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Ascension #80:
Softcore Standard Turtle Tamer
Platypus


Uncategorized
 - 20/20 Vision
 - 5-D Earning Potential
 - Abs of Tin
 - Brain Games
 - Budget Conscious
 - Calculate the Universe
 - Carol of the Bulls
 - Carol of the Hells
 - Carol of the Thrills
 - Disintegrate
 - Drescher's Annoying Noise
 - Drinking to Drink
 - Evoke Eldritch Horror
 - Expert Corner-Cutter
 - Grab a Cold One
 - Marginally Insane
 - Natural Born Scrabbler
 - Object Quasi-Permanence
 - Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety
 - Quantum Movement
 - Singer's Faithful Ocelot
 - Spaghetti Breakfast
 - Thrift and Grift
 - Tiki Mixology
 - Transcendent Olfaction

Seal Clubber
 - Blubber Up
 - Claws of the Walrus
 - Double-Fisted Skull Smashing
 - Get Big
 - Hide of the Walrus
 - Lunging Thrust-Smack
 - Musk of the Moose
 - Northern Exposure
 - Pride of the Puffin
 - Pulverize
 - Rage of the Reindeer
 - Silent Hunter
 - Super-Advanced Meatsmithing
 - Tongue of the Walrus

Turtle Tamer
 - Amphibian Sympathy
 - Empathy of the Newt
 - Gallapagosian Mating Call
 - Hero of the Half-Shell
 - Patience of the Tortoise
 - Shieldbutt
 - Tao of the Terrapin
 - Toss
 - Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises

Pastamancer
 - Cannelloni Cocoon
 - Entangling Noodles
 - Inscrutable Gaze
 - Leash of Linguini
 - Pastamastery
 - Spirit of Rigatoni

Sauceror
 - Advanced Saucecrafting
 - Elemental Saucesphere
 - Expert Panhandling
 - Impetuous Sauciness
 - Inner Sauce
 - Itchy Curse Finger
 - Jalapeño Saucesphere
 - Love Mixology
 - Saucemaven
 - Saucestorm
 - Saucy Salve
 - The Way of Sauce

Disco Bandit
 - Acquire Rhinestones
 - Advanced Cocktailcrafting
 - Ambidextrous Funkslinging
 - Mad Looting Skillz
 - Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation
 - Smooth Movement
 - Superhuman Cocktailcrafting

Accordion Thief
 - Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
 - Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
 - Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
 - Knowing Smile
 - Mariachi Memory
 - Master Accordion Master Thief
 - Paul's Passionate Pop Song
 - The Magical Mojomuscular Melody
 - The Moxious Madrigal
 - The Ode to Booze
 - The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
 - The Sonata of Sneakiness
 - Thief Among the Honorable
 - Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance

Gnome Trainer
 - Torso Awaregness


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use 1 telegram from Lady Spookyraven

main.php?refreshtop=true&noobmessage=true
> Hello madmac625, time to explode!
> This is version: 959 Mafia: 19584
> This is day 1.
> Turns played: 0 current adventures: 40
> Current Ascension: Standard

use 1 astral six-pack
You acquire astral pilsner (6)

mall.php?pudnuggler=%22numberwang%22&category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0
> Can not pull what we don't have. Sorry

pull: 1 Bastille Battalion control rig

main.php?action=may4
Encounter: Upgrade Your May the Fourth Cosplay Saber
Took choice 1386/2: Purple Beam Crystal
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1386&option=2
tutorial.php?action=toot
You acquire an item: letter from King Ralph XI

use 1 letter from King Ralph XI
You acquire an item: pork elf goodies sack
You acquire an item: disassembled clover

use 1 pork elf goodies sack
You acquire an item: baconstone
You acquire an item: porquoise
You acquire an item: porquoise
You acquire an item: baconstone
You acquire an item: hamethyst

autosell: 1 hamethyst
You gain 500 Meat

autosell: 2 baconstone
You gain 1,000 Meat

autosell: 2 porquoise
You gain 1,000 Meat

buy 1 toy accordion for 150 each from Armory and Leggery
You spent 150 Meat
You acquire an item: toy accordion
> Gum acquistion of: saucepan

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 50 each from The General Store
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer.
You acquire an item: seal-clubbing club

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 50 each from The General Store
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer.
You acquire an item: ravioli hat

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 50 each from The General Store
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer.
You acquire an item: disco mask

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 50 each from The General Store
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer.
You acquire an item: stolen accordion

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 50 each from The General Store
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer.
You acquire an item: Hollandaise helmet

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 50 each from The General Store
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer.
You acquire an item: worthless knick-knack

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 50 each from The General Store
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer.
You acquire an item: seal-skull helmet

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 50 each from The General Store
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer.
You acquire an item: worthless trinket

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 50 each from The General Store
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer.
You acquire an item: worthless gewgaw

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 50 each from The General Store
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer.
You acquire an item: mariachi hat

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 50 each from The General Store
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer.
You acquire an item: pasta spoon

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 50 each from The General Store
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer.
You acquire an item: saucepan

Visiting Gunther, Lord of the Smackdown

main.php?comb=1&pwd
Encounter: Comb the Beach
Took choice 1388/3: (secret choice)
choice.php?whichchoice=1388&option=3&buff=11
Encounter: Comb the Beach
You acquire an effect: You Learned Something Maybe! (50)
Took choice 1388/5: (secret choice)
choice.php?whichchoice=1388&option=5

Gazing at the Stars
You acquire an effect: That's Just Cloud-Talk, Man (100)

Gazing at the Stars
You acquire an effect: Smile of the Blender (20)

Gazing at the Stars
You acquire an effect: Smile of the Blender (20)

Gazing at the Stars
You acquire an effect: Smile of the Blender (20)

Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge

Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
You acquire an item: stuffed treasure chest

Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
You acquire an item: stuffed treasure chest
Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
You acquire an item: stuffed snowy owl
Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
You acquire an item: diamond necklace
Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room

use 1 genie bottle
Took choice 1267/1: (secret choice)
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1267&option=1&wish=for+more+wishes
You acquire an item: pocket wish

use 1 genie bottle
Took choice 1267/1: (secret choice)
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1267&option=1&wish=for+more+wishes
You acquire an item: pocket wish

use 1 genie bottle
Took choice 1267/1: (secret choice)
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1267&option=1&wish=for+more+wishes
You acquire an item: pocket wish

buy 1 fortune cookie for 40 each from The General Store
You spent 40 Meat
You acquire an item: fortune cookie

eat 1 fortune cookie
You gain 1 Adventure
You gain 1 Fullness
Lucky numbers: 72, 70, 75
> Turn(0): Starting with 41 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 1
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 24.0625
> Meat Drop: 60.0	 Item Drop: 50.0
> HP: 10/10, MP: 4/4
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 0 control: 0
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

Visiting the Super-Secret Canadian Mind Control Device
Took choice 769/1: Touch that dial!
choice.php?whichchoice=769&option=1&setting=11

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt

use 1 Bastille Battalion control rig
Encounter: Bastille Battalion
Took choice 1313/1: (secret choice)
choice.php?whichchoice=1313&option=1&pwd
Encounter: Bastille Battalion
Took choice 1313/1: (secret choice)
choice.php?whichchoice=1313&option=1&pwd
Encounter: Bastille Battalion
Took choice 1313/2: (secret choice)
choice.php?whichchoice=1313&option=2&pwd
Encounter: Bastille Battalion
Took choice 1313/3: (secret choice)
choice.php?whichchoice=1313&option=3&pwd
Encounter: Bastille Battalion
Took choice 1313/4: (secret choice)
choice.php?whichchoice=1313&option=4&pwd
Encounter: Bastille Battalion
Took choice 1313/4: (secret choice)
choice.php?whichchoice=1313&option=4&pwd
Encounter: Bastille Battalion
Took choice 1313/5: (secret choice)
choice.php?whichchoice=1313&option=5&pwd
Encounter: Bastille Battalion (turn #1)
Took choice 1314/3: Look for cheese
choice.php?whichchoice=1314&option=3&pwd
Encounter: Cheese Seeking Behavior
Took choice 1319/3: Grab the boulder
choice.php?whichchoice=1319&option=3&pwd
Encounter: Bastille Battalion (turn #2)
You gain 95 cheese!
Took choice 1314/3: Look for cheese
choice.php?whichchoice=1314&option=3&pwd
Encounter: Cheese Seeking Behavior
Took choice 1319/3: Raid the cart
choice.php?whichchoice=1319&option=3&pwd
Encounter: Castle vs. Castle
You gain 22 cheese!
Took choice 1315/3: Ready your defenses and wait for them
choice.php?whichchoice=1315&option=3&pwd
Encounter: Bastille Battalion (turn #4)
You gain 44 cheese!
Took choice 1314/3: Look for cheese
choice.php?whichchoice=1314&option=3&pwd
Encounter: Cheese Seeking Behavior
Took choice 1319/3: Submit embarrassing catapult photos
choice.php?whichchoice=1319&option=3&pwd
Encounter: Bastille Battalion (turn #5)
You gain 66 cheese!
Took choice 1314/3: Look for cheese
choice.php?whichchoice=1314&option=3&pwd
Encounter: Cheese Seeking Behavior
Took choice 1319/3: Convert the barracks
choice.php?whichchoice=1319&option=3&pwd
Encounter: Castle vs. Castle
You gain 106 cheese!
Took choice 1315/3: Ready your defenses and wait for them
choice.php?whichchoice=1315&option=3&pwd
Encounter: Bastille Battalion (turn #7)
You gain 76 cheese!
Took choice 1314/3: Look for cheese
choice.php?whichchoice=1314&option=3&pwd
Encounter: Cheese Seeking Behavior
Took choice 1319/3: Scrape out the mine
choice.php?whichchoice=1319&option=3&pwd
Encounter: Bastille Battalion (turn #8)
You gain 46 cheese!
Took choice 1314/3: Look for cheese
choice.php?whichchoice=1314&option=3&pwd
Encounter: Cheese Seeking Behavior
Took choice 1319/3: Use the wishing well
choice.php?whichchoice=1319&option=3&pwd
Encounter: Castle vs. Castle
Took choice 1315/3: Ready your defenses and wait for them
choice.php?whichchoice=1315&option=3&pwd
Encounter: GAME OVER
Took choice 1316/3: I'm done for now
choice.php?whichchoice=1316&option=3&pwd
You gain 338 Strongness
You gain some Muscle points!
You acquire an item: Brutal brogues
You acquire an effect: Bastille Budgeteer (100)
You acquire an item: interrogative elixir
> Found option for Numberology: 69 (adventures3)

cast 1 Calculate the Universe
numberology 69
You gain 3 Adventures

use 1 SongBoom™ BoomBox
Encounter: Choose a Soundtrack
Took choice 1312/2: "Food Vibrations"
choice.php?whichchoice=1312&option=2
Setting soundtrack to Food Vibrations
> Change successful to Food VibrationsWe have 10 SongBoom BoomBoxen songens left!
> Burn some delay somewhere (sausage goblin), if we found a place!
> Starting preadventure script...

familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (11 lbs)
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,+equip Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™,effective

use 1 January's Garbage Tote
Took choice 1275/4: Grab some used tape
choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=4&pwd
You acquire an item: wad of used tape

equip hat wad of used tape

equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber

equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™

equip back vampyric cloake

equip pants old sweatpants

equip acc1 Brutal brogues

equip acc2 Beach Comb

equip acc3 Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
> Pre Adventure at The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob done, beep.

[1] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
Encounter: sausage goblin
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: Schluuuuuulp slurps up some of your opponent's armor. It doesn't look nearly as impressive without pants. (Or pants-analogues.)
Round 1: sausage goblin drops 12 attack power.
Round 1: sausage goblin drops 12 defense.
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: sausage goblin takes 8 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 attacks!
Round 3: sausage goblin takes 9 damage.
Round 3: You lose 16 hit points

cast 1 The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
You acquire an effect: Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith (5)

cast 1 Leash of Linguini
You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(1): Starting with 43 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 4
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 17.4296875
> Meat Drop: 90.0	 Item Drop: 155.93745109543173
> HP: 23/201, MP: 8/25
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 31 control: 11
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

Visiting the Super-Secret Canadian Mind Control Device
Took choice 769/1: Touch that dial!
choice.php?whichchoice=769&option=1&setting=10

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt

[2] Rest in your campaway tent
You gain 178 hit points
You gain 17 Muscularity Points
You lose an effect: Beaten Up
> Acquiring the logging hatchet from Camp Logging Camp
> Starting preadventure script...

familiar Cat Burglar (29 lbs)
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,effective
> Pre Adventure at Camp Logging Camp done, beep.

