horny.

1356
01:18:20,963 --> 01:18:25,213
So he asked me if I speak Spanish.
I said yes, but with a Spanish accent.

1357
01:18:25,296 --> 01:18:30,338
Now I have to keep the act up,
or else he'll think that I'm a fake.

1358
01:18:30,546 --> 01:18:31,755
And actually, I am.

1359
01:18:32,005 --> 01:18:33,213
But he doesn't know that.

1360
01:18:33,713 --> 01:18:35,838
I feel possessed.

1361
01:18:36,046 --> 01:18:37,338
Infatuated.

1362
01:18:43,921 --> 01:18:46,171
You still wear those heels
that hurt your feet?

1363
01:18:46,880 --> 01:18:48,963
You should throw them away, it's silly.

1364
01:18:49,046 --> 01:18:50,505
I'm not silly.

1365
01:18:51,421 --> 01:18:52,463
What do you want?

1366
01:18:52,546 --> 01:18:54,046
Can I stay here for a bit?

1367
01:18:54,463 --> 01:18:57,296
You're already here. What's going on?

1368
01:18:57,838 --> 01:18:59,796
I've been meaning to talk to you.

1369
01:19:00,380 --> 01:19:03,421
I don't have any missed calls from you,
Matías.

1370
01:19:03,505 --> 01:19:06,171
I'd have one if you wanted to talk to me.
I don't want to talk.

1371
01:19:06,255 --> 01:19:10,213
Just let me tell you what I wanted to say.
I'll say it, and I'll leave you alone.

1372
01:19:14,880 --> 01:19:18,421
I wanted to apologize for being an idiot.

1373
01:19:21,880 --> 01:19:23,046
I miss you a lot.

1374
01:19:24,046 --> 01:19:25,505
I've thought a lot about you.

1375
01:19:26,505 --> 01:19:29,213
It's been so hard for me
to be over there by myself.

1376
01:19:30,546 --> 01:19:32,088
Getting used to everything...

1377
01:19:33,546 --> 01:19:36,463
I had to stop myself
from texting and calling you.

1378
01:19:37,630 --> 01:19:39,630
- You're drunk, right?
- No.

1379
01:19:40,130 --> 01:19:41,713
I'm telling you how I really feel.

1380
01:19:42,338 --> 01:19:43,838
Who else would I tell?

1381
01:19:46,963 --> 01:19:48,463
It hasn't been easy for me.

1382
01:19:50,505 --> 01:19:53,005
There were times when I thought,
what am I doing here?

1383
01:19:53,213 --> 01:19:54,963
What am I doing with my life?

1384
01:19:55,921 --> 01:19:57,005
I was confused.

1385
01:19:58,005 --> 01:19:59,838
I screwed up, Fe.

1386
01:20:03,380 --> 01:20:05,838
I didn't want to fuck things up.
I'm really sorry.

1387
01:20:07,088 --> 01:20:10,588
You don't have to apologize to me,
it's not necessary.

1388
01:20:10,671 --> 01:20:12,963
Just stop dragging me
into your problems.

1389
01:20:13,046 --> 01:20:14,338
If you're confused...

1390
01:20:14,421 --> 01:20:17,630
You have no right to come here
and mess with my head.

1391
01:20:17,713 --> 01:20:19,088
I messed up, I know that.

1392
01:20:19,880 --> 01:20:21,213
I want to apologize for that.

1393
01:20:25,796 --> 01:20:26,963
I've been thinking a lot.

1394
01:20:29,880 --> 01:20:30,963
I read your blog.

1395
01:20:32,213 --> 01:20:33,380
I think it's great.

1396
01:20:34,505 --> 01:20:37,463
I'm glad you're writing.
It was what you wanted, right?

1397
01:20:39,755 --> 01:20:42,296
I arrived in Lima,
and I wanted to go see you.

1398
01:20:42,630 --> 01:20:44,588
I wanted to know how you're doing,
meet up.

1399
01:20:47,505 --> 01:20:49,546
Why are you telling me all this?

1400
01:20:53,630 --> 01:20:54,671
Because it's the truth.

1401
01:21:04,005 --> 01:21:05,963
Okay.

