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  1. Really scary? Hero Club Halloween - 1
  2.  
  3. [Hero Club room]
  4.  
  5. Son: It's already well into autumn, Halloween♪
  6.  
  7. Gin: October will be over soon, Hallo-Haloween♪
  8.  
  9. Sum: ...
  10.  
  11. Son: I wonder if I'll get lots of candies this year again~, Hallo-Hallo-Hallo-Halloween♪
  12.  
  13. Gin: Ah! Sonoko, you lose!
  14.  
  15. Son: Eh~!? But I added one more "Hallo".
  16.  
  17. Gin: No, mine was Hallo-Halloween, the next one should have been Hallo-Hallo-Halloween.
  18.  
  19. Son: My bad~. Let's do it again from the start~! With Wasshi this time~!
  20.  
  21. Sum: I will not take part in this game. Jeez... Haroen is supposed to be about scary things...
  22.  
  23. Gin: I see, too bad. I want to enjoy it with you, Halloween♪
  24.  
  25. Son: Yes, yes, the "Halloween game" is better enjoyed with everyone, Hallo-Halloween♪
  26.  
  27. Fuu: Ah, looks like you're having fun... Hic! What are you doing? Hic! Hic!
  28.  
  29. Gin: Aah! Fuu-san, are you playing the "hic hic game"?
  30.  
  31. Fuu: Hic hic game? ...Hic!
  32.  
  33. Son: We were playing the Halloween game that Mino-san invented.
  34.  
  35. Fuu: What is it? Hic, hic...
  36.  
  37. Gin: You say Halloween at the end of your sentences but you add one more "Hallo" each time.
  38.  
  39. Gin: I can't believe someone invented the same kind of game as I did... We're telepathically linked♪
  40.  
  41. Fuu: No... Hic! That's not... Hic, hic! What you... hic, hic, hic!
  42.  
  43. Gin: Eeh, then is this?
  44.  
  45. Son: Normal hiccups? Are you okay~?
  46.  
  47. Fuu: I can't.. hic... Stop since earlier... Hic!
  48.  
  49. Gin: Looks harsh, it'll probably stop if we can startle you, so let's give you a...
  50.  
  51. Sum: Gin, saying it beforehand lessens the effect of a scare. Shocks work because they're unexpected.
  52.  
  53. Tou: Exactly, unexpected like this.
  54.  
  55. Fuu: Eek!!
  56.  
  57. Son: As expected of Wasshi-senpai!
  58.  
  59. Fuu: Jeez, Tougou, don't scare me like that!
  60.  
  61. Gin: Ooh! Is the hiccups gone?
  62.  
  63. Fuu: You're right! Tougou, thank-... Hic! Sorry, it's not over... Hic! Hic!
  64.  
  65. Tou: What a shame. Suddenly appearing was my last resort, I don't have other options...
  66.  
  67. Sum: What about ghost stories? Tougou-san's breathtaking narration can work.
  68.  
  69. Fuu: Eeh... Tougou's ghost stories... Hic! Not the real... Hic! Hic!
  70.  
  71. Gin: But with the people present right now, this is our best bet to scare you.
  72.  
  73. Fuu: Do I... Hic... Have no other choice? Tougou, please go easy on me.
  74.  
  75. Fuu: My only condition is... hic... no splatter.
  76.  
  77. Tou: Understood. Then let me tell you a rakugo. Things may fall out of fashion over time,
  78.  
  79. Tou: But humans are not all there is, gods also exist. Gods of pestilence, poverty, smallpox and death...
  80.  
  81. Sum: It's the classical rakugo "Shinigami".
  82.  
  83. Fuu: Uuh... Shinigami... Hic... I've already hit my quota with Itsuki... Hic...
  84.  
  85. Tou: See? It's going out. Fufufu, better hurry, or you'll die...
  86.  
  87. Gin: Uuuh... Tougou-san, your acting is so extreme I'm having goosebumps.
  88.  
  89. Son: I'm scared~, if the candle goes out he's gonna die~. I'm scared~.
  90.  
  91. Tou: It's going out, it's going out, you're dying, you're dying, see, it's already going out. Hihi... Hihihi...
  92.  
  93. Fuu: Gyaaah, no more, I can't do this... Hic! I'm scaaaaared... Hic!
  94.  
  95. Gin: It's impressive, in a sense, that Fuu-san can still have hiccups...
  96.  
  97. Sum: The story is almost over. Please keep going. Can this last line get rid of it?
  98.  
  99. Tou: Ff~, see, it went out.
  100.  