[2] Camp Logging Camp
Encounter: Axes of Evil
You acquire an item: logging hatchet

cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)

cast 3 Patience of the Tortoise
You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (15)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(1): Starting with 43 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 4
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 18.746875
> Meat Drop: 238.48699324175863	 Item Drop: 164.2434966208793
> HP: 201/220, MP: 7/26
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Let's unlock the guild.
> Starting preadventure script...

familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (34 lbs)
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob done, beep.

[2] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
Encounter: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team takes 116 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 17 Meat
After Battle: Schluuuuuulp glorps around, slurping up some random trash and debris.
You acquire an item: bowl of cottage cheese
After Battle: You gain 21 Fortitude
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 3 Roguishness
You gain a Moxie point!

cast 1 The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
You acquire an effect: Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith (5)

cast 1 Leash of Linguini
You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(2): Starting with 42 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 4
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 17.2046875
> Meat Drop: 90.0	 Item Drop: 164.2434966208793
> HP: 223/223, MP: 11/28
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt

use 1 SongBoom™ BoomBox
Encounter: Choose a Soundtrack
Took choice 1312/1: "Eye of the Giger"
choice.php?whichchoice=1312&option=1
Setting soundtrack to Eye of the Giger
> Change successful to Eye of the GigerWe have 9 SongBoom BoomBoxen songens left!
> Let's unlock the guild.
> Starting preadventure script...

familiar Cat Burglar (34 lbs)
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob done, beep.

[3] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
Encounter: Knob Goblin BBQ
Took choice 113/2: enter combat
choice.php?whichchoice=113&option=2&pwd
Encounter: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team takes 122 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 40 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi whistles innocently while doing a soft-shoe and gives you a wink.
You acquire an item: bowl of cottage cheese
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin tongs
After Battle: You gain 19 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
You gain a Moxie point!
You acquire an item: Nightmare Fuel
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi watches carefully to see if there are any guards and when they change shifts.

cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(3): Starting with 41 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 4
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 17.2046875
> Meat Drop: 238.48699324175863	 Item Drop: 164.2434966208793
> HP: 223/223, MP: 16/31
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Found option for Numberology: 69 (adventures3)

cast 1 Calculate the Universe
numberology 69
You gain 3 Adventures

use 1 SongBoom™ BoomBox
Encounter: Choose a Soundtrack
Took choice 1312/2: "Food Vibrations"
choice.php?whichchoice=1312&option=2
Setting soundtrack to Food Vibrations
> Change successful to Food VibrationsWe have 8 SongBoom BoomBoxen songens left!
> Let's unlock the guild.
> Starting preadventure script...

familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (34 lbs)
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob done, beep.

[4] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
Encounter: Malice in Chains
Took choice 111/3: enter combat
choice.php?whichchoice=111&option=3&pwd
Encounter: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: Schluuuuuulp dissolves some of your opponent's more important bits, leaving him weaker.
Round 1: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 17 attack power.
Round 1: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 17 defense.
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard takes 142 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 11 Meat
After Battle: Schluuuuuulp plops wetly around the scene, helping you pick stuff up.
You acquire an item: viking helmet
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin scimitar
After Battle: You gain 18 Fortitude
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain a Level!
After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 8 Cheek
You gain a Moxie point!

cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(4): Starting with 43 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 5
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 17.2046875
> Meat Drop: 90.0	 Item Drop: 164.2434966208793
> HP: 234/234, MP: 16/31
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob map

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Let's unlock the guild.
> Starting preadventure script...

familiar Cat Burglar (34 lbs)
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob done, beep.

[5] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
Encounter: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: You lose 2 hit points
Round 2: madmac625 attacks!
Round 3: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef takes 101 damage.
Round 3: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 23 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi winks at you and does the "Didn't Do Nuthin', Officer" shuffle.
You acquire an item: chef's hat
After Battle: You gain 14 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness
You gain a Moxie point!
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi looks around for unlocked windows and accessible vents.

cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(5): Starting with 42 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 5
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 17.2046875
> Meat Drop: 238.48699324175863	 Item Drop: 164.2434966208793
> HP: 234/238, MP: 23/33
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Let's unlock the guild.
> Starting preadventure script...

familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (34 lbs)
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob done, beep.

[6] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
Encounter: Up In Their Grill
Took choice 543/1: Grab the sausage, so to speak.  I mean... literally.
choice.php?whichchoice=543&option=1&pwd
You acquire an item: 11-inch knob sausage

cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
> Post Adventure done, beep.

Visiting Gunther, Lord of the Smackdown
> Turn(6): Starting with 41 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 5
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 17.2046875
> Meat Drop: 90.0	 Item Drop: 164.2434966208793
> HP: 238/238, MP: 23/33
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

guild.php?action=buyskill&skillid=3
You learned a new skill: Headbutt
guild.php?action=buyskill&skillid=30
You learned a new skill: Blessing of the War Snapper

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking for the knob.
> Starting preadventure script...

familiar Cat Burglar (34 lbs)
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob done, beep.

[7] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
Encounter: sausage goblin
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: sausage goblin takes 5 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 attacks!
Round 3: sausage goblin takes 73 damage.
Round 3: You lose 26 hit points
Round 3: madmac625 attacks!
Round 4: sausage goblin takes 6 damage.
Round 4: madmac625 attacks!
Round 5: sausage goblin takes 6 damage.
Round 5: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 247 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi whistles innocently while doing a soft-shoe and gives you a wink.
You acquire an item: magical sausage casing
After Battle: You gain 44 Muscleboundness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 5 Roguishness
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi stands around casually, definitely just loitering and not casing the joint at all.
This combat did not cost a turn

buy 1 turtle pheromones for 50 each from Smacketeria
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: turtle pheromones

use 1 turtle pheromones
You acquire an effect: Eau de Tortue (30)

buy 1 turtle pheromones for 50 each from Smacketeria
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: turtle pheromones
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(6): Starting with 41 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 5
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 17.2046875
> Meat Drop: 238.48699324175863	 Item Drop: 164.2434966208793
> HP: 211/241, MP: 23/34
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking for the knob.
> Starting preadventure script...

familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (34 lbs)
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob done, beep.

[7] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
Encounter: C'mere, Little Fella
Took choice 318/1: Grab Him!
choice.php?whichchoice=318&option=1&pwd
You acquire an item: knobby helmet turtle
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(6): Starting with 41 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 5
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 17.2046875
> Meat Drop: 90.0	 Item Drop: 164.2434966208793
> HP: 211/241, MP: 23/34
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking for the knob.
> Starting preadventure script...

familiar Cat Burglar (34 lbs)
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob done, beep.

[7] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
Encounter: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef takes 113 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
Your familiar gains a pound: Midnight Lykoi, the 2 lb. Cat Burglar
You gain 30 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi shoots you a wink and does a little dance to disabuse onlookers of his nefarious intentions.
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin pants
You acquire an item: chef's hat
After Battle: You gain 19 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 7 Roguishness
You gain a Moxie point!
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi looks around for unlocked windows and accessible vents.

cast 1 The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
You acquire an effect: Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith (5)

cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(7): Starting with 40 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 5
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 17.2046875
> Meat Drop: 241.74964387392123	 Item Drop: 165.87482193696061
> HP: 241/241, MP: 17/37
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking for the knob.
> Starting preadventure script...

familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (34 lbs)
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,effective

equip pants Knob Goblin pants
> Pre Adventure at The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob done, beep.

[8] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
Encounter: The Ghost of Dr. Hobo Jones
You acquire an item: Dr. Hobo's map

cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(8): Starting with 39 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 5
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 17.2046875
> Meat Drop: 90.0	 Item Drop: 164.2434966208793
> HP: 242/242, MP: 27/37
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking for the knob.
> Starting preadventure script...

familiar Cat Burglar (35 lbs)
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob done, beep.

[9] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
Encounter: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist takes 143 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 20 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi whistles innocently while doing a soft-shoe and gives you a wink.
You acquire an item: strongness elixir
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin firecracker
After Battle: You gain 25 Strongness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 2 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 7 Smarm
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi watches carefully to see if there are any guards and when they change shifts.

cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(9): Starting with 38 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 5
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 17.2046875
> Meat Drop: 241.74964387392123	 Item Drop: 165.87482193696061
> HP: 246/246, MP: 27/37
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

autosell: 1 strongness elixir
You gain 100 Meat

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking for the knob.
> Starting preadventure script...

familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (34 lbs)
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob done, beep.

[10] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
Encounter: Code Red
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin encryption key

cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(10): Starting with 37 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 5
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 17.2046875
> Meat Drop: 90.0	 Item Drop: 164.2434966208793
> HP: 246/246, MP: 27/37
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt

use 1 Cobb's Knob map
> Turn(10): Starting with 37 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 5
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 17.2046875
> Meat Drop: 90.0	 Item Drop: 164.2434966208793
> HP: 246/246, MP: 27/37
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking for the Billards Room key (Hot/Stench:3/3): Progress 0/24
> Starting preadventure script...

familiar Exotic Parrot (34 lbs)
> We want to get the "chili" ingredient for our latte from The Haunted Kitchen, so we're bringing it along.
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,1000hot resistance 9 max,1000 stench resistance 9 max,+equip latte lovers member's mug,effective

equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
> Pre Adventure at The Haunted Kitchen done, beep.

[11] The Haunted Kitchen
Encounter: demonic icebox
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 casts GULP LATTE!
Round 2: You gain no hit points
Round 2: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
Round 2: madmac625 casts BECOME A CLOUD OF MIST!
You acquire an effect: Misty Form (1)
Round 3: madmac625 attacks!
Round 4: demonic icebox takes 105 damage.
Round 4: madmac625 wins the fight!
After Battle: Gronald sits on your shoulder, preening and otherwise unaware of what you're doing.
You gain 22 Meat
You acquire an item: ancient frozen dinner
You acquire an item: accidental cider
You acquire an item: dire fudgesicle
After Battle: You gain 25 Strengthliness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 8 Cheek
You gain a Moxie point!

cast 1 Blubber Up
You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(11): Starting with 36 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 5
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 18.0775
> Meat Drop: 90.0	 Item Drop: 80.0
> HP: 244/244, MP: 25/32
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking for the Billards Room key (Hot/Stench:5/5): Progress 4/24
> Starting preadventure script...
> We want to get the "chili" ingredient for our latte from The Haunted Kitchen, so we're bringing it along.
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,1000hot resistance 9 max,1000 stench resistance 9 max,+equip latte lovers member's mug,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Haunted Kitchen done, beep.

[12] The Haunted Kitchen
Encounter: zombie chef
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 casts BECOME A CLOUD OF MIST!
You acquire an effect: Misty Form (1)
Round 2: madmac625 attacks!
Round 3: zombie chef takes 102 damage.
Round 3: madmac625 wins the fight!
After Battle: Gronald sits on your shoulder, preening and otherwise unaware of what you're doing.
You gain 32 Meat
You acquire an item: fricasseed brains
After Battle: You gain 22 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 7 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 9 Roguishness

cast 1 The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
You acquire an effect: Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith (5)

cast 1 Leash of Linguini
You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(12): Starting with 35 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 5
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 18.0775
> Meat Drop: 90.0	 Item Drop: 80.0
> HP: 244/244, MP: 17/34
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking for the Billards Room key (Hot/Stench:5/5): Progress 8/24
> Starting preadventure script...
> We want to get the "chili" ingredient for our latte from The Haunted Kitchen, so we're bringing it along.
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,1000hot resistance 9 max,1000 stench resistance 9 max,+equip latte lovers member's mug,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Haunted Kitchen done, beep.