1402
01:21:09,963 --> 01:21:12,046
Do you still pay attention to signs?

1403
01:21:14,838 --> 01:21:17,546
Today, the moon lines up with Mars, and...

1404
01:21:17,796 --> 01:21:20,046
and your aura is, like, orange or red.

1405
01:21:20,130 --> 01:21:23,338
Do you realize that what you're saying
makes no sense?

1406
01:21:30,463 --> 01:21:31,671
One song?

1407
01:22:13,130 --> 01:22:15,213
I came to this wedding
just because of you.

1408
01:22:16,796 --> 01:22:18,921
I missed you a lot, Fe.

1409
01:22:22,630 --> 01:22:23,463
No.

1410
01:22:25,838 --> 01:22:27,713
No, I'm sorry.

1411
01:22:31,130 --> 01:22:32,296
- Fe.
- What?

1412
01:22:32,380 --> 01:22:33,671
- What's wrong?
- What do you mean?

1413
01:22:33,755 --> 01:22:35,213
Do you not love me anymore?

1414
01:22:35,296 --> 01:22:39,046
I have too much alcohol in my blood
to have this talk.

1415
01:22:39,130 --> 01:22:40,630
- I can't now.
- I need an answer.

1416
01:22:40,713 --> 01:22:44,171
What do you want to know?
Matías, we'll talk tomorrow, okay?

1417
01:22:44,255 --> 01:22:46,671
- It'll be better.
- No, I need to know.

1418
01:22:48,380 --> 01:22:49,213
Fe...

1419
01:22:50,755 --> 01:22:51,838
I'm here.

1420
01:22:54,088 --> 01:22:55,088
For you.

1421
01:23:38,213 --> 01:23:42,213
SLACKER

1422
01:23:46,546 --> 01:23:49,380
It was hot and there was fire
between us

1423
01:23:49,463 --> 01:23:52,130
and all of that,
but we're not husband and wife.

1424
01:23:52,213 --> 01:23:54,630
So he left. He took the bus and left.

1425
01:23:54,713 --> 01:23:57,005
I don't get
why you talk like a Spaniard to them.

1426
01:23:57,088 --> 01:24:00,505
Come on, it's hot.
Don't accents turn you on?

1427
01:24:00,588 --> 01:24:02,255
- I don't know.
- It's romantic.

1428
01:24:02,338 --> 01:24:05,255
Imagine the rose petals and the stud.

1429
01:24:05,338 --> 01:24:06,755
Oh, come on!

1430
01:24:06,838 --> 01:24:08,255
You've never had sex
in a different language?

1431
01:24:08,546 --> 01:24:10,671
- In Chinese once.
- Oh, no.

1432
01:24:10,755 --> 01:24:13,088
- What? Chinese can be very sensual.
- Good morning.

1433
01:24:13,171 --> 01:24:15,505
- Hey.
- Sleeping Beauty woke up.

1434
01:24:15,588 --> 01:24:16,880
What are you doing here?

1435
01:24:17,046 --> 01:24:20,046
- So much love, good morning to you, too.
- Good morning.

1436
01:24:20,380 --> 01:24:23,338
You left yesterday
without saying anything. I was worried.

1437
01:24:23,963 --> 01:24:26,046
- You forgot your purse.
- Oh, thank you.

1438
01:24:26,130 --> 01:24:27,796
I'll put it away now.

1439
01:24:27,880 --> 01:24:29,546
- How delicious.
- Thank you.

1440
01:24:29,630 --> 01:24:32,046
- Hi, good morning.
- Hi.

1441
01:24:32,255 --> 01:24:33,796
- Hi, Natalia.
- Good morning.

1442
01:24:34,963 --> 01:24:36,338
My roommate Carolina. This is Matías.

1443
01:24:36,421 --> 01:24:37,838
- Hi.
- Hi, I'm Caro.

1444
01:24:37,921 --> 01:24:40,046
- I'm Matías.
- How are you?

1445
01:24:40,130 --> 01:24:42,463
- Fine.
- Do you want to eat anything?

1446
01:24:43,171 --> 01:24:44,713
Carolina is a great cook.

1447
01:24:45,005 --> 01:24:47,171
She makes some things like...

