This One's On Me Ver 2

Once in a while
Maybe you will feel the urge
To buy a new release video game
By purchasing your games
From online stores
Like Origin, or Uplay, or Good Old Games, or Steam

But deep in your mind
You know the store would drive devs broke
And the cut would give a significant drop
'Cause you buy at thirty percent
Then you're sucking off Gaben
And going drone
And fucking over indies at the top

Go on, this one's on me
I know you need to save money
Go on lad, take that game that I already paid
Go on, this one's on me

Oh how can I impress
From the E-G-fucking-S
They'll fuck you if you click install
It doesn't matter if you're a boomer
Or a fortnite floss kid
They'll treat your PC like it's not worth anything at all

Go on, this one's on me
It's better than buying it on Steam
Go on lad, take that game that I already paid
Go on, this one's on me

I give the devs money
So they won't launch on Steam
How else can they finish this ugly unfinished damn meme?
And big devs like Deep Silver
They needed that money!
So go on pirates, this one is on me!

Go on, this one's on me
(Go on lad, this one's on me)
Even old Randy does agree
(His game still sucked though)
Go on lad, take that game that I already paid
(You really should)
Go on, this one's on me

Go on, this one's on me
Just do it, I paid it for you
At least it's not written by Anthony
(And you're still not him)
Go on lad, take that game (do it) that I already paid
(Go be a pirate)
Go on, this one's on me

Go on, this one's on me
(Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah)
And you'll be saving the PC
(You deserve it)
Go on lad, take that game (do it) that I already paid
(Go on and take it)