twitch.tv/stereotonetim 2018-02-14 [23:49] - 93633f8d-567b-486c-9415-c4bd4ee82170.mpeg

[23:49:18] it_is_fanatic: wow, losing money at a casino? never heard of that one
[23:49:54] earthmachine: A self sustaining casino ecosystem
[23:49:54] kneefoil: I know right? I thought people only ever went to a casino to win money
[23:51:02] earthmachine: Just how rigged did you make it?
[23:51:42] smarioman: Wow. Rigging the machines on the #1 gambling lot.
[23:51:57] celtrance: ^^
[23:52:02] bananaburger: thats why i dont even play the slots
[23:52:34] celtrance: Odds: Not Good
[23:52:45] earthmachine: haha
[23:52:49] santanadvxfan: Putting money into the machines is more fun that just putting into the tip jar
[23:52:51] smarioman: Wow. Learning all the gambling secrets.
[23:52:51] celtrance: i think its the far left one
[23:52:55] rintezuka1: Classified
[23:52:58] q1s2: they demand answers
[23:53:08] earthmachine: At least black jack can be fun even if you don't expect to win.
[23:54:31] earthmachine: They really need poker.
[23:55:04] thedumbesthorse: timClip
[23:55:12] smarioman: timLewd
[23:55:42] willster132: I’m eating pop tarts on the floor while watching tim streams
[23:55:48] willster132: I have reached peak depression
[23:56:00] bl0cks: at least you're pretty
[23:56:25] bobbob2238: youd definitely get mugged in syracuse too
[23:56:30] turnsie: depends willster
[23:56:31] celtrance: what flavor pop tarts
[23:56:34] turnsie: what kind of poptarts
[23:56:45] celtrance: LUL
[23:56:48] willster132: Unwarmed cinnamon
[23:56:51] smarioman: You're just a table away from a normal day.
[23:56:54] bl0cks: hmm
[23:57:05] celtrance: get some better ones man
[23:57:13] bl0cks: you gotta get those smores poptarts
[23:57:15] turnsie: hottest take of 2018
[23:57:15] thedumbesthorse: i'm fed up with this world
[23:57:21] growlkore: 10/10 texture
[23:57:26] turnsie: unfrosted cinnamon are the only good pop tarts
[23:57:52] bananaburger: man i had a strawberry one a few days ago for the first time in years
[23:57:56] bananaburger: it wasnt great
[23:58:04] bl0cks: i dont think there's a "bad" poptart
[23:58:04] rintezuka1: Substandard Space Odyssey
[23:58:06] cathidor: spaaaeon
[23:58:11] bl0cks: but i also have trash taste
[23:58:20] earthmachine: poptarts with no icing are the best
[23:58:49] celtrance: tim have you even eaten a heated poptart
[23:58:53] earthmachine: Not a fan of the brown sugar ones though
[23:58:59] smarioman: I used to have the blueberry ones. I liked those, but I know Tim has very different tastes than I.
[23:59:08] murugo: I used to get poptarts from vending machines at school
[23:59:11] draconianxp: I never trusted the toaster
[23:59:15] willster132: I’m glad I started this conversation
[23:59:16] kneefoil: Is this some kind of space opera?
[23:59:39] lambo: Urf
[00:00:11] willster132: Is that sim singing wonderwAll
[00:01:05] q1s2: stereo voice
[00:01:29] earthmachine: Tim's got a new lowest relationship person.
[00:01:44] doubleguns: Tim should play Phantasmagoria
[00:02:45] growlkore: nightclub is a new job like the restaurant and robot factory. still a bit buggy
[00:04:09] bananaburger: that was the goal
[00:04:13] traison: You don't feel bad
[00:04:15] traison: come on now
[00:04:15] growlkore: isnt that what you wanted?
[00:04:31] santanadvxfan: its a casino
[00:04:38] santanadvxfan: people spend money for stories
[00:04:39] dyrand: losing money is fun
[00:04:41] greasydratini: we all leave as losers
[00:04:46] arhowe: you don't become the number one games lot without making a few enemies
[00:04:53] growlkore: you can make 8k at a "day" of work in the restaurant.
