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Bad Fluffy

Jul 11th, 2012
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  1. 1/6
  2. >You've been an apprentice fluffy pony breeder for a few years.
  3. >Finally saved up enough to start your own stable.
  4. >Your mentor helps you get things set up.
  5. >Cages...pens...medical gear.
  6. >Fluffy breeding stock is easy to get.
  7. >Strays & a few from shelters.
  8. >Time to go into business.
  9.  
  10. >One thing your mentor taught you is "always have a bad fluffy."
  11. >You could just pick one at random.
  12. >Fluffy ponies are too dumb to know the difference.
  13. >Nah...you have a little sense of fair play.
  14. >First fluffy to fuck up will be the "bad fluffy."
  15. >It doesn't take long.
  16. >You're putting your first batch of mares with the studs.
  17. >Some scream & cry...some take it in stride.
  18. >One orange unicorn mare gives you trouble.
  19. >"Nu! Dun wan' speciaw huggies!"
  20. >Your stud stallion looks confused.
  21. >Pin the mare down by the neck.
  22. "Do it, boy."
  23. >The stud tries to mount her.
  24. >Fluffy mare bucks him directly in the balls.
  25.  
  26. 2/6
  27. >Fluffy stallion is squealing...doubled over in pain.
  28. >"Nu speciaw huggies!" mare snaps.
  29. >Oh you just fucked up, fluffy.
  30. >Toss her in the leg isolation board.
  31. >Just a board with 4 big holes drilled in it.
  32. >No fluffy can lift its legs high enough to step out.
  33. >"Arrrgh! Nu wike! Wet fwuffy out!"
  34. >Check on your injured stallion.
  35. >He's your only unicorn...he's got 6 more mares to do today.
  36. >"Whaaaa! Fwuffy speciaw pwace huwt! Pwease huggies!"
  37. >No fluffy...I'm not gonna hug your balls.
  38. >His nutsack is swollen & discolored.
  39. >Shit...probably a ruptured nut.
  40. >You'll need to get a new unicorn stud.
  41. >Well, you can borrow your mentor's green unicorn tomorrow.
  42. >That means you'll have to give him a cut when the foals come.
  43. >Business is business.
  44. >Your red stud is finished.
  45. >Clutching his fluffy nutsack, howling and screaming.
  46. >One quick whack with the hammer shuts him up.
  47. >Dump the corpse in the trash.
  48. >Now to deal with your mare.
  49.  
  50. >You wanted to breed her with a unicorn, but now you don't have one anymore.
  51. >Well, she's getting fucked today no matter what.
  52. >She has to learn she can't ever win against you.
  53. >Her attitude has changed a little.
  54. >"Fwuffy sowwee! Pwease nu mowe...weggies huwt!"
  55. >Leave her in the leg board.
  56. >Grab your blue pegasus stallion.
  57. >He just saw the other stud get kicked in the balls...then killed.
  58. >Obviously he's a little nervous.
  59. >"Fwuffy nu wan' owwies."
  60. "You'll be fine...do your job."
  61. >Fluffy mounts & finishes quick.
  62. >Mare howling and complaining the whole time.
  63. >Oh, you ain't see shit yet, bitch.
  64.  
  65. 3/6
  66. >Stick your blue pegasus stallion back in his cage.
  67. >He gets a cookie for doing his job.
  68. >Now to deal with your "bad fluffy."
  69. >She's sobbing.
  70. >Her cooch hurts...her legs hurt from the board.
  71. >"Pwease wan' go home! Put fwuffy in houwse!"
  72. >She means her cage.
  73. >The strays you rounded up hate cages, but she was born in a shelter.
  74. >She considers the cage her "house."
  75. >Yank her up by the mane.
  76. >Fluffy squeals in terror.
  77. >Show fluffy her former cage.
  78. "You disobeyed...you hurt the other fluffy...you don't get a house!"
  79. >Slam her cage door. She's never going in there again.
  80. "Bad fluffies live here!"
  81. >Put the crying mare in a small pet carrier.
  82. >"Whaaaahhh! Nu wike! Pwease nu sowwee box!"
  83. "Don't be dumb! You're a bad fluffy...this is your house now."
