A Patriot for the Digital Age

Oliver Prescott Fremont was a proud Anglo-Saxon a Proud American and, despite the Hoxhaism that has taken control of his state for many years now a proud Californian. Oliver arose promtley at exactly 3:00 AM in the morning in order to prepare for work early despite the official workday starting at 10:30 AM  and him living within a 20 minute radius of his Silicon Valley office. He combed his short auburn hair back in a slicked back 1950s style and put on his outfit that consisted of brown loafers, white socks, badge pants, a brown belt, a white button down shirt, a tie that was red white and blue (as a plain red tie would suggest he was a communist affiliated with a foreign government and a blue tie would suggest he was a communist affiliated with his state’s ruling Democratic Party) A badge tweed jacket with dark brown elbow patches and a pair of spectacles. The attire most of the other employees at his young start up Gaming company, Pardyx Games wore was very informal but he refused to contribute to the moral decline of the American Empire his ancestors worked so hard to build ever since his distant ancestor John C Frémont became the first human governor of the previously uninhabited territory of California back in 1847.
Oliver then marched downstairs and made himself a cup of coffee he made sure was NOT fair trade sourced (a communist practice that was scarily common in San Francisco) and read his emails the first one was one he sent to his fellow tech colleagues and google inquiring of leftist bias that came from he fact that when one searches for homosexuality on google the first result is the Wikipedia article on the subject rather than his own blog exposing the inherently pedophilic  practice’s effect on the San Francisco Bay Area. He was disgusted that the official Google corporate reply told him Marxist falsehoods about Wikipedia being a site that gets more visits on average than his personal blog without even acknowledging how they were silencing his politically incorrect views by not shining the spotlight they need in our critical debates on them. The Google PR workers seemed completely unmoved by the picture he sent showing them a drag queen reading to children! If that wouldn’t change their tune Google as a company was clearly too far gone Oliver decided, this in fact filled him with so much disgust that he had to walk outside for his morning smoke early.
Oliver made sure to pull out a cigar that he researched was made by an American company with a plant in a Central American Nation ruled by a CIA-appointed President and lit it up. As he inhaled the smoke he thought about how California was indeed the state most vulnerable to foreign invasion in this year. First there was the invasion by land of Mexicans who consistently stormed the border who acted as if they were entitled to this Californian land they have no historic claims to. He feared that major cities like his native San Francisco or Las Angeles may  be lead by radical Chicano  Communist groups and  weak kneed Marxist Democratic mayors to adopt Spanish names in order to be more inclusive! Then there was of course the menace across the Pacific of the cunning but decadent Orient. His own Boss the young Game designer and entrepreneur Jake Chopra was himself the son of Indian immigrants. While he was embarrassed to work for a lowley Asiatic he was able to comfort himself with the knowledge that Jake was born and raised in a predominantly white neighborhood and went to American Ivy League Schools and that his parents would not have even been able to get their without the gifts of British colonization of India in the first place. So far  this was the extent of the Oriental menace Oliver was able to observe and he hoped it would stay that way.
Oliver took in the sweet fumes of nicotine and allowed his penis to rise in arousal for 5 minutes exactly before regaining composure. He stoically went back into his house packed up his laptop and mounted his modest white Ford car and drove to his office at Pardyx Games: When he got down and walked to the door his boss Jake Chopra was also their early texting away on his phone like the frivolous effeminate Asiatic millennial  he was but he looked up “Hey Good morning, Oliver is it? It’s good to see you hear early again I notice that initiative that grind and I really appreciate it bro!” Oliver took a deep breath in “First of all I’m not your brother Mr Chopra secondly I prefer to be called Mr Fremont calling me by my first name is highly unprofessional and I will take you to court for harassment  if this continues” Jake as somewhat taken aback “alright alright you like to keep things old school I can vibe with that Mr Fremont, anyways I wanted to talk to you since your here early and are such a hard worker would you like to be there with me while I have an important online meeting with a company we’re gonna collaborate with?” Oliver nodded stoically “It would be my honor sir”
Jake and Oliver went into the building and rode the elevator up to Jake’s office in awkward silence as Jake played Cookie Run on his phone and Oliver held his best to hold in a barrage of politically incorrect racial descriptions of Jake as if they were explosive diarrhea. When they got in to the office Jake threw himself buttocks first onto a bean bag chair and set up the big computer for the interview as Oliver stood stoically by him but a look of horror went on his face as he saw the yellow devil on the other side introduce himself “Good morning Mr Chopra, I am Long Wei the new representative of Tencent in the West.  We are excited to do business with Pardyx Games” As Jake was about to make his greeting Oliver saw what was unfolding before him, the first steps to the Red Chinese invasion of America and the enslavement of the White Anglo Saxon Protestant to the eternal Fu Manchu.
