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What the cuck is wrong with you?

Beastess
Jul 21st, 2019
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  1. Note: Due to not remembering an alt, he basically sent 2 dick pictures, after I asked for the second, he went on an alt to send another fake dick pic. I figured I'd save some interesting interactions I've had on here for others to look at and enjoy.
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  3. blackguard (9/7/18 12:40:16 AM): I'd prefer to see yours rather than one that's popular in reverse google search.
  4. blackguard (9/7/18 12:48:55 AM): Well, you have a good day, evening, don't seem interested in talking.
  5. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 12:49:10 AM): OK look I'm sorry
  6. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 12:49:15 AM): Forgive me?
  7. blackguard (9/7/18 12:51:16 AM): There's nothing to be sorry for, so you're forgiven I suppose.
  8. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 12:51:38 AM): Shouldn't I be sorry for lying?
  9. blackguard (9/7/18 12:52:36 AM): If that's your way of life, who am i to judge?
  10. blackguard (9/7/18 12:52:49 AM): But you are right about that.
  11. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 12:52:53 AM): I'm sorry for doing it to you
  12. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 12:52:55 AM): I am
  13. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 12:53:02 AM): Youre such a nice person too
  14. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 12:53:10 AM): Dammit
  15. blackguard (9/7/18 12:53:25 AM): I'm curious, are you bisexual? Do you like those dick pictures you shared?
  16. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 12:54:02 AM): Honestly they were just ones I wish you liked because it's the kind of guy I'd like to see you with
  17. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 12:55:26 AM): If that makes sense
  18. blackguard (9/7/18 12:56:59 AM): And what would you gain from that?
  19. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 12:57:23 AM): Idk it just turns me on so much
  20. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 12:57:34 AM): I'd love to watch you with another guy
  21. blackguard (9/7/18 12:58:10 AM): Ah, so you're into Voyeurism.
  22. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 12:58:45 AM): Well, it's more like I wish you were my gf so you could fuck whoever you wanted even behind my back
  23. blackguard (9/7/18 12:59:08 AM): Ah, cuckolding.
  24. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 12:59:15 AM): Yes~
  25. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:02:05 AM): Is that something you'd like/do?
  26. blackguard (9/7/18 1:03:41 AM): Not really, that's just asking to find myself carrying STDs.
  27. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:04:00 AM): But you could do it with anyone you want...
  28. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:04:06 AM): Or maybe just take a master
  29. blackguard (9/7/18 1:04:25 AM): I'm just answering whether or not it's something I like or do, which is no.
  30. blackguard (9/7/18 1:04:35 AM): or neither, rather.
  31. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:04:37 AM): Oh...I see
  32. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:04:44 AM): I'm sorry in that case
  33. blackguard (9/7/18 1:05:31 AM): Hey, it's your fetish/kink, nothing wrong with that since I've met several who're into that.
  34. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:05:42 AM): You have?!
  35. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:05:51 AM): Like...other girls?
  36. blackguard (9/7/18 1:05:55 AM): Nope.
  37. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:06:08 AM): Because...I can't find anyone who would do that to me...
  38. blackguard (9/7/18 1:06:59 AM): Start by getting a girlfriend, eventually if you aren't all that amazing, she'll go cheat/leave you with/for another man.
  39. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:07:15 AM): It's the first part that's hard
  40. blackguard (9/7/18 1:07:35 AM): I take it you aren't physically attractive.
  41. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:08:06 AM): Not really
  42. blackguard (9/7/18 1:09:54 AM): Guess you need to invest your time in improving your appearance, work on a charming personality, or, I guess if you can't commit in doing either of those, just get a lot of money, let them be aware of it and I'm sure if they're gold diggers they'll seek to dip into your wallet while riding another man's dick
  43. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:10:23 AM): Thats...not super realistic
  44. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:10:33 AM): Look, I'm sorry I wasted your time
  45. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:10:37 AM): Truly I am
  46. blackguard (9/7/18 1:11:02 AM): Oh, I take it you don't want to talk anymore?
  47. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:11:18 AM): It just sounds really harsh
  48. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:11:24 AM): Like you have contempt for me
  49. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:11:27 AM): Which is fair
  50. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:11:32 AM): You have the righr
  51. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:11:35 AM): Right
  52. blackguard (9/7/18 1:11:47 AM): And what made you think I have contempt for you?
