jackiechan

I feel like jackie chan may be one of the most influential figures in modern history. His art, skills, passion and dignity, is completely unmatched. He's been through thick and thin just to keep his fan-base happy. Jackie, growing up in a small town in somalia, was a seasoned pirate by age 4. He was known to obliterate any boat in the vacinity of his coastal village. Local authorities didnt know his actual name, so being asain they nick-named him just chan. Later on while obliterating the scum in local karate competitions his real name was exposed.... The infamous jackie chan was confirmed. He was later hired by more somalian pirates to disable a boat with one karate chop. He was known to stick his hand directly through people skulls, giving him the nickname of Jackie Skull-crush chan