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2:41
Gallibon the Destroyer
test
2:42
Gojiratheking
L walrus
K*
godzilla damnit
Don't be stupid me.
2:49
Gallibon the Destroyer
test
Hmm....
2:49
JadgVlady
It is a fact that under equal conditions, large-scale battles and whole wars are won by troops which have a strong will for victory, clear goals before them, high moral standards, and devotion to the banner under which they go to battle.
2:49
LSDKama
 (???) *Walking through Takoshima.*
2:50
Gallibon the Destroyer
*It is a nice and peaceful day at Takoshima*
*Everything seems pleasant*
2:51
JadgVlady
BBL
2:52
Gallibon the Destroyer
See ya.
*Then all of a sudden, a building blows up instantly*
2:52
LSDKama
Bye
2:52
Gallibon the Destroyer
*And then another one*
*And then another one...*
2:53
LSDKama
*The STADPA-trained and equipped TSDF arrives on the sceen.*
*scene
2:53
Gallibon the Destroyer
*People flee in terror and panic, but also in confusion*
*Something is destroying these buildings, but there is no kaiju in sight...*
JadgVlady has been slashed by Gigan!
2:55
Gallibon the Destroyer
*One more building blows up*
*Crypto 140 gets a message*
2:56
LSDKama
(TSDF Soldier #27) *Speaking in perfect English* <{The fuck is this?}
2:56
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (???) *flies away, hidden among the trees*
2:56
LSDKama
(TSDF Soldier #69) *Speaking in HORRIBLE Engrish.* <{Irunno.}
(TSDF Soldier #27) *Sighs.*
2:57
Gallibon the Destroyer
*The message is from Gastro*
(Gastro) <([Hey!? Is this thing on? Crypto are you there!?]
2:57
LSDKama
 (???) *Drops a car on Soldier #69.*
 (???) *To 27* <{What's up, Kiba?}
(TSDF Soldier "Kiba") <{Not much, other than my last fifteen partners can't speak English.}
 (???) *Has an Icy Freezilator in his hands.*
2:59
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Gastro) *messaging Crypto 140* <[Hey Crypto we got a situation here. Something or someone is blowing Takoshima and it's definitely not one of our things.]
(Gastro) <[And Orthopox is absent! Where has he gone too?]
Fr0stfur?
3:00
X Jay's Wing X
oops
3:00
LSDKama
(TSDF Soldier "Kiba") <{Well, I'm going back to base.} *Heads off.*
3:00
X Jay's Wing X
(Crypto 140) <(I don't know? POX! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!)
3:00
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Gastro) <[That's what I want to know, where is Pox?)
3:01
LSDKama
 (???) *Uses his jetpack to land on a building.*
3:02
Gallibon the Destroyer
*On a nearby building, a bomb appears to have been placed*
3:02
LSDKama
 (???) *Jetpacks over to the bomb.*
3:02
Gallibon the Destroyer
*A red light on it appears to be blinking*
3:02
X Jay's Wing X
(Crypto 140) <(Welp, I don't know where Pox is, but I'm heading over to Takoshima.)
3:02
LSDKama
 (???) *Uses temporal fist.*
3:02
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Gastro) <(Alright!)
3:02
LSDKama
*When time unfreezes.*
*The bomb is flying through the air and lands in the water.*
3:03
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Gastro) <(I message you later.)
(Gastro) *messages out*
*The bomb explodes underwater*
* A bunch of Fish Men then fly out*
3:04
X Jay's Wing X
(Crypto-140) *hovers over Takoshima in the saucer*
3:04
LSDKama
 (???) *Heads into an Alleyway, summoning his Hoverbike.*
Gallibon the Destroyer has been slashed by Gigan!
3:05
LSDKama
*Which acts as his Saucer.*
Gallibon the Destroyer has entered chat through the RPverse portal!
Gallibon the Destroyer has been slashed by Gigan!
Gallibon the Destroyer has entered chat through the RPverse portal!
3:09
LSDKama
 (???) *Detects Crypto's saucer with his Hoverbike.*
You are now away.
 (???) <{...Interesting... After leaving me to die back in the 60s, he finally decides to show his face again.}
Gallibon the Destroyer has been slashed by Gigan!
Gallibon the Destroyer has entered chat through the RPverse portal!
3:11
Gallibon the Destroyer
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
DAMN YOU INTERNET!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*pants*
It's always got to ruin my RPs like this.
Every. Single. Time.