1448
01:24:47,255 --> 01:24:49,838
- What did you make?
- Oatmeal and yogurt.

1449
01:24:49,921 --> 01:24:52,130
- How delicious.
- And chia seeds and stuff.

1450
01:24:52,213 --> 01:24:54,338
- She makes it from scratch.
- It has no sugar.

1451
01:24:54,921 --> 01:24:57,338
- Do you like it?
- It's good.

1452
01:24:57,546 --> 01:24:59,671
Why don't we ask tomorrow?
Maybe he'll change his mind.

1453
01:25:00,755 --> 01:25:02,171
- Natalia...
- What?

1454
01:25:02,255 --> 01:25:03,546
Shut up.

1455
01:25:09,171 --> 01:25:11,130
- You live in Madrid, right?
- Yes.

1456
01:25:11,213 --> 01:25:12,171
How is it?

1457
01:25:13,130 --> 01:25:15,463
- It's beautiful.
- What about the Spanish women?

1458
01:25:15,921 --> 01:25:16,796
Enough.

1459
01:25:16,880 --> 01:25:18,255
I prefer the Peruvian women.

1460
01:25:19,171 --> 01:25:21,755
- I'll head out now.
- I'm sorry.

1461
01:25:22,755 --> 01:25:24,880
I'll talk to my aunt today
about the tickets.

1462
01:25:24,963 --> 01:25:26,463
Okay, we'll talk later.

1463
01:25:28,963 --> 01:25:30,463
Nice to meet you, Caro.

1464
01:25:30,546 --> 01:25:32,046
- Bye.
- Take care.

1465
01:25:32,130 --> 01:25:33,755
- Bye.
- Bye.

1466
01:25:39,796 --> 01:25:41,421
So, you're going to Madrid.

1467
01:25:41,838 --> 01:25:44,463
Just to make things clear,
this is the news:

1468
01:25:44,546 --> 01:25:47,046
Matías has asked me
to go live with him in Madrid.

1469
01:25:47,130 --> 01:25:49,463
But I told him I need to think about it.

1470
01:25:49,546 --> 01:25:51,505
Okay? Are we good?

1471
01:25:53,838 --> 01:25:55,671
We're good, thanks.

1472
01:25:55,755 --> 01:25:59,546
Will you continue with the blog?
You were really happy about that, right?

1473
01:25:59,630 --> 01:26:01,588
Of course,
I'll continue writing my blog.

1474
01:26:01,671 --> 01:26:04,130
I'm not going to move to a cave
in the forest.

1475
01:26:04,213 --> 01:26:05,046
Are you sure?

1476
01:26:05,130 --> 01:26:09,380
You didn't write one word
during your six years with him.

1477
01:26:09,463 --> 01:26:11,088
I remember. I don't know if you do,

1478
01:26:11,171 --> 01:26:13,338
- but I remember.
- What is it?

1479
01:26:13,921 --> 01:26:15,046
I'm telling you the truth.

1480
01:26:15,130 --> 01:26:17,380
When he's here,
everything revolves around him.

1481
01:26:17,463 --> 01:26:20,130
You disappear.
That's not a healthy relationship.

1482
01:26:20,796 --> 01:26:23,130
What do you know about relationships?

1483
01:26:23,338 --> 01:26:26,088
Based on your vast experience with love,
what do you know?

1484
01:26:26,171 --> 01:26:28,296
Girls, why don't we have breakfast,
and then...

1485
01:26:28,380 --> 01:26:30,171
- Shut up, Carolina!
- You're right.

1486
01:26:30,255 --> 01:26:32,130
Maybe I don't know about relationships.

1487
01:26:32,880 --> 01:26:36,546
But I do know you.
This is not a good idea, and you know it.

1488
01:26:36,630 --> 01:26:40,296
How is it not a good idea?
Natalia, you've seen me without him.

1489
01:26:40,380 --> 01:26:42,338
- How did I feel? Like shit.
- Yes.

1490
01:26:42,421 --> 01:26:43,588
I felt like shit.

1491
01:26:43,671 --> 01:26:45,713
Now he shows up, he regrets what he did,

1492
01:26:45,796 --> 01:26:50,046
he apologizes, he asks me
to move to Madrid with him.