[13] The Haunted Kitchen
Encounter: possessed silverware drawer
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 casts BECOME A CLOUD OF MIST!
You acquire an effect: Misty Form (1)
Round 2: madmac625 attacks!
Round 3: possessed silverware drawer takes 102 damage.
Round 3: madmac625 wins the fight!
After Battle: Gronald sits on your shoulder, preening and otherwise unaware of what you're doing.
You acquire an item: corn holder
You acquire an item: antique packet of ketchup
After Battle: You gain 26 Muscleboundness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 9 Smarm
You gain a Moxie point!
Unlocked chili for Latte.

cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)

cast 3 Patience of the Tortoise
You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (15)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(13): Starting with 34 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 5
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 18.0775
> Meat Drop: 90.0	 Item Drop: 80.0
> HP: 247/247, MP: 16/34
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking for the Billards Room key (Hot/Stench:5/5): Progress 11/24
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,1000hot resistance 9 max,1000 stench resistance 9 max,effective

equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
> Pre Adventure at The Haunted Kitchen done, beep.

[14] The Haunted Kitchen
Encounter: Even Tamer Than Usual
Took choice 942/1: Tame it!
choice.php?whichchoice=942&option=1&pwd
You acquire an item: gummi turtle
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(13): Starting with 34 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 5
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 18.0775
> Meat Drop: 90.0	 Item Drop: 90.0
> HP: 247/252, MP: 16/39
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking for the Billards Room key (Hot/Stench:5/5): Progress 11/24
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,1000hot resistance 9 max,1000 stench resistance 9 max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Haunted Kitchen done, beep.

[14] The Haunted Kitchen
Encounter: sausage goblin
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 casts BECOME A CLOUD OF MIST!
You acquire an effect: Misty Form (1)
Round 2: madmac625 attacks!
Round 3: sausage goblin takes 8 damage.
Round 3: madmac625 attacks!
Round 4: sausage goblin takes 8 damage.
Round 4: You lose 14 hit points
Round 4: madmac625 attacks!
Round 5: sausage goblin takes 7 damage.
Round 5: You lose 12 hit points
Round 5: madmac625 attacks!
Round 6: sausage goblin takes 8 damage.
Round 6: You lose 13 hit points
Round 6: madmac625 attacks!
Round 7: sausage goblin takes 8 damage.
Round 7: You lose 29 hit points
Round 7: madmac625 attacks!
Round 8: sausage goblin takes 74 damage.
Round 8: madmac625 wins the fight!
Your familiar gains a pound: Gronald, the 2 lb. Exotic Parrot
After Battle: Gronald sits on your shoulder, preening and otherwise unaware of what you're doing.
You gain 129 Meat
You acquire an item: magical sausage casing
After Battle: You gain 36 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm
You gain a Moxie point!
This combat did not cost a turn
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(13): Starting with 34 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 5
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 18.0775
> Meat Drop: 90.0	 Item Drop: 90.0
> HP: 178/252, MP: 16/41
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking for the Billards Room key (Hot/Stench:7/7): Progress 14/24
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,1000hot resistance 9 max,1000 stench resistance 9 max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Haunted Kitchen done, beep.

[14] The Haunted Kitchen
Encounter: skullery maid
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 casts BECOME A CLOUD OF MIST!
You acquire an effect: Misty Form (1)
Round 2: madmac625 attacks!
Round 3: skullery maid takes 110 damage.
Round 3: madmac625 wins the fight!
After Battle: Gronald sits on your shoulder, preening and otherwise unaware of what you're doing.
You gain 28 Meat
You acquire an item: bottle of popskull
After Battle: You gain 21 Fortitude
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 10 Chutzpah

cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)

cast 1 Blubber Up
You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(14): Starting with 33 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 5
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 18.0775
> Meat Drop: 90.0	 Item Drop: 90.0
> HP: 207/255, MP: 24/41
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking for the Billards Room key (Hot/Stench:7/7): Progress 17/24
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,1000hot resistance 9 max,1000 stench resistance 9 max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Haunted Kitchen done, beep.

[15] The Haunted Kitchen
Encounter: paper towelgeist
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 casts BECOME A CLOUD OF MIST!
You acquire an effect: Misty Form (1)
Round 2: madmac625 attacks!
Round 3: paper towelgeist takes 103 damage.
Round 3: madmac625 wins the fight!
After Battle: Gronald sits on your shoulder, preening and otherwise unaware of what you're doing.
After Battle: You gain 22 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
You gain a Moxie point!
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(15): Starting with 32 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 5
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 18.0775
> Meat Drop: 90.0	 Item Drop: 90.0
> HP: 231/255, MP: 42/42
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking for the Billards Room key (Hot/Stench:7/7): Progress 20/24
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,1000hot resistance 9 max,1000 stench resistance 9 max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Haunted Kitchen done, beep.

[16] The Haunted Kitchen
Encounter: possessed silverware drawer
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 casts BECOME A CLOUD OF MIST!
You acquire an effect: Misty Form (1)
Round 2: madmac625 attacks!
Round 3: possessed silverware drawer takes 139 damage.
Round 3: madmac625 wins the fight!
After Battle: Gronald sits on your shoulder, preening and otherwise unaware of what you're doing.
You acquire an item: corn holder
You acquire an item: antique packet of ketchup
After Battle: You gain 18 Strongness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness

cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(16): Starting with 31 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 5
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 18.0775
> Meat Drop: 90.0	 Item Drop: 90.0
> HP: 256/258, MP: 32/42
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt

use 1 SongBoom™ BoomBox
Encounter: Choose a Soundtrack
Took choice 1312/1: "Eye of the Giger"
choice.php?whichchoice=1312&option=1
Setting soundtrack to Eye of the Giger
> Change successful to Eye of the GigerWe have 7 SongBoom BoomBoxen songens left!
> Looking for the Billards Room key (Hot/Stench:7/7): Progress 24/24
> We think you've opened enough drawers in the kitchen but you don't have the Billiards Room Key.
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,1000hot resistance 9 max,1000 stench resistance 9 max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Haunted Kitchen done, beep.

[17] The Haunted Kitchen
Encounter: sausage goblin
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 casts BECOME A CLOUD OF MIST!
You acquire an effect: Misty Form (1)
Round 2: madmac625 attacks!
Round 3: sausage goblin takes 6 damage.
Round 3: madmac625 attacks!
Round 4: sausage goblin takes 8 damage.
Round 4: You lose 15 hit points
Round 4: madmac625 attacks!
Round 5: sausage goblin takes 6 damage.
Round 5: You lose 15 hit points
Round 5: madmac625 attacks!
Round 6: sausage goblin takes 71 damage.
Round 6: You lose 14 hit points
Round 6: madmac625 attacks!
Round 7: sausage goblin takes 8 damage.
Round 7: You lose 31 hit points
Round 7: madmac625 attacks!
Round 8: sausage goblin takes 79 damage.
Round 8: madmac625 wins the fight!
You acquire an item: Spookyraven billiards room key
After Battle: Gronald sits on your shoulder, preening and otherwise unaware of what you're doing.
You gain 127 Meat
You acquire an item: magical sausage casing
After Battle: You gain 34 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm
You gain a Moxie point!
This combat did not cost a turn
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(16): Starting with 31 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 5
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 18.0775
> Meat Drop: 90.0	 Item Drop: 90.0
> HP: 180/258, MP: 32/45
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Well, I need a pool cueball...
> I think we're good to go to apply The Sonata of Sneakiness

cast 1 Smooth Movement
You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)

cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (5)
> Starting preadventure script...

familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (34 lbs)
> We want to get the "chalk" ingredient for our latte from The Haunted Billiards Room, so we're bringing it along.
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,+equip latte lovers member's mug,effective

equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
> Pre Adventure at The Haunted Billiards Room done, beep.

[17] The Haunted Billiards Room
Encounter: That's Your Cue
You acquire an item: pool cue

cast 1 The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
You acquire an effect: Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith (5)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(17): Starting with 30 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 5
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 18.24375
> Meat Drop: 90.0	 Item Drop: 154.2434966208793
> HP: 202/253, MP: 24/40
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 12 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> In the bat hole!
> Starting preadventure script...

familiar Cat Burglar (35 lbs)

cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
> We can't cap this drop bear!
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,50item 900max,+equip Lil' Doctor&trade; bag,effective

equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™

equip acc3 Lil' Doctor™ bag
> Pre Adventure at Guano Junction done, beep.

[18] Guano Junction
Encounter: doughbat
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
> auto_combatHandler: 0
> Finding a banisher to use on doughbat at Guano Junction
> Looking at banishAction: skill Reflex Hammer
Round 1: madmac625 casts REFLEX HAMMER!
This combat did not cost a turn
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(17): Starting with 30 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 5
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 17.85729166666667
> Meat Drop: 241.74964387392123	 Item Drop: 185.87482193696061
> HP: 202/272, MP: 13/29
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 12 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> In the bat hole!
> Starting preadventure script...

familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (34 lbs)
> We can't cap this drop bear!
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,50item 900max,effective

equip acc3 Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
> Pre Adventure at Guano Junction done, beep.

[18] Guano Junction
Encounter: perpendicular bat
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: Schluuuuuulp slurps up some of your opponent's armor. It doesn't look nearly as impressive without pants. (Or pants-analogues.)
Round 1: perpendicular bat drops 17 attack power.
Round 1: perpendicular bat drops 17 defense.
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: perpendicular bat takes 138 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 51 Meat
After Battle: Schluuuuuulp oozes around, picking up bits of debris from the battle.
You acquire an item: batgut
After Battle: Schluuuuuulp shudders and disgorges an item with a wet squelch.
You acquire an item: razor-sharp can lid
After Battle: You gain 22 Fortitude
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 10 Sarcasm
You acquire an item: Nightmare Fuel

cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(18): Starting with 29 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 5
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 17.87625
> Meat Drop: 90.0	 Item Drop: 184.2434966208793
> HP: 227/262, MP: 18/45
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt

use 1 SongBoom&trade; BoomBox
Encounter: Choose a Soundtrack
Took choice 1312/2: &quot;Food Vibrations&quot;
choice.php?whichchoice=1312&option=2
Setting soundtrack to Food Vibrations
> Change successful to Food VibrationsWe have 6 SongBoom BoomBoxen songens left!
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 12 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> In the bat hole!
> Starting preadventure script...

familiar Cat Burglar (35 lbs)
> We can't cap this drop bear!
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,50item 900max,effective
> Pre Adventure at Guano Junction done, beep.

[19] Guano Junction
Encounter: vampire bat
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: vampire bat takes 137 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 116 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi shoots you a wink and does a little dance to disabuse onlookers of his nefarious intentions.
You acquire an item: sonar-in-a-biscuit
After Battle: You gain 25 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 5 Chutzpah
You gain a Moxie point!
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi takes note of any security cameras in the area.

cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(19): Starting with 28 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 5
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 17.87625
> Meat Drop: 241.74964387392123	 Item Drop: 185.87482193696061
> HP: 254/262, MP: 30/45
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 12 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> In the bat hole!

use 1 sonar-in-a-biscuit
> Turn(19): Starting with 28 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 5
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 17.87625
> Meat Drop: 241.74964387392123	 Item Drop: 185.87482193696061
> HP: 254/262, MP: 30/45
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 12 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> In the bat hole!
> Starting preadventure script...

familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (34 lbs)

cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
> We can't cap this drop bear!
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,50item 567max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Batrat and Ratbat Burrow done, beep.

