YuYuYui - Ishitsumugi no shou 47

Uesato secret technique training - 1

[Hero Club room]

Ren: Yuuna. Do not eat exclusively broccoli. Besides, your sugar intake is high lately. Restrain yourself.

Aka: Eeh? Broccolis and botamochis are okay. Right? Yuuki-chan♪

Yuu: Yeah, yeah. Tougou-san's botamochis are delicious~♪ I totally get how you'd eat too many of them~.

Fuu: Haa. Just when I thought Hinata was the only perfect housewife type here. We got a new type.

Sek: But you're the same.

Hin: Jeez, you're flattering me, Fuu-san. Calling me a wife~♪

Kar: Don't forget the "house" part!

Chi: Well, she is slightly different from Uesato-san and Inubouzaki-san's types in my opinion... Renge-san, I mean.

Ren: Yuuna. What are you doing? It's bad for your stomach to exercise right after eating, you will not endure Miroku's attacks.

Aka: Hmph! That's not true.

Sum: Huum. Her words and actions... are indeed difficult to grasp.

Kir: To make sure Akana's in top shape, Rokku's dead set on helpin' her to the point of meddlin'.

Son: It's lovey-dovey between Renge-senpai and Akamine-senpai~♪ Byooooooo!

Ren: Negative. Vanquishing Yuuna at any point below 100% of her strength would be pointless to Miroku.

Gin: Eh!? Did she actually say something dangerous?

Aya: V-Vanquish... As enemies do. But you're close friends, right?

Ren: Aya, your kanji pronunciation is incorrect. It isn't "friend" but "rival".

Shi: They're both written in kanji...

Tam: Friends but rivals! Tama and Wakaba also compete all the time so I get that.

Anz: But it's not like you take care of Wakaba-san. It's completely different.

Nat: Right... A good example would be Hinata being overly helpful to Wakaba in order to kill her...?

Uta: What!? N-Natsume-san! Even as an example this is too scary!

Ren: Uesato Hinata...

Hin: Wakaba-chan, good work. I brought you a cold towel♪

Wak: Aah, thank you.

Hin: Please hand me your training clothes. Since it will be raining tomorrow, I should wash them today.

Wak: Sure, thanks.

Ren: ......Hmph, interesting. So this is the Uesato style. Should I adopt part of it, I wonder?

Suz: Brrr!

Meb: What's wrong, Suzume? You suddenly started shaking.

Suz: I don't know but... Didn't you feel like danger in the air? It's weird... I'm having chills.

Ren: Yuuna. You look exhausted. You should refrigerate your muscles.

Aka: I'm not particularly tired... Hyaaaaah!?

Aka: Why did you dump ice on me!? The bucket challenge is way outdated!

Ren: Remove your clothes right away.

Aka: N-No way. I don't mind it but everyone's here... Wait, why would I do that!?

Ren: Miroku made a point out of cooking and cleaning for you, however, Miroku has now decided to manage you in your entirety.

Aka: Eeeh!? What's gotten into you!?

Ren: Hmph. Miroku has to be perfect, therefore my rival has to be perfect.

Aka: Haaaa~~~???


Uesato secret technique training - 2

[A few days later...]

[Akamine's room]

Aka: Seriously... Renchi's weird lately. Haa, I'm finally alone♪ Let's put on some music...

Ren: Forgive me for the wait, Yuuna.

Aka: I wasn't waiting!?

Ren: Hmph. Reserve is unneeded. Now!

Aka: Now... why're you sitting down?

Ren: You are free to idle away upon Miroku's lap as soon as possible.

Aka: I-I don't need the knee-pillow! What's that about!?

Ren: Indeed, it is strange to have been called knee-pillow if your lap is used. Would this be better?

Aka: Why're you laying on another person's bed arms and legs outstretched!?

Ren: Feel free to idle away upon Miroku's biceps, which you have recognized the worth of yourself.

Aka: III-It's even worse than before! I-I'm not doing it, stoooop!

Ren: Grant her freedom she comes naturally, force her, she runs off. Yuuna is truly cat-like.

Ren: Hmph... Although, I do not dislike a puzzling Yuuna. To go further, I like it... to say the least.