  53. blackguard (9/7/18 1:12:03 AM): You're just a stranger behind a screen to me, I couldn't care less what you do.
  54. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:12:16 AM): That sounded harsher...
  55. blackguard (9/7/18 1:12:32 AM): But it's the truth.
  56. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:12:41 AM): Okay, fair
  57. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:12:52 AM): I guess I deserve that
  58. blackguard (9/7/18 1:13:28 AM): Well, since you're overwhelmed with your own guilt and making assumptions about what I think of you, I will spare you of my presence.
  59. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:13:52 AM): What else should I say? What do you want me to say?
  60. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:14:01 AM): I feel like I'm being beaten
  61. blackguard (9/7/18 1:14:38 AM): Because I'm giving you advice what you could do to make yourself more desirable to a woman for the purpose of achieving your fetish?
  62. blackguard (9/7/18 1:14:54 AM): You admitted already you can't get a girlfriend, maybe instead of using other people's images, you should work on your own.
  63. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:15:08 AM): I can't make my dick bigger...sheesh
  64. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:15:28 AM): And so what? Maybe in the meantime I'd like to fulfill it through fantasy
  65. blackguard (9/7/18 1:15:50 AM): Didn't say you make your dick bigger. Unless you think that's all there is to a man.
  66. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:16:11 AM): No, but it would cool if that's how you thought
  67. blackguard (9/7/18 1:16:52 AM): From what you told me at the start when we actually began conversating, I was made aware you were into me desring big dicks.
  68. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:17:04 AM): Do you?
  69. blackguard (9/7/18 1:18:00 AM): I couldn't care honestly, I got dildos for that.
  70. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:18:21 AM): Yikes, you don't even like pretending or playing along?
  71. blackguard (9/7/18 1:19:04 AM): We're strangers, and you already made a first bad impression. I'm not attracted to you sexually nor inclined to fulfill your fantasy.
  72. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:19:38 AM): ...okay
  73. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:19:53 AM): How much should I apologize for that?
  74. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:20:01 AM): I already feel like garbage
  75. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:20:12 AM): And for some reason you keep saying you want to talk
  76. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:20:18 AM): Why? Just to punish me?
  77. blackguard (9/7/18 1:22:00 AM):
  78. We already went over you being forgiven.
  79. You feeling like that is your fault.
  80. And is it wrong to Chat in CHATango?
  81. You keep drawing conclusions, I don't even need to punish you, you're doing that all on your own.
  82. blackguard (9/7/18 1:22:10 AM): Not that I intended to punish you, that is.
  83. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:22:23 AM): Then what the hell do YOU want to talk about?
  84. blackguard (9/7/18 1:22:45 AM): Lose the attitude or fuck off.
  85. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:23:26 AM): Okay that's just unrealistic. You can't berate someone and expect them to feel fine about it
  86. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:23:33 AM): You've only been mean to me
  87. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:23:41 AM): This is way too far
  88. blackguard (9/7/18 1:23:44 AM): Show me where I was mean to you.
  89. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:23:50 AM): I don't even understand you at all
  90. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:24:10 AM): Why can't you be a little nice?
  91. blackguard (9/7/18 1:24:21 AM): Respect is earned, not given.
  92. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:24:39 AM): I'm not asking for respect, just a little humanity
  93. blackguard (9/7/18 1:25:28 AM): You ask for too much in that regard with how you are talking to me.
  94. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:25:47 AM): Heh okay, you win
  95. blackguard (9/7/18 1:25:53 AM): So far you've been drawing conclusions and making assumptions about me without backing it up. And in your audacity, calling me the mean one.
  96. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:25:53 AM): I really want to like you
  97. blackguard (9/7/18 1:27:10 AM): And where did I berate you? By pointing out the obvious?
  98. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:27:57 AM): You inject no tenderness in your words. Everything with you has a hint of "these are your choices or suffer"
  99. blackguard (9/7/18 1:28:04 AM): Words have no emotions.
  100. blackguard (9/7/18 1:28:08 AM): You don't hear a tone of voice.
  101. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:28:11 AM): Like, is that the only way you know how to talk to people?
  102. blackguard (9/7/18 1:28:13 AM): From reading text.