[20] The Batrat and Ratbat Burrow
Encounter: sausage goblin
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: Schluuuuuulp dissolved some of your opponent's flesh, making it a bit weaker. Now you know what these cubes are for: making awesome skeletons.
Round 1: sausage goblin drops 17 attack power.
Round 1: sausage goblin drops 17 defense.
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: You lose 7 hit points
Round 2: madmac625 attacks!
Round 3: sausage goblin takes 8 damage.
Round 3: You lose 22 hit points
Round 3: madmac625 attacks!
Round 4: sausage goblin takes 5 damage.
Round 4: You lose 15 hit points
Round 4: madmac625 attacks!
Round 5: sausage goblin takes 68 damage.
Round 5: You lose 14 hit points
Round 5: madmac625 attacks!
Round 6: sausage goblin takes 5 damage.
Round 6: You lose 15 hit points
Round 6: madmac625 attacks!
Round 7: sausage goblin takes 70 damage.
Round 7: madmac625 wins the fight!
Your familiar gains a pound: Schluuuuuulp, the 2 lb. Gelatinous Cubeling
You gain 127 Meat
After Battle: Schluuuuuulp oozes around, picking up bits of debris from the battle.
You acquire an item: magical sausage casing
After Battle: You gain 41 Fortitude
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 17 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 9 Roguishness
This combat did not cost a turn
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(19): Starting with 28 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 5
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 18.2
> Meat Drop: 90.0	 Item Drop: 185.87482193696061
> HP: 180/265, MP: 19/47
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 12 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> In the bat hole!
> Starting preadventure script...

familiar Cat Burglar (35 lbs)
> We can't cap this drop bear!
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,50item 567max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Batrat and Ratbat Burrow done, beep.

[20] The Batrat and Ratbat Burrow
Encounter: batrat
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: batrat takes 113 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 71 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi winks at you and does the "Didn't Do Nuthin', Officer" shuffle.
You acquire an item: bat wing
You acquire an item: sonar-in-a-biscuit
You acquire an item: rat appendix
After Battle: You gain 26 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 8 Sarcasm
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi stands around casually, definitely just loitering and not casing the joint at all.
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(20): Starting with 27 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 5
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 18.2
> Meat Drop: 241.74964387392123	 Item Drop: 185.87482193696061
> HP: 200/265, MP: 42/47
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 12 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> In the bat hole!

use 1 sonar-in-a-biscuit
> Turn(20): Starting with 27 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 5
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 18.2
> Meat Drop: 241.74964387392123	 Item Drop: 185.87482193696061
> HP: 200/265, MP: 42/47
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 12 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> In the bat hole!
> Starting preadventure script...

familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (35 lbs)

cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
> We can't cap this drop bear!
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,50item 900max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Beanbat Chamber done, beep.

[21] The Beanbat Chamber
Encounter: beanbat
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: beanbat takes 108 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 64 Meat
After Battle: You watch Schluuuuuulp slime around picking up loose debris, and wonder if it's worth checking if there's anything good in there.
You acquire an item: enchanted bean
After Battle: You gain 21 Beefiness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain a Level!
After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(21): Starting with 26 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 6
> Encounter: -5.0   Exp Bonus: 18.06875
> Meat Drop: 90.0	 Item Drop: 185.87482193696061
> HP: 231/278, MP: 47/47
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 12 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> I think we're good to go to apply The Sonata of Sneakiness

cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (5)
> Getting Box of Birthday Candles
> Starting preadventure script...

familiar Cat Burglar (35 lbs)
> We want to get the "wing" ingredient for our latte from The Dark Heart of the Woods, so we're bringing it along.
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,+equip latte lovers member's mug,effective

equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Heart of the Woods done, beep.

[22] The Dark Heart of the Woods
Encounter: Moon Over the Dark Heart
You acquire an item: hot plate

cast 1 The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
You acquire an effect: Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith (5)

cast 1 Leash of Linguini
You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)

cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(22): Starting with 25 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 6
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 19.1625
> Meat Drop: 241.74964387392123	 Item Drop: 175.87482193696061
> HP: 259/273, MP: 10/42
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 12 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> Getting Box of Birthday Candles
> Starting preadventure script...
> We want to get the "wing" ingredient for our latte from The Dark Heart of the Woods, so we're bringing it along.
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,+equip latte lovers member's mug,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Heart of the Woods done, beep.

[23] The Dark Heart of the Woods
Encounter: Fallen Archfiend
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: Fallen Archfiend takes 89 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 146 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi whistles innocently while doing a soft-shoe and gives you a wink.
You acquire an item: demon skin
You acquire an item: pink slime
After Battle: You gain 25 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
You gain a Moxie point!
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi looks around for unlocked windows and accessible vents.
You acquire an item: stick of firewood

cast 1 Blubber Up
You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(23): Starting with 24 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 6
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 19.1625
> Meat Drop: 241.74964387392123	 Item Drop: 175.87482193696061
> HP: 273/273, MP: 26/44
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 12 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> Getting Box of Birthday Candles
> Starting preadventure script...
> We want to get the "wing" ingredient for our latte from The Dark Heart of the Woods, so we're bringing it along.
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,+equip latte lovers member's mug,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Heart of the Woods done, beep.

[24] The Dark Heart of the Woods
Encounter: P imp
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: P imp takes 108 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
Your familiar gains a pound: Midnight Lykoi, the 3 lb. Cat Burglar
You gain 105 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi shoots you a wink and does a little dance to disabuse onlookers of his nefarious intentions.
You acquire an item: hot wing
You acquire an item: Imp Ale
After Battle: You gain 25 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi stands around casually, definitely just loitering and not casing the joint at all.
You acquire an item: stick of firewood
Unlocked wing for Latte.

cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(24): Starting with 23 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 6
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 19.1625
> Meat Drop: 244.99438184514796	 Item Drop: 177.49719092257396
> HP: 273/273, MP: 34/44
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

autosell: 1 Imp Ale
You gain 25 Meat

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 12 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> Getting Box of Birthday Candles
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,effective

equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Heart of the Woods done, beep.

[25] The Dark Heart of the Woods
Encounter: G imp
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: G imp takes 103 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 103 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi shoots you a wink and does a little dance to disabuse onlookers of his nefarious intentions.
You acquire an item: Imp Ale
You acquire an item: vitamin G pill
After Battle: You gain 25 Strongness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 13 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 8 Roguishness
You gain a Moxie point!
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi gets a shifty look in his eyes. Looks like he's ready for a heist and/or caper.
You acquire an item: stick of firewood
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(25): Starting with 22 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 6
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 19.1625
> Meat Drop: 244.99438184514796	 Item Drop: 187.49719092257396
> HP: 280/280, MP: 52/52
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

autosell: 1 Imp Ale
You gain 25 Meat

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 12 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> Getting Box of Birthday Candles
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Heart of the Woods done, beep.

[26] The Dark Heart of the Woods
Encounter: It Came from Beneath the Sewer?  Great!
Took choice 957/1: Go for the glow
choice.php?whichchoice=957&option=1&pwd
You acquire an item: irradiated turtle
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(25): Starting with 22 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 6
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 19.1625
> Meat Drop: 244.99438184514796	 Item Drop: 187.49719092257396
> HP: 280/280, MP: 52/52
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 12 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> Getting Box of Birthday Candles
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Heart of the Woods done, beep.

[26] The Dark Heart of the Woods
Encounter: G imp
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: G imp takes 121 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 100 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi winks at you and does the "Didn't Do Nuthin', Officer" shuffle.
You acquire an item: hot wing
You acquire an item: Imp Ale
After Battle: You gain 29 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 3 Smarm
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi looks around for unlocked windows and accessible vents.
You acquire an item: stick of firewood

cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(26): Starting with 21 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 6
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 19.1625
> Meat Drop: 244.99438184514796	 Item Drop: 187.49719092257396
> HP: 280/280, MP: 42/52
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

autosell: 1 Imp Ale
You gain 25 Meat

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 12 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> I think we're good to go to apply The Sonata of Sneakiness

cast 1 Smooth Movement
You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)

cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (5)
> Getting Box of Birthday Candles
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Heart of the Woods done, beep.

[27] The Dark Heart of the Woods
Encounter: G imp
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: G imp takes 102 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 100 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi whistles innocently while doing a soft-shoe and gives you a wink.
You acquire an item: hot wing
You acquire an item: Imp Ale
After Battle: You gain 22 Fortitude
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 15 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 8 Roguishness
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi looks around for unlocked windows and accessible vents.

cast 1 The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
You acquire an effect: Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith (5)

cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(27): Starting with 20 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 6
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 19.1625
> Meat Drop: 244.99438184514796	 Item Drop: 187.49719092257396
> HP: 283/283, MP: 20/53
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

autosell: 1 Imp Ale
You gain 25 Meat

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 12 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> Getting Box of Birthday Candles
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Heart of the Woods done, beep.

[28] The Dark Heart of the Woods
Encounter: G imp
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: G imp takes 97 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 113 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi whistles innocently while doing a soft-shoe and gives you a wink.
You acquire an item: hot wing
You acquire an item: Imp Ale
After Battle: You gain 27 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi looks around for unlocked windows and accessible vents.

cast 3 Patience of the Tortoise
You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (15)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(28): Starting with 19 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 6
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 19.1625
> Meat Drop: 244.99438184514796	 Item Drop: 187.49719092257396
> HP: 283/283, MP: 47/53
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

autosell: 1 Imp Ale
You gain 25 Meat

autosell: 1 hot wing
You gain 32 Meat

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 12 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> Getting Box of Birthday Candles
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Heart of the Woods done, beep.

[29] The Dark Heart of the Woods
Encounter: sausage goblin
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: sausage goblin takes 5 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 attacks!
Round 3: sausage goblin takes 7 damage.
Round 3: You lose 25 hit points
Round 3: madmac625 attacks!
Round 4: sausage goblin takes 74 damage.
Round 4: You lose 26 hit points
Round 4: madmac625 attacks!
Round 5: sausage goblin takes 7 damage.
Round 5: You lose 24 hit points
Round 5: madmac625 attacks!
Round 6: sausage goblin takes 71 damage.
Round 6: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 255 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi whistles innocently while doing a soft-shoe and gives you a wink.
You acquire an item: magical sausage casing
After Battle: You gain 37 Strengthliness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 17 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm
You gain a Moxie point!
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi looks around for unlocked windows and accessible vents.
This combat did not cost a turn
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(28): Starting with 19 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 6
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 19.1625
> Meat Drop: 244.99438184514796	 Item Drop: 187.49719092257396
> HP: 207/286, MP: 47/53
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 12 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> Getting Box of Birthday Candles
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Heart of the Woods done, beep.

[29] The Dark Heart of the Woods
Encounter: Running the Lode
You gain 350 Meat

cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(29): Starting with 18 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 6
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 19.1625
> Meat Drop: 244.99438184514796	 Item Drop: 187.49719092257396
> HP: 238/286, MP: 43/53
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 12 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> Getting Box of Birthday Candles
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Heart of the Woods done, beep.

[30] The Dark Heart of the Woods
Encounter: Fallen Archfiend
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: Fallen Archfiend takes 103 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 155 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi winks at you and does the "Didn't Do Nuthin', Officer" shuffle.
You acquire an item: pink slime
After Battle: You gain 27 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 12 Smarm
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi looks around for unlocked windows and accessible vents.
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(30): Starting with 17 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 6
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 19.1625
> Meat Drop: 244.99438184514796	 Item Drop: 187.49719092257396
> HP: 262/286, MP: 55/55
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt

use 1 SongBoom&trade; BoomBox
Encounter: Choose a Soundtrack
Took choice 1312/1: &quot;Eye of the Giger&quot;
choice.php?whichchoice=1312&option=1
Setting soundtrack to Eye of the Giger
> Change successful to Eye of the GigerWe have 5 SongBoom BoomBoxen songens left!
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 12 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> Getting Box of Birthday Candles
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Heart of the Woods done, beep.

[31] The Dark Heart of the Woods
Encounter: P imp
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: P imp takes 129 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
Your familiar gains a pound: Midnight Lykoi, the 4 lb. Cat Burglar
You gain 103 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi winks at you and does the "Didn't Do Nuthin', Officer" shuffle.
You acquire an item: hot wing
You acquire an item: Imp Ale
After Battle: You gain 26 Strongness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 12 Smarm
You gain a Moxie point!
You acquire an item: Nightmare Fuel
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi stands around casually, definitely just loitering and not casing the joint at all.
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(31): Starting with 16 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 6
> Encounter: -5.0   Exp Bonus: 19.1625
> Meat Drop: 248.2219485491197	 Item Drop: 189.11097427455985
> HP: 289/289, MP: 55/55
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

autosell: 1 Imp Ale
You gain 25 Meat

autosell: 1 hot wing
You gain 32 Meat

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt

use 1 SongBoom&trade; BoomBox
Encounter: Choose a Soundtrack
Took choice 1312/2: &quot;Food Vibrations&quot;
choice.php?whichchoice=1312&option=2
Setting soundtrack to Food Vibrations
> Change successful to Food VibrationsWe have 4 SongBoom BoomBoxen songens left!
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 12 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> I think we're good to go to apply The Sonata of Sneakiness

cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (5)
> Getting Box of Birthday Candles
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Heart of the Woods done, beep.