1493
01:26:50,130 --> 01:26:52,338
I'm happy with him. What's the problem?

1494
01:26:52,421 --> 01:26:55,046
You can't be happy if you only focus
on making him happy.

1495
01:26:55,130 --> 01:26:57,046
I don't get it. Please explain it to me.

1496
01:26:57,505 --> 01:26:59,338
Tell me, how can you be happy like that?

1497
01:26:59,421 --> 01:27:03,505
- You're so dense, so insensitive.
- You can't handle hearing the truth.

1498
01:27:03,588 --> 01:27:05,921
- No!
- Yes, look at yourself.

1499
01:27:06,005 --> 01:27:09,380
I'm like this because you can't stand
that I'm happy.

1500
01:27:22,255 --> 01:27:24,713
LESSON 29: LEARN TO UNLEARN

1501
01:27:26,421 --> 01:27:28,630
WHERE IS THIS WEEK'S POST?

1502
01:27:28,713 --> 01:27:30,921
THERE'S NO NEW POST?

1503
01:27:31,005 --> 01:27:33,630
SOLTERA, DON'T LEAVE US!

1504
01:27:33,713 --> 01:27:37,421
WE NEED YOU

1505
01:27:58,255 --> 01:28:00,255
2018 CALENDAR

1506
01:28:00,338 --> 01:28:02,338
ANTI-PRINCESSES AND ANTIHEROES

1507
01:28:16,546 --> 01:28:20,046
Hey, you should've told me
the elevator wasn't working.

1508
01:28:20,130 --> 01:28:22,630
I had to go up hundreds of steps.

1509
01:28:23,255 --> 01:28:24,713
When I came up, it was working.

1510
01:28:24,796 --> 01:28:26,963
Like this shitty camera
that stopped working.

1511
01:28:27,046 --> 01:28:30,213
- What's wrong with it?
- Something with the lens.

1512
01:28:30,421 --> 01:28:32,338
Everything looks beautiful.

1513
01:28:34,380 --> 01:28:35,838
- I spoke with my aunt.
- Did you?

1514
01:28:35,921 --> 01:28:38,546
She'll book your flight
for the last week in July.

1515
01:28:39,130 --> 01:28:43,921
After you resign, you'll need a month
or two to prepare for the move.

1516
01:28:44,005 --> 01:28:45,380
That sounds about right.

1517
01:28:45,463 --> 01:28:47,713
I have a colleague there
who works in advertising.

1518
01:28:47,796 --> 01:28:50,130
He's really great,
and I told him about you.

1519
01:28:50,213 --> 01:28:52,671
He'll let you know if he has any projects.
Cool, right?

1520
01:28:52,755 --> 01:28:53,588
Cool.

1521
01:28:54,963 --> 01:28:57,880
It looks like you've done many things
without me.

1522
01:28:59,421 --> 01:29:01,838
That's enough with the camera.

1523
01:29:02,463 --> 01:29:04,505
I want a nice photo before we leave.

1524
01:29:07,088 --> 01:29:09,463
Okay, I'll let go of the camera.

1525
01:29:09,546 --> 01:29:11,713
We're going to relax and have some wine.

1526
01:29:11,796 --> 01:29:12,630
Great.

1527
01:29:13,046 --> 01:29:14,546
Will you pass me the wine opener?

1528
01:29:14,671 --> 01:29:17,338
- Oh, shoot.
- What?

1529
01:29:18,630 --> 01:29:19,796
I forgot it.

1530
01:29:21,213 --> 01:29:24,463
- I'll go get it now.
- No, no, don't worry.

1531
01:29:32,630 --> 01:29:33,505
What?

1532
01:29:33,713 --> 01:29:34,671
Listen.

1533
01:29:36,046 --> 01:29:37,088
What is it?

1534
01:29:39,046 --> 01:29:42,088
Only in Lima can an alarm go off
at this hour and go all night.

1535
01:29:42,463 --> 01:29:45,130
In Spain, they fine you.
This idiot's probably so far away

1536
01:29:45,213 --> 01:29:46,963
that he can't hear the alarm.

1537
01:29:48,213 --> 01:29:50,630
Well, it'll turn off soon enough.

