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  1. gordon why u tampering with crime scenes
  2. this sweet old dude is insanely doomed
  3. bye sweet old dude
  4. so chris' weird mullet boyfriend is the murderator
  5. i can't believe don falcone's torturer is morgan schneiderlin
  6. oh no
  7. don't incinerate butch
  8. i can't believe butch killed mario and luigi
  9. but this is new, no-fucks gordon
  10. "Steady, Master Bruce - looks like she's got the mange."
  11. harsh but fair, alfie
  12. harsh but fair
  13. don't sous vide fish mooney
  14. wow her voice goes high.
  15. BUTCH
  16. butch is a good thug.
  17. hm
  18. OUT
  19. OF
  20. FUCKS
  21. .
  22. enigma is a massive creeper and this is a bad recurring joke
  23. go away enigma
  24. i bet he turns into the joker
  25. butch is huge
  26. he's shaped like a friend
  27. and has a great laugh
  28. pen-pen you dweeb'
  29. oh my god enigma is the joker.
  30. isn't he.
  31. he does jokes. they're bad.
  32. he's weird and sending jared leto bullets to people.
  33. and would totally murder a guy
  34. winkler stabbed,
  35. himself?
  36. in the back???
  37. essen, a pragmatist
  38. Big Samantha
  39. this rules, everyone's bullying enigma
  40. he is a perve
  41. this is fine
  42. yeah
  43. he is a creep also
  44. are we
  45. meant to think otherwise?
  46. he's the motherfucking joker ffs
  47. pen-pen's thirsty mother
  48. i love how the multi-factional nature of this means that
  49. there are so many
  50. converging things
  51. pen-pen has no particular reason not to help gordon bust some corrupt cop
  52. the crime lords want the psychos gone
  53. pen-pen don't drink the whole champagne
  54. me worries about pen-pen's health
  55. lmfao
  56. hi fish!(edited)
  57. fish where are your goons
  58. okay granted butch probably killed them all
  59. except gabe
  60. er, pen-pen
  61. fish's goons are dead
  62. except butch
  63. the omnigoon
  64. the strongest goon
  65. the ultimate goon
  66. goon prime
  67. cat looks so smug it's kiiind of warming to me
  68. like sometimes she is truly insufferable
  69. but
  70. also she has a point here
  71. don't be weird bat
  72. okay these are not convincing lies.
  73. gabe is a good thug too
  74. pen-pen i don't think fish wants to work with you
  75. you can't just
  76. team up
  77. with everyone
  78. at once
  79. get him butch
  80. hey, butch killed an assassin
  81. what the fuck are you doing, enigma.
  82. chris why do you care
  83. okay no she's fine
  84. just
  85. 'look, i didn't want to mokc you THAT openly'
  86. no there is not hope, enigma.
  87. there ain't.
  88. hi gabe
  89. well, you have the pick
  90. what do
  91. WOW alfred is NOT HOLDING BACK
  92. this owns
  93. bully your child
  94. why destroy the snowglobe tho :frowning:
  95. snowglobes are pretty
  96. that one looked expensive
  97. HELL YEAH she's a wrong'un
  98. okay i don't know about this, gordon.
  99. i really don't know.
  100. gordon
  101. gives
  102. no
  103. fucks
  104. and her lack of fucks is infectious!
  105. hey alvarez!
  106. i love how gordon's most powerful weapon is
  107. shame
  108. you can shame people into making a stand
  109. is that bullock? it is
  110. goodnight fish mooney
  111. sweet princess
  112. delaware's gonna get whacked
  113. Oops.
  114. god gotham really has gotten a lot better over the course of just like
  115. ten episodes
  116. can we just fire enigma
  117. like
  118. he hasn't done anything yet
  119. just on princi-
  120. okay he's getting more spiced up about his dumb sphinxing
  121. there's actually Foreshadowing here
  122. why u hiding cat
  123. you normally can't get enough of this
  124. okay now you're being a shit to people who matter cat
  125. that was the shittest handshake
  126. reprimand him, alfie!
  127. 'she doesn't scare easily'
  128. assassins are not an easy scare!
  129. assassins are a big scare!!
  130. "bruce, i have a day job you needy little shit"
  131. the guy with the thing
  132. .
  133. that's a good
  134. point
  135. why did you stab frankie, pen-pen.
  136. we are don maroni; alex is pen-pen
  137. these are how these big masc bros work
  138. "Mis- Mrs.?"
  139. "Miss."
  140. "Good. Good."
  141. okay gotham does have a few
  142. posing
  143. continuity
  144. errors
  145. i never spot these
  146. i've seen like four
  147. .
  148. bullock this is not the most professional behaviour, but go you
  149. https://gyazo.com/80206bf277877c85f1abcb020f10a059?token=be33c2e191a266994a361d7bdb964a35
  150. Gyazo
  151. Gyazo
  152.  
  153. oh no this guy has found michael's fursona
  154. , and a taser guy
  155. lesson learned: fear nothing, ever
  156. i mean my big fear is just death, so
  157. would that make me super-invincible or super-vulnerable
  158. enigma you're not that kind of doctor.
  159. i hope he goes crazy and becomes the jok-
  160. oh hey
  161. he got suspended
  162. i hope he goes crazy and becomes the joker now!
  163. oh no they killed michael
  164. nice leg fish mooney
  165. Parrhesia - Today at 6:00 PM
  166. that's a nice captain
  167. to tell her she can see gotham on the horizon and say goodbye
  168. "i like him too" essen lies.
  169. nobody likes the joker
  170. this is a bad idea, pen-pen.
  171. don maroni is a good lad
  172. he's gonna give back th egun
  173. to prove his loyalty
  174. whoa.
  175. he's playing for keeps
  176. ,
  177. l
  178. m
  179. f
  180. a
  181. o
  182. "Yeah. Good secret, huh?"
  183. don maroni is the true joker
  184. that's a really good thing tho wow i mean,
  185. he
  186. does not need a gun to smash down pen-pen.
  187. (as demonstrated.)
  188. that's really clever.
  189. barbara's calling i bet
  190. nevermind
  191. i mean
  192. bullock beat up and arrested his mortal fear
  193. 'i'm scared i will be left without a ginger to kiss in this place'
  194. "This is not a business issue."
  195. and so it was that pen-pen's lies and deceit brought forth the spirits of Sha to gotham...
  196. "Well I would not like to die in a police station, surrounded by cops who could solve my murder, but a very slow and interruptable murder, "
  197. Clever girl.
  198. and then the joker sets up a bomb on the ME's safe
  199. ,
  200. okay,
  201. that was unexpected.
  202. what a jape!
  203. okay tbh,
  204. if i see the ME with a shitton of arms
  205. a prank is my assumption
  206. not
  207. 'there are thousands of arms in his locker'
  208. THIS ISN"T HOW SCIENCE WORKS
  209. pen-pen is at the nadir of his fortunes
  210. two episodes a day is a good level
  211. i'm not massively stressed today
  212. i'm glad that gordon has just moved past barbara
  213. byebara
  214. you a ho
  215. go away, joker
  216. hi fish
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