[32] The Dark Heart of the Woods
Encounter: sausage goblin
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: sausage goblin takes 70 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 attacks!
Round 3: sausage goblin takes 62 damage.
Round 3: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 261 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi whistles innocently while doing a soft-shoe and gives you a wink.
You acquire an item: magical sausage casing
After Battle: You gain 42 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 22 Smarm
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi looks around for unlocked windows and accessible vents.
This combat did not cost a turn
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(31): Starting with 16 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 6
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 19.1625
> Meat Drop: 248.2219485491197	 Item Drop: 189.11097427455985
> HP: 288/289, MP: 35/55
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 12 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> Getting Box of Birthday Candles
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Heart of the Woods done, beep.

[32] The Dark Heart of the Woods
Encounter: Imp Be Nimble, Imp Be Quick
You acquire an item: box of birthday candles

cast 1 The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
You acquire an effect: Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith (5)

cast 1 Leash of Linguini
You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)

cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(32): Starting with 15 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 6
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 19.1625
> Meat Drop: 248.2219485491197	 Item Drop: 169.11097427455985
> HP: 289/289, MP: 23/55
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 12 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> Getting Dodecagram
> Starting preadventure script...
> We want to get the "hellion" ingredient for our latte from The Dark Neck of the Woods, so we're bringing it along.
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,+equip latte lovers member's mug,effective

equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Neck of the Woods done, beep.

[33] The Dark Neck of the Woods
Encounter: P imp
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: P imp takes 135 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 114 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi shoots you a wink and does a little dance to disabuse onlookers of his nefarious intentions.
You acquire an item: Imp Ale
You acquire an item: diamond-studded cane
After Battle: You gain 27 Strongness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 7 Roguishness
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi takes note of any security cameras in the area.
Unlocked hellion for Latte.
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(33): Starting with 14 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 6
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 19.104166666666664
> Meat Drop: 248.2219485491197	 Item Drop: 159.11097427455985
> HP: 287/287, MP: 46/53
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

autosell: 1 Imp Ale
You gain 25 Meat

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 12 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> Getting Dodecagram
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,effective

equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Neck of the Woods done, beep.

[34] The Dark Neck of the Woods
Encounter: W imp
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: W imp takes 119 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 104 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi whistles innocently while doing a soft-shoe and gives you a wink.
You acquire an item: Imp Ale
You acquire an item: wussiness potion
After Battle: You gain 26 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 7 Cheek
You gain a Moxie point!
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi watches carefully to see if there are any guards and when they change shifts.

cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(34): Starting with 13 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 6
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 19.104166666666664
> Meat Drop: 248.2219485491197	 Item Drop: 169.11097427455985
> HP: 292/292, MP: 48/58
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

autosell: 1 Imp Ale
You gain 25 Meat

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 12 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> Getting Dodecagram
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Neck of the Woods done, beep.

[35] The Dark Neck of the Woods
Encounter: W imp
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: W imp takes 113 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 114 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi shoots you a wink and does a little dance to disabuse onlookers of his nefarious intentions.
You acquire an item: Imp Ale
You acquire an item: ruby W
You acquire an item: wussiness potion
After Battle: You gain 23 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi stands around casually, definitely just loitering and not casing the joint at all.
You acquire an item: stick of firewood
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(35): Starting with 12 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 6
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 19.104166666666664
> Meat Drop: 248.2219485491197	 Item Drop: 169.11097427455985
> HP: 292/292, MP: 58/58
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

autosell: 1 Imp Ale
You gain 25 Meat

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 12 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> Getting Dodecagram
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Neck of the Woods done, beep.

[36] The Dark Neck of the Woods
Encounter: It Came from Beneath the Sewer?  Great!
Took choice 957/1: Go for the glow
choice.php?whichchoice=957&option=1&pwd
You acquire an item: irradiated turtle
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(35): Starting with 12 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 6
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 19.104166666666664
> Meat Drop: 248.2219485491197	 Item Drop: 169.11097427455985
> HP: 292/292, MP: 58/58
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 12 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> Getting Dodecagram
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Neck of the Woods done, beep.

[36] The Dark Neck of the Woods
Encounter: W imp
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: W imp takes 145 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 111 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi shoots you a wink and does a little dance to disabuse onlookers of his nefarious intentions.
You acquire an item: Imp Ale
You acquire an item: wussiness potion
After Battle: You gain 25 Strongness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 7 Smarm
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi stands around casually, definitely just loitering and not casing the joint at all.
You acquire an item: stick of firewood

use 1 turtle pheromones
You acquire an effect: Eau de Tortue (30)

cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)

buy 1 turtle pheromones for 50 each from Smacketeria
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: turtle pheromones
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(36): Starting with 11 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 6
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 19.104166666666664
> Meat Drop: 248.2219485491197	 Item Drop: 169.11097427455985
> HP: 296/296, MP: 48/58
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

autosell: 1 Imp Ale
You gain 25 Meat

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 12 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> I think we're good to go to apply The Sonata of Sneakiness

cast 1 Smooth Movement
You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)

cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (5)
> Getting Dodecagram
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Neck of the Woods done, beep.

[37] The Dark Neck of the Woods
Encounter: Hellion
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: Hellion takes 126 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi purrs and does that thing cats do where he rubs a figure-eight around your ankles. (That's sort of like a dance.)
You acquire an item: hellion cube
After Battle: You gain 34 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 9 Smarm
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi watches carefully to see if there are any guards and when they change shifts.
You acquire an item: stick of firewood

cast 1 The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
You acquire an effect: Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith (5)

cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(37): Starting with 10 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 6
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 19.104166666666664
> Meat Drop: 248.2219485491197	 Item Drop: 169.11097427455985
> HP: 296/296, MP: 20/60
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 12 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> Getting Dodecagram
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Neck of the Woods done, beep.

[38] The Dark Neck of the Woods
Encounter: How Do We Do It? Quaint and Curious Volume!
You gain 250 Meat
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(38): Starting with 9 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 6
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 19.104166666666664
> Meat Drop: 248.2219485491197	 Item Drop: 169.11097427455985
> HP: 296/296, MP: 48/60
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

guild.php?action=buyskill&skillid=4
You learned a new skill: Skin of the Leatherback

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 12 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> Getting Dodecagram
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Neck of the Woods done, beep.

[39] The Dark Neck of the Woods
Encounter: P imp
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: P imp takes 121 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 100 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi winks at you and does the "Didn't Do Nuthin', Officer" shuffle.
You acquire an item: hot wing
You acquire an item: Imp Ale
After Battle: You gain 25 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 12 Sarcasm
You gain a Moxie point!
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi stands around casually, definitely just loitering and not casing the joint at all.

cast 1 Acquire Rhinestones
You acquire rhinestone (27)

cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(39): Starting with 8 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 6
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 19.104166666666664
> Meat Drop: 248.2219485491197	 Item Drop: 169.11097427455985
> HP: 296/296, MP: 40/60
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

autosell: 1 Imp Ale
You gain 25 Meat

autosell: 1 hot wing
You gain 32 Meat

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 12 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> Getting Dodecagram
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Neck of the Woods done, beep.

[40] The Dark Neck of the Woods
Encounter: sausage goblin
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: sausage goblin takes 8 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 attacks!
Round 3: sausage goblin takes 8 damage.
Round 3: You lose 27 hit points
Round 3: madmac625 attacks!
Round 4: sausage goblin takes 8 damage.
Round 4: You lose 26 hit points
Round 4: madmac625 attacks!
Round 5: sausage goblin takes 63 damage.
Round 5: You lose 37 hit points
Round 5: madmac625 attacks!
Round 6: sausage goblin takes 70 damage.
Round 6: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 236 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi shoots you a wink and does a little dance to disabuse onlookers of his nefarious intentions.
You acquire an item: magical sausage casing
After Battle: You gain 42 Strengthliness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 17 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi takes note of any security cameras in the area.
This combat did not cost a turn
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(39): Starting with 8 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 6
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 19.104166666666664
> Meat Drop: 248.2219485491197	 Item Drop: 169.11097427455985
> HP: 205/299, MP: 40/60
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 12 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> Getting Dodecagram
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Neck of the Woods done, beep.

[40] The Dark Neck of the Woods
Encounter: Strike One!
You acquire an item: imp unity ring

cast 1 Advanced Cocktailcrafting
You acquire an item: little paper umbrella
You acquire an item: magical ice cubes
You acquire an item: little paper umbrella
You acquire an item: magical ice cubes
You acquire an item: coconut shell
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(40): Starting with 7 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 6
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 19.104166666666664
> Meat Drop: 248.2219485491197	 Item Drop: 169.11097427455985
> HP: 232/299, MP: 50/60
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 12 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> Getting Dodecagram
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Neck of the Woods done, beep.

[41] The Dark Neck of the Woods
Encounter: P imp
Round 0: madmac625 loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: P imp takes 129 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
Your familiar gains a pound: Midnight Lykoi, the 5 lb. Cat Burglar
You gain 97 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi whistles innocently while doing a soft-shoe and gives you a wink.
You acquire an item: hot wing
You acquire an item: Imp Ale
After Battle: You gain 25 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 12 Sarcasm
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi watches carefully to see if there are any guards and when they change shifts.
You acquire an item: stick of firewood

cast 1 Advanced Saucecrafting
You acquire scrumptious reagent (5)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(41): Starting with 6 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 6
> Encounter: -5.0   Exp Bonus: 19.104166666666664
> Meat Drop: 251.43303560529966	 Item Drop: 170.71651780264983
> HP: 265/299, MP: 50/60
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

autosell: 1 Imp Ale
You gain 25 Meat

autosell: 1 hot wing
You gain 32 Meat

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 12 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> I think we're good to go to apply The Sonata of Sneakiness

cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (5)
> Getting Dodecagram
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Neck of the Woods done, beep.

[42] The Dark Neck of the Woods
Encounter: Dodecahedrariffic!
You acquire an item: dodecagram

cast 1 The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
You acquire an effect: Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith (5)

cast 1 Leash of Linguini
You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)

cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(42): Starting with 5 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 6
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 19.104166666666664
> Meat Drop: 251.43303560529966	 Item Drop: 170.71651780264983
> HP: 293/299, MP: 27/60
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 12 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> Getting Eldritch Butterknife
> Starting preadventure script...
> We want to get the "vitamins" ingredient for our latte from The Dark Elbow of the Woods, so we're bringing it along.
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,+equip latte lovers member's mug,effective

equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Elbow of the Woods done, beep.

[43] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
Encounter: L imp
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: L imp takes 115 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 94 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi winks at you and does the "Didn't Do Nuthin', Officer" shuffle.
You acquire an item: Imp Ale
You acquire an item: cast
After Battle: You gain 27 Fortitude
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 8 Chutzpah
You gain a Moxie point!
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi stands around casually, definitely just loitering and not casing the joint at all.

cast 3 Patience of the Tortoise
You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (15)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(43): Starting with 4 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 6
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 19.1625
> Meat Drop: 251.43303560529966	 Item Drop: 160.71651780264983
> HP: 297/297, MP: 53/56
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

autosell: 1 Imp Ale
You gain 25 Meat

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 12 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> Getting Eldritch Butterknife
> Starting preadventure script...
> We want to get the "vitamins" ingredient for our latte from The Dark Elbow of the Woods, so we're bringing it along.
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,+equip latte lovers member's mug,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Elbow of the Woods done, beep.

[44] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
Encounter: Deep Imp Act
You acquire Imp Ale (3)

cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(44): Starting with 3 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 6
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 19.1625
> Meat Drop: 251.43303560529966	 Item Drop: 160.71651780264983
> HP: 297/297, MP: 46/56
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

autosell: 3 Imp Ale
You gain 75 Meat

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 12 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> Getting Eldritch Butterknife
> Starting preadventure script...
> We want to get the "vitamins" ingredient for our latte from The Dark Elbow of the Woods, so we're bringing it along.
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,+equip latte lovers member's mug,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Elbow of the Woods done, beep.

