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- CasualBri
- Anybody leveraging parent-child love cascades to teach about the ethics of vegetarianism?
- +nrmlchttr
- n00b718: it could be worse, you could havea gut
- n00b718
- dude then i would have to die
- ppl with guts are just dispicable
- CasualBri
- bougyman man's daughter wrote me a letter.
- Here is what she wrote to me, friends:
- n00b718
- i cant respect women who fuck men with guts
- also how can a guy be gay and have a gut
- CasualBri
- Hi, CrippleThreatPowerquake. I heard your lectures on loving non-human animals as our little brothers and sisters. I thought about how Daddy feeds me animal corpses, but says I am too young and too undeveloped, cognitively, to consent to various actions...
- n00b718
- i mean bear gays ok fine, but like those skinny fags with a pot belly
- man kill urself
- my sisters boyfriend has no job and no abs
- CasualBri
- ...But, then, I realize that I am more developed, cognitively, than most every animal my daddy ever fed to me! That means they can't consent, neither. :( But, they don't have a powerful , angry Daddy who will do violence to defend them like I do...
- @bougyman
- dude, ava loves steak.
- n00b718
- im like she should just throw him in the trash where he belongs
- @bougyman
- and she knows its how.
- she goes out to the cattle ranch often.
- she knows it's cow, that is.
- she'll start hunting this season, too.
- CasualBri
- bougyman: please stop misrepresenting your daughter's preferences in the midst of my reading her letter to me concerning the ethics of vegetarianism
- ...So, they're actually more vulnerable than me, which my Daddy perceives is vulnerable, thereby requiring violence to defend me. That's why I know I must defend the animals! They're my little brothers and sisters and they're getting picked on by big meanies...
- @bougyman
- and she'd totally tell you that all of god's creatures are ours to eat.
- CasualBri
- ...Even my Daddy is being a big meanie to my brothers and sisters! I have to defend them against Daddy :(
- @bougyman
- now my son, he's a vegan.
- Chiyou-
- vegan/faggot
- @bougyman
- maybe you got them confused.
- n00b718
- ur son is a vegan thats child abuse
- @bougyman
- I didn't make him a vegan.
- he's 24 years old, it can't be child abuse.
- n00b718
- u subconsciously removed his balls
- +nrmlchttr
- i had a steak a little while ago
- ⓘ useful set mode -t #philosophy
- @bougyman
- 35.
- +nrmlchttr
- big juicy striploin
- CasualBri
- bougyman: she is considering whether pre-emptively turning that shotgun on you, during your next 'hunt' violates the Categorical Imperative
- n00b718
- lol
- r u black
- @bougyman
- I'll forever be 35.
- CasualBri
- She is pouring over the literature of a young Usama bin Laden, Edward Snowden, and Martin Luther King
- +nrmlchttr
- theyre gettin cheaper coz grillin season is over
- CasualBri
- Comparing and contrasting with the Just War principle of Augustine
- +nrmlchttr
- n00b718: steak, not ribs
- CasualBri
- You might wanna leave the ammunition at home, pardna
- n00b718
- there is this jobless potbelly bum who always sits on my steps and drinks beer
- trump wants to give fags like that a job
- we need someone who will just gas them
- CasualBri
- bougyman, without asking nor receiving consent from his daughter, attempts to shove a piece of chicken body into her mouth
- apeshit
- work kills
- +howto
- *gasp* it's got chicken legs :-)
- CasualBri
- bougymanDaughter stands, defiant, hands rolled into fists, posted on her hips. Her fiery eyes stare deep into the soul of bougyman
- +nrmlchttr
- though i get ribs sometimes, they come precooked and with all the sauce and everythying. all you have to do is warm them up
- CasualBri
- NO DADDY
- +lionrock
- i saw a bicycle with snow tires for the first time the other day
- @bougyman
- CasualBri: if this is a humor bit, it sucks.
- +howto
- ow my eyes :(
- +lionrock
- it was dope
- apeshit
- worry about what
- CasualBri
- I refuse to eat my little brothers and sisters. They are my friends, not my food. My body, my choice
- @bougyman
- and I'm not appreciating this talk about my daughter. so desist or leave.
- +lionrock
- no like fat tires
- apeshit
- i believe it
- +lionrock
- oversized offroading yea
- CasualBri
- bougyman: bougyDaughter has, per American federal law, an always recording audio and visual feed
- n00b718
- vegetarianism is the gayest shit
- @Death_Syn
- dicks off for harambe!
- ⓘ bougyman set mode +b *!*[email protected].*
- × You have been kicked by montaigne (Banned)
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