1538
01:29:52,963 --> 01:29:54,796
We should just leave.

1539
01:29:55,671 --> 01:29:57,171
I'm tired of living here.

1540
01:30:00,463 --> 01:30:02,213
I like Lima.

1541
01:30:02,421 --> 01:30:03,921
- Really?
- Yes.

1542
01:30:04,796 --> 01:30:05,963
Of course.

1543
01:30:07,630 --> 01:30:11,421
I like my neighborhood.

1544
01:30:12,380 --> 01:30:13,671
I like my house.

1545
01:30:16,046 --> 01:30:19,505
Walking around, going to the market,
I don't know, stuff like that...

1546
01:30:21,588 --> 01:30:22,713
See? It turned off.

1547
01:30:41,755 --> 01:30:42,588
Matías.

1548
01:30:43,963 --> 01:30:44,796
I think...

1549
01:30:46,921 --> 01:30:48,838
I think that I want to stay here.

1550
01:30:50,880 --> 01:30:52,963
I don't think I want to go to Madrid.

1551
01:30:56,171 --> 01:30:57,588
You're joking, right?

1552
01:31:00,046 --> 01:31:02,130
I told you I was going to think about it.

1553
01:31:02,213 --> 01:31:03,421
It was an obvious yes.

1554
01:31:03,713 --> 01:31:04,796
Not really.

1555
01:31:05,005 --> 01:31:07,588
You wanted to move eight months ago.
What happened?

1556
01:31:07,671 --> 01:31:11,338
We haven't spoken in eight months.
Everything has changed.

1557
01:31:11,421 --> 01:31:13,338
No, things are the same.
It's you and me.

1558
01:31:13,421 --> 01:31:14,421
No.

1559
01:31:15,796 --> 01:31:17,755
No, it's not the same.

1560
01:31:18,505 --> 01:31:19,630
It's like...

1561
01:31:20,796 --> 01:31:24,671
To be with you,
I have to be where you are.

1562
01:31:25,338 --> 01:31:28,838
Would you drop your master's degree
to be with me?

1563
01:31:28,921 --> 01:31:31,546
- It's not the same thing.
- Yes, it's the same.

1564
01:31:38,463 --> 01:31:41,296
Matías,
when you decided to be without me

1565
01:31:43,130 --> 01:31:47,630
I thought I'd die from the pain.
I mean it.

1566
01:31:49,713 --> 01:31:53,838
Now you show up with this proposal,
and I...

1567
01:31:54,880 --> 01:31:56,630
I'm scared to death.

1568
01:31:58,296 --> 01:31:59,505
Because...

1569
01:32:02,255 --> 01:32:04,005
Because by being without you,

1570
01:32:04,671 --> 01:32:06,838
I've found myself.

1571
01:32:08,088 --> 01:32:09,171
On my own.

1572
01:32:10,130 --> 01:32:11,713
Just recently.

1573
01:32:13,880 --> 01:32:15,588
I don't understand you.

1574
01:32:19,796 --> 01:32:21,171
You don't want to travel?

1575
01:32:24,546 --> 01:32:25,505
So that's it?

1576
01:32:29,963 --> 01:32:31,255
I think so.

1577
01:32:35,671 --> 01:32:37,546
Really? Just like that?

1578
01:32:37,630 --> 01:32:39,255
Not just like that.

1579
01:32:40,213 --> 01:32:41,671
Not just like that.

1580
01:32:42,213 --> 01:32:43,463
And you know that.

1581
01:32:50,713 --> 01:32:51,755
Now what?

1582
01:32:55,171 --> 01:32:56,713
Well, now...

1583
01:33:00,880 --> 01:33:03,838
SLACKER

1584
01:33:33,755 --> 01:33:34,796
No.

1585
01:33:36,463 --> 01:33:38,005
- The darker one.
- The darker one?

1586
01:33:38,088 --> 01:33:40,588
Yes, with the gray scale.

1587
01:33:41,171 --> 01:33:43,505
No, the darker one...

1588
01:33:44,588 --> 01:33:46,338
- Ramiro.
- Hey, genius!

1589
01:33:46,421 --> 01:33:48,505
I was about to ask you
to sign the contract.

