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- Asians
- Asians
- Asians
- Asians
- Asians
- Were the first to philosophize
- Unorganized confused sメ メ hメ メ iメ メ tメ メ
- Like Confucious or the fat giggling Buddhist
- Who said life is suffering and through the centuries
- Suffering is all Asians did but in Greece
- Intellectual chimpanzees were putting things in order
- Thales put his banana down and said everything is water
- Which is dumb but to tie it all together is what he tried
- It's not watered its fire said the nメ メ iメ メ gメ メ gメ メ aメ メ Heraclitus
- And that's the kind of sメ メ hメ メ iメ メ tメ メ
- That occupied the Athen nation
- Tying everything together
- Its called integration
- Pythagoras said everything is numbers and a theorem
- But there's more to life than numbers so no one wanted to hear 'em
- Zeno said there's no such thing as change
- (He got Rekt)
- But we know he invented the debate or dialectic
- When there was democracy there was Democritus
- He was wrong about some sメ メ hメ メ iメ メ tメ メ
- But they still they called him dad of science
- Does the end justify the means
- Thrasymachus said yeah
- But tell that to someone dying for some else's idea
- And that's the fate of Socrates
- Convicted for corrupting little boys
- And for democracy, he drank fメ メ uメ メ cメ メ kメ メ iメ メ nメ メ gメ メ poison
- The Boys in Socrate's class were mostly fake and gay though
- But the first to build a system of philosophy was Plato
- He said this world isn't real
- But there's a world of forms
- Where everything is perfect
- He was fメ メ uメ メ cメ メ kメ メ iメ メ nメ メ gメ メ wrong
- But they thought he was right
- So his work was taught and saved
- Ironically which led the west back into a cave
- But he paved the way for his student
- With the system model
- Just the realest nメ メ iメ メ gメ メ gメ メ aメ メ ever to exist
- Aristotle
- He wanted explanation for the sメ メ hメ メ iメ メ tメ メ Plato told him
- And he wrote it all down pwn'd Plate like a clown
- All the bullsメ メ hメ メ iメ メ tメ メ Plato said
- Stotle asked how
- His metaphysics still hurts
- Plato's aメ メ sメ メ sメ メ now
- Aristotle wasn't perfect but he gave us laws of logic
- Which gave us sメ メ hメ メ iメ メ tメ メ like Playstation 1's and Apple Watches
- All the cool sメ メ hメ メ iメ メ tメ メ you got thank Aristotle's mother
- Which is more than anybody did back when the words were uttered
- Nobody gave afメ メ uメ メ cメ メ kメ メ
- Yeahfメ メ uメ メ cメ メ kメ メ what he was saying
- They was busy eating gyros
- Wrestling naked being gメ メ aメ メ yメ メ
- Like Epicurus told 'em Avoid all pain
- The Stoics were like Nah to much pleasure is vain
- They said be serious focus on what you're doing
- But they also pushed away the happines worth pursuing
- And the skeptics
- Ancient neck beard MGTOW'S
- They said you can't know sメ メ hメ メ iメ メ tメ メ
- Wrong then gメ メ aメ メ yメ メ now
- As time passed Plato's influence increased
- Philo brought him to the jews
- Enter Christianity
- Augustine cemented Plato to the west in written pages
- Placing faith over reason bringing in the dark ages
- And poor Aristotle dismissed in his day
- No one gave a fメ メ uメ メ cメ メ kメ メ about his jam and it was cast away
- And his fメ メ uメ メ cメ メ kメ メ in name forgotten by a world that sメ メ hメ メ iメ メ tメ メ on him
- Until he was discovered by, a Muslim
- Al-Ma'mun translated him from Greek
- And began a golden era when religion let you think
- But reason was rejected by this guy Al-Ghazali
- Which is probably why today Islam is not to fメ メ uメ メ cメ メ kメ メ iメ メ nメ メ gメ メ jolly
- He decided tryna mix faith and reason was rメ メ eメ メ tメ メ aメ メ rメ メ dメ メ eメ メ dメ メ
- So he threw the precious work of Aristotle in the garbage
- The enlightenment of the Arabs was over and Departed
- But in Europe Tom Aquinas was like I'm just getting started
- He learned of Aristotle from this Jewish guy Maimonides
- And he got it from a Mooslam Averroes
- If ever these three religions found common ground
- It's in placing reason over faith living hear and now
- The sound of reason cut the silence of the Middle Ages
- As pages filled with logic scrutinizing God himself
- And the changes made some clergy nervous but it was too late
- Because the dumbest sメ メ hメ メ iメ メ tメ メ they ever did was the let the artist paint