You are no longer away.
Gallibon the Destroyer has been slashed by Gigan!
3:13
LSDKama
 (???) *Gets on his hoverbike.*
Gallibon the Destroyer has entered chat through the RPverse portal!
3:15
LSDKama
 (???) *Equips his Coil-cannons; Rapid-fire, Minigun-like blasters.*
Gallibon the Destroyer has been slashed by Gigan!
3:15
LSDKama
 (???) *Starts flying up.*
Gallibon the Destroyer has entered chat through the RPverse portal!
3:16
Gallibon the Destroyer
Fuck this
3:16
LSDKama
 (???) *The shield on his hoverbike activates.*
3:17
Gallibon the Destroyer
I hate it when it does this
*sigh*
It's going to keep doing this isn't it/
*?
I swear there's always got to be one thing to ruin my RPs....
Everything was going fine and then this happens.
fml
Kama, Fr0st you still here?
Gallibon the Destroyer has been slashed by Gigan!
Gallibon the Destroyer has entered chat through the RPverse portal!
3:21
LSDKama
Yes
3:21
Gallibon the Destroyer
*sigh*
Great, now I sound like Meesmoth...
3:22
X Jay's Wing X
i'm here
3:22
Gallibon the Destroyer
k
Where were we?
3:22
X Jay's Wing X
bombs
fish men
3:23
Gallibon the Destroyer
k
3:23
LSDKama
 (???) *Starts to head off after Crypto's Saucer.*
3:23
Gallibon the Destroyer
*Crypto gets a message inside his saucer*
3:23
LSDKama
 (???) *An enclosed, space metal shield unfolds over him.*
3:23
Gallibon the Destroyer
*And this time it's from Pox no less*
3:23
LSDKama
*??? can see out of it through special technology, but he can't be seen.*
3:24
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Pox) <(Crypto? Are you there!? I've been trying to contact you for hours but wi-fi- kept crashing.)
3:24
LSDKama
 XD
 (???) *Hacks into Crypto's com system.*
3:24
X Jay's Wing X
(Crypto 140) <(Yeah, I'm here, but Takoshima's filled with bombs right now!)
3:24
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Pox) <(I don't how much time I got, but I'm stuck down here in Takoshima.)
(Pox) <(There's a reason for that, its-
*Px's message is then interrupted*
*Pox's
*A newer voice comes in*
3:25
LSDKama
 (???) *Is listening in on the conversation, but is totally quiet.*
3:25
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (???) <(Going somewhere?)
3:26
X Jay's Wing X
(Crypto 140) <(What the-? Who is it this time?(
3:26
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (???) <(I knew you would only come here if I was causing trouble, Crypto.)
3:26
LSDKama
 (???) *Thinking* <{48 years ago... Crypto, Gastro and Pox left me to die on Solaris.}
3:26
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Pox) *signal comes back on, clashes with  (???) 's signal*
(Pox) *to  (???) * <(Interuppting my signal in mid-sentence!? How cliche is that!?)
3:27
LSDKama
 (???) *Is now trailing behind Crypto's saucer.*
3:27
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (???) <(Shut up, I'm trying to sound threatening.)
3:27
LSDKama
 (???) *Fingers are just above the trigger to his Coil-cannons.*
3:27
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Pox) <(Oh yes, kidnapping me and placing bombs everywhere, you must have loved Bombshokc's methods.)
*Bombshock's
3:28
LSDKama
*Crypto's saucer gets a "Missile lock!" warning.*
3:28
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (???) <(...Anyways....)
3:28
LSDKama
 (???) *Pivots, shooting down a Nexo Saucer.*
3:28
X Jay's Wing X
(Crypto 140) <(What?! Was that you, cliche villain #50?)
3:29
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (???) <(I'M NOT A CLICHE!)
3:29
LSDKama
 (???) *Pivots back.*
 (???) *Hacks his voice into all three's communication.*
3:30
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (???) <(LOOK: I have placed bombs on some buildings here, as well as five cars placed with nuclear missiles. In only 15 minutes, this place will become a ghost town.)
 (???) <(Also yeah, I kidnapped Pox. And if you fail, he dies too.)
3:30
LSDKama
 (???) <{Shut the fuck up!}
3:30
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (???) <(I wanted this to be more dramatic, but Pox ruined it.)
(Pox) <(Well...)
