Kumano Detox translation (from trad. Chinese) v2

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(Chinese translators' notes; not going to bother translating them.)


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嗯—…
Mm—…
姆…
Mu…

按
press
按
press
明明每天都有做保養的說
I do maintenance every day
真不敢相信
I really can't believe it
膠原蛋白…？
Collagen…?
鈴谷竟然擺出那副表情…
That Suzuya could actually make that expression…
莫非這是在挑釁我熊野的美貌嗎？
Could it be that she's trying to provoke me, Kumano's beauty?

近期還有選拔秘書艦的考試
And in the coming days there's going to be a selection test for the secretary ship
這樣下去就不配做個淑女了啊
At this rate I won't be fit to be a lady
啊啦？
Ara?
那珂醬排毒茶
Naka-chan Detox Tea
還妳淑女的水潤肌膚
Gives you back a Lady's Hydrated Skin

那珂醬排毒茶
Naka-chan Detox Tea
妳淑女的水潤
back a Lady's Hydrated
這是…
This is…


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一周後
One week later

噠
clop
噠
clop
噠
clop
噠
clop

鈴谷快瞧！
Quickly look here Suzuya!
我的肌膚再次充滿彈性
My skin's filled with elasticity again
而又如絲般柔順啦！
And it's supple as silk once more!

啊啦？
Ara?
哦
Oh
熊野啊
Kumano


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怎麼了
What is it
找鈴谷有事嗎？
Do you have business with Suzuya?
不巧她正好跑遠征出去了
Unfortunately, it just so happens that she's on an expedition
有急事？
Is it urgent?
啪嗒
fwmp
不
No
沒什麼急事
Nothing urgent
啊啦？提督
Ara? Admiral
這些行李是？
What's this luggage?

驅逐艦們的首次遠征我有些放心不下
The destroyers' first expedition, I'm a bit worried
對了
Oh right

在我隨她們遠征的這段期間
While I'm accompanying them on the expedition, during this time
妳要不要留在這里當秘書艦？
Do you want to stay here as the secretary ship?

秘書艦…？
Secretary ship…?


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話雖這麼說也就是看家而已
Although I said that, it's just housekeeping
妳不願意的
If you don't want to
…身上吧
…to me
攥
clench
誒？
Eh?

秘書艦這神聖使命就包在我熊野身上吧！
Leave the sacred mission of being the secretary ship to me, Kumano!
哦？
Oh?
這裡放著我來
Leave this place to me
提督您就安心去吧
Go in peace, Admiral
哦哦？
Ohoh?

啊—…那就
Ah—… in that case
打氣
cheer
拜託妳了
I'll leave it to you

第一提督室
Admiral's Room No. 1

嘻嘻
Hee hee


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雖然只是臨時
Even though it's just temporary
這可是盼穿雙眼的秘書艦誒！
This is the coveted secretary ship position!
這也一定是美容的功效！
This must be due to the effects of the beauty treatment!
排毒茶萬歲！
Long live detox tea!

唔呵呵♪
Uhehe♪
一高興起來根本停不下來
Once I get overjoyed I can't stop
秘書艦專用
For Secretary Ship's Use
找去
rummage
翻來
rummage
秘書艦
Secretary ship…
呵呵♪
Hehe♪

那麼
Now then
又到美容的時間了
It's time for my beauty treatment again

只不過
It's just that
咕嘟嘟…
gulp…
喝得太多會內急
Drinking too much will give me urges
還是少喝點為妙吧…
Maybe it'd be better to drink less of it

………
………

嘛
Well
反正提督很快就會回來
The Admiral will be back soon anyway
ピチャ…
drip…


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消——沉
De——pressed
※五小時過後
※Five hours later

沒想到一整壺都喝光了…
I didn't think I'd finish drinking a whole pot…
竟然還沒回來
And he's still not back yet
這什麼情況啊…
What's the situation…

嗚嗚…
Uuu…
果然到極限了…
I'm at my limit indeed…
针毡
squirm
可是身為秘書艦怎能擅離職守…！
But as the secretary ship how could I leave my post…!
如坐
fidget


