D&D campaign 2 session 7

Nirrti has connected.
Canuhearmenow has connected.
Jekko has connected.
GRiM has connected.
DM has connected.
Canuhearmenow:
Is someone a horse
DM:
Darth is
Shanto has connected.
Canuhearmenow:
Here we are
Canuhearmenow:
I can seeeeeeee now
DM:
Good
DM:
Because you're looking at the wrong map
Canuhearmenow:
Just needed to click Players
Canuhearmenow:
And zoom to a token
Canuhearmenow:
I vote we go North
DM:
I vote you hang on a second
Shanto:
I VOTE YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WIZARD
Canuhearmenow:

Darth GW7:
like the rest of you, I spend the majority of my time out in the countryside, covered in dust
DM:
Can everyone change maps to the Cathedral one?
DM:
I've moved Nirrti's token over so you can zoom to it
Darth GW7:
ooo
Nirrti:
wait what
Shanto:
All I see is black
DM:
Darth
DM:
Can you see things this time?
Shanto:
Were the rolling stones here?
Darth GW7:
Yes
DM:
Thank fuck
Shanto:
I can't
Shanto:
see shit
Nirrti:
click players
Nirrti:
doubleclick a token
Canuhearmenow:
Zoom in on a playur?
DM:
Is everyone on the new map yet?
Jekko:
it's black as night
Darth GW7:
yes
Darth GW7:
why do I have a yellow outline
Darth GW7:
why am I upside down
GRiM:
back
DM:
new map, Grim
GRiM:
i have the map
DM:
its in Australia apparently
Darth GW7:
meanwhile, in australia...
GRiM:
loaded fine for me
GRiM:
GM please name my token properly
GRiM:
remove the one without the 1
GRiM:
and rename mine
DM:
done
DM:
I think
GRiM:
thanks
DM:
Is everyone connected, and can everyone see the map?
GRiM:
yes
Canuhearmenow:
y
Jekko:
yes
DM:
Okay
DM:
So magic headband, gems, etc.
DM:
Now what?
Nirrti:
jekko wanted to appraise the gems
Nirrti:
i think
DM:
Ah, yes
DM:
Roll to appraise, then.
* Jekko rolls: d20 +6 => 14 + 6 = 20
Lampshade has connected.
Canuhearmenow:
Nice
DM:
alright
Lampshade:
Sorry about that

Elias Guillermo:
I imagine we're going to split up the gems even?

Halfred:
will see

Dragon:
It would be best to divide them according to their value.

Xannan Hawkflight:
No Halfred, We'll DO

Dragon:
If we can't tell their value, we'll just have to spread them out evenly.

Elias Guillermo:
If it's possible, may I pick first? It is paramount I find one with the proper light refraction and inner clarity

Ehthos:
I do not care for them, they're nice and all but I have no need for new worldly possessions

Xannan Hawkflight:
it's paramount to me that i dont get ripped off

Dragon:
That is very noble of you, Ehthos.

Ahwassa:
Elias, surely you mean "the most valuable one"

Ehthos:
Elias, has anyone ever told you

Ehthos:
You're really sly?

Elias Guillermo:
I am entirely willing to pick the one of lesser value if it means it has overall superior qualities
Lampshade:
Why is Zar only dragon now?
Darth GW7:
Had to replace my token
Shanto:
He forgot his name
GRiM:
DM token remaking
Shanto:
So we call him

Elias Guillermo:
It has come up quite often in the past, Ehthos, part of how I managed to get the position of First Acolyte
Shanto:
Dragon now
Darth GW7:
Better

Ahwassa:
But wouldn't the gem with the best qualities be the most valuable too?

Halfred:
we can get from each gem a round 250 gold

Elias Guillermo:
Not entirely
DM:
Is copy and paste outwith your limits, Darth?

Z'ar Kor:
Enough bickering.
Darth GW7:
I couldn't see anything to copy
DM:
ah
Darth GW7:
That was why I had to make a new one
GRiM:
map explorer >_>
Darth GW7:
wasn't showing up
Darth GW7:
must have been hidden
Darth GW7:
anyway

Z'ar Kor:
So they're all the same value?
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 5 => 18 + 5 = 23
Lampshade:
There's one gem for each?
Lampshade:
right?

Halfred:
yes
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20-1 => 6 - 1 = 5
Darth GW7:
well so much for that
Lampshade:
What roll was that?
Darth GW7:
Sense motive
Lampshade:
ah
Lampshade:
I'l try
Canuhearmenow:
That was an Appraise roll
Canuhearmenow:
For me
Lampshade:
oh

Z'ar Kor:
Well then. Since they're all the same value, does anyone object to Elias having the first pick?
* Elias Guillermo rummages through the pile, before picking up an Amethyst
* Elias Guillermo holds it to a nearby source of light, inspecting it

OMG'ahr:
Well seems like he already did it
Darth GW7:
DM can you list the selection, please? ;3
Shanto:
I'm gonna roll
DM:
They're about 75 gold each, btw. Bit of a miscomonucation between me and Jekko.
Shanto:
Sense motive as well
Darth GW7:
ah
* Shanto rolls: d20+3 => 3 + 3 = 6
DM:
For... what?
Darth GW7:
The selection of gems
Lampshade:
Guess that doesn't matter
Shanto:
Doens't matter now
Darth GW7:
What ones are available
Canuhearmenow:
Well if you want his motivations, he's sincere in wanting a gem that he see's as more "useful"
Canuhearmenow:
For what purpose will be shown later
Lampshade:
btw, if someone rolls exactly the same with bluff and the corresponding sense motive, what happens?
Darth GW7:
I bet he's going to trap part of his soul in it
Darth GW7:
Lamp I guess the highest modifier wins?
Lampshade:
If they have the same mod?
Darth GW7:
Or failing that a re-roll for both parties
Darth GW7:
is what I'd do
DM:
Amethyst, Onyx, 2 Pearls, Lapis Lazuli and a Blue Quartz
Lampshade:
oh right
Darth GW7:
uh
Darth GW7:
Can you list colours?

OMG'ahr:
I'll take this blue one
Darth GW7:
:3
Nirrti:
aka lapis lazuli
Lampshade:
Are dragons colour blind?
DM:
No

Xannan Hawkflight:
I'll take the lapis
Darth GW7:
Why would they horde gems if they were colour blind?
Canuhearmenow:
They smell nice
Shanto:
Amethyst is purple I think
Shanto:
Onyx is black
Canuhearmenow:
Yeah
Lampshade:
Well, they hoard all kinds of gems
Shanto:
Pearl is white
Nirrti:
gj taking it from my hand grim
Shanto:
Lapis is blue I think

OMG'ahr:
Oi, what do you think you're doing Xannan
Canuhearmenow:
Fun Factl Amethyst is from an ancient greek word meaning "Not drunk."
Darth GW7:
Pearls are pearly

Ahwassa:
Does anyone mind me taking the other pearl?
* Z'ar Kor takes the black gem
DM:
Onyx is black, blue quartz is blue (weird, I know)
Canuhearmenow:
Greeks believed amethysts worn as a pendant would keep them from getting drunk

Xannan Hawkflight:
Would you mind if you took another gem ?
Lampshade:
They must've been drunk when thnking that

OMG'ahr:
No, I chose it first
* Elias Guillermo simply mumbles mhm to Ahwassa as he continues to look at the Ametyhst

Z'ar Kor:
They're all the same value, Xan. Just take the other blue one if you want the colour.
* Halfred takes blue quartz
Lampshade:
Nope
Darth GW7:
Too late
Darth GW7:
hahaha
Darth GW7:
You snooze you lose

Ahwassa:
Elias, what exactly are you going to do with that gem?

Elias Guillermo:
Who chose the Onyx?

Ehthos:
Ahwassa take what would have belonged to me

Xannan Hawkflight:
what gems are left you snatchers?

Z'ar Kor:
I think I did. Onyx is the black one, right?

Ahwassa:
Really? Thanks

Elias Guillermo:
Oh, nothing nothing at all, Ahwassa

Ahwassa:
I'll take the other pearl then too
DM:
how long have you been arguing over this?

Elias Guillermo:
I cannot use this until I'm stronger, though
Darth GW7:
half an hour
Shanto:
They're like
Lampshade:
too long?
Darth GW7:
what do you expect
* DM rolls: d20 => 15
* DM rolls: d20 => 9
Shanto:
greedy cunts
DM:
hm...

Xannan Hawkflight:
what gems are left?

Elias Guillermo:
I'll buy that Onyx from you, Zar
Darth GW7:
I wasn't serious when I said half an hour
Darth GW7:
D:
Shanto:
IT'S LIKE 150 GP OR SOMETHING

Z'ar Kor:
Do you need it for something?
Lampshade:
I like how combat lasts half as long as the loot dividing

Elias Guillermo:
Not currently, no
DM:
Note to self - never give out lots of little things as loot again.

Z'ar Kor:
...?
Lampshade:
Hehe
Shanto:
I like how we all don't trust one another

Elias Guillermo:
But now that it's available, I suppose I could buy it
Lampshade:
Lots of little things that are different
GRiM:
what the hell gems are left?
Shanto:
Apart from me who seems to be the only one that knows everyones motive
Lampshade:
Onyx I think
GRiM:
getting lost in chat
Shanto:
Er
Shanto:
Blue one

Z'ar Kor:
Just take it, then. I'm sure you'll put it to better use than I would.
Shanto:
I think
* Z'ar Kor looks a LITTLE unsure at this
Lampshade:
Nah, those were both taken

Elias Guillermo:
No no, Z'ar

Elias Guillermo:
I insist I must pay, I already have this... Amethyst

Xannan Hawkflight:
I'll take the onyx stone then...
Darth GW7:
Oh god are we going to haggle over the loot?!
Lampshade:
Suggestion

Elias Guillermo:
But now is not the time to argue this, we must get going
Lampshade:
Divide the loot after the session in separate steam chats

Elias Guillermo:
We could expect so much more wealth in the coming halls
Nirrti:
lamp, that doesn't work

Z'ar Kor:
Don't lose track of the task in hand.

Ahwassa:
I certainly hope so

Halfred:
so can we just sell the gems an divede the money

Xannan Hawkflight:
that was my suggestion

Z'ar Kor:
I see two exits from this chamber. Where shall we go first?
DM:
Can everyone make a spot check?

Halfred:
east
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20-1 => 11 - 1 = 10
* GRiM rolls: d20 -1 => 5 - 1 = 4
* Lampshade rolls: d20+3 => 11 + 3 = 14
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 1 => 9 + 1 = 10
* Nirrti rolls: d20+3 => 2 + 3 = 5
Canuhearmenow:
What
Darth GW7:
oh my god
Nirrti:
KHORNE WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
Canuhearmenow:
Nirrti rolled low?
* Jekko rolls: d20 +5 => 12 + 5 = 17
GRiM:
btw, i took the onyx stone
Canuhearmenow:
THERE WE GO
Darth GW7:
THERE we go
Darth GW7:
No you didn't
* DM rolls: d20 => 11
GRiM:
since we all took gems
Darth GW7:
I took it
Darth GW7:
:v
Nirrti:
it must mean that i will roll high in combat
Lampshade:
There were two of those
Lampshade:
You know
Darth GW7:
oh, was there?
GRiM:
YES
Lampshade:
YES
Canuhearmenow:
Khorne favors the strong, Nirrti
GRiM:
FFS
Darth GW7:
okay then
Canuhearmenow:
You will cleave through our foes like the Knights of old
Nirrti:
canu, 20str
Shanto:
You guys know
Nirrti:
i just need 7 clones of myself
DM:
None of you see anything.

Xannan Hawkflight:
I cant see anything
Shanto:
That these gems are pretty much
Nirrti:
so i can have a squad of 8
Shanto:
worthless
Shanto:
In the big picture
Darth GW7:
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THERE ISN'T SOMETHING TO SEE
Canuhearmenow:
Who is wearing the circlet of insane price?

Xannan Hawkflight:
this place is dark as hell

Ahwassa:
I say we go north
Nirrti:
DARKVISIOOOOOOOON
DM:
I don't know what you're talking about, Darth

Xannan Hawkflight:
alright
Jekko:
you

Xannan Hawkflight:
now which way is north?

Z'ar Kor:
Yes, north is closest. Makes sense.
DM:
don't start this again
Lampshade:
Do we know where is north?
GRiM:
not without a compass
DM:
Let's assume yes

Z'ar Kor:
North from a RELATIVE point of view.
Canuhearmenow:
Z'ars a dragon
Canuhearmenow:
Dragons have innate direction
Canuhearmenow:
Since they fly
Canuhearmenow:
All flying creatures have that ability

Ahwassa:
Let's go this way

Xannan Hawkflight:
RELATIVE to who Z'ar?

Z'ar Kor:
For simplicity's sake let's just assume that north is to the left and we can work all other directions from this assumed value

Ahwassa:
It looks promising
Shanto:
RELATIVE TO THE GOD DAMN MAP
GRiM:
hehehe
Lampshade:
This is why we can't have nice things...

Z'ar Kor:
Let's just go.

Xannan Hawkflight:
Fine
Shanto:
It's a wall
Nirrti:
so how is the place illuminated
Darth GW7:
magic
Lampshade:
Torches

:
This cavernous room appears to be partially open to the outside world. The roof riddled with cracks, through which harsh sunlight bathes the room in a glow unusual for such a ruin. A large, cruel looking animal of some sort stalks this room. It's body is skeletal, covered in taut skin, though it has a mane of huge, brightly coloured quills.
Darth GW7:
*snort snort*
Nirrti:
damn
Nirrti:
still no use for darkvision
Shanto:
Oh god the roof is gonna cave in
Canuhearmenow:
ARcana check?

Z'ar Kor:
(quietly) Don't. Make. A sound.
DM:
Planar
Lampshade:
religion check?
Lampshade:
ah
Shanto:
kills us all so Hjort can get quite
* Lampshade rolls: d20+6 => 8 + 6 = 14
GRiM:
lol
Canuhearmenow:
I could use Ghost sounds to distract it
GRiM:
Red X monster

Z'ar Kor:
(Quietly) Anyone know what we're dealing with here?
Nirrti:
i should totally shout something
DM:
Can anyone see the monster?
Darth GW7:
X
Shanto:
No
Lampshade:
No
Darth GW7:
it's an X
GRiM:
I could use my bow to shoot it
Lampshade:
I don't see the room
Shanto:
Maybe Xan can
Shanto:
idk
Canuhearmenow:
I see only darkness
GRiM:
I see it as an X
Shanto:
No
Shanto:
Wait
Shanto:
Did you mean
Shanto:
As in LoS
Shanto:
Or just in general
You whisper to DM: Howler
You whisper to DM: :3
Lampshade:
Oh, apparently I was in the wrong map
Lampshade:
derp
DM whispers: Mhm
GRiM:
2 NOW
Darth GW7:
nice one
Shanto:
They're multiplying!
Nirrti:
THE FIGHTING MACHINES ARE MULTIPLYING, WHERE IS THUNDERCHILD
DM:
can we see the token or is it an x?
Canuhearmenow:
Two monsters
Canuhearmenow:
What
Canuhearmenow:
X
Lampshade:
X
Lampshade:
Now
Lampshade:
I see other
Canuhearmenow:
There
Canuhearmenow:
OH GOD WHAT IS THAT
GRiM:
I put that on
GRiM:
I put a texture on the token
Shanto:
It looked like Zars uncle
GRiM:
via edit
Shanto:
Or something
Nirrti:
it was a rrerrgon
GRiM:
DM try that
Canuhearmenow:
This thing's big
Canuhearmenow:
You know what that means?
Canuhearmenow:
It has BIG GUTS
Canuhearmenow:
RIP AND TEAR
GRiM:
try right click + edit and change icon
GRiM:
not moving it XD
Nirrti:
BERSERKER PACK FADING
Lampshade:
I rolled a 14 on the planar check
Lampshade:
Do I know what it is?
Nirrti:
you know it's a thing
Lampshade:
Yay
Lampshade:
That'll help
Canuhearmenow:
Is it alive
Canuhearmenow:
Or dead
Nirrti:
not even schrödinger knows

???:
rrerr
Shanto:
We should capture it
GRiM:
whats this monster look like again?
Canuhearmenow:
Handle Animal
Lampshade:
Skeletal big thing
DM whispers: Darth.
Canuhearmenow:
Oh
Nirrti:
grim, use your imagination
Shanto:
Wait make it friendly first
You whisper to DM: Hjort.
DM whispers: are you connected as a player?
Shanto:
Feed it the halfling
You whisper to DM: yes
Shanto:
Then use handle animal
Lampshade:
I approve of this
Canuhearmenow:
I second thsi
Canuhearmenow:
this*
DM whispers: then how do you see this?
Nirrti:
i'll feed it your head
Shanto:
Someone roll a throw halfing check
You whisper to DM: edit, GM name
DM:
Can you see it or not?
GRiM:
red x
Lampshade:
Nope
Canuhearmenow:
It is a big red X

???:
rrerr
Canuhearmenow:
Still a big red ex
DM:
both of em?
Darth GW7:
no
Darth GW7:
just one of them
Darth GW7:
don't see the other one at all
Lampshade:
Same
DM:
oh
DM:
my bad
GRiM:
yes
Nirrti:
i see two of them
DM:
two x's?
Darth GW7:
still Xs
Nirrti:
yeah, two Xs
Lampshade:
Yap
Canuhearmenow:
One's called a Howler?
DM:
yes
Lampshade:
Is it dangerous?
DM:
This worked in previous sessions, yes?
GRiM:
yeah
Canuhearmenow:
The big red x is only annoying as aesthetics
Canuhearmenow:
This'll work
GRiM:
try what i said
GRiM:
right click
GRiM:
edit
Lampshade:
Yeah, we could just ignore it
GRiM:
click the green plus in picture
GRiM:
choose new pic
Canuhearmenow:
I think it would be a bad idea to fight these things
GRiM:
and it should transmit when it updates
Nirrti:
it's a very good idea to fight them
Canuhearmenow:
Ah what the ehll
Canuhearmenow:
Let's do it
Lampshade:
Have they seen us?
Nirrti:
THE GLORIOUS CARNAGE
Canuhearmenow:
NIRRTI
Canuhearmenow:
ENTER RAGE
Canuhearmenow:
You are a Barbarian
Canuhearmenow:
Right?
Nirrti:
yes
Canuhearmenow:
And you haven't entered rage
Nirrti:
but no
Canuhearmenow:
Once
Nirrti:
must wait for a better use
Canuhearmenow:
THIS IS A BETTER USE
Nirrti:
NO
Nirrti:
I MUST KILL THE DEMONS
Canuhearmenow:
NO NIRRTI
Canuhearmenow:
YOU ARE THE DEMONS
DM:
Anything?
Darth GW7:
X
Nirrti:
one's gon- both disappeared
Canuhearmenow:
It's a big ugly X
Nirrti:
no
Nirrti:
only one disappeared
DM:
Fuck it then
Canuhearmenow:
Let's just have a Howler look like an X
Lampshade:
Yep
GRiM:
yup
Lampshade:
Has it seen us?
Canuhearmenow:
Jesus christ how horrifying, just google imaged what they look like
DM:
yes
Shanto:
Xan
Shanto:
!
Canuhearmenow:
I'd like Elias to yell at it in Infernal, then Abyssal
Shanto:
SHOOT IT
DM:
Go ahead Canu
Darth GW7:
oh nice one
GRiM:
i wanna shoot it
GRiM:
after that XD
Darth GW7:
sup guys
DM:
Which one first?
Canuhearmenow:
Those things are ugly
Darth GW7:
Does that one work?
DM:
For me
Shanto:
Yep
Lampshade:
Yep
Jekko:
yea
Canuhearmenow:
Yup
Darth GW7:
excellent
DM whispers: you are now my token minion
Darth GW7:
DM whispers: you are now my token minion
Darth GW7:
well fuck
Lampshade:
So did yelling work?
Canuhearmenow:
Infernal and Abyssal
Canuhearmenow:
Hope it understands one
Canuhearmenow:
Or maybe is trained to
Canuhearmenow:
Fuck if I know
Lampshade:
I don't think it cares if it understands us
DM:
It looks at you, cocks its head. It begins to let out an ungodly howl.
GRiM:
you do know why whisps are done right?
Darth GW7:
ROLL INITIATIVE?!
DM:
yeah, sure
Shanto:
ROLL TO NOT SHIT MY PANTS
GRiM:
ok
Darth GW7:
really?
Darth GW7:
oh fuck
Darth GW7:
we're doomed
* Lampshade rolls: d20-2 => 11 - 2 = 9
Darth GW7:
it will kill us
* GRiM rolls: d20 +4 => 13 + 4 = 17
* Nirrti rolls: d20+2 => 20 + 2 = 22
Nirrti:
wow
Canuhearmenow:
Wait guys
Canuhearmenow:
I'm still communicating with it!
Nirrti:
natural fucking 20 init
Canuhearmenow:
WE CAN SOLVE THIS PEACEFULLY
Nirrti:
FUCK PEACE
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20+1 => 3 + 1 = 4
Darth GW7:
well fuck
* Shanto rolls: d20 + 3 => 12 + 3 = 15
Lampshade:
Is it undead?
Darth GW7:
that was my...
Darth GW7:
Balance check
Shanto:
You fall
Darth GW7:
To stay in a mentally balanced state of mind
DM:
The Howler stops howling for a second, before standing up tall, quills bristling, and growls at you.
Shanto:
And die
DM:
It begins howling again.
DM:
Lamp, it's not undead.

Z'ar Kor:
Let's back away.