3:31
LSDKama
 (???) *Repeats himself.*
 (???) <{I said...} *Now turns his volume up.*
3:31
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (???) *mesage ends*
3:31
LSDKama
 (???) <{Sh-awww.}
3:31
Gojiratheking
What if the purpose of singles ward...
is to no longer have a singles ward?
3:32
LSDKama
 (???) *Rams Crypto's saucer.*
3:32
Gojiratheking
DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUN
3:32
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Pox) <(Okay Crypto, you know what to do: stop those nuclear missile vans. Obviously, we can't have those things blowing up the city.)
(Pox) <(And one more thing-
*His Wi-FI crashes again*
(Pox) *on the other side* <(FRACK!)
3:33
X Jay's Wing X
(Crypto 140) <(I'm a little bit busy here! Someone's attacking me!) *swerves a bit as he's hit and starts scanning Takoshima for the nuclear missile vans*
3:33
Gallibon the Destroyer
*The five nuclear trucks then turn on and drive*
LSDKama has been slashed by Gigan!
Hypno1337 has been slashed by Gigan!
LSDKama has entered chat through the RPverse portal!
Hypno1337 has entered chat through the RPverse portal!
3:34
LSDKama
 (???) *Fires his Coil-cannons at Crypto.*
 (???) *Over his loudspeakers.* <{48 years!}
 (???) <{You left me on Solaris 48 years ago!}
3:35
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Pox) <(Damnit Wi-Fi, lives are at stake....)
3:35
LSDKama
 (???) <{If I hadn't hijacked that damn American 13 thingy and got back to Earth I'd still be here!}
3:36
X Jay's Wing X
(Crypto 140) <(What?! Are you Milenkov?! Some random Blisk?! Natalya?!?!?!) *counters the Coil-Cannons with his plasma cannons as the saucer nears one of the Nuclear Missile Vans*
3:36
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Pox) *messge comes back*
3:36
LSDKama
 (???) <{How do you not remember me?!}
3:36
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Pox) <(THROW THE NUCLEAR MISSILE TRUCK IN THE WATER!)
3:36
LSDKama
 (???) <{I was your Secretary of State!}
3:36
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Pox) <(JUST LIKE AT BAY CITY!)
*His Wi-Fi chrashes again*
3:37
X Jay's Wing X
TBH I haven't played Solaris in years so I don't actually remember most of it
3:37
LSDKama
{That's the point.}
{Crypto wouldn't remember him.}
3:37
X Jay's Wing X
Ah
3:37
LSDKama
 (???) <{...I'm Player 2.}
3:38
X Jay's Wing X
(Crypto 140) <(What
3:38
Gallibon the Destroyer
*The first nuclear truck heads towards Crypto's saucer*
3:38
X Jay's Wing X
oops
3:38
LSDKama
(Player 2) *Sends a grappling Harpoon across the city.*
*It hits a nuclear truck.*
3:39
X Jay's Wing X
(Crypto 140) <(I don't even know you, how could I leave you to die?!) *picks up the van and throws it into the ocean*
3:39
LSDKama
(Player 2) *Dives to the side, dragging the van through the air and towards the water.*
3:39
Gallibon the Destroyer
*That one truck is down*
*Four more to go*
3:39
LSDKama
(Player 2) *Has one of the trucks on his Gravity Hook.*
3:40
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Pox) *signal is back on again* <(HURRY CRYPTO, YOU ONLY GOT NINE MINUTES LEFT!)
3:40
LSDKama
(Player 2) *Is dragging it fast enough so it doesn't hit the ground.*
(Player 2) <{Crypto is mine to kill, and mine only.}
3:40
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Pox) <(Hurry before you run out of time!....)
3:40
X Jay's Wing X
(Crypto 140) <(I'M TRYING, POX!!!) *swerves to get near a nuclear missile truck, barely dodging a building*
3:41
Gallibon the Destroyer
*Signal cuts out again*
3:41
LSDKama
(Player 2) *Drags the second van into the water.*
3:41
Gallibon the Destroyer
*The building blows up next by him*
*Two vans down, three more to go*
3:41
X Jay's Wing X
(Crypto 140) *saucer gets damaged by the explosion*
3:42
LSDKama
(Player 2) *Speeds up, Hoverbike being faster and more agile than Crypto's saucer.*
(Player 2) *Flies past Crypto's saucer.*
(Player 2) *Dives down, chasing a Van.*
(Player 2) *Gravity Hooks it.*
(Player 2) *Flies up.*
3:42
Gojiratheking
guys
3:42
Gallibon the Destroyer
*The third nuclear van is then caught*
3:42
X Jay's Wing X
(Crypto 140) *saucer recovers and abducts a fourth van*
3:43
LSDKama
(Player 2) *Drops it into the water.*
3:43
Gojiratheking
I CAN'T CHANGE MY PROFILE PIC
3:43
Gallibon the Destroyer
*As is the fourth*
3:43
LSDKama
oh no
3:43
Gojiratheking
It says there is a error processing it.