1590
01:33:48,880 --> 01:33:50,130
I quit.

1591
01:33:52,088 --> 01:33:53,046
Excuse me?

1592
01:33:53,546 --> 01:33:57,171
I am truly thankful for the opportunity.

1593
01:33:57,255 --> 01:34:00,880
But there is something
I need to do right now.

1594
01:34:02,588 --> 01:34:05,796
I want-- I'm going to write a book.

1595
01:34:09,421 --> 01:34:11,088
You'll write a book.

1596
01:34:14,588 --> 01:34:17,255
You want to write a book here in Peru,
where nobody reads.

1597
01:34:17,338 --> 01:34:18,588
Yes.

1598
01:34:20,088 --> 01:34:23,088
Has anyone read a book in the past month?

1599
01:34:27,421 --> 01:34:31,130
So everyone reads books now.
So we're all readers now.

1600
01:34:33,338 --> 01:34:35,671
Okay, is this a move
to ask for more money?

1601
01:34:35,755 --> 01:34:38,380
- Or what?
- No, not at all.

1602
01:34:38,463 --> 01:34:41,671
I just need to do this now.
I can't put it off any longer.

1603
01:34:41,755 --> 01:34:46,796
Don't worry about the tissues.
I'll leave everything ready for you.

1604
01:34:46,880 --> 01:34:48,588
- I'll take care of it.
- Don't worry.

1605
01:34:48,671 --> 01:34:50,713
Really, don't worry about it.

1606
01:34:50,796 --> 01:34:55,088
If you want to leave now, go ahead.
No problem, I won't go after you.

1607
01:34:56,338 --> 01:34:59,546
- Okay, thanks.
- But let me give you some advice.

1608
01:35:01,171 --> 01:35:04,338
Maybe the offer and the contract

1609
01:35:04,421 --> 01:35:07,296
made you think you can play
in the big leagues.

1610
01:35:07,380 --> 01:35:09,421
But don't fool yourself, really.

1611
01:35:09,588 --> 01:35:12,088
I'm being honest here.
You're not a good writer.

1612
01:35:13,088 --> 01:35:15,630
You need a lot more to be a good writer.

1613
01:35:16,630 --> 01:35:18,588
Don't risk what you have.

1614
01:35:19,171 --> 01:35:21,921
I'm serious. You could lose it all.

1615
01:35:22,005 --> 01:35:24,921
I know.

1616
01:35:25,838 --> 01:35:27,505
And maybe you're right.

1617
01:35:28,505 --> 01:35:34,171
Maybe I still have a lot to learn.
And maybe nobody will read what I write.

1618
01:35:35,130 --> 01:35:41,255
But I would rather do that,
even if I make a ton of mistakes,

1619
01:35:41,588 --> 01:35:44,130
than continue working for a misogynist,

1620
01:35:44,213 --> 01:35:47,838
sexist, racist,
and homophobic man like you.

1621
01:35:50,255 --> 01:35:53,921
I don't know if I impressed you,
or if I needed more...

1622
01:35:58,755 --> 01:36:00,880
Take that, dumbass!

1623
01:36:06,921 --> 01:36:10,213
Stop talking with an Argentinian accent!
You're not from Argentina.

1624
01:36:10,296 --> 01:36:13,005
You spent four months in Argentina!

1625
01:36:28,171 --> 01:36:29,213
Why are you here?

1626
01:36:30,463 --> 01:36:32,171
- María Fe...
- What?

1627
01:36:32,255 --> 01:36:34,421
I'm fixing the pipes.

1628
01:36:36,338 --> 01:36:41,213
Oh, so that's what they call it now!
Fixing the pipes.

1629
01:36:41,296 --> 01:36:45,213
Look at you.

1630
01:36:48,046 --> 01:36:49,296
- Hi.
- Hi.

1631
01:36:50,380 --> 01:36:52,463
- I can't take this anymore...
- I'm sorry...

1632
01:36:52,546 --> 01:36:54,338
- I feel so sad...
- I'm serious...

1633
01:36:54,421 --> 01:36:56,796
- I overstepped...
- No, you didn't.

1634
01:36:56,880 --> 01:36:59,046
- I have to face that...
- No, I was wrong...