Z'ar Kor:
It might not attack.
Lampshade:
Aww
Canuhearmenow:
What should I roll to see if I can calm it down

Z'ar Kor:
I don't think we will survive a fight with it.
Canuhearmenow:
Handle Animal, or Dip
DM:
diplomacy

OMG'ahr:
And risk it attacking us later on?
Shanto:
dip
DM:
its intelligent enough.
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 5 => 3 + 5 = 8
DM:
...
Canuhearmenow:
Fuck
GRiM:
lets kill the fucker
Canuhearmenow:
CHARGE
* Shanto rolls: d20+1 => 7 + 1 = 8
* Jekko rolls: d20 +3 => 4 + 3 = 7
Shanto:
Oh god
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20 => 7
Lampshade:
Can I try diplomacy even though I don't speak its langauge?
Shanto:
We're making it angry
Darth GW7:
lucky 7
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 2 => 4 + 2 = 6
DM:
you already rolled darth
Canuhearmenow:
Initiative
Darth GW7:
What?
Darth GW7:
No that was a diplomacy check
GRiM:
so, initiative order?
DM:
Jekko?
Nirrti:
well i think i'm first
DM:
oh
Nirrti:
i rolled 22
Jekko:
7

Z'ar Kor:
Let's back away while we can.
Canuhearmenow:
nirrti is super first
Lampshade:
Charge!'
* DM rolls: d20 + 7 => 17 + 7 = 24
Lampshade:
Rage and charge!

Z'ar Kor:
That thing is huge and rather deadly looking.
DM:
nope

Elias Guillermo:
Guys! I have a plan...
Lampshade:
oh
Lampshade:
shit
Nirrti:
too long distance
* Elias Guillermo motions at the creature, then at the pit
DM:
since it was a nat. 20 though

Ahwassa:
Do tell
GRiM:
ooh
Darth GW7:
We didn't take the rope with us did we

Ehthos:
And pray tell us, how do you expect us to get it in there

Xannan Hawkflight:
no problem

Xannan Hawkflight:
paralysis
Jekko:
nope but i have one

Elias Guillermo:
We hope it charges one of us
DM:
Nirrti, Howler, Grim, Lamp, Shanto, Jekko, Canu, Darth
Lampshade:
So what, we use the halfling as demon bait to get it into the pit?
Darth GW7:
no jekko
Darth GW7:
It's still hanging over the edge of the pit
Shanto:
Technically
Darth GW7:
That's the poinbt
Shanto:
I should
Darth GW7:
We can climb down
Nirrti:
Darth, it wasn't jekko's rope
Shanto:
I have probably the best dodge chance?

Xannan Hawkflight:
paralyse arrow, then we puh it in
Shanto:
Or reflex
Darth GW7:
No, it was mine
Nirrti:
and jekko has a rope

Xannan Hawkflight:
*push

Elias Guillermo:
me and Xannan have ghoul blood tipped arrows
DM:
Nirrti, feel free to initiate the slaughter

Z'ar Kor:
Think we can move that thing?

Elias Guillermo:
And Nirrti with Z'ar's strength could... Push it

Elias Guillermo:
Z'ar, look at you, and look at Nirrti

Elias Guillermo:
Both of you could easily do it
GRiM:
we'll all push
Nirrti:
well, i won't be able to run up to it

Z'ar Kor:
I was thinking of the spines more than anything.

Elias Guillermo:
We can rip some out, they might be useful

Xannan Hawkflight:
We'll all push it once it's frozen

Z'ar Kor:
You wizards love to collect random body parts of creatures, don't you?

Ahwassa:
I don't know, I feel like you forgot something

Elias Guillermo:
It's a hobby
Nirrti:
well, that's all i do

Ehthos:
We could put a rop around it?

Z'ar Kor:
Wouldn't make a difference.

Ehthos:
Maybe one of you could lasso it

Z'ar Kor:
Alright. Try and paralyze it.

Elias Guillermo:
That's a terrible idea

Elias Guillermo:
BUT NO TALK

Elias Guillermo:
We have to fight it first
Canuhearmenow:
Nirrti
Canuhearmenow:
Gowwwww

OMG'ahr:
How about once it's paralyzed we just slaughter the thing?
Nirrti:
i'm not gonna move any closer

Ahwassa:
Yeah, that sounds a lot better

Xannan Hawkflight:
I believe falling is a good safe way to slaughter it

Elias Guillermo:
Or stabbing it to our heart's content while it can't move

Xannan Hawkflight:
hmm.

Z'ar Kor:
If we get it in the pit, it won't be a problem anymore.

Z'ar Kor:
Let's just do that

OMG'ahr:
No

Ahwassa:
I say we stab it
Canuhearmenow:
Guys we'll decide when it's paralysed
Shanto:
I say we should have a time limit
DM:
A few things about the plan, btw
Nirrti:
well, it's howlers turn
Lampshade:
Like it will resist the paralyze?
Darth GW7:
>MFW it has wings
DM:
Its Nirrtis
Nirrti:
because i already moved and won't move closer
Shanto:
after initiate roll has been made
DM:
Natural 20
DM:
oh
Nirrti:
i could move only 5 feet more anyways

Xannan Hawkflight:
well we can, paralyse it again if we fail to slaughter it
Darth GW7:
5 Feet?
Darth GW7:
Really?
GRiM:
lol
Nirrti:
yeah, i moved 25
GRiM:
oh
DM:
valid move
GRiM:
picture
GRiM:
is working
DM:
not leaving a threatened zone
GRiM:
on the howler
GRiM:
finally
DM:
its a new one
Nirrti:
attack of opportunity?
GRiM:
told ya
Lampshade:
Yeah
Lampshade:
We get those, right?
DM:
nope nirrti
DM:
its still in a zone you threaten
Canuhearmenow:
Oh god oh god we gon die
DM:
until it leaves that, its fine
GRiM:
how did it teleport here?
Lampshade:
So who does it attack?
* Howler attacks Nirrti
Canuhearmenow:
GRiM, it runs fast
GRiM:
i thought it wasnt it's turn
Lampshade:
oh
Lampshade:
It was
* DM rolls: d20 + 10 => 1 + 10 = 11
GRiM:
oh
DM:
nope?
Canuhearmenow:
Wow
Canuhearmenow:
Haha, wow
DM:
heh
Darth GW7:
It stabs itself
Nirrti:
power attack?
Nirrti:
power attack.
Nirrti:
next turn
Canuhearmenow:
No power attack
Lampshade:
Raaage!
Canuhearmenow:
No me gusta
Nirrti:
rage doesn't help jack shit
DM:
Grim
GRiM:
ok
Nirrti:
well, it gives +1 str mod
Canuhearmenow:
So DM what happens with it getting a crit fail
GRiM:
I'll shoot it with one arrow
Nirrti:
no wait -2
Nirrti:
*+2
Lampshade:
Isn't it +2 mod?
GRiM:
for accuracy sake
DM:
I guess
Canuhearmenow:
It's flat footed?
DM:
sure
GRiM:
+2 mod on top of my current?
GRiM:
or is that damage mod?
DM:
what
GRiM:
"Lampshade: Isn't it +2 mod? GRiM: for accuracy sake DM: I guess"
Nirrti:
no
Nirrti:
that was for rage
GRiM:
ignore my bit
GRiM:
ok
Lampshade:
I was talking about rage
GRiM:
fine
GRiM:
shooting
DM:
continue grim
* GRiM rolls: d20 +7 => 5 + 7 = 12
DM:
okay
Lampshade:
That token has a retarded smile
DM:
Using a ranged attack in close quarters provokes an AoO.
Lampshade:
He has rapid shooting, so doesn't he get two shots?
DM:
yes
Shanto:
Should of moved back
GRiM:
didnt use it
Lampshade:
Why not
DM:
Moving back would do the same
GRiM:
its optional
Darth GW7:
No
Darth GW7:
5-ft step
DM:
true
Darth GW7:
Do a five foot step away, grim
GRiM:
ok
DM:
after the attack?
GRiM:
yes
Darth GW7:
what
Darth GW7:
no
DM:
he's already rolled for the attack
Darth GW7:
before you nub
Darth GW7:
ffafsadfsa
GRiM:
already rolled
Lampshade:
Well fuck
* DM rolls: d20 + 10 => 7 + 10 = 17
Darth GW7:
close
Darth GW7:
very close
Lampshade:
Yeah
DM:
indeed
DM:
Lamp?
DM:
or do you still want to move back grim?
Darth GW7:
do it grim
Lampshade:
Well I have no combat spells ready
GRiM:
how can i>?
Darth GW7:
Five foot step
DM:
5 foot step
GRiM:
OH WAIT
Lampshade:
So I guess I'll charge
GRiM:
what about my dodge feat?
Darth GW7:
Counts as a move action without provoking AoO
Lampshade:
It didn't hit anyway
Darth GW7:
Oh
Darth GW7:
No no
Darth GW7:
He chooses a target to give +1AC to
Darth GW7:
Next round
Nirrti:
foff steam
DM:
ah
DM:
continue, lamp
Darth GW7:
I have that too
GRiM:
what?
Lampshade:
I charge
GRiM:
i'm not done yet
Lampshade:
oh
Nirrti:
can you guys reinvite me to the steam chat
Nirrti:
lost connection the fucker did
Darth GW7:
We're assuming you want to dodge the howler, grim?
Darth GW7:
You don't have much of a choice :V
GRiM:
yeah
Darth GW7:
So he has +1AC against it next round
Darth GW7:
And basically every round
DM:
Lamp, feel free to attack
Darth GW7:
Because he'll just keep selecting it
DM:
will he, Darth?
GRiM:
whatever...
Lampshade:
I get +2 because charge right?
DM:
no
Lampshade:
Oh
DM:
you need to move 2 to charge, don't you?
Nirrti:
yeah i think so
Lampshade:
I don't know
Nirrti:
5ft step back
Darth GW7:
Well actually hjort
Lampshade:
basic attack then
Nirrti:
then charge
Darth GW7:
Unless he changes it
Darth GW7:
It stays the same
Darth GW7:
During your action, you designate an opponent and receive a +1 dodge bonus to Armor Class against attacks from that opponent. You can select a new opponent on any action.
* Lampshade rolls: d20+2 => 19 + 2 = 21
Lampshade:
CRIT!
DM:
ooh
Darth GW7:
NICE.
Canuhearmenow:
Roll again for cirit
* Lampshade rolls: d20+2 => 1 + 2 = 3
Lampshade:
...
Canuhearmenow:
...
Darth GW7:
Not crit
Lampshade:
...
Darth GW7:
:v
Nirrti:
rofl
Canuhearmenow:
At least that wasn't a combat roll
Darth GW7:
wait
Darth GW7:
nvm
Canuhearmenow:
attack roll*
DM:
It was
DM:
oh
* Lampshade rolls: 2d6+1 => 8 + 1 = 9
Lampshade:
I also had the ghoul blood on the sword
DM:
Your blade slices off some of the howler's quills. Its howl takes on a different tone from before.
DM:
Shanto?
Canuhearmenow:
Fort save?
Lampshade:
So do I get paralyze attempt?
DM:
Oh
Shanto:
I assume
Shanto:
That provokes
Shanto:
AoO
Darth GW7:
No
Shanto:
Oh
Shanto:
mkay
Darth GW7:
You didn't leave its area of threatening
Lampshade:
Now need Zar on the back and we have it stuck
Shanto:
Okay so
Shanto:
I attack
* DM rolls: d20 => 15
Shanto:
One sec
DM:
no paralysis
Lampshade:
Aww
Darth GW7:
Ffff
Lampshade:
Don't you get flank bonus?
DM:
Shanto does indeed
Darth GW7:
We all will when I move
DM:
Depends where you move
* Shanto rolls: d20+3 => 11 + 3 = 14
Nirrti:
i don't
Shanto:
Do I hit?
Darth GW7:
Like that
DM:
Yes
Shanto:
Okay
DM:
Flurry?
Shanto:
I roll again for duel strike
Darth GW7:
do eet
* Shanto rolls: d20+1 => 19 + 1 = 20
Darth GW7:
NICe
Lampshade:
Yes!
Canuhearmenow:
Nice
Lampshade:
Is that a crit?
Shanto:
First time my left hand has hit
Canuhearmenow:
Two hits
DM:
:P
DM:
damage time
* Shanto rolls: d6 => 4
* Shanto rolls: d6 => 4
Lampshade:
Consistent
Canuhearmenow:
Not too shabby
DM:
4 + 4 + 6, yes?
Shanto:
Yeah sorry
Shanto:
I keep forgetting my mods
Lampshade:
And I thought this thing was going to be hard...
Canuhearmenow:
Hey
Canuhearmenow:
HEY
Canuhearmenow:
No, don't say that
Lampshade:
Unless it has 500 hp left
Canuhearmenow:
Murphy's Law
DM:
Okay, you strike it with your fists. It snarls, then goes back to howling
Lampshade:
Who's turn?
DM:
Jekko's turn

Z'ar Kor:
NOOOOIIIIISSSEEEE!
Jekko:
shooting whit crossbow
Jekko:
flank?
Lampshade:
Not for ranged attacks I think
DM:
not with ranged, I don't think
Canuhearmenow:
Which is odd because I imagine a guy shooting at someone with a crossbow from behind will have an easier time if the guy is facing them
DM:
standard attack
Canuhearmenow:
Then if the guy is facing them*
GRiM:
CURVE THE BOLT
GRiM:
XD
* Jekko rolls: d20 +5 => 3 + 5 = 8
Lampshade:
Well that sucks
Nirrti:
hits shanto
Nirrti:
MAKE IT HAPPEN
DM:
The bolt is shot slightly too high, hits the wall.
Nirrti:
damnit
DM:
Canu?
Lampshade:
Blow it to pieces!
* Canuhearmenow yells at it one more time in Infernal/Abyssal
DM:
roll for dip.
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 5 => 11 + 5 = 16
* Howler glares at Elias.
Nirrti:
i swear, if he calms it down
Nirrti:
i'm still going to hack it to bits
DM:
the fight continues.
Canuhearmenow:
I fire a magic missile at it
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d4 + 1 => 4 + 1 = 5
Canuhearmenow:
MAX DAMAGE
Shanto:
I wonder what you need to roll to calm it

Ahwassa:
Elias, I don't think talking will work anymore
DM:
The missile slams into it, dislodging some quills.
Nirrti:
fuck it, i'm not going into rage
DM:
Nirrti
Lampshade:
Fine

Elias Guillermo:
The enemy of today is the friend of tomorrow, Ahwassa
DM:
wait
DM:
darth

Xannan Hawkflight:
YES FUCKING KILL IT ELIAS STOP ASKING IT TO LUNCH!
Lampshade:
Power attack it
Nirrti:
going to
DM whispers: on you go
DM:
...darth
Darth GW7:
one sec
Lampshade:
Right
Lampshade:
Darth
Shanto:
dergon breath
Shanto:
I sayyyyy
Shanto:
ice
Lampshade:
Can I roll knowledge for weaknesses?
Darth GW7:
sorry, phone
DM:
sure Lamp
* Lampshade rolls: d20+6 => 2 + 6 = 8
Lampshade:
I'm guessing nothing
Shanto:
What kind of knowledge roll
Canuhearmenow:
You recognize it has quills
Shanto:
?
Nirrti:
you know it has some weaknesses
DM:
Planar
Canuhearmenow:
And quills are, in fact, pointy
Lampshade:
That was planar
DM:
It has a weakness to being hit a lot by a sword or axe
* Shanto rolls: d20+4 => 13 + 4 = 17
Lampshade:
What about spells?
Shanto:
Planar
Lampshade:
You have that?
Shanto:
Yeah
Nirrti:
weakness to getting beheaded
DM:
Shanto, it has no particular weaknesses, but it is strong to chaotic or evil aligned spells.
Darth GW7:
back
DM:
take your turn
Canuhearmenow:
AoO?
Lampshade:
Strong as in extra damage or less damage?
Lampshade:
No
Darth GW7:
Shouldn't be
Shanto:
Less probably
Darth GW7:
didn't leave a square it threatened
Lampshade:
squares*
Lampshade:
You did leave several squares it threatened
Darth GW7:
No?
Lampshade:
But not the whole area
Darth GW7:
oh yeah that
DM:
oh hey, Lamp's right, I've been reading this wrong
Darth GW7:
wait
Lampshade:
ohshit
Darth GW7:
damn it hjort
DM:
Nirrti, roll to attack
Darth GW7:
lamp is right and all
Nirrti:
is it my turn?
DM:
no
DM:
roll to attack
Darth GW7:
You're getting the AoO you missed
Lampshade:
Yeah
* Nirrti rolls: d20+8 => 17 + 8 = 25
DM:
vs standard AC
Lampshade:
Ouch
DM:
ooh
Canuhearmenow:
Dayum
DM:
roll for damage, then
Canuhearmenow:
Nirrti is going to decap this thing
* Nirrti rolls: d12+7 => 1 + 7 = 8
Lampshade:
So was it good or bad for us that I retconned how AoO works?
Nirrti:
:|
Darth GW7:
...
Canuhearmenow:
...
Lampshade:
-.-
Darth GW7:
:|
Lampshade:
I guess bad
Canuhearmenow:
Not your most... Valiant moment
Nirrti:
well, power attack my turn
DM:
The retroactive damage isn't enough to kill it
Nirrti:
POWER ATTACK SOON FELLOW HOWLER
DM:
However
DM:
It gets an AoO against Shanto, I believe
Lampshade:
But he totally circled around
Lampshade:
Right?
Shanto:
Yeah
DM:
how?
Shanto:
Well that's what I was going for
Darth GW7:
Where were you originally
Shanto:
I'll show you
Shanto:
Here
Darth GW7:
agasdjkg
DM:
okay
Lampshade:
heh
Darth GW7:
you get the idea
DM:
Darth
DM:
kill it
Lampshade:
Dergon breath
Canuhearmenow:
Kill it gooooood
Darth GW7:
Do I flank from here
DM:
yes
Lampshade:
No
Darth GW7:
cool
Lampshade:
or yes
Darth GW7:
like that
Darth GW7:
I HIT IT WITH MY SWORD
Darth GW7:
VERY HARD
Lampshade:
natural 1
DM:
how much movement do you get, darth?
Darth GW7:
30
Darth GW7:
Chain shirt now
DM:
okay
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20+7 => 15 + 7 = 22
Darth GW7:
woop woop
Darth GW7:
raise da roof
Canuhearmenow:
KILL IT
Lampshade:
Woop woop indeed
Canuhearmenow:
http://www.youtuberepeater.com/watch?v=IBvH-U13oNA&name kyrim+Soundtrack+Boss+HD
Canuhearmenow:
Theme forthis?
Canuhearmenow:
Aww fuck
You whisper to DM: how much fire damage do I do?
You whisper to DM: extra damage
Nirrti:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hegUgANcTw
DM:
roll for damage, Darth
You whisper to DM: so I can note it down
DM whispers: I'll factor it in
You whisper to DM:
* Darth GW7 rolls: d8+3 => 4 + 3 = 7
DM whispers: you've only hit with it like 2 times before now
Lampshade:
Is it ded?
Canuhearmenow:
Ooh nice Nirrti
Darth GW7:
DARTH.
Darth GW7:
oh
Darth GW7:
I thought you were commenting on my hit
DM:
The sword slices it in the back, and the fire ends its life
Lampshade:
Well
Lampshade:
That sure was easy
Canuhearmenow:
EAT IT'S FLESH
Lampshade:
And I bet the rest of the dungeon is going to be as easy
Darth GW7:
I doubt that's a good idea
Darth GW7:
it has spines
Canuhearmenow:
XP?
DM:
I like all the planning that initially went into the easiest fight in the dungeon
Lampshade:
haha
Nirrti:
DARTH THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE WEAKLING INSIDE YOU TALKING
DM:
150 xp each
GRiM:
it fucking died
GRiM:
already
GRiM:
before i could hit it
Darth GW7:
Halfway to next level already

Elias Guillermo:
Someone gut it to see if it has anything useful in it's gullet
GRiM:
yeah
Lampshade:
Yeah, the first encounter was kinda easy after that turn undead

Xannan Hawkflight:
I will
Darth GW7:
They WERE missing us shitloads already

Z'ar Kor:
....Seriously, you guys?
* Xannan Hawkflight slices open the gullet

Elias Guillermo:
You'd be surprised at what these things eat, Z'ar
DM:
Burning guts spill out.

Z'ar Kor:
Maybe so, but still, seriously?

Ahwassa:
Isn't that a bit... excessive?
DM:
Roll a will save, Grim.
* Xannan Hawkflight dodges back
DM:
roll reflex first

Xannan Hawkflight:
Agh!

Elias Guillermo:
Nothing's truly excessive Ahwassa
Nirrti:
natural 1
Nirrti:
NATURAL 1
* GRiM rolls: d20 +4 => 13 + 4 = 17
DM:
Okay

Xannan Hawkflight:
AGH
Lampshade:
What the fuck did it eat if he needs to do a WILL save
DM:
you avoid the burning organs
Canuhearmenow:
Arcana check on organs?
DM:
...okay.
Canuhearmenow:
nvm that was silly
Lampshade:
Why not appraise them
Nirrti:
THIS IS A FINE BURNING LIVER

Xannan Hawkflight:
someone else poke at this
Lampshade:
Eat it!