[45] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
Encounter: L imp
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: L imp takes 111 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 101 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi winks at you and does the "Didn't Do Nuthin', Officer" shuffle.
You acquire an item: Imp Ale
You acquire an item: cast
After Battle: You gain 22 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 15 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 8 Roguishness
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi watches carefully to see if there are any guards and when they change shifts.
You acquire an item: stick of firewood
Unlocked vitamins for Latte.
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(45): Starting with 2 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 6
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 19.1625
> Meat Drop: 251.43303560529966	 Item Drop: 160.71651780264983
> HP: 297/297, MP: 56/56
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 0/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

autosell: 1 Imp Ale
You gain 25 Meat

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 12 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> Getting Eldritch Butterknife
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,effective

equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Elbow of the Woods done, beep.

[46] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
Encounter: G imp
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: G imp takes 108 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 105 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi whistles innocently while doing a soft-shoe and gives you a wink.
You acquire an item: hot wing
You acquire an item: Imp Ale
You acquire an item: leather mask
You acquire an item: vitamin G pill
After Battle: You gain 29 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 8 Roguishness
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi stands around casually, definitely just loitering and not casing the joint at all.

cast 1 Pastamastery
You acquire dry noodles (3)

cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Starting bedtime: Pulls Left: 20
> Deleting processed mail...
> 1 message deleted.
Your servant blew up
> Can't cure poison! OOoch! It burns in my veins!

[47] The Neverending Party
Took choice 1322/2: reject quest
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1322&option=2
> Can't cure poison! OOoch! It burns in my veins!

[47] The Neverending Party
Encounter: party girl
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: madmac625 casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 2: party girl takes 25 damage.
Round 2: party girl takes 27 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 3: party girl takes 50 damage.
Round 3: party girl takes 28 damage.
Round 3: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 354 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi whistles innocently while doing a soft-shoe and gives you a wink.
You acquire an item: runproof mascara
You acquire an item: very small red dress
After Battle: You gain 36 Muscleboundness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 20 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi stands around casually, definitely just loitering and not casing the joint at all.
This combat did not cost a turn
> Can't cure poison! OOoch! It burns in my veins!
> Can't cure poison! OOoch! It burns in my veins!

[47] The Neverending Party
Encounter: &quot;plain&quot; girl
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: madmac625 casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 2: "plain" girl takes 28 damage.
Round 2: "plain" girl takes 26 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 3: "plain" girl takes 25 damage.
Round 3: "plain" girl takes 25 damage.
Round 3: You lose 18 hit points
Round 3: madmac625 casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 4: "plain" girl takes 24 damage.
Round 4: "plain" girl takes 50 damage.
Round 4: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 354 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi whistles innocently while doing a soft-shoe and gives you a wink.
You acquire an item: electronics kit
You acquire an item: PB&J with the crusts cut off
You acquire an item: ponytail clip
After Battle: You gain 33 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 14 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
You gain a Moxie point!
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi does some stretching exercises to prepare for his upcoming heist.
This combat did not cost a turn
> Can't cure poison! OOoch! It burns in my veins!
> Can't cure poison! OOoch! It burns in my veins!

[47] The Neverending Party
Encounter: party girl
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: madmac625 casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 2: party girl takes 27 damage.
Round 2: party girl takes 27 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 attacks!
Round 3: party girl takes 69 damage.
Round 3: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 316 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi whistles innocently while doing a soft-shoe and gives you a wink.
You acquire an item: runproof mascara
You acquire an item: very small red dress
After Battle: You gain 41 Beefiness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 17 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 15 Smarm
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi takes note of any security cameras in the area.
This combat did not cost a turn
> Can't cure poison! OOoch! It burns in my veins!
> Can't cure poison! OOoch! It burns in my veins!

[47] The Neverending Party
Encounter: Even Tamer Than Usual
Took choice 942/1: Tame it!
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=942&option=1
You acquire an item: gummi turtle
> Can't cure poison! OOoch! It burns in my veins!
> Can't cure poison! OOoch! It burns in my veins!

[47] The Neverending Party
Encounter: jock
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: jock takes 6 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 attacks!
Round 3: jock takes 63 damage.
Round 3: You lose 27 hit points
Round 3: madmac625 attacks!
Round 4: jock takes 5 damage.
Round 4: You lose 26 hit points
Round 4: madmac625 attacks!
Round 5: jock takes 60 damage.
Round 5: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 541 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi winks at you and does the "Didn't Do Nuthin', Officer" shuffle.
You acquire an item: unremarkable duffel bag
You acquire an item: Purple Beast energy drink
You acquire an item: shoe ad T-shirt
After Battle: You gain 50 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
You gain a Moxie point!
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi looks around for unlocked windows and accessible vents.
This combat did not cost a turn
> Can't cure poison! OOoch! It burns in my veins!
> Can't cure poison! OOoch! It burns in my veins!

[47] The Neverending Party
Encounter: burnout
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: burnout takes 64 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 attacks!
Round 3: burnout takes 68 damage.
Round 3: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 151 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi winks at you and does the "Didn't Do Nuthin', Officer" shuffle.
You acquire an item: van key
You acquire an item: jam band bootleg
After Battle: You gain 37 Muscleboundness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain a Level!
After Battle: You gain 19 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 14 Smarm
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi looks around for unlocked windows and accessible vents.
This combat did not cost a turn
> Can't cure poison! OOoch! It burns in my veins!
> Can't cure poison! OOoch! It burns in my veins!

[47] The Neverending Party
Encounter: burnout
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: burnout takes 8 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 attacks!
Round 3: burnout takes 60 damage.
Round 3: You lose 16 hit points
Round 3: madmac625 attacks!
Round 4: burnout takes 7 damage.
Round 4: You lose 22 hit points
Round 4: madmac625 attacks!
Round 5: burnout takes 7 damage.
Round 5: You lose 15 hit points
Round 5: madmac625 attacks!
Round 6: burnout takes 64 damage.
Round 6: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 179 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi shoots you a wink and does a little dance to disabuse onlookers of his nefarious intentions.
You acquire an item: van key
You acquire an item: jam band bootleg
You acquire an item: denim jacket
After Battle: You gain 40 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 18 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 13 Chutzpah
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi watches carefully to see if there are any guards and when they change shifts.
This combat did not cost a turn
> Can't cure poison! OOoch! It burns in my veins!
> Can't cure poison! OOoch! It burns in my veins!

[47] The Neverending Party
Encounter: biker
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: biker takes 5 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 attacks!
Round 3: biker takes 56 damage.
Round 3: You lose 40 hit points
Round 3: madmac625 attacks!
Round 4: biker takes 55 damage.
Round 4: You lose 30 hit points
Round 4: madmac625 attacks!
Round 5: biker takes 6 damage.
Round 5: You lose 29 hit points
Round 5: madmac625 attacks!
Round 6: biker takes 61 damage.
Round 6: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 358 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi whistles innocently while doing a soft-shoe and gives you a wink.
You acquire an item: gas can
You acquire an item: Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey
You acquire an item: neverending wallet chain
After Battle: You gain 46 Beefiness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 17 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
You gain a Moxie point!
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi stands around casually, definitely just loitering and not casing the joint at all.
This combat did not cost a turn
> Can't cure poison! OOoch! It burns in my veins!
> Can't cure poison! OOoch! It burns in my veins!

[47] The Neverending Party
Encounter: It Hasn't Ended, It's Just Paused
Took choice 1324/4: to basement
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1324&option=4
Encounter: Basement Urges
Took choice 1328/1: gain mus stats
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1328&option=1
You gain 211 Strengthliness
You gain some Muscle points!
> Added unknown string modifier Skill (The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Reduce Enemy Defense (Simmering)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Song Duration (stolen accordion)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Clowniness (clown shoes)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Familiar Damage (penguin-smacking club)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Pool Skill (pool cue)!
> Added unknown boolean modifier Breakable (antique greaves)!
> Added unknown boolean modifier Drops Items (Mayflower bouquet)!
> Added unknown boolean modifier Look like a Pirate (pirate fledges)!
> Added unknown boolean modifier Drops Meat (Mer-kin hookspear)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Mysticality Familiar Tuning (aquaviolet jub-jub bird)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Muscle Familiar Tuning (crimsilion jub-jub bird)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Moxie Familiar Tuning (charpuce jub-jub bird)!
> Added unknown boolean modifier Cloathing (Treads of Loathing)!
> Added unknown boolean modifier No Pull (fat loot token)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Kruegerand Drop (dreadful fedora)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Maximum Hooch (flask flops)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Muscle Limit (warbear hoverbelt)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Mysticality Limit (warbear hoverbelt)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Moxie Limit (warbear hoverbelt)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier WarBear Armor Penetration (warbear plain helm)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Supercold Resistance (warbear plain ushanka)!
> Added unknown boolean modifier Lasts Until Rollover (snow mobile)!
> Added unknown boolean modifier Attacks Can't Miss (Red Fox glove)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Water Level (heavy duty umbrella)!
> Added unknown string modifier Rollover Effect (Sasq&trade; watch)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Rollover Effect Duration (Sasq&trade; watch)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Crimbot Outfit Power (toy Crimbot mega face)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Luck (X-ray goggles)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Random Monster Modifiers (kill screen)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Disco Style (smooth velvet pants)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Othello Skill (Othello's military jacket)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Sixgun Damage (Pecos Dave's sixgun)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Fishing Skill (fishin' hat)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Sprinkle Drop (sour ball and chain)!
> Added unknown string modifier Avatar (murderbot mask)!
> Added unknown numeric modifier Rubee Drop (LyleCo premium monocle)!

equip shirt denim jacket
You acquire an item: Letter for Melvign the Gnome

Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
You gain 251 hit points
> Can't cure poison! OOoch! It burns in my veins!

[47] The Neverending Party
Encounter: party girl
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: party girl takes 56 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 attacks!
Round 3: party girl takes 65 damage.
Round 3: You lose 23 hit points
Round 3: madmac625 attacks!
Round 4: party girl takes 8 damage.
Round 4: madmac625 wins the fight!
Your familiar gains a pound: Midnight Lykoi, the 6 lb. Cat Burglar
You gain 365 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi winks at you and does the "Didn't Do Nuthin', Officer" shuffle.
You acquire an item: very small red dress
You acquire an item: surprisingly capacious handbag
After Battle: You gain 34 Fortitude
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 27 Smarm
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi stands around casually, definitely just loitering and not casing the joint at all.
This combat did not cost a turn
> Can't cure poison! OOoch! It burns in my veins!
> Can't cure poison! OOoch! It burns in my veins!

[47] The Neverending Party
Encounter: &quot;plain&quot; girl
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: "plain" girl takes 8 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 attacks!
Round 3: "plain" girl takes 58 damage.
Round 3: You lose 18 hit points
Round 3: madmac625 attacks!
Round 4: "plain" girl takes 8 damage.
Round 4: You lose 12 hit points
Round 4: madmac625 attacks!
Round 5: "plain" girl takes 6 damage.
Round 5: You lose 16 hit points
Round 5: madmac625 attacks!
Round 6: "plain" girl takes 66 damage.
Round 6: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 329 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi winks at you and does the "Didn't Do Nuthin', Officer" shuffle.
You acquire an item: electronics kit
You acquire an item: PB&J with the crusts cut off
After Battle: You gain 45 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 14 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 13 Roguishness
You gain a Moxie point!
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi looks around for unlocked windows and accessible vents.
This combat did not cost a turn
> Can't cure poison! OOoch! It burns in my veins!
> Can't cure poison! OOoch! It burns in my veins!