[00:04:55] tifakitteh: You're the one who puts the odds so low :P
[00:05:06] it_is_fanatic: how can someone win if winning means that someone loses
[00:05:13] bananaburger: see thats what i mean
[00:05:24] tsarce: they might lose, but you win
[00:05:28] bananaburger: if that guy was cleaning you out you'd be mad
[00:05:44] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: how do I stop playing overwatch for good
[00:05:50] traison: Uninstall
[00:05:54] luna_moona: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3qfeoqErtY
[00:05:55] turnsie: play something better
[00:05:55] tsarce: uninstall, sell your bnet account
[00:06:16] traison: If you want to go further you could ipblock the servers
[00:06:17] growlkore: add it to your firewalls blacklist, password protect it and roll over the keyboard for a password
[00:06:19] noisecrush: change the password for your battle.net account to something 40 random characters long
[00:06:53] noisecrush: after changing the recovery email to a throwaway that you have given the same treatment
[00:07:11] turnsie: 15 minute mail
[00:07:19] turnsie: so you can't possibly get it back
[00:07:45] the_waren: Put some pee puddles outside for the decor
[00:07:47] growlkore: there is a website for temp throwaway email addresses you can use
[00:07:52] noisecrush: also cancel your credit cards, freeze your bank accounts, so you cannot buy the game again
[00:08:00] noisecrush: then go off the grid and live in the woods so you cannot make any more money ever
[00:08:05] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: this is too much work
[00:08:13] noisecrush: small price to pay
[00:08:32] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: big price
[00:08:38] turnsie: even easier
[00:08:42] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: having to stop being depressed long enough to actually do all this
[00:08:51] q1s2: I like that the cat just strolled right into the theater and left a second later
[00:08:58] noisecrush: I feel that
[00:08:58] turnsie: put up pictures of gaijingoomba whenever you play
[00:09:02] traison: could just give your user/pass to someone and tell them to change it
[00:09:50] kneefoil: Too bad Tommy doesn't have a football to throw around
[00:09:54] smarioman: I've stepped away from Overwatch so long, it doesn't even feel like the same game after all of the balance changes.
[00:09:58] bananaburger: if only
[00:10:11] smarioman: Kind of disincentiveizes me.
[00:10:35] greasydratini: boooooooooo
[00:10:49] ruby151chan: you eat in a kitchen?
[00:10:53] tristianski: wow
[00:10:56] tristianski: LUL
[00:10:56] greasydratini: who eats in a kitchen?
[00:11:10] noisecrush: you eat in the kitchen? I eat in front of my pc like the degenerate I am
[00:11:14] ruby151chan: do you use your stove as a table?
[00:11:24] greasydratini: you have a bathroom though
[00:11:39] draconianxp: @NoiseCrush You can put your computer in your kitchen
[00:11:41] ruby151chan: thats where I put my mail
[00:11:44] hackoon_: when your kitchen is your dining room
[00:11:55] willster132: ¿???
[00:12:02] celtrance: my roommates make the kitchen smell so i eat specifically anywhere besides the kitchen
[00:12:08] fusxfaranto: lol that half completed boardwalk is great
[00:12:17] anony54: tim is still working on the substandard hotel which is very substandard
[00:12:45] celtrance: kitchen and dining are 2 very different things tim
[00:12:49] willster132: I wish FreeSO had the same tts as that nasa game
[00:12:58] willster132: Then people could actually sing
[00:13:02] celtrance: kitchen is where you make the food, dining is the nice room where you eat it
[00:13:08] bobbob2238: my boyfriend has kinda smelled like peas lately, anyone know if that means anything or if he just smells weird?
[00:13:23] afrustratedgoat: they are very different places
[00:13:31] greasydratini: Dont forget the safety rails
[00:13:31] celtrance: fight me tim
[00:13:57] ruby151chan: do you not eat your food in your dining room with your china and pewter silverware?
[00:14:29] luna_moona: ...
[00:14:35] luna_moona: i have no idea
[00:14:35] greasydratini: Where are the screaming coming from?
[00:14:42] luna_moona: tell him to take a shower
[00:14:45] luna_moona: i guess
[00:14:55] it_is_fanatic: my one room that does everything: the bathroom.