Xannan Hawkflight:
i'm too old for this shit

Elias Guillermo:
Imagine the alchemical extracts we could get from these organs

Z'ar Kor:
Let's... Not.
Canuhearmenow:
Anything non-organic in it's gullet?
DM:
Is this a bad time to mention that you can use howlers as mounts, if Canu hadn't been so awful at the diplomacy?
Lampshade:
Is that thing actually burning?
Nirrti:
mounts are overrated
GRiM:
nah
DM:
no, canu. And the burning is from Darth's sword
Shanto:
Yeah when I was looking at them online
GRiM:
idc about mounts
Canuhearmenow:
oh
Shanto:
I was like
Lampshade:
oh
Shanto:
nice
Canuhearmenow:
Wait wait WAIT
GRiM:
we have a halfling already
Lampshade:
Man, you should have bluffed
Canuhearmenow:
The organs cooked
Canuhearmenow:
The fire burns the INSIDE OF THINGS
Canuhearmenow:
Not the outsdie
DM:
Yes
Canuhearmenow:
outside*
Darth GW7:
I cut through it
Lampshade:
That's... nasty
DM:
Because it cut through to the inside
Canuhearmenow:
YOU GOT A MICROWAVE SWORD
Darth GW7:
I cut through the middle of it
Darth GW7:
Burning the inside
Darth GW7:
:v
Canuhearmenow:
Oh
DM:
Can we continue?
Canuhearmenow:
Onwward!
GRiM:
hah awesome
GRiM:
ok
GRiM:
onward
DM:
Let's hope the next tokens work!
Canuhearmenow:
Oh dear lord
Lampshade:
Don't worry, they won't
DM:
east and west
Canuhearmenow:
Let us go.... Left!
GRiM:
search check please?
Lampshade:
More decisions!
Lampshade:
I say right

Elias Guillermo:
I believe we should go... West
GRiM:
to look for tracks of where the howler has been?
GRiM:
please?
DM:
go ahead
GRiM:
ok
GRiM:
what do i roll?
GRiM:
track is my skill
Canuhearmenow:
Track
Lampshade:
What check would tell how these places are usually built?
GRiM:
not a skill
GRiM:
a feat i mean
Canuhearmenow:
Dungeoneering, Lamp
Lampshade:
Does anyone have that?
Canuhearmenow:
Nope.avi for me
Lampshade:

GRiM:
track is a feat/special ability
DM:
Roll survival, Grim
Shanto:
I know the guy that made that video =d
GRiM:
ok
Darth GW7:
Natural 1
Darth GW7:
You fail to survive
* GRiM rolls: d20 +3 => 2 + 3 = 5
Shanto:
I used to raid in WoW with him
Lampshade:
Xannan has dungeoneering...
GRiM:
i'll roll that after
DM:
Who brought up dungeoneering?
GRiM:
someone
DM:
Why?
Lampshade:
Canu
Lampshade:
For determining how these places are usually built
Lampshade:
So we know which direction to go
DM:
That'd be Arcana. Or Archaeology.
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 8 => 10 + 8 = 18
Canuhearmenow:
There, Arcana
Lampshade:
Ooh, arcana
Nirrti:
brb
Darth GW7:
We don't know exactly where we're going though
Darth GW7:
:V
DM:
You don't know where you were either
Lampshade:
But we want to know!
Canuhearmenow:
18 in Arcana?
Darth GW7:
We can get an idea of where might be a good idea to go
Lampshade:
...big hall with a hole in the middle?
DM:
But what function would that have served pre-ruinage
Canuhearmenow:
Clearly the hole was used for holding slaves
Lampshade:
Arena fights
Lampshade:
Duh
Darth GW7:
.....Or the hole isn't a natural part of the construction?
Darth GW7:
:v
Canuhearmenow:
They put a blanket over it and used it for a massive slumber party
Lampshade:
Of course it is!
Lampshade:
It had treasure and stuff
DM:
Does the word Ruin mean anything to you guys?>
Darth GW7:
Maybe they FELL DOWN THERE?!
Canuhearmenow:
Nope
DM:
It doesn't mean pristine and well-preserved.
Lampshade:
Yes, that's what we do to your campaign
GRiM:
rolling knowledge dungeoneering to detect a common layout i recognise from my experience...
* GRiM rolls: d20 +6 => 7 + 6 = 13
Lampshade:
Been to many walking cathedrals then?
Canuhearmenow:
I've seen some up close before
Darth GW7:
You haven't?
GRiM:
maaaybe
Canuhearmenow:
Even touched one
Lampshade:
Did it run over you?
Canuhearmenow:
A little
DM:
These rooms are of little importance. Generally, more important rooms are towards the centre of the castle. You are on the outskirts just now.

GUTS:
DADDY!
Nirrti:
back
Lampshade:
wat
* GUTS moves towards Zar
Lampshade:
I say we go right then
Shanto:
???

Elias Guillermo:
Guys the more important rooms are near the center

Elias Guillermo:
We're in the outskirts

Ahwassa:
So... we go right?
DM whispers: don't you love when I'm horribly vague about everything

Elias Guillermo:
Indeed

Xannan Hawkflight:
anyone got a way to make a fire?

Elias Guillermo:
Or we check left to see what useful trinkets lay hidden

Xannan Hawkflight:
i have an idea

Elias Guillermo:
This'll be goood
Nirrti:
is it dark?
DM:
no
DM:
light from above
Nirrti:
damn
DM:
soon Nirrti
Lampshade:
lol
Darth GW7:
We never get to use our natural abilities
Darth GW7:
I have wings that I never got to use
Nirrti:
tbh
Lampshade:
I have a feat that I... oh wait

Xannan Hawkflight:
if we light a short amount of rope and follow the opposite of the bend of the flame we can work out where is further inside away from the air flowing in
Canuhearmenow:
Lol human
Nirrti:
i couldn't find anything about proper dragonborn in 3.5e
DM:
Races of the Dragon, Nirrti

Z'ar Kor:
Uh... What?

Elias Guillermo:
How did you... What?

Elias Guillermo:
I never knew you'd understand thermal dynamics, Xannan

Z'ar Kor:
thermal dynawhaaaa?

Ahwassa:
Thermal dynamics?

Xannan Hawkflight:
One time I was stuck in a cave

Z'ar Kor:
blah blah blah blah words blah blah

Z'ar Kor:
Let's just keep moving

Xannan Hawkflight:
and i had only a tiny oil lamp
DM:
Question!
Shanto:
wtf
Shanto:
Is going on
DM:
Can you see that?
Canuhearmenow:
RP time Shanto
Shanto:
No

Z'ar Kor:
see what

Xannan Hawkflight:
I followed the flame, and it led me out!
Lampshade:
We're telling our life stories
Darth GW7:
uh
Darth GW7:
see what
Shanto:
rping thermo dynamics
Shanto:
In a fantasy game
Canuhearmenow:
Basicundead 26
Lampshade:
The undead?
Canuhearmenow:
OH JESUS
DM:
good
Shanto:
Of magic
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 3 => 12 + 3 = 15
DM:
They will suffice for now
Darth GW7:
skeletons?
Darth GW7:
skeletons
Canuhearmenow:
Ranged roll
Lampshade:
I see it
Canuhearmenow:
nvm
Nirrti:
i can't see anything
DM:
Right
DM:
now what?
Lampshade:
Whoooo, skeletons!
Shanto:
Light an arrow
Canuhearmenow:
Spooky scary skeletons
Shanto:
And shoot it into the darkness
Lampshade:
Let's just go right
Nirrti:
WHY DOES MY DARK VISION DO NOTHING
Nirrti:
ZE GOGGLES
Lampshade:
We could go fancy and cast light on it...
DM:
THERE IS NO DARKNESS YET
DM:
What, no
DM:
there's a door
Canuhearmenow:
This is Nirrti right now
Shanto:
ah
Lampshade:
We gotta wait for nocturne to come gank us...
Canuhearmenow:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juFZh92MUOY
Nirrti:
cast a light on door
Nirrti:
now that's a bright idea
Lampshade:
Is the door locked?
DM:
...:D
DM:
I dunno. Do you open it?
Lampshade:
Puns
GRiM:
hell yeah
Lampshade:
Do I?
Darth GW7:
Open it slowly
Lampshade:
I open it
Darth GW7:
peek out
Darth GW7:
or in
Lampshade:
I bash it open
Darth GW7:
DAMN IT LAMP
Nirrti:
you?
Nirrti:
HA
DM:
can I have a marching order?
Canuhearmenow:
SLAM IT OPEN
Canuhearmenow:
AND FIRE SOME BOLTS INTO TI
Canuhearmenow:
IT*
Nirrti:
kick it open
Shanto:
Peek in
Lampshade:
And magic missiles
Lampshade:
Just in case
DM:
And who opens the door?
Nirrti:
KICK IT
Lampshade:
Nirrti
Shanto:
Nirrti
Lampshade:
You open it!
Canuhearmenow:
It's trapped, isn't it
Nirrti:
k
Nirrti:
what do i roll
DM:
...to open a door?
Shanto:
roll will so you don't get aids from the door
Nirrti:
to kick it open
Canuhearmenow:
Nirrti already has aids
DM:
strength
Shanto:
I hope
Shanto:
it's a 1
* Nirrti rolls: d20+5 => 7 + 5 = 12
Lampshade:
Natural one
GRiM:
brb 2 mins
Lampshade:
Cmon
Lampshade:
aww
Darth GW7:
The door resists!
DM:
you kick the door open
DM:
which
DM:
which foot did you use?
Darth GW7:
The door resists!
Darth GW7:
The door resists!
Canuhearmenow:
TRAP
Lampshade:
That can't be good
Canuhearmenow:
I WARNED YOU
Darth GW7:
The door resists!
Nirrti:
the third one, if you catch my drift
Darth GW7:
The door resists!
Darth GW7:
You sprain your ankle.
Canuhearmenow:
Nirrti's dick rots off then
Darth GW7:
Sounds like hellmoo
DM:
seriously though, which foot did you use?
Lampshade:
Not like he was goign to use it
Nirrti:
left
DM:
okay
DM:
good to know
DM:
right
Shanto:
no
Shanto:
left
Lampshade:
Har hr
Lampshade:
har
Shanto:
hahahahaha

:
A long corridor opens up before you. It lacks any decorations or furnishing or, perhaps most importantly, a floor. Looking down, it seems to drop for several hundred feet before hitting the rocky, perilous ground below. There are three levers to the north wall.
Canuhearmenow:
LEVERS YOU SAY?
Shanto:
Pull all the levers
Canuhearmenow:
WHY, I CAN USE A SPELL FOR THIS!
Lampshade:
I say we throw the halfling to the other side
Nirrti:
jump across
Lampshade:
Do you HAVE a spell for this?
GRiM:
if they are flimsy i could activate it by shooting it
* Elias Guillermo inspects the levers, before pulling the one on the right
DM:
Make spot checks
* GRiM rolls: d20-1 => 11 - 1 = 10
* Shanto rolls: d20+3 => 9 + 3 = 12
* Lampshade rolls: d20+3 => 15 + 3 = 18
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 1 => 18 + 1 = 19
* Nirrti rolls: d20+3 => 6 + 3 = 9
* Jekko rolls: d20 +6 => 17 + 6 = 23
Nirrti:
KHORNE
Nirrti:
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME
Shanto:
Orc has shittest eyes
Shanto:
ever
Canuhearmenow:
Corn has not forsaken you Nirrti
Lampshade:
you got a pretty good attack roll earlier
Shanto:
corn
Nirrti:
one good roll in
Nirrti:
a sea of shitty rolls
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20-1 => 9 - 1 = 8
Darth GW7:
>.>
DM:
Okay. There appear to be mechanisms in the walls for shooting out darts or something similar. There is also what appears to be a twisted kite made of flesh floating near the ceiling of the room.
Canuhearmenow:
Khorne Flakes
Lampshade:
What was that?
DM:
The... rightmost lever, Canu?
Canuhearmenow:
yes
* DM rolls: d3 => 1
DM:
Okay.
Shanto:
Is there cereal in D&D
DM:
The dart traps begin to shoot arrows across the length of the hall
GRiM:
i say we all back into the previous room while elias actiavte the switches
Darth GW7:
I agree
Darth GW7:
Actually
Darth GW7:
Everyone else back away
Darth GW7:
uh
Darth GW7:
test?
You have disconnected.
Nirrti has connected.
Shanto has connected.
Canuhearmenow has connected.
Jekko has connected.
GRiM has connected.
Lampshade has connected.
DM has connected.
DM:
no, lamp
Darth GW7:
What did I miss
DM:
the kite is slowly moving towards you
Canuhearmenow:
I pull the rest of the levers
Lampshade:
So it's just there
Shanto:
Elias died
Lampshade:
oh

Xannan Hawkflight:
*to ahwassa* this is a smart place to wait
Lampshade:
Shoot the kite!

Ahwassa:
Yes
Lampshade:
Can I do a knowledge check on the kite?
Shanto:
Xannan stop hitting on ahwassa
DM:
Canu, do you pull another lever

Elias Guillermo:
Wait why the hell am I pulling the levers, you, Or

Elias Guillermo:
c
DM:
sure lamp
Canuhearmenow:
I pull middle lever
Lampshade:
which?
Lampshade:
Planar?
Canuhearmenow:
Also
DM:
religion
Canuhearmenow:
I fire magic missile at the kite

OMG'ahr:
Fuck no, you pull them, you pulled the first one
* Lampshade rolls: d20+5 => 20 + 5 = 25
Lampshade:
Oooh

OMG'ahr:
I already opened the door
Canuhearmenow:
Jesus christ Lamp
Lampshade:
I totally know what that thing is
Shanto:
It's a fleshy kite
Lampshade:
Gee, thanks
Canuhearmenow:
giggidy
Shanto:
Show me your fleshy kite Ahwassa!
Darth GW7:
here we go
Shanto:
Vulgur
Lampshade:
I'll show you my sword
Shanto:
so vulgur
Lampshade:
Up close
Lampshade:
And that came out wrong
Canuhearmenow:
You could say Ahwassa takes her fleshy kite out to fly often
Shanto:
Are you calling her
Shanto:
a whore
Canuhearmenow:
I thought we were being vulgur here
Shanto:
No what you said is over the line man....
DM:
Skin kites are semi-intelligent undead. They grow by feeding off of and absorbing the skins of victims. This feeding is used to replenish their own perpetually rotting flesh. A skin kite that gorges on multiple victims can in fact spawn more skin kites.
Shanto:
ew
Darth GW7:
nasty
Shanto:
wtf

Ahwassa:
Guys

Ahwassa:
That thing is dangerous

Ahwassa:
Shoot ti

Ahwassa:
it*
Lampshade:
Anyone?
Lampshade:
Shoot it?

Xannan Hawkflight:
i will
Shanto:
I'll throw a torch at it!
Canuhearmenow:
I continue pulling levers
DM:
Roll for initiative
* Lampshade rolls: d20-2 => 19 - 2 = 17
* GRiM rolls: d20 +4 => 15 + 4 = 19
DM:
only those with ranged attacks
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20+1 => 12 + 1 = 13
Lampshade:
oh
Darth GW7:
ah
* Nirrti rolls: d20+2 => 3 + 2 = 5
* Jekko rolls: d20 +5 => 20 + 5 = 25
Lampshade:
I have turn undead...
Nirrti:
RIGHT
Nirrti:
fuck you khorne
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 2 => 15 + 2 = 17
* DM rolls: d20 + 8 => 18 + 8 = 26
Nirrti:
you ain't getting no blood today
GRiM:
me then
Darth GW7:
I can get it if it comes within 10ft :v
Lampshade:
Wait, is heal lesser wounds ranged spell?
Canuhearmenow:
Jekko goes
Canuhearmenow:
You're going to waste... A healing spell
Canuhearmenow:
On a monster
Lampshade:
It's undead
Lampshade:
So it's damage
Canuhearmenow:
So? We could still use it
Lampshade:
Just saying
Lampshade:
shiit
Darth GW7:
just leave it to the ranged peeps
Canuhearmenow:
BOCCOB IN HEAVEN GET IT OFF ME
Lampshade:
But it's melee now!
* DM rolls: d20 + 8 => 18 + 8 = 26
Canuhearmenow:
WHAT
DM:
what's your AC Canu?
Canuhearmenow:
GET IT OFF ME
Canuhearmenow:
16
Lampshade:
Lower than that I believe
Shanto:
Cool
Lampshade:
So what did you say about that healing spell?
Shanto:
Elias is now
Shanto:
a kite
* DM rolls: d4 => 1
* DM rolls: d4 => 2
DM:
1 point of health damage
Lampshade:
gasp
DM:
2 points of temp. Charisma damage

Elias Guillermo:
BOCCOB PRESERVE ME
Lampshade:
Now you're ugly
Lampshade:
This thing isn't incorporeal right?
DM:
nope
Canuhearmenow:
I now am only 14 hetlththashathr
Lampshade:
And what is that white tile?
GRiM:
skin kitew
* Elias Guillermo squeals
DM:
Grim then Canu, now?
Canuhearmenow:
jk
GRiM:
ok
Canuhearmenow:
Jekko as well
Canuhearmenow:
He rolled a crit
Lampshade:
Jekko had 20 I think
Lampshade:
yeah
GRiM:
oh
Darth GW7:
Wait
Canuhearmenow:
So he should've gone first
Darth GW7:
Hjort
Lampshade:
Yeah
Darth GW7:
Shall I roll?
Darth GW7:
I have ranged breath attack
GRiM:
no, DM had 26
Darth GW7:
Roll initiative that is
DM:
sure darth
GRiM:
jekko had 25
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20+1 => 8 + 1 = 9
Darth GW7:
ah
Canuhearmenow:
If Jekko hits him, and
DM:
oh
Canuhearmenow:
GRiM
DM:
jekko
Canuhearmenow:
It was a natural 20
Lampshade:
It's Jekko's turn
Canuhearmenow:
Natural 20 beats high non natural rolls
GRiM:
ok
DM:
ture
DM:
true
DM:
jekko, attack
Jekko:
shooting with crossbow
Canuhearmenow:
If Jekko hits and kills this thing
Shanto:
I wish I had arm like dhalsim
Canuhearmenow:
I never got hit, right
DM:
yes
Lampshade:
Shoot
Lampshade:
Jekko
DM:
keep it here for convenience
Canuhearmenow:
SHOOT IT
DM:
wait
Canuhearmenow:
Kill the beastttt
DM:
Jekko, step back first?
DM:
no
DM:
nm
GRiM:
we cant see it
DM:
my bad
* Jekko rolls: d20 +5 => 8 + 5 = 13
GRiM:
ok
DM:
It was flat footed
Lampshade:
Is that a hit?
DM:
roll for damage
* Jekko rolls: 1d6 => 3
Lampshade:
I don't it's dead
Lampshade:
don't think*
DM:
I don't it's dead either, Lamo
DM:
Lamp
Darth GW7:
it's don't I dead
Canuhearmenow:

DM:
the retroactive bolt tears through one of the clumps of hair matting the fleshy wings of the creature, but not killing it.
DM:
Grim
Lampshade:
Chronobolt
GRiM:
ok
Canuhearmenow:
You know if we paralyzed it
Canuhearmenow:
It'd fall several hundred feet to it's death
DM:
it would fall
Nirrti:
bolts with flux capacitors on it
GRiM:
i move here
DM:
its light enough
Lampshade:
But it's a kite
Nirrti:
*them
GRiM:
near elias
DM:
to fall slowly
Lampshade:
It doesn't take fall damage...
DM:
okay grim
GRiM:
gonna do just one shot again
* GRiM rolls: d20 +7 => 14 + 7 = 21
GRiM:
booya
DM:
it's a hit
Lampshade:
Why?
DM:
higher attack bonus
GRiM:
higher to-hit
Lampshade:
Aah
GRiM:
rapid is minus 2
GRiM:
damage roll
DM:
mhm
Darth GW7:
go on then
* GRiM rolls: d8 => 4
Darth GW7:
+3
Darth GW7:
=7
Darth GW7:
wait
Darth GW7:
sorry
Darth GW7:
wrong one
GRiM:
why +3?
Darth GW7:
Was reading longsword
GRiM:
*facepalm
Darth GW7:
Don't you get a damage bonus with your longbow?
GRiM:
no
Lampshade:
No
DM:
Alright. The arrow strikes the skin kite attached to Elias
Lampshade:
Balance of melee and ranged and blah blah blah
DM:
Canu?
GRiM:
uhoh

Elias Guillermo:
It... HURTS
GRiM:
attached?

Elias Guillermo:
IT HURTS SO BAD

Elias Guillermo:
MAGIC MISSILE THIS FUCKER
DM:
Its in melee, btw, the others can make init rolls
Canuhearmenow:
Wait
Nirrti:
i think i did already
Canuhearmenow:
Did you say Undead?
DM:
mhm
Canuhearmenow:
I use Disrupt Undead
Canuhearmenow:
I have that
DM:
okay
Lampshade:
What does it do?
Nirrti:
yeah, i rolled 5 on init
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 3 => 16 + 3 = 19
Canuhearmenow:
It's 1d6 damage to undead
Canuhearmenow:
Ranged touch
Lampshade:
Cool
DM:
okay
DM:
roll damage
Darth GW7:
Don't take the space at the white square pls
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d6 => 6
Darth GW7:
So I can breath wepon
Darth GW7:
nice
Canuhearmenow:
Elias is pissed off
Lampshade:
Is it ded?
DM:
yes lamp
DM:
it always was
Lampshade:
Is it reded?
DM:
no lamp
Canuhearmenow:
Is it deader?
Lampshade:
Right
DM:
Darth?
Lampshade:
What did darth get for init roll?
Darth GW7:
Sup
DM:
9
DM:
I think
Lampshade:
I got 19-2..
Lampshade:
so 17
DM:
ok
DM:
Lamp
Darth GW7:
actually I don't need to breath wepon now do I?

