Dry Bowser And The Fry Train

Dry Bowser was enjoying the time walking around the Super Bell Subway, watching the various subway trains going back and forth within the subway tunnels. He nodded his skull as he took to appreciate the murals posted on the tunnel walls, only for an incoming train made entirely out of french fries to approach him.
"What the!?" Dry Bowser exclaimed as he was plowed by the fry train, being reduced to a pile of bones as some of his fragile bones got lost within the collective pile of french fries formed like a subway train.
Dry Bowser groaned as he was bouncing about as a skull, trying to reorganize his bony body as he could spot the same fry train turning around and approaching him. Dry Bowser was quick to dodge the fry train as he could feel some fries getting into his red hair as he landed on the train track, seeing an actual train coming towards him.
Dry Bowser: Oh, you gotta be kidding me...
Dry Bowser was quick to dodge the train, seeing it get broken up into a train wreck by the fry train, which was fueling itself by frying some of its fries. Noticing the flames spewing from within, Dry Bowser had his eyes charge up as he began bellowing purple flames at the fry train, causing the fries within to burn up into a crisp as they broke apart, the collection of fries losing its train form as crispy fries went everywhere within the tunnel, causing both incoming actual trains to go off rails and collide into each other, resulting in a huge fiery explosion that sent Dry Bowser blasting out of the tunnel and back out into the terminal, his head landing by the fountain as he could see several of his bones flying around him. Using his dark magic to place himself back, the skeletal reptile dusted himself off as he decided to leave the subway terminal, realizing that he's had enough of train for one night.