Unarmed man

Guest_nazeaf has joined the chat
Guest_nazeaf: hello
KroeEklypse: Hello
Guest_nazeaf: howdy?
Guest_nazeaf: y ur boobs are so big?
KroeEklypse: Hmm, well for the same reason your boyfriend dumped you for your small penis. We're all born different.
Guest_nazeaf: lol
Guest_nazeaf: my bf
Guest_nazeaf: im not bi
KroeEklypse: I figured you were full-blown gay, it's okay.
Guest_nazeaf: actually the size of penis does no matter
KroeEklypse: That's what he said to make you stop crying.
Guest_nazeaf: if u dont know
Guest_nazeaf: u r so funny
Guest_nazeaf: hoe did u knew his exact words
Guest_nazeaf: u wer looking at us having sex?
Guest_nazeaf: u perv
Guest_nazeaf: i got u
KroeEklypse: Well you see, him and I both speak English - which you lack any comprehension of.
KroeEklypse: And he said that you cry after you have an orgasm.
Guest_nazeaf: and u wer fingering urself there?
KroeEklypse: You wish.
Guest_nazeaf: bang..i never wish that
Guest_nazeaf: i wish i could put my dick on ur mouth
Guest_nazeaf: and cum inside u
KroeEklypse: It was like watching childbirth in reverse, and by childbirth I mean like a dolphin giving birth to a snail, sucking it back in then birthing a rhinosaurous.
Guest_nazeaf: thats not wat i was talking about
KroeEklypse: Unless you think my pores work like vacuums. That's not likely to work.
Guest_nazeaf: are u out ur mind?
Guest_nazeaf: u know what u r talking about?
KroeEklypse: Quite fluently.
Guest_nazeaf: i don think so
KroeEklypse: You're moronic, that doesn't surprise me.
Guest_nazeaf: u really need to consult a vetenery doctor
KroeEklypse: I'm not paying for your doctor visits.
Guest_nazeaf: oh i mean u
Guest_nazeaf: come on admit it
KroeEklypse: "U" isn't a work.
Guest_nazeaf: i know u do that often
KroeEklypse: Do what often?
Guest_nazeaf: do finger and scream
Guest_nazeaf: u really got lot of time to talk to me
KroeEklypse: The same can't be said about you? Considering we've been in this room at the exact same ammount of time?
Guest_nazeaf: but im all alone...atleast im talking to a real person..i have nothing else to do.im waiting for my uncle he said he will fix my car
KroeEklypse: I didn't know goats could drive.
Guest_nazeaf: then i need to go to work
Guest_nazeaf: i have a driver
Guest_nazeaf: u fool
KroeEklypse: His name is "U fool"? His mother must've loved him even less than your mother did when she abandoned you at the Crand Canyon.
Guest_nazeaf: u better not pull mothers in to it
Guest_nazeaf: its not fair
Guest_nazeaf: let them sit at home
KroeEklypse: Yeah, I'm sure in your culture they teach you that women are farming equipment. That's a shame, considering how you turned out.
KroeEklypse: They just can't cultivate like an electric tiller.
Guest_nazeaf: i had a respect for u even though i was talking shit to u
Guest_nazeaf: how do u even know my culture?
KroeEklypse: Educated guess on your attitude, I imagine you are apart of a cult who worships mayonese and believes that rain is a distilled golden shower from Count Dooku in the Heaven's above.
Guest_nazeaf: u r talking shits
Guest_nazeaf: do u even know my faith?
Guest_nazeaf: is it because india u saw in my profile
Guest_nazeaf: we have all the faith thera
Guest_nazeaf: not only those who believe in cows and suns
Guest_nazeaf: i mean worship
KroeEklypse: I believe I said mayo and Sith lords, but thanks for the lesson, Professor.
Guest_nazeaf: now u call me a proffessor
Guest_nazeaf: i am not here to give ur primaru education
KroeEklypse: Yeah because if you were it'd really be wasted on the fact you can't even type one single sentance like a sentance is suppose to be typed.
KroeEklypse: I'd have to drop out of that class. Pronto.
Guest_nazeaf: you want me to type without any spelling mistake...?
Guest_nazeaf: shame on u
Guest_nazeaf: u cant even accept typin mistake on informal chat
Guest_nazeaf: long live ur bf
KroeEklypse: It's a mistake if you didn't mean it to happen.
KroeEklypse: Thanks, he's a swell guy.
Guest_nazeaf: what if i mean
Zer0bandit has joined the chat
KroeEklypse: Oh, where are my manners. nausiate, this is my "bf" whom you swear longevity to.
Zer0bandit: This asshole bothering you, honey?