  101. Fuu: Gyaaaaaaaaah! T-The shinigami's breath is in my eaaaaar! Thud...
  102.  
  103. Tou: It seems to have stopped.
  104.  
  105. Gin: I think only because she passed out though.
  106.  
  107.  
  108. Really scary? Hero Club Halloween - 2
  109.  
  110. [Hero Club room]
  111.  
  112. Gin: Wah! We've gathered an audience without me realizing it!
  113.  
  114. Wak: I must say, this was a nice story.
  115.  
  116. Kir: T'was a ghost story in rakugo and funny. You're amazin', Togo!
  117.  
  118. Tou: Thank you very much.
  119.  
  120. Tou: If I knew this many people would be listening to it, I would have trained more.
  121.  
  122. Hin: There is no need, it was already excellent. The shinigami was strange and eerie, but sometimes humorous.
  123.  
  124. Hin: I would like to act it one day if I have the opportunity.
  125.  
  126. Wak: Shinigami Hinata, swinging a scythe while smiling... A compelling composition in perspective.
  127.  
  128. SON: Kyupi~n! What about a shinigami cosplay this year, for Halloween~?
  129.  
  130. Hin: I see, this way I could show it to you. And if the costume and scythe are handmade... Fufu.
  131.  
  132. Kar: If we're talking about shinigami, Itsuki, isn't that your domain?
  133.  
  134. Its: I-I've got nothing to do with this!
  135.  
  136. Tak: Leave the scythe handling to Gun-chan!
  137.  
  138. Chi: I'll teach you everything from the start.
  139.  
  140. Uta: Scythe training!? Sounds like it could be useful for farming, let me join this lesson!
  141.  
  142. Sek: They're in high spirits, it could be interesting to do a haunted house while we're at it.
  143.  
  144. Tak: I like this! Hero Club presents, a haunted house! That's perfect for Halloween.
  145.  
  146. Kar: Fuu is still passed out, if no one objects to this idea, let's wrap it up.
  147.  
  148. Its: A haunted house. ...I don't do well with scary things.
  149.  
  150. Yuu: Itsuki-chan, what if you played a monster instead? It's not scary if you're the one giving the scares!
  151.  
  152. Its: Right. I think I can do this! If you're all willing to, I accept.
  153.  
  154. Kar: I suppose we have the OK from everyone except Fuu. Then she shouldn't have anything to say.
  155.  
  156. Fuu: Mmh? There's something written on the blackboard. Hero Club presents, a Halloween haunted house???
  157.  
  158. Fuu: Wait a second! What're you deciding on your own accord!? Itsuki, you obviously tried stopping them, right?
  159.  
  160. Its: No, this and that happened, then I thought a haunted house would be interesting.
  161.  
  162. Fuu: Say what!? Persuading Itsuki is playing dirty! I'm absolutely against it!
  163.  
  164. Gin: There she left...
  165.  
  166. [Sanshuu Middle School - Rooftop]
  167.  
  168. Fuu: Jeez, how can they plan a haunted house while people fainted...
  169.  
  170. Nat: Ah, I found Fuu!
  171.  
  172. Sek: Heey, senpai, please listen to us. There's a bunch of merits to making a haunted house.
  173.  
  174. Ren: For instance, an event open to the public can be enjoyed by the locals.
  175.  
  176. Uta: And if we held pumpkins sales in front of the house, it would rejoice the farmers!
  177.  
  178. Its: Onee-chan, don't you say it every time? That you want a Halloween like no other.
  179.  
  180. Fuu: Mmmh... I get it but a no is still a no!
  181.  
  182. Aka: Mmh, if Itsuki-chan failed at persuading her, do we have to give up...?
  183.  
  184. Kir: Get this! I'll tell ya somethin' nice. If we make this haunted house, Itssun would... Mumble...
  185.  
  186. Fuu: W-What did you say!? Itsuki will play a "cultist sister"!?
  187.  
  188. Its: Eh, I never heard about this.
  189.  
  190. Ren: Shh. I believe Shizu-san must have a plan. Let us wait and see.
  191.  
  192. Its: Okay... Gulp.
  193.  
  194. Kir: A little sister... She'll be a sister because she's a sister... Kiddin'!
  195.  
  196. Aka: That was just a pun!?
  197.  
  198. Fuu: Shizuka, what you're telling me is that Itsuki will wear a sister outfit, did I understand that right?
  199.  
  200. Kir: Precisely. Still against the haunted house idea after this?
  201.  
  202. Fuu: Let's do this! Hero Club presents, Halloween haunted house is accepted!
  203.  