[47] The Neverending Party
Encounter: biker
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: biker takes 52 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 attacks!
Round 3: biker takes 8 damage.
Round 3: You lose 26 hit points
Round 3: madmac625 attacks!
Round 4: biker takes 8 damage.
Round 4: You lose 28 hit points
Round 4: madmac625 attacks!
Round 5: biker takes 8 damage.
Round 5: You lose 28 hit points
Round 5: madmac625 attacks!
Round 6: You lose 9 hit points
Round 6: You lose 26 hit points
Round 6: madmac625 attacks!
Round 7: biker takes 54 damage.
Round 7: You lose 28 hit points
Round 7: madmac625 attacks!
Round 8: biker takes 59 damage.
Round 8: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 336 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi winks at you and does the "Didn't Do Nuthin', Officer" shuffle.
You acquire an item: gas can
You acquire an item: Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey
You acquire an item: pentagram bandana
After Battle: You gain 37 Strongness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 22 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 20 Roguishness
You acquire an item: Special Seasoning
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi looks around for unlocked windows and accessible vents.
> Can't cure poison! OOoch! It burns in my veins!
> Can't cure poison! OOoch! It burns in my veins!

cast 0 Evoke Eldritch Horror

main.php?checkbfast=83

cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 190 hit points

cast 0 Grab a Cold One
> Can't cure poison! OOoch! It burns in my veins!
> Restoring MP! Currently at 336 of 336 HP, 21 of 85 MP, current meat: 9243 ... Target MP = 22.

buy 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 90 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
You spent 90 Meat
You acquire an item: Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic

use 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
You gain 11 Muscularity Points

cast 1 Grab a Cold One
You acquire an item: Cold One
> Can't cure poison! OOoch! It burns in my veins!
> Restoring MP! Currently at 336 of 336 HP, 2 of 85 MP, current meat: 9153 ... Target MP = 3.

buy 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 90 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
You spent 90 Meat
You acquire an item: Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic

use 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
You gain 11 Muscularity Points
> Can't cure poison! OOoch! It burns in my veins!
> Restoring MP! Currently at 336 of 336 HP, 13 of 85 MP, current meat: 9063 ... Target MP = 14.

buy 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 90 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
You spent 90 Meat
You acquire an item: Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic

use 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
You gain 9 Muscularity Points
> Can't cure poison! OOoch! It burns in my veins!
> Restoring MP! Currently at 336 of 336 HP, 22 of 85 MP, current meat: 8973 ... Target MP = 23.

buy 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 90 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
You spent 90 Meat
You acquire an item: Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic

use 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
You gain 10 Muscularity Points
> Can't cure poison! OOoch! It burns in my veins!
> Restoring MP! Currently at 336 of 336 HP, 32 of 85 MP, current meat: 8883 ... Target MP = 33.

buy 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 90 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
You spent 90 Meat
You acquire an item: Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic

use 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
You gain 10 Muscularity Points
> Can't cure poison! OOoch! It burns in my veins!
> Restoring MP! Currently at 336 of 336 HP, 42 of 85 MP, current meat: 8793 ... Target MP = 43.

buy 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 90 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
You spent 90 Meat
You acquire an item: Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic

use 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
You gain 11 Muscularity Points

cast 1 The Ode to Booze
You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (5)

drink 1 Cold One
You gain 5 Adventures
You gain 1 Drunkenness
You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)

use 1 van key
You acquire raw gravy (2)
You acquire an item: gingerbread bugbear
You acquire PB&J with the crusts cut off (2)

use 1 van key
You acquire toast (2)
You acquire goat cheese pizza (2)
You acquire pink slime (2)

use 1 unremarkable duffel bag
You acquire shot of pear schnapps (2)
You acquire an item: dusty bottle of average Merlot
You acquire cruelty-free wine (2)

drink 1 Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey
You gain 6 Adventures
You gain 10 Strongness
You gain 6 Enchantedness
You gain 8 Roguishness
You gain 2 Drunkenness
You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-2)

drink 1 Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey
You gain 6 Adventures
You gain 13 Fortitude
You gain 7 Enchantedness
You gain 9 Sarcasm
You gain 2 Drunkenness
You lose an effect: Ode to Booze
> Hello madmac625, time to explode!
> This is version: 959 Mafia: 19584
> This is day 1.
> Turns played: 47 current adventures: 17
> Current Ascension: Standard

mall.php?pudnuggler=%22numberwang%22&category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0
> Can not pull what we don't have. Sorry

pull: 1 Bastille Battalion control rig
You acquire an item: Evilometer

trading 1 stick of firewood for 1 campfire smoke
You acquire an item: campfire smoke

use 1 campfire smoke
Encounter: Send up a Smoke Signal
Took choice 1394/1: (secret choice)
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1394&option=1&message=why+is+my+computer+on+fire%3F
> Turn(47): Starting with 17 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 7
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 19.25
> Meat Drop: 254.62828941527528	 Item Drop: 172.31414470763764
> HP: 336/336, MP: 3/85
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 5/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt

buy 1 hermit permit for 100 each from The General Store
You spent 100 Meat
You acquire an item: hermit permit
> Hermit acquistion of: seal tooth

trading 1 worthless item for 1 seal tooth
You acquire an item: seal tooth

use 1 Letter for Melvign the Gnome

Talking to Melvign the Gnome
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 17 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> I think we're good to go to apply The Sonata of Sneakiness
> Getting Eldritch Butterknife
> Starting preadventure script...
> I think we're good to go to apply The Sonata of Sneakiness
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Elbow of the Woods done, beep.

[48] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
Encounter: It Came from Beneath the Sewer?  Great!
Took choice 957/1: Go for the glow
choice.php?whichchoice=957&option=1&pwd
You acquire an item: irradiated turtle

use 1 gummi turtle
You acquire an effect: Gummi-Grin (15)

buy 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm for 24 each from The General Store
You spent 24 Meat
You acquire an item: Ben-Gal&trade; Balm
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(47): Starting with 17 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 7
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 20.1625
> Meat Drop: 254.62828941527528	 Item Drop: 172.31414470763764
> HP: 336/336, MP: 3/85
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 5/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 17 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> I think we're good to go to apply The Sonata of Sneakiness
> Getting Eldritch Butterknife
> Starting preadventure script...
> I think we're good to go to apply The Sonata of Sneakiness
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Elbow of the Woods done, beep.

[48] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
Encounter: L imp
Round 0: madmac625 loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: L imp takes 124 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 102 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi winks at you and does the "Didn't Do Nuthin', Officer" shuffle.
You acquire an item: Imp Ale
You acquire an item: flaming crutch
You acquire an item: cast
After Battle: You gain 29 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 9 Roguishness
You gain a Moxie point!
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi watches carefully to see if there are any guards and when they change shifts.
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(48): Starting with 16 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 7
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 20.1625
> Meat Drop: 254.62828941527528	 Item Drop: 172.31414470763764
> HP: 336/336, MP: 43/89
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 5/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 17 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> I think we're good to go to apply The Sonata of Sneakiness

cast 1 Smooth Movement
You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)

cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (5)
> Getting Eldritch Butterknife
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Elbow of the Woods done, beep.

[49] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
Encounter: Demoninja
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: Demoninja takes 144 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 177 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi whistles innocently while doing a soft-shoe and gives you a wink.
After Battle: You gain 30 Strongness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 7 Roguishness
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi takes note of any security cameras in the area.

cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(49): Starting with 15 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 7
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 20.1625
> Meat Drop: 254.62828941527528	 Item Drop: 172.31414470763764
> HP: 339/339, MP: 37/89
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 5/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 17 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> Getting Eldritch Butterknife
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Elbow of the Woods done, beep.

[50] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
Encounter: Demoninja
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: Demoninja takes 150 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 159 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi shoots you a wink and does a little dance to disabuse onlookers of his nefarious intentions.
You acquire an item: hot katana blade
After Battle: You gain 32 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 8 Chutzpah
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi stands around casually, definitely just loitering and not casing the joint at all.
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(50): Starting with 14 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 7
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 16.7875
> Meat Drop: 254.62828941527528	 Item Drop: 172.31414470763764
> HP: 339/339, MP: 74/89
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 5/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 17 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> Getting Eldritch Butterknife
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Elbow of the Woods done, beep.

[51] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
Encounter: Demoninja
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: Demoninja takes 137 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 191 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi whistles innocently while doing a soft-shoe and gives you a wink.
You acquire an item: hot katana blade
You acquire an item: demon skin
After Battle: You gain 25 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 8 Sarcasm
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi looks around for unlocked windows and accessible vents.
You acquire an item: stick of firewood
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(51): Starting with 13 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 7
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 16.7875
> Meat Drop: 254.62828941527528	 Item Drop: 172.31414470763764
> HP: 303/303, MP: 89/89
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 5/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 17 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> Getting Eldritch Butterknife
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Elbow of the Woods done, beep.

[52] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
Encounter: Demoninja
Round 0: madmac625 loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: Demoninja takes 135 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 163 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi shoots you a wink and does a little dance to disabuse onlookers of his nefarious intentions.
You acquire an item: hot katana blade
You acquire an item: demon skin
After Battle: You gain 23 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi watches carefully to see if there are any guards and when they change shifts.

cast 1 Leash of Linguini
You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)

cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(52): Starting with 12 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 7
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 16.7875
> Meat Drop: 254.62828941527528	 Item Drop: 172.31414470763764
> HP: 303/303, MP: 62/89
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 5/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 17 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> Getting Eldritch Butterknife
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Elbow of the Woods done, beep.

[53] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
Encounter: G imp
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: G imp takes 124 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 106 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi shoots you a wink and does a little dance to disabuse onlookers of his nefarious intentions.
You acquire an item: hot wing
You acquire an item: Imp Ale
After Battle: You gain 21 Fortitude
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi takes note of any security cameras in the area.
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(53): Starting with 11 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 7
> Encounter: -5.0   Exp Bonus: 16.7875
> Meat Drop: 254.62828941527528	 Item Drop: 172.31414470763764
> HP: 306/306, MP: 89/89
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 5/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 17 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> I think we're good to go to apply The Sonata of Sneakiness

cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (5)
> Getting Eldritch Butterknife
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Elbow of the Woods done, beep.

[54] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
Encounter: Imp Art, Some Wisdom
You gain 14 Strongness
You gain 13 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 13 Chutzpah
You gain a Moxie point!
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(54): Starting with 10 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 7
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 16.7875
> Meat Drop: 254.62828941527528	 Item Drop: 172.31414470763764
> HP: 306/306, MP: 90/90
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 5/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 17 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> Getting Eldritch Butterknife
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Elbow of the Woods done, beep.

[55] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
Encounter: sausage goblin
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: sausage goblin takes 8 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 attacks!
Round 3: sausage goblin takes 61 damage.
Round 3: madmac625 attacks!
Round 4: sausage goblin takes 7 damage.
Round 4: You lose 26 hit points
Round 4: madmac625 attacks!
Round 5: sausage goblin takes 65 damage.
Round 5: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 230 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi shoots you a wink and does a little dance to disabuse onlookers of his nefarious intentions.
You acquire an item: magical sausage casing
After Battle: You gain 44 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi stands around casually, definitely just loitering and not casing the joint at all.
This combat did not cost a turn
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(54): Starting with 10 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 7
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 16.7875
> Meat Drop: 254.62828941527528	 Item Drop: 172.31414470763764
> HP: 279/306, MP: 90/90
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 5/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 17 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> Getting Eldritch Butterknife
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Elbow of the Woods done, beep.

[55] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
Encounter: L imp
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: L imp takes 118 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 102 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi whistles innocently while doing a soft-shoe and gives you a wink.
You acquire an item: flaming crutch
You acquire an item: cast
After Battle: You gain 21 Strengthliness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi watches carefully to see if there are any guards and when they change shifts.
You acquire an item: stick of firewood
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(55): Starting with 9 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 7
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 16.7875
> Meat Drop: 254.62828941527528	 Item Drop: 172.31414470763764
> HP: 306/310, MP: 90/90
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 5/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

Visiting a Science Tent
Encounter: Dr. Gordon Stuart, a Scientist
Took choice 1201/3: Great!
choice.php?whichchoice=1201&pwd&option=3
> Starting preadventure script...

familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (35 lbs)
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,effective
> Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
> About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (2) accesses required.