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話說回來這種緊張感…
Anyway, this tense feeling…
就像是撤腿途中遭遇潛艇一樣啊
It's like I encountered a submarine while retreating
熊野理性
Kumano's reasoning
嗵
tmp
生理需求
Biological needs
尾隨而至的潛水艇
The submarine following behind
嗵
tmp
嗵
tmp
明明近在咫尺
It's so close
可不知何時將至…
But I don't know when it'll approach…
呵呵 何等的可怕
Hehe how terrible
開個玩笑
Kidding

嗡————…
Hum————…
癌呀媽呀！ ！
Ah oh my god!!
ぞんぞわあっ
shake fidget

真
Really
真…不行了…
Really… can't…
哪怕是便攜廁所都行…！
Even a portable toilet would be fine…!
喀
knock

骨碌…
roll…
燃料罐
Fuel Can

那個是！ ！
That's!!


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為什麼這種地方會滾出一個燃料罐！ ？
Why'd there be a fuel can in this kind of place!? (lit. Why'd there be a fuel can rolling into this kind of place!?)
剛才還什麼都沒有的說！ ？
There wasn't even anything there just now!?
ぐごごごごごごご
DOOOOOOM

不
No
比起這個
That aside (lit. Compared to this)
這難道是艦娘之神賜予我的一罐之救贖！ ？
Could this be the can of salvation that the Kanmusu Goddess has bestowed upon me!?

嗚嗚…
Uuu…
嗡——
Hum——
淑女的話這點誘惑必須一腳踢開
A lady needs to kick away this bit of temptation
可是我已經小破的膀胱不知何時就會被尿意中破掉…！
But I don't know when my already lightly damaged bladder could be destroyed by urination…!
嗡———…
Hum———…

那就拜託妳看家了哦
Then I'll leave the housekeeping to you
熊野秘書艦！
Secretary ship Kumano!
哈
Hah

…沒錯沒錯
…That's right that's right
呼——…
Brea——…
吸———…
the———…
真是的…
Really…
身為淑女
As a lady
我想什麼呢
What was I thinking


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ババシュッ
whooosh
ボゴオオッ
BOOOOM
咿咿咿
Yiii

沒戲！
No hope!
ドゴン
BONK

不可能啦…
It's impossible…
憋不住了啦…
I can't hold it…
ぐすっ
sob
ぽた
drip
ぐじゅ
sniff
快救救我…
Quick save me…
鈴谷…
Suzuya…
提督…！
Admiral…!

哈啊…
Haa…
哈啊…
Haa…

呃…
Uh…


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ことっ
clink
哈啊…
Haa…
哈啊……
Haa……
這樣…
Like this…
就行了…
should do…
抖
tremble
噗通
badump
噗通
badump
哧溜
slip
抖
tremble
嗚嗚……
Uu…
明明是淑女…
I'm supposed to be a lady…
明明是…
I'm supposed to be…
秘書艦的說…!
the secretary ship…!
攥
grip


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…不不
…no no
這可是緊急情況…
This is an emergency situation
趕快…完事的話
If I…finish up quickly
應該不算數…
This shouldn't count
從淑女的角度看應該不算…吧!
From the perspective of a lady it shouldn't count… right!

激靈
shock
涼颼颼
chill

呀啊啊啊啊！？
Yaaaaa!? (for this, probably follow the typeset format and just leave the !? when cleaning)
濕潤…
moist…

ガタッ
clatter
ガタタッ
clattering
不 不要緊…
Ne never mind…
錯覺…
Imagining things…
剛才只是錯覺…而已…
Just now I was only… imagining things…

哈啊…
Haa…
哈啊…
Haa…

抖抖…
tremble tremble…
啊
Ah
要去了…
I'm going… (or would "It's coming out…" be better?)


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熊野親—♪
Kumano-san—♪
砰
BA
咚
BAM
激靈—————
shock—————

喔——耶♪
Oh——yeah♪
鈴 鈴鈴鈴谷！ ？
Su Su-su-suzuya!?
沒錯☆
That's right☆
就是我重巡鈴谷哦
It's me, Suzuya

妳來這裡做什麼！ ？
What're you here for!?/What're you coming here for!?
提督告訴我的呀—
Admiral told me to—
當上秘書艦啦？
You became the secretary ship?
挺能幹的嘛！
You're quite capable!