  204. Its: Waah! Onee-chan and Shizuka-san are solemnly shaking hands!
  205.  
  206.  
  207. Really scary? Hero Club Halloween - 3
  208.  
  209. [Hero Club room]
  210.  
  211. Fuu: In short, this year, the Hero Club will be holding a haunted house for Halloween!
  212.  
  213. Tam: She's brimming with motivation for someone who didn't want any of this.
  214.  
  215. Anz: Of course she is. She wants to see Itsuki-chan wearing a cultist sister outfit!
  216.  
  217. Fuu: We'll do this on Halloween day, the 31 of October.
  218.  
  219. Meb: What about the time? While we're at it, opening at night seems like a stimulating idea.
  220.  
  221. Uta: Yeah, if we turn the pumpkin lanterns on, the ambiance will be perfect!
  222.  
  223. Fuu: No, no, no! Not that! Anything but nighttime!
  224.  
  225. Yuu: Mmh, if Fuu-senpai doesn't like it, I guess we can limit ourselves to only daytime.
  226.  
  227. Tou: Indeed, being granted permission to hold it already feels like a miracle.
  228.  
  229. Fuu: Phew. So we'll need a location next. Who has an idea?
  230.  
  231. Yum: The schoolyard is spacious enough to be usable, is it not?
  232.  
  233. Shi: The schoolyard during the day... Isn't it too bright...?
  234.  
  235. Suz: And the gymnasium? If we pull the curtains, we can make it pitch-black.
  236.  
  237. Meb: Unfortunately, the volleyball club has a match on this day, they made a reservation.
  238.  
  239. Kar: Mmh, so somewhere else that's vast, and is free to use...
  240.  
  241. Mit: Ah, and the city's meeting hall? It's big, can be dark during the day, and easy to reserve.
  242.  
  243. Uta: Mii-chan, good idea!
  244.  
  245. Hin: From looking at their home page, they appear to be free on the 31st, there should be room for negotiation.
  246.  
  247. Fuu: So we can say the location is decided, we're left with what we will do. Any ideas?
  248.  
  249. Anz: Rather than scary monsters, should we focus on scares that can be felt through the fives senses?
  250.  
  251. Sek: Build up the apprehension with sounds and smells. I like it!
  252.  
  253. Kir: Since we'll have a sister, we gotta have a church to go with it!
  254.  
  255. Aki: For example, we could have a swarm of zombies in a graveyard around the church!
  256.  
  257. Yos: While it seems a little too cliche... It may in fact be rather interesting.
  258.  
  259. Tam: Mmh... Sure it's interesting, but it doesn't have enough Halloween feeling, you know?
  260.  
  261. Suz: Please elaborate.
  262.  
  263. Tam: As a set with the haunted house, let's have a candy one!
  264.  
  265. Gin: A candy house, that sounds fun! But will they let us do that in the city meeting hall?
  266.  
  267. Chi: On top of difficult preparations, we'll also attract a procession of ants, that's what I call true horror...
  268.  
  269. Tam: No good, huh... So something else that really feels Halloween...
  270.  
  271. Yuu: The Vertexes have appealed!
  272.  
  273. Fuu: Their looks are horrific and they might have a Halloween vibe to them...
  274.  
  275. Hin: Which begs the question, Fuu-san, since Vertexes and monsters look similar, are you not scared of them?
  276.  
  277. Fuu: I'm scared. Of monsters but of Vertexes too. I didn't forget.
  278.  
  279. Fuu: But they're preferable to monsters that only knock you down. Alright everyone, let's go knock them down!
  280.  
  281.  
  282. Really scary? Hero Club Halloween - 4
  283.  
  284. [The next day]
  285.  
  286. [Shopping district]
  287.  
  288. Son: I hope we can reserve the town meeting hall~.
  289.  
  290. SON: As the Hero Club representatives, we have to carry out those negotiations!
  291.  
  292. Wak: At any rate, why is it the 4 of us? What about Fuu-san?
  293.  
  294. Hin: She seems to be busy with another request, I was the one to suggest these members.
  295.  
  296. Hin: I supposed it would be unlikely to cause problems with some elected few.
  297.  
  298. SON: That's on the surface, you actually just wanted a date with Waka-chan~.
  299.  
  300. Son: Sorry you had to bring the kids along~.
  301.  
  302. Hin: Fufu, don't worry about this. We've had plenty of time together on the way here♪
  303.  
  304. Wak: T-That's the truth, but more importantly...
  305.  
  306. Wak: Shouldn't we try to come up with an outline for the haunted house?
  307.  
