RonPaul.HAPPENING();

#include <iostream>
#include <functional>

using namespace std;

struct RonPaul {
    function<string(void)> HAPPENING = []() {
        return "YOU COULD HAVE LISTENED";
    };
};

int main(int argc, char **argv){
    RonPaul bitcoins;
    cout << bitcoins.HAPPENING();
    cout << "\n";
}