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- The Professor of Plop
- The Sultan of Steam
- The Olfactory Offender
- The Duke of the Dump
- The Connoisseur of Crap
- The Repetitive Newfag
- The Chancellor of Cream
- The Baron of the Bowels
- The Facilitator of Feces
- The Gastrointestinal Godfather
- The Hero of the Heath
- The Spectacular Slidder
- The Septic Swami
- The Shit Spitter
- The bogged behemoth
- The Dignitary of Dung
- The Continuous Clogger
- The Talisman of Throtes
- The Instigator of the Immature
- The Governor of GrowingUp.
- The Monarch of Movement
- Your entire pathetic life? (Eustace's contribtion)
- The Prince of Peristalsis
- Corporal Coprophile
- The Emperor of Excrement
- The Grand POObah
- Captain Clog
- The Colon Crusader
- The Warden of Waste
- The Director of Defecation
- The Tycoon of Turds
- The Magistrate of Maturity
- The Shah of Stool
- The Rectal Reverend
- Please get a life
- The Savior of Slop
- Why are you feeding this idiot?
- The Champion of Chunks
- The Boss of the Brown
- The Lieutenant of Loaves
- The Boss of Bloat
- The Lieutenant of Lard
- The Lord of Logs
- The Fiend of Feculence
- The Fiend of Fatulence
- The Throte Tyrant
- The Sergeant of Slidding
- The Fuhrer of Fart
- The Tailor of Toilet Snakes
- The President of Poop
- The Authority of Ass-blast
- The Band Wagon of the Mud Dragon!
- The Mad Crapper
- The Executor of Excretion
- The Shogun of Sludge
- The Sheriff of Shit
- The Doctor of Droppings
- Fuck my throat Andy
- The Don of Dookie
- The Stinky Stylist
- The Bastard of Bottom
- The Mozart of Manure
- The Mayor of Mudville
- The Chancellor of Chocolate
- The Chieftain of the Chipotle
- The Curmudgeonly Cornmonger
- the magnificent extruder
- The Doctor of Doo Doo
- The Sculptor of Scat
- The Mogul of Muck
- The Harbinger of "Heaths"
- The Friar of Feces
- The Officer of Ordure
- The Druid of Doo-Doo
- The Demon of Deposit
- The Overlord of Oral Obstruction
- Maestro de Mierda
- The Sphincter Samurai
- Commander Cream
- The Cobbler of the Corn
- The Wizard of Logz
- The Blacksmith of Browns
- Shartlemagne
- The Pharaoh of the Pharynx
- The Grandmaster of the Gullet
- The Taker of the Trachea
- The Executioner of Eustace
- The Supervisor of Sludge
- The Diplomat of Dung
- Colonel Colon
- The Proprietor of Poo
- The Guardian of the Gas
- The Troubadour of Taco bell
- The Saint of Scat
- The Nightstinker
- Your mom
- The Skipper of Scat
- The Bishop of Brown
- this is so sad
- The Marshal of Manure
- The Esquire of Evacuation
- The Commissioner of Clump
- The Shaman of Sewage
- The Sherpa of the Sewer
- The Mad Shatter
- The Dreamy Dropper
- The Titan of Toilet-Truffles
- The GOAT of Gastronomy
- Sphincter Surfer
- King Shit of Turd Mountain
- OP eats roodypoo poop
- The Soldier of Splatter
- The Demon of Doodie
- The Constable of Corn
- The Chairman of Choke
- Boss Clog
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