Elias Guillermo:
I feel woozy guys! Get this thing off mehhhh
Lampshade:
I cast lesser healing on it
Darth GW7:
LAMP
Darth GW7:
NOP
Darth GW7:
NO
Lampshade:
It's ranged right?
DM:
okay
Darth GW7:
jgkasgjsad
DM:
um
Lampshade:
Wha?
DM:
where is this, btw?
GRiM:
FYI at 7:50 GMT i will be AFK for a few minds
Darth GW7:
Don't waste a healing spell on it
GRiM:
*mins
Darth GW7:
Just
Darth GW7:
go into melee range
Darth GW7:
.
DM:
okay Grim
Darth GW7:
.
Darth GW7:
.
Lampshade:
fine
Darth GW7:
good
Lampshade:
I go into melee
DM:
brb a sec
DM:
continue
* Lampshade rolls: d20+2 => 15 + 2 = 17
Lampshade:
DM there?
Nirrti:
i'm pretty sure that's a hit
Lampshade:
right
* Lampshade rolls: 2d6+1 => 10 + 1 = 11
Lampshade:
I'd say that's pretty good
Nirrti:
not like you couldn't roll for damage anyways, we could just not take it into play if it doesn't happen
DM:
its a hit
Lampshade:
11 dmg
DM:
still alive
DM:
sort of
Canuhearmenow:
What
Lampshade:
What?
Lampshade:
How much hp does this thing have?
GRiM:
meta
GRiM:
gaming
Canuhearmenow:
No really
Canuhearmenow:
We did...
Lampshade:
Just idle wondering....
Canuhearmenow:
Let's see here
Canuhearmenow:
3+11+6
Darth GW7:
to be fair it's just a flat plane of flesh
DM:
3 + 4 + 6 + 11
Lampshade:
24 hp
Lampshade:
and still going
DM:
more than that
Darth GW7:
It's got no vitals to destroy
Darth GW7:
So you basically have to completely destroy it
Lampshade:
True
Canuhearmenow:
It's like a blob monster from DF
GRiM:
yay
DM:
whose next?
GRiM:
find out will it blend
Lampshade:
At least it's not a bronze coossus
Lampshade:
colossus
GRiM:
someone should make it fall into the spikey rocks
DM:
Darth is next, yes?
Darth GW7:
Question
Darth GW7:
Can I use my breath weapon behind people
Canuhearmenow:
It's attached to me GRiM
Lampshade:
Does it have a weakness?
DM:
yes Darth
GRiM:
question
Darth GW7:
Question
* Shanto rolls: d20+4 => 9 + 4 = 13
Darth GW7:
Will I kill them?
DM:
but it will damage them too
Shanto:
Plannar
Darth GW7:
mann
GRiM:
if the lever is pulled that fires trap bolts
DM:
Religion, Shanto
GRiM:
will it hit it?
Lampshade:
I got 20 earlier
Shanto:
Okay
* Shanto rolls: d20+3 => 6 + 3 = 9
DM:
not at this range
Shanto:
Shit
Shanto:
anyway
Shanto:
brb
GRiM:
shit
DM:
heh, ok
Darth GW7:
If I use breath weapon at this range who will i hit
Darth GW7:
Elias?
DM:
um
Lampshade:
Imagine now that a bulldozer appears behind us...
Canuhearmenow:
Shanto only surviver
Canuhearmenow:
survivor*
GRiM:
i would dodge
GRiM:
and live
GRiM:

Canuhearmenow:
Guys I can't use a staff properly with one arm
Canuhearmenow:

GRiM:
you only have one arm now?
Canuhearmenow:
No but it's tearing the shit out of me
GRiM:
shit i missed a lot
Lampshade:
Didn't you get hit for like one?
Nirrti:
grim
Nirrti:
you're behind me
Lampshade:
And it's not like you need charisma here...
Nirrti:
so you would need to dodge both me moving and the dozer
DM:
Darth, it would hit Elias and Ahwassa
Canuhearmenow:
I need Charisma dude
Canuhearmenow:
I'm a Sorcerer
Darth GW7:
hmm
Darth GW7:
They roll a will check, right?
DM:
I think
Canuhearmenow:
It's temp damage anyway
Lampshade:
Reflex I think
Canuhearmenow:
I'll regain it once we return to civilization
Lampshade:
If we ever will...
Lampshade:
*ominous music*
Canuhearmenow:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBM4fTmISW0
Canuhearmenow:
Insert music here
DM:
So, darth. Decisions?
Lampshade:
Throw it with a hammer
DM:
Reflex saving throw
Lampshade:
Darth?
Darth GW7:
mmmm
DM:
vs 15
Darth GW7:
I could move here
Lampshade:
Yeah...
Lampshade:
I got -2
Canuhearmenow:
Hjort shouldn't the fleshy kite be on me?
Canuhearmenow:
Instead of next to me?
DM:
meh
Darth GW7:
Halfred has +7 to reflex
Darth GW7:
Elias +2
Lampshade:
Do it
GRiM:
IMAGINATION
DM:
just wanna test something
* DM rolls: d4 => 2
* DM rolls: d4 => 3
DM:
continue
Darth GW7:
So
Canuhearmenow:
What
Lampshade:
Ominous
Darth GW7:
Jekko, Canu
Canuhearmenow:
It's STILL EATING ME
Darth GW7:
You k with me trying to breath weapon?
Lampshade:
They're ok
Canuhearmenow:
Just get it off me
Canuhearmenow:
Ahwassa will heal me
Lampshade:
Sure I will

Xannan Hawkflight:
Hold on Elias!

Xannan Hawkflight:
We'll get it off you!

Restrained:
mhmhmhmhmmhmadkanka
DM whispers: if it helps the decision any, next turn it can spawn a new kite.
GRiM:
haha
Darth GW7:
okay
Lampshade:
Do it
Darth GW7:
well
Darth GW7:
I'm doing it
Canuhearmenow:
DO IT
Darth GW7:
rawrarearearearear
Darth GW7:
foosh
Lampshade:
rrerr
Canuhearmenow:
rrerr time
DM:
what element?
Lampshade:
does it have a weakness?
Darth GW7:
Fire I guess
Lampshade:
I got 20 earlier on knowledge
Darth GW7:
Or
Darth GW7:
yeah
Lampshade:
So I would know
Darth GW7:
Does it have any resistances
Darth GW7:
or weaknesses
DM:
no none
Canuhearmenow:
It hates dying
Lampshade:
ok
Lampshade:
Of course, it tried it once, wasn't much fun
Lampshade:
Fire!
DM:
Canu, Jekko, roll reflex I guess
* Jekko rolls: d20 +7 => 19 + 7 = 26
Canuhearmenow:
Wait
Darth GW7:
nice
Canuhearmenow:
But since it's enveloped me
Lampshade:
heh
Lampshade:
Epic backflip dodge
Canuhearmenow:
I don't need to worry about being hit
Canuhearmenow:
?
Canuhearmenow:
The fire hits the kite
Canuhearmenow:
Not me
Lampshade:
Use it as a shield
DM:
...canu
Canuhearmenow:
fine
DM:
its like 3 feet wide
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 2 => 8 + 2 = 10
Canuhearmenow:
...
DM:
oh hey
Darth GW7:

* Darth GW7 rolls: d8 => 4
* DM rolls: d20 + 5 => 15 + 5 = 20
Lampshade:
oh god
Canuhearmenow:
DAMMIT
Lampshade:
It ONLY hit canu?
Canuhearmenow:
...
Nirrti:
rofl
DM:
2 damage to the kite and Jekko, 4 damage to canu
Lampshade:
oh right
* Elias Guillermo screams
Lampshade:
And jekko is rogue lvl 2
Lampshade:
so he gets none
DM:
mhm
Lampshade:
because I believe he has a special ability
Canuhearmenow:
Only 3 HP left guys
Darth GW7:
wow
Jekko:
yep
Darth GW7:
that 2 damage did it
DM:
It dies.
* Elias Guillermo slumps over, a large chunk of flesh missing from his shoulder

Xannan Hawkflight:
OH shit!
Lampshade:
I cast cure light wounds on canu
Nirrti:
light wounds
Lampshade:
I mean Elias

Elias Guillermo:
I'll just lay here for a bit guys...
* Xannan Hawkflight holds elias steady to stop him falling
* Lampshade rolls: d8+2 => 8 + 2 = 10
Shanto:
I say
Shanto:
We loot him
Lampshade:
I say not
Shanto:
And continue onward

Xannan Hawkflight:
Easy there, this is not the place to writhe around the place

Z'ar Kor:
Sorry, Elias.
DM:
heal 10 canu

Elias Guillermo:
Temp damage?
Lampshade:
He got overheal

Z'ar Kor:
I forget how wide a cone that it can have.
Canuhearmenow:
Temp damage?
DM:
what?
Lampshade:
Not that tho
Lampshade:
The charisma damage
Canuhearmenow:
Hjort I mean the Charisma
Lampshade:
But hp yes
DM:
100 xp for everyone
DM:
oh

Xannan Hawkflight:
there we go,
DM:
no, it stays
Canuhearmenow:
What about chunk of missing flesh
Lampshade:
It grows back I guess
DM:
it heals, but itlls scar, probably
DM:
it'll
DM:
um
DM:
yeah, the ability damage stays for now
Canuhearmenow:
Ok
GRiM:
damn, missing your shoulder is light wounds?
GRiM:
XD
Lampshade:
That's because Elias is so weak and puny

Z'ar Kor:
You going to be okay?
Shanto:
So elias can never do jumping jacks again?
* Elias Guillermo traces a gfinger along a jagged scar that forms a rough oval on his shoulder
Nirrti:
he can

Elias Guillermo:
I'll be fine
Nirrti:
but the roll gets -2

Xannan Hawkflight:
can you raise your arm?
DM:
It returns at 1 point a day

Halfred:
im going to pull the lever
DM:
or 2 if you get a complete rest

Elias Guillermo:
I could show you by casting a missile on Z'ar
DM:
which lever, Jekko?

Z'ar Kor:
Feel free.

Xannan Hawkflight:
that would be nice
DM:
The rightmost one activates darts.

Z'ar Kor:
Guess I deserve that.

Halfred:
middle
DM:
Okay

Xannan Hawkflight:
go for it!

Ahwassa:
We'll wait behind this corner here

Xannan Hawkflight:
trick shot!

Xannan Hawkflight:
through me
DM:
There is a soft clicking noise, and a large beam begins to extend from both sides of the hallway, in the centre, before creating a walkway in the middle
Canuhearmenow:
How does one get a complete rest?
Darth GW7:
Are the darts still firing?
Shanto:
What kind of beam
DM:
8 hours sleep

Ahwassa:
Convenient
Shanto:
a lazor or a wooden
Canuhearmenow:
Hard light beam

Halfred:
see nothing to be woried
DM:
made of metal

Xannan Hawkflight:
looks sturdy

Ahwassa:
Except our mage getting torn to shreds by a flying piece of skin
Nirrti:
HEAVY METAL
* Elias Guillermo breaths in deeply before darting across the length of the bridge
* Halfred steps on the bridge
DM:
no, its quite lightweight
Darth GW7:
Are the darts still firing?
Nirrti:
damn
DM:
no
Darth GW7:
good to know
Nirrti:
i pull the rightmost lever

Ehthos:
Maybe I should get some sort of ranged weapon for times like that?
DM:
:D
Lampshade:
don't!
DM:
Shanto, you have your torches
Nirrti:
WHAT DID THIS DO AGAIN
Lampshade:
Hehe

Xannan Hawkflight:
No, it's nice to let you rest while we do all the work
Canuhearmenow:
Can I use Open/Close to activate the lever?
Jekko:
any door other side
Nirrti:
and now the bridge retracts
Nirrti:
and shanto falls
Lampshade:
Can we see anything from here?
GRiM:
hehe
Shanto:
damn
DM:
hang on
Lampshade:
I mean, it's pretty crowded here
Shanto:
I would grab
Shanto:
Nitti
Nirrti:
i would accidentally doge
Nirrti:
*dodge
DM:
Question
Shanto:
I'd level up on the way down and learn slow fall
Canuhearmenow:
Yes
Jekko:
yea
Lampshade:
Shoot
DM:
Can you see the bear?
Canuhearmenow:
Yes
Nirrti:
nope
DM:
So it isn't an X?
Nirrti:
oh
Jekko:
?
Lampshade:
Yes
Nirrti:
now
Shanto:
If I get
Nirrti:
yeah
Canuhearmenow:
BEAR
Shanto:
raped
Shanto:
by a bear
DM:
Good
Shanto:
On a metal beam
Jekko:
i see
Canuhearmenow:
Shanto grapple it down to the bottom
Lampshade:
That guy's not a guy, that's just a bear....
Canuhearmenow:
Gandalf style
Shanto:
YOU SHALL NOW PASS
Shanto:
Then I step aside
Canuhearmenow:
I am the wielder of the sacred fire
Shanto:
and let it pass
Lampshade:
Imagine if elevators said that
Canuhearmenow:
Something about the flame of arnor
Lampshade:
Every time they opened
Canuhearmenow:
The dark fire will not prevail you
Nirrti:
and fall down as you step off the beam
Canuhearmenow:
Flame of Udun!
DM:
Doors again
DM:
Do you open them?
Nirrti:
i kick the door
Lampshade:
Kick them open!
Nirrti:
through halfred
Shanto:
Well no you can't
Nirrti:
I KICK HALFRED THROUGH THE DOOR
Canuhearmenow:
Nirrti
Canuhearmenow:
Flying kick
Shanto:
Halfred has to open it
Lampshade:
Check it for traps
Lampshade:
Is that a search?
* Halfred opens door
DM:
okay
Lampshade:
Bulldozer comes through and we all die
Shanto:
Not me
Canuhearmenow:
We are well on our way to getting another level up!
Shanto:
I'd get away
Canuhearmenow:
This is turning out nicely

:
You open the door, and are immediately assailed by a great heat. Two huge creatures - the skeletons of bears, it appears - stand here. Interestingly, they appear to be caught up in an inferno, despite there being nothing left on their corpses to burn.
Canuhearmenow:
Bears
Lampshade:
Burning skeleton bears?
Canuhearmenow:
On fire
Lampshade:
yeah
Canuhearmenow:
I GOT AN IDEA
Canuhearmenow:
IDEA
Shanto:
hahahaha fuck that

Elias Guillermo:
Guys....

Elias Guillermo:
Levers
Darth GW7:
interesting
Nirrti:
can i grab shanto

Elias Guillermo:
Drop bridge
Nirrti:
and throw him at the bears
DM:
Grim, these count as animals, so favoured enemies.

Z'ar Kor:
Back we go

Elias Guillermo:
Bears bears BEARS BEARS
Shanto:
You can't no
Lampshade:
Do they also cunt as undead?
* Elias Guillermo shudders
Shanto:
Cause I'll crit roll and turn it around
GRiM:
so +1?
DM:
Yes
GRiM:
to attack?
GRiM:
or hit?
GRiM:
or more?
Canuhearmenow:
Is this a good time to explain how Elias is utterly terrified of Bears
Lampshade:
+2 to damage I think
Lampshade:
oh
Lampshade:
Sure
DM:
mhm
Nirrti:
what isn't he utterly terrified off
Nirrti:
pansy
Canuhearmenow:
Hey, he wasn't terrified of the thing literally eating him alive
Lampshade:
Yes he was
Nirrti:
that's because he was too busy whining about it hurting
GRiM:
so thats +2?

Z'ar Kor:
Fall back, we can use the bridge.
Lampshade:
We could hear him whining bout it
GRiM:
i asked several questions
GRiM:
not a yes or no

Ahwassa:
I agree with Zar
Canuhearmenow:
Zar
Canuhearmenow:
You have wings... Right
Canuhearmenow:
You can hold them at the bridge

Halfred:
back guys
Shanto:
It's like that battle of stirling bridge!
Shanto:
I like how
Shanto:
You guys somehow
Shanto:
got passed me
Lampshade:
It's allowed!

Elias Guillermo:
Z'Ar will cover the rear
GRiM:
ok
Lampshade:
The rules say we can
Shanto:
dat fear of bears makes you able

Z'ar Kor:
Go, then.
Shanto:
Alwassa is now
Shanto:
Usain bolt
Lampshade:
Now that I think of it
Lampshade:
Did they notice us?
DM:
yes
Shanto:
Xan
DM:
what's going on
Shanto:
Shoot them
Shanto:
And then
Shanto:
run back
Canuhearmenow:
Are they very unpleasant bears?
Lampshade:
We're running away
Lampshade:
Dude, they're ON FIRE
DM:
They are undead and burning. So, yes.

Xannan Hawkflight:
Guys, I'll handle the bears
Canuhearmenow:
Zar is immune to fire

Xannan Hawkflight:
I know their ways
Canuhearmenow:
Dragonborn thing
Canuhearmenow:
He'll stand a chance

Xannan Hawkflight:
as a hunter i learn about bears
DM:
Is Zar immune to being mauled to death by bears?
Canuhearmenow:
Haha
Canuhearmenow:
What are you doing

OMG'ahr:
About burning, skeleton bears?
Canuhearmenow:
Xannan you silly

Z'ar Kor:
Xan, get back.

Ahwassa:
Come back here you idiot!

Z'ar Kor:
GET BACK!
Shanto:
MAUL HIM
* Bear Skeleton 1 roars

Elias Guillermo:
Now is NOT the time for heroics, Xannan
Nirrti:
and so ended the tale of Xannan the stupid hunter
DM:
RIP
Nirrti:
yeah rip
* Xannan Hawkflight uses his empathy to commune with the bears and present himself not as a threat
Canuhearmenow:
We discover his brother
Canuhearmenow:
In the next room
Canuhearmenow:
GRiM
Canuhearmenow:
They're... Skeletal
GRiM:
roll?
Canuhearmenow:
Skeletons are immune to Handle Animal checks
DM:
roll
Lampshade:
Xannan's last word will be "Give my stuff to that complete stranger in the corner...."
DM:
canu
GRiM:
roll what?
Canuhearmenow:
oops
Canuhearmenow:
Metagaming
Canuhearmenow:

DM:
do you remember how the skeletons were intelligent before?
DM:
yeah.
Shanto:
Hey every skeli we've seen is cool
GRiM:
roll? what?
DM:
1d20 + level + cha mod
Canuhearmenow:
Guys, I got an idea
Lampshade:
Yeah?
Canuhearmenow:
have Z'ar hold the dead flying kite
DM:
1d20 + 4
DM:
the dead kite
Canuhearmenow:
And then use his wings
DM:
that fell
* GRiM rolls: d20 +2 + 2 => 5 + 2 + 2 = 9
Canuhearmenow:
The dead kite is light
Canuhearmenow:
And bouyant thingy
GRiM:
sheeet
Lampshade:
Yeah, that one
Canuhearmenow:
It'll help
DM:
Grim
DM:
Roll initiative
Canuhearmenow:
With flying
Canuhearmenow:
Aww
Lampshade:
Oh
Lampshade:
shit
DM:
Darth, you're close enough too
Lampshade:
Nice knowing you pal
Darth GW7:
one sec guys
Shanto:
Why not have the bears go on the platform
* GRiM rolls: d20 +4 => 12 + 4 = 16
Shanto:
and then pull the leaver?
Canuhearmenow:
This is the part where GRiM becomes an insane badass isn't it
GRiM:
thats a good plan
Nirrti:
Shanto, because grim is an idiot
Canuhearmenow:
I have a feeling GRiM will do this
GRiM:
hell yeah canu
GRiM:

Lampshade:
I have a feeling he will feel a lot less alive after this
Nirrti:
if by insane badass you mean getting mauled to death by skeleton bears
GRiM:
DM I rolled
Canuhearmenow:
And by do this I mean die crying as his organs are consumed by flaming bears
* DM rolls: d20 + 6 => 5 + 6 = 11
* DM rolls: d20 + 6 => 15 + 6 = 21
Lampshade:
Note from the tokens that these are not just any skeleton bears on fire
Darth GW7:
Right
Shanto:
ouch
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20+1 => 8 + 1 = 9
Lampshade:
They're skeleton bears on fire with huge fangs
Darth GW7:
god damn

Halfred:
run you fool
Darth GW7:
is xan actually attacking them
GRiM:
me first i suppose?
* Bear Skeleton 2 attacks Grim
Canuhearmenow:
Yes
GRiM:
oh
Canuhearmenow:
Ha
DM:
got a 21 Grim
Shanto:
Darth
Canuhearmenow:
They're blazed
GRiM:
ok
Shanto:
Drop some shit
Shanto:
And fly to him
Shanto:
And bring him back
* DM rolls: d20 + 10 => 10 + 10 = 20
* DM rolls: d20 + 10 => 4 + 10 = 14
Shanto:
QUICKLY LIKE THE WIND
GRiM:


Elias Guillermo:
HEY XANNAN!

Elias Guillermo:
YoU HAVE THAT ONYX, RIGHT?
Nirrti:
gj grim
* DM rolls: d20 + 5 => 5 + 5 = 10

Elias Guillermo:
CAN I HAVE IT IF YOU DIE?

