yojimbos_law

a pretty decent method for accusing people indiscriminantly

Jul 1st, 2016
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  1. Payton Pickett
  2. physician
  3. (Master Bedroom)
  4.  
  5. "Well, I'll tell you this," Payton says, "if I was you -- and I'm friggin' glad I'm not, hah -- but if I was you I'd look into Bill's college roommate."
  6.  
  7. "Don't know much about 'em. Alright, I suppose. Go find out for yourself -- in the Attic, I think."
  8.  
  9. Ryan Marshall
  10. college roommate
  11. (Attic)
  12.  
  13. (14 minutes)
  14.  
  15. ====
  16. ====
  17. ====
  18.  
  19. Ed Willis
  20. ex-butler
  21. (Living Room)
  22.  
  23. non-accuse
  24.  
  25. Audrey Smith
  26. cousin
  27. (Breakfast Nook)
  28.  
  29. non-accuse
  30.  
  31. Naomi Matthews
  32. child
  33. (Laundry Room)
  34.  
  35. non-accuse
  36.  
  37. Alan Roberts
  38. lawyer
  39. (Master Bedroom)
  40.  
  41. "Oh! Well, it was Ollie Zimmerman, then."
  42.  
  43. "What can you tell me about Ollie Zimmerman?" you ask.
  44. "Oh, that scallywag," Alan says. "He's Sophie's boss, you know -- and a boor, and a bore, and a bounder to boot!"
  45.  
  46. Ollie Zimmerman
  47. boss
  48. (Wine Cellar)
  49.  
  50. (35 minute win)
  51.  
  52. ====
  53. ====
  54. ====
  55.  
  56. Brianna Osborne
  57. gardener
  58. (Smoking Lounge)
  59.  
  60. non-accuse
  61.  
  62. Parker Nielsen
  63. boss
  64. (Basement)
  65.  
  66. "It was Fritz Christian for sure, Detective! That's the only suspect that fits all the clues!"
  67.  
  68. "Oh sure, I know Fritz Christian!" Parker says. "He's the victim's ex-housekeeper. He's way at the bottom of my suspects list, though. I don't think he has it in him to kill."
  69.  
  70. Aubrey Newman
  71. best friend
  72. (Library)
  73.  
  74. non-accuse
  75.  
  76. Jethro Stevens
  77. cousin
  78. (Wine Cellar)
  79.  
  80. "Naturally I know who it was," Stevens smirks. "Who in this house is hungrier for elevation from their miserable station than Curly McMahon?"
  81.  
  82. "Do you know someone named Curly McMahon?" you ask.
  83. "Hmph!" he snorts. "I don't know why you would take an interest in that rude little nobody, Detective. If you wish to lower yourself even further by actually speaking with him, he is in the Bar."
  84.  
  85. Curly McMahon
  86. physician
  87. (Bar)
  88.  
  89. "You failed, in 40 minutes."
  90.  
  91. ===
  92. ===
  93. ===
  94.  
  95. Jake Boyle
  96. bodyguard
  97. (Master Bedroom)
  98.  
  99. "Jake Hodges."
  100.  
  101. "Do you know someone named Jake Hodges?" you ask.
  102. "You are speaking of Sydney Burnett's butler," Boyle says, "and I wish that you would not."
  103.  
  104. Hailey Faulkner
  105. golf caddy
  106. (Smoking Lounge)
  107.  
  108. non-accuse
  109.  
  110. Wallace Galloway
  111. child
  112. (Breakfast Nook)
  113.  
  114. non-accuse
  115.  
  116. Terry Cooley
  117. butler
  118. (Library)
  119.  
  120. "It was Jake Boyle," he says dourly.
  121.  
  122. "Are you familiar with a man named Jake Boyle?" you ask.
  123. "No, Detective, I have no respect for such an unthinking degenerate," Terry says. "If it were up to him, there would be no art in this world but what might be found upon a television screen. You'll find him in the Master Bedroom, if you wish to behold such a monster for yourself."
  124.  
  125. (40 minute win)
  126.  
  127. ====
  128. ====
  129. ====
  130.  
  131. Serenity Barton
  132. best friend
  133. (Pantry)
  134.  
  135. "It was the chauffeur," Serenity mutters from behind her book.
  136.  
  137. "Can you tell me anything about the victim's chauffeur? you ask.
  138. "Steven Salas. We don't talk."
  139.  
  140. Quinn Daniels
  141. lawyer
  142. (Dining Room)
  143.  
  144.  
  145. "It was his chauffeur," he grumbles.
  146.  
  147. "I know of the person you describe," Quinn sniffs. "His name is Steven Salas, and he is a boorish lout with the literary education of a ham sandwich."
  148.  
  149. Paige Conrad
  150. personal assistant
  151. (Billiard Room)
  152.  
  153. Toby McCall
  154. housekeeper
  155. (Ballroom)
  156.  
  157. Brianna Thomas
  158. dental hygienist
  159. (Breakfast Nook)
  160.  
  161. (32 minute win)
  162.  
  163. =====
  164. =====
  165. =====
  166.  
  167. Morgan Armstrong
  168. lawyer
  169. (Sunroom)
  170.  
  171. "If you had to guess," you ask, "who would you say did it?"
  172. "Well I gotta say, Detective, I wasn't expecting such a direct line of questioning," Morgan says. "Tell ya what, I'll give ya a hint: check out Nevaeh's college roommate."
  173.  
  174. "What can you tell me about the deceased's college roommate?" you ask.
  175. "Oh sure," Morgan says. "Nevaeh's college roommate is great. I don't know them much more than to say hello to, but I can tell they're a decent sort. Check in the Lounge, if you wanna chat."
  176.  
  177. Isabella Nixon
  178. college roommate
  179. (Lounge)
  180.  
  181. (14 minute win)
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