Visiting a Science Tent
Encounter: Dr. Gordon Stuart, a Scientist
Took choice 1201/1: Can I fight that tentacle you saved for science?
choice.php?whichchoice=1201&pwd&option=1

[56] Dr. Gordon Stuart's Science Tent
Encounter: Eldritch Tentacle
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> autoAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: 'auto_combatHandler')

[56] Noob Cave
Encounter: Eldritch Tentacle
Round 0: madmac625 loses initiative!
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle takes 39 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 attacks!
Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle takes 4 damage.
Round 3: You lose 31 hit points
Round 3: madmac625 attacks!
Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle takes 4 damage.
Round 4: You lose 31 hit points
Round 4: madmac625 attacks!
Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle takes 41 damage.
Round 5: You lose 30 hit points
Round 5: madmac625 attacks!
Round 6: Eldritch Tentacle takes 4 damage.
Round 6: You lose 30 hit points
Round 6: madmac625 attacks!
Round 7: Eldritch Tentacle takes 5 damage.
Round 7: You lose 29 hit points
Round 7: madmac625 attacks!
Round 8: Eldritch Tentacle takes 3 damage.
Round 8: You lose 29 hit points
Round 8: madmac625 attacks!
Round 9: Eldritch Tentacle takes 4 damage.
Round 9: You lose 20 hit points
Round 9: madmac625 attacks!
Round 10: Eldritch Tentacle takes 5 damage.
Round 10: You lose 21 hit points
> Uh oh, I'm having trouble in combat.
Round 10: madmac625 casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 11: Eldritch Tentacle takes 16 damage.
Round 11: Eldritch Tentacle takes 34 damage.
Round 11: madmac625 wins the fight!
After Battle: You watch Schluuuuuulp slime around picking up loose debris, and wonder if it's worth checking if there's anything good in there.
You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
After Battle: Schluuuuuulp shudders and disgorges an item with a wet squelch.
You acquire an item: eleven-foot pole
After Battle: You gain 27 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 18 Wizardliness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 24 Cheek
You gain a Moxie point!
This combat did not cost a turn
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 17 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> Getting Eldritch Butterknife
> Starting preadventure script...

familiar Cat Burglar (39 lbs)
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,effective,-200combat 25max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Elbow of the Woods done, beep.

[56] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
Encounter: G imp
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
> Uh oh, I'm having trouble in combat.
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: G imp takes 123 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 106 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi shoots you a wink and does a little dance to disabuse onlookers of his nefarious intentions.
You acquire an item: hot wing
You acquire an item: Imp Ale
You acquire an item: vitamin G pill
After Battle: You gain 25 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 10 Chutzpah
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi looks around for unlocked windows and accessible vents.

cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(56): Starting with 8 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 7
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 16.7875
> Meat Drop: 254.62828941527528	 Item Drop: 172.31414470763764
> HP: 111/310, MP: 82/92
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 5/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 17 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> Getting Eldritch Butterknife
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Elbow of the Woods done, beep.

[57] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
Encounter: G imp
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: G imp takes 150 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 102 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi whistles innocently while doing a soft-shoe and gives you a wink.
You acquire an item: Imp Ale
You acquire an item: leather mask
After Battle: You gain 29 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 3 Chutzpah
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi takes note of any security cameras in the area.

cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(57): Starting with 7 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 7
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 16.7875
> Meat Drop: 254.62828941527528	 Item Drop: 172.31414470763764
> HP: 145/310, MP: 77/92
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 5/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 17 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> Getting Eldritch Butterknife
> Starting preadventure script...
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,-200combat 25max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Dark Elbow of the Woods done, beep.

[58] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
Encounter: Butter Knife?  I'll Take the Knife
You acquire an item: eldritch butterknife

cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(58): Starting with 6 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 7
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 16.7875
> Meat Drop: 254.62828941527528	 Item Drop: 172.31414470763764
> HP: 170/310, MP: 87/92
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 5/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 17 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> I think we're good to go to apply The Sonata of Sneakiness

cast 1 Smooth Movement
You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)

cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (5)
> Finishing friars

[59] Friar Ceremony Location
> Turn(58): Starting with 6 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 7
> Encounter: -10.0   Exp Bonus: 13.6375
> Meat Drop: 254.62828941527528	 Item Drop: 172.31414470763764
> HP: 170/310, MP: 57/92
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 5/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 17 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> I am hungry for some steel.

Visiting Moaning Panda Square in Pandamonium

Talking to Sven Golly at the Hey Deze Arena

Talking to Sven Golly at the Hey Deze Arena

Talking to Mourn at Belilafs Comedy Club

uneffect The Sonata of Sneakiness

cast 1 Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
You acquire an effect: Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (5)

cast 1 Musk of the Moose
You acquire an effect: Musk of the Moose (10)
You lose an effect: Smooth Movements
> Starting preadventure script...

cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
> We can't cap this drop bear!
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,50item 567max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Laugh Floor done, beep.

[59] The Laugh Floor
Encounter: CH Imp
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: CH Imp takes 110 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
Your familiar gains a pound: Midnight Lykoi, the 7 lb. Cat Burglar
You gain 99 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi whistles innocently while doing a soft-shoe and gives you a wink.
You acquire an item: imp air
After Battle: You gain 29 Strengthliness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi takes note of any security cameras in the area.
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(59): Starting with 5 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 7
> Encounter: 10.0   Exp Bonus: 17.50208333333333
> Meat Drop: 257.8083151964686	 Item Drop: 193.9041575982343
> HP: 201/313, MP: 51/92
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 5/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

use 1 SongBoom&trade; BoomBox
Encounter: Choose a Soundtrack
Took choice 1312/1: &quot;Eye of the Giger&quot;
choice.php?whichchoice=1312&option=1
Setting soundtrack to Eye of the Giger
> Change successful to Eye of the GigerWe have 3 SongBoom BoomBoxen songens left!
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 17 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> I am hungry for some steel.
> Starting preadventure script...

cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)

cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
> We can't cap this drop bear!
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,50item 567max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Laugh Floor done, beep.

[60] The Laugh Floor
Encounter: BL Imp
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: BL Imp takes 122 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 153 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi whistles innocently while doing a soft-shoe and gives you a wink.
You acquire an item: imp air
After Battle: You gain 26 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 13 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 8 Roguishness
You acquire an item: Nightmare Fuel
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi stands around casually, definitely just loitering and not casing the joint at all.
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(60): Starting with 4 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 7
> Encounter: 10.0   Exp Bonus: 17.50208333333333
> Meat Drop: 257.8083151964686	 Item Drop: 203.9041575982343
> HP: 232/313, MP: 52/92
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 5/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

use 1 SongBoom&trade; BoomBox
Encounter: Choose a Soundtrack
Took choice 1312/2: &quot;Food Vibrations&quot;
choice.php?whichchoice=1312&option=2
Setting soundtrack to Food Vibrations
> Change successful to Food VibrationsWe have 2 SongBoom BoomBoxen songens left!
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 17 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> I am hungry for some steel.
> Starting preadventure script...

cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)

cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
> We can't cap this drop bear!
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,50item 567max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Laugh Floor done, beep.

[61] The Laugh Floor
Encounter: BL Imp
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: BL Imp takes 123 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 157 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi winks at you and does the "Didn't Do Nuthin', Officer" shuffle.
You acquire an item: imp air
After Battle: You gain 27 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 10 Chutzpah
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi watches carefully to see if there are any guards and when they change shifts.
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(61): Starting with 3 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 7
> Encounter: 10.0   Exp Bonus: 17.50208333333333
> Meat Drop: 257.8083151964686	 Item Drop: 203.9041575982343
> HP: 251/313, MP: 62/92
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 5/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 17 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> I am hungry for some steel.
> Starting preadventure script...
> We can't cap this drop bear!
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,50item 567max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Laugh Floor done, beep.

[62] The Laugh Floor
Encounter: sausage goblin
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: sausage goblin takes 9 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 attacks!
Round 3: sausage goblin takes 65 damage.
Round 3: You lose 36 hit points
Round 3: madmac625 attacks!
Round 4: sausage goblin takes 8 damage.
Round 4: madmac625 attacks!
Round 5: sausage goblin takes 7 damage.
Round 5: You lose 34 hit points
Round 5: madmac625 attacks!
Round 6: sausage goblin takes 69 damage.
Round 6: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 257 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi winks at you and does the "Didn't Do Nuthin', Officer" shuffle.
You acquire an item: magical sausage casing
After Battle: You gain 44 Strongness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 20 Roguishness
You gain a Moxie point!
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi stands around casually, definitely just loitering and not casing the joint at all.
This combat did not cost a turn
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(61): Starting with 3 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 7
> Encounter: 10.0   Exp Bonus: 17.50208333333333
> Meat Drop: 257.8083151964686	 Item Drop: 203.9041575982343
> HP: 180/314, MP: 62/95
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 5/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 17 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> I am hungry for some steel.
> Starting preadventure script...
> We can't cap this drop bear!
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,50item 567max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Laugh Floor done, beep.

[62] The Laugh Floor
Encounter: Never Break the Chain
Took choice 328/1: Tame it
choice.php?whichchoice=328&option=1&pwd
You acquire turtlemail bits (4)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(61): Starting with 3 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 7
> Encounter: 10.0   Exp Bonus: 17.50208333333333
> Meat Drop: 257.8083151964686	 Item Drop: 203.9041575982343
> HP: 180/314, MP: 62/95
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 5/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 17 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> I am hungry for some steel.
> Starting preadventure script...
> We can't cap this drop bear!
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,50item 567max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Laugh Floor done, beep.

[62] The Laugh Floor
Encounter: BL Imp
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: BL Imp takes 106 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 wins the fight!
You gain 139 Meat
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi whistles innocently while doing a soft-shoe and gives you a wink.
After Battle: You gain 27 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 5 Chutzpah
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi stands around casually, definitely just loitering and not casing the joint at all.

cast 1 Leash of Linguini
You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)

cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)

use 1 gummi turtle
You acquire an effect: Gummi-Grin (15)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(62): Starting with 2 left and 20 pulls left at Level: 7
> Encounter: 10.0   Exp Bonus: 17.50208333333333
> Meat Drop: 257.8083151964686	 Item Drop: 203.9041575982343
> HP: 210/314, MP: 63/95
> Tummy: 1/15 Liver: 5/15 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 30 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...
> Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 17 <= 18
> Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
> I am hungry for some steel.
> Starting preadventure script...
> We can't cap this drop bear!
> Maximizing: 5item,meat,0.5initiative,0.1da 1000max,dr,0.5all res,1.5mainstat,mox,-fumble,0.4hp,0.2mp 1000max,3mp regen,1.5weapon damage,-0.75weapon damage percent,1.5elemental damage,2familiar weight,5familiar exp,10exp,5Muscle experience percent,-equip hewn moon-rune spoon,-equip makeshift garbage shirt,-equip broken champagne bottle,50item 567max,effective
> Pre Adventure at The Laugh Floor done, beep.

[63] The Laugh Floor
Encounter: Carbuncle Top
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
> auto_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: madmac625 attacks!
Round 2: Carbuncle Top takes 95 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 attacks!
Round 3: Carbuncle Top takes 98 damage.
Round 3: madmac625 wins the fight!
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi does a dance so sneaky, it looks like he's just standing still.
You acquire an item: hilarious comedy prop
After Battle: You gain 30 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 7 Cheek
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi looks around for unlocked windows and accessible vents.
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Starting bedtime: Pulls Left: 20

cast 1 Evoke Eldritch Horror

[64] Evoke Eldritch Horror
Encounter: Eldritch Tentacle
Round 0: madmac625 wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: madmac625 casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle takes 16 damage.
Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle takes 34 damage.
Round 2: madmac625 casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle takes 17 damage.
Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle takes 32 damage.
Round 3: You lose 29 hit points
Round 3: madmac625 casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle takes 18 damage.
Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle takes 32 damage.
Round 4: madmac625 wins the fight!
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi purrs and does that thing cats do where he rubs a figure-eight around your ankles. (That's sort of like a dance.)
You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
After Battle: You gain 46 Strengthliness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 13 Sarcasm
After Battle: Midnight Lykoi watches carefully to see if there are any guards and when they change shifts.
This combat did not cost a turn
> Hello madmac625, time to explode!
> This is version: 959 Mafia: 19584
> This is day 1.
> Turns played: 63 current adventures: 1
> Current Ascension: Standard