  308. Son: Something like a theme~?
  309.  
  310. Hin: Haunted houses indeed have many different themes like western and eastern styles for instance.
  311.  
  312. SON: I saw a haunted house that was like an abandoned hospital on TV, it was very scary~.
  313.  
  314. Son: Abandoned schools and buildings look like they're swarming with monsters, they're scary too~.
  315.  
  316. Hin: I see. World views differ, but shinigamis I have in mind would fit any place.
  317.  
  318. Wak: Their presence is discomforting regardless of where they are, shinigamis may be the bosses of the monster world.
  319.  
  320. [Street corner]
  321.  
  322. SON: We've just arrived at the city hall~! Let us go to battle~!
  323.  
  324. SON/Son: Trick or trea~~t!
  325.  
  326. Wak: Don't be hyper at the place of our important negotiations.
  327.  
  328. SON: Ehehe. I got too excited I couldn't control it.
  329.  
  330. Wak: Jeez, you won't be making this easy. Are you sure you're in a condition to negotiate?
  331.  
  332. Hin: In this case, should Wakaba-chan and I take care of it on our own?
  333.  
  334. SON: Maybe~! We'll send you our power from outside!
  335.  
  336. SON/Son: Successful negotiations~! Successful negotiations~!
  337.  
  338. SON: Hinatan, Waka-chan, how did it go?
  339.  
  340. Hin: Well... Haa...
  341.  
  342. Son: Not so well maybe~?
  343.  
  344. Wak: It would seem, they're free on the 31st, but a different event will be held there the day before.
  345.  
  346. Hin: Taking the time we will need to prepare into account, we realized it would be realistically impossible...
  347.  
  348. SON: Is that so~? Sad.
  349.  
  350. Son: So where should we do it instead~?
  351.  
  352. Hin: Mmh, no place at school is looking particularly adequate...
  353.  
  354. Wak: And the dormitory? The main room may be a little cramped, but if we put in the time, it's possible to prepare.
  355.  
  356. SON: Sound good~!
  357.  
  358. Son: And we're free to use it as we want!
  359.  
  360. Hin: Good idea. Let's submit this proposition to Fuu-san.
  361.  
  362.  
  363. Really scary? Hero Club Halloween - 5
  364.  
  365. [DIY Store]
  366.  
  367. Tam: Waah, look at all this huge lumber! Tama's getting hyped up!
  368.  
  369. Kar: Tamako! Don't swing planks around! It's dangerous.
  370.  
  371. Tam: Well, I got too excited I couldn't control it.
  372.  
  373. Nat: Is this every material Mebuki asked for?
  374.  
  375. Yuu: Yup! She said to go back slowly and carefully because it's heavy.
  376.  
  377. [Road]
  378.  
  379. Tam: This plywood and these planks will become our haunted house, right!?
  380.  
  381. Nat: Yes, I can't wait.
  382.  
  383. Yuu: The best part is when we do the fun preparations♪
  384.  
  385. Kar: Shallow in appearance, this was actually deep... I think the same.
  386.  
  387. [Dormitory - All-purpose room]
  388.  
  389. Kar: The construction is going along nicely. Ooi, Mebuki, we've got the extra materials.
  390.  
  391. Kar: Huh? She's not here. Where did the site overseer go?
  392.  
  393. Yuu: Ah, over here. She's talking with Fuu-senpai and someone else.
  394.  
  395. Kar: That's quite a crowd they've got going, isn't it the softball club?
  396.  
  397. Fuu: Ah, Karin and the rest, welcome back. They've agreed to help us with the construction.
  398.  
  399. Softball member: The Hero Club is always a huge help to us.
  400.  
  401. Yuu: Waah! I'm so happy!!
  402.  
  403. Kar: Our efforts paid off in the end.
  404.  
  405. Hin: The softball club members aren't the only help we will receive.
  406.  
  407. Home Ec. member 1: We're here too, let us help you with creating the costumes!
  408.  
  409. Home Ec. member 2: And as refreshments, along with Uesato-san we made for you special drinks that will make you full of energy.
  410.  
  411. Fuu: I expected no less from the home ec. club. Thank you! Is the costume-making going well?
  412.  
  413. Hin: Yes, with such reliable helpers, the costumes are looking to be great.
  414.  
  415. Hin: What about you, Fuu-san? You're working on a horror set...
  416.  
  417. Fuu: It's scary, but I'm not alone so I'm having fun.
  418.  
  419. Chi: Inubouzaki-san got called out by the shinigami.
  420.  
  421. Wak: Hinata is a saint. The proof being right here, refreshments with a lot of work put into them.
  422.  