Oliver had to do his Patriotic Duty “I object to this deal in the name of America and democracy so you can take your Yellow Peril back to Peking where it belongs you Maoist stooge!” Jake said “Uh excuse me a moment while I have a talk with my employee Mr Long, a thousand apologies for this outburst” Jake pulled Oliver outside his office and hysterically shrieked in a low enough voice Mr Long couldn’t hear “What the fuck was that Mr Fremont, you’re ruining by business deal here!” Oliver rationally annunciated in a voice loud enough Mr Long could hear it “This is about more than just business this is about Patriotism don’t you know Tencent is going to collect data from your users and that they’re owned by the Chink Communist Party Government you spineless faggot!” Jake shrieked like the Asian monkey he was in a voice that was barely a whisper  “listen, I know your concerned about data mining  and to be honest it’s a concern I have with working with literally any big tech company all the giants here do it. And I really need Pardyx to do well because there’s this girl  Nadia Kapoor, and I’m sure you’ve been in love at some point Mr Fremont. And well she’s lower caste than myself and the only way my parents will let me marry her is if my company is able to make a name for itself in the gaming market. I actually picked Tencent cause I figured all our customers are North American or British and  the worst thing the Chinese government would do with their info is maybe ban them for coming to China, if I work with like Amazon or Google that goes right to the CIA FBI and local police and well you know one of the things I love about being American is our constitution but ever since the patriot act...I  don’t want to be complicit in that shit. So what do you say, help me with the lesser evil, for the sake of love?” Jake held out his filthy Maoist anti-white paw out to Oliver.
Oliver shook his head and cooly and logically replied at the top of his lungs “You stupid fucking anti white Communist Chink loving Dothead piece of shit! How DARE you claim to love being American when you in ANY WAY imply the Red Chinese don’t pose a threat to our people or that worse yet that the  BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN of our INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY and LAW ENFORCEMENT SERVICES are anything but HEROES. By the way your disgusting little caste mixing love story makes it  WORSE not better. Sure you’re all subhumans compared to me but I’m sure you really hurt your family’s honor with that decision though I’m at least pleasantly surprised your fiancée doesn’t have a goddamn cock given how you go around dressing!”  Jake unreasonably and selfishly responded “You know what? Another thing making dealing with my parents harder is that Nadia actually is trans, even thought we have Hijras in India they’re kinda close minded westernized assholes like you. I wasn’t gonna mention it because I read your blog but still valued your work as an employee cause you kept quiet here but now fuck you you’re just fired!” Oliver responded the way any sane person would by saying “Good luck running your communist  company without me you darkie faggot  I’ll go find a real American to work for!”
Oliver walked back to his car and to tell the truth he was excited despite failing to stop the communist sellout of America. He had been researching Tadworth technologies which was run by true blue (and NOT in the DEMONRAT way) American nobility and seemed to be a much better fit for him anyways. If Oliver was lucky he may be able to move out of the Homosexual half Latino Half Chinese hellhole of San Francisco for his new job, the future seemed bright for the patriot of the digital age.