  103. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:29:01 AM): We're getting nowhere
  104. blackguard (9/7/18 1:29:19 AM): You're choosing to argue about how I talk to you, for some reason.
  105. blackguard (9/7/18 1:29:37 AM): Well, since you are incapable of being civil in conversation, I'll let you go.
  106. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:29:45 AM): I'm not choosing this! Oh my gourd, this is infuriating
  107. blackguard (9/7/18 1:29:53 AM): Yes, you are.
  108. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:29:56 AM): I've been civil the whole time!
  109. blackguard (9/7/18 1:30:04 AM): You are so sensitive that you are being eaten alive by the choice of my words.
  110. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:30:26 AM): Youre exploiting that by goading me!
  111. blackguard (9/7/18 1:30:33 AM): goading you, how?
  112. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:31:12 AM): You act like your words are fine and when I have a problem, you turn in on its head and say it's really a problem I'm creating
  113. blackguard (9/7/18 1:31:22 AM): You are though, that's a fact.
  114. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:31:27 AM): You had no interest in real conversation
  115. blackguard (9/7/18 1:31:33 AM): "She's still talking to me despite being a liar? She must want to punish me."
  116. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:31:36 AM): You just wanted to pick on me no matter what
  117. blackguard (9/7/18 1:32:01 AM): Like even now, you are creating fabrications in your own mind to take make yourself a victim.
  118. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:32:17 AM): I'm no "victim".
  119. blackguard (9/7/18 1:32:19 AM): I don't know if this is a coping mechanism for being so full of guilt.
  120. blackguard (9/7/18 1:32:43 AM): Where you snap and try to get me to stop talking to you or what, but I find it rather pathetic. If you didn't want to talk, just say so.
  121. blackguard (9/7/18 1:32:54 AM): Since we did talk about fetishes and kinks.
  122. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:32:59 AM): You don't know me at all or how I think
  123. blackguard (9/7/18 1:33:03 AM): But then you got upset with how I started talking to you after that.
  124. blackguard (9/7/18 1:33:12 AM): Honestly, from what I've gathered so far I know plenty.
  125. blackguard (9/7/18 1:33:50 AM): You're a victim of your own mind.
  126. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:33:54 AM): You don't think it's arrogant to believe you've learned about a person sufficiently after an brief online conversation?
  127. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:34:55 AM): I don't want to fight or argue or whatever
  128. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:35:04 AM): So please just pick something to talk about
  129. blackguard (9/7/18 1:35:27 AM): Cute, coming from you drawing conclusions and assumptions on how I am talking to you, and thinking there's some motive with me wanting to converse with you.
  130. blackguard (9/7/18 1:35:39 AM): Right now, I want to talk about where in my words, was I berating/being mean to you.
  131. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:36:06 AM): No, not that. Something less inherently confrontational
  132. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:36:13 AM): Let's move on
  133. blackguard (9/7/18 1:36:29 AM): You wanted to make accusations and now you want to sweep it under the rug.
  134. blackguard (9/7/18 1:36:37 AM): We're done here.
  135. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:36:48 AM): I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING FUCKING PRODUCTICVE
  136. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:37:02 AM): But okay, your choice
  137. blackguard (9/7/18 1:37:06 AM): Indeed, it is.
  138. blackguard (9/7/18 1:37:16 AM): Learn how to be a decent human being.
  139. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:37:28 AM): I'm fine. I apologized for lying.
  140. blackguard (9/7/18 1:37:42 AM): No, you're not, especially with this psychological warfare you tried to brew up.
  141. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:37:44 AM): You went 100% bitch mode and I only have so much patience
  142. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:37:50 AM): So, bye
  143. blackguard (9/7/18 1:37:52 AM): I'd like you to prove it.
  144. blackguard (9/7/18 1:37:57 AM): But you won't, so you're in the wrong.
  145. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:37:59 AM): What waste of fucking time
  146. blackguard (9/7/18 1:38:11 AM): Being on here in general like anywhere else, is a waste of time.
  147. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:38:34 AM): So it is, you're right
  148. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:38:40 AM): Happy now?
  149. blackguard (9/7/18 1:39:20 AM): Not at all, I'm disappointed that you sought to make assumptions and fabricate flaws in my mannerism and try to instigate a fight.
  150. yourfinalheaven (9/7/18 1:40:10 AM): Okay you're right
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