  423. Chi: I guess so. This punch feels like it'll fill us with energy.
  424.  
  425. Hin: Fufufu, though I will keep the ingredients a secret♪
  426.  
  427. Chi: It's quite something when the shinigami says it...
  428.  
  429.  
  430. Really scary? Hero Club Halloween - 6
  431.  
  432. [Costume check day]
  433.  
  434. [Dormitory - All-purpose room]
  435.  
  436. Suz: Waah! Miroku-san's costume is amazing. She's like a real zombie.
  437.  
  438. Yum: Worn-out as it may be, it is the finest in my eyes! I shall provide the most gorgeous zombie acting!
  439.  
  440. Shi: Gorgeous... We don't need that...
  441.  
  442. Kir: Huh? Fuu, Ittsun's changin' over there. Why's yer back turned?
  443.  
  444. Ren: Hmph, currently is held costume coordination for monsters, hence her fear.
  445.  
  446. Fuu: N-Not at all! I'm just holding back to keep my motivation.
  447.  
  448. Kir: Motivation?
  449.  
  450. Fuu: To see Itsuki's sister costume on Halloween! That way I'll work hard on the preparations even if I'm scared.
  451.  
  452. Ren: I see, much deliberate.
  453.  
  454. Kir: Then I'm gonna relate what's goin' on for ya.
  455.  
  456. Kir: Ittsun in a sister costume... Crazy, she's too cute I can't find the words.
  457.  
  458. Fuu: That doesn't explain anything!
  459.  
  460. Kir: See for yerself if ya don't like it.
  461.  
  462. Kir: She's right behind ya. Yer sister in a cute sister costume!
  463.  
  464. Fuu: Kuh, I want to see... I want to see her...! But I can't! I'll endure it!
  465.  
  466. Meb: You saw everyone else's costumes. Weren't you scared?
  467.  
  468. Fuu: Right, the triples Yuunas' Jiangashis were all matching so I felt the pressure.
  469.  
  470. Fuu: Tama and Miroku's zombies were pretty intense. I wouldn't want to meet them at night.
  471.  
  472. Wak: You seem calmer than that I imagined. You too have become more reliable.
  473.  
  474. Fuu: I know, right~?
  475.  
  476. Suz: Eh, eeh? Is it a monster!?
  477.  
  478. Fuu: C-Calm down, Suzume. It's just a power outage...
  479.  
  480. Suz: But it's totally dark in the middle of the day! It has to be a monster doing this!
  481.  
  482. Fuu: A-As if that could happen. The curtains were closed because you were changing, that's all...
  483.  
  484. Wak: Fuu-san, you've grown quite composed.
  485.  
  486. Fuu: O-Of course I am! There's nothing scary about a power outage...
  487.  
  488. Hin: The power will be returning soon enough, please pay attention not to damage your costu-... Aah!
  489.  
  490. Fuu: Gy-Gyaah! The monster's on top of me!
  491.  
  492. Fuu: ...Wait, it's just Hinata!
  493.  
  494. Hin: I apologize, my feet were caught in a cord.
  495.  
  496. Fuu: Are you okay? Be careful in the dark. Why isn't the power back on yet, by the way?
  497.  
  498. Hin: Fuu-san, you truly have become more reliable. You remain courageous even in this darkness.
  499.  
  500. Fuu: I'm improving every day. I know, pull the curtains. Then...
  501.  
  502. Fuu: Ky-Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! Shinigamiiiiiiiiii!
  503.  
  504. Fuu: Urk...
  505.  
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  507.  
  508. Hin: Fuu-san! Fuu-saan! Are you all right?
  509.  
  510. Wak: She fainted from the shock of seeing you, it seems.
  511.  
  512. Hin: Haa, I was careless. I shouldn't have approached her wearing my costume.
  513.  
  514. Its: Onee-chan, are you okay? Onee-chaan!
  515.  
  516. Fuu: ...Mmh... Itsuki's voice... Huh... I...
  517.  
  518. Hin: Fuu-san! I'm glad you came back to your senses...
  519.  
  520. Fuu: Gyaaaaaaaaaaah! T-The shinigami is still heeeeeeere!
  521.  
  522. Fuu: Urk...
  523.  
  524. Kir: Oh boy, 2nd time today.
  525.  
  526. Hin: Aah...! Are you all right? Fuu-san, Fuu-saan!
  527.  
  528. Suz: I think you should remove this costume in priority.
  529.  
  530. Wak: I approve, she could be stuck in an infinite loop of fainting and waking up otherwise.
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