- Human beauty was depicted lメ メ oメ メ vメ メ eメ メ and sメ メ eメ メ xメ メ celebrated
- Life on Earth is the standard heaven could wait and sメ メ hメ メ iメ メ tメ メ
- And though Christ was the one being painted
- Religion didn't know it was being de-fanged and sメ メ hメ メ iメ メ tメ メ
- That was the Renaissance then came the Enlightenment
- The other Greek philosophers were studied with excitement
- Now the truth could be discovered by no other means than reason
- But then sメ メ hメ メ iメ メ tメ メ got more divided than the South and North Koreans
- A group of new philosophers one of whom was Locke
- Said you can't trust your mind but your senses and your bcメ メ oメ メ cメ メ kメ メ
- Know reality so don't thank too much you little bメ メ iメ メ tメ メ cメ メ hメ メ
- The philosophers who said this are called empiricists
- On the other side of this dichotomy of mind and body
- Descartes and all his nメ メ iメ メ gメ メ gメ メ aメ メ s said your senses could be naughty
- You could only trust your mind to know what is and isn't
- This school of philosophy is rationalism
- That's when philosophy became a sメ メ hメ メ iメ メ tメ メ storm
- Scientists no longer thought philosophy was for 'em
- It didn't help philosophy to spare itself the damage
- When Rousseau was talking bout how true nobility is savage
- Philosophers of body vs philosophers of mind
- All misguided but the truth is that the truth they tried to find
- See they all respected reason they each wanted to have it
- But then Kant said reason, reason is a fメ メ aメ メ gメ メ gメ メ oメ メ tメ メ
- He modernized Plato's world of forms from before
- Causing reason and reality its'self to go to war
- He tried to fix the mind and body split but only made it bigger
- Cuz reality requires you to reason my nメ メ iメ メ gメ メ gメ メ aメ メ
- Now that reality and reason were divorced
- Everone had to pick one and fメ メ uメ メ cメ メ kメ メ whatever cost
- Trying to understand the world became a fメ メ uメ メ cメ メ kメ メ iメ メ nメ メ gメ メ headache
- Hegel said reality and logic are synthetic
- Marx pushed reason even farther away
- In fact, he said reality depends on how close you're to a factory
- If philosophy ended the Age of darkness
- It was now layin the blueprints for rメ メ eメ メ tメ メ aメ メ rメ メ dメ メ eメ メ dメ メ sメ メ hメ メ iメ メ tメ メ
- Nietzsche loved power and strength
- But it's not reaching or a strength saying he inspired nメ メ aメ メ zメ メ iメ メ sメ メ
- Superman's something that Nietzsche gave us
- But too bad he saw people as masters and sメ メ lメ メ aメ メ vメ メ eメ メ sメ メ
- Who were free now in America land of Thomas pain
- Who brought over the Enlightenment from Europe he explained
- The right of man is to be free because thats his fメ メ uメ メ cメ メ kメ メ iメ メ nメ メ gメ メ nature
- When the Germans came no one saw the fメ メ uメ メ cメ メ kメ メ iメ メ nメ メ gメ メ danger
- Royce and his boys turned to Hegel for the basics
- Dewey said your mind doesn't learn sメ メ hメ メ iメ メ tメ メ it creates it
- Students went to Germany brought sメ メ hメ メ iメ メ tメ メ back and spread it
- Which is why today's smartest post rメ メ eメ メ tメ メ aメ メ rメ メ dメ メ eメ メ dメ メ sメ メ hメ メ iメ メ tメ メ on Reddit
- No reason to reason now that nothing could be known
- Pragmatism said take action and Follow your emotions
- Kids trained to have coherence of a mental patient
- This was the birth of progressive education
- Integration no longer required
- Postmodernism said that your mind could retire
- Religion made a comeback tribalism too
- Cuz without reason there's just feelings and the group
- Without philosophy scientists, can't resist oriental mystics
- Claiming their sメ メ hメ メ iメ メ tメ メ is legit
- Recycled anti-rationals repeating the same motions
- Alleged men of science invoking their emotions
- John Rawls said we all should be the same Social Justice is morality
- Philosophy became a game of bullsメ メ hメ メ iメ メ tメ メ and semantics that no one understands
- And nobody gives a fメ メ uメ メ cメ メ kメ メ about except for Ayn Rand
- The last of the Enlightenment she tied mind and body and reality to reason
- Which is great except nobody intellectual would give a fメ メ uメ メ cメ メ kメ メ
- Professors wouldn't budge
- They must have their reasons but history will judge
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