3:43
X Jay's Wing X
(Crypto 140) *throws the 4th van off into the sea*
3:43
Gallibon the Destroyer
Maybe the pic is too big?
3:44
X Jay's Wing X
(Crypto 140) *chases the final van*
3:44
Gojiratheking
No.
Because then it would say it's beyond 500.
It doesn't.
3:44
Gallibon the Destroyer
Or maybe it just doesn't want to do it at the moment?
That happens to me sometimes.
3:44
Gojiratheking
nvm
3:44
Gallibon the Destroyer
*The last van is moving by really fast*
3:44
Gojiratheking
I tried to do it on my wzrp page.
3:45
Gallibon the Destroyer
*Almost like it knows it's being followed*
3:45
LSDKama
(Player 2) *Does a Split S.*
3:45
Gojiratheking
I had to do it on my fnaf wiki page.
3:45
Gallibon the Destroyer
kk
3:45
LSDKama
I know the problem
The image is too large
Happens to me all the time
3:45
Gallibon the Destroyer
*The final van's nuclear missile begins to blink*
3:45
X Jay's Wing X
(Crypto 140) <(Damn it, did I forget to cloak?)
3:45
LSDKama
*Time freezes.*
*When it unfreezes.^
*The van is somewhere in the South Pacific.*
3:46
Gojiratheking
no
3:46
LSDKama
(Player 2) *Can use Temporal Fist while in his vehicles*
3:46
Gojiratheking
the image works now
3:47
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Pox) *message back on* *to Crypto*
(Pox) <(Did you get rid of the vans?)
Gojiratheking has been slashed by Gigan!
Gojiratheking has entered chat through the RPverse portal!
3:47
X Jay's Wing X
(Crypto 140) <(Err, yeah. I got rid of all of them.)
3:47
Gojiratheking
Ta-da!
3:47
X Jay's Wing X
yay
3:47
Gallibon the Destroyer
yee
3:47
DrGodzilla120
DICK
3:47
Gojiratheking
Obi wan catnobi.
fighting battle dogs since 1999.
still the best 1977.
3:48
DrGodzilla120
Battle 'roids.
Steroids.
3:48
Gojiratheking
 XD
3:48
Gallibon the Destroyer
 XD
Kama, PM
(Pox) <(Good! Now meet me under the abandoned KGB volcano base!)
3:50
X Jay's Wing X
(Crypto 140) <(That place again?) *heads over*
3:50
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Pox) <(Ikr?)
3:50
Gojiratheking
Who is worse at typing
cats
or
mothra
3:51
Gallibon the Destroyer
*His signal then stops*
3:51
LSDKama
(Player 2) *Chases after Crypto.*
3:52
X Jay's Wing X
(Crypto 140) *lands under the volcano base and exits the saucer, not noticing Player 2's reappearance*
3:52
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Pox) *is trapped in some kind of strange cage like Crypto was in DAH!1*
Gojiratheking has been slashed by Gigan!
Gojiratheking has entered chat through the RPverse portal!
3:53
LSDKama
(Player 2) *Lands shortly after, stepping out of the Hoverbike.*
(Player 2) *Gets out his Icy Freezilator.*
(Player 2) *Chases after Crypto on foot.*
3:54
X Jay's Wing X
(Crypto) *breaks Pox out*
3:54
Gojiratheking
Note:I did not internet crash. everytime I join another chat the other chat takes away this one.
So i just typed this chats name in and poof.
3:54
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Pox) <(Finally. I was trapped in there since last night.)
3:54
LSDKama
(Player 2) *Uses a Gravitypack, which gives him a personal gravity field.*
3:55
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Pox) <(Now we let's get out of here before-
 (???) <(Not so fast. I'm finished with you yet.)
 (???) <(I've been waiting a long time for this.)
 (???) <(SO long....)
 (???) <(I just captured Pox to get your attention....)
3:56
LSDKama
(Player 2) *Fires his Icy Freezilator into the air, signaling to everyone he's here.*
3:56
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (???) <(I knew you would come and fall into my trap.)