[00:14:58] theeyesofsyn92: my family never ate together, b
[00:15:03] schrift: room where you eat and poop
[00:15:11] theeyesofsyn92: because my grandparents eat at like 4
[00:15:18] draconianxp: We will call it the "Tim Room"
[00:15:44] theeyesofsyn92: I eat my meals at my desk, alone
[00:15:54] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: SIMPLE AND CLEAN IS THE WAY THAT UR MAKING ME FEEEEEEELLLLL TONIGHT
[00:15:58] bananaburger: i'd rather do that tbh
[00:16:06] celtrance: that one episode of seinfeld where kramer just starts doing everything in his shower, including making a salad
[00:16:34] bananaburger: i didnt either because im under 40
[00:16:40] tsarce: julia no
[00:16:40] hackoon_: seinfeld is decidedly not good. that's what makes it good
[00:17:00] noisecrush: I'm told watching seinfeld the first time these days will be underwhelming, because everything after it has copied it so you already know all the jokes
[00:17:03] celtrance: it is good
[00:17:31] amithen: Si
[00:17:56] willster132: Da
[00:18:26] greasydratini: does anyone else hear the screams?
[00:18:36] luna_moona: i cant find anything on google jabout that
[00:18:38] bananaburger: other than my own? no
[00:18:39] tsarce: what screams?
[00:18:39] luna_moona: *about
[00:18:39] sharrakor: What screams
[00:18:46] kneefoil: The screams create an authentic casino atmosphere
[00:18:53] tifakitteh: It's all in your head, Luigi
[00:18:56] greasydratini: oh
[00:18:59] greasydratini: timOh
[00:19:04] it_is_fanatic: it literally sounds like a halloween theme
[00:19:04] greasydratini: Dont
[00:19:19] santanadvxfan: I think it sounds like old roller coaster tycoon noises
[00:19:20] sharrakor: It is a war
[00:19:25] earthmachine: I find it calming
[00:19:25] fennecwf: i hope you guys enjoyed Tommy's appearance
[00:19:28] santanadvxfan: people going by in a fast roller coaster
[00:19:33] celtrance: same santa
[00:19:34] kneefoil: War against the lesser casinos
[00:19:37] celtrance: tana*
[00:19:53] bobbob2238: hmm
[00:20:11] bobbob2238: but he should be showering regularly so idk?
[00:20:19] willster132: Grow upwards
[00:20:23] willster132: Two tier boardwalk
[00:20:26] celtrance: tim just subconsciously turns every game into roller coaster tycoon
[00:20:41] luna_moona: maybe he walked through a weird smell
[00:21:06] oldmario: diggles a weird smell
[00:21:14] mishmisha: Tim and Chat be my valentine pls <3
[00:21:34] bobbob2238: idk
[00:21:36] bananaburger: my people dont celebrate valentines day
[00:21:45] mishmisha: shh
[00:21:53] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: @ me if u will be my valentine
[00:21:57] bobbob2238: it wasnt his hair
[00:22:02] kneefoil: gumble gumble
[00:22:05] tsarce: what's in it for me
[00:22:07] luna_moona: what was it timClip
[00:22:09] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: good dick
[00:22:17] mishmisha: LuL
[00:22:17] draconianxp: @ you? Do I google you?
[00:22:21] tifakitteh: Oh, guess I won't then
[00:22:22] luna_moona: i hope you're not sitting with him and chatting with us
[00:22:23] tsarce: but what if i supply that myself
[00:22:31] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: ok then enjoy your self dick
[00:22:36] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: also im cute
[00:22:42] tsarce: w-wait give me a second chance
[00:22:46] mishmisha: @put_naked_julia_in_umvc3 <3
[00:22:49] bananaburger: i dont believe self reported cutes
[00:22:52] bananaburger: you have to take the test
[00:22:53] revolutionrespawn: oh no
[00:22:55] mishmisha: ;)
[00:22:55] it_is_fanatic: read that to us
[00:22:56] quichemeesh: danP cursed game
[00:22:59] tsarce: stop hacking the game tim
[00:23:01] growlkore: rip