Game Show Short Script

Characters-
Host:
Token Black Guy:
Completely Average Guy:
Really Weird Guy:
Women Guy:
Weird guy in Audience:

[Intro]

(The host is facing the audience, and turns head to camera)

Host: WELCOME - TOOO - WHEEL - OF - FORTUUUUNNNEEEEE

Completely Average Guy: Where's the wheel?

Host: WELCOME - TOOO - THE - BUTTONS - OFFF - FORTUUUUNNNEEEEE

Completely Average Guy: What buttons?

Host: (Shouting) The secret ones!

Completely Average Guy: What secret ones?

Host: (Infuriated) I'LL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!

[Scene End]


[Contestants are at their podiums, ready to answer questions.]

Host: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if I stabbed contestant four?

Completely Average Guy: What?

[Wrong meme plays, and the host stabs contestant four.]