[Dormitory lounge]

Kir: Hmm. So ya ran away to come whinin'?

Aka: She could be pretty meddling in our world, but these last few days she's been much more pushy...

Kir: It's okay to enjoy it. You don't need to do anythin'.

Aka: Helping out the right way also means leaving space. I like being moderately pampered.

Kir: Typical B blood type, I swear. But... I think Rokku's been followin' Hina-chan's example.

Aka: There's no way! Renchi wouldn't ever copy someone else.

Kir: Nope. Rokku and ya both had the same thought. When ya met Waka in this world.

Aka: ...! H-Haa? What are you talking about...?

Kir: No use playin' dumb. We must have realized when we met her that the previous Nogi Wakaba is in a different league.

Kir: Ya got a taste of defeat from someone who's just older to a shocking degree. Right?

Aka: ......

Kir: Well, that's fine. The problem starts when we got summoned here. Honestly, you thought you could win against Waka if you're the same age?

Aka: T-That... Yes. I thought that with my experience, I could beat the current Wakaba-san... I admit it.

Kir: Same for Rokku. But ya couldn't... Isn't Waka strong? Not that I'd know.

Aka: She's strong... When I was her enemy, I faced her with everything I had, but... I couldn't win.

Kir: Rokku didn't fight but she could tell. She's far from Waka, just like ya.

Tak: Ah, Akamine-chan, Shizuka-san. Are you two resting?

Kir: T's right. Talkin' about how strong Waka is.

Tak: Wakaba-chan? Aah, yeah. She's much stronger than back in the Christian era, you know?

Aka: Eh! What do you mean!?

Tak: After meeting Utano-chan, Sono-chan and many other friends, she became more gentle and stronger.

Chi: It's frustrating but true. Mental stability is important for Hero abilities, as if that was our true strength...

Chi: She was just stern before, but now she's more open-minded and lenient... B-But I'm not praising her.

Kir: And because Rokku thought it was Hina-chan's help that did it, she started imitatin' her. Not that I'd know.

Aka: Eeeh~...?

Kir: But that's funny. Ya both feel the same way but in the end, Rokku's the one who chose to bite the bullet.

Aka: ...?


Uesato secret technique training - 3

[Dormitory lounge]

Aka: What do you mean Renchi bit the bullet?

Kir: If everyone ate and trained like Waka, don't you think someday they'd win?

Aka: Impossible... Because in the present, we're all below her level...

Kir: That's right. So if neither one takes the support role and makes the other progress, they'll reach a plateau, right?

Aka: Eh... and Renchi's doing it? She's acting weirdly so I can become stronger than Wakaba-chan!?

Kir: That's Rokku we're talkin' about, she'd not admit it. But I know, because I'm a Miko.

Kir: In the Taisha and Heroes world, ya could hear whisperin' Nogi Wakaba has a Uesato Hinata!

Kir: I'd wanna make someone say Akamine Yuuna has a Miroku Renge. I strongly feel that~. I feel it~. Because I'm a Miko.

Chi: These people did say things like this... Well, that's right...

Aka: Hu~m, sure but... Being taken care of is suffocating~...

Tak: Really? Then maybe I should take care of you instead~♪

Chi/Aka: Eh!?

Aka: N-No, not with Renchi!

Ren: Yuuna...

Aka: Re-Renchi... You were listening!? N-No, wait! This isn't what you think!

Ren: It is your calcium intake hour. Chew these high-quality dried sardines Karin recommended. Here.

Aka: I'll eat them. I'll accept your feelings. From now on, I'll do anything you tell me to!

Ren: Anything... Hmph, how motivated. As one would expect from Miroku's rival, you are a worthy opponent.

Chi: They're synonyms... these two.

Kir: After dried sardines comes the Hina-chan style ear cleanin', how 'bout that~?

Aka: It's a little embarrassing... but if Renchi wants to do it... I will!

Ren: Naturally. Nothing is impossible for Miroku. I will show you I can clean, or even pierce an ear.

Tak: I-I think you should rather not... Ahaha.

Kir: Oh right, there's other Hina-chan style stuff... Wanna know 'bout them~?