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啊咧啊咧?
There, there?
這不是ＭＶＰ艦的獎勵罐嗎？
Isn't this can the reward for the MVP ship?
這是那啥！
It's what!
啊啦啦…
Arara…
妳給用掉啦？
You used it up?
這可不行哦—
This won't do—
啊呃嗚——！ ！
Auuoo——!!

先別提這個
Before that (lit. don't mention this first)
報告書！
Report!
報告書
Report
ズバッ
slice
拿去填了！再交回來！
Take it and fill it up! Then return it!
就算妳完成任務！
Then I'll count your mission as complete!

好吧～
Alright~
話說啊
Say
熊野？
Kumano?

妳拿著個空罐和胖次是在幹嘛呢？
What're you holding the empty can and a pair of panties for?
噗嗤…
snap…
啊…
Ah…
啊！ ？
Ah!?
咿啊
No
啊啊啊！ ？
Aaah!?

嘩啦…
Splash…
嗯？
Hm?


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咿啊啊啊
Nooo
激靈
shock
激靈
shock
抽搐
twitch
抽搐
twitch
出來了
It's coming out
停不下來
I can't stop it
不要啊不行
No I can't
呀啊啊
Yaaah
喀
KON
抖
tremble
搖晃
sway
滴答
drip
嘩啦
splash


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抽搐
twitch
抽搐
twitch
抽搐
twitch
抽搐
twitch
嘩啦啦
Splaaa
啦啦啦啦..
aaash..
滴答
drip
滴答
drip

哈啊…❤
Haa…♥
抖
tremble
抖
tremble
哈啊…❤
Haa…♥
ブルッ
shudder

誒？
Eh?
誒誒…？
Eehh…?
熊野…
Kumano…
難道妳…
Don't tell me you…

對不起 熊野！
Sorry Kumano!
我回來晚了！
I came back late!
バン
bam
忘了跟妳說遠征時間了
I forgot to tell you the duration for the expedition
妳還好嗎？
Are you alright?

迷糊…
dazed…
嗚誒…？
Ueh…?


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啊
Ah

熱淚盈眶…
tearing up… (lit. tears…)
抖
tremble
抖
tremble

啪噹
crash
熊 熊野轟沉—！ ！
Ku Kumano sank—!!
熊野！ ？
Kumano!?
妳怎麼了
What's wrong
熊野！ ？
Kumano!?
這之後
After this
提督辦公室增設了衛生間
A bathroom was added to the admiral's office

後記之類的東西
Afterwards and related things
初次見面或好久不見，我是梅乾。
Nice to meet you or long time no see, I'm Umeboshi.
感謝您購入這次的本子。 (looks like 購人 (buyer) but 購入 (buy) makes more sense here)
Thank you for buying this book.
本來問認識的朋友
At first I asked my friends (lit. At first I asked the friends I knew)
「百合以外的熊野可以有嗎？」
"Can I have a non-yuri Kumano?"
結果被回了一句「最起碼這種熊野不能有」！
As a result I got back the reply "At the very least you can't have this Kumano"!
（。•ω<）(I have no idea what this symbol is so I'll skip it)誒嘿吐舌頭，沒辦法的辦法嘛！
(.•ω<) Ehe sticks out tongue, no way to approach it!
雖然一看封面已經劇透得差不多了，
Although looking the cover will already spoil you almost quite a bit,
還是要對那些並不期待這種熊野親的讀者說聲抱歉！
I must still say sorry/apologise to those readers who weren't looking forward to this Kumano-san!
可是熊野親真的好可愛！好想讓熊野親衝我發火！
But Kumano-san is really cute! I really want to let Kumano-san be angry at me!
下回也打算出類似的本子，如果能再次相會再好不過。
Next time I also intend to release a similar book, it couldn't get any better if we can meet again.
感謝您讀到最後這裡。
Thank you for reading to the end (here).

梅乾
Umeboshi