*The exits in the Volcano base then close*
3:56
LSDKama
(Player 2) *Eyes burn with pure rage.*
3:56
Gallibon the Destroyer
*They are locked*
3:57
X Jay's Wing X
(Crypto 140) <(Great. Just perfect.)
Yeti4dayz has entered chat through the RPverse portal!
3:57
LSDKama
(Player 2) <{I don't think the other guy gets it.}
3:57
Yeti4dayz
 :3
3:57
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (???) *to Crypto 140* <(Indeed!)
3:58
LSDKama
(Player 2) <{We're not trapped in here with him. All of you are trapped in here with me.}
Gallibon the Destroyer has been slashed by Gigan!
3:59
LSDKama
(Player 2) *Swaps out for his "Axe of James", an Electric Guitar weapon.*
Gallibon the Destroyer has entered chat through the RPverse portal!
3:59
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (???) <(I got you in my sight now.)
4:00
X Jay's Wing X
(Crypto 140) <(Okay, cut the crap. Who are you?) @  (???)
4:00
LSDKama
(Player 2) *Starts playing the guitar.*
4:01
Gallibon the Destroyer
 (???) <(Don't you remember me? I'am Blastomycosis! And I come back from a fiery pits of Vietmahl to get my revenge on YOU!)
Gojiran103 has entered chat through the RPverse portal!
4:01
Yeti4dayz
 :3
4:01
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Pox) <(Who was Blasto again?)
(Pox) <(I don't recall him.)
4:02
X Jay's Wing X
(Crypto) <(Uh, me neither.)
4:02
LSDKama
*Varying Regional enemies from across DAH start appearing in the Volcano.*
4:03
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Blastomycosis) <(Of course you should remember me! I tried to kill you both!)
4:04
X Jay's Wing X
(Crypto) <(Well...we don't.)
4:04
Gojiratheking
Does anybody have some internet bleach
4:04
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Blastomycosis) <(You may have stopped me frying Takoshima, but I still got explosives planted on EVERY place you've ever been in Crypto! (Save for Solaris.)
(Blastomycosis) <(Yes even Turnipseed.)
4:04
Gojiratheking
I need to uncringe myself of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo1l49XhqfI and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5gj3BT77uw
so does anybody have internet bleach.
4:05
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Blastomycosis) <(So one false move and I'll destroy them all!)
(Pox) <(...that makes no sense.)
(Blastomycosis) <(I had a lot of free time before this event.)
4:06
X Jay's Wing X
(Crypto) <(Okay, I guess...)
4:06
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Pox) *mutters to self* <(Remind myself to get Gastro to defuse those....)
(Blastomycosis) <(But enough about them; I'm here for one thing; and one thing only:)
(Blastomycosis) <(TO KILL YOU!)
(Blastomycosis) *draws out Ion Detonater*
4:07
LSDKama
(Player 2) *Bashes Blasto with the guitar.*
4:07
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Blastomycosis) *is hit, makes an annoyed grunt sound*
(Pox) <(Crypto, kill this lunatic!)
4:08
LSDKama
*The regional enemies attack Blasto.^
Yeti4dayz has been slashed by Gigan!
4:08
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Pox) <(...Or they will, I guess.)
4:08
LSDKama
*As they don'f have weapons, they punch, kick and claw at Blasto.^
*Doing VERY little damage.*
4:08
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Blastomycosis) *is getting beaten up anyways*
(Blastomycosis) *gets back up and leaps at Crypto with Ion Detonater*
4:09
LSDKama
*15 of them attacking at once for five minutes does less damage than the guitar.*
4:09
X Jay's Wing X
(Crypto) *throws Blast back with PK*
4:09
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Blastomycosis) <(And this time I will make sure this Ion Detonater will kill you!)
4:09
LSDKama
(Player 2) *Strums the guitar, sound waves hit Blasto.^
4:09
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Blastomycosis) *is sent back, hist against the wall*
4:09
X Jay's Wing X
(Crypto) <(Mine's bigger.) *pulls out his own Ion Detonator and fires it at Blast*
4:10
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Blastomycosis) *is hit by the soundwaves*
(Blastomycosis) *looks at the Ion Detonater* <(Uh-oh.)
*The Ion Detonater blows up on him, doing a lot of damage*
(Blastomycosis) *oulls out Disintegrator Ray and fires at Crypto*
[UGH]