Aka: Please teach us, Shizu-senpai. For Renchi's sake, I will become the strongest in the world!

Ren: I will not overlook these words. Miroku is the one to rule over the world, you are second.

Aka: Eh? You weren't pushing me up?

Ren: Negative. I am pulling you so I can overcome you. This is the very reason Miroku has been taking care of you to this degree.

Aka: Mmmh? Sure, whatever! Shizu-senpai. Teach us Hinata-san's techniques!

Kir: Hm! Nice spirit! I'll tell ya all about the Uesato secret techniques I know of.

Chi: It turned into techniques now... I don't think she has those.

Tak: But isn't it a good thing? Akamine-chan and Ren-chan could make up♪

[Hero Club room]

Suz: Brrrr!

Meb: Suzume... Are you shivering again? Are you sure you're not sick?

Suz: I-It's weird... I can't help but feel like something dangerous is about to happen...

Kir: A'ight, you two, follow me! I'll make ya miraculously strong!

Aka/Ren: Ooh!


Uesato secret technique training - 4

[A few days later...]

[Hero Club room]

Anz: I've heard that Renge-san was trying to imitate Hinata-san.

Yuu: I heard it too! She's apparently been helping Akamine-chan very actively in her daily life.

Its: Why would she do that? They should have been rivals...

Hin: Fufu. They want to be closer to Wakaba-san so hard they can't help it. You could tell just watching them.

Wak: Is it really? But I thought Akamine had reached her real power in her previous battles. So why me now...?

Hin: It may be a predecessor's fate to become a wall blocking future gernations, so that they can overcome it.

Wak: I see... Mhm. I'll go check on them a little.

[Akamine's room]

Aka: More... Haa, haa, harder, Renchi!

Ren: Leave it to me. Latissimus dorsi!

Aka: Haau! Push-up! Push-up!

Ren: Adductors!

Aka: Afuuh! Leg lift! Leg lift!

[Dormitory - Hallway]

Wak: W-What in the world is this!?

Hin: I-I'm not sure...

Ren: Violently slapping a muscle reinforces a Hero. The Uesato techniques are fearsome!

Aka: Haa, haa! I'm not done yet! Renchi, abuse my muscles much much harder, like Hinata-san!

Ren: Abdominal muscle! External oblique, internal oblique!

Aka: Kwaaah! Hip raise, leg raise, reverse crunch! Kwaaah!

Wak: What do you mean Uesato techniques!? Abusing like Hinata!?

Hin: Is that... what people think we do...?

Kir: Pff-...! Aa ha ha ha! Iih! I-I can't! This is too funny!

Wak: Shizuka-san!?

Kir: Ahahahahaha! Great! Crazy! Can't do that stuff without love! Ahahahaha!

Hin: This was your doing... What exactly have you made them believe?

Kir: Well~, I thought maybe ya'd be doin' things like that to Waka, y'know.

Kir: And I only gave them a tiny bit of advice. But I didn't expect, ahahahahaha! This would be so good!

Wak: Haa~. What kind of weird ideas do you have...

Kir: Mmh? Someone wants to help, the other is helped. This was the first step to settlin' things peacefully.

Kir: The result is a grand finale through muscle trainin'. Ain't my hunch great? Ahahahaha!

Ren: Trapezius! Sternocleidomastoid!

Aka: Oof! Shoulder shrug! Neck flexion!

Ren: This is still too far from Hinata's passion. Yuuna, accept it!

Aka: Ahaaaaaaaah! Wakaba-chan is incredible. Hinata-san does that to her every day! Kfuh!

Hin: Wakaba-chan and I have never indulged in such an indecent play!

Wak: I didn't see... I didn't see anything...

Kir: Ahahahahaha! Too good! You're doing great, Akana, Rokku! Keep it up... Ahahahaha!

Hin: Shizuka-san... We need to talk for a minute. Let's move somewhere else...

Wak: You may be a Miko, but I will show you no mercy...

Kir: ...Eh? Huh? Aha. T'was funny, so it's good, right? No?

Hin/Wak: No.

Kir: But it was funnyyyyyyy! Cut me some slaaaaack!