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  1. A is for Apple whose prices leave you wrecked
  2. B is for Bluetooth, it helps you to connect
  3.  
  4. C is for Chrome, a browser by Goo
  5. D is for Download, a thing pirates do
  6.  
  7. E is for E-mail, to keep in contact with guys
  8. F is for Facebook, known for their lies
  9.  
  10. G is for Google, who knows what you did last night
  11. H is for HTTP, through which you get your favorite site
  12.  
  13. I is for IRC, where we discuss our vices
  14. J is for Java, running on billions of devices
  15.  
  16. K is for Keyboard, the thing on which we type
  17. L is for Linux, in which you'll love the pipe
  18.  
  19. M is for Microsoft, of Windows fame
  20. N is for Netflix, for films both wild and tame
  21.  
  22. O is for online, which we are more and more
  23. P is for porn, what the internet's for
  24.  
  25. Q is for QR, which you have scanned
  26. R is for Reddit, many subs should be banned
  27.  
  28. S is for Steam, in case you want to game
  29. T is for Twitter, two hundred chars of fame
  30.  
  31. U is for USB, whose plugs fit only one way
  32. and V is for VLC, on which every video will play
  33.  
  34. W is for the Web, made by a spider
  35. X is for xkcd, remember the ferret on a glider?
  36.  
  37. Y is for Youtube, demonetizing your clip
  38. Z is for compression, also known as Zip
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