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- I am a shy, introverted teenager with Asperger's. I enter a party to finally
- find a girlfriend. The girl of my dreams is nowhere in sight. What do you do?"
- "Well," you say, "you go talk to the people at the party".
- "What? Are you serious
- > go talk to the people at the party
- You walk over to the group and ask them where they are. They tell you that it's
- a big house party, but no one there seems to be interested in talking to you.
- > barge in making your best Super Mario impression
- You decide to try something different. You start babbling like a madman. Everyone
- looks around as if expecting someone to jump out from behind a bush or something.
- "Hello! My name is..".
- "Oh, hello!" one of the girls says
- > My name is Mario. Mario Mario.
- "I'm Mario".
- "Okay then, what do you want?"
- "What do I want? Oh, well I was just wondering who all these people were".
- > go eat a psychedelic mushroom
- You run up to the girl with the most hair on her head and grab her hand. She
- smiles at you and runs off giggling. You follow her into a room full of people
- eating mushrooms.
- > say "Can I have a mushroom?"
- She hands you a piece of brownish-green fungus and you take a bite. It tastes
- awful, but you manage to finish it. The smell is overwhelming, but you feel
- better already.
- > sing the Super Mario theme song
- You begin singing the Super Mario theme song in your native tongue. Everyone
- laughs and claps along with you. You don't know why, but suddenly you feel better.
- "That was amazing!". A girl says.
- > start jumping on the furniture
- You continue to sing the song and begin jumping on the furniture. This causes
- everyone to laugh even more. Finally, you stop and sit down on a chair.
- "Wow, that really worked for me".
- > jump up and down on the chair
- You stand up and begin jumping up and down on the chair. Everyone starts laughing
- > look at the Koopa shell toy on the floor
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