Anon Crazy life part 1

from /hhg/ - Helluva Hotel General #811
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Part 1 I will post the second part tomorrow when it's not 3 am
Anon and Stolas friendship green (aka Anon is one of the few people that can be around the hrny bird without fear of being fked) And this is how they meet (No this is not an Octiva X Anon green)

>Be Anon bored as FK! It was the beginning of summer and HighSchool was a btch! Nothing TOO hard, just tedious and tiresome. And today just whooped your ass more than a dominatrix being paid 200$ an hour, to relieve some stress and tension you decide to fk around playing Some Europa Universalis 4, Minecraft, then the king of incest simulator CK2/CK3, and that how this fking adventure begins.

>Starting a Normal Game of CK2 you decide to join the satanic cult, sacrifice some babies, mrder a child for the french throne then fk your smart, strong, pretty (not the best trite but can work to improve into the next tier) sister who’s 13 and after while you get the event to worship a demon for some temp buffs and being the Role Play virgin nerd that you are you decide to google a random medieval demon prince and find one with a name that sticks out like a red demon thumb, Stolas.

>And then the rabbit hole began we all done it, one minute you’re looking for a video or a picture then it slowly and slowly goes deeper Like how to strain pasta without a strainer then next your watch two Midgits hate fker each other while one speaks German the other Russian as a Finnish man tries to kick them out of his house.

>Thats how you found yourself on 4chans /x/ looking a very crude and most likely bullsht method of summoning a demon you have ever seen… all it took was a small circle of salt, wine, cheese, as well a soft chair, FK IT LETS DO IT! Heading downstairs you grabbed a bottle of wine and cheese and a random chair with a cushion.
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>How could a teenager get these things without permission and not get their ass beaten? Simply put Anons Parents don’t care he was the Unwanted Child of their Marriage and surprisingly both Anons Parents love each other just not him as they should, He was never beaten, yelled at, or even told he was unwanted and took him to places and supported his hobbies however they never truly wanted to be around him.

>It became their unwritten rule They gave birth to Anon so they would take care of him and support him monetarily as well, as long he Got A+ in school, did not spend his allowance on drgs (kinda broke the rule buying alcohol but it’s fine as long they don’t know), not call them unless strictly needed, and not get arrested (unless that Cop was a cck then it’s fine) He had full reign over the house and even set the house UP when he turns 18 to belong to him and they never talk again… Still absive but could be waaaaay worse.

>Back to the demon summoning at hand and his slowly crumbling teenager sanity from being unloved and being abandon he gathers the objects and items and sets up the ritual the circle was made the cheese and wine were set on the chair (wine was on the floor to prevent it falling) and all he needed to do was wait 10 minutes.
>Be Stolas one of the most powerful princes of hell only beaten by the 4 horsemen and the rulers of hell itself, He had power, fame, wealth, A WONDERFUL DAUGHTER, AND The biggest red dck he’s ever had on speed dail~~~ What could go wrong?

>“YOU CHEATING BASTARD I GOT A FKING PAIR OF RUSTED SISSCORS AND IM GOING TO CUT THE TIP OF YOUR CCK FIRST AND NIBBLE ON IT LIKE THE FKING JEWS! THEN I’M GOING TO CUT THE REST LIKE FKING POLISH SAUSAGE AND COOK IT BY MY SELF THAT’S RIGHT!!! MY SELF AND SEVER IT WITH A SILVER PLATER TO A RANDOM IMB PLEBEIAN ON THE STREET!!!!”
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>Oh right his wife…. SHT! He was in the worst place right now to be caught by his drunk pissed wife he was in one of the few rooms with only one exit and no windows, he was trapped! And he was tired cause even if he doesn’t need the spellbook 99% of the time doing magic without it drains him much faster and just today he had to go to the Lust ring and do an Aphrodisiac SPELL! He’s tapped out for the day and he can’t just teleport like he normally does to escape.

>Alright Stolas breath you have a minute before he heard full-on sprinting down the hall, SHT I DON’T!!! He begged Satan his dark master to give him an out, In a burst of unholy luck, he saw a….. Really shtty summoning offer and circle, low-grade wine? Just ok cheese normally he would not bother with, maybe there was something better?

>"Zdobądź tutaj swoje Cck Sassuages? zrobić świeżą najniższą jakość z pekła rodem, ale niestety wysoką klasę! kuli kosztują dodatkowo, ale nie krępuj się BOTE DOWN HARD PONIEWAŻ SĄ GŁĘBOKO WYPALANE W OLEJU Z AWOKADO!!!!!!!"

>NOPE! SHT SUMMON IT IS! He Soul jumped and now was standing in front of a Human teenager, “~Hello~
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Note im a sht English speaker, Also goodnight,