Flapper
College student takes a whipper
Screamer
Loose Chalk
Down climbs Auto-belay
Someone Clips the auto-belay wrong
"The Floor is squishy"
"But I'm not climbing"
Shirtless Climber
"Can I use my guest pass" (guest has been here before"
"How high is the wall"
"You guys have any tape?"
Auto belay smacks wall
"Is there anything new?"
"Do I still have to fill out a waiver"
"Belays with climbing shoes off"
"Do you have a band-aid?"
Member grabs a rope like they own the place.
Team kids without shirts
team kids wearing headphones
Team kids arguing about following rules
Telling kids to get off the boulder
Telling kids not to run
Member complains about rope quality (or returns rope)
"do you have belay gloves?"
People doing gymnastics
Parking lot too full to park in
Tells you "You're here every day"
Customer confused when coming in
Loose holds
"Can you belay us"
"Can I get a refresher?"
Climbing on a double bowline