Guest_nazeaf: oh u brought someone to attak me/
KroeEklypse: Oh no no no, he's just telling me how jealous of you he is.
KroeEklypse: He's simply a charm
Guest_nazeaf: shut ur smelly mouth kangaroo
KroeEklypse: He's mildly schizophrenic however.
Zer0bandit: Wow, you've found a real gem here.
Zer0bandit: Really? That's a shame for him.
KroeEklypse: Yeah, try to speak softly though, his balls have recessed into his body cavity since I am not easy enough to go down on him.
Guest_nazeaf: u know u r so funny..thanks for making me laugh
Guest_nazeaf: clowns
KroeEklypse: Oh joyous day, I love clowns.
KroeEklypse: Don't you, darling?
Guest_nazeaf: then love urself
Zer0bandit: You, sir, are a remarkable font of intellect and witty repartee.
KroeEklypse: I was just going to say that.
Guest_nazeaf: oh really ? i didnt knew
Guest_nazeaf: or know
KroeEklypse: I have a hard time binding that all in 3 sylabols or less, however.
Guest_nazeaf: if u r going to dig my mistakes
Guest_nazeaf: and whatelse u wer going to say?
Zer0bandit: I think it's quite philanthropic of him.
Zer0bandit: He's cutting back on letters so that children in third world countries can use them, presumably.
KroeEklypse: What a feat of heroic detail.
Guest_nazeaf: ya ya
KroeEklypse: He sings too.
Guest_nazeaf: kangaroo rocks
Zer0bandit: Magnificent.
KroeEklypse: And has a driver, name of "U. Fool"
Guest_nazeaf: oh u still remember that?
Zer0bandit: Yes, my Kroe has an excellent memory.
Guest_nazeaf: u got a good memory
KroeEklypse: I believe he does puppets but, I have a feeling it isn't TV-14
KroeEklypse: Oooo! You guys are too much~
Guest_nazeaf: oh come on im just being honest
KroeEklypse: I'm sure it's all you know how to be.
KroeEklypse: Honest Lee Simpleton
Guest_nazeaf: kang say soomething
Guest_nazeaf: she brought u here to entertain me
KroeEklypse: His schizophrenia is acting up again, darn.
Zer0bandit: Excuse me. I can't help but notice that you keep saying the word 'kangaroo', or variants thereof.
Guest_nazeaf: if u dont she not gonna pay u
Zer0bandit: Is there some reason for that?
Zer0bandit: Oh, cute.
Zer0bandit: You really are insecure, if you really believe I'm hired intellectual muscle.
Guest_nazeaf: excuse not granted
Guest_nazeaf: u are not supposed to question
Zer0bandit: I hate to break it to you, darling, but some people are actually what we civilised folk call 'likeable'.
KroeEklypse: Baby, he seems to mistake you for having the same occupation as his mother.
Zer0bandit: I know it's hard to believe, because you've never had a genuine friend in all of your short, sorry existence
Guest_nazeaf: mother again?
Zer0bandit: but likeable people have people who like them. Astonishing, I know.
Zer0bandit: Would you like me to find you some handy wikipedia links to explain it? I know your tiny brain must be overclocking as it is.
Guest_nazeaf: oh zero we had an issue over mother
Guest_nazeaf: thats wat i was talking about
Zer0bandit: You know, I thought your senseless blithering was cute, but now it's just giving me a headache from the sheer intellectual vaccuum.
KroeEklypse: Careful Zer0, he has 'sharp points'.
Zer0bandit: It's a wonder you haven't undergone gravitational collapse.
KroeEklypse: Careful, he's gonna tell you how much of a doo-doo head he thinks you are, babe.
Guest_nazeaf: u must have attended some shakespear classes
Guest_nazeaf: even though no primary education
Zer0bandit: Shakespeare classes. Is that really the best you've got?
Zer0bandit: Come on, that was pathetic.
Zer0bandit: Hit me with your best shot. I want to see what the sharpest barb in your repertoire looks like.
Zer0bandit: Because at the moment, you're flaccid, I'm sorry to say.
Guest_nazeaf: i dont hit girls
Zer0bandit: Remarkable. You managed to completely miss my point.
Guest_nazeaf: whatever
Zer0bandit: I don't think you could possibly have missed it more if you were in a completely different chat.
KroeEklypse: He thinks shakespear is when your hand shakes while hunting for rabbit.
Guest_nazeaf: will u please shut up?
Guest_nazeaf: let kro talk
KroeEklypse: We haven't said anything.
Zer0bandit: You wanted me to talk, child.
Guest_nazeaf: oh u can say
KroeEklypse: This is all typing you schizophrenic little mutton.
Zer0bandit: Scroll up and read it for yourself, if you don't believe me.
Zer0bandit: So I'm talking. You want to play, I'll play.
Zer0bandit: And I'll win.
Guest_nazeaf: u just entertain me
Zer0bandit: So come on. Insult me. Show us just how amazing you are at cutting down your foes.
Guest_nazeaf: u can make some expressions some sounds
Guest_nazeaf: stuffs like that
Guest_nazeaf: but dont talk
Zer0bandit: At the moment, you're only slightly more entertaining than dirty dishwater, I'm afraid.
Guest_nazeaf: coz u r talking shits
KroeEklypse: That's not saying much, he thinks women enjoy doing chores baby.
Zer0bandit: You can't get out of this one by saying 'shut up shut up shut up' I'm afraid, mon capitain.
KroeEklypse: Oui~
Zer0bandit: You're actually going to have to fight.
Guest_nazeaf: get out of this?
Guest_nazeaf: loolz
Guest_nazeaf: am i in a trouble?
Zer0bandit: I usually don't engage in battles of wit with unarmed men, but for you I'll make an exception.
KroeEklypse: Baby, he's half slaughtered. Brain damage minus intelligence by 9'001.
Zer0bandit: I didn't think it could go so far into the negatives.
Zer0bandit: But I suppose our encephalographically challenged friend here is already a miracle of science.
Guest_nazeaf: oh u have deep knowledge in science too?
Zer0bandit: Yeah, I've actually got more space in my brain than just that necessary for making idiotic conversation and wanking. Unlike yourself.
Guest_nazeaf: why dont u apply that on ur brain?
Zer0bandit: ...What?
KroeEklypse: ...What?
KroeEklypse: He just divided by zero, m'afraid.
Guest_nazeaf: what?
Guest_nazeaf: ask  urself
Zer0bandit: That was quite a remarkably stupid non sequiter.
Guest_nazeaf: thats ur friend ..who is a zero
Zer0bandit: Ohh, burn. Honey, get me an ice pack.
Zer0bandit: Wow, amazing. Calling me a zero. That takes some serious mental prowess.
Zer0bandit: ...for a six year old.
Guest_nazeaf: oh u even found how old i am
Guest_nazeaf: congrats
KroeEklypse: Hey, don't give him too much credit.
Guest_nazeaf: oh let her do that kro
KroeEklypse: He's got a real important job to do today, he will wear the scalp of his infidel father and prance around with a pointy stick and  lots of number crunching.
KroeEklypse: Lots.
Guest_nazeaf: my uncle is here
Zer0bandit: Oh my god, is he going to beat us up?
Guest_nazeaf: oh no
Guest_nazeaf: kro knows what he is supposed to do
KroeEklypse: Careful, his ass is still sore from the belt.
Guest_nazeaf: and i told u nobody gonna beat u
KroeEklypse: Please say snuff film.
Guest_nazeaf: if u want i can let my avatar be here for here
Guest_nazeaf: but i really need to go
Guest_nazeaf: will u grant me that?
Zer0bandit: You're boring anyway.
KroeEklypse: Oh with bated breath.
Guest_nazeaf: well i am not here to entertain u
Guest_nazeaf: u r the one called for that job
KroeEklypse: Please leave, delete your account, casturate yourself so you may never procreate, and please for the love of all that is good and Chuck Norris. Die.
Guest_nazeaf: i will think about it
Zer0bandit: Don't blow a fuse.
Guest_nazeaf: tell me wen u finish
KroeEklypse: ..Finish what?
Guest_nazeaf: finish sucking my dick
KroeEklypse: Your uncle is waiting, I think I hear him taking off his belt.
Guest_nazeaf: ya thats what i said i need to go
Zer0bandit: So fuck off already, jeez.
Guest_nazeaf: bye chicks if u r still in ur good age
KroeEklypse: I don't see the hold up, unless he's crying and jacking off, STILL.
Zer0bandit: Ugh, maybe he gets off on being completely outclassed in terms of brain activity.
KroeEklypse: Juanita the sock puppet is getting skullfucked I bet, by his millimeter peter.
Guest_nazeaf: i will read all those wen i come back
Guest_nazeaf: so feel free to type  whatever u want
Guest_nazeaf: thanks
KroeEklypse: You know, with his thinking cap, the one composed of a KFC bucket with holes cut out and a penis drawn on it.
KroeEklypse: He doesn't have a job, by the way, he's just some lonely stay at home fag who wonders why girls don't like 'a sensitive man'.
Zer0bandit: Well, he's even more boring silent than he was speaking, which is pretty amazing when you think about it.
KroeEklypse: Yeah, it's hitting a low point, he promised us clowns but only some loser here. We should go baby.
Zer0bandit: Yup. I'm out.