1635
01:36:59,130 --> 01:37:00,296
I broke up with Matías.

1636
01:37:00,546 --> 01:37:03,005
- What did you say?
- She broke up with Matías.

1637
01:37:07,463 --> 01:37:08,338
Are you okay?

1638
01:37:10,296 --> 01:37:11,255
Yes.

1639
01:37:13,213 --> 01:37:15,505
And I want to make my blog into a book.

1640
01:37:15,588 --> 01:37:17,213
- Really?
- Yes.

1641
01:37:19,380 --> 01:37:21,921
- It's going to be a hit.
- Yes!

1642
01:37:22,130 --> 01:37:23,380
You're already a hit.

1643
01:37:23,463 --> 01:37:24,921
- Let's never fight again.
- Never.

1644
01:37:25,005 --> 01:37:26,838
- It was horrible.
- It was horrible.

1645
01:37:26,921 --> 01:37:29,255
- I had stomach pains.
- I couldn't sleep.

1646
01:37:29,588 --> 01:37:31,255
Will you tell me what's going on?

1647
01:37:31,338 --> 01:37:32,963
- Where?
- So is he really...

1648
01:37:33,046 --> 01:37:34,546
Is he really fixing the pipes?

1649
01:37:34,630 --> 01:37:35,921
- Or is it a joke?
- It's true.

1650
01:37:36,005 --> 01:37:37,921
He's fixing other things, too.

1651
01:37:38,005 --> 01:37:39,463
Is he fixing other things?

1652
01:37:39,546 --> 01:37:40,755
What else is he fixing?

1653
01:37:40,838 --> 01:37:42,880
You're being affectionate!

1654
01:37:42,963 --> 01:37:45,713
Did you just call her baby?
Are you all sweet now?

1655
01:37:45,796 --> 01:37:47,505
- I don't know.
- Like a little girl?

1656
01:37:47,588 --> 01:37:49,671
- I don't know.
- Are you little Natalia?

1657
01:37:49,755 --> 01:37:52,171
- She's blushing.
- She is blushing!

1658
01:37:52,255 --> 01:37:56,255
PATIENCE

1659
01:38:06,463 --> 01:38:08,671
And then that day arrives.

1660
01:38:08,755 --> 01:38:13,296
There's no way to predict the exact dates
and no formulas that take you there.

1661
01:38:17,005 --> 01:38:19,463
- Friends...
- What's up?

1662
01:38:20,963 --> 01:38:23,296
- I think I finished.
- What?

1663
01:38:23,755 --> 01:38:25,255
The book.

1664
01:38:25,421 --> 01:38:26,921
- What?
- Yes!

1665
01:38:27,005 --> 01:38:30,046
- No way!
- Oh, my goodness!

1666
01:38:35,005 --> 01:38:38,588
I was referring to the structure.
I still have to write the book.

1667
01:38:40,213 --> 01:38:43,088
- Well, cheers.
- Yes, cheers!

1668
01:38:43,171 --> 01:38:45,713
- Cheers!
- Cheers.

1669
01:38:45,796 --> 01:38:47,630
Cheers to you!

1670
01:38:47,713 --> 01:38:48,838
- Let's take a look.
- Want to?

1671
01:38:48,921 --> 01:38:54,046
So, I want to make fun of fairy tales.
So each color represents a chapter.

1672
01:38:54,130 --> 01:38:56,755
You'll have this strange feeling of peace.

1673
01:38:56,838 --> 01:38:58,713
And you'll smile thinking,

1674
01:38:59,005 --> 01:39:02,046
"Good for you, slacker!
It was about time!"

1675
01:39:11,171 --> 01:39:14,671
We've been taught that we're the princess
in the fairy tale.

1676
01:39:15,005 --> 01:39:20,713
But we can also be the fairy godmother
if a friend needs our help.

1677
01:39:20,921 --> 01:39:22,463
Or the genie in the lamp

1678
01:39:22,546 --> 01:39:26,005
when we try
to meet everyone's expectations at once.

1679
01:39:26,088 --> 01:39:30,463
And above all,
we can also be prince charming.

1680
01:39:30,796 --> 01:39:34,838
Because a princess who respects herself,
rescues herself.