Xannan Hawkflight:
YEAH

Xannan Hawkflight:
I GOT AN IDEA

Xannan Hawkflight:
GO WITH IT

Xannan Hawkflight:
EVERYONE OFF THE BRIDGE
Shanto:
Zar
Shanto:
Run
* DM rolls: d8 + 8 => 2 + 8 = 10
* DM rolls: d6 => 6

Xannan Hawkflight:
Z'ar go over there away from me
Darth GW7:
hoo boy
Canuhearmenow:
Wait...
Canuhearmenow:
Xannan actually
Canuhearmenow:
He just
Lampshade:
If those were damage
Lampshade:
Then he has 2 hp left
Canuhearmenow:
They wer
DM:
Xannan takes 13 damage.
Canuhearmenow:
were*
DM:
5 hp left
Lampshade:
oh?
GRiM:
got it
Darth GW7:
um
Darth GW7:
is he
Canuhearmenow:
GRiM gots a plan
GRiM:
any specific limb damage?
Darth GW7:
oh my god
Canuhearmenow:
This'll be brilliant
DM:
yes
Nirrti:
goddamnit grim fix the damage on the token
DM:
all of them
Nirrti:
i thought you had 11hp
DM:
grim
GRiM:
also darth get off the damn bridge
DM:
your turn
Darth GW7:
I can fly brah
GRiM:
to the left
GRiM:
your flying then?
Darth GW7:
Well, glide
Darth GW7:
If it drops I can glide
GRiM:
ok
Shanto:
why
GRiM:
I move first
Shanto:
Why not just come over here
* DM rolls: d20 => 12
DM:
you have 18 AC?
Darth GW7:
Yes
GRiM:
yes
DM:
Continue
Lampshade:
Why don't you just run?
GRiM:
i am
Canuhearmenow:
GRiM you magnificant bastard, if you survive this...
Lampshade:
It quadruples your move I think
DM:
Mhm
GRiM:
so if i dont attack
GRiM:
i can run further?
DM:
And you can sacrifice a standard action as well
GRiM:
i have run 30ft
GRiM:
how much more?
Canuhearmenow:
90 ft
GRiM:
ok
Lampshade:
That's a lot
DM:
hey Darth
DM:
what was your init?
Darth GW7:
low
Lampshade:
Lowest
Canuhearmenow:
Lowerest

Z'ar Kor:
Come at me bear
DM:
Darth's turn
Shanto:
Bear realises what we're doing
Darth GW7:
Or he can't fit onto the bridge
Shanto:
and goes back into the room
DM:
no, it just can't attack
DM:
Darth
Canuhearmenow:
Darth
Canuhearmenow:
Retreat
Canuhearmenow:
Flee!
GRiM:
yes
GRiM:
seriously
Darth GW7:
How much do I get for a standard action?
Lampshade:
You can go further
Canuhearmenow:
No
Canuhearmenow:
Don't go further
DM:
You can run as a full round thing
Canuhearmenow:
Gotta get both on the platform
Darth GW7:
How about here
Canuhearmenow:
Lead em on
Darth GW7:
About halfway
Darth GW7:
hey lamp
Darth GW7:
chuck me a staff
GRiM:
stay outside their range

Z'ar Kor:
YOU

Z'ar Kor:
SHALL NOT

Z'ar Kor:
PASS
DM:
The platform isn't big enough for them.
GRiM:
but on the bridge
GRiM:
for a while
Lampshade:
oh
GRiM:
i have a plan
Canuhearmenow:
What
Canuhearmenow:
We can just fire at them to our heart's content then
Lampshade:
Now we just shoot them?
GRiM:
no
GRiM:
better
GRiM:
you'll see
Darth GW7:
They'll probably run
GRiM:
but feel free to waste ammo and tryt
DM:
Now?
Lampshade:
Please tell the plan
Darth GW7:
What do the bears do, hjort
Canuhearmenow:
I'm dripping with excitement
Shanto:
eat people
Shanto:
and are generally on fire

Ahwassa:
What now?
* Bear Skeleton 2 does fuck all
Darth GW7:
...
Darth GW7:
Okay..
Darth GW7:
what about the first one?
DM:
It's had its turn
Darth GW7:
okay
Darth GW7:
so
Darth GW7:
Do we wait?
GRiM:
why is it fucking about?
DM:
Do whatever you want, guys
Canuhearmenow:
What kinda bears are these
DM:
Burning skeletal ones
* Z'ar Kor does the macarena
Lampshade:
They can't fit the bridge

Elias Guillermo:
Mind telling me WHAT you plan on doing Xanna

Elias Guillermo:
n
* Z'ar Kor continues doing the macarena

Ahwassa:
Nice moves Zar
DM:
ooh.
DM:
I just had an idea
DM:
hm...
DM:
continue
Lampshade:
Oh, and I cast lesser vigor on Xannan

Z'ar Kor:
We appear to be at an impasse
Lampshade:
It's 1 hp per turn heal
Lampshade:
up to 15
Canuhearmenow:
use that on Xannan
Canuhearmenow:
He just got mauled
Lampshade:
I did
Darth GW7:
Oh, and I cast lesser vigor on Xannan
Darth GW7:
you blind?
Darth GW7:
as well as stupid?
Darth GW7:
Can I have my turn again hjort
Lampshade:
Why so mad?
DM:
tbh, I don't think init matters at this point
Darth GW7:
So....

Xannan Hawkflight:
Anyone mind helping me with the big gashing wounds while we wait?
DM:
It does if you're attacking

Ahwassa:
Here, this should help
Darth GW7:
Does the bear react to me moving here?

Elias Guillermo:
Exactly what are we waiting for, Xannan?
* Ahwassa casts lesser vigor on Xannan

Bear Skeleton 1:
Rawr

Xannan Hawkflight:
you'll see
DM:
Hey darth

Ahwassa:
You were hoping the bears would cross the bridge, right?

Bear Skeleton 2:
I do so miss Tigger... And the hundred acre wood
DM:
do the words "10 foot reach" mean anything to you?

Bear Skeleton 1:
Oh would you shut up with the reminiscing already?
Lampshade:
...
Darth GW7:
Yes
Darth GW7:
they mean that

Bear Skeleton 2:
Shut up Mr. Bearington!
GRiM:
hehe
Lampshade:
I say we shoot these things to death

Bear Skeleton 1:
AGH! I TOLD you not to call me that!
Lampshade:
from safety
Lampshade:
I cast magic stone

Halfred:
i wonder what the last lever do
Lampshade:
And throw them at the bears
Darth GW7:
xan leans on the middle lever
Canuhearmenow:
Winnie the Pooh and Bearington Bear?
Darth GW7:
"oops"
GRiM:
i'm nowhere near it

Halfred:
shall i pull it?

Ahwassa:
No!

Elias Guillermo:
If you do I'm tossing you in with Ahwassa and Zar
GRiM:
wait.. the levers are on the left side?
GRiM:
or the right?
DM:
Darth, what the fuck are you doing?
Darth GW7:
oh god
Darth GW7:
the other bear moved
Darth GW7:
it's coming around the back
Lampshade:
It's gonna flank!
Canuhearmenow:
It's
Canuhearmenow:
Oh no
Lampshade:
Anyways
Canuhearmenow:
GUYS
Canuhearmenow:
Form BATTUL FORMATION
DM:
BEAR TACTICS

Z'ar Kor:
Watch out behind you!
Lampshade:
I cast magic stone on some pebbles I found

Z'ar Kor:
They might come around!
Lampshade:
And throw one of them at this bear
Darth GW7:
...
Canuhearmenow:
Say on target...
Darth GW7:
you're... throwing a pebble at it.
Lampshade:
Magic pebble
Darth GW7:
a pebble.
Lampshade:
That does loads of damage against undead
Canuhearmenow:
Magical pebbles
Canuhearmenow:
I got disrupt undead as a 0th level
Canuhearmenow:
And tons of 0th level left
Canuhearmenow:
Lemme at em
Nirrti:
i've got an axe.
Canuhearmenow:
DM
Canuhearmenow:
I cast Disrupt Undead
Canuhearmenow:
Upon Skeleton 1
DM:
can you guys hold on a second?
Darth GW7:
no
Lampshade:
right
Canuhearmenow:
kk
Lampshade:
ok
GRiM:
yeah, secret whisping shiz going on
Darth GW7:
wat
Canuhearmenow:
whisper whisper
Darth GW7:
mumble mumble
* DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 16 + 2 = 18
Canuhearmenow:
WHAT
Lampshade:
What?
DM:
It balanced
Lampshade:
Who moved that?
Canuhearmenow:
Oh
Canuhearmenow:
GREAT!
Darth GW7:
OH WOW
Darth GW7:
AHAHAHHAHA
Lampshade:
SHIT
Canuhearmenow:
NOW WE RUN
Canuhearmenow:
Balancing Bear
Canuhearmenow:
Which one is this...
DM:
Do you want to rethink this?
Canuhearmenow:
It's Bearington
Darth GW7:
I'M PICTURING A BEAR JUST TIGHT ROPING ON THE BRIDGE
Shanto:
I PULL THE LEVER
Lampshade:
Can I take magic stones back?
Canuhearmenow:
Bearington is attacking us as Winnie comes round back?
Lampshade:
FUCK YOU!

Xannan Hawkflight:
GUYS MY PLAN INVOLVED ONLY BEARS BEING ON THE BRIDGE

Xannan Hawkflight:
YOU MIGHT WANNA RUN
Canuhearmenow:
I ran
DM:
What's going on?
Canuhearmenow:
I used mah run
Lampshade:
Canu ran
DM:
If we're fighting, roll init
Lampshade:
Yeah
* Lampshade rolls: d20-2 => 17 - 2 = 15
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 2 => 18 + 2 = 20
Shanto:
Lamp it was a pleasure rping with you
DM:
Canu then Lamp then the Bear
Lampshade:
I ain't going anywhere, bitch
Lampshade:
Canu, run!
Nirrti:
AREN'T YOU
Nirrti:
PULL ZE LEVER
Shanto:
Yeah, I'm pulling the lever!

Halfred:
run guys
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20+1 => 7 + 1 = 8
Darth GW7:
sigh
* Elias Guillermo stops for a second
* Elias Guillermo then turns around
GRiM:
Lamp, what did you cast on me during the last turn?
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 3 => 20 + 3 = 23
Lampshade:
Lesser vigor
DM:
what was that canu
GRiM:
whats that do?
Lampshade:
one hp per turn up to 15 hp
Canuhearmenow:
That was a crossbow
DM:
oh
DM:
okay
Canuhearmenow:
Crit?
DM:
roll for crit
GRiM:
ok
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 3 => 9 + 3 = 12
DM:
It was not a crit
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d8 => 6
DM:
okay
DM:
Lamp?
Lampshade:
Hmm
Lampshade:
Can I do a check if these things are strong?
Canuhearmenow:
...
Lampshade:
Oh nvm
Canuhearmenow:
They're burning bear skeletons
GRiM:
you might want to check if you can run
Lampshade:
I run
Lampshade:
Can I run to the other side?
Canuhearmenow:
Wait...
Canuhearmenow:
Wait a second
DM:
What
Canuhearmenow:
If you run all the way
Canuhearmenow:
The bear will come after ME
Lampshade:
oh right
Lampshade:
Why did you shoot
Canuhearmenow:
PROTECTING Y'ALL
Nirrti:
WELL
Nirrti:
TOUGH LUCK
Darth GW7:
Can I move?
Nirrti:
SHANTO
Shanto:
?
Nirrti:
PULL THE GODDAMN LEVERRRRRR
DM:
Darth, you're last
Darth GW7:
fff
Shanto:
No
Shanto:
I need to wait
Nirrti:
fine, then i'll pull it
Shanto:
Till my love gets off the bridge
Darth GW7:
Xan?
GRiM:
so the lever is on the left?
Lampshade:
If I were to cast summon monster
Darth GW7:
NO
Lampshade:
Where would it spawn?
Darth GW7:
THE MIDDLE LEVER
Darth GW7:
THE MIDDLE LEVER
GRiM:
no i mean
Darth GW7:
WRONG LEVERRRRRR
DM:
Wherever you designate it, I think?
Shanto:
If someone goes to pull that
GRiM:
LEFT OF THE BRIDGE
Shanto:
I'm kicking ass
Shanto:
So
Darth GW7:
why do we even HAVE that lever?
Shanto:
Be warned
Lampshade:
So can I run back and cast it to block? the bear?
GRiM:
the LEVERS. together, are the all located on this side
DM:
In theory
GRiM:
of the bridge?
Lampshade:
I do that
DM:
Yes grim
GRiM:
ok
* DM rolls: d20 => 10
GRiM:
that makes my plan simpler
Lampshade:
Is that aoo against me?
GRiM:
wont even need to retcon XD
DM:
That's a hit
* DM rolls: d8 + 8 => 5 + 8 = 13
* DM rolls: d6 => 2
Canuhearmenow:
Ahwassa has an AC of 13 though
DM:
14 damage
DM:
I know
GRiM:
unfortunatley it makes it less heroic
Nirrti:
grim, you do realize that you're still standing on the bridge
GRiM:
yes
GRiM:
i'll move on my turn
DM:
I factored everything in
DM:
Right, summon?
Lampshade:
Yep
Lampshade:
I want a badger
GRiM:
i'm waiting for the others to get off too
Lampshade:
In front of me
GRiM:
WHICH IS WHY EVERYONE SHOULD RUN OFF THE BRIDGE
Lampshade:
And I believe it's the badger's turn right away
Lampshade:
I'M DOING THAT!
Darth GW7:
run
Canuhearmenow:
Poor badger
Nirrti:
how about you just get off the bridge grim
Nirrti:
and stop trying to make it all dramatic
Nirrti:
or i'll just pull the goddamn lever right now and you all fall to your deaths
GRiM:
i will
Lampshade:
The badger moves here
GRiM:
but i'm worried about elias and ahwassa
Canuhearmenow:
Badger is the true hero in this campaign
DM:
The badger and the bear sit down for a friendly discourse
Lampshade:
The bear can't go over it, right?
GRiM:
they are on the bridge
GRiM:
too
Darth GW7:
brb
Darth GW7:
dinner

Bear Skeleton 1:
Rawr. rawr rawr rawr.
Lampshade:
What

Summon:
Rawr rawr hiss.
GRiM:
what
Canuhearmenow:
Darth god dammit
Lampshade:
What
Nirrti:
being on the bridge doesn't change jack shit except the fact that you need to move to pull the lever
DM:
Continue this madness
GRiM:
it changes me from being a hero to a double murderer
Nirrti:
no
DM:
oh wait
Lampshade:
Triple
DM:
its me
Lampshade:
The badger
Nirrti:
it changes nothing else except you need to move
Canuhearmenow:
Who's turn
Nirrti:
so move next to the lever, grab it, be ready to pull it
DM:
question
GRiM:
I will
DM:
what is a badger's ac?
GRiM:
on my turn
Lampshade:
Yes?
Nirrti:
faster, more efficient
Lampshade:
Low
Canuhearmenow:
23
Lampshade:
Sure
Lampshade:
23
Lampshade:
totally
Lampshade:
It's on the monster manual
DM:
15, apparently
Lampshade:
It has better ac than e
Lampshade:
me
DM:
yeah
* DM rolls: d20 + 10 => 19 + 10 = 29
Lampshade:
Fuck my dex mod
* DM rolls: d20 + 10 => 3 + 10 = 13
* DM rolls: d20 + 5 => 10 + 5 = 15
DM:
Not that that saves it
Lampshade:
I thought they were friends
* DM rolls: d8 + 2 => 4 + 2 = 6
DM:
badger has 6 health
Lampshade:
It did it job tho
Lampshade:
Wasted the bears turn
Lampshade:
Now we all just run
* DM rolls: 1d8 + 2d6 + 12 + 2d6 => 8 + 12 + 12 + 11 = 43
DM:
The bear obliterates the badger
Lampshade:
What
Lampshade:
Holy shit
Lampshade:
43 damage??
DM:
yes
DM:
This is a balanced encounter, btw
GRiM:
lol
Lampshade:
Totally
GRiM:
i was gone for a sec
Lampshade:
I think you got angry that we made the other encounters look so easy
Nirrti:
well
Nirrti:
i can go rage
GRiM:
came back to " the bear obliterates the badger"
Nirrti:
and then my TAB will be 10
DM:
None of this has been added in since I made the map
GRiM:
lol
DM:
:P
Lampshade:
And you thought the FIRST encounter was very hard?
Lampshade:
What the fuck is this??
GRiM:
who's turn??
Lampshade:
Darth
DM:
Everyone but the bear's, effectively.
Lampshade:
We run
Lampshade:
We run like the wind!
Lampshade:
Right?
GRiM:
yes
GRiM:
you should
GRiM:
go left
GRiM:
past the levers
GRiM:
i need to stand near that
Lampshade:
Darth, canu
Lampshade:
Oh right, darth went for dinner
Lampshade:
Shall we assume he runs?
GRiM:
darth can glide
DM:
I think he runs
Nirrti:
we assume he sacrifices himself
GRiM:
he will jump and glide to safety he said
Lampshade:
Right
Lampshade:
Now canu
DM:
same thing
Canuhearmenow:
I run
* Halfred pulls middle lever
Shanto:
bear has wings
Shanto:
ggg
GRiM:
DAMNIT
GRiM:
my heroics

Bear Skeleton 1:
No.... take me with you...!
* Ahwassa mutters a silent prayer for the dead badger.
GRiM:
damnit

Ahwassa:
Fuck you bear!
Shanto:
Bear uses the kite
DM:
200 xp, I guess
Shanto:
To float back up
DM:
For inventiveness
Lampshade:
How were we supposed to kill them then?
Nirrti:
rage
Nirrti:
power attack
GRiM:
do i get extra?
Nirrti:
no
Nirrti:
you get less
Lampshade:
No
GRiM:
but I planned it
GRiM:

Nirrti:
because you tried to be heroic in a situation in which it was fucking useless
Lampshade:
I saved canu
DM:
You were meant to kill them by actually using some of your fucking class features for once
Canuhearmenow:
I was heroics!
Lampshade:
Because he wanted to shoot with his peashooter
GRiM:
I tried that.
Canuhearmenow:
Wait, what class features
Lampshade:
Class features?
GRiM:
but the bears didnt go for it
Lampshade:
Which ones?
Nirrti:
rage
DM:
Turn undead, rage, favoured enemy, breath weapons, etc.
GRiM:
so i fell back on good old ingenuity
DM:
No matter
Lampshade:
Oh
DM:
I like your solution
GRiM:
lol
GRiM:

GRiM:
YATY
GRiM:
YAY
Lampshade:
But I used turn undead earlier to make the encounter piss easy...
DM:
Yeah
DM:
You get it more than 1 time per day
GRiM:
oh i gain 1 HP
GRiM:
from lesser vigour
Lampshade:
5 times I think atm

Halfred:
now im going to see what the left lever dose
DM:
yar
Lampshade:
Let's say you wait until full
Darth GW7:
back now
GRiM:
oh wait
Darth GW7:
What happen
GRiM:
end of encounter
GRiM:
so lots of time
DM whispers: 200xp
GRiM:
so i just do rest of heals
DM whispers: Lamp summoned a badger to escape and the bear fell to its death
Lampshade:
Can we rest?
DM:
I guess so
GRiM:
wwoop woop full health
DM:
nope
Lampshade:
Yay, spells
GRiM:
for me yes
Lampshade:
For him yes
GRiM:
i had lesser vigour
Darth GW7:
The bear... dead?
Lampshade:
Lesser vigor
GRiM:
on me
Darth GW7:

Nirrti:
i haven't even taken any damage
Canuhearmenow:
Yay full charisma

Bear Skeleton 2:
No! My only friend!
GRiM:
oh shit
* Halfred pulls middle lever
GRiM:
other bear
GRiM:
NO!
GRiM:
DONT PULL IT
GRiM:
WAIT
GRiM:
maybe
GRiM:
hmm
DM:
:D
Lampshade:
How much move does it have?
Nirrti:
Bear skeleton 2 now listens to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfVqOZQVcJQ
Canuhearmenow:
Have bear jump off
Darth GW7:
linguo... dead?
Darth GW7:
linguo... is... dead...
GRiM:
bear 2 kills self
GRiM:
suicide from sad
GRiM:
XD

Bear Skeleton 2:
I will avenge you!
GRiM:
bear 2 is an hero
Nirrti:
Bear 2 becomes a super anti-hero
Lampshade:
I guess that means no rest
DM:
Bear 2 is BBEG
Lampshade:
Or that bear 2 becomes a reoccurring villain
Lampshade:
lol
GRiM:
i'm healed enough at least
Shanto:
That would be
Shanto:
the best thing ever
DM:
you can rest
Lampshade:
Yeah

Xannan Hawkflight:
pull the lever

Xannan Hawkflight:
i have a subsequent plan
DM:
The 1st one?

Xannan Hawkflight:
but it will require timing
* Halfred pulls middle lever
DM:
or the middle one
Nirrti:
third one
DM:
ok

Xannan Hawkflight:
HEY BEAR

Xannan Hawkflight:
WE ICED YOUR BUDDY

Bear Skeleton 2:
Rawr
* Xannan Hawkflight calls out over the chasm

Z'ar Kor:
How uncouth.
Canuhearmenow:
What do we do while resting

Ahwassa:
AND THE HALFLING IS RAPING ITS BODY!
Canuhearmenow:
snicker snicker

Xannan Hawkflight:
hhahaha

Halfred:
what!!!???

Elias Guillermo:
Mr. Bear!
DM:
In a moment of sudden clarity, you realize they actually don't understand what you're saying.

Elias Guillermo:
I assume we can come to a peaceful discussion here
Lampshade:
But they were speaking!!
Nirrti:
or were they
Canuhearmenow:
I CAST MAGIC MISSILE
* Bear Skeleton 2 charges
GRiM:
lol

Ahwassa:
Get back here you stupid mage!
Canuhearmenow:
Wait
Canuhearmenow:
What
Darth GW7:
GOD DAMNIT
Lampshade:
Oh
Canuhearmenow:
WHAT
Lampshade:
You're dead
GRiM:
what ahwassa said
Canuhearmenow:
I FORGOT ABOUT CHARGE

Xannan Hawkflight:
DAMNIT ELIAS
DM:
aw
Lampshade:
No charge
Lampshade:
Hah!
Nirrti:
I CHARGE AT THE BEAR
Lampshade:
Do it!
DM:
What is going on?
Canuhearmenow:
TRY AND GET ME HERE, BEAR
Lampshade:
We're counting on you!
Canuhearmenow:
Dm
Canuhearmenow:
I am magic missul
GRiM:
elias is getting himself killed
Canuhearmenow:
On Beer
Darth GW7:
let's just... leave it
DM:
okay Canu
DM:
you are magic missul

Z'ar Kor:
Let's just go the other way.
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d4 + 1 => 2 + 1 = 3

Xannan Hawkflight:
no

Xannan Hawkflight:
wait
DM:
You shatter the mug
DM:
Beer goes everywhere
Canuhearmenow:


Xannan Hawkflight:
let him get the bear
Darth GW7:
ho ho ho
Lampshade:
You can't do that with magic missul

Xannan Hawkflight:
on the bridge
DM:
Yes you can Lamp
Lampshade:
It only hits animate objects
Nirrti:
the beer on the fridge
DM:
The beer was moving
Lampshade:
Oh
Lampshade:
Carry on
Canuhearmenow:
Bear
Canuhearmenow:
The bear

Z'ar Kor:
You think that after seeing its friend fall to its death, it's just going to wander over and follow it?
Canuhearmenow:
I shot bear
Canuhearmenow:
Bear
Canuhearmenow:
Bear
DM:
Okay

Xannan Hawkflight:
It's a bear

Elias Guillermo:
Bears are considerably stupid creatures
DM:
It looks a bit annoyed

Xannan Hawkflight:
bears are stupid

Ahwassa:
It's a skeletal bear

Ahwassa:
They're even stupider

Xannan Hawkflight:
skeleten just means less brain mush

Halfred:
im going to cheack the other door

Xannan Hawkflight:
good

Xannan Hawkflight:
wait there

Z'ar Kor:
I'll go with you.

Xannan Hawkflight:
i'll hold the lever
Canuhearmenow:
Wow
Canuhearmenow:
My guy's life is in your hands
Canuhearmenow:
So hard right now
DM:
A corridor opens up, with 2 more doors

Z'ar Kor:
Let's wait.

Z'ar Kor:
For the others
Lampshade:
Don't split up the party guys
* Bear Skeleton 2 ponders the mysteries of the universe.
Canuhearmenow:
I fire ray
Canuhearmenow:
Of disrupt
Canuhearmenow:
Undeed
Darth GW7:
You disrupt the undeed

Xannan Hawkflight:
HEEERRREEE BEARY BEARY BEARY
Canuhearmenow:
Wait... Nvm
Canuhearmenow:
Not enougn range
GRiM:
master hunting skills
Canuhearmenow:
enough*
* Bear Skeleton 2 is disrupted
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 3 => 13 + 3 = 16
Canuhearmenow:
That was a crossbow
* Halfred hides behind the corner and peeks
Canuhearmenow:
Before it so rudely moved
Lampshade:
Let's just forget the bear
DM:
Jekko, there is a door. Make a listen and spot check
Nirrti:
lets just kiiiiiiillllll iiiiiiiiiiiit
Lampshade:
Canu come back
Canuhearmenow:
Guys
Canuhearmenow:
Guys
Canuhearmenow:
200 more XP from this
Lampshade:
!
Lampshade:
!!
Canuhearmenow:
We could level up this very session
Lampshade:
True
Lampshade:
No

Xannan Hawkflight:
Elias come back over the bridge
Lampshade:
3k exp to lvl
Nirrti:
plus loot

Xannan Hawkflight:
make it chase you
Nirrti:
i want a fucking bear skull
Canuhearmenow:
But I wanna kill it!
Nirrti:
as a helmet
Lampshade:
Okay
* Jekko rolls: d20 +7 => 2 + 7 = 9
Canuhearmenow:
hue
DM:
Who says the other bear didn't have all the loot?
Lampshade:
Let's kill it with a straight rush
Canuhearmenow:
Fine

Halfred:
listen
GRiM:
it's a skeleton
GRiM:
if it had loot
Canuhearmenow:
Did I hit it
GRiM:
we would see it
Nirrti:
SKULLL
Canuhearmenow:
With a roll of 16
Nirrti:
HELMET
DM:
There is whispering coming from the door to the north, but you can't make out anything about it.
GRiM:
Dont split the party
* Jekko rolls: d20 +5 => 19 + 5 = 24
Jekko:
spot
Canuhearmenow:
FINE, I LEAVE
Lampshade:
It seems we aren't resting
Darth GW7:
no rest for the wicker
Canuhearmenow:
Now Bearington is forever alone
Darth GW7:
uh
Darth GW7:
...
Lampshade:
So I cast light heal on myself
Darth GW7:
you know what
Darth GW7:
fuck it
Darth GW7:
no rest for the wicker it is
GRiM:
now we wait
Nirrti:
darth
GRiM:
for the bear
GRiM:
to chase
Nirrti:
lets go kill the skeleton bear
Darth GW7:
let's not
DM:
There is a crack in the door. Peeking through it, you see two ghouls and a similar looking creature sitting on chairs, talking, and eating what appears to be an arm.
GRiM:
and i'll switch the lever
* Lampshade rolls: d8+2 => 4 + 2 = 6
Nirrti:
GODDAMN WHOLE PARTY IS FULL OF PANSIES
Lampshade:
I want to kill the bear
Canuhearmenow:
Nirrti be my guest and take point then
Lampshade:
But those guys don't
DM:
You can always kill the bear later
Lampshade:
Yeah

Halfred:
(whispers) ghouls
Nirrti:
why leave it later
Nirrti:
when you can do it now
Darth GW7:
Killing the bear is a pointless waste of life
Darth GW7:
uh
Darth GW7:
death
Nirrti:
no
Darth GW7:
uh

Halfred:
two of them
Nirrti:
it's not
Darth GW7:
undeath
Nirrti:
it's XP
* Elias Guillermo flips switch to deactivate bridge
Darth GW7:
don't start thinking like a munchkin damnit
Lampshade:
Do a sneak attack Half
* DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 12 + 2 = 14
Nirrti:
i'm thinking like a logical player should
Nirrti:
we get XP, we level up
Darth GW7:
no
Nirrti:
we do more damage
Darth GW7:
you're thinking like a munchkin
Nirrti:
you're thinking like a pussy
Darth GW7:
Xs
Nirrti:
"gee i don't want to"
Canuhearmenow:
Just as an FYI Hjort
Canuhearmenow:
I turned bridge off

Ghast:
Hush. Do you hear that. Talking.
GRiM:
when?
Darth GW7:
wha
GRiM:
canu
Lampshade:
Where are the ghouls?
Canuhearmenow:
I cast Ghost sounds?
GRiM:
you didnt
GRiM:
when the fuck?
Darth GW7:
how did he hear halfred
Canuhearmenow:
GRiM since we're moving here
Lampshade:
Red exes!
DM:
Can you see them?
Lampshade:
Nooo
Darth GW7:
he was talking quietly
Darth GW7:
also I see Xs
GRiM:
Fine
GRiM:
leave bear
Darth GW7:
now I see nothing
Lampshade:
Now nothing
GRiM:
let it become long term enemy
Canuhearmenow:
Everyone else is for some reason
GRiM:
you'll be sorry
Canuhearmenow:
Bear is BBEG
Nirrti:
dear god this party
DM:
Any better?
Lampshade:
I see nothing
Darth GW7:
Not really
Darth GW7:
I see the ghouls now
Lampshade:
Now I see
Canuhearmenow:
Nirrti I stopped just because there was no use arguing it to everyone else
GRiM:
Can i use move silently to get over to elias?
Canuhearmenow:
Better
Nirrti:
i know
Nirrti:
because darth is being a pussy
Lampshade:
Init?

Ghast:
Come out, come out wherever you are. We don't bite... Much.
Canuhearmenow:
Wait, so we didn't rest?
Lampshade:
No
Darth GW7:
How did they hear us
DM:
DID YOU REST
* GRiM rolls: d20 + 8 => 9 + 8 = 17
Darth GW7:
All halfred did was whisper
Lampshade:
Apparently not
DM:
You can hear whispers
Darth GW7:
from that distance?
Lampshade:
These guys didn't want to rest
GRiM:
do i get to elias without making sound?
DM:
Yes
Canuhearmenow:
Also I use ghost sounds to make sounds appear from behind them (facing away from us)
DM:
Move silently check
GRiM:
i did
GRiM:
scroll up
DM:
yes
Darth GW7:
the ghouls disappeared
Lampshade:
They disappeaer
Canuhearmenow:
nvm
DM:
I know
Lampshade:
ok
Nirrti:
fuck this
Nirrti:
i'm going to kick the door open
Darth GW7:
oh god are they invisible again
Darth GW7:
I mean
Darth GW7:
did they turn invisible
Darth GW7:
can ghouls do that
Canuhearmenow:
KILL EM NIRRTI
DM:
No
DM:
just tactics
Canuhearmenow:
Guys
Canuhearmenow:
They're god damn ghouls
Lampshade:
religion check on ghast
Canuhearmenow:
And a ghast
Canuhearmenow:
They're no trouble at all
* Lampshade rolls: d20+5 => 8 + 5 = 13
* Halfred peeks
Nirrti:
door opens in
Nirrti:
10
Canuhearmenow:
Ahwassa use Turn undead again
Canuhearmenow:
For great justice
Lampshade:
I was planning that
DM:
Ghasts are effectively more advanced ghouls. They have more potent paralysis, and the smell of death surrounding one can cause physical injuries.
DM:
Roll init.
* Lampshade rolls: d20-2 => 7 - 2 = 5
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20+1 => 16 + 1 = 17
* Shanto rolls: d20+3 => 13 + 3 = 16
* Nirrti rolls: d20+2 => 20 + 2 = 22
Darth GW7:
Finally a good roll
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 2 => 10 + 2 = 12
* GRiM rolls: d20+4 => 8 + 4 = 12
Darth GW7:
god damnit nirrti ANOTHER 20?
Lampshade:
Crit
Lampshade:
nirrti
Nirrti:
you call that a good roll?
* Jekko rolls: d20 +3 => 5 + 3 = 8
Canuhearmenow:
Nirrti rape the Ghast first
Canuhearmenow:
Charge it
Canuhearmenow:
Eat it's flesh
Canuhearmenow:
That kinda thing
Canuhearmenow:
Also, more potent blood
Canuhearmenow:
Ghast blood > Ghoul blood

Xannan Hawkflight:
there you go OMG
Lampshade:
Ooh
Lampshade:
Good point
* DM rolls: d20 + 3 => 12 + 3 = 15
* DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 4 + 2 = 6

Xannan Hawkflight:
you now have a chance to have your fun
Nirrti:
i'll coat my shoes on the blood
Nirrti:
PARALYZING KICKS
Lampshade:
And I still go last
GRiM:
I'll dip my arrows in this blood too
Darth GW7:
Where are they anyway
Darth GW7:
Invisible?
Nirrti:
no
Nirrti:
nobody just sees them
Nirrti:
because the door is still closed
Darth GW7:
oh
Nirrti:
and nobody is looking through the crack
Lampshade:
Bash the door open
Darth GW7:
If we kick it down do we get a surprise round
DM:
ready to begin?
Darth GW7:
Do it
DM:
no darth
DM:
they know you're there
Darth GW7:
Me and nirrti kick it down together
GRiM:
technical question, coating in 2 kinds of poison blood, 2 resist checks?
DM:
no
DM:
highest one would override
GRiM:
ok
Canuhearmenow:
What if alchemist mixes the bloods
Canuhearmenow:
Into a single poison
DM:
I guess
Darth GW7:
nirrti
GRiM:
good thing he took a vial
DM:
Nirrti?
Darth GW7:
let's do this
Darth GW7:
kick down door
Lampshade:
Isn't that just diluting the poison?
* Nirrti rolls: d20+5 => 7 + 5 = 12
Canuhearmenow:
Depends Lamp
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20+3 => 20 + 3 = 23
Darth GW7:
ahahahahahah
Canuhearmenow:
What was that for Darth
Lampshade:
Since I guess these things work the same
Darth GW7:
kicking the door down :v
Lampshade:
Not your turn?
GRiM:
simultaneous?!
DM:
They were double doors
* Elias Guillermo pours out the vials of Ghoul blood onto the floor
Darth GW7:
But we're not really in combat yet
Nirrti:
SIMULTANEOUS, DEVASTATING
Nirrti:
DEEP STRIKES
DM:
Both doors are open, Darth's side has been obliterated.

Xannan Hawkflight:
Elias
DM:
Begin

OMG'ahr:
BOOM MOTHERFUCKERS

Xannan Hawkflight:
what are you doing?
Nirrti:
is it my turn?

Elias Guillermo:
You'll see
Darth GW7:
yes

Xannan Hawkflight:
ok
Nirrti:
i was thinking of using rage
Nirrti:
to see if i'm lucky or not
Canuhearmenow:
Use rage

Z'ar Kor:
Which one do you want?
Lampshade:
We're resting after this anyways
Lampshade:
Right?
Canuhearmenow:
Yeah
Darth GW7:
Right
GRiM:
sure
GRiM:
if you need it *roll eyes*
Nirrti:
well then, into RAGE IT IS

Z'ar Kor:
You want the big guy?
Canuhearmenow:
Foam at the mouth

OMG'ahr:
NO TIME TO TALK, TIME TO KIL

Z'ar Kor:
I-

Z'ar Kor:
oh...
Nirrti:
lmao, missed L

Z'ar Kor:
oh dear.
Nirrti:
power attack
DM:
Godspeed
Nirrti:
-2 on attack, +4 on damage
* Nirrti rolls: d20+8 => 13 + 8 = 21
Canuhearmenow:
red mark?
DM:
Nirrti
Darth GW7:
nice
DM:
Make a fortitude save
Darth GW7:
what
Lampshade:
The stench
* Nirrti rolls: d20+5 => 3 + 5 = 8
Darth GW7:
oh god the smell
Darth GW7:
THE SMELL
Lampshade:
How do you spell it?
Nirrti:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v 0cRQHRy1Rg
DM:
You're nauseated. I'll let you attack since you're in a rage, but from then on, nauseated.
Nirrti:
fucking smilies
Lampshade:
Yeah
Nirrti:
well then, damage
DM:
Roll for damage
Lampshade:
This gonna be good
Canuhearmenow:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4HUohgGdGk
Canuhearmenow:
This is Nirrti right now
* Nirrti rolls: d12+4+10 => 2 + 4 + 10 = 16
Lampshade:
2
Lampshade:
right
GRiM:
lol
Nirrti:
gotta love them dice
Darth GW7:
2/12
Darth GW7:
:|
DM:
Your axe smashes into the ghast, sending it flying backwards.
Canuhearmenow:
God damn Nirrti you're a monster
DM:
You note that is holds a similar axe in its hands.
Canuhearmenow:
Oh wow
Lampshade:
Now that I think of it, it's good that my turn is last...
Canuhearmenow:
Epic one on one axe duel
Lampshade:
Because the ghouls are in cover...
DM:
except Nirrti can't attack
DM:
:\
DM:
Darth
DM:
Finally you don't go last
Lampshade:
Soon the ghast won't be able to attack either
Nirrti:
so DM
Nirrti:
for how long am i nauseated
DM whispers: Darthy darthy darth
Darth GW7:
laging
Darth GW7:
oh god
Darth GW7:
something is using shitloads of memory
Lampshade:
You ok now?
Nirrti:
if that attack was crit guys

puddle of ghoul blood:
Gloop gloop gloop
GRiM:
lol
Nirrti:
i would've done fucking 36dmg
Lampshade:
...
Lampshade:
ouch
Nirrti:
no wait
Nirrti:
did i roll 16
Nirrti:
yeah
Nirrti:
38
* DM rolls: d6 + 4 => 5 + 4 = 9
DM:
darth?
Nirrti:
maximum damage i can do currently, with a crit, rage on and +4 on damage
Lampshade:
He's having problems
Lampshade:
check steam chat
Lampshade:
Can we kick him?
DM:
ah
Canuhearmenow:
Have darth say his move
Canuhearmenow:
And then roll
Canuhearmenow:
On Steam
Canuhearmenow:
And then kick
You have disconnected.


Nirrti has connected.
Shanto has connected.
Canuhearmenow has connected.
Jekko has connected.
GRiM has connected.
Lampshade has connected.
DM has connected.
Nirrti:
you can weep and die
DM:
barbarians and rangers are interesting exceptions, actually
Canuhearmenow:
Maximize Spell
Lampshade:
Canu
Canuhearmenow:
Aka 5d6 does 5d6 instead of having to roll
Darth GW7:
back
GRiM:
Canu at lvl 12: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v Caf3n3n86U
Lampshade:
Divine metamagic
Nirrti:
rage 4 times a day
GRiM:
damn it
Nirrti:
damage reduction
Darth GW7:
attacking ghoul 2
Nirrti:
greater rage
Lampshade:
Darth
GRiM:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v  Caf3n3n86U
Darth GW7:
Yeah?
Lampshade:
Do you have your breath still?
GRiM:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v= s Caf3n3n86U
Canuhearmenow:
Post in Steam chat GRiM
DM:
go ahead
Darth GW7:
Should do
Darth GW7:
Why?
Lampshade:
I mean could you get the ghoul out of cover?
GRiM:
not on steam XD
Lampshade:
So we could all shoot it
Darth GW7:
Could do
Darth GW7:
Would take a couple of rounds
GRiM:
canu at lvl 12 : http://youtu.be/sCaf3n3n86U
GRiM:

Canuhearmenow:
Yeah, I will actually be able to do that
Darth GW7:
If I attack this one the other is bound to exit cover
Canuhearmenow:
Also, Greater Shout = Fus Roh Dah
Canuhearmenow:
Does like 10d6 damage
Darth GW7:
So maybe I should just attack this one normally
Canuhearmenow:
And deafen people
Lampshade:
I want them all out of cover
Lampshade:
for turn undead goodness
Canuhearmenow:
You have a big sword
Canuhearmenow:
Use it
Darth GW7:
Ghouls are weak
Lampshade:
Fine
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20+7 => 15 + 7 = 22
* Darth GW7 rolls: d8+3 => 3 + 3 = 6
Lampshade:
I imagine that's a hit
Darth GW7:
and fire damage
DM:
mhm
Lampshade:
How much is the fire damage?
DM whispers: +2 fire damage
Canuhearmenow:
+20
Darth GW7:
+200
DM:
Okay
DM:
Shanto?
Darth GW7:
"Okay"?
Shanto:
Sure
Darth GW7:
Do I do any visible damage?
Canuhearmenow:
No fancy description of the Ghoul getting hurt?
DM:
Yes, Darth
Shanto:
I can't
Shanto:
Get in range
Shanto:
lol
Darth GW7:
get closer at least
DM:
You could charge, perhaps?
Lampshade:
Throw a torch!
Lampshade:
He can't
Darth GW7:
DO IT
Lampshade:
No straight line...
Darth GW7:
THROWING TORCHES ALWAYS WORKS
DM:
ah
DM:
true
Shanto:
It's fine
Shanto:
I'll go here
Nirrti:
there is
Nirrti:
isn't there
Nirrti:
next to me
Nirrti:
attacking the ghast
Lampshade:
He was way behind the corner
DM:
he's already moved
Nirrti:
oh
DM:
Alright
DM:
My turn
DM:
So, just a note for you guys for when you fight monsters in future
Canuhearmenow:
Tries to attack me but slips on Ghoul blood
DM:
They can take class levels.
Canuhearmenow:
Brilliant plan
Canuhearmenow:
... Oh dear
Lampshade:
Oh
Lampshade:
So...
Darth GW7:
....Meaning?
Lampshade:
Are these guys rogues or something?
Canuhearmenow:
Level 5 Ghoul Sorcerer
DM:
Heh
GRiM:
shit
GRiM:
magic user
Darth GW7:
AoO
Darth GW7:
AoO!
Darth GW7:
AOO
DM:
I do believe he can't attack
Canuhearmenow:
Aooooooooooo
Darth GW7:
gajdshgsjdahgksaldgh
GRiM:
i hope canu's plan is worth it
Shanto:
Wtf is a ghast
GRiM:
like my cool plan was
Canuhearmenow:
I had a plan?
Darth GW7:
We are
Darth GW7:
aghast
Shanto:
Can I hit it
GRiM:
you poured blood on the floor
GRiM:
saying "you'll see"
* DM rolls: d20 + 3 => 16 + 3 = 19
Lampshade:
Badass ghoul
Canuhearmenow:
That was just so I can get the Ghast blood
Darth GW7:
ugh
Darth GW7:
don't say badass
Darth GW7:
I get flashbacks to badass bruisers
Lampshade:
Heh
GRiM:
.,..
Darth GW7:
terrible terrible flashbacks
* DM rolls: d12 + 4 => 12 + 4 = 16
Canuhearmenow:
Delicious flashbacks
Canuhearmenow:
...
Darth GW7:
did...
Canuhearmenow:
No
GRiM:
canu...
Lampshade:
Shanto is ded
Canuhearmenow:
No
DM:
And Shanto is dying.
Darth GW7:
did you just...
Darth GW7:
oh man
GRiM:
pouring out the blood
Shanto:
D=
GRiM:
thought it was somehting cool
Lampshade:
Hey
Canuhearmenow:
No
Canuhearmenow:
No no no
Canuhearmenow:
NO
Lampshade:
He has 0 hp right?
GRiM:
like aquakinesis
Darth GW7:
yes
DM:
yes
Darth GW7:
dying
GRiM:
or some shit
Lampshade:
So one more round
DM:
not dying yet
Shanto:
gg guys
Lampshade:
of action
Canuhearmenow:
Wait
Canuhearmenow:
Shanto
Canuhearmenow:
Fort save
Canuhearmenow:
Or else you uhh
Canuhearmenow:
Get Ghoul disease
Lampshade:
Right
Lampshade:
Or is the stench too slow?
* Shanto rolls: d20 => 11
DM:
oh yeah
Darth GW7:
DAMN IT CANU
Canuhearmenow:
WhAT DID I DO
Lampshade:
That should be +3
Lampshade:
btw
Darth GW7:
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE MENTIONED IT
DM:
Still
Shanto:
14 then
Lampshade:
Update your sheet
DM:
Shanto, you're disabled and nauseated
Canuhearmenow:
Darth you mentioned how we couldn't open locks
Lampshade:
Your base fort, reflex and will are all +3
DM:
Grim
Darth GW7:
that was different
Canuhearmenow:
Nope
Canuhearmenow:
Same
Darth GW7:
you were breaking the rules
Darth GW7:
this is different
Darth GW7:
this is the DM forgetting details
GRiM:
i can now
Canuhearmenow:
We'd be breaking the rules by making him unaffeced by poison
GRiM:
i have open lock rank 2
Lampshade:
What's the red mark?
GRiM:
i think
Darth GW7:
No we wouldn't, we'd just be overlooking certain details
Darth GW7:
that's not breaking rules
GRiM:
yep
Canuhearmenow:
Just like it would be overlooking details concerning the chests
Lampshade:
Why is there a puddle of ghoul blood on the floor?
Canuhearmenow:
I poured it there
Lampshade:
Why?
Darth GW7:
It's not a detail if you're actually incapable of picking a lock
Canuhearmenow:
Ghast blood
Lampshade:
right
DM:
why, Canu?
GRiM:
what happened to ehthos?
Lampshade:
Grims turn?
Lampshade:
He has 0 hp
DM:
yes, Grim's turn
GRiM:
ok
GRiM:
can i shoot the ghast?
DM:
Yes
Shanto:
Lamp
GRiM:
or is it incorporeal?
DM:
No
Shanto:
Avange me
GRiM:
ok
Lampshade:
It's corporeal
Darth GW7:
Assange him
Lampshade:
Read the descriptions people
Darth GW7:
Extradite him to sweden
Darth GW7:
he'll be safe there
Canuhearmenow:
Shanto, if we have to put you down...
GRiM:
i will shoot it with my rapid shot
Darth GW7:
no lamp
Darth GW7:
no
Darth GW7:
that's metagaming
Darth GW7:
>
Darth GW7:
>8(
Lampshade:
What the DM says
Lampshade:
I mean
Darth GW7:
okay
Lampshade:
He said it's a beefed up ghoul
DM:
mhm
Darth GW7:
anyway
Lampshade:
So obviouslt corporeal
Darth GW7:
moving on
Lampshade:
obviously*
* GRiM rolls: d20+5 => 14 + 5 = 19
Canuhearmenow:

Lampshade:
Another
* GRiM rolls: d20 +5 => 6 + 5 = 11
DM:
continue
DM:
ah
DM:
1 hit
GRiM:
ok
DM:
roll for damage
* GRiM rolls: d8 => 2
Canuhearmenow:

Darth GW7:
usrs
DM:
...
GRiM:
ghast dies? *optomistic*
DM:
Okay
DM:
Canu?
Darth GW7:
No
Darth GW7:
I can't
Darth GW7:

GRiM:
lol

Elias Guillermo:
Foul creature, just DIE ALREADY!
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d4 + 1 => 2 + 1 = 3
GRiM:
love being ranged
Canuhearmenow:
That was Magic Misrurl
Darth GW7:
you spell that worse and worse every time
DM:
wow
DM:
what great damage output the party is doing
DM:
I am in awe
Lampshade:
Heh
DM:
Jekko?
Lampshade:
Well Nirrti did ok
Nirrti:
what is that red mark on me
Canuhearmenow:
AIDS
DM:
your own vomit

Halfred:
shooting with crossbow
Nirrti:
wat
Darth GW7:
Ever play theme hospital?
Jekko:
ghast
* Jekko rolls: d20 +5 => 1 + 5 = 6
Darth GW7:
...
Lampshade:
-.-
Canuhearmenow:
...
Canuhearmenow:
You hit Shanto
Darth GW7:
:c
DM:
nah
GRiM:
yes
DM:
that'd be too mean
Darth GW7:
Besides something of that sort has already happened
Darth GW7:
remember the dretch, guys?
Lampshade:
You know what would be cool?
GRiM:
to playing theme hospital
Shanto:
If I die, I'm going to go play batman
Lampshade:
If the burning bear skelly now came up behind us
GRiM:
lol
Darth GW7:
...
Darth GW7:
lamp
Darth GW7:
shut
GRiM:
dont give dm ideas
Darth GW7:
up
DM:
The bolt missfires, and you manage to shoot yourself in your own hand. -2 to attack rolls for the next 1d4 encounters
DM:
rounds
DM:
not encounters
DM:
god
* DM rolls: d4 => 4
GRiM:
haha
Lampshade:
oh god
GRiM:
4 ENCOUNTERS
GRiM:
OMG
Canuhearmenow:
4 ROUNDS
Lampshade:
BEARS
DM:
What the shit
GRiM:
dm said encounters
Nirrti:
so how many of my turns have i missed
Nirrti:
1?
Canuhearmenow:
They're our allies
Lampshade:
None
Lampshade:
We're slow
Nirrti:
well christ people
Lampshade:
What
Lampshade:
Move the bears away
DM:
I'm confused
Darth GW7:
you just deleted ahwassa
Lampshade:
Yay, I'm dead now
DM:
What the shit is going on
Darth GW7:
good job
Darth GW7:
bears
Darth GW7:
bears are going on
DM:
OKAY
Lampshade:
So whos next?

Ghoul 1:
Hello, scaley.

Bear Skeleton 25:
rawr
DM:
...25.
DM:
Seriously.
Nirrti:
so I was thinking, when we level up, i think i'll go with gigantic weapon feat
Darth GW7:
Knew this was going to happen
Darth GW7:
Knew it
Darth GW7:
sigh
* DM rolls: d20 + 3 => 8 + 3 = 11
* DM rolls: d20 => 11
Darth GW7:
but still
Darth GW7:
they miss
* DM rolls: d20 => 7
Canuhearmenow:
Yay?
DM:
yeah
Darth GW7:
like a boss
* DM rolls: d20 + 3 => 20 + 3 = 23
* DM rolls: d20 => 4
Darth GW7:
oh god what
* DM rolls: d20 => 20
Lampshade:
Oh god
Darth GW7:
oh god what
DM:
Hm?
Lampshade:
OH GOD
Darth GW7:
hjort stop cheating
Darth GW7:
HJORT STOP CHEATING
Darth GW7:
STOP CHEEATTINNGNGNGNAGN
DM:
Two ghouls
DM:
2 sets of attacks
Darth GW7:
getting two crits is cheating
* DM rolls: d20 + 4 => 10 + 4 = 14
Darth GW7:
CHEATING I SAY
* DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 15 + 2 = 17
Lampshade:
How many attacks does one ghoul have?
Darth GW7:
3
* DM rolls: 1d6 + 1 => 2 + 1 = 3
Lampshade:
Oh
* DM rolls: 2d3 => 5
DM:
8 damage
DM:
and
Lampshade:
That's not so bad
Darth GW7:
but
Darth GW7:
he said and
Darth GW7:
that's generally bad
Darth GW7:
oh god
Lampshade:
The fort roll
Darth GW7:
and what
Darth GW7:
AND WHAT
Darth GW7:
AND THEEEEEEEEN
DM:
make 3 Fort saves
Darth GW7:
oh god
Lampshade:
oh
Lampshade:
Paralyze time
Darth GW7:
...
Darth GW7:
Thank fuck for +9 to fort
Lampshade:
Nice
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20+9 => 10 + 9 = 19
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20+9 => 19 + 9 = 28
Lampshade:
And yes, thank god for that
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20+9 => 3 + 9 = 12
Darth GW7:
fuck
Darth GW7:
there had to be one
DM:
Interesting
Darth GW7:
there had to be fucking one
DM:
You survive the paralysis, certainly.
Darth GW7:
oh
Darth GW7:
....AAAAND THEEEEEEEEEN?
DM:
Nothing
DM:
Lamp, on you go.
Darth GW7:
AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN?
DM whispers: for now.
Lampshade:
turn undead
Darth GW7:
anyone seen dude where's my car?
* Lampshade rolls: d20+2 => 15 + 2 = 17
GRiM:
yeas
Lampshade:
4 hit dice max
DM:
okay
* Lampshade rolls: 2d6+2+2 => 7 + 2 + 2 = 11
Lampshade:
11 hit dice total
Darth GW7:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQK-Hv1OQv8
Lampshade:
So how many hit die do the ghouls have?
DM:
well
DM:
that would be telling
Lampshade:
Right
Lampshade:
Do I destroy anything?
Canuhearmenow:
Did we not even kill any of them yet?
Lampshade:
And that crashed my browser Darth
DM:
No destruction going on.
Lampshade:
aww
DM:
However
Lampshade:
So at least two hd
Darth GW7:
huehuehue
DM:
Fleeing
Lampshade:
The ghast?
DM:
do you have any change on ghoul 2?
Lampshade:
No
Lampshade:
He's behind the corner
DM:
true
DM:
okay, you just cause the ghoul to flee
Lampshade:
I do remember mentioning something about that to Zar....
DM:
heh
DM:
Nirrti
DM:
you can move about
Nirrti:
how many rounds have i missed now
DM:
and vomit
DM:
1
DM:
well
DM:
0
Nirrti:
:|
Lampshade:
We're slow
Nirrti:
too slow
DM:
There were
Lampshade:
Kill the ghast
DM:
There were bears
Nirrti:
with what, vomit?
Lampshade:
Charge the ghast
Lampshade:
Yes
Lampshade:
Charge and vomit
DM:
He.
DM:
Lamp
DM:
He can't.
DM:
That does remind me though
DM:
Jekko, Canu and Lamp, saves.
* Lampshade rolls: d20+5 => 12 + 5 = 17
GRiM:
hey
GRiM:
wait a min
GRiM:
when i hit the ghast
DM:
mhm
GRiM:
my arrows are poisoned
DM:
oh?
GRiM:
with paralysis
Lampshade:
It's undead
Canuhearmenow:
Wait
GRiM:
so?
Canuhearmenow:
I rol save?
DM:
with ghoul blood
Lampshade:
Filled with the same blood
Canuhearmenow:
What save
Lampshade:
That you made the poison
DM:
fort
Nirrti:
fort
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 1 => 15 + 1 = 16
Nirrti:
there, i moved
DM:
you're trying to kill a ghoul. With ghoul blood.
GRiM:
i hit a GHAST with ghoul blood
Lampshade:
Ghast is a ghoul with levels!
DM:
Ghasts are like ghouls * 2
GRiM:
damnit
Lampshade:
As I said before
* Jekko rolls: d20 +2 => 7 + 2 = 9
Lampshade:
Read the descriptions given
GRiM:
make them big and flashy
DM:
Jekko, nauseated
GRiM:
and interesting
Canuhearmenow:
How is the ghoul purple
DM:
Fleeing
Lampshade:
Fleeing
Lampshade:
Turned
Canuhearmenow:
ok
Canuhearmenow:
Who turn
Lampshade:
Umm
DM:
Darth
Lampshade:
Darth, don't attack the fleeing one
Darth GW7:
Attack ghoul again I guess
Darth GW7:
2
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20+7 => 3 + 7 = 10
Darth GW7:
bah
Darth GW7:
you know
Darth GW7:
I do believe that's the first time I've missed in this campaign
Jekko:
for how long?
Lampshade:
Heh
* DM rolls: 1d6 => 1
DM:
1 turn
Darth GW7:
who next?
Nirrti:
lucky git
Lampshade:
Xannan?
DM:
Shanto
Lampshade:
oh right
Shanto:
Er
Canuhearmenow:
Concentration roll Shanto
Canuhearmenow:
And if you make it
Canuhearmenow:
You can attack
DM:
what
Lampshade:
He doesn't need that
Lampshade:
Right?
Canuhearmenow:
Concentration roll allows you to stabilize
Canuhearmenow:
Or, at least, regain consciousness
Lampshade:
You always get one turn if you hit 0
Lampshade:
then you go negative
DM:
nauseated
DM:
can't concentrate
DM:
:\
Shanto:
What am I to do
Canuhearmenow:
oh
DM:
you can move
Canuhearmenow:
Weep silently Shanto
Lampshade:
Move and get aoo?
Canuhearmenow:
Crawl through the ghoul blood?
Lampshade:
Yeah...
DM:
Canu
DM:
you've doomed him
Canuhearmenow:
Yes?
GRiM:
lol
Darth GW7:
Don't move
Darth GW7:
Moving at all will make you lose health
Shanto:
Don't move?
DM:
Canuhearmenow whispers: that was my intent all along
GRiM:
lol
Lampshade:
Oh god
DM:
nope
Canuhearmenow:
I was kidding!
GRiM:
a likely story
GRiM:

Shanto:
Can't
Shanto:
Ahwassa
Shanto:
Heal me
Nirrti:
crawl under ahwassa
Lampshade:
The ghast is probably low
Canuhearmenow:
:q:
Lampshade:
So I could kill it
Lampshade:
And then heal
Shanto:
Okay well ima crawl
GRiM:
chance it
GRiM:
and you might fail to kill it
Lampshade:
Luck domain
GRiM:
and then it will kill him
Lampshade:
I got a reroll
DM:
hm
Canuhearmenow:
Who turn
DM:
ghast's turn
Canuhearmenow:
Oh
Canuhearmenow:
Oh my
Canuhearmenow:
God dammit Zar
DM:
Can I attack from here?
Canuhearmenow:
Stop pulling aggro
Lampshade:
I don't think
Nirrti:
no
Lampshade:
You can
Nirrti:
you can't
Nirrti:
not around corners
Lampshade:
Yeah
Lampshade:
Does the ghast move exactly like that?
* DM rolls: d20 + 3 => 12 + 3 = 15
Darth GW7:
oh my god
Canuhearmenow:
I am going to fire an arror
DM:
no
Lampshade:
aww
Canuhearmenow:
Miss!
Canuhearmenow:
nice
DM:
...wait
DM:
is that flanking?
Lampshade:
no
Darth GW7:
no
DM:
aww
Lampshade:
"aww"?
Canuhearmenow whispers: GW7 well actually it was
Lampshade:
Whose side are you on?
* DM coughs
You whisper to Canuhearmenow: shh
DM:
my side
DM:
obviously
Lampshade:
Silly question
DM:
Grim
DM:
question
DM:
where's shanto
Darth GW7:
under ahwassa
Darth GW7:
...
Darth GW7:
just...
Darth GW7:
don't ask
Nirrti:
under ahwassa
Nirrti:
enjoying the view
DM:
can't occupy the same square at the end of a turn
GRiM:
hehe
Nirrti:
as his life fades away
GRiM:
power sliding under her
GRiM:
then past me
DM:
Grim?
Canuhearmenow:
That's a very slow power lside
Canuhearmenow:
slide*
Darth GW7:
Is the fleeing one fleeing
Lampshade:
Shoot the ghast!
Lampshade:
Yes
Nirrti:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf46mawn7bI
DM:
when its his turn
Canuhearmenow:
Even if we survive this
Canuhearmenow:
We're gonna have to kill Shanto
Lampshade:
Why=
Canuhearmenow:
If he fails to not turn
DM:
...what
DM:
he isn't dead
Lampshade:
What?
DM:
or dying
Lampshade:
These are ghouls
Lampshade:
Not zombies
Canuhearmenow:
He's infected
DM:
not wights
Canuhearmenow:
Ghouls have ghoul disease
DM:
god canu
DM:
contact
Canuhearmenow:

Lampshade:
Religion check on that
DM:
the ghast is using an axe
Shanto:
I need to go after this fight
Canuhearmenow:
Oh
Canuhearmenow:
OH
Lampshade:
oh right
DM:
that isn't fucking contact
Canuhearmenow:
Good
Lampshade:
k
DM:
kay Shanto
DM:
Grim, on you go
Nirrti:
LET ME FUCKING FIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
Canuhearmenow:
No idea that he was using axe instead of something else DM
GRiM:
ok
DM:
I mentioned it
Nirrti:
he mentioned it early on
Lampshade:
Yeh
Nirrti:
when i attacked
Nirrti:
dibs on the axe
Lampshade:
Grim, shoot the ghast
GRiM:
duh
GRiM:
one shot
GRiM:
for accuracy
Canuhearmenow:
One kill
Lampshade:
For grim, not even close
* GRiM rolls: d20 + 7 => 15 + 7 = 22
DM:
nice
Canuhearmenow:
Aww yea
GRiM:
SUCK IT
DM:
roll for damage
Canuhearmenow:
1
Lampshade:
1
* GRiM rolls: d8 => 8
Canuhearmenow:
YES
GRiM:
SUCK IT
DM:
ha
Lampshade:
Wheeee
DM:
ha
Lampshade:
Is it reded?
GRiM:
Lamp, how do you like dem apples?
DM:
The arrow flies over the fleeing ghoul, and strikes the ghast in the temple. It flies backwards, dead.
Lampshade:
Grats on killing a single enemy that was wounded
GRiM:
BOOOOOOOYA
Canuhearmenow:
Ghouls are easy though
Canuhearmenow:
This'll be simple
DM:
Canu
Canuhearmenow:
Yes?
Lampshade:
And there's only one ghoul
Lampshade:
Don't go there!
DM:
did you walk through the poison
Lampshade:
Don't go there!
Canuhearmenow:
I am wearing clothes
Canuhearmenow:
I don't think it'd
Lampshade:
Go in front of me
Nirrti:
you've poisoned your shoes
Lampshade:
Just don't go there
Nirrti:
KICK THEM
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 3 => 6 + 3 = 9
GRiM:
yes
Canuhearmenow:
I use ...
Canuhearmenow:
Fuck
Lampshade:
That would have canceled the fleeing from the ghoul
Canuhearmenow:
I was using a spell
GRiM:
throw shoe
DM:
You use fuck?
GRiM:
THROW SHOE
Lampshade:
Cast a spell on the fleeing one then
GRiM:
DO EET
Canuhearmenow:
Disrupt Undead
Canuhearmenow:
Too late
Canuhearmenow:
I cast a spell
DM:
too late
Canuhearmenow:
It failed
DM:
aaaw
DM:
Jekki
DM:
Jekko
DM:
do you crawl about
Jekko:
no
DM:
okay
Canuhearmenow:
He lies in a pool of his own vomit I guess

Ghoul 1:
Shitshitshit
DM whispers: AoO attack

Ahwassa:
You better run!
Darth GW7:
ooo
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20+7 => 1 + 7 = 8
Darth GW7:
aw
DM:
...
Lampshade:
oh god
* DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 13 + 2 = 15
* DM rolls: d20 => 7
Darth GW7:
Do critical misses count for Attacks of opportunity?
Lampshade:
What is wrong with you?!
Canuhearmenow:
Darth cuts off one of his wings
* DM rolls: d20 => 1
Darth GW7:
oh wow
Darth GW7:
they did it to
GRiM:
last turn Ehthos under ahwassa. : http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature layer_embedded&v=3Zhe8eZ0Img#t=47s
Darth GW7:
too
Lampshade:
Wow
DM:
I think this negates it
Canuhearmenow:
GRiM just post in Steam
GRiM:
http://youtu.be/3Zhe8eZ0Img
Lampshade:
yeh
Canuhearmenow:
Since it does silly things like that
GRiM:
or just get the short one
DM:
Lamp
Lampshade:
I cast
Canuhearmenow:
Death
Lampshade:
1 hp heal on shanto
Lampshade:
because thats all I got
DM:
Shanto is back
Shanto:
Yey!
DM:
Nirrti
Canuhearmenow:
NIRRTI
Canuhearmenow:
BUTCHER THEM
GRiM:
i have a heal skill
GRiM:
rank 4
GRiM:
can i help him in anyway?
Lampshade:
No
Lampshade:
He's at +1 I think
Jekko:
nirrti is afk
DM:
oh
DM:
um
Canuhearmenow:
Aww
Lampshade:
oh
Lampshade:
I guess he does nothing?
DM:
I'll be honest
Lampshade:
Go ahead
DM:
He probably murders shit
Lampshade:
But why that one?
Canuhearmenow:
It's fleeing
Canuhearmenow:
It doesn't want to die
Canuhearmenow:
That makes it murder
Canuhearmenow:
Instead of combat
Lampshade:
Kill the one with darth
Lampshade:
Charge the one with darth
DM:
fine
Canuhearmenow:
1d20 + 7 I think?
Lampshade:
+9 if charge
Nirrti:
hey
Nirrti:
what the fuck you guys doing
Lampshade:
Oh, you're back
Nirrti:
i'm still nauseated
Canuhearmenow:
Nope
Nirrti:
yes
Lampshade:
Dm said no
Nirrti:
i've gone past 2 rounds
Canuhearmenow:
DM says you aint
Nirrti:
and i was for 4
Lampshade:
DM?
DM:
What?
DM:
Just take your turn
DM:
It's a foregone conclusion anyway
* Nirrti rolls: d20+8 => 2 + 8 = 10
Nirrti:
:|
DM:
well.
DM:
Darth?
Darth GW7:
Sup
Darth GW7:
Attack the ghoul again I guess?
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20+7 => 12 + 7 = 19
Darth GW7:
pew
Lampshade:
Finally
* Darth GW7 rolls: d8+5 => 2 + 5 = 7
Lampshade:
How much ac do the ghouls have?
Darth GW7:
less than 19
Lampshade:
I mean Nirrtis attack bonus should have been 11 I think
Lampshade:
2 from rage and 2 from charge
Nirrti:
no
Nirrti:
10
DM:
The sword decapitates the ghoul, and seals the wound shut with the fire.
Nirrti:
unless you guys made me charge
DM:
I didn;t
Lampshade:
We made you charge
Lampshade:
oh
DM:
Did we
DM:
ok
DM:
sure
Nirrti:
well then it was 12
Canuhearmenow:
Who goes next
Lampshade:
It dies anyways so whatever
DM:
Shanto
Shanto:
mmmhmm?
DM:
doing anything?
Shanto:
My turn?
Shanto:
Nope
DM:
mhm
Canuhearmenow:
Someone end the other Ghoul
DM:
1 health
Lampshade:
Shanto can't do anything
Lampshade:
Too far away
Shanto:
I am not getting close to anything
DM:
ah
DM:
grim?
Lampshade:
The safest thing would be ranged
Lampshade:
But since it has only one hp....
Canuhearmenow:
Imma annihilate it
Canuhearmenow:
Marguc mrusel
DM:
Grim's turn
GRiM:
yay
Lampshade:
I'd love to hear how you say that at the nd of the campaign
GRiM:
ok
GRiM:
rapid again
Lampshade:
right
GRiM:
so i'll have 11 arrows left i think
GRiM:
since i forgot to take off last one
* GRiM rolls: d20 +5 => 15 + 5 = 20
Lampshade:
Just shoot
* GRiM rolls: d20+ 5 => 6 + 5 = 11
DM:
1 hit
* GRiM rolls: d8 => 7
Lampshade:
So can we close the doors to this room?
Canuhearmenow:
You obliterated one
DM:
that's the first damage this one has taken
Canuhearmenow:
GRiM did
GRiM:
yes
DM:
Canu
Canuhearmenow:
Me?
Lampshade:
Maguc misrl
GRiM:
7 damage on the fleeing one
DM:
Disrupt
Canuhearmenow:
I cast
Shanto:
Does anyone have Bastion?
Nirrti:
nope
Canuhearmenow:
Supernatural Flechette
DM:
I do
GRiM:
now for MAAAJEEC MEESLE
Lampshade:
Nope
Lampshade:
Why?
Canuhearmenow:
I love it's music Shanto
DM:
haven't played it yet
Shanto:
Is it good?
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d4 + 1 => 1 + 1 = 2
Canuhearmenow:
YAY
Nirrti:
Shanto
Nirrti:
get Trine 2 instead
Lampshade:
You're so awesome
Canuhearmenow:
Bastion is better
Lampshade:
...not
Shanto:
It's not out yet
DM:
You have literally lost 1 damage every time you've used that
Nirrti:
it is out
Nirrti:
it came out today
DM:
Jekko
Nirrti:
http://store.steampowered.com/app/35720/
Lampshade:
Oh, bastion is on sale
Shanto:
Ah cool
Canuhearmenow:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDflVhOpS4E
Lampshade:
Jekko, shoot it to death!
DM:
Can he?
Lampshade:
He had only one turn
Lampshade:
from that thing
Nirrti:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Znw_wi39nsQ
DM:
oh
Shanto:
brb
Jekko:
shooting
Shanto:
I pass my next turn if there is one
Lampshade:
Will this be the first thing Jekko ever damages?
Canuhearmenow:
Nope
DM:
he hit something before
Lampshade:
Oh right, the kite
Nirrti:
he's already damaged himself
* Jekko rolls: d20 +3 => 10 + 3 = 13
Canuhearmenow:
Still nope
DM:
Mhm
* Ghoul 1 cowers
DM:
Lamp
Canuhearmenow:
Time for Nirrti to murder the shit out of it
Lampshade:
Can't do shit
DM:
Nirrti
Lampshade:
I heal another 1 hp from shanto
Nirrti:
WELL THEN
Nirrti:
and this time, fuck power attack
* Nirrti rolls: d20+10 => 20 + 10 = 30
Lampshade:
!!!
Canuhearmenow:
....
Nirrti:
fuck
Lampshade:
lol
Canuhearmenow:
Jesus christ
Canuhearmenow:
Roll for crit
Lampshade:
x3 crit
Lampshade:
ouch
* Nirrti rolls: d12+10 => 10 + 10 = 20
Nirrti:
60
Canuhearmenow:
...
Nirrti:
60 damage
Nirrti:
on a fucking ghoul
Lampshade:
What?
DM:
what
Lampshade:
You attack three times
Darth GW7:
what
DM:
roll for crit first
Lampshade:
that's how crits work
Canuhearmenow:
It's 3d12 + 30
Nirrti:
oh right
Nirrti:
well i'll roll 2d more
Lampshade:
You also make attack rolls
DM:
roll to attack again first
Darth GW7:
twice
Canuhearmenow:
Make another attack rolll
DM:
1 attack roll
* Nirrti rolls: d20+10 => 6 + 10 = 16
Canuhearmenow:
Make sure you actually get a crit
Canuhearmenow:
Yup
DM:
okay
Lampshade:
Two, the crit is x3
* Nirrti rolls: 2d12+10 => 11 + 10 = 21
Nirrti:
41
Canuhearmenow:
...
Lampshade:
One more I think
Canuhearmenow:
I can't wait to read what the DM says happens to it
Nirrti:
no, that was 2d, and i rolled one already
Lampshade:
oh
Lampshade:
right
Nirrti:
41 damage on a ghoul
Nirrti:
did it have 1hp left
Lampshade:
Who was fleeing
Lampshade:
You're so useful
Canuhearmenow:
NIrrti
Canuhearmenow:
You fuckin' sacrificed that thing to Khorne
DM:
you only roll to attack once more when critting regardless of bonus, btw
Lampshade:
Oh
Lampshade:
Didn't know

Z'ar Kor:
By the nine, there's a PSYCHOPATH ON THE LOOSE
Lampshade:
Nine?
DM:
Do you want to declare this a sacrifice?
Nirrti:
YES
Nirrti:
for khorne

Elias Guillermo:
how the hell did I survive against you in that bar brawl, Nirrti

Ahwassa:
The nine?

Elias Guillermo:
Omg*
Canuhearmenow:
That hit was so devastating and the sacrifice so great, the non-existant god Khorne in this setting was actually birthed
Lampshade:
Hey DM
Lampshade:
Is the ghoul reded?
DM:
no
DM:
of course not
Nirrti:
it's rererererereredead
Darth GW7:
rrerr?
Lampshade:
rrerrded?
DM:
It never existed
Canuhearmenow:
rrerr
Darth GW7:
rrerr!
Canuhearmenow:
Haha
* Darth GW7 wags tail
Lampshade:
It might as well never existed
Lampshade:
It was useless this fight
Canuhearmenow:
Nirrti you did to that Ghoul what the God Emperor did to Horus
DM:
Nirrti, roll a d20
Nirrti:
more like what Khârn did to skalathrax
* Nirrti rolls: d20 => 7
DM:
Ok
DM:
Everyone who can, roll Religion
Lampshade:
What
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 5 => 12 + 5 = 17
* Lampshade rolls: d20+5 => 11 + 5 = 16
Lampshade:
Did this seriously birth a new god?
DM:
no
Lampshade:
Oh
Canuhearmenow:
Kard found a new champion
Canuhearmenow:
Sorry Ahwassa
Lampshade:
Kord*
Canuhearmenow:
Kord*
Nirrti:
i am the champion of a heavy machine gun
Nirrti:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kord_machine_gun
DM:
so, Nirrti's made a sacrifice. This will have interesting consequences when you awaken the next day.
Darth GW7:
oh my
Lampshade:
Sacrifice to whom?
Nirrti:
the bloodgod
GRiM:
?
Nirrti:
THE SKULLTHRONE SHALL HAVE ITS SKULLS
* Elias Guillermo fills vials with the Ghast's blood
Canuhearmenow:
whilst dipping his bolts
Lampshade:
And we didn't recognize anything with the religion rolls
Nirrti:
we've yet to hear what happened to the ghoul
Canuhearmenow:
What about it
DM:
it wasn't for recognition
Canuhearmenow:
The ghoul never existed
Lampshade:
Oh
DM:
it was for the sacrifice
Canuhearmenow:
Nirrti, you erased it from the game
* Ahwassa dips her sword in the ghast blood
Lampshade:
wait

OMG'ahr:
And that axe IS MINE
Lampshade:
I do religion roll if the ghast blood is corrosive
* Lampshade rolls: d20+5 => 10 + 5 = 15
* Halfred searches for any valuabe
Canuhearmenow:
I think Imma going pitch a tent
Lampshade:
You don't have one
Canuhearmenow:
Oh
Canuhearmenow:

Nirrti:
inside ahwassa's tent
Canuhearmenow:
I meant sexually
Lampshade:
I has one though
Darth GW7:
We could just close the doors
* Xannan Hawkflight dips his arrows in the ghast blood
Darth GW7:
OH WAIT
Lampshade:
Yeah...
Darth GW7:
Any 13w7?
Nirrti:
pile the corpses on the broken door

Xannan Hawkflight:
done
Canuhearmenow:
Sad news Lamp
Canuhearmenow:
If I want to regain my charisma
Canuhearmenow:
And spells
Canuhearmenow:
I gotta be well rested
Canuhearmenow:
Aka, inside that tent
Lampshade:
Fuck that
Canuhearmenow:
Well fuck you!
Lampshade:
I grew tired of your lying anyway
Darth GW7:
any lewt?
Lampshade:

Nirrti:
AXE
Darth GW7:
LEWT
Lampshade:
XP?
Darth GW7:
also xp?
* Halfred searches for any valuabes
GRiM:
loot them
DM:
an axe, and there are a few boxes to the north
GRiM:
xp
Darth GW7:
br?
Darth GW7:
br?
Darth GW7:
br?
Darth GW7:
xp?
Darth GW7:
xp?
Lampshade:
Boxes!
Nirrti:
i report u
DM:
300 xp each
Darth GW7:
give xp plos
Canuhearmenow:
900 XP away from level 3
Lampshade:
Yep
Darth GW7:
960
GRiM:
910
Nirrti:
860
Darth GW7:
wait what
* Elias Guillermo gently opens a box
Jekko:
990
Lampshade:
860 is correct
Lampshade:
I think
Canuhearmenow:
delicately, like peeling a potato
Darth GW7:
we should be on 2040
DM:
Canu, roll for reflex
GRiM:
i have 2090
Canuhearmenow:
FUCK
Nirrti:
i have 2140
DM:
I kid
Lampshade:
You forgot the kite I think
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 2 => 18 + 2 = 20
Darth GW7:
how much was the kite
Canuhearmenow:
Wait wait
Lampshade:
100 I believe
Canuhearmenow:
Can I convert that into an appraise check
Canuhearmenow:
For whatever was in the box
DM:
Oh
Darth GW7:
Let's just search the boxes
Nirrti:
so what exactly is the axe
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20 => 5

Ahwassa:
Anything in here?
Nirrti:
anyone good with recognizing stuff
Jekko:
searching for traps
Darth GW7:
welp I fail to see inside the box

Elias Guillermo:
No idea, it's as though an outside force most make me recognize if anything's inside it
* Elias Guillermo looks at Hjort
* Lampshade rolls: d20+1 => 17 + 1 = 18
Lampshade:
Search
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 1 => 10 + 1 = 11
Canuhearmenow:
Oh
Canuhearmenow:
Search
Canuhearmenow:
That's 13 then
DM:
There are a few bags of gold, and a peculiar book inside.
Lampshade:
BOOK
* Jekko rolls: d20 +6 => 8 + 6 = 14
* Elias Guillermo ignores the gold and picks up the book
Darth GW7:
We take the gold then I guess?
DM:
hang on a sec guys

Ahwassa:
What kind of book is it?
* Elias Guillermo flips through the pages

Z'ar Kor:
A peculiar one.

Ahwassa:
We found it in a ruined walking cathedral guarded by ghouls

Ahwassa:
Of course it is peculiar

Elias Guillermo:
It's....

Z'ar Kor:
You're peculiar.

Elias Guillermo:
IT'S....!

Ahwassa:
Says the dragonboy
Nirrti:
NECRONOMICON
Lampshade:
Boccobs book of spells
Canuhearmenow:
All glory to the C'Tan
Canuhearmenow:
Boccob's Big Book of Amazing and Fantastical Spells
Canuhearmenow:
Magicarium
Lampshade:
It has only level 9 spells
Lampshade:
Muahahaha
DM:
oho, you have no idea how evil I could be right now Canu
Canuhearmenow:
I can still cast them
Canuhearmenow:
Oh dear god
Nirrti:
so what material is this axe
Canuhearmenow:
Not Explosive runes
DM:
you took the book, yes?
Lampshade:
Oh GOD
Canuhearmenow:
EXPLOSIVE RUNES
Darth GW7:
you can't be evil hjort
Darth GW7:
you're true neutral
Canuhearmenow:
EVERYONE RUN
Canuhearmenow:
And then suddenly Elias's head is gone
Shanto:
back
DM:
Nirrti, the axe is made from a strange type of steel. It feels light to the touch.
Nirrti:
axe
Nirrti:
oh
DM:
I just want to test something
Canuhearmenow:
Me Thrill?
* DM rolls: 5d4 => 12
Shanto:
am I dead?
Lampshade:
No
DM:
no Shanto
Lampshade:
You're at +2
Nirrti:
what roll would I do to see that
Darth GW7:
elias takes 12 damage
Darth GW7:
dead
Canuhearmenow:
I take 12 damage
Canuhearmenow:
Book explodes
Canuhearmenow:
Naw just dying
Lampshade:
Sorry dude, no spells left
Lampshade:
Yer dead
DM:
Heh
DM:
Nah
Nirrti:
guys, i need someone to appraise/whatever fucking inspect the axe to see what it's made of
Lampshade:
Important things first!
Lampshade:
Book
Darth GW7:
book
Lampshade:
Then ax
Nirrti:
fuck the book
Lampshade:
Then gold
Nirrti:
AXE
Darth GW7:
ax
Darth GW7:
book
Darth GW7:
BOOK
Darth GW7:
BOOOOOOK
Jekko:
ill do the axe
Darth GW7:
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
Lampshade:
Eww
DM:
Canuhearmenow whispers: what wonders do I uncover in the book!
Darth GW7:
jim dark magic
Darth GW7:
jim dark magic
DM:
So you read the book?
Canuhearmenow:
Yes
Darth GW7:
JIM DARK MAGIC
GRiM:
JIMDARKMAGIC
Nirrti:
DM
* DM rolls: d100 => 75
Lampshade:
Is it the manual of awesome?
Darth GW7:
JIMDARKMAGIC
Darth GW7:
75 damage
Canuhearmenow:
I get sucked into Hell
Canuhearmenow:
Oh wait
Nirrti:
what roll would you do to determine what something is made of?
Canuhearmenow:
We're already in hell
GRiM:
FHM, Increase Onehanded to 69?
Lampshade:
Heh
DM:
appraise
DM:
I guess
* Jekko rolls: d20 +6 => 20 + 6 = 26
Nirrti:
rofl
Lampshade:
Oh
Jekko:
appraiswe
Jekko:
on the axe
Darth GW7:
I guess he appraises it
Lampshade:
Is it a two handed axe?
Nirrti:
yes
Shanto:
Did we find anything
DM:
It's made of steel mined from the ethereal plane. You're not sure what it would do on a critical hit, but it would certainly do something interesting.
Darth GW7:
...
Darth GW7:
.......
Lampshade:
I guess we'll never know what it does then
Nirrti:
hey darth lets try it on you
Darth GW7:
I have an idea
Darth GW7:
of what it is
Lampshade:
Vorpal?
Darth GW7:
: )
Lampshade:
Well, that certainly would be interesting
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 4 => 11 + 4 = 15
Lampshade:
If a bit useless
Lampshade:
Because things Nirrti crits die anyway
GRiM:
image is Elias
Lampshade:
haha
Darth GW7:
studying up on ahwassa I see
DM:
As Elias picks up the book, he falls down, one hand on the book, one hand clutching his heart
Darth GW7:
It's the death note
Lampshade:
Wait
Darth GW7:
HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH
Lampshade:
He's fucking dead?
Lampshade:
I check if he's dead
DM:
dying
Lampshade:
Fuck
Lampshade:
Healing check!
Lampshade:
What do I need to beat?
Nirrti:
90
Canuhearmenow:
I'm at -3
* Lampshade rolls: d20+8 => 12 + 8 = 20
Lampshade:
Phew, that'll do
DM:
I think that beats whatever it was
Lampshade:
Hopefully

Ahwassa:
What was that?

Z'ar Kor:
Bad things.

Elias Guillermo:
hmgagsgsgdfffggg

Z'ar Kor:
oh dear

Ahwassa:
What? That sounds quite normal to me

Z'ar Kor:
I'm used to him talking crap, but not absolute gibberish
GRiM:
wha?

OMG'ahr:
What did he do now?

Ahwassa:
Read a book

Z'ar Kor:
One book too many.
* OMG'ahr is still a bit too distracted about the axe
Shanto:
Right well I pretty much need to go now

Z'ar Kor:
He's alive, at least.

Xannan Hawkflight:
what is up with that book?
Shanto:
Was supposed to go at 9

Elias Guillermo:
Brrbrabfagkaskgbavecnadaksjdakgb

Xannan Hawkflight:
should... we keep it?
* Z'ar Kor looks at the book
Lampshade:
Shanto
* Z'ar Kor but doesn't read it

Z'ar Kor:
:v
Shanto:
Uh huh
Lampshade:
I don't think there's anything that interesting anymore
Darth GW7:
:v
DM:
Do you pick it up?
Nirrti:
Zar's butt doesn't read it
Shanto:
Np
Lampshade:
So I guess you can leave while we finish up
GRiM:
he did
Shanto:
I'll see you all later
GRiM:
pick it up
Lampshade:
Cya
Darth GW7:
I look at the cover
Shanto is disconnected.
Lampshade:
We'll fill you with what happened
* DM rolls: 5d6 => 24
Lampshade:
That
Lampshade:
Can't be good
DM:
:P
DM:
no, darth
Jekko:
have cheched all the boxes?
DM:
did you touch the book or not?
Lampshade:
Too busy with the book
Darth GW7:
No
Lampshade:
I didn't!
Darth GW7:
D:
Canuhearmenow:
Who touched the book
DM:
Okay
Darth GW7:
you did
DM:
You did
Darth GW7:
nubcakes
Darth GW7:
Does it have any writing on it?
GRiM:
any way we could pick it upwith hand protection?
Lampshade:
I whack the book with my 10 foot pole
Darth GW7:
I was thinking of that
GRiM:
and keep it wrapped up?
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 5 => 12 + 5 = 17
DM:
It doesn't have writing on it
Canuhearmenow:
That was to regain consciousness
Darth GW7:
And sell it to some poor unsuspecting soul?
Canuhearmenow:
If possible
Lampshade:
Yes
Darth GW7:
Okay
Darth GW7:
I use my sword to turn it over and look at the other side
Darth GW7:
any writing there?

OMG'ahr:
Have you guys found any gold?
DM:
It has various arcane symbols on it, and the spine looks like a screaming face. It is bound together with rope.
Darth GW7:
oh
DM:
There's about 100 gold all told.
Darth GW7:
Arcana check someone
Lampshade:
I don't have arcana
Lampshade:
How about religion?
Canuhearmenow:
I do but
Canuhearmenow:
You know
Canuhearmenow:
I'm kinda incapacitated
Canuhearmenow:
OR AM I?
Lampshade:
Is religion check allowed?
DM:
You're conscious
Nirrti:
can i slap you out of it
Canuhearmenow:
Oh
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 8 => 1 + 8 = 9
DM:
give it a shpt
Nirrti:
oh oh
Canuhearmenow:
...
DM:
shot
Lampshade:
Yeah
Nirrti:
i'll INTIMIDATE you out of it
Lampshade:
No
DM:
Canu, it's a book.
DM:
It probably has writing in it
Canuhearmenow:
I did arcana
* Z'ar Kor shakes Elias
Canuhearmenow:
Oh

Z'ar Kor:
Back to reality, come on.
* Elias Guillermo looks over the book for wording
Lampshade:
Read magic?
DM:
Welcome to reality!
Lampshade:
We're playing D&D
Lampshade:
That's like the opposite of reality
DM:
I was responding to Darth
Darth GW7:
come on elias

Ahwassa:
What is that book?
Darth GW7:
>
Darth GW7:
> : (

Elias Guillermo:
It....

Elias Guillermo:
It... Has no title

Z'ar Kor:
Meaning?
GRiM:
*clap*

OMG'ahr:
Surely it must have a name

Ahwassa:
That's it?

Elias Guillermo:
That's it...

Xannan Hawkflight:
great

Z'ar Kor:
Is it safe?

Elias Guillermo:
... I'm going to just.... Hold onto this for now

Xannan Hawkflight:
a book with no title
Lampshade:
Religion roll?
Lampshade:
pwetty pwease

Z'ar Kor:
How do you plan on holding onto it

Xannan Hawkflight:
that makes you fall down and die a lot
* Elias Guillermo puts it slowly, as though in pain, into his backpack

Z'ar Kor:
from what I saw you can't even touch it without having a heart attack

Z'ar Kor:
...

Elias Guillermo:
I need to rest...

Ahwassa:
Yeah, that's a great idea, let's carry the obviously evil book with us

Ahwassa:
Nothing can go wrong!

Z'ar Kor:
I don't think we should keep it.
DM:
You needed proof of necromancy, didn't you?
Darth GW7:
aaaah

Xannan Hawkflight:
maybe if we move the corpses into the hall we can shut the doors and rest here

Elias Guillermo:
It's.. Really important for us
Darth GW7:
okey

Elias Guillermo:
Yeah, evidence
Lampshade:
Would this book have any historical importance?
Lampshade:
or religious?
DM:
yes

OMG'ahr:
Xannan, what doors, the other one is in bits
Lampshade:
or planar?

Xannan Hawkflight:
oh.
DM:
first 2

Z'ar Kor:
As long as we can get rid of it quickly.
Lampshade:
I have those
* Lampshade rolls: d20+5 => 16 + 5 = 21
Darth GW7:
Can we wrap up?
Darth GW7:
I have to go
DM:
but you'd need to identify the book first
DM:
sure
Darth GW7:
We're about to rest anyway, right?
Lampshade:
oh
Lampshade:
Can I identify it?
DM:
arcana check

Xannan Hawkflight:
We'll rest in here, in the corner. put the corpses in the hall and hope nothing comes while we rest
Lampshade:
Fuck
Darth GW7:
Shall we shove the crates in the doorway as a makeshift barricade
DM:
it's mostly magical based
Nirrti:
divide the gold?

Xannan Hawkflight:
Z'ar, help me shift these bodies
Lampshade:
So what's in the other box?
DM:
We'll handle the rest next session, I guess. Watch orders and stuff
Darth GW7:
kay
DM:
just gold, generally
Lampshade:
Do we really need watch orders?
Canuhearmenow:
So I rest... Where
Darth GW7:
yes
Canuhearmenow:
Lamp purdy please
Darth GW7:
we're in a necromancer's cathedral ruins
Darth GW7:
we've encountered skeletons
Lampshade:
Fine

Xannan Hawkflight:
I'm going to sleep on this box
Darth GW7:
howlers
Darth GW7:
skeletal burning bears
Lampshade:
You can borrow my tent
Darth GW7:
ghouls
Lampshade:
Ohshit
Lampshade:
That bear
Darth GW7:
I think we need a watch

Xannan Hawkflight:
it's relativly comfy
Lampshade:
THAT BEAR!
Darth GW7:
Anyway
Nirrti:
I SHALL GO KILL IT
Darth GW7:
I have to go now
Lampshade:
Bye
Darth GW7:
So toodle pip tiddly peeps
Canuhearmenow:
Bye!

Xannan Hawkflight:
I'm fully healed, i will stand watch for a turn if needed
Darth GW7:
and hooble doop to you too
DM:
you fully heal anyway
Lampshade:
Oh look, I have one more spell
DM:
watching doesn't affect rest
Darth GW7:
see you