  84. >Fluffy mare cries in panic.
  85. >"Nuu! Nuuu! Pwease nu sowwee box! Dis nu good houwse fow fwuffy!"
  86. >Make sure all the other fluffy ponies can see her.
  87. >She's the example now...the "bad fluffy."
  88.  
  89. 4/6
  90. >Fluffy mare's life is miserable.
  91. >The pet carrier is too small for fluffy to move.
  92. >She can't even turn around.
  93. >There's no litterbox in there.
  94. >Fluffy has to hold her poop until you take her out.
  95. >A quick squeeze over the litterbox...then back in her "house."
  96. >You only do this once a day.
  97. >Fluffy learns she has to hold it.
  98. >Otherwise she has to sit in her own filth until you take her out.
  99.  
  100. >The other fluffies get a few hours in the pen each day.
  101. >Important to let them exercise.
  102. >Playtime keeps them healthy & happy.
  103. >Bad fluffy never gets playtime.
  104. >She stays in her cage, crying.
  105. >Listening to the other fluffy ponies play.
  106.  
  107. >Chow time sucks for the bad fluffy too.
  108. >Fluffies only need a few hundred calories a day to survive.
  109. >They need a lot more to be happy.
  110. >Of course, your bad fluffy gets the survival ration.
  111. >Make sure she sees the other, "good fluffies" get more.
  112. >On Friday the fluffies get "sketties."
  113. >It's really ramen noodles & cheap canned sauce.
  114. >Fluffy ponies don't know the difference.
  115. >The bad fluffy gets normal grain ration that day.
  116. >Make sure she gets to watch the others enjoy their sketties.
  117. >Make sure the others get to hear her whimper and cry.
  118.  
  119. 5/6
  120. >It's birthing day for the bad fluffy.
  121. >Pull her out of the pet carrier.
  122. >Induce labor.
  123. >Yank her wet slimy foal out.
  124. >Only one...you didn't expect any more.
  125. >She's only on survival ration after all.
  126. >Fluffy licks her baby clean.
  127. >Finally, one bright spot in her miserable life.
  128. >nope.avi
  129. >Take her foal away.
  130. >Mare cries in protest.
  131. >"Why take babbee? Babbee need mummy!"
  132. "Bad fluffies don't get to keep their babies."
  133. >Put the baby with another mare.
  134. >Yellow earth fluffy sniffs alien baby.
  135. >"Dun wan' stwange babbee."
  136. >Pluck her own foal off her teat.
  137. >Foal squeals in pain as you squeeze it.
  138. "Are you a BAD FLUFFY?"
  139. >Yellow mare shrieks in terror.
  140. >"Nuu! Nu am bad fwuffy! Fwuffy obey! Fwuffy wuv bowf babbees!"
  141. "Good."
  142. >Put both foals on her belly.
  143. >The "bad fluffy" strategy works.
  144. >No fluffy dares disobey or complain.
  145. >Just the words "bad fluffy" strike terror into their little hearts.
  146. >Every day they listen to the bad fluffy cry.
  147. >They know she lives in a terribly uncomfortable "houwse."
  148. >They know she gets less "nummies."
  149. >They know she never gets "sketties."
  150. >They know she never gets let out for playtime.
  151. >Now they know she doesn't get to keep her babies.
  152.  
  153. 6/6
  154. >It's a perfect situation.
  155. >You have a growing stock of polite, well behaved fluffies.
  156. >If one acts up all you have to do is ask;
  157. "Are you a bad fluffy?"
  158. >Fluffy ponies shape up quick when they hear that.
  159. >The "bad fluffy" is a constant reminder.
  160. >They hear her crying every day.
  161. >"Weggies huwt! Fwuffy nu wike box!"
  162. >"Fwuffy hungwy! Pwease mowe nummies!"
  163. >"Why fwuffy nu can pway? Fwuffy wan' come out!"
  164. >"Whaaaa! Fwuffy wan babee! Pwease gif babee back!"
  165. >But a fluffy can't live forever like this.
  166. >Fluffy ponies are very emotionally sensitive.
  167. >In 7 months your "bad fluffy" dies of depression.
  168. >No big deal.
  169. >The next